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What are you doing?
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I got a tickle, a
really bad one.
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Oh, shit, are you getting sick?
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If you're getting sick, stay
away from us.
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N-N-N-No, I'd better not be
getting sick.
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I can't be getting sick.
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I got to be able to talk to
Groban tomorrow.
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Who?
Josh Groban.
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Artemis and I got backstage
passes to his concert in the
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park tomorrow.
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Charles Grodin is coming in
concert and you didn't tell us?
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Aw, we love Charles Grodin.
That dude is hysteri... I love that guy.
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He brings out the curmudgeon
in me. Yeah.
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No, no, different guy.
Josh Groban is who I'm talking about.
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Josh Groban, oh.
Is he Charles Grodin's son?
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He's probably funny.
What do you think?
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If he's related to Charles Grodin,
he is. Don't worry about that.
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Yeah, two totally different people.
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Charles Grodin is a bitter old
man with a giant head, and Josh
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Groban is a beautiful singer
with the voice of an angel.
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Oh, he's a singer.
Call Charles Grodin a bitter
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old man one more time and see
what happens!
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Ooh, ooh, calm down.
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All right, all right, sorry,
all right, no big deal.
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I got to go home anyway.
I should rest.
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Stay... come on.
No, don't come near me.
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Don't make me sick. All right,
all right, don't touch me with that.
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Don't make me sick. Get out!
Hey, stop it.
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Mom, Mom, calm down,
calm down, listen to me.
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Okay, here's what you do, okay?
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You close the curtains and you
mind your own business, right?
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They're not terrorists!
They're just Muslims.
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Okay, well, I'm gonna hang up,
okay? Hanging up.
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Unbelievable, dude.
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Ever since my Uncle Jack moved
out, my mom's going crazy.
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She's like, "Help me with this,
help me with that, wash the
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floor, wash the ceiling, clean
my car, get this, fix that.
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Are there spiders here?
Are there spiders there?"
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I'm sorry, the woman who
brought you into the world and
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raised you needs you and you're
going to ignore her?
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Dude, it's crazy shit, it's
insane shit, and I can't be
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constantly taking care of her.
I don't blame you, man.
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I'm very much looking forward to not
taking care of anyone when I'm older.
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Well, what, what, you're not going
to take care of me when I'm old?
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Hell, no, I'm not going to
take care of you; you were a
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terrible father to me.
Oh, I'll get Deandra to take care of me.
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- She'll take care of me.
- Dee won't take care of you.
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You just chased her out of here with
a poolcue because she had a little cough.
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Forget about it.
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That's her.
Answer the phone, Charlie.
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I'm just going to let it ring
'cause it's crazy shit.
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Charlie, answer the goddamn
phone! Just...
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It's not anything serious, Mac!
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What?!
Hello, what, what is it?
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Yeah.
Oh, well, that is a serious thing.
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Okay, I'll let him know. Uh, Mac,
your mom burned her house down.
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Hey-o!
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Good news, Dennis.
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Mom's okay.
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She fell asleep with a lit
cigarette in her mouth and
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burned the entire house down,
but the good news is she's fine.
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Uh, oh, great. Yeah.
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Um, where is she going to be
staying?
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Here, of course.
I'll stay in a shelter.
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Hey, there's an idea... shelter.
Absolutely not.
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Okay, what about a nice
nursing home? Nursing home?
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Do you have any idea what
happens in those places, dude?
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Why don't I just rape her
myself?
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Rape her... what are you
talking about? What?
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Yo, got your dog.
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Poppins, hey, buddy, how you
doing?
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Poppins.
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My God, I can't believe
that dog's not dead.
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Didn't you get him when
you were, like, ten?
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Oh, yeah, this dog is
indestructible, dude.
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Yeah, that dog is nasty, man.
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I mean, he was, like, coughing
the whole way over here.
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He ate a couple cigarette
butts off the ground.
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He's got a wheeze.
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He might have emphysema, man.
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Oh, that's entirely possible.
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Yeah, it wouldn't slow him
down, though; he's a survivor.
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He would disappear for months,
but he would always come home.
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Yeah, it looks like his
eye is falling out.
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Oh, is it?
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What, it just bulges?
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Yeah, it bulges out
a little bit there.
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Yeah, what you do is
you just pop it back with your knuckle.
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- I'll show you how to do it. It's real easy.
- I'm never gonna do that,
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You're gonna touch his
eye with your knuckle?
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You just, you just sort
of pop it back in.
