1 00:00:00,390 --> 00:00:01,550 Gossip Girl here... 2 00:00:01,570 --> 00:00:02,790 Your one and the only source 3 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:05,400 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 4 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:07,620 I was willing to do what was necessary. 5 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:08,930 Including lying to Chuck. 6 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:10,680 I am K.C.. I am Olivia's publicist. 7 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,250 I am actually looking for a job. 8 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:13,730 Have you ever thought publicity? 9 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:15,130 How could've you never heard of Olivia Brook 10 00:00:15,150 --> 00:00:16,450 that "Endless Knights" series... 11 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,450 It's King Arthur with vampires. 12 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:18,330 She plays Guinevere. 13 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:21,540 My father turned his first profit by the time he was 22. 14 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:23,220 I hope to do it by the time I'm 21. 15 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:25,220 The manager of the inn wants to meet you. 16 00:00:25,260 --> 00:00:27,060 Horace Rogers, meet Chuck Bass. 17 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:27,920 Man, come here. 18 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,760 Constance is gonna be so different. 19 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:31,960 There's no more hierarchy, no more mean girls. 20 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,760 We're here to make sure you get exactly 21 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,070 what you want this year. 22 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:36,510 You need to be cold to be queen. 23 00:00:36,510 --> 00:00:38,600 Go make sure my spot's free at the met steps, 24 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:40,370 And wait there with a yogurt for me. 25 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 "How To Succeed in Bassness" 26 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:52,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 27 00:00:56,350 --> 00:00:59,130 All Hallows' eve... The one day of the year 28 00:00:59,270 --> 00:01:01,730 it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. 29 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:06,440 The only question is... Who do you want to be? 30 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:13,180 There are costumes to make men feel like boys again 31 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,010 or turn little girls into queens. 32 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:20,210 Jenny, please let me go through this closet. 33 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:22,080 There's no room for your new things. 34 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:27,450 - Does this even fit you anymore? - Yes. 35 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,690 Perfectly. All of it does. 36 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:43,820 We're 183 on Travelocity, 37 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,160 right behind the Holiday Inn LaGuardia. 38 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,000 Who needs travel sites, 39 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,450 with their huddled masses 40 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,870 searching the internet late night, trolling for deals? 41 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:52,770 Without those masses 42 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,000 I'm at less than 20% occupancy for the holidays. 43 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:57,550 That's why you should open the club. 44 00:01:57,810 --> 00:01:59,760 Once that's the place to be seen, 45 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:01,520 you'll be so booked, you can turn away 46 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,790 the tasteless tourists in fanny packs. 47 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:06,090 I was thinking an '80s theme. 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,630 Although shoulder pads can be overwhelming 49 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:09,890 on my delicate frame. 50 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,790 This is a business, not a high school party. 51 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:17,170 I told you I was sorry for my little transgression, 52 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,670 and you forgave me. 53 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,020 Now either make me kiss a girl already 54 00:02:21,020 --> 00:02:22,110 or let's move on. 55 00:02:22,990 --> 00:02:25,550 I apologize. I've been on edge lately. 56 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,280 With all my liquid assets tied up in this hotel, 57 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:30,310 I have to make sure everything gets done right. 58 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:33,020 "Right" for the Chuck Bass I know means "right now." 59 00:02:33,150 --> 00:02:34,640 People think I'm playing a game, 60 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,610 and they want me to lose. 61 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:39,310 I have to prove I'm not just Bart Bass' son. 62 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:41,840 My impulsive tendencies have no place 63 00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,990 in my life as a legitimate businessman. 64 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,460 Well, you're very sexy when you're legitimate. 65 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,030 Thank you. 66 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:50,840 I'm late to meet my accountant. 67 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,110 You understand I have to do this my own way. 68 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:55,390 Of course. 69 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:11,800 Mark? I want to book you for the opening of a new club. 70 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,160 All right, so I gotta ask. 71 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:17,160 Did you bring it? 72 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,260 Yeah. I got it. 73 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,040 Are you 100% sure you want to do this? 74 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:23,610 Yeah, you know, I mean, 75 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:24,980 Olivia and I have been dating for a couple weeks now. 76 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,770 It's getting pretty serious at this point. 77 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,840 I've waited so long, it's embarrassing. 78 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:32,310 Yeah, sure, but once you go there, you can't go back. 79 00:03:32,930 --> 00:03:34,420 Believe me, I... I know. 80 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,530 I know. I... I... I really think I'm ready. 81 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:38,670 Oh. Enjoy, man. 82 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,490 Six hours of pleasure. 83 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:47,890 So you really think the sight of Olivia in fake fangs 84 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,260 reciting stilted dialogue is gonna be a deal breaker, 85 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,400 don't you? Oh, the dialogue's awesome. 86 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:54,250 It's the, uh, it's the part without the talking. 87 00:03:54,260 --> 00:03:55,090 That's the problem. 88 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,550 I think I can handle some PG-13 bloodsucking. Come on. 89 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:01,000 Seriously, man, do you not get internet here in Brooklyn? 90 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,710 Okay. Patrick Roberts, who plays her vampire costar, 91 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:07,940 was her boyfriend the whole time they were shooting this. 92 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:10,340 All the blogs said they got really into it 93 00:04:10,340 --> 00:04:11,760 and started doing it for real, 94 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,570 like sex-tape-on- the-cutting-room-floor real. 95 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,250 I think the most disturbing part in all this 96 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:18,870 is that you've been reading "Endless Knights" blogs. 