1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,800 - Well, then what would you say? - She's a quitter. 2 00:00:04,871 --> 00:00:06,930 You know what? I don't even care! 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,703 And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed. 4 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:14,110 - Right. Failed. - Failure implies that she actually tried to be an actor. 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,478 Okay, I did try. It just didn't happen to work out. 6 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:18,915 It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough. 7 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,613 Oh, thank you! That's my dad, everybody! 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,418 - Great! - Okay, I just killed three very large rats... 9 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:26,459 that were stuck in glue traps. 10 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,426 - Good work. - No, no, that's not good. 11 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:31,760 I am done with rat detail. That's by far the worst job in the bar! 12 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:34,561 - That's why we call it "Charlie work." - No, dude. Not Charlie work. 13 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:38,468 There's an emotional toll that comes out of this. I mean, you kill one of those... 14 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,802 - Are you kidding me? - What? What? 15 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,865 You're blowing smoke directly in my face when I'm trying to talk to you. 16 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:46,173 - What is he talking about? - If you want to smoke, you should have to take it outside. 17 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,510 - That's it. I'm done with this. - It's a bar. 18 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:50,515 - Yeah. It's a bar, dude. - Charlie, I think you're right. 19 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,643 - I think maybe we should ban smoking in here. - What are you talking about? 20 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,654 - That's completely ridiculous. - How is that ridiculous? 21 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,656 There are smoking bans in a lot of states now. 22 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,851 Uh, yes. And it's completely un-American. 23 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,951 If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar. 24 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:04,258 I work in this bar. I work here. 25 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,264 But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here. 26 00:01:06,332 --> 00:01:09,495 Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom. They strip 'em away from smokers. 27 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,299 Look, I didn't go to Vietnam... 28 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,773 just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me. 29 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:20,211 You went to Vietnam in 1993 to open up a sweatshop! 30 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,544 And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop! 31 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,549 - Oh, my God! You're out of your mind. - Look, look. 32 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:27,916 The point is that if Charlie took any time to study in school... 33 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:31,821 he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face. 34 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:35,327 You gotta be... You don't know shit about the Constitution, man. 35 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:38,728 - He knows more than you two un-American freedom haters. - Thank you. 36 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:40,732 - Charlie, we hate freedom. Ew, we hate it. - Hate it. 37 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,826 - I'm un-American? - You're practically a Vietcong. 38 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:46,235 Oh, is that right? Okay, you wanna talk America? 39 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:49,207 You wanna learn a little something about America? Dee, let's roll out of here. 40 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:53,871 - Where are we going? - We're gonna go America all over their asses! 41 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:01,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 42 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:29,414 It is time for the truth! 43 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:34,419 Five million people will die this year of smoking-related illnesses! 44 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:38,253 These body bags, these represent the number of people... 45 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,885 that will die in this city alone today! 46 00:02:41,961 --> 00:02:46,227 It doesn't have to be this way! Let's make smoking history! 47 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,233 Yeah! 48 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,599 Yeah! 49 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:54,068 - Yeah! Yeah, man! - Yeah. 50 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:56,608 U.S.A., baby! Whoo! 51 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,701 - That's what America's all about, Dee! - Yeah. 52 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,042 - Right here! This is the U.S. A! - Oh, my God! 53 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,514 That guy really knew how to pull an audience. 54 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,643 I tell you what. Let's get in on this. 55 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,950 - Hey, bro. Great job out there, man. - Oh, thanks. 56 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,491 You really... You had me like hook, line and sinker with that... 57 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:16,086 It was awesome, dude. It was awesome. So, look, I want in on the cause. 58 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:19,654 Oh, okay. Just go to the Web site and you can check out... 59 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:23,190 No, I don't want to do that. I wanna be on the front lines like you, bro. 60 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:26,636 - I wanna be, like, you know, join the team or something. - Naw, it's really complicated. 61 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,540 - There's a lot of red tape. You really can't... - Uh, excuse me, sir. 62 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,942 But just what in the hell do you think you're doing? 