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Well, I guess this is probably,
this is probably gonna be it
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so we should,
we should get started.
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What to say about Mac.
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He certainly was...
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angry.
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- Burn the duster!
- I'm not burning the duster!
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Okay, I'm not burning the duster.
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All right, that's crazy.
That's like, that's insane.
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Why would I ever burn,
I mean, come on.
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I will continue to wear it,
in his honor.
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And I will burn some other things.
You know maybe like these,
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stupid goddamn sleeveless t-shirts
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that he wants retired
and hung up in the bar.
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I'll burn these. But I am not
burning the duster, okay?
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So forget it. It probably
won't even burn anyway.
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It's not supposed to...
it's flame-retardant.
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That's like the whole point.
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It's like a shield of armor, so stop
asking me to burn the duster.
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I'm not gonna burn it!
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So, end of story, you know.
Let's just move on.
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So...
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Yeah, all right.
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Well, uh, thank you.
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Come on.
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No.
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- I'm not doing it.
- Come on.
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Deandra, get on that stage.
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Before, uh, Mac and Charlie died
they made a slideshow.
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And, uh, we're going to play
a song that was a favorite of theirs.
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Go ahead.
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It's all the same
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Only the names have changed
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Every day, it seems we're
wasting away
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Another place,
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where the faces are so cold
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I'd drive all night,
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just to get back home
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I'm a cowboy,
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on a steel horse I ride
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I'm wanted, dead or alive...
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I miss you, Charlie.
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This is bullshit, dude.
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No one's mourning me properly.
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What are you talking about, man?
Your mom's sitting right there.
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She's mourning you.
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Yeah, she watched an entire episode
of Mama's Familyand fell asleep.
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And now, I'm going to give
them the one gun salute.
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No, you're not!
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All right. Oh, my God!
Let go!
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Wow, that was great
and very touching.
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Thanks so much for coming,
both of you.
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Time to go.
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See you at the next one.
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Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie, aww,
it's going to be okay.
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I'll tell you what, why don't
you go into the bathroom,
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go into the center stall,
I got a little surprise for you.
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It's going to cheer you up.
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That's okay, Frankie.
I don't need to go potty.
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Oh, damn it.
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Can you believe it, sis?
They're actually gone.
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- This changes everything.
- I need a ride home.
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No, no, no.
Can't do that, sis.
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I got to get back home ASAP and
meet a couple potential new roommates.
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Hot ones!
You know what I'm saying?
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All right, hey,
it's time to move on.
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Would you mind not breathing
directly into my mouth?
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No thoughts on that?
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You're not going to say anything?
You're just going to stare at me?
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That's what you're bringing
to the table? That's great.
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I'm gonna... could you excuse me?
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Excuse me.
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Sir... Goddamn.
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Thanks, I'm just gonna...
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Excuse me.
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No, of course, let me do it.
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Thanks.
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Hi.
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Oh, my God, freak show back there.
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Ma'am, I'm going to need for you
to step behind the line.
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Yeah, look, as you can probably tell,
I'm not really a bus person.
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It's just, a couple of dicks
destroyed my car and then forced me
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to lower myself to this, so if you could
just cut me some slack, because...
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I don't know if you've been
back there, but animals.
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You're touching me. That doesn't...
this isn't weird for you?
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Ma'am, either you get behind
the line or your ride ends here.
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- I'm behind the line.
- You're on the line.
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On the line, behind the line,
who cares?!
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That's it.
I'm pulling the bus over.
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No, goddamn it, don't pull
the bus over, all right?
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Really?!
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Okay, fine, you know what?
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I will go back behind the line with
the rest of the filthy degenerates.
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But I am not happy about it, lady.
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Excuse me!
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Oh, my... really?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no, you stay put. I'll get it.
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On the floor of a bus...
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On the floor of a filthy bus.
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Excuse me for just a sec!
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Damn it, dude.
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I can't believe Dee finally caught on
and cancelled her credit cards.
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This is really not good, dude.
Now we don't have any beans.
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We don't have any beer, dude.
We're shit out of luck, bro.
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All right, I'll tell you what.
We'll get back to the bar.
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We'll get some beer there,
at least we'll have that.
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Not a bad idea.
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In the meantime,
I need a popper, all right.
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I got to get my head straight.
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I got a little bad news
on the popper front.
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- This is the last one, dude.
- Shit! Really?