97 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:23,340 Okay, that's... I know you think you're okay with it, 98 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:25,080 but you don't want to watch your girlfriend with another guy. 99 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,230 I mean, comparing looks and noises... 100 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,490 No, see, that's the problem with your theory. 101 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,330 I don't... I don't... I have no idea if she makes noises yet. 102 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,730 We haven't gotten to the noises stage, 103 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,160 although we, uh, we do have plans tomorrow night, so... 104 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,430 Hold on a second. Maybe this is her. 105 00:04:36,430 --> 00:04:40,590 Spotted... one star with her hand in the cookie jar. 106 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,790 Even Perez Hilton knows our lonely boy 107 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:46,710 is going to be getting a Halloween treat. 108 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:48,050 What the hell is this? 109 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:51,370 It looks like Olivia's picking up some free... 110 00:04:51,370 --> 00:04:53,360 I know what she's doing. I want to know why. 111 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:58,940 I assume it's because she wants to practice safe sex. 112 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:00,020 She shouldn't be practicing anything 113 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:02,200 without Patrick Roberts, who's in Toronto on a movie. 114 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,790 This obviously means you didn't take care 115 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:06,100 of the Dan Humphrey situation like I asked you to. 116 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,480 It's not a situation. 117 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,500 It's a relationship. 118 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,150 They're very happy together. 119 00:05:10,150 --> 00:05:11,980 Well, since I'm not a couples counselor, 120 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,660 their happiness is irrelevant. 121 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:15,230 Serena, without "Endless Knights," 122 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:17,560 Patrick is on the road to Mark Hamill-hood. 123 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,240 Is that the guy from "Star Wars" that's not Harrison Ford? 124 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,850 Not dating Olivia is the nail 125 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:25,210 in Patrick's culturally relevant coffin. 126 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:27,480 I'm not being ironic about vampire movies. 127 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,650 I'm sorry about Patrick, but I told you, 128 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:31,320 if you want Dan and Olivia to break up, 129 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,060 that's something you're gonna have to do yourself. 130 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,440 Look, Olivia's trying 131 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,860 to be a "real" girl and not taking my calls, 132 00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:38,970 so I suggest you make yourself useful. 133 00:05:38,970 --> 00:05:41,460 Unless, of course, you see yourself delivering 134 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:43,170 James Franco's underwear for the rest of your life. 135 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:48,730 He needs them by noon. I'll be in my office. 136 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,720 So Rufus asked my size this morning. 137 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,830 Does this mean I'm getting a flannel? 138 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:57,120 No. He's just a costume enthusiast. 139 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,840 Oh. He likes Halloween more than 140 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,080 he likes Christmas and his birthday. 141 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,450 So we have to find a party, otherwise, I swear, 142 00:06:02,450 --> 00:06:03,850 he's gonna make us hand out candy, 143 00:06:03,850 --> 00:06:04,960 dressed as the Octo-babies. 144 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,650 Uh, speaking of creepy social anomalies... 145 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:10,890 The last time you handed her the yogurt, 146 00:06:10,890 --> 00:06:12,280 there was a spoonful missing. 147 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:15,480 Hmm. Time to get to work ruling the kingdom. 148 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,710 - You look queen-tastic. - Thank you. 149 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,350 And your yogurt with almonds. 150 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,180 It's all there. I checked. 151 00:06:22,180 --> 00:06:25,100 Are there skins on these almonds? 152 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:27,760 Fix it, and in a timely fashion, 153 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,420 otherwise you're all going 154 00:06:29,420 --> 00:06:31,540 as the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" for Halloween. 155 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:35,400 I mean, even if there are other Dillingers at the parade, 156 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,210 none of them will have 157 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,170 one of Johnny's actual suits from the movie. 158 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,240 Jenny, you should come to the village with us. 159 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:47,050 Uh, yeah. What are you guys doing sitting up here? 160 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:49,760 The birds decided to use our usual place as a restroom. 161 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,190 Oh, gross. 162 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:55,120 Um, do you guys mind moving down a couple steps? 163 00:06:58,010 --> 00:06:58,930 I'm sorry, but you know 164 00:06:58,930 --> 00:07:00,300 the whole "no one's supposed to sit higher than me" thing, 165 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,540 And if the girls see you up here, they're gonna take it 166 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:03,970 as a sign of weakness and... 167 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:04,880 We... we get it. 168 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,290 You can't lead if no one thinks they have to follow. It's cool. 169 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:15,310 Thank you. Not you. 170 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,880 Hello, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." 171 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,130 Looks like Jenny, sounds like Jenny, 172 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:21,600 is really a dark, power-hungry monster. 173 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,090 Oh, come on. She's still the same Jenny underneath. 174 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,530 She just has to wear the mask for school. 175 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:27,090 That mask is becoming her face. 176 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,990 Is she actually levitating? 177 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,470 Uh, I'm pretty sure that's green screen. 178 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,920 Is their acting this good in the rest of the movie? 179 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,330 I mean, just look at the way she's looking at him. 180 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:58,510 That's... that's love. That's... that's definitely love 181 00:07:58,510 --> 00:08:01,410 and lust and, uh, and gratitude... 182 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:02,720 Dude, it's an orgasm. Yeah. 183 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,740 I mean... Pfft. 184 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:08,210 It's completely understandable why you're freaking out. 185 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:09,550 No, I'm not... I'm not freaking out. 186 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:13,350 I'm just, you know, I'm processing this things. Yes. 187 00:08:13,350 --> 00:08:14,270 Yeah. 188 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,180 Oh, it's Olivia. 