63 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:36,004 Oh, dude. This is just an acting gig. 64 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,482 Like, I'm not really part of any cause. 65 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,348 - Oh, you're an actor? - Mm-hmm. 66 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,651 - Oh. But not a real one? - What the hell is that supposed to mean? 67 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,624 No, just... I mean, you're on the sidewalk. 68 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:49,821 Oh, right. Like you know what you're talking about. How old are you? Like, 40? 69 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,057 I live in New York, okay? 70 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:55,498 Street theater is the only organized artistic expression that we have... 71 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,002 What a crock of shit, man! You're living a lie, bro! 72 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,835 - Dude, relax. - Oh, relax? Oh, I'm gonna... 73 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,899 You're gonna throw with me? Little actor boy, you wanna throw with a patriot? 74 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,537 - Back off! Back off! - I'm not 40. 75 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:10,071 - I don't need this. - Get in your van. Get in your van and go, okay? 76 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:13,346 'Cause I'll throw down! I'll throw down any day of the week! 77 00:04:13,419 --> 00:04:16,013 Get in your little van and drive out of my face! Okay? 78 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,081 Before I go America all over your ass! 79 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,929 You know what? Screw Dee and Charlie. 80 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,160 I'm sick of people telling us what we can and can't do with our own bar, you know? 81 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,167 What happened to this country? 82 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,203 Why can't we stay open past 2:00 a. M? 83 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,002 Yes! And why can't we sell booze before noon on Sunday? 84 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:37,565 These are the kind of puritanical restrictions that are killing this country. 85 00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:40,909 This is why people flock to places like Las Vegas... 86 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,777 and New Orleans and spring break. 87 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,545 Because they're free to go wild. The girls go wild. 88 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:47,552 The girls in Philly need a place to go wild. 89 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,078 - Right. New Orleans was washed away in that terrible storm. - Tragic. 90 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,887 - We need to open up Paddy's as a haven for freedom. - Yes. 91 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:58,192 - A replacement for the tragic loss of New Orleans. - We should have gambling too. 92 00:04:58,264 --> 00:05:00,232 - And we should have gambling too. - Sure. 93 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,133 - I'm gonna get the ball rolling. - Okay, great. 94 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:06,603 We will open up Paddy's as the most American bar in all of America! 95 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:09,471 - A place with absolute freedom! - With no gambling restrictions. 96 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:13,034 Yeah, sure, whatever. Listen, dude. We should head down to sorority houses, right? 97 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,706 Spread the word, you know? Hand out some leaflets or something. 98 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:19,274 - No, Mac. We should go to the library. - The library? Why? 99 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:22,651 Yeah, because at sorority houses you're gonna find nothing but tramps and whores. 100 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,587 - Those girls are already wild. - Perfect! 101 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,490 No, no. Mac, you're not listening to me. 102 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,028 We don't want wild girls. 103 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:33,725 We want real girls going wild. 104 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,793 It's important to see the transition. You want to watch the process. 105 00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:43,864 Dee, what the hell is the point of this stretching? 106 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,877 Charlie, if we're gonna put on our own demonstration... 107 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,243 then your body needs to be in tip-top shape out there. 108 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:52,273 - My body is in tip-top shape. - Well, maybe for a small, fat person. Not for an actor. 109 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,786 - Fat person? - A chunky... chunky... 110 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,947 - A chunky person? Where are you getting that? - A husky person. 111 00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,083 Since when? Oh! 112 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:02,354 - Really? - You know what? All right, forget it. 113 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,362 - I'm not an actor anyway. - I know. 114 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:08,696 Yeah. Well, then I'm a protestor, right? I'm a patriot. Give me that. 115 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,463 - Okay. - That's my bag. 116 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,663 What I need from you is for you to feed me some lines. 117 00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:14,673 - I can feed you lines. - And then I'll go from there. 118 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,834 - I just don't need all the... - I can take over. 119 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:19,469 - What do you want me to do? - Let's focus on finding your breath. 120 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:22,343 - What? - Where is your breath? 121 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,179 - In my mouth? - No, it starts in your chest. 122 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:28,812 - You got to focus on your diaphragm. - What the hell's a diaphragm? 123 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,721 - Right here. Putting your diaphragm... - No. The diaphragm is a... 124 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:35,056 - No. Really? That's all you know? - It blocks the babies out. 125 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,688 Okay, yeah. That's what... How'd you make it this far in life? 126 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,733 Look, Dee, this is ridiculous. Let's just get out there. Let's speak the truth. 