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All right, well,
I think I should get it.
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- Not going to have it.
- Can I just have it?
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- Bro?
- Can I just have it?
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- Will you let me do the poppers?
- I just want it.
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- I just need it, dude.
- The poppers person.
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Give me the popper, dude!
I need that popper, bro!
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I got to have the popper!
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Oh, you son of a bitches!
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Hey, look out.
Look out!
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Hey, you jerks!
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Goddamn it!
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Hey! No, stop the bus!
Stop the bus!
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Shut up!
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You shut up, bitch!
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Stop the bus!
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Sir? Sir, I just... I need to pull
the cord to get off the bus.
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This is my stop.
You're in my way.
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Can you get out of the way
so I can pull the cord?
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I'll get out of your way as soon
as I get off...
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Oh, my God, what is
wrong with you?
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Goddamn it, you bitches!
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Good-bye, Mac's shit.
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Good-bye, Mac's shit.
Good-bye, Mac's shit.
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Good-bye... come on, dude.
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When were you ever going to use
nunchakus? Are you kidding me?
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Yeah, hang on one second.
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Yeah, it's perfect.
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Hello.
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Uh, hi.
Um, can I help you?
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You're
looking for a roommate, right?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I was looking
for two, actually. Female.
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I believe I was pretty clear
in the ad here.
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"Male, 30, looking for
Three's Company type deal.
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Did Odd Couplething for past decade,
looking for something new."
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Yeah, I did the Three's
Company thing once.
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It was pretty cool for like a week,
and then I banged one of them.
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- Oh... nice.
- Not nice.
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Do you know what this is like?
Banging the chicks that you live with?
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It's terrible, man.
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Every day you have to deal
with this.
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Get out, lady.
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Wow, yeah, I guess I never
really thought about that before.
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You know, you're... you're much
smarter than my old roommate.
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Yeah, look, I'm going to be
upfront with you.
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I run with a pretty wild crew.
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There's probably going to be chicks
over here, like, all the time.
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I'm into some pretty crazy shit.
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Here's the best part: I don't
even know most of their names.
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Oh, yes! It's like...
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You know, I've been trying to get
into the anonymous sex thing lately.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Now, are you, uh, European?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
What gave it away?
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Nice. Yeah, well, you know,
I could probably consider, like,
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a, uh, Perfect Strangers type
of deal.
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Look, I like this by the way.
This is a sweet duster.
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First, he doesn't burn the duster, and
now he's looking for new roommates?
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Why did you want to burn that
duster anyway?
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Because he always wears it with
no shirt and a shitload of cologne.
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It's totally ruined.
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- Hello, bitches!
- Jesus Christ, Dee!
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You scared the shit out of me.
I almost dropped all my beer.
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I knew you two weren't dead.
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What are you doing popping
out of our tent? Not cool, Dee!
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Oh, not cool? Oh, I'll tell you
what's not cool.
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Crashing my car into a building,
exploding a grenade inside of it
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and then convincing your friends
your family that you're dead.
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That's one of the cooler
things you could ever do.
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That's really unbelievably
cool.
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- I suggest you try it...
- Cooler than I thought it was.
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I don't know why
you're up here doing
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whatever it is that you're doing,
and I don't care.
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What I do care about,
is my 1997 Dodge Neon.
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So here's the deal.
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You two monkeys are going to get
me a new 1997 Dodge Neon,
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or I'm going to go and tell Frank and
Dennis that you faked your own deaths
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and you're hiding up on the roof.
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Well, now you're just talking crazy.
You can't buy a new 1997 Dodge Neon.
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- You can buy an old one...
- Okay, new to me.
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Dee, you got bigger problems,
because my dad just got out of jail,
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and he's coming to kill you.
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What?!
Me?
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Are you sure?
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Kill you, kill us,
kill everybody really.
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He's going to kill everyone.
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Why would you not tell me
this news earlier?
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Oh, my God, get off our case,
Dee, all right? What's done is done.
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Look, Mac and I are hobo
drifters now, okay?
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We don't dwell on the past.
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No, hobo drifters
live in the present.
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So look, if you really want
to get back at Frank and Dennis,
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you got to fake your own death.
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I don't want to get back
at Frank and Dennis.
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I want to get at you two.
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Really is that what...?
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What? Is that what
your plan was?
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I tuned out during
the whole tirade.