189 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,420 Yeah, I know. I just... I got this thing. 190 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,110 It's... it's like a flu. 191 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,830 Uh, can I call you in a couple days? 192 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:37,660 Okay. All right. Bye. 193 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:42,070 Mark Ronson is on hold 194 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,520 and I left word for the mixologist from Milk & Honey. 195 00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:45,680 I thought Chuck didn't want to 196 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,590 open his club till after the holidays. 197 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,210 Well, that's what he says. 198 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:50,890 He also says he wants to do it his way, 199 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,190 but that will change, just like it always does, 200 00:08:53,190 --> 00:08:54,310 when he sees my plan. 201 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:55,450 I don't know, B. 202 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:59,170 I tried to help Carter, and that just drove him away. 203 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,170 The good news is K.C.'s yelling at me all the time, 204 00:09:02,170 --> 00:09:03,910 and I don't have time to think about it. 205 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,310 Oh, this is probably her calling now, 206 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,670 Chuck, hey. 207 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,670 Am I alone? 208 00:09:16,820 --> 00:09:19,010 It's obviously about a gift. 209 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:20,950 Serena? 210 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,300 Yes. Hi. I'm here. Sorry. 211 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:26,060 Hotels that don't book 212 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:29,070 over the holiday season don't make it to the next. 213 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,400 I'm sorry. Are you in trouble? 214 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,210 Do you want me to call my mom to see if Bass Industries can help? 215 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,250 I don't want Bass help. I want a publicist. 216 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:37,630 Okay, great. 217 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:40,980 Um, well, I'll call Cond¨¦ Nast and tablet hotels right away. 218 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:44,450 No. I no longer have time for the establishment to accept me. 219 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,940 I need them to come begging. 220 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:49,920 I want to open my club tomorrow, Halloween. 221 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,720 See? My idea. 222 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,110 Okay, tomorrow. Absolutely. 223 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,060 And, Serena, 224 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,090 I don't want Blair anywhere near this. 225 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,230 Okay. Bye. 226 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:10,310 I'm sorry. 227 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,690 Clearly, Chuck hasn't forgiven you. 228 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:17,990 Looks like someone's ghosts tricks past 229 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,050 have come back to haunt this Halloween. 230 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,740 Swifty, you're the man. 231 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:33,960 No problem. 232 00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,800 Everything looks good here, Mr. Bass. 233 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,950 Thank you for moving so quickly. 234 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,370 I'm glad everything's up to code. 235 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,840 Up to code? Wow. 236 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,900 Not words I'd usually associate with Chuck Bass. 237 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:46,790 What can I tell you? It's the dawning of all back to the ol 238 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:50,550 Moonshine Martini. 239 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:52,260 With a call back to the old. 240 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:56,030 - This is perfect. - Thank you. 241 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,130 A speakeasy... 242 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,060 What could be more timely? 243 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,650 A place to escape the modern world 244 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:06,400 and violate its rules... Legald so himself. 245 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:07,570 Yeah, I'm surprised Blair isn't here. 246 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:08,930 What, are you guys in another fight? 247 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:12,180 A fight implies time and energy. 248 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:16,060 It's more of an ongoing detached distrust. 249 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,430 I can't believe he chose you over me. 250 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:20,430 I'm gonna ignore that because I know you broke his. 251 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,600 But, B., can you please try to keep your voice down 252 00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,770 the only way I can prove myself to K.C. 253 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,770 is if she doesn't find out about this party 254 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,580 until after I make it amazing. She'll try to take it all way. 255 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,810 It's not like Chuck hasn't kissed a guy before. 256 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:32,690 He said so himself. 257 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:36,430 Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's not about the kiss. 258 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,340 Your game is based on trust, 259 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,560 and you broke his. 260 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,520 Me? What do you call him pretending he's not mad at me? 261 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,550 That is the most untrustworthy thing I've ever seen. 262 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,320 I'm going to demand he let me help him. 263 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,160 Blair, I know this is hard to hear, 264 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,210 but maybe today is not about you. 265 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,180 Chuck has 24 hours to create something from scratch. 266 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:56,150 His liquor license hasn't even cleared yet. 267 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:59,210 Hi. No, I already faxed the permit 268 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:01,480 to control the sidewalk in front of Gimlet. 269 00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:03,150 Yes. 270 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:06,200 I know Chuck is anti-everything Bart Bass, 271 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,890 but his father must have had a better way 272 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:09,360 to get these things done. 273 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,930 Have you even been listening to anything 274 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,010 I've been saying to you? 275 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,000 Yes. This is not about me. 276 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,810 It is about Chuck. 277 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,700 So I'm going home. 278 00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:31,840 Hey, Lil. Vanya has a package you need to sign for. 279 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,160 Who would possibly send all this candy? 