1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,098 I think what Mac's trying to say... 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,104 is that it's probably the greatest movie of all time. 3 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:07,969 That's 'cause it is. 4 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,531 Rocky IV is not the greatest movie of all time. 5 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,076 Dee, what do you consider to be a good movie? 6 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:13,374 - I don't know, like, Million Dollar Baby... - Oh, come on. 7 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:17,007 - Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous. - Come on. It won an Oscar. 8 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,017 Rocky IV has Stallone in it... 9 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,144 and he bashes a Russian's face to all smithereens. 10 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,883 Lifting anvils and shit, and pulling trucks through the snow. 11 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,891 Million Dollar Baby is totally unrealistic. 12 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:27,950 - Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles. - It's true. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,553 Okay, that is a horribly sexist thing to say. 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,564 It's not sexist. It's just truthful. 15 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:34,566 Girls can't pull trucks through snow. 16 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:36,602 - Can you pull trucks through snow? - I absolutely could. 17 00:00:36,669 --> 00:00:38,762 - You can barely walk in the snow. - Excuse me. 18 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,102 Time out. Is the truck parked in neutral? 19 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,734 - Hey! - What, dude? 20 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,438 Empty your pockets. 21 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:50,176 - Now. - Okay. 22 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,686 Hey, let's just all stay calm. 23 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:01,593 Nice friends. 24 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:09,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 25 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:37,256 Maybe... one to two inches of snow? 26 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:40,299 - One to two inches... - And a Ford F-150. 27 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:43,130 Right. In park, but no emergency brake. 28 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:46,263 Maybe I could pull it four feet. 29 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:49,775 - I'd give him four feet. - I'd give him five. What's with the gym bag? 30 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,573 Just got back from a "Boxercise" class at the gym. 31 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:56,012 "Boxercise"? What kind of queer shit is that? 32 00:01:56,082 --> 00:02:00,542 - I'm learning self-defense. - You wanna learn self-defense, you come to Daddy. 33 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,851 I mean, all during the '60s, before I met my whore wife, I was a boxer. 34 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,857 They called me Frankie Fast Hands. 35 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,758 Frankie Fast Hands, everybody. Yeah, keep livin' in the past, Dad. 36 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:12,491 Is this about that stupid Million Dollar Baby movie, Dee? 37 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,726 No, actually, Mac, it's about being left with a mugger... 38 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,031 because my chickenshit brother and his friends ditched me. 39 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:19,128 - You ditched your sister? - Absolutely. 40 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:21,139 - With a mugger... - The guy had a knife. 41 00:02:21,207 --> 00:02:23,437 Of course we did. What were we supposed to do? 42 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:26,308 If I was there, I would have used my Frankie Fast Hands technique. 43 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,643 Technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives. 44 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:31,548 Yeah. In boxing, there are rules. On the streets, we ain't got no rules. 45 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:33,552 Ain't no rules out on the streets. 46 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,714 - You guys got no rules on the streets, you. - Oh, please. 47 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,757 Will you stop talking about the streets... 48 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,793 you three jackasses, like you've been there? 49 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:45,729 I mean, any underground street fight in Philadelphia, you'd find tons of technique. 50 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:49,359 - You think you could teach me? - In a month I'll have you kicking all their asses. 51 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:51,460 Right. See you then. 52 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,529 Dennis, I have an idea. 53 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:02,180 - Well, this is awesome. - Yeah. This is amazing. 54 00:03:02,248 --> 00:03:04,182 There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful. 55 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,718 Yeah, and we were totally right. These guys don't have technique. 56 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,812 They get all cranked up like animals and beat the Christ out of each other. 57 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,823 Look at all this money being thrown around. 58 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:15,190 - Dude, we gotta get in on this. - Oh, yeah. 59 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:17,695 - Really, I think it's about who can take the biggest beating. - Yeah. 60 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,426 Get up! 61 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,434 You know who can take a really good beating? 62 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,935 - Charlie. - Charlie. 63 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:28,368 Here she is... The old gym. 64 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,375 Smell that? 65 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:33,606 - That's the smell of hard work. - And feet. 66 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,377 That's the smell of big dreams. The smell of glory. 67 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:40,613 - It smells like feet. - And feet. Does smell like feet. 68 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,281 - Frank? - Oh, shit. 69 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,415 Frankie Fast Hands! 