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Oh, hang on a second.
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What, Mom, what?
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I'm not going to vacuum your ceiling.
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Um, 'cause I already did it, okay?!
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Dude!
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Plastic splinters are the same
as... you won't get a splinter!
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I got to go deal with this, man.
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My mom wants me to...
No, no, no, no, no, no,
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wait, hold on a second.
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It's back in, Dennis, check it out.
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I don't care.
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I have an idea that's going to
solve all of our problems here,
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I do.
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Your moms are going to live together.
Now hear me out.
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This is going to be great.
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Okay, Mac, your mom burned down
her house with a cigarette,
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right?
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Charlie, Uncle Jack moved out
of your mom's house, so she's
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lonely, she's got no one to talk to.
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Boom... Mrs.
Mac, your mom together.
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Could be the perfect situation.
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Come on.
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They could be like
The Golden Girls.
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You know, a couple of old ladies
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getting together, chasing
men, eating cheesecake.
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That'd be cool.
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Sure, whatever.
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I'm loving that idea, but my
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mom's going to be a
tough sell, man.
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Uh-huh.
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I'll talk her into it.
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Oh, it popped back out.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- What?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, I went to the
health food store.
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I just grabbed a whole
bunch of shit.
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It's supposed to boost
my immune system.
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I'm not going to miss
that show, Frank.
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I'm a Grobanite.
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Grobanites don't miss shows.
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Josh Groban comes to town and we
consider it a call to action.
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What you're saying
is very dorky.
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Nevertheless, I brought you some
stuff... a little bit of care package here.
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Why?
I wanna make you well.
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Coffee, I got you some Mexican peanuts...
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I got you some candy...
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I got you Stud magazine.
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What's your angle?
What are you doing?
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Deandra..
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We have to take care of each other.
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I'm gonna take care of you now
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and when I'm old and sick,
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- you have to take care of me.
- What?
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No, no. I'm not doing that. Absolutely not.
You're on your own.
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But... You ok?
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Yeah? No? Sit down.
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Open up. Put your head back.
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Oh, God. Ugh.
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Oh God.
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- Oh my God. - Look, you know what?
You should go relax.
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You should go rest now.
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Ok, look. I'm gonna do anything you need.
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Anything you need, I will do it.
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- Just make believe I'm your slave.
- Okay.
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Do my laundry.
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- Done.
- Alright.
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- I'm gonna go rest. Don't bother me.
- Alright.
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No, no, no. I'm gonna be
as quiet as a mouse.
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You just rest, honey.
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Mm-hmm.
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♪ ♪
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Okay, all right.
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Well, ladies, I know this is a
lot to digest, and that's why
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I'm here... to act as an unbiased
negotiator in the process, and
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to sort out any
problems or concerns.
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Essentially just to make sure
that you're both comfortable
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with this new arrangement.
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I don't want to le with her.
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Oh! Mom, why not?!
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She smells.
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I know she smells.
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All right... Okay, you can't
talk about my mom like that.
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Okay... You don't smell, and
you look beautiful, okay?
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Okay, I think what Charlie's
mom is trying to say is that
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Mrs. Mac has a unique
and earthy fragrance.
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I smell like shit.
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Okay, Mom, don't put
yourself down, okay?
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We talked about this.
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You know, perhaps we could get Mrs.
Mac some perfume?
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Oh, that's not a bad idea.
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Mrs. Mac, what do you say?
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What better way to kick off this
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new relationship than
with a new fragrance?
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Stop talking to me
like I'm an asshole.
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Yeah.
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She can't smoke in here.
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I know, Mom. Uh...
Okay, okay, okay, well,
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that's... Well, now, Mrs.
Mac, I would never ask you to give up
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tobacco, but what if you were to
switch to some sort of smokeless
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tobacco alternative?
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Ugh!
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I know that grunt.
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She's open to it.
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Okay, so what do we say, we
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do a little bit of a
trial run tonight?
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Let's see what happens, and
then we'll take it from there.
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Okay.
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- That means absolutely.
- Okay.
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Great, great, great.
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So, last step. Dog's tied up outside.
I'll grab him
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- and get him inside and be on my way.
- No, no, no dog.
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- Charlie, tell them.
- Ok, she is terrified of
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animals eating her face off...
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I don't want a dog to eat my face, Charlie.
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- You want a dog eating her face?
- Well, you know,
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That's not a problem.
We'll take the dog.
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Oh, what I think Mac is trying to say...