280 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:37,870 This is not package. This is package. 281 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,830 This is for the trick-or-treaters. 282 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:43,070 Oh, I had no idea you would get all of this 283 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:45,150 or I would have called you. Charles invited us 284 00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:47,470 to his club opening, and I want to go be supportive. 285 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:50,880 I'm sure Vanya would love to take all of this candy. 286 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,550 We're not going to that club opening. 287 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:54,130 But I already got costumes. 288 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,470 Aren't you the one that keeps telling me... 289 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,810 ...I shouldn't embarrass the kids? 290 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:59,090 Well, that's when you wanted us all to dress up like the Ramones. 291 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,500 Well, Jenny would make a great Joey. 292 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:03,540 This is a prohibition party... Classy, elegant. 293 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,720 There's nothing classy about being at a party with your parents. 294 00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,180 We can dress up and pass out candy. 295 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,860 Sorry about that, Vanya. 296 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,870 Sorry not to me. 297 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,410 Sorry to Mr. Rufus when he sees no trick-or-treaters 298 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,640 come into this building. 299 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,400 I know. He just seems so happy. 300 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,720 I couldn't bear to take his candy away yet. 301 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:41,190 Not bad, but it's prohibition, not "Last of the Mohicans." 302 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:42,900 Lose the feathers. 303 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:44,960 You seriously think that's the same Jenny 304 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,140 who took the bus from Brooklyn? 305 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,270 If you don't believe me, just go talk to her about it. 306 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,200 I've got a better idea. 307 00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:55,580 Did you make your own costume, Jenny? 308 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:59,080 No. It's vintage. Gaultier. 309 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:01,410 No way. 310 00:14:01,450 --> 00:14:03,580 - What's your problem? - Him. 311 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:06,590 No one's allowed to sit higher than you. 312 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,880 Hey, Jenny. 313 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,960 Jonathan, you know you can't sit up here. 314 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,640 Are you disobeying a direct order? 315 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,650 Sorry. The pigeons. 316 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,770 Bird poop is not our problem. 317 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,230 You guys will have to sit somewhere else. 318 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,090 Jenny, come on. What's... what's gonna happen 319 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:28,740 If we hang out here for a couple of minutes? 320 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,310 Girls? 321 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,960 Wow. Looks like you're feeling a lot better. 322 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,470 Yeah, thank you. 323 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,340 Um, yeah, it was, you know, it was just one of those, 324 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,670 uh, 24-hour things. Um, it was kind of weird. 325 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:58,570 Dan. 326 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:00,780 If this is about that cookie jar photo... 327 00:15:00,810 --> 00:15:02,870 If you're not ready, I totally understand. 328 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:03,680 Ready? No. No. 329 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:06,510 I'm... I-I love that picture of you. It's so flattering. 330 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:08,650 And who can resist free gifts 331 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,320 in, uh, in shiny wrappers? 332 00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,690 Did you watch that? 333 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,160 What? 334 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:20,230 Okay, so it's not about the cookie jar photo. 335 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,860 You think that I'm a bad actress. 336 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,140 What? No, no, no. I didn't... I wouldn't say "bad." 337 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,110 Which scene was it? 338 00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:28,420 Was it where I sucked that wolf man's blood? 339 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,670 Because that was a dummy wolf man, 340 00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:32,910 and it's really hard to play with a dummy. 341 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,920 Look, he... He made you levitate. Dan. 342 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,540 That's all acting. 343 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,560 Well, reigning blog opinion seems to be 344 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,170 that acting with your boyfriend, without your clothes on... 345 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,970 It's, um, you know, it's a sex tape. 346 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,970 Well, what the blogs don't know 347 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,570 is that Patrick was never my boyfriend. 348 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:07,010 Our whole relationship was strictly for publicity. 349 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,720 Have I ever told you what a great actress you are? 350 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:17,990 Listen, I never had feelings for Patrick like I do for you. 351 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,630 Okay? So can we please get back to somewhat normal? 352 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,440 Yeah. Yeah. Only if you promise to show me your free gifts. 353 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,980 Mm, well we can explore all of my health center acquisitions 354 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:29,130 tonight, after Chuck's club opening. 355 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,870 Let me just let Serena know that we're coming. Okay. 356 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:42,310 Why is M.K. bringing two guests to some gambling club opening? 357 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:45,620 I-I know you wanted me to make myself useful. 358 00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:48,450 I'm sorry. I-I wanted to surprise you. 359 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:51,520 By stealing my client list? 360 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,960 Pack your things. 361 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:57,090 K.C., wait. I-I only did this because I was trying 362 00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:00,030 to get Olivia and Patrick back together like you wanted. 363 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,600 Olivia is coming tonight. 364 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:05,140 All you have to do is fly Patrick in. Look. 365 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,040 Olivia's coming alone? 366 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:08,710 Yeah. 367 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,780 This better work. 368 00:17:13,810 --> 00:17:15,450 I promise it will. 369 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,950 In the future, 370 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:20,280 the only surprises I appreciate are cash and gifts. 