1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:05,270 93.3, WMMR. 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:09,434 Back with the Preston and Steve Show. Listen up. We've got to open up the phone lines. 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:14,105 The first listener who can correctly answer our stupid trivia question of the day... 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,808 is gonna get to come down to the Flyers game with us tomorrow night... 5 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,874 and take a shot from center ice. 6 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,853 If you make it, you win two V.I.P. passes... 7 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:25,413 to the 93. 3 WMMR Beach House for our Start of Summer Blowout! 8 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,427 Who would want to spend a weekend at a beach house with these idiots? 9 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:31,430 - Nothing but busy signals. - I'm on hold on all of 'em. We're gonna get through. 10 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:33,659 You're on hold on those? 11 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:36,759 - Hey, who's on the line? - Uh, uh, Mac from South Philly! 12 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:40,033 All right, Mac from South Philly, you're on with Preston and Steve! 13 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:42,370 - Holy shit! He got on! - Holy shit! I got on! 14 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:45,138 Please don't curse. All right, here's the question. 15 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:50,046 What Philadelphia Flyer holds the franchise record for goals in a season? 16 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:51,913 You have 30 seconds. Go! 17 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,543 - It's a hockey question! - Go, go! Hockey, hockey! 18 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,747 Where's the "H" key? There's no "H" key! 19 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:59,121 - What are you talking about? - Is there another way to spell "hockey"? 20 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,626 - There's no "H" key! - There's an "H" right there! 21 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,629 Why did I put you in charge of this job? Forget this. I got this. 22 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:06,528 Think, Mac. Think. Think. Think. 23 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,534 - I gotta think like that guy that sits on the rock. - This dude? The one like that? 24 00:01:09,602 --> 00:01:11,832 - Yeah, with the big muscles. He puts his hand on his... He's big, green and gets angry? 25 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,600 - The Thinker? - The Thinker. 26 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,334 Oh, the Hulk! The Incredible Hulk! 27 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,467 Hulk doesn't think at all! Shit, I know this. 28 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,478 Dude, you gotta stop cursing. 29 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,014 You guys can't censor me. I'm a bit of a badass. 30 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,017 All right, let's go! Answer the question! Come on! 31 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,521 I don't know. I don't know it. Damn it! Reggie Leach. 32 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,954 Reggie Leach is the... 33 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:32,958 correct answer! 34 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,823 Wow! 35 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:42,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 36 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,723 Center ice shot, baby! 37 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,266 # We're goin' to the beach house # 38 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,767 # Gonna make our dreams come true # 39 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,803 # Down at the beach house is what we're gonna # 40 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:20,305 - # Do-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh # - Yeah! 41 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,534 This is a potentially life-changing opportunity. 42 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:25,043 Not potentially. It is a life-changing opportunity. It is! 43 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:29,275 Sorry. How is spending a weekend at a radio show beach house a life-changing opportunity? 44 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,512 Dude, there is gonna be so many athletes and celebrities at that beach house. 45 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:35,281 This is my chance to finally sow myself into the inner circle. 46 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:37,915 I'm gonna be like a local sports legend. 47 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,585 - Hey, can we have our phones back? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 48 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:43,220 Why don't you get on 'em about using the minutes on the cell phones? 49 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,230 They used up all your minutes. Right? 50 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:47,232 Frank, nobody gives a shit about minutes anymore. 51 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,632 Actually, you know what? I do give a shit about minutes. 52 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:52,466 I know I shouldn't and I'm just probably buying into the phone company's propaganda. 53 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,302 - But there you go. - Interesting. 54 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:57,639 - What is happening here? Why are you taping them? - Because they got great banter. 55 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,974 They jib-jab. Jib-jab, jib-jab, jib-jab. 56 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:02,276 I use it for the car because my stereo's busted. 