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She said the 1997 Dodge Neon
thing and I totally lost her.
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All right, Dee, I'll tell you
what, here's the plan.
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Why don't you fake your own
death like us?
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It really is the only thing you can do
now 'cause you're in this too deep.
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Look, you want to die?
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Now... what's your bean situation?
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You got some beans on you,
or what's up?
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Good-bye, son.
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Aw, man, I got to tell you,
this is awesome.
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It's making me forget
that Mac ever even died.
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Oh, yeah, just relax, roommate.
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I'm going to relax.
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I'm going to relax all over
the place in a second.
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Shit. Jan?
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All right, I got to get this.
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Hey, Dennis.
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Really? What do you want?
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Hey, I just wanted to let you
know I was going to go for
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a quick jog in Fairmont Park
by myself.
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Oh, yeah? Great.
Okay, have fun.
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But, it's kind of dangerous.
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Yeah, I got it, Dee.
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- I don't know if you noticed...
- Go jogging! Ang go!
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What's this have to do with me?
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Just me out there in the middle of
the night in the dark by myself. Really?
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Sorry about her, I...
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She was a bag... I hate her.
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Which one do you want first?
Huh, Greta or Sasha?
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Oh, no. No, shit, bro.
Why'd you do that, bro?
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Come here, man.
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- What did I do?
- You said their names.
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00:12:29,839 --> 00:12:31,413
Come on, man,
that kills it for me.
241
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,812
Look, bro,
can I be honest with you?
242
00:12:33,894 --> 00:12:36,646
This is great and all, but I was
really hoping for more of like a,
243
00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:40,680
you know, anything goes, crazy
European sex party kind of a thing.
244
00:12:40,949 --> 00:12:42,666
- Something a little kinkier.
- Kinky?
245
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,607
Oh, kinky. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I like this.
246
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,659
You like this, we like this.
247
00:12:49,813 --> 00:12:51,165
Yeah, let me make some calls.
248
00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:52,850
Do you think you could put
something like that together?
249
00:12:52,933 --> 00:12:54,796
Of course I can, man.
I'm European.
250
00:12:55,563 --> 00:12:57,008
Oh! That's...
251
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,336
It looks like he's got
a lot of new friends.
252
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:05,723
Yes, I can see that, Charlie.
253
00:13:05,806 --> 00:13:06,820
Some of them
are really pretty girls.
254
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:07,565
Yes, they are very pretty.
255
00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:10,488
Wow, that's tough, man.
That's a tough thing to see.
256
00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:11,285
Shut up, dude.
257
00:13:11,368 --> 00:13:13,211
I'll bet you Frank
is throwing a party, too.
258
00:13:14,372 --> 00:13:16,936
It's your turn to take
the bedpan out tonight.
259
00:13:17,889 --> 00:13:20,800
"Little freak!
I did it last time!"
260
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,664
No, Charlie, I got up in
the middle of the night,
261
00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:26,644
and I walked down
the hallway with the bedpan.
262
00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:31,642
"All right, Frank, I'll do it,
only because I like you so much".
263
00:13:33,427 --> 00:13:38,822
I like you, too, Charlie.
I like you, too, New Charlie.
264
00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:47,539
You know what, man?
I'm kicking it up a notch.
265
00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,870
- We're haunting these bitches.
- Haunting's cool, man.
266
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:52,449
- Coming back from the grave, bitch.
- All right, that's cool.
267
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:54,694
What is this? What are you doing,
like Poltergeistor something?
268
00:13:54,775 --> 00:13:55,814
- Awesome, right?
- No, no.
269
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,023
Craig T. Nelson.
270
00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:59,154
Craig T. Nelson is the best,
dude, but Poltergeist?
271
00:13:59,701 --> 00:14:01,250
- What?
- It's not scary.
272
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,356
It's all about psychological damage.
273
00:14:03,437 --> 00:14:04,527
Big deal, look at me.
274
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,557
Psychological damage up to here.
275
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,012
It doesn't do anything for me,
you know?
276
00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:10,548
Physical damage, that's what's
gonna irritate people.
277
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:11,582
All right, what do you suggest?
278
00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:14,473
Well, I mean, if anything, maybe
we tie some knives to our fingers
279
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:16,673
and we get a little more serious
about this whole murder thing.
280
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,045
- Haunting.
- Haunting!
281
00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,044
- We're gonna haunt them.