70 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:48,790 - Holy crap. I knew it was you. I haven't seen you in years. 71 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:52,388 Hey-Hey-Hey, Frankie, it's me. Bobby Thunderson. 72 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,558 - Yes. Yes. Yes, Bobby. - Look at you! 73 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,102 You... really let yourself go. 74 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,798 Oh-Oh, are you trying to get back into fighting form? 75 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:03,467 No, I'm actually, uh, teaching my daughter some self-defense. 76 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:06,171 Holy... Holy shit, man. I'm training my daughter too. 77 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,909 Hey, what do you know? Hey, look at her. Look at her over there. 78 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,043 Look, look, look. Oh! 79 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:15,314 Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh? 80 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:17,754 Like her old man, huh? 81 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,985 - Well, it's really nice seeing you, Bob. - Yeah. 82 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:22,254 Hey, don't listen to everything this guy tells you. 83 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,819 You don't wanna get knocked out in the first round. 84 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:27,457 Oh, my God, that's an annoying sound he makes. 85 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,763 - Ass... hole. - Yeah, asshole. 86 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,600 Okay, don't listen to anything he says. He's a real creep. 87 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:35,300 All right, now. Here, we're gonna start weight training. 88 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,139 First things first... Squats. 89 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:42,746 Okay. That's it. 90 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:44,749 Uh, that looks really heavy. 91 00:04:44,817 --> 00:04:47,342 Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout. 92 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,581 We gotta really get into it. It's gonna hurt. 93 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:53,854 - Yeah, but I can't lift that. - Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me. 94 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,861 Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. 95 00:04:56,929 --> 00:05:01,332 Then you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles... 96 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:04,802 and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place. 97 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:09,200 Not one of those things sounds right to me at all. 98 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:10,902 Look. You wanna fight like a man? 99 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,538 You gotta train like a man. Now, come on. Gimme a squat. 100 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:17,242 - Ready. Go! - Oh, my God! 101 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,308 - Go. Keep it up. - Daddy, I can't. 102 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:22,081 - It's... I can't. - Keep it up. Keep it up. 103 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,187 At least I got the one. Right? 104 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,251 Yeah. Get out, get out, get out. 105 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,233 We got a lot of work to do. 106 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,064 Good, good. 107 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,070 - Ah! - Mm-hmm. 108 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,470 What are we doing? 109 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,566 Charlie, you're, like, the toughest guy we know. 110 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:45,770 - Yeah? - So nobody can kick your ass, right? 111 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,779 - Practically invincible. - Yeah. 112 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,781 Yeah, what's your point though? 113 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,976 Well... So here's what's gonna happen, pal. 114 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:54,542 Dennis and I are gonna train you... 115 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,054 to be an underground street fighter. 116 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,114 What? That is brilliant. 117 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,820 - Yeah, it is. - Okay, what's the first step? 118 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:04,727 - First step is getting that shirt off. - Yeah, let's get that shirt off. 119 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,322 - Why would I do that? - That shirt's just gonna weigh you down. 120 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,368 Yeah, and Rocky never wears a shirt when he trains... 121 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,665 so let's just go ahead and rip that bad boy off. 122 00:06:11,738 --> 00:06:14,434 I think I'm gonna wear it. 123 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,169 That's ridiculous. You can't train and wear a shirt, dude. 124 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:20,007 Now it's becoming this whole big thing. It feels a little gay. 125 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,172 - It's not gay. Just take your shirt off. - It's not gay. 126 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:26,241 Why can't I just get, like, all excited and passionately rip it off in the moment? 127 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,948 - Why can't you just take your shirt off for us? - Just drop it for now. 128 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:32,252 All right, all right. Uh, maybe you should punch something. 129 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,759 - There you go. - Yeah, you should punch something... 130 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,727 Why don't you punch this board? 131 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,957 Okay. Hold it steady for me. 132 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,192 - Watch your eyes. - All right, come on. 133 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,201 Oh! 134 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,635 Oh, that's... 135 00:06:45,705 --> 00:06:47,935 - That looks like it stings. - Oh, my God. 136 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:51,340 - What's that made out of? - It's a board, so it's, you know, made out of wood. 137 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,606 - It's, like, particle board. - It's, like, harder than wood, dude. 138 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:55,613 - No. - It's actually softer than wood. 139 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:58,013 - Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood. - Petrified wood. 140 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,109 - What happened, man? I thought you were... - I don't know. 141 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:02,211 - I wasn't drunk enough. - You should be drunk for this. 142 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,586 - We should all be drunk for this. - Let's get really drunk. 