57 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,407 We have a lot of interesting things to say, so - 58 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:07,112 Oh, shit, I feel like the conversation we've been having the last five minutes... 59 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,712 is a lot more interesting than the shit they're talking about on the radio. 60 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:14,624 You kidding? Moronic commentary, stupid sound effects. It's dumb. It doesn't make any sense. 61 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,321 We have voices. We talk about the issues. 62 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:19,229 I feel like we could do a podcast and it would be a million times better... 63 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,063 - Than whatever that drivel was we were listening to. - Without a doubt. 64 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,899 - You know what? This sounds like jealousy talk. - Yeah. 65 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:27,906 "Mac, Charlie, congratulations on your slap shot and the beach house. Okay? 66 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,908 Uh, we're happy for you." 67 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,911 - You're sad sometimes. You're dark souls. - Why aren't you happy for us? 68 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:34,708 - You wanna just do our thing and let - - Let's do our thing. 69 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,409 Have fun with your important conversations and your big issues... 70 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,747 with your brains and your smart stuff, okay? 71 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,753 - We got hockey to learn! - And we're gonna - 72 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,187 - And it's gonna change our lives. - Life-changing! 73 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,249 - Okay. It was The Thinker. It's The Thinker. - You couldn't spell hockey. 74 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,761 Oh! Zing! Boom-boom! 75 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,820 Hold on a second. You guys are the best. 76 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,958 Do not speak until I turn my tape over. 77 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:56,467 Okay. 78 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,470 Oh, shit! 79 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:01,530 I taped over my Luther Vandross mix! 80 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,337 Ahh! 81 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,715 Okay, dude, now we're both in agreement. 82 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:12,717 This is probably the biggest opportunity either of us have ever had in our lives, right? 83 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:15,117 We are not men who get a lot of opportunities, Charlie. 84 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,281 - The few we've had, we've squandered. - We've squandered 'em all. 85 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:20,690 That's why we gotta stay focused, Mac. I mean, this is pro sports! 86 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,320 - We gotta do this right. You gotta look good. - Yeah. 87 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,988 And you can't miss that shot, right? 88 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,396 - I really appreciate you helping me, dude. - Absolutely. 89 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:29,458 - A little pee-wee hockey experience never hurts. - You're good. 90 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,696 Okay, so first things first. 91 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,705 - Hold the hockey stick. - Hold the hockey stick. 92 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:37,834 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, good. 'Cause I was thinking I'd have a position sort of like this. 93 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,879 Why would you do that? 94 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,313 All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon. 95 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,317 All of your instincts and your training are wrong. 96 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,649 Hold it like a hockey stick or people are going to boo you. 97 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,654 - The Philly fans are brutal, dude. - All right, fine! 98 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:53,214 All right? Right. Then you just sort of haunch down a little bit. 99 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,920 - Okay? Can you - - Done. 100 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:57,224 You might wanna hau - You look stiff like a - 101 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,232 You look like a G. I. Joe action figure. Loosen up. And haunch. 102 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,928 - What if I do this? - That's way stiffer! 103 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,664 - That's pretty good right there, Charlie. - You look so awkward. 104 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:09,230 Bro, when you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight-up fact! 105 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,503 That's insane! Touch your toes! 106 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,271 What am I, a gymnast? 107 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:15,678 - Teach me how to shoot the shot! - All right, fine, fine. Calm down. All right. 108 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:20,742 What you're gonna want to do is just gently - gently sort of guide the puck at the net... 109 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,755 like, you know, like a tiny bowl of cream you don't want to spill... 