127 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,894 Let's kick a little ass America style. We'll get all up in it! 128 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,165 I'm trying to protect you. I don't want you freezing up out there. 129 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,140 - What? Freezing up? - Yeah. 130 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,403 All those people staring at you and judging you... 131 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:55,538 and-and-and-and not liking the stuff and talking about you. 132 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:59,176 - Are you serious? - Yeah, I am. Your body could betray you... 133 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,482 - in any number of ways... - Like how? 134 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:05,354 You know, one of... Locking up and maybe throwing up and stuff. 135 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,859 - Really? - Yeah. You want to find your breath? 136 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,691 - Yeah. - Yeah. 137 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,993 It's in my mouth. 138 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,329 One, two, three! 139 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,665 - Hey! - Oh, my God! 140 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:20,865 - You girls have gone wild! You've gone wild! - You went wild! 141 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:23,704 - You're wild! Way to go! - You girls went wild! 142 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,176 Nice. This is what it was like to have a bar in New Orleans, bro. 143 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,475 Oh, man! New Orleans really had their shit figured out! 144 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,880 - Oh, they totally had their shit figured out. - Yeah! 145 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,680 - Except for the levees. - Right, yeah. Except for the levees. 146 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,948 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, and the evacuation plan. 147 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,923 - Hey, oh! - Oh! You've gone wild! 148 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,891 - You've gone wild! - You've gone wild! You went wild! 149 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,825 - This is what America's all about! - This is America! 150 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,920 - We have set up an American utopia! - Yeah! 151 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,898 That could be a bit of a problem back there though. 152 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:55,237 - Yeah, that could get weird. - Yeah, it's really smoky. 153 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,209 I didn't want to say it because of the spirit of this whole thing. But I think you're right. 154 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,438 - It's a little much. - These fellows don't mess around. 155 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:03,573 This is high-stakes shit. You think you can get one... 156 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:07,141 of these white broads to come over and do a table dance for Alan and the boys? 157 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,688 No table dances, okay? That's what we were worried about. 158 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:12,849 Listen, Frank. If you can keep those guys as far jammed into that corner as possible... 159 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,291 - Push 'em into the corner. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Segregation! 160 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:19,559 That's segregation! That's not what this is all about. America is a melting pot. 161 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:22,396 - But it might be good to set up some boundaries. - Boundaries? 162 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:25,232 Sounds like it's coming right out of Stalin's mouth. 163 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,704 Stalin's mouth? That is not what we're talking about. We're just saying... 164 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:30,970 - I don't know who Stalin is. Who the hell is Stalin? - How do you not know? 165 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:33,068 Listen, man. Just keep them under control. 166 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,272 You betcha. Oh, here. 167 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,614 They want you to play this Vietnamese music. They don't like what's playing here. 168 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,654 Okay, listen. Compromise. Tonight we keep things the way they are. 169 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,656 Tomorrow night, we'll play this shit. 170 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:47,158 Good. I gotta get back there now because Alan... 171 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:51,390 is just about to bet his wife's glass eye in the next hand. 172 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,397 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to speak the truth. 173 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,961 We're not gonna spout a bunch of words that are facts... 174 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,872 like some big jerk from New York who thinks he's great. 175 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,878 We're gonna show you a dramatic interpretation. 176 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,437 Hello, young man. I'm a bigwig from Big Tobacco. 177 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:13,508 I work over here at T.J. Boris. Can I offer you a cigarette? 178 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,624 Goddamn it, Charlie! 179 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,003 Let's try and look at the bright side here. 180 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,005 This music sounds like whales raping each other. 181 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,906 It does. It does indeed. But the T-shirts are working. 182 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:40,673 Isn't that amazing? You ask to see a woman's breasts on the street, you get slapped. 183 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:43,044 You give her a free T-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off. 184 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,208 - I love this country. Hey, yo! - Yeah. 185 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,946 - Hey, sweetie. You want a T-shirt? - Okay. 186 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,614 All right. 187 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,282 - What? Why'd you stop? - What's wrong? 