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- is not that we'll take the dog...
- I'm saying exactly what I wanna say.
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What I'm trying to say now is that
we're taking the dog.
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What I'm trying to say, Frank...
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We're taking the dog.
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We're not taking the dog...
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He's not going to eat
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- my mother's face off.
- He's gonna be home with us.
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Alright, alright, alright!
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Fine, we'll take the dog.
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Laundry's done.
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Uh, those white shorts on top?
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That's part of my outfit for
tomorrow, so why don't you go
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and run an iron over those?
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Oh! Hey, very whitey white.
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Uh, you're not ragging
it, are you?
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What?!
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What? Gross, Frank.
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Come on.
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You still get periods?
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What are you doing?
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Stop asking me that.
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What? Gross! Come on.
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I'm trying to bond with you.
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That's how you want to bond
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with me... asking me if
I still get periods?
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What's that stuff
you're putting on?
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That's beautiful. What is it?
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Self tanner. For tomorrow.
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Got to look good for Groban.
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The, uh, tan's gonna make the
white in the outfit pop, the
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white's gonna make the tan pop.
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Josh Groban likes his
ladies to pop, so...
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
look who I brought.
244
00:09:01,686 --> 00:09:02,853
It's Poppins! Yeah.
245
00:09:02,854 --> 00:09:03,854
Oh, God.
246
00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:06,175
That's Poppins?
247
00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:07,176
Ooh. Yeah.
248
00:09:07,177 --> 00:09:08,177
He's still alive?
249
00:09:08,178 --> 00:09:09,145
Oh, yeah, yeah.
250
00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:10,980
I figured he could keep you
company while you're sick.
251
00:09:10,981 --> 00:09:11,981
Oh.
252
00:09:11,982 --> 00:09:13,783
Dog looks like a gargoyle.
253
00:09:13,784 --> 00:09:15,551
Yeah. He smells like piss.
254
00:09:15,552 --> 00:09:16,652
Uh-huh.
255
00:09:16,653 --> 00:09:17,653
Does it? Uh, uh-oh.
256
00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:18,521
Is he dying?
257
00:09:18,522 --> 00:09:19,522
No, no, no, he's fine.
258
00:09:19,523 --> 00:09:21,223
Uh, by the way, you're gonna
want to keep him away from that
259
00:09:21,224 --> 00:09:23,025
cream, too, 'cause
he'll eat that shit.
260
00:09:23,026 --> 00:09:24,375
Yeah, he ate a whole bottle of
shampoo at our apartment earlier.
261
00:09:24,376 --> 00:09:25,209
He loves shit like that.
262
00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:25,709
Wow.
263
00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:26,477
Yeah.
264
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,479
Sounds great.
Thanks for bringing him over, yeah.
265
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,113
Great dog.
266
00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:29,880
He's a great dog.
267
00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:31,815
I'm gonna finish this
up in my bedroom.
268
00:09:31,816 --> 00:09:32,834
Frank, why don't you
make me another juice?
269
00:09:32,954 --> 00:09:35,238
- 'Cause I feel like that green
stuff's really working. - You got it.
270
00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:38,553
Great. So, you'll keep the
dog here, and then, uh...
271
00:09:38,556 --> 00:09:39,556
What are you doing, Frank?
272
00:09:39,557 --> 00:09:40,524
What's going on here?
273
00:09:40,525 --> 00:09:42,526
Trying to score brownie
points with your sister.
274
00:09:42,527 --> 00:09:43,527
I mean, I need somebody to take
275
00:09:43,528 --> 00:09:45,396
care of me when I'm
old and sick.
276
00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,264
Oh, Jesus, you're still
worried about that?
277
00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:50,000
Why don't you just check yourself
into a nursing home, Frank?
278
00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,001
You have the money.
279
00:09:51,002 --> 00:09:52,936
I'm not gonna put myself
into one of those crypts.
280
00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:54,805
As soon as you drop the
soap, they rape your butt.
281
00:09:54,806 --> 00:09:55,806
What?
282
00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:56,807
That's what happens.
283
00:09:56,808 --> 00:09:57,808
Mac told me.
284
00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:59,610
What are you...? God...
People have a very strange
285
00:09:59,611 --> 00:10:01,412
conception of what goes
on in nursing homes.
286
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:02,413
Frank, green juice, now!
287
00:10:02,414 --> 00:10:04,782
The bitch is driving me crazy!
288
00:10:04,783 --> 00:10:07,117
She's not even sick anymore.