- I'm sorry, I was thinking...
282
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,074
Oh, my God, I'm so happy to
see you.
283
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,925
Oh, God, I had the weirdest night.
It was crazy.
284
00:14:25,078 --> 00:14:27,353
As soon as I left Dennis's place,
I realized I don't have a car,
285
00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:29,653
right, so I actually do
have to run home by myself
286
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,919
through the park in the middle
of the night.
287
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,424
So I'm on Spring Garden Street,
and this big car full of gangbangers...
288
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,224
Okay, gangbangers.
That is an awesome story, Dee.
289
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,291
That's the end of it, right?
That could be the end of the story?
290
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:38,855
Charlie and I are right in
the middle of something.
291
00:14:38,939 --> 00:14:40,225
Check it out, we're gonna
put some knives on our fingers
292
00:14:40,307 --> 00:14:41,118
and start murdering people.
293
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:42,227
- Haunting people.
- Haunting.
294
00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:43,091
- We're gonna haunt people.
- Whatever.
295
00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,450
You're gonna do like a
Poltergeistthing?
296
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,356
- That's Dennis.
- That's Dennis.
297
00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:55,493
Hey, ladies, like I said,
pop them off.
298
00:14:55,576 --> 00:14:57,172
Start popping them off.
299
00:14:57,393 --> 00:15:00,233
Oh, I love it, I love it.
Hey, feel free to be free.
300
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:04,649
No American judgments here. The only
rule is: don't tell me your names.
301
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:07,038
I don't want to know your names,
okay?
302
00:15:07,122 --> 00:15:10,714
"Hi, I'm Charlie.
Frankie, I love these girls."
303
00:15:11,209 --> 00:15:12,784
Frank, what are you doing, man?
304
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:15,290
You're freaking the girls out
with this mannequin. Get rid of it.
305
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,985
Dennis, these girls are German.
German.
306
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,836
"We're gonna have demented sex,
right, Frank?"
307
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,359
That is the greatest party
I've ever seen. These sons of bitches!
308
00:15:28,442 --> 00:15:30,820
Is he gonna take that stupid
little mannequin everywhere, man?
309
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:32,878
- That is freaking me out.
- Move past the mannequin.
310
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,494
They're just hanging out with
a bunch of half naked ladies,
311
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,533
and I just ran and sweated for
absolutely nothing?
312
00:15:36,615 --> 00:15:38,059
Yeah, I don't sound like
that, all right.
313
00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:39,922
- Goddamn it. Get past it.
- Who cares about the mannequin?
314
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,037
I care about the mannequin!
315
00:15:41,121 --> 00:15:42,743
I look like a jerk
in front of those girls.
316
00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:44,323
I'm putting an end to this right
now.
317
00:15:44,408 --> 00:15:46,033
Yeah, dude, screw your dad.
Let him eat our asses.
318
00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,674
Let him eat my butt
into smithereens.
319
00:15:47,756 --> 00:15:48,579
I'm ending this.
320
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,734
Let's not be rash, right?
I mean, come on.
321
00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:55,502
Look, if we're not gonna haunt them,
we should have a little fun, right?
322
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:56,974
Let's scare the shit out of
them.
323
00:15:57,604 --> 00:16:00,751
- We got to make an entrance.
- Oh, let's scare the shit out of them.
324
00:16:08,408 --> 00:16:12,738
Jan, this is what I want, man.
You've given me what I want.
325
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:17,574
Look, I have this very kinky
surprise for you, my friend.
326
00:16:18,522 --> 00:16:21,983
I've arranged for you to use
the glory hole!
327
00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:25,182
I forgot about the glory hole.
328
00:16:25,456 --> 00:16:27,811
- I just sent someone in there now.
- Yeah?
329
00:16:27,941 --> 00:16:29,593
Totally anonymous.
330
00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:35,788
There are no words, man.
331
00:16:37,983 --> 00:16:39,668
That's right, I'm the boss.
332
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:43,535
But I'm a good boss, and
I'm gonna allow you to watch.
333
00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:48,186
"Okay, Frankie!"
Somebody's coming.
334
00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:54,351
Any minute now, the German broad
is gonna knock on that wall,
335
00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:59,713
which is my signal to go in my
pants, take out my penis
336
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:02,025
and stick it through the hole.
337
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:04,779
Then, she can go to town.
338
00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:07,371
Hey, honey, you want to take
care of this monster for me or what?