371 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,390 This is Chuck Bass again, 372 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,730 regarding the status of my liquor license. 373 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,430 I look forward to hearing from you. 374 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,490 Voice mail again, huh? 375 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,370 With clubs closing all over the city, 376 00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,850 you'd think it'd be in their financial interest 377 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,030 to expedite things. 378 00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:44,590 The only "interests" those people understand 379 00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:47,430 comes in envelopes full of unmarked bills. 380 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,990 I seriously hope you're not thinking 381 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,980 about opening without a license. 382 00:17:55,020 --> 00:17:57,510 No. I'm considering what my father would do 383 00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:58,900 in this situation. 384 00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,870 I'm trying to find a suitable alternative. 385 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,340 This is Chuck Bass. 386 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:09,450 Mr. Bass, Frank Bennett from the A.B.C, 387 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:10,800 returning your call. 388 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:11,980 I wanted to let you know 389 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,760 your liquor license has been approved. 390 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,200 Effective immediately? 391 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,610 I'll deliver it myself later today. 392 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:20,240 Thank you very much, Mr. Bennett. 393 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:22,480 You see that, Horace? 394 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,150 Victory without deceit. 395 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,580 Seems like little Chuck... 396 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:29,170 finally stepped out from big bad Bart's shadow. 397 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,740 Too bad his girlfriend's still playing on the dark side. 398 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,340 What do you think? 399 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,650 Does it really play without the other Ramones? 400 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,680 I was gonna do Iggy, 401 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,580 but I thought it might scare the children. 402 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:59,580 Well, not that I don't enjoy you shirtless and in eyeliner, 403 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,400 but I do think you made the right choice. 404 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,910 I just don't want you to get your hopes up too high. 405 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,530 I know the kids care more about the candy than the costume, 406 00:19:06,550 --> 00:19:08,330 but I think they appreciate the effort. 407 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,590 Rufus, I know this is important to you, but honestly, 408 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:14,490 I can't remember the last time we had trick-or-treaters here. 409 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,180 That's because no one thinks you're home. 410 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,790 Well, but this year, I told them we'd be here, 411 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:18,920 and they all seemed pretty excited about it, 412 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,800 except for that guy on six who never makes eye contact. 413 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,180 It's hard to tell what he's feeling. 414 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,560 Oh, Eric, my darling, are you sick? 415 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,800 I'm not sick. 416 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,365 Then what are you doing home so early? 417 00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:30,310 Did something happen? 418 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,750 Ask Jenny. 419 00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:40,360 I'll handle this one. 420 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,640 I-I don't like the tickle. 421 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,400 Dorota, when I get you a gift, 422 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,420 the least you can do is to enjoy it. 423 00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:59,210 Oh, Mr. Chuck. My goodness. 424 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,180 When you are mad at Miss Blair, 425 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,900 Dorota is very tired 426 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,150 and has to have the foot bothering 427 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:08,590 and never sees Vanya or movies... 428 00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:09,700 Dorota. 429 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,590 That will be enough for today. 430 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,750 Is it safe to assume this visit signals 431 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,620 the end of my community service hours? 432 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,110 I wanted to apologize. 433 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,790 Last week's incident took longer than anticipated to move past. 434 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,500 But seeing as tonight's all about new beginnings, 435 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:41,980 I wanted to put that behind us and make things right. 436 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,750 With gifts? 437 00:20:47,770 --> 00:20:50,720 I assume word reached you of my club opening this evening. 438 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:52,440 It was never my intention to leave you out. 439 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,530 I just needed to create it on my own, 440 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,390 as a legitimate businessman. 441 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,030 It's beautiful. 442 00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:07,760 I love it. 443 00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:08,940 Good. 444 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:13,960 Serena, tell Dan that he should be a musician, not a gangster. 445 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:16,150 - You have no street cred. - I'm offended. 446 00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,070 You know, once in the fourth grade, I had to miss recess 447 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:20,030 'cause I purposely broke the rules of grammar. 448 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,780 I think Dan will look fine in whatever he wears. 449 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,890 Serena van der Woodsen doesn't have an opinion on wardrobe. 450 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,260 That... that... This isn't right. 451 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,120 Look, K.C. wants you guys to break up. 452 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,500 Um, yeah, I know, 453 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,990 and that's why I'm not returning her phone calls. 454 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:37,200 Did she seriously send you here to do that? 455 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:40,210 No, I-I didn't come because I want you guys to break up. 456 00:21:40,230 --> 00:21:43,770 I-I-I came because I have found a compromise 457 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:46,070 that I think will get her off your backs and mine. 458 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:47,710 I hope it's firing K.C. 459 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,320 Patrick is coming out for the Gimlet opening tonight. 460 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:53,500 He's already on a plane. 