289
00:10:07,118 --> 00:10:09,219
You know, I support your
plan, Frank, in so far as it
290
00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,688
insures that I won't have to
take care of you when you get
291
00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:13,757
older, but you're going about
this all wrong, honestly.
292
00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:14,758
How do you mean?
293
00:10:14,759 --> 00:10:16,760
Well, for one thing,
she's in her apartment.
294
00:10:16,761 --> 00:10:18,256
She's comfortable here.
She's on her home turf.
295
00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:20,507
She's got all her amenities,
she feels good here.
296
00:10:20,627 --> 00:10:21,956
She doesn't need you here.
297
00:10:22,076 --> 00:10:23,925
You need to thrust her
into a hostile environment.
298
00:10:24,045 --> 00:10:25,581
So that she needs you to protect her.
299
00:10:25,701 --> 00:10:27,410
I should dump her under the bridge.
300
00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,655
Dump her under the bridge? No,
don't dump her under the bridge.
301
00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:30,445
What are you talking about?
No.
302
00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:32,330
You need to be there, Frank.
That's the whole point.
303
00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:34,113
Just take her to your apartment, ok?
304
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:36,443
Now, separately, if this is going to work,
305
00:10:36,563 --> 00:10:38,795
she's gonna need to feel a little bit
more than just a tickle on her throat.
306
00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:40,683
So if she's not feeling sick, well...
307
00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:44,249
Then we're just have
to make her feel sick.
308
00:10:45,221 --> 00:10:46,471
You're good.
309
00:10:46,472 --> 00:10:47,491
Well, I'm a fixer,
Frank, is what.
310
00:10:47,492 --> 00:10:48,225
You're good.
311
00:10:48,226 --> 00:10:49,326
That's what I do.
312
00:10:49,327 --> 00:10:51,662
Dennis, listen, we should
hang out more together.
313
00:10:51,663 --> 00:10:53,630
Yeah.
Stop trying to bond with me.
314
00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:06,457
They're not even
talking to each other.
315
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,459
My mom's not very verbal.
316
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,728
I know, but they haven't even
touched their cheesecake.
317
00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:12,730
I mean, I feel like if you and I
were in a room with a perfectly
318
00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:14,832
good cheesecake, all sorts
of conversation would start
319
00:11:14,833 --> 00:11:15,867
happening.
320
00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:18,269
Oh, Charlie, the funniest thing
happened today when I was
321
00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:18,870
doing the laundry.
322
00:11:18,871 --> 00:11:20,104
Mom, no, not me.
323
00:11:20,105 --> 00:11:21,406
You got to talk to her, okay?
324
00:11:21,407 --> 00:11:22,073
Don't talk to me.
325
00:11:22,074 --> 00:11:24,242
Yeah, pretend like we're not
even here, Mrs. Kelly, okay?
326
00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:25,043
Go gossip.
327
00:11:25,044 --> 00:11:26,311
About what?
328
00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,279
Maybe you were at a
supermarket one time, and you
329
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:31,449
met a cute guy, and you were
feeling saucy, and then you
330
00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:33,651
wanted to go back and talk
to your friend, Sophia.
331
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,820
So you're like Blanche
and she's like Sophia.
332
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:36,521
So, go ahead.
333
00:11:36,522 --> 00:11:38,256
I don't go to the supermarket.
334
00:11:38,257 --> 00:11:39,824
The shopping carts are dangerous.
335
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,592
Shopping carts are not dangerous, Mom.
336
00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:43,394
There's nothing dangerous
about a shopping cart!
337
00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:44,362
Let's try a new tack.
338
00:11:44,363 --> 00:11:45,363
Everybody, calm down.
339
00:11:45,364 --> 00:11:46,364
This isn't working. All right.
340
00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:47,965
TV's going off. Boom.
341
00:11:47,966 --> 00:11:49,567
Okay! That's good, right?
342
00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:51,302
You guys are roommates now,
so maybe you can get to know
343
00:11:51,303 --> 00:11:52,203
one another.
344
00:11:52,204 --> 00:11:52,937
I'm hot.
345
00:11:52,938 --> 00:11:53,638
My mom's hot.
346
00:11:53,639 --> 00:11:54,639
I'm hot, too.
347
00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,340
Okay, I got to be honest.
348
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:56,040
I'm hot, as well.
349
00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:56,941
Can we turn the fan on?
350
00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:58,343
Okay, well, the fan is broken.