143 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,682 - All right. - Yeah. You know what? I'll get some beers. 144 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,693 - Come with me. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 145 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,695 Let him go. 146 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:16,801 - Mmm. - I don't know what happened. 147 00:07:16,869 --> 00:07:20,270 - Mmm. Mmm. - Mmm. 148 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,903 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Deandra, we've been at this for days now. 149 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:28,242 It's like you have no motor skills. 150 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:32,307 Just grab that bar and jerk it down behind your neck. 151 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,785 Hey! How's the chip off the old block doin'? 152 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:38,756 - Bobby, not now, okay? - Hey, your old man ever tell you how we fought back in '61? 153 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,919 They billed it as "Beauty Versus the Beast." 154 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,053 Wasn't much of a fight. First-round knockout. 155 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:46,291 - He went down like a... - Wait, wait, wait. 156 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,765 Hold on a second. What's goin' on with you, Thunderson? 157 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,826 What, are you trying to humiliate me? 158 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:53,599 Uh, I think you did that to yourself 40 years ago. 159 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:56,267 You know damn well you hit me after the bell. 160 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:59,368 - That was a cheap shot. - What are you... You know, excuses are like assholes. 161 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,379 Everybody's got one, and they all stink. 162 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,881 - Oh, yeah? You wanna go at it right now? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 163 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:06,077 You wanna settle this now? Let's do it right here. 164 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,086 Let's settle this son of a bitch right here. 165 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:11,146 Hey, hey. Take it easy here. Jesus. Show a little class, will ya? 166 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,057 Geez. Look, I'm an old man. I don't fight no more. 167 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,219 I let my daughter do my fighting for me. 168 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:19,230 And maybe in a couple years, when this little graham cracker... 169 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:21,994 might have the stuff to compete, maybe we'll see. 170 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,832 Wait. You know what, asshole? Why don't you go to hell? 171 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:28,840 - Dee, stay out of this. - No. This guy has been all over us since we walked in. 172 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,842 I tell you what, jerk. Why don't you take you big mouth... 173 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,844 and go someplace else with it? 174 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:35,403 Listen, little buttercup, I'm just bustin' your old man's balls. 175 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,075 - You don't have to get your panties in an uproar. - Oh, my God. 176 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,414 Are you standing there? Come on, move. 177 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:43,751 - That guy is such an asshole. - Don't blame it on him. 178 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:47,589 You're not makin' any progress. I'm goin' to get the jump rope. 179 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:53,893 - Men are such pricks. - Oh, tell me about it. 180 00:08:53,966 --> 00:08:56,628 I bet you're real tired of them pushing you around. 181 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,636 Oh, God, you have no idea. 182 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,195 If only there was a way that you could be... 183 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:04,402 physically tough enough to intimidate men. 184 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,002 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 185 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:10,742 Let's just say I provide a much-needed service around this place. 186 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:14,752 Step into the shadows and, uh, we'll talk. 187 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:18,483 Yeah? 188 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,891 Mac and Dennis, dude. Open the door. 189 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,828 - What? - It's Mac and Dennis. Open the door. 190 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,831 Open the door, bro. 191 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,026 All right, guys. Hang on a second. It's like, uh... 192 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:31,569 It's like 11:00 in the morning here. 193 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,571 - We don't care. Open the door. - Surprise, bitch. 194 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:38,133 You're hittin' me with that? 195 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,269 Charlie, let's be honest. Punching boards isn't your thing. 196 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,576 - But that's okay. - Yes, that's okay, because for you... 197 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,741 it's not gonna be about inflicting punishment... 198 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:47,650 it's gonna be about having punishment inflicted upon you. 199 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,154 - We need to smash things all over your body. - Yes! 200 00:09:50,222 --> 00:09:52,156 - No. - Yes. 201 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:54,692 - We need to build up your tolerance to beatings. - Hence the smashing. 202 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,957 - We used a trash can, but Dennis wanted to use a chair. - I think he's ready. 203 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,055 - That's way too excessive at this point. - That guy's ready. 