339
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,017
There is no way I can picture
that is a girl.
340
00:17:14,556 --> 00:17:15,795
What the hell
are you doing here, man?
341
00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:18,083
- Jan sent me.
- Jan sent me, too.
342
00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:20,185
This is bad.
343
00:17:20,677 --> 00:17:21,943
Everybody out!
344
00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:24,894
Okay, there has been
a major miscommunication.
345
00:17:25,257 --> 00:17:29,545
Get your European, sex-freaky
asses out of the bar.
346
00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:31,690
Let's go, come on.
Come on, move it.
347
00:17:31,772 --> 00:17:32,998
Move it, that's right.
Go, go, go!
348
00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:33,844
Get out!
349
00:17:34,089 --> 00:17:35,205
Let's go, ladies.
Let's go, let's go.
350
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,847
Get out, get out,
get out, get out.
351
00:17:36,929 --> 00:17:39,232
- Hey, you too, Jan.
- Hey, beat it.
352
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,610
- What did I do?
- What did you do?
353
00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,242
Jan, you were gonna have him
"glory hole" me.
354
00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:46,607
- Yeah.
- Yeah, my ass. Get out of here.
355
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:47,592
You sex freak, go!
356
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,899
Americans are so uptight.
357
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:51,684
You ruined our glory hole.
Beat it and shut the door.
358
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,191
Sick freak.
359
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:53,979
You didn't know anything...
360
00:17:54,062 --> 00:17:55,164
Weirdo.
What?
361
00:17:57,719 --> 00:17:59,315
Surprise, bitches!
362
00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:03,115
We're alive, and it's blowing
your minds right now.
363
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:07,090
No, it is not blowing
our minds at all.
364
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,869
I knew you guys were alive.
365
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,447
Yeah, I knew you guys were
alive, okay?
366
00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:13,799
I figured it out right before
the funeral.
367
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:15,183
How?
368
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:17,048
'Cause I could hear you guys
rustling around in the vents.
369
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:18,974
You were speaking at full
volume, okay?
370
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,763
Did you think you were being,
like, crafty?
371
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,482
I could see you staring at me
through the window.
372
00:18:22,565 --> 00:18:23,975
You know I can see through
my windows, right?
373
00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:26,085
- I wanted to piss you off.
- Well, what about me?
374
00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:27,151
Did you want to piss me off?
375
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,172
You, I thought, might
have actually been murdered.
376
00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:31,729
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought, okay?
377
00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:32,870
Frank, you knew, too?
378
00:18:33,106 --> 00:18:35,033
Yeah... I knew.
379
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:41,823
And some of the stuff you've been doing
with this mannequin here, that's like...
380
00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:45,697
to teach me a lesson or...?
381
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:51,952
Did I see you bang that thing?
382
00:18:52,036 --> 00:18:53,262
All right, you know what,
let's just...
383
00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:55,800
But why were you guys pretending
that you were dead anyway?
384
00:18:55,883 --> 00:18:57,257
That's a really messed
up thing to do.
385
00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:59,662
My dad got out on parole.
He's coming to kill me and Charlie.
386
00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:01,493
No, no, you got a letter
the other day.
387
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,293
- He sent a letter.
- Who sent a letter?
388
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,721
I got it, I got it.
It was sent to the bar.
389
00:19:07,069 --> 00:19:09,632
"Dear son, I asked you
to leave me be...
390
00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:14,028
forced me to do something that
I hoped I'd never have to do."
391
00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:15,454
Oh, yeah, here we go.
392
00:19:15,536 --> 00:19:18,243
"I just got out of prison,
and I'm heading to Tijuana."
393
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,165
I wanted to get as far away
from you as I could,
394
00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:23,372
so that I could learn
how to forgive you.
395
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:26,399
Please do not try
to contact me ever.
396
00:19:26,715 --> 00:19:28,722
I promise that
I'm not gonna hurt you.
397
00:19:29,028 --> 00:19:29,721
Love, Dad.
398
00:19:29,898 --> 00:19:31,536
"P.S. : I still love you."
399
00:19:38,439 --> 00:19:39,390
See, 'cause we...
400
00:19:39,472 --> 00:19:41,464
- This whole thing was...
- We didn't have to do all the...
401
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:45,103
Sorry about your car, Dee.
402
00:19:56,516 --> 00:20:00,258
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