110 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,347 and you're guiding it. 111 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:26,824 I'm not gonna do that. 112 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:29,589 I'm gonna go out there and take a wicked slap shot. You know? 113 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,290 Really make a name for myself. Otherwise I go out there, I look like a jabroni. 114 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:36,199 You know what? Yeah. We might wanna work on some kind of routine, huh? 115 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,295 Thank you. Exactly. So I'll go out there, I showcase my weaponry - 116 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,068 Uh-huh. Pump the crowd up. 117 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:45,804 - Really get the crowd up and raise the roof. Huh? - Okay. 118 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:49,279 But you can't take a slap shot before you even know how to handle a stick and a puck. 119 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,409 So will you just glide one? Just to get the form. 120 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:55,784 And then we'll get bigger and bigger and eventually slap shots. 121 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,050 But it starts with gliding like cream. Go! 122 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:02,151 - Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing. - Jabroni. Okay, go. 123 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,630 - Well, that didn't do anything. - That was pretty pathetic. You're right. 124 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,261 The problem is, I'm out in the elements, dude. There's so much wind and sun. 125 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:14,397 - And this asphalt- That's not regulation. - No, it's not regulation - 126 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,942 - So it's not gonna slide. - All right, you know what? You wanna do this the right way? 127 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,340 - Yeah. - Let's go to the ice. 128 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:20,572 Let's get some pucks. All right? 129 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:24,412 We'll slide, we'll take a few slap shots. We'll do this the right way. 130 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,475 - Let's go to the ice. - Let's go to the ice. 131 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:29,518 All right, very exciting stuff. 132 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,523 We're pretty much ready to go with this podcast. 133 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:35,357 What the hell is a podcast? Why don't you just tape it? What are you doing? 134 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:39,057 You don't have to tape it these days, Frank. You just record it right onto the computer. 135 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,067 And once we start recording, Frank, I'm gonna need you to stop eating those crackers. 136 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,296 It's incredibly annoying, and it's all anyone's gonna be able to hear. 137 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,100 So, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here. 138 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:51,439 Inaugural podcast. We're talking technology today. The big "T." 139 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:55,447 Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days because it's everywhere. 140 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:58,450 - Oh, it is- You can't escape it. - You absolutely can't. 141 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:02,648 So, Dee, tell us what you feel about technology. What's your opinion on it? 142 00:07:03,956 --> 00:07:06,117 My opinion? 143 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,701 Dead air! 144 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,397 - Could you ease up on the crackers? - I'm gettin' bored with this! 145 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,406 - I'm gonna bring my guest in. - Guest? 146 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,908 - I asked Cricket to come. Cricket. He's outside. - Cricket? No! 147 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:27,844 You can't bring guests in here! This is our podcast! I feel like you're trying to take over! 148 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,382 No, you know what? Actually this could bring up a pretty good issue. 149 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,850 If you bring Cricket in here we could rail on him about the homeless issue. 150 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,682 - Cricket! - Cricks. 151 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,688 - Yo. - Come on in, buddy. We're ready for ya. 152 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,781 Hey, Frank, where's my chicken? 153 00:07:38,858 --> 00:07:40,519 This is taking forever. Come on. 154 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:42,857 - I promised him a rotisserie chicken. - Let's go. Chop-chop. 155 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,227 - I'm starving here. - What's going on with your voice? 156 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,232 It's from when Frank hit me with the trash can. 157 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,427 - Wound got infected. It was a whole ordeal. - Ugh! 158 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,266 Okay, all right, well, uh, listen, let's get into the issues here. 159 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,272 We're gonna start rolling on this, Cricket. 160 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:59,073 Oh, no, no, no, no. I am not saying another word until I get the chicken. 161 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,409 - I lied about the chicken, Crick. - Are you kidding me? 162 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:04,780 - It was bullshit. - Oh, my God. Unbelievable. Why do I even trust you? 163 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:08,116 All right, wait a minute. Here. I do have something for you. 164 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:10,052 - Lemons. - Lemons? 