204 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,225 - He's not ready for a chair. - I'm tellin' you, he's ready. 205 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,735 Hey! Guys! I can handle a chair. Go get a chair. 206 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,238 See what you're doing to him? You're getting him all worked up. 207 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,070 - He's the toughest guy we know. - Yes, he is, but he... 208 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:12,838 Hey, Mac! Get a chair, smash it on my back. 209 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,574 That's the right attitude. He's got the right attitude. 210 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:19,948 I'll tell you what. Charlie, go put on those little short-shorts. 211 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,953 - Let's take things to the next level. - Yeah. 212 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,615 - But first things first. Let's get good and drunk. - Let's get drunk! 213 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,417 - Whoa! - Whoa! Whoo! 214 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:32,487 Drink this. Drink this. 215 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:38,928 Now, just to be clear, these aren't steroids, right? 216 00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:40,938 No, no, no, no. Of course not. 217 00:10:41,006 --> 00:10:43,702 These are performance-enhancing supplements. 218 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,643 Okay, so how long before I start to notice something? 219 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,476 This is the good stuff. You'll feel it almost immediately. 220 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:52,813 But I should warn you, you may experience some mood swings... 221 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,819 some irrational thinking here and there... 222 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,583 but it is nothing compared to the long-term effects. 223 00:10:57,656 --> 00:11:01,456 - Which are what? - You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye he swallowed it? 224 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,394 I'll get some water. 225 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,432 - How you feel, man? You drunk? - Yeah. I'm pretty wasted. 226 00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:09,967 - Great. So what do we smash first? - I wanna smash a crate. 227 00:11:10,035 --> 00:11:12,162 - Yeah, a crate on his back. - Why don't you punch me? 228 00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:14,228 - Punch you? Punch you? - What? 229 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:16,501 I'm probably gonna get punched a lot in the tournament, right? 230 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,509 - Yeah. All right. - Okay, that's a good point. 231 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,670 - Let's punch him. - Pop that shirt off, and we'll start punching. 232 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,771 - Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah, man. 233 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:26,340 Every time I'm gonna take... 234 00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:28,352 - Why can't you just take it off? - Just take it off. 235 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,581 - You're ruining the moment. - What is with you and the moment? 236 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,146 You know what? Forget it. Forget it. 237 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,158 - Who do you want to punch you first? - I don't care. 238 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:41,927 - That was good. - Well, you caught me off guard. 239 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,798 That was a big part of it. 240 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:48,135 - That was the same spot. The same, exact spot. - Yeah. 241 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,198 Charlie, if we keep this up, you're gonna be... 242 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:52,334 the best underground street fighter ever, bro. 243 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,973 - Okay. Okay. Deandra. - Just 10 more minutes. 244 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:59,142 - No, no. That's it. Dee, that's... - I love it. I need more of it. 245 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,152 It's dangerous. Enough. Enough. 246 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,519 Come on, what the hell has gotten into you the last couple of days? 247 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,615 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 248 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:09,286 You think I can't do this by myself? You think I'm on something? 249 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:10,692 - "On something"? - Yeah. 250 00:12:10,762 --> 00:12:12,957 - I never said you were on something. - Then don't. Don't start. 251 00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:15,693 Hey, now we're talkin' here. She's a killer. 252 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:17,325 You're goddamn right I'm a killer. 253 00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:19,802 You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup. 254 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:22,500 - I will eat your babies, bitch. - Bring it! 255 00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:25,509 - Nobody's eating babies. - Hey, you lookin' to spar, little girl? 256 00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:27,545 - No. No fight. She's not ready. - Oh, I'm ready. 257 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,843 - No, you're not ready. - I'm ready! Let me eat her babies. 258 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,475 - What about next Friday, huh? - Yeah. How's Friday? 259 00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,815 - You're crazy. - How's Friday to you? 260 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:36,718 What's the matter, "Frankie Fat Hands"? 261 00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:39,222 - You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out just like you did? - Hey! 262 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,020 - Get this lion off of me here. - No! 263 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,687 No! You stop it. This is my fight. Do you understand me? 264 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:46,526 I'm sick of men getting in my way. This is my fight. You hear me? 265 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:49,658 - You hear what I'm saying? - Maybe we should leave these two alone, huh? 266 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:52,329 Okay. We'll see you next Friday, huh? 267 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,804 "Beauty Versus the Beast II." 268 00:12:54,873 --> 00:12:57,603 Come on, Brianna. Here we go. 269 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,110 - You're not ready for this fight. - Oh, I have an idea, Dad. 270 00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:03,944 Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bag? 271 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,248 I'm gonna paralyze this bitch. 