461 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,560 I don't like where this is headed. I have a gun. 462 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,530 I can get K.C. the publicity bump she's looking for 463 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,900 if you're just willing to walk the red carpet with him, 464 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,870 just act like you guys are still together. 465 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,250 Well, no, right? Wh... 466 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:10,950 It's one night. 467 00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:15,460 Uh, I'll do it. 468 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:20,510 Okay. Dan, um, I'll... I'll leave your name at the back door 469 00:22:20,570 --> 00:22:22,480 so you guys can meet up after the cameras. 470 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:25,090 Thank you. 471 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:25,880 Yeah. 472 00:22:28,210 --> 00:22:30,040 You want me to pretend that we're not together? 473 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:33,060 No, it's just... It's just for the cameras. 474 00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:35,880 Sometimes this is the way the business works. 475 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,470 Well, our relationship isn't business. 476 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:39,340 I just don't understand why you would want 477 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,020 to go somewhere with your fake boyfriend 478 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,470 rather than your real one. 479 00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,190 Dan, I'm sorry, and I hope you'll come 480 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:48,280 and meet me inside tonight. 481 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,780 I don't know why he's blaming me. 482 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,650 I didn't do anything. 483 00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:58,920 I can't control every girl at school. 484 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,670 Well, Jenny, you and I both know that that's not true. 485 00:23:02,730 --> 00:23:03,980 You may not have done the deed, 486 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 but I suspect you gave the order. 487 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,600 He sat above me on the steps. 488 00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:16,100 That must have put you in a very difficult position. 489 00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:17,920 Yeah, and he did it on purpose. 490 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,980 He knew that I'd have no choice. 491 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,300 Lily, please. My dad would never understand, 492 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,950 and you know these girls. 493 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:28,210 - I had to do something. - Yes. 494 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,650 Just like I have to do something now. 495 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,970 But you and dad already gave us permission 496 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:36,490 - to go to Chuck's tonight. - Well, and you can, 497 00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:38,960 as long as Eric still wants to go with you, 498 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,110 and you make sure that all of your so-called friends 499 00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:47,800 - apologize to him when he gets there. - Fine. 500 00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:54,660 Horace, put this up behind the bar. 501 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,690 Thank you for taking care of this so promptly. 502 00:23:57,710 --> 00:24:00,610 It's my pleasure. I'm always happy to help out Jack Bass. 503 00:24:04,490 --> 00:24:06,100 Are you ready to open the cornerstone 504 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,980 of the new Chuck Bass empire? 505 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,590 You decided this was the way to impress K.C.? 506 00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:18,160 - What? - Chuck, I would never call Jack. 507 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,670 You might convince me more if you weren't 508 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,820 the only one who knew about the problem. 509 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:29,580 Blair, Blair, did you call Jack? 510 00:24:30,090 --> 00:24:34,310 Well, you have the liquor license. 511 00:24:34,490 --> 00:24:36,750 What does it matter who called who to get it? 512 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:42,240 Jack... is the last person I would call for help. 513 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:45,830 You're still mad from before. It's clouding your judgment. 514 00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:48,930 This isn't about last week. It's about you, Blair. 515 00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:52,800 It's the reason why I couldn't say "I love you." 516 00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,990 It's not a game. 517 00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:58,670 It's because I knew I couldn't trust you. 518 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:00,940 I did this because I love you. 519 00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:05,680 Be that as it may, I have a club to open, 520 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,910 and you're no longer invited. 521 00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:15,760 Fine. S, come on. We're leaving. 522 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:18,800 Blair, I'm... Sorry. 523 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,360 I'm gonna stay with Chuck. 524 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,400 You're alone, Nate? What's wrong? 525 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,650 You don't have any friends left to screw over? 526 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:03,040 Oh, well, at least I'm on the list 527 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:05,530 and not working the door. 528 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,720 - Text me when Patrick arrives. - All right. 529 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,690 I thought you said that this was an exclusive party. 530 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,650 Eric's over there on the phone. 531 00:26:23,390 --> 00:26:25,940 Yeah, he ratted me out to our parents, 532 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,790 so now I have to be nice to him... 533 00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:30,900 - At least to his face. - Sounds like you have a plan. 534 00:26:31,170 --> 00:26:34,290 I do, and one that won't get me caught this time. 535 00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,050 Follow me. 536 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,820 It's a queen's job to protect her king. 537 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,020 Chuck should be thanking me for making his club possible, 538 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,790 not treating me like some useless pawn. 539 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:51,030 It's hard to love a powerful man. 540 00:26:51,650 --> 00:26:53,810 You think I'm trustworthy, don't you, Dorota? 541 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,750 Of course, Miss Blair. 542 00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:58,520 Knight to Queen 7. 543 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,690 Tell those pathetic trick-or-treaters 544 00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:12,820 there's no prepackaged joy for them here. 545 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,370 Thank you. 546 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,720 See? I knew he would come to his senses. 547 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:22,950 I told you this wasn't my fault. 548 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,660 What does Mr. Chuck say? 549 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,370 They're not from Mr. Chuck. 550 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,170 Dress, now! 551 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,820 Here you go, Mr. Policeman. 