165 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:13,057 - Yeah. You suck on 'em. - Oh, come on. At least give me the crackers. 166 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,060 - No, suck on a lemon. Here. Go ahead. - Well, they are good for scurvy. 167 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,892 - I'll have a few lemons. But then I'm out of here. - All right, here we go. 168 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,832 So, uh, Dennis and Dee Reynolds here. 169 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,529 We are talking about the homeless issue here in Philly. 170 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:26,765 That's a big issue these days, and we're here with our friend Cricket. 171 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,969 He is a homeless man. Cricket, walk us through a day in your life. 172 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:33,170 Oh, a day in the life. 173 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,339 Well, uh, the other morning... 174 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:38,872 I wake up, I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. 175 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,748 - Mmm. - He's fully aroused, mind you. 176 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:44,187 So I'm thinking, "Oh, great. What does this jerk want?" 177 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,885 Course I know what he wants. He's lookin' at me right in the eyes. 178 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,189 He does not have to say it. 179 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,662 Not that he could. 180 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:55,729 Oh, that is- that is tart! 181 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,234 That is really tart. 182 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,404 I mean, does my scar... 183 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,372 look like a dog's vagina? 184 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,740 You know? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not gonna sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog. 185 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,506 I mean, that's God's work. 186 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,482 Well, not that I believe in God. I don't. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney. 187 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,748 - Cricket, tell Dee how much you think she's ugly. - That's not gonna make sense. 188 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:17,015 He doesn't think I'm ugly. He's madly in love with me. 189 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,455 - Don't flatter yourself. I'm over you, sister. - Since when? 190 00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:21,584 Since I found out you are a whore. 191 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,754 - Will you stop talking about this! This has nothing to do... Ohh! 192 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:26,127 Well, maybe you're a whore, you stupid, ugly, homeless bitch! 193 00:09:26,198 --> 00:09:28,063 - Zing! - A dog banged your neck the other day! 194 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,761 - You're both whores! - This is great radio! 195 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,303 At least someone's banging my vagina! 196 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:33,963 Get into it! Get into it! 197 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,600 This is not good radio! 198 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,439 All right. 199 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:43,141 Okay, this is exciting, Mac! This is exciting! 200 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,149 - You know? You're- What are you doing? - Huh? 201 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:47,151 - Will you take this seriously? - I am taking it seriously. 202 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:48,846 This is your big moment, man. 203 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:54,291 You gotta walk out to center ice and you gotta be like, "Hey! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!" 204 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,659 - U.S.A! - Not like that. Make it classy. 205 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,823 Okay, but keep in mind I am gonna be wearing the duster. 206 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,026 Of course you're gonna wear the duster. That's gonna look awesome. 207 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,797 - Thanks. - Yeah. You should probably also be wearing a wig. 208 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:08,067 - A wig? - Totally. Long, flowing hair. 209 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,837 That's gonna look way more dramatic. You know what I mean? 210 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,845 Okay, I like the wig idea in spirit. 211 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:17,474 The problem is, I'll have to wear the wig to the beach house so people will recognize me. 212 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,678 Next thing you know, I'm wearing a wig for the rest of my life just to keep up appearances. 213 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,243 Yeah, like Andre Agassi, huh? 214 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,255 Yeah. Right. I don't wanna do that. 215 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,052 I don't know. Let's not rule it out. 216 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,753 A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man. 217 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,820 - Okay, fine. Let's do this! Come on, dude! - Let's do this thing! 218 00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:35,060 - We'll take some shots. - What else are we here for, dude? Let's do some shots! 