351
00:11:58,344 --> 00:11:59,344
It hasn't worked for years.
352
00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:01,379
Oh, oh, okay. That's good.
353
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,814
My mom's very good with her hands.
354
00:12:02,815 --> 00:12:03,581
Maybe she can fix it.
355
00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:04,382
Oh, yeah?
356
00:12:04,383 --> 00:12:06,818
Mom was the manager at
Jiffy Lube for many years.
357
00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:08,152
I never heard about this.
358
00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:10,638
Yeah, well, she doesn't like to brag.
It's not her style.
359
00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,185
Yeah, but she started at the bottom,
360
00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:13,676
worked her way to the tippy top.
361
00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:15,760
Yeah, there was just
three people working at Jiffy Lube.
362
00:12:15,761 --> 00:12:16,761
It's not really a high climb.
363
00:12:16,762 --> 00:12:18,730
Okay, well, please don't
diminish my mother's
364
00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:19,564
achievements, okay?
365
00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:21,499
Well, don't get too excited about
your mother's achienevements.
366
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,067
Okay, could you...
Mom, do you want to take a look
367
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,736
at that fan, and see
if you can fix it?
368
00:12:25,904 --> 00:12:26,871
Hmm.
369
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:27,405
What was that?
370
00:12:27,406 --> 00:12:29,674
It means, "Not right now, but
there's a possibility that I
371
00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:30,942
could get to it tomorrow."
372
00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:32,877
See, the problem is, once that
sun goes down, you're not going
373
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:36,180
to get this woman to do anything
'cause she thrives on sunlight.
374
00:12:36,181 --> 00:12:37,915
She seems like she's
never been in sunlight.
375
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:41,152
Oh!
376
00:12:41,153 --> 00:12:41,819
That's nasty.
377
00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:44,021
Oh, Charlie, she's spitting
into my porcelain.
378
00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:45,356
Okay, well, that makes you mad.
379
00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:46,591
Take it up with her!
380
00:12:46,592 --> 00:12:47,959
Have a conversation with her.
381
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,161
Everybody, can we just...
Let's relax for a second.
382
00:12:50,162 --> 00:12:52,630
Maybe I can get you, like, a...
like, a beer bottle, would that
383
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:53,131
be okay?
384
00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:54,365
An empty beer bottle to spit in?
385
00:12:54,366 --> 00:12:55,366
Yeah?
386
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,868
Okay, having fun.
387
00:12:56,869 --> 00:13:00,671
♪ Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road
388
00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:06,644
and back again, the heart is true
you're a pal and confidante ♪
389
00:13:06,645 --> 00:13:08,045
Don't look at me.
390
00:13:08,046 --> 00:13:10,114
♪ And if you threw a party ♪
391
00:13:10,115 --> 00:13:11,215
Turn your head.
392
00:13:11,216 --> 00:13:13,484
♪ And invited everyone you knew ♪
393
00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:15,086
You see? There.
394
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:19,056
♪ You would see the biggest
gift would be from me
395
00:13:19,057 --> 00:13:22,560
And the card attached would say... ♪
396
00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:24,683
Look at her!
397
00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:34,505
She's zonked.
398
00:13:34,506 --> 00:13:35,373
Oh, yeah.
399
00:13:35,374 --> 00:13:36,307
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
400
00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:38,443
Now, when she wakes up, she'll
be really, really cold,
401
00:13:38,444 --> 00:13:39,944
so you just give her this blanket.
402
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,279
You know, get her some more juice.
403
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,413
You know, just be a dad to her.
404
00:13:42,414 --> 00:13:43,481
Oh, this is so boring.
405
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:45,783
This is bullshit, I mean, God.
406
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,119
I mean, how long do I
have to do this for?
407
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:48,653
What do you mean?
408
00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:50,087
We've been here for,
like, an hour, Frank.
409
00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:50,988
You're the worst dad.
410
00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:52,690
Groban!
411
00:13:52,691 --> 00:13:53,691
She's up.
412
00:13:53,692 --> 00:13:54,692
I'll come find you.
413
00:13:54,693 --> 00:13:55,226
Okay.
414
00:13:55,227 --> 00:13:55,927
Daddy's here.
415
00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:56,761
Take it easy, honey.
416
00:13:56,762 --> 00:13:58,229
Okay, honey, don't get up.
417
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,163
Stay right where you are.
418
00:13:59,164 --> 00:14:01,065
Don't go by the knives.
419
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:02,967
Let me backstage.