552 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,730 And here you go, Mr. Fireman, 553 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:46,910 and, uh, Lady Gaga. 554 00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:49,350 Wow. You kids look terrific. 555 00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:50,880 Thank you. They're perfect. 556 00:27:56,330 --> 00:27:58,880 That's it, shut it down. Let's move, people. 557 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,500 Party's over. Let's move, people. 558 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:07,550 Let's go, you guys. 559 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:09,330 You gotta gimme that drink right now. 560 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:15,500 Chuck, you might want to try to stop the police. 561 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,900 - Why would I stop 'em? - I called 'em. 562 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:23,980 Why would he have his own club raided? 563 00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:26,440 Well, once we found out the liquor license was fake, 564 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:29,420 we could either wait for Jack to call A.B.C. to take us down 565 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,210 or we could take control and call the police 566 00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:35,450 to blow up the party for a night that no one would ever forget. 567 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,470 Brilliant, isn't it? 568 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,180 - This was your idea? - Oh, it was both of ours. 569 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,450 You see, S., we belong together. 570 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,520 Okay, well, K.C. blames this whole thing on me. 571 00:28:46,650 --> 00:28:48,440 Now I have to go get my clients out of here 572 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,000 before they get mug shots or TMZ videos. 573 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:53,970 Oh, you could try to go through the hotel. 574 00:28:53,971 --> 00:28:54,680 Thank you. 575 00:28:54,710 --> 00:28:56,530 But there's probably paparazzi out there, too. 576 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,900 I'm sorry, S., but Chuck's hotel needed this. 577 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,940 Without your celebrities, we're buried in the city section. 578 00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:07,010 - Now we're front page news. - Why would you do this to me? 579 00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:10,550 You knew how important it was for me to prove myself to K.C. 580 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,660 Remember when you chose Chuck? 581 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,270 Now I did, too. 582 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:23,010 Bye. Happy Halloween. 583 00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:25,820 What'd I tell you, Lil? We just had to put the word out. 584 00:29:25,910 --> 00:29:27,460 Once these kids tell their friends, 585 00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:29,540 I'll bet we get at least a hundred next year. 586 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,370 A hundred? Rufus, I hope you don't... 587 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,160 I'm just teasing you. You got the perfect number. 588 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,480 How did you figure it out? 589 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,790 Well, after the third time I heard "achoo," 590 00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:42,400 I realized it wasn't a sneeze. It's "thank you" in Lithuanian. 591 00:29:42,650 --> 00:29:44,390 Plus, Lady Gaga forgot to change her hair 592 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,800 when she came back as Taylor Swift. 593 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,110 Well, I just didn't want you 594 00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:49,350 to feel you had to leave all your traditions in Brooklyn. 595 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,630 And I love you for that. 596 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:53,870 But why don't we start some of our own traditions? 597 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:55,850 How about some grownup trick-or-treating? 598 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,400 All right, but I draw the line at door-to-door. 599 00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:01,080 I was just thinking of one door. 600 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:04,960 You know, we, um, 601 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:07,040 we should probably get out there eventually. 602 00:30:07,630 --> 00:30:08,330 I know. 603 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,230 Um, there's something that I... 604 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,810 Dan, um, 605 00:30:17,050 --> 00:30:21,050 Patrick... wasn't my fake boyfriend. 606 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:22,580 What? 607 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,570 I know. 608 00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:27,440 Um, I lied because I-I care about you. 609 00:30:28,290 --> 00:30:30,790 And I did not want you to compare yourself 610 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:34,690 to some perfectly lit, heavily edited performance. 611 00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:37,840 And... and what about tonight? Why get photographed with him? 612 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,470 When I ended things with Patrick, 613 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:43,850 I-I broke his heart. 614 00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:46,740 And with no more "Endless Knights" movies, 615 00:30:46,850 --> 00:30:48,460 his career just kinda stalled. 616 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,490 You don't think it was because of the Bruce Jenner biopic? 617 00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:53,480 I mean, that was... 618 00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:59,480 Dan, my plan was to tell him afterwards 619 00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:04,300 that the only person I want to kiss here tonight is... is you. 620 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:06,830 Okay? 621 00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:07,630 Okay. 622 00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:13,110 You really need to work on your timing. 623 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,590 Actually, my timing is perfect. Follow me. 624 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,510 Come on. I'll... I'll explain. Hurry. 625 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,770 Okay. 626 00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:24,910 Sorry I interrupted. Um... 627 00:31:25,940 --> 00:31:27,840 Now is probably a good time to get that kiss. 628 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,770 Ooh. I could use a real one before we go out there. 629 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:35,050 Look, everyone. It's Olivia Burke 630 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,470 kissing her boyfriend Dan Humphrey. 631 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:40,730 Are you okay with this? 632 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,040 Yeah. 633 00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:44,910 Olivia... 634 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:47,880 If you're dating this guy, who's dating Patrick Roberts? 635 00:31:49,190 --> 00:31:50,410 Yeah, how about that? 636 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,370 I am. 637 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:03,110 You really proved yourself with this one, S. 638 00:32:03,180 --> 00:32:05,570 Looks like your work troubles have just turned into 639 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,000 a labor of love. 640 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:16,470 Perez Hilton drew tears on his own photo 641 00:32:16,470 --> 00:32:19,440 because he wasn't there. Have you heard from the hotel? 642 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:20,950 Blowing up the club 643 00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:22,810 exploded our online reservations. 644 00:32:22,990 --> 00:32:25,720 We're already up 50%. 645 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:27,730 Now do you see I'm trustworthy again? 646 00:32:27,850 --> 00:32:29,520 Blair, you and I both know 647 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,460 you'll never be completely trustworthy... 