219 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,398 - All right, you ready? - Let's see what you got. 220 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,869 Haunch. 221 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,274 What was that? 222 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:45,435 All right, well, that would have been cool if I was standing backwards. 223 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:48,503 You're not gonna stand backward. You're gonna stand forward. You're gonna - 224 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,674 What the hell are you two doing out here? 225 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,718 - Don't worry about it, bro. - We're prac - 226 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,719 You can't be out here swinging hockey sticks. 227 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:57,722 You're not even supposed to be out here without skates. Now get out! 228 00:10:57,790 --> 00:10:58,916 - All right - - Out! 229 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,982 Okay! We're leavin'. 230 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,523 You know what, Charlie? 231 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,086 I think he's right, dude. 232 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,792 Only a couple of jabronis come out here without skates on. 233 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,462 I gotta do this thing in skates. You know, work up a routine, really jazz the crowd. 234 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,471 - Can I stop you though? - Yeah. 235 00:11:13,539 --> 00:11:15,666 You keep using this word "jabroni." 236 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,335 And... it's awesome! 237 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,642 - It's like the coolest word I- Is that a hockey thing? - Yeah- N- I don't know. 238 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:24,649 - I think it's some dago word, but it sounds like a hockey word. - It does - 239 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,582 You're gonna want to brush up on your hockey words. 240 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,586 At the beach house you're gonna be hanging out with the Flyers. 241 00:11:31,955 --> 00:11:33,752 Okay, we are back. 242 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:36,759 Dennis and Dee Reynolds here. We're back to the podcast. 243 00:11:36,827 --> 00:11:38,454 - We got a little derailed earlier. - We did. 244 00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:40,894 We did. But that's okay. We're gonna get back on track here. 245 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:44,297 - I got a hot topic that I wanna talk about, Dee. - Tell me what it is. 246 00:11:44,368 --> 00:11:47,303 This is something I'm pretty charged up about. It's stem cell research. 247 00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:50,101 - Good one. Excellent one. - It's a very divisive issue these days. 248 00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:52,835 - People are really going to town, one side against the other. - Oh, absolutely. 249 00:11:52,909 --> 00:11:55,241 - Some people are for it, some people are against it - 250 00:11:55,312 --> 00:11:59,112 - What is that? What are you doing? - That was a duck. 251 00:11:59,182 --> 00:12:02,345 - Why would you make a duck noise right in the middle of my thing? - It was funny. 252 00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:05,911 - Yeah, but you derailed us. - I thought I'd up the production value, add some sound effects. 253 00:12:05,989 --> 00:12:07,479 - Well, don't. - Okay, well - 254 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,457 So, stem cell research- Stop. 255 00:12:09,526 --> 00:12:11,960 - Stem cell research is a very - Why are you still pu - 256 00:12:12,029 --> 00:12:15,692 - Stop pushing sound effects. I want to talk about ser - 257 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,791 - Which one is that one? - This one. 258 00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:20,598 That's a laser beam. 259 00:12:20,671 --> 00:12:22,764 Yeah. 260 00:12:22,839 --> 00:12:25,967 - I like that one. I wanna pepper that one in. - Okay. 261 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:28,341 - Don't do it while I'm talking. - All right, well, we'll see. 262 00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:29,970 - Hello. - Hey! Frank! 263 00:12:30,047 --> 00:12:33,016 - That's Frank Reynolds, everybody! - I have a great topic for you. 264 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:34,607 - War. - War! 265 00:12:34,685 --> 00:12:36,380 - War? Good one! - Yeah. 266 00:12:36,453 --> 00:12:38,387 Yeah! Everyone's talking about the war. 267 00:12:38,455 --> 00:12:41,049 And I have the perfect guest. 268 00:12:41,124 --> 00:12:42,557 - Huh. - Okay. All right. 269 00:12:42,626 --> 00:12:45,026 - Ben the soldier. - Hey, Dee. Good to see you. 270 00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:47,359 What are you doing? No. No, no, no. I'm not comfortable with this. 271 00:12:47,431 --> 00:12:50,127 Okay, Ben is a soldier. He's in the war- probably. 272 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,328 Not now, obviously, unless the war is happening here. Is the war happening here? 273 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,303 I don't know! Let's get into all this stuff. 274 00:12:55,372 --> 00:12:58,034 Ben the soldier is here with us, folks, and I want to talk to him... 275 00:12:58,108 --> 00:12:59,905 because, Ben, it's my understanding... 