1 00:00:02,294 --> 00:00:03,712 Previously on Gilmore Girls.; 2 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:05,214 - She's not here yet. - All right. 3 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:07,382 You'll have to entertain me until she arrives. 4 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:10,302 - Okay, burger boy, dance. - Will you marry me? 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,721 - What? - Looking for something to shut you up. 6 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,723 I actually thought you'd like to go with me. 7 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,475 - You did not. - I did, too. 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,228 - You did not, because you are not stupid. - Why, thank you. 9 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,146 Slimy and weaselly, yes. But stupid, no. 10 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:23,565 He was totally nice to you and you were a big jerk. 11 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,817 If you