648 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,130 And I admit, it's not my strong suit either... 649 00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:37,680 but it's part of what keeps things interesting between us. 650 00:32:38,010 --> 00:32:39,460 And why we make a great team. 651 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,760 No, in order to be a team, 652 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,220 we need to focus our duplicity on others. 653 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,860 But what if it's my way of showing you I love you? 654 00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:49,930 Oh, I can think of better ways. 655 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:56,850 So I can handle being in the "She's Dating Him?" page 656 00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:59,490 of "In Touch" if you can handle not having a fake boyfriend. 657 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:03,010 Mm. I couldn't be any happier with my real boyfriend. 658 00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,410 Actually, that's not true. 659 00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:07,180 I-i could be a little happier. 660 00:33:07,510 --> 00:33:10,075 Is Vanessa still at her sister's gig in Albany? 661 00:33:10,076 --> 00:33:10,440 Yeah. 662 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,770 Oh, well, I'm feeling a little happier already. 663 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:14,620 Uh, just... just to confirm, 664 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,770 that levitation thing was just a special effect, right? 665 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,280 Um, there's only one way to find out. 666 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:50,130 So I guess that means you heard about Jonathan. 667 00:33:50,150 --> 00:33:51,280 I guess it does. 668 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,570 I wanted to call it off... 669 00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:55,790 But as soon as those girls see me hesitate, 670 00:33:55,810 --> 00:33:57,460 I have a full-blown rebellion on my hands. 671 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:59,120 You could have warned Jonathan. 672 00:34:00,910 --> 00:34:02,560 Come on. Everyone gets egged on Halloween. 673 00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:03,630 You didn't. 674 00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:09,140 You know I have to act this way about school stuff. 675 00:34:10,950 --> 00:34:14,230 But I'm still your friend. I'm still your sister. 676 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,680 We just can't let the worlds get confused. 677 00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:19,970 I'm not confused. 678 00:34:21,730 --> 00:34:24,400 I want nothing to do with you in either world. 679 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:34,060 I'm sorry about your purse getting locked in the club 680 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,820 and the police showing up 681 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,100 and Dan and Olivia kissing. 682 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:41,600 You did fine. You got my clients photographed 683 00:34:41,620 --> 00:34:43,230 at the hottest party of the year. 684 00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:44,460 Patrick got more attention 685 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,220 than he's had since Olivia dumped him. 686 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,040 As long as you get my purse back, your job is safe. 687 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,770 - Thank you. And, - Serena, that job now includes 688 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:55,370 publicly dating Patrick. I don't know if I'd call that work. 689 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,820 Get back to me after date two. 690 00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:04,060 It's a damn shame. 691 00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:08,450 Sometimes the best ones are just too hot not to burn out. 692 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,580 In this case, Horace, this is just the first match. 693 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,160 Mm. A.B.C. won't let you get another license 694 00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,480 for at least six months. 695 00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:17,820 From what I recall, speakeasies were built 696 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,600 on finding ways around liquor regulation. 697 00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:26,170 Are you talking about a secret password type of establishment? 698 00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,360 I'm thinking keys. 699 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:33,890 An ambassador program, like they have at the gates. 700 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,270 Keep the lock on the front door, 701 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:38,980 come in through the back. 702 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,380 Your father would be proud of you... 703 00:35:42,030 --> 00:35:43,310 in the best way. 704 00:35:46,450 --> 00:35:47,570 Hey, S. 705 00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,420 I just came to find K.C.'s purse. 706 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,420 Hey. How would you like to be the publicist 707 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,940 of a members' only club so exclusive 708 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,150 it makes the Soho House look like 709 00:35:57,170 --> 00:36:00,810 one of those dirty public schools with numbers for a name? 710 00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:04,230 - Come on. It'll be amazing. - Blair, I would never work for you. 711 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,190 But I'm giving you a chance 712 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:06,620 to leave that Lizzie Grubman wannabe 713 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,440 - before you get run over. - You don't get it. 714 00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:12,970 K.C. can be a bitch because she's my boss. 715 00:36:12,990 --> 00:36:14,730 You're supposed to be my friend. 716 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:18,320 Chuck might forgive you, but I don't. 717 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,400 * I'm a wandering soul * 718 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,860 * I got no place of my own * 719 00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:27,560 Like all good things... 720 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:29,790 * The witching hour must come to an end. * 721 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:31,930 True natures are revealed. 722 00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:35,600 * Well, I got nothing to show for it * 723 00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:38,570 * and I'll be wandering on for all my years * 724 00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,670 Tricks turn into treats. 725 00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:44,140 * What I become no one could know * 726 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:48,550 And taking off costumes is as much fun as putting them on. 727 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:50,390 * ...Soul-searching people, c'mon * 728 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:52,860 Everything returns to the way it was, 729 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,170 except for little girls who forget 730 00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:57,930 that Halloween only lasts one night. 731 00:36:57,950 --> 00:37:00,450 They wear their costumes for so long, 732 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,110 pretty soon they can't even remember 733 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:05,480 who they were before they put them on. 734 00:37:14,170 --> 00:37:19,580 * Oh, and I'll be wandering on for all these years * 735 00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:23,550 * What I become, no one could know * 736 00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:27,480 * If you're feeling what I'm feeling, come on * 737 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,520 * All you soul-searching people, c'mon * 738 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:41,000 Transcript: Yyets.net Corrected: VeRdiKT [Subscene / Addic7ed[ 739 00:37:42,305 --> 00:37:48,892 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org