276 00:12:59,976 --> 00:13:02,376 that there is a war going on right now. 277 00:13:02,446 --> 00:13:03,970 Am I - Am I right in this? 278 00:13:04,047 --> 00:13:06,538 Well, actually there are two wars right now. 279 00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:08,049 - Two war - - You don't say. 280 00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,245 - We're in the midst of two wars? - Huh! 281 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:14,654 Now, the United States of America is engaged in both of these wars? 282 00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:16,124 Yes. Yes, they are. 283 00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:19,993 And, uh, are either of these wars happening on U.S., uh, soil? 284 00:13:20,063 --> 00:13:22,054 Excuse me. Let me- Let me - 285 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:24,066 - What is your job in the war? - Let me just - 286 00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:27,433 - Are you a carrier of- of, uh, large weaponry? - Let me just interr - 287 00:13:27,504 --> 00:13:31,600 How 'bout if we talk about how you used to bang each other? 288 00:13:31,675 --> 00:13:33,233 - Yeah - - No - 289 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,835 What kind of technique did you use? Tie-ups and stuff like that. 290 00:13:35,912 --> 00:13:38,710 - Frank, it's not good radio. - 'Cause people like sex. 291 00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,511 Okay, well, I just want to clarify. 292 00:13:40,584 --> 00:13:43,849 What my producer, Frank, is referring to is the fact that Ben, our soldier here... 293 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,252 and Dee used to be lovers. 294 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:49,622 - Hey! That's a good one! - Don't do that to me. 295 00:13:49,693 --> 00:13:51,524 That's not funny. 296 00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:55,292 - You're in the hot seat, girl. - I'm not in the hot seat! Ben's in the hot seat! 297 00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:01,259 All right, Mac, so you're gonna come on the ice and fire out to center. Right? 298 00:14:01,338 --> 00:14:03,772 Do, like, a cool turn, get the crowd going! 299 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,400 - Okay. So, fire out - - C- Come on! 300 00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:08,034 - Huh? - What are you d - 301 00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:10,739 - Huh? - That's not cool! Wait. 302 00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:12,782 Do you not know how to ice skate? 303 00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:15,875 No, not at all. But I figured you would teach me, 'cause we got plenty of time. 304 00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,943 We don't have time! It's tomorrow night, man! 305 00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:20,956 Charlie, you gotta help me, dude. This is my big break. Come on! 306 00:14:21,024 --> 00:14:23,117 Oh, my God! 307 00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:26,462 All right, we got a lot of work to do. 308 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,828 All right, here. Grab the stick. 309 00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:30,423 - Ready? - Uh-huh. 310 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,365 And we'll start slow. Oh, my - 311 00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:34,995 - This is gonna take forever, man. - That's good. 312 00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:38,632 That's good. That's good. I'm skating. 313 00:14:58,428 --> 00:15:00,953 # Push it to the limit # 314 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,191 # Limit # 315 00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:04,961 # Walk along the razor's edge # 316 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:06,195 # But don't look down # 317 00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,965 # Just keep your head or you'll be finished # 318 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:15,536 # Open up the limit # 319 00:15:15,612 --> 00:15:17,307 # Limit # 320 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,871 # Past the point of no return # 321 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:20,882 # You've reached the top # 322 00:15:20,951 --> 00:15:23,044 # But still you gotta learn # 323 00:15:23,119 --> 00:15:24,814 - # How to keep it # - Charlie, don't! Don't! Don't! 324 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:32,051 # Hit the wheel and double the stakes # 325 00:15:32,128 --> 00:15:34,722 # Throttle wide open like a bat out of hell # 326 00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:36,390 # You crash the gates # 327 00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:40,598 # Crash the gates # 328 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,366 # Going for the back of beyond # 329 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,806 # Nothin 'gonna stop you There's nothin' that strong # 330 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,571 Send it on in! 331 00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:49,544 Whoo-hoo! 332 00:15:49,613 --> 00:15:51,342 # So push it # 333 00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:53,006 # Ooh, yeah # 334 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:57,645 # The limit, the limit, the limit, the limit # 335 00:15:57,721 --> 00:16:01,384 - # Push it to the limit # - # The limit, the limit, the limit, the limit # 336 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,358 Okay, next guest! 337 00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:05,360 All right, Dennis, let's get this over with. 338 00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:07,794 Don't bring her in here stinkin' up the joint. Come on. 339 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,798 Frank said you were gonna apologize to me. 340 00:16:09,866 --> 00:16:12,130 Oh! Who's in the hot seat now? 341 00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:17,367 - Let's not push too many of those. You're abusing it. 342 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,465 - It's gonna get not funny after a little while. - No, no, that's good. 343 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:22,670 So let me understand this, waitress. 344 00:16:22,746 --> 00:16:27,376 Uh, Frank promised you an apology from me. You didn't believe him, did you? 345 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,748 - Come on. - Yeah. 346 00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:32,447 Really? Well, that makes you incredibly gullible and stupid. 