188 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,758 - What's wrong? - What happened? 189 00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,091 - Whoa! Come on, pal! - Dude. 190 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,723 - What are you doing? - You're blowing up our spot! 191 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,233 - You're just standing there? - Take a walk! 192 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,963 Maybe it's time we set up some rules. 193 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,404 - We can't do that. No rules. - Your father is killing our freedom! 194 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,772 - I know! I know! - Hey. Hey, you still want that T-shirt? 195 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,743 - Yeah. - Yeah? All right. 196 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,440 - Okay, any time you're ready. - Okay. 197 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:19,013 - Oh, what? What's wrong now? - Ruined again! 198 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:22,350 - Whoa! Jesus! - Hey, man. 199 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:25,254 - I thought you guys were in jail. - Parole. 200 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:29,693 We heard you guys have a, uh, "anything goes" type situation here. 201 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:32,731 - Can we get a couple glasses of milk? - What? No. 202 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,266 - No. You can't have milk. - You can't have milk. No. 203 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,303 - Come on, man. - Oh, for... You know what? Get out of here. 204 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:43,399 Could you guys go over there for a second? We gotta talk for a second. If you could just... 205 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,171 - What are we gonna do? - I did not see this coming. 206 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,544 We cannot have the McPoyle brothers in here creeping everybody out. 207 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:53,107 What if Charlie comes in here? He sent them to jail. They may be planning to stab him. 208 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,119 They bang each other, Dennis. 209 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:58,588 And they bang each other. They bang each other's... 210 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,354 All right, let's set up a couple rules. We'll set up a couple rules. 211 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:06,194 Okay, guys, you can stay. But none of your weird shit. 212 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,028 I don't follow. 213 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,898 All right, listen. We've heard some things about you two. 214 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:15,339 I'm not gonna get into the specifics. We just don't want it in the bar, okay? 215 00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:19,904 It's a free country, bitch. 216 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,823 We may have a problem on our hands, dude. 217 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,223 Do we have any sharp knives? 218 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:38,229 - What? - These guys are maniacs. They wanna start bettin' fingers. 219 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,356 - Fingers? - What are you talking about? 220 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,231 If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers. 221 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,032 - I've never seen anything like it in my life! - This has gone way too far! 222 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,596 - This is getting ridiculous. Your friends, they gotta go! - Bullshit! 223 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,733 You are killing our freedom, man! 224 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,506 This is what freedom's all about. I'm living on the edge. 225 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,513 Okay, we're gonna find a compromise here, all right? 226 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,709 - Uh, we'll take the bar and you can have the basement! - Yes! 227 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:00,251 You want to put me in the basement? 228 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,787 - Yeah. You can do whatever you want! - Anything goes in the basement! 229 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,915 - If I go in the basement, I can do anything I want? - Anything you want! 230 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:09,085 - No holds barred? There's no limits? - No limits! 231 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:12,358 - None. - All right. I'll take the basement. 232 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:16,697 - Great. - And now, if you don't mind, I'll take those knives. 233 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:20,535 - All right. Get the knives. - Yeah. And use 'em. 234 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,508 What the hell happened in here? 235 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,571 Looks likeJonestown. 236 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,049 - Oh, look who it is! - Come to join the party, huh? 237 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,280 - No. We came back to work. - Oh, have you? 238 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,914 - I guess the strike's over, Mac. - The workers have returned. 239 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:40,823 Uh, I wasn't on strike, okay? I still need to make a living. 240 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,590 What in the hell has been going on in here? And where is that music coming from? 241 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:47,461 From the basement. Frank and the boys have been rocking all night long. 242 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,626 - Doing what? - I have no idea. But I bet it's fun. 243 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,693 We've had a line of 50 people outside every night. 244 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,966 Yep. See, our bar is about fun and freedom. 245 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,973 I don't know if you guys have ever heard of that. Freedom? 246 00:12:56,041 --> 00:13:00,375 Yeah. Stick around, bitches. You might learn something about the good old U.S. Of"A." 247 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,311 Hey, Charles. 248 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,781 - Holy shit! - How's it hanging? 249 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:07,341 What? No! What? No! What are these guys doing here? 250 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,751 Charlie, settle. 