420
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,635
I think she's going backstage.
421
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,503
: Going backstage.
422
00:14:05,504 --> 00:14:06,337
You sing so good.
423
00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:07,638
Honey, honey, you want a blanky?
424
00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,639
I'll swaddle you, baby.
425
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,440
I'll get to you.
426
00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:10,475
No, no, tomorrow night.
427
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,977
You sing in my ears.
428
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:13,644
Where's she going?
429
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,112
She thinks she's going to the concert?
430
00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:16,013
I don't know. She's walking.
431
00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:17,682
She's, like, in a zombie state.
432
00:14:17,683 --> 00:14:19,016
Ooh, she's going to
bounce off all the walls.
433
00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,251
I've never seen anything like this.
434
00:14:20,252 --> 00:14:21,118
It's incredible.
435
00:14:21,119 --> 00:14:23,287
Outside. She's going out.
436
00:14:23,288 --> 00:14:26,123
Ooh, she's going to
hit the skateboard.
437
00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:27,308
Ooh.
438
00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:31,410
Ah, did you see that? It's like Mr. Magoo.
439
00:14:37,803 --> 00:14:38,402
Ooh.
440
00:14:38,403 --> 00:14:39,337
Oh.
441
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,172
Magoo never made that mistake.
442
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,229
No.
443
00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:46,677
One... two... three.
444
00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:48,946
Good night, honey.
445
00:14:48,947 --> 00:14:50,248
Good night, Mac.
446
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:51,115
One, two, three.
447
00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:52,083
One, two, three.
448
00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:53,451
One. Two. Three.
449
00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:54,919
One, two, three.
450
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,420
One, two, three.
451
00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:58,356
One, two, three...
Mrs. Kelly?
452
00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,290
Yes?
453
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,125
Why are you doing
everything in threes?
454
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:04,095
Oh, so Charlie doesn't die.
455
00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:05,863
What?
456
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,231
One, two, three.
457
00:15:07,232 --> 00:15:08,833
One, two, three.
458
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,134
That's crazy.
459
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:11,135
Bat shit crazy.
460
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:12,136
I don't know what to do.
461
00:15:12,137 --> 00:15:13,104
What do you want me to say?
462
00:15:13,105 --> 00:15:14,639
The woman's out of her damn mind.
463
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,475
Hey! Get the hell...
Is she waking up my mom?
464
00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:18,476
No!
465
00:15:18,477 --> 00:15:19,477
No!
466
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:19,977
No, Mom!
467
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,712
My mom does not like to
be woken up, Mrs. Kelly!
468
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,447
Shit! Get out of my room.
469
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:24,549
Just one more. One more.
470
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:25,750
One, two, three.
471
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:28,119
Get out of here, goddamn it!
472
00:15:28,921 --> 00:15:29,520
Whoa, whoa.
473
00:15:29,521 --> 00:15:30,454
Mom, go to bed!
474
00:15:30,455 --> 00:15:31,789
Oh, man, that was close.
475
00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:33,324
Now you see where I
get my temper, huh?
476
00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,091
Yeah, one, two, three.
477
00:15:34,092 --> 00:15:34,825
One, two, three.
478
00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:36,360
What are you doing?
479
00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:36,994
Huh?
480
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:37,995
What was that?
481
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:39,463
Oh, you know, just playing it safe.
482
00:15:39,464 --> 00:15:40,131
She's been doing it.
483
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:40,665
I'm still alive.
484
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:41,666
Can't be crazy.
485
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,667
Yeah, no, that's very crazy.
486
00:15:42,668 --> 00:15:44,468
It does feel good to
do stuff in threes.
487
00:15:44,469 --> 00:15:45,269
Okay, you know what?
488
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,971
I'm pulling the plug on this
whole thing, all right?
489
00:15:46,972 --> 00:15:47,972
'Cause this and this?
490
00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:48,706
This has got to stop.
491
00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:49,373
Yeah you're right.
492
00:15:49,374 --> 00:15:50,875
Tomorrow morning, I'm
getting my mom out of here.
493
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:51,642
Let's just go to bed.
494
00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:52,944
Yeah, this has not
been a good situation.
495
00:15:52,945 --> 00:15:53,544
Let's go to bed.
496
00:15:53,545 --> 00:15:54,278
This one look off to you?
497
00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:54,779
One, two, three.
498
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:57,469
No, it's fine. It's fine.
499
00:16:01,329 --> 00:16:03,263
Hey, guys, we got some
bagels and coffee.