347 00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:34,547 Oh! Oh, oh! Don't take that from him. 348 00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:38,151 - Are you gonna take that from him? Stand up for yourself! 349 00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:40,423 I'm not leaving here until you apologize to me. 350 00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:42,431 Yeah? Well, you're gonna be here for a while. 351 00:16:42,499 --> 00:16:43,796 She's boring me. 352 00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:46,461 I'll give you 50 bucks if you take off your top... 353 00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:48,800 and you drink soup out of my shoe. 354 00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:50,464 - What? - Okay, now that I'd like to see. 355 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,373 Yeah, yeah, me too. What do you say, sister? You need some extra cash? 356 00:16:53,443 --> 00:16:55,468 - No. - 500 bucks. 357 00:16:55,545 --> 00:16:57,536 Cricket, bring her some soup. 358 00:16:57,614 --> 00:17:00,276 You're gonna pay me $500 to drink soup out of a shoe. 359 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:01,578 And take your top off. 360 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,057 Fine. 361 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,490 - Oh! - I'll do it. 362 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,324 - Nice! - But I am not taking my top off. 363 00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:15,489 - Well, that's a relief to all of us. - Ooh! 364 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:16,623 - Zing! - Zinged her! 365 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,099 Gotcha! 366 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:20,568 Couldn't find soup, but I found some dirty dishwater. 367 00:17:20,637 --> 00:17:22,605 - Boom! Even better! - I am not drinking dishwater. 368 00:17:22,672 --> 00:17:24,401 - Oh, come on. - Dump it on her head. 369 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:25,736 - What? - Yes! 370 00:17:27,444 --> 00:17:29,207 - Whoa! - Oh, my God! 371 00:17:29,279 --> 00:17:32,009 Hold it- Ugh! 372 00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:35,677 Oh, now this is good radio! 373 00:17:41,992 --> 00:17:45,189 Holy shit, dude. There's a lot of people here. I'm getting nervous, Charlie. 374 00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:49,493 Yeah, you might throw up when you get out there, you know, from the nerves. 375 00:17:49,566 --> 00:17:52,057 You're supposed to be my coach, dude. Don't tell me I'm gonna throw up! 376 00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:55,195 - I know, but people do that, so try not to throw up. - Oh, come on, dude. 377 00:17:55,271 --> 00:17:58,172 - Mac! Charlie! What's up, man? - You guys came to support me! 378 00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:00,732 - Uh, yeah! Yeah! - Oh- Yeah, that was - 379 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,675 - Yeah, yeah, that's why we're here. - Primarily, yeah. 380 00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:04,304 But also, since we're here... 381 00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:06,679 we wanted to give you this tape so you could give it to those radio guys. 382 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,980 That's our demo tape. We were recording the whole thing on a computer. 383 00:18:09,052 --> 00:18:11,316 But then the computer got water dumped all over it. It was a whole thing. 384 00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,788 - "Luther Vandross"? - Is that still on there? 385 00:18:13,857 --> 00:18:16,451 - Oh, that's very off-putting, Dennis. - We should have relabeled it. 386 00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,858 - It's not Luther Vandross. - Make sure you tell 'em it's not Luther Vandross. 387 00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:23,058 Let's get going! Mac from South Philly, get out here! 388 00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:27,763 - This is you! - Oh! Here we go. Here we go. 389 00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,566 Everybody say a prayer. 390 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,366 Let's do this. 391 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,208 Give 'em the tape. 392 00:18:58,935 --> 00:19:02,200 - What is that? - The future of radio, you jabronis. 393 00:19:02,939 --> 00:19:05,032 "Jabronis." Cool word. 394 00:19:27,897 --> 00:19:29,592 Score! 395 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,133 He did it! 396 00:19:31,201 --> 00:19:33,692 Mac from South Philly has cemented himself... 397 00:19:33,770 --> 00:19:36,068 as a Philly sports legend! 398 00:19:36,139 --> 00:19:37,697 Let's hear it for Mac! 399 00:19:37,774 --> 00:19:44,142 Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! 400 00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:49,811 Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! 401 00:19:49,886 --> 00:19:52,480 Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! 402 00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:56,252 Mac! Mac! Mac! Mac! 403 00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,226 Wake up! Mac! 404 00:19:58,294 --> 00:20:00,319 Mac! Mac! Wake up! 405 00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:02,421 Mac, wake up! 406 00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:05,297 What happened? Did I do good, Charlie? 407 00:20:05,368 --> 00:20:08,166 No. You fell on your face almost immediately, man. 408 00:20:08,238 --> 00:20:10,729 - Who took the shot? - I took the shot. 409 00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:13,742 Yeah, I missed wide right by, like, a mile. It was terrible. 410 00:20:13,810 --> 00:20:15,869 Look on the bright side, dude. 411 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:17,913 I think you're gonna be a sports celebrity after all... 412 00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:20,950 'cause they're definitely gonna play that shit on ESPN. 413 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:27,666 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org