272 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,415 Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right? 273 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,186 I'm trying to find my goddamn headband. Is that okay? 274 00:14:54,259 --> 00:14:57,285 Is it okay with you if I find my headband before I come down there? 275 00:14:57,362 --> 00:14:59,455 Is that all right with you, Dad? Jesus! 276 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,556 Why didn't we get the orange one like I said? 277 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:04,568 This one might as well be goddamn camouflaged! 278 00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:07,571 Oh, good. Are you happy now? 279 00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:10,005 I just punched a hole in my wall! 280 00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:18,005 Are you sure you're okay, dude? 281 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,017 No, I'm not. 282 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,417 I start thinking, you know, and it makes... 283 00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:25,354 It makes me so angry. 284 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:31,595 What am I saying? 285 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,765 Okay. Were gonna go... 286 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,063 We're gonna go sign you up for the fight. 287 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,365 - Yes! - And you stay here and eat your eggs. 288 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,271 Have the... Have... Make sure you eat some of the sandwich. 289 00:15:42,340 --> 00:15:45,434 - Yeah, you can just meet us down there, all right? - Can you meet us later? 290 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,911 Meet you later? Can I meet you later? 291 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:51,448 - Are you gonna meet us? - Yes, I'm gonna meet you there later! 292 00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:53,381 All right. 293 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,630 All right, sign here, here and here. 294 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,725 And what is this? 295 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:15,034 These are waiver forms in case your fighter is seriously injured... or killed. 296 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:18,076 Oh, we don't care about that. Sign away. 297 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,077 - What's the, uh, fighter's name? - Clown Baby. 298 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,943 - Clown Ba... Clown Baby? - Yeah. 299 00:16:23,014 --> 00:16:26,916 - You mean like a baby clown? - Not a baby clown. A clown ba... 300 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,545 It's like a baby... It's like a clown that is a baby. 301 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:33,421 - I said cl... clown baby. - Mm-mmm. You said baby clown. 302 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,426 - I don't even care. - Yep. 303 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,395 "Clown Baby"? What in the hell kind of a name is Clown Baby? 304 00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:41,261 Bro, it's perfect. Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clown Baby. 305 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,766 He's gonna be a huge underdog. 306 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:46,600 - Which means we stand to make even more money off him. - Exactly. 307 00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:49,731 - Oh, that's brilliant. - Hey, pal, 500 bucks on Clown Baby. 308 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,242 Oh, Dennis. 500? That's all we got, dude. 309 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:55,939 You saw Charlie. We turned that kid into an animal. 310 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,778 Oh, yeah? Call me a Holocaust victim? Say you're prettier than me? 311 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,913 Okay, maybe that part might be a little bit true. 312 00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:08,016 We'll see how pretty you are as soon as I punch a hole in your... 313 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,027 Wha... 314 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,029 Where the he... 315 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,361 Who took my shit? 316 00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:16,366 I might have had some. 317 00:17:17,435 --> 00:17:19,494 What did you just say, you little bitch? 318 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,036 I might have had some of your pills or whatever. 319 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:31,081 Oh, yeah? 320 00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:34,482 I am gonna punch a hole through your face. 321 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,953 I'd like to see you try that. 322 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:39,252 Yeah? 323 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:48,328 - Ooh, you're gonna die! - Oh, I am gonna rip your face off... 324 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,131 - You're gonna die! - Make a shirt out of it, and I'm gonna wear it. 325 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:56,834 I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off, and then you're gonna die! 326 00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,403 What the... Hey, listen, lady. 327 00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:06,382 You wanna beat up on your little boyfriend, you go do it somewhere else. 328 00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:08,544 Watch the car. 329 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,521 - Dude, where the hell is your fighter? - He'll be here. 330 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,000 - He'll be here when? - Soon! 331 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:27,300 - Okay, you have five minutes to put a fighter in that ring. - Okay. 332 00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:29,840 Just got off the phone with Charlie. 333 00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,842 - Well, where is he? - He's in jail with Dee. 334 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,378 - What? - Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines... 335 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,539 and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar. 336 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,345 - Amphetamines? - Yeah, like, steroids or something. I don't know. 337 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:41,851 - Damn it, Charlie. - Look at the dude he was supposed to fight. 