500
00:16:03,264 --> 00:16:03,964
One, two, three.
501
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,611
*
502
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,369
There you go.
503
00:16:07,756 --> 00:16:09,585
Oh, mom.
504
00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:11,671
Uh, where's your chewing tobacco?
505
00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:13,507
You know Mrs.
Kelly doesn't like the smoke.
506
00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:16,009
Oh, the ceiling fan is going
to push all the smoke outside
507
00:16:16,129 --> 00:16:16,903
the windows.
508
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:18,169
Oh, yeah?
509
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,280
Oh, she's fixing the fan?
510
00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:22,449
See? I told you, dude...
my mom is very handy.
511
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:25,619
Oh. The Muslims are back.
512
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,355
Where do you think they're
coming and going from?
513
00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:29,656
Damn foreigners!
514
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:32,926
They ain't American, I
don't want to know 'em.
515
00:16:32,927 --> 00:16:33,660
I know.
516
00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,129
I wish they'd all go
back to the desert.
517
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:36,997
Yeah!
518
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,632
So it does seem like
they're bonding, huh?
519
00:16:38,633 --> 00:16:40,700
Yeah. I mean, it's not really
a Golden Girls type
520
00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:43,203
conversation, it's, like, a
racist conversation, but...
521
00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:46,273
Where the hell is my damn screwdriver?
522
00:16:46,274 --> 00:16:48,275
I'm wiping all the germs off for you.
523
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:51,745
: Quit cleaning my
damn tools and sit your ass
524
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:53,747
down!
525
00:16:53,748 --> 00:16:56,783
Shit, dude, we might want to
even consider bringing Poppins
526
00:16:56,784 --> 00:16:58,218
back into this mix.
527
00:16:58,219 --> 00:16:59,686
It does seem to be working.
528
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:00,654
Like it?
529
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,122
Ooh! Yes, I do.
530
00:17:02,123 --> 00:17:03,523
Please don't hit me.
531
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:04,858
I have sensitive skin.
532
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:07,060
Let's just find the dog, and
we'll talk about it there.
533
00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:08,061
: Okay, all right.
534
00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:09,620
Let's just let them be, though, huh?
535
00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:15,302
Mm. Mm, mm.
536
00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:20,207
♪ ♪
537
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,947
Good morning, sleepyhead.
538
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:27,948
What?
539
00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:28,882
Yeah, you're all tied up.
540
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:29,716
It's for your own safety.
541
00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,384
Yeah, you took a dinger
down the stairs.
542
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,152
Ooh, big-time.
543
00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:33,286
You guys untie me right now!
544
00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:35,689
Okay, I'll untie you if you
promise to remember that I took
545
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,638
care of you good.
546
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,059
Yeah, remember that, 'cause
Frank took really good care of
547
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,194
you, so you're gonna have
to take care of him.
548
00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:42,295
What are you talking about?
549
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:44,865
I feel way worse now than I ever did.
550
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,400
What is going on with my face?!
551
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,168
It's the bedbugs.
552
00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:48,835
Oh!
553
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:51,838
But that'll last a little while,
but it'll go away eventually.
554
00:17:51,839 --> 00:17:52,906
Get the dog off me!
555
00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,774
The dog stinks... get the dog off me!
556
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:55,575
Fair enough, fair enough.
557
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:56,376
Poppins, let's go.
558
00:17:56,377 --> 00:17:57,377
Come on, Poppins!
559
00:17:57,378 --> 00:17:58,845
Hop up, Poppins, come on.
560
00:17:58,846 --> 00:17:59,779
Oh, whoa.
561
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,648
Oh, I think Poppins
got into the juice.
562
00:18:01,649 --> 00:18:02,415
What?
563
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:02,983
Oh, no.
564
00:18:02,984 --> 00:18:03,617
What juice?
565
00:18:03,618 --> 00:18:04,284
Oh. He's ice-cold.
566
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:05,018
He's dead?
567
00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:06,086
Yes! He's dead!
568
00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:06,953
How is he dead?
569
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,421
Well, why would he be
dead from the juice?
570
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:09,656
We killed Poppins? Oh, shit!
571
00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:11,558
Oh, my God, Mac's gonna
have a fit, dude.
572
00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:13,760
I drank a lot of that juice...
I remember that very clearly!
573
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,929
I have an idea, Frank, I have an idea.
574
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:16,897
Fixer's always got a fix, right?