251 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,791 Yeah, man. Chillax. We're cool. 252 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,792 Bump it. 253 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,929 - No. I'm not gonna bump your... Please go. - No. 254 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,398 Please walk away. Please walk away from me. Please walk away from me. 255 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,095 Walk away. 256 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,661 How could you do this to me? 257 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,106 Okay, Charlie. We don't want them in the bar either, okay? But freedom has a price. 258 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,110 The McPoyles are probably gonna stab me. 259 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,477 If freedom has its price... I can't believe you guys! You know what? 260 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,346 Let me kick down a little thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me. 261 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:43,980 It goes, "Don't tread on me." And right now you guys are treading all over me! 262 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,853 - Dee, let's roll. - I don't want to go with you. 263 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,517 - What? - Mm-mmm. 264 00:13:47,593 --> 00:13:49,891 - You're my actor. I need you. - But you're so bad at protesting. 265 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,260 - Come on, Dee. You're my actor. - I don't want to go. 266 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,889 - Now you're treading on me! - I'm not treading on you. 267 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,900 Yeah, you are. You're treading on me. And you're not supposed to! 268 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,734 - I don't want to go. - Are you kidding me? Is everyone gonna tread on me? 269 00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:03,263 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. 270 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,224 So you're still trying to be an actor then? 271 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,561 - Shut your mouth, Dennis. - So now I can call her a failure. 272 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,828 - I am not a failure. - Dennis, what is it that you call it... 273 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,427 - when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed? - Oh, yeah. 274 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,995 - Uh, that would, in fact, be a failure. - Dee's a failure. 275 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,338 Okay. You want to see some acting? You want to see some acting? 276 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:41,847 Guess what. I am gonna act the shit out of somebody's ass. 277 00:14:43,915 --> 00:14:46,748 So here's the thing, Artemis. I know last time we saw each other... 278 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:49,548 things got kind of awkward when you licked my brother's face. 279 00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:51,851 But I need some help from an actor... 280 00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:55,757 'cause I've been doing this gig with my friend Charlie, and he is really bringing me down. 281 00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:59,729 - Oh. Not everyone has the gift. - Hmm. 282 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,925 Want to smoke some hash? 283 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,437 No. Thank you. So can you help me here? 284 00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:08,563 - What's the venue? - The sidewalk. 285 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,234 - I don't do sidewalks. - Okay. See, that's what I thought. 286 00:15:11,309 --> 00:15:13,641 But then I realized if you think about it... 287 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:18,115 street performing, it's the last true form of organic artistic expression. 288 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:21,209 - Is that so? - Yes. I think you and I need to get out there. 289 00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:23,948 We need to prove to the world that we still got it. 290 00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:26,820 Sweet, Sweet Dee... 291 00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:30,259 it's not something you can lose, okay? 292 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:32,626 Right. So let's go show the world. 293 00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:35,564 Is there any nudity involved? 294 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:39,070 - No. - Can there be? 295 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:42,072 No. 296 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,335 I'll do it anyway. 297 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,013 I don't understand this. 298 00:15:54,085 --> 00:15:57,452 McPoyles. McPoyles everywhere, dude. 299 00:15:57,522 --> 00:16:00,286 Girls don't want to go wild in this environment, not even for T-shirts! 300 00:16:00,358 --> 00:16:04,419 - Hey, man. My sister wants to ask you something. - What? 301 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,327 - She's mute, dude. - Mute? 302 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,195 Okay, what? 303 00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,826 - She wants to show you her boobies. - What? 304 00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,529 - No! No! No! - No. No. 305 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,198 Trust me. They're top-notch. 306 00:16:15,273 --> 00:16:16,865 - Goddamn it! Goddamn it! - That is disgusting! 307 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,603 - What is wrong with you people? - That's your sister! 308 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:23,239 Hey, man. There's nothing wrong with us. We're just expressing ourselves. 309 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,442 Society has the problem. 310 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,880 Where do you keep your Pledge? 311 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,891 - Get out of here. - Get the hell out of here. 312 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,621 - Go away. Go with your brother and sister. - Take a walk. 313 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,391 Dee, thank you so much for this acting opportunity. 314 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:42,592 I can tell it is going to be a glorious performance. 315 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:46,068 Those guys are full of shit, Artemis. There's not 50 people here. 316 00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,731 - Focus, Dee, focus! - But that's the reason why we're here. 317 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,776 - Those guys said there would be a big crowd. - We'll draw them in. 318 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:56,473 All right. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please gather around. 319 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,642 You're about to see an original street performance. 320 00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,983 Take yourselves to the foggy streets of London. 321 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,885 The year is 1888. 322 00:17:04,956 --> 00:17:09,086 There's a killer on the loose. His name, Jack the Ripper. 323 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,460 Two women walking alone home from a holiday cotillion. 324 00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:16,159 I say... 325 00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,361 Get out of here! Get out of here! 326 00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:20,734 - If you come to this bar, you're gonna get cancer and die! - What are you doing? 327 00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:23,603 We're protesting the bar! Attica! Attica! 328 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,610 Attica, man! Attica, man! 329 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:29,340 - Attica, man! Attica! - What are you doing? 330 00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:32,906 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, man! What are you doing? - Tying off. 331 00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:35,077 No! No! No! Go tie off somewhere else! 332 00:17:35,153 --> 00:17:37,553 - I thought we could do whatever we want. - Give me the hose. 333 00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:39,590 Give me the little rubber hose. Whoa, he's got a knife! 334 00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:41,989 Okay, great. He's got a knife. Of course he does! Why not? 335 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,255 You know what? Keep the little rubber hose! Good luck with that. 336 00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,093 Good life decision, man. 337 00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,099 Mac, I think we gave people too much freedom. 338 00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:51,101 Yeah, you're right, man. I'll call the cops. 339 00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,467 No, no, no, no, no. We can't call the cops. That's admitting failure. 340 00:17:53,538 --> 00:17:55,836 Dennis, we gave people too much freedom. That's the problem! 341 00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:59,502 - All they do is exploit it! - It's becomes anarchy. That is not what America is all about. 342 00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:03,604 - No. - I mean, America is... Oh, my God! 343 00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:06,883 Yeah. 344 00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:15,386 Come on, Dee! Don't quit! Come on. We just rocked out there, Dee! 345 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,657 - Oh, we did? Yeah, we did. - Don't be a quitter. Okay? 346 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,062 I don't care. I don't want to act anymore. I quit. I want to drink. 347 00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:23,760 - That's what I would like to do for the rest of my life. - Don't give up. 348 00:18:23,835 --> 00:18:26,599 - Why don't you leave me alone? - Can you imagine an America where everyone just gives up? 349 00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:28,263 - I don't care. - Okay, great. Let's just give up! 350 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:31,240 - All right, Charlie. - Have you come to gloat and shove it in my face? 351 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,675 - No. - No, it's okay. You can. You know why? 352 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:36,270 - 'Cause I give up. I'm living in give-up America now. - What are you talking about? 353 00:18:36,347 --> 00:18:38,781 - Will you shut up? - Look at this! I'm gonna be a smoker too. 354 00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,648 - You don't have to smoke, Charlie. - No, we can. You know why? 355 00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:45,280 'Cause we give up. We live in give-up America. I live in give-up America. 356 00:18:45,356 --> 00:18:47,790 We're living in America... Hey, Ryan. How are you doing? 357 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:50,419 Look, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if you're not too busy... 358 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:52,929 showering in your brother's urine or plotting your revenge against me... 359 00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:54,760 you mind lighting my cigarette? 360 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,358 Thanks, bro. Hey, Liam. I'm sorry I sent you to jail, man. 361 00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:01,701 But any time you wanna stab me, it'd be really great for me. 362 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:05,607 - That's what you get, Charlie! - Whoa, hey! Get the hell out of here! 363 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,770 - You get fork stabbed! - Get out! 364 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,213 - Fork stabbed! - Get out! 365 00:19:11,282 --> 00:19:13,216 - And don't try to mess with us 'cause now we're even! - Get out of here! 366 00:19:13,284 --> 00:19:15,218 Nobody messes with the McPoyles! 367 00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,379 Oh, you had to make a scene, Charlie! 368 00:19:17,455 --> 00:19:20,117 You had to run your mouth in front of psychopaths, didn't you? 369 00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:22,421 - I just got stabbed with a fork! - Whose fault is that, Captain America? 370 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,553 - Way to go! - It's Dee's fault for quitting on me. 371 00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,563 - Oh, it's Dee's fault! - How is it... 372 00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,826 Maybe it's your fault for being horrible at everything! 373 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,562 - Here we go with this again. - Everybody pass the buck! Pass the blame! 374 00:19:31,636 --> 00:19:34,662 Dennis, we have to admit, it's over. It's done. 375 00:19:34,739 --> 00:19:36,969 We gotta get all of these assholes out of here right now. 376 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:40,909 Dee, you get everybody out of the bar. Charlie, you're a disappointment. 377 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,072 Come on. Let's go get everybody out of the basement. 378 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,981 God only knows what's going on down there. 379 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,906 I'll call the cops. 380 00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,917 Frank! 381 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:27,666 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org