338 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,548 - He's the scrawniest... - I know! Charlie would have killed that guy. 339 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:45,715 We're gonna miss out on all this money. 340 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:47,758 - Anybody could kick that guy's ass. - I know. 341 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,284 Come on. You could kick... You-You could kick that guy's ass. 342 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:53,388 You think? 343 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,628 Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're, like, the second toughest guy I know. 344 00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,032 I did bash Charlie good a couple times. 345 00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,400 - You almost hurt him once. - With the bottle? 346 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,995 - Yeah, and that's next to impossible. - That was good. 347 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,006 - You're... You're good. - I am good. 348 00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:05,167 Yeah. 349 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:08,838 Tell you what. Um... Why don't you go stretch out. 350 00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:12,007 I'll talk to the bookie and let him know that Clown Baby... 351 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,017 has arrived. 352 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,653 - Let's do it. - All right. 353 00:19:17,722 --> 00:19:19,747 Goddamn it. 354 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:22,088 - Frankie, what's the deal? - She got arrested. 355 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,096 - Ah! I knew that skinny bitch would chicken out. - So we'll never get the fight. 356 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,598 That's a shame, Frankie. Lot of unanswered questions. 357 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,501 You want your fight? You got your fight. You and me, right now. 358 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,596 - Well, I... No. - What? Daddy, you can beat him. Come on. 359 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,199 - You're next. - It'll be like the old days. I will kill you. 360 00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,403 I will knock your nose off your face. 361 00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,742 You wanna knock something, you knock it off of me. 362 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,907 - That's right. - All right, you got a fight. 363 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,917 Greg, get my gloves. 364 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,453 - I'm sorry, bro. - Yeah, well, sorry's not gonna get our money back. 365 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,922 - He was so fast. - You should have moved around a little more and tired him out. 366 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:54,982 - We have nothing. - I don't know what to say. 367 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,427 - I gave it my best. - Yeah. You know what? Your best wasn't good enough. 368 00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,657 - Hey, you have the time? - Aw, not you again. 369 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:02,723 We don't have any money. We just lost it all. 370 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,769 - Empty your pockets. - Hey, meth-head. 371 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,861 Are you listening to me? We don't have any money. 372 00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,429 Do it, or I will kill you both. 373 00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:11,600 Okay, here you go. Look. Empty. 374 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,109 - Now you. - I don't have anything. 375 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,805 - Do it. - I don't have... 376 00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:17,575 - Just empty your pockets. - No. I'm not emptying 'em. I'm not even gonna... 377 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,776 I don't feel like standing in this alley all night. 378 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,876 - It's a matter of principle. - A matter of principle? 379 00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:25,719 - I don't feel like standing in an alley with a meth-head. - I'm gonna stab you, man! 380 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,850 - For the love of God, empty your pockets. - Okay. 381 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:35,830 - What the hell is that? - Give it to me. 382 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,801 You give us a second. 383 00:20:40,538 --> 00:20:42,699 Where did you get that money? 384 00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:45,642 I had to change the bet... a little. 385 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,008 - You bet against me? - I bet against you. 386 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,343 - Why would you bet against me? - It was the right move. 387 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:53,976 - I mean, you got your ass kicked. - Why wouldn't you tell me? 388 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:57,021 I could have taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked. 389 00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,989 Mac, it had to look real. 390 00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,288 Were you gonna tell me eventually? 391 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,930 - Yes. - Yeah? 392 00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:10,365 - I was going to tell you eventually. - Yeah? 393 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,199 You know what? Stab this son of a bitch. 394 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,205 Oh, wait a second. Oh, come on, Mac. 395 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,298 Don't be like that, man. You would have done the same thing. 396 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:21,243 Come on, don't act like a baby. 397 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,371 Please don't stab me. 398 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:26,541 Bash this ugly jerk's face in, Daddy. 399 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,712 - Your last chance to chicken out. - That ain't gonna happen, Bobby. 400 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:33,121 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - All right, Frankie. 401 00:21:33,191 --> 00:21:35,386 Seeing that we're a couple of old men here... 402 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,485 I think we should lay down some ground rules. 403 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:40,224 Now. Number one. 404 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,822 Holy shit! 405 00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:14,516 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org