575
00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,798
Yeah, what... Oh, this is gonna
work, this is a good idea.
576
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:19,733
Grab Poppins. Let's go. Come on.
577
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:20,233
Take the dog?
578
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:20,734
Grab the dog!
579
00:18:20,735 --> 00:18:21,792
What was in the juice?
580
00:18:21,912 --> 00:18:23,438
Hold on. before you go, untie me.
581
00:18:23,489 --> 00:18:25,453
- Stay right there.
- No, guys!
582
00:18:25,573 --> 00:18:27,407
You guys, I got Groban in the park.
583
00:18:27,408 --> 00:18:28,441
I got a dead dog over here.
584
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,643
I got Groban in the park!
585
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,710
Untie me!
586
00:18:31,579 --> 00:18:33,246
What was in the juice?
587
00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:35,782
One, two, three.
588
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:36,883
One, two, three.
589
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,885
Charlie, I think you're right,
dude, I feel better about this.
590
00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:39,886
More in control. Yeah.
591
00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,221
Yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
592
00:18:41,222 --> 00:18:43,089
Yo, what's happening?
593
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:44,190
What's happening, guys?
594
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,192
Hey, I was just, uh...
we were hanging out, uh, in the
595
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,260
alley, going for some air.
596
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:48,295
What's going on?
597
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:49,095
Yeah.
598
00:18:49,096 --> 00:18:50,163
What are you guys doing?
599
00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:51,865
We're actually looking for Poppins.
600
00:18:51,866 --> 00:18:54,501
Yeah, we're gonna bring him back
over to Charlie's mom's house.
601
00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,435
They're gonna live together.
602
00:18:55,436 --> 00:18:56,436
Poppins?
603
00:18:56,437 --> 00:18:57,370
What happened to Poppins?
604
00:18:57,371 --> 00:18:59,506
He w... he, uh...
You saw him.
605
00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:02,309
Yeah, I... might've been...
Why are you guys acting so weird?
606
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,276
Yeah.
607
00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:06,947
Why are... why are you
looking at that trash can?
608
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:08,915
Uh, nothing special about it.
609
00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:09,849
I don't know.
610
00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,984
What was in that trash bag?
611
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:11,918
Poppins.
612
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:12,719
What?!
613
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,888
Well, he ate a lot of cold
medicine, and he croaked.
614
00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,424
I'm sorry. He-he-he...
Yeah, he got into some cold
615
00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:18,191
medicine. Sorry.
616
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:19,993
So you threw him in the trash?
617
00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:22,862
Yeah, what are you gonna do,
send him to the moon? Right?
618
00:19:22,863 --> 00:19:24,998
No, I want to have a
proper burial for him.
619
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:28,268
That seemed proper enough
for Poppins, you know?
620
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:30,003
Oh, no. He's fine.
621
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:31,137
What? He's fine?
622
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:33,606
Yeah, he's just in here
chowing down on a diaper.
623
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,443
Hey! Look at him.
624
00:19:36,444 --> 00:19:40,780
But that dog was...
Come on. Hey, good boy.
625
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,282
That dog just does not die.
626
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:43,316
No, he does not.
627
00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:44,250
Wow.
628
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,485
Oh, there he goes.
629
00:19:45,486 --> 00:19:47,220
Ah.
630
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,622
Don't worry, guys, he will be back.
631
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:53,193
Yeah, well... let's hope not.
632
00:19:53,194 --> 00:19:55,195
Bon voyage, Poppins!
633
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,763
Have a good trip.
634
00:19:56,764 --> 00:19:58,398
Back to the bar, or what?
635
00:19:58,399 --> 00:19:59,399
Yeah.
636
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,967
Yeah, sure, let's drink.
637
00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:05,689
Yo, Frank, it's ***. have you seen Dee?
638
00:20:05,809 --> 00:20:08,657
I'm backstage and ***
the party is pumping.
639
00:20:08,777 --> 00:20:11,728
Look, if you see her biatch tell her
to get her ass down here.
640
00:20:11,848 --> 00:20:13,157
Grobin's feeling frisky
641
00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:15,717
and somebody's gotta tap that ass.
642
00:20:15,837 --> 00:20:17,219
Talk to you later.
643
00:20:17,339 --> 00:20:18,823
No, no...
644
00:20:18,943 --> 00:20:20,494
Grobin!!!
645
00:20:20,614 --> 00:20:22,604
Noooo!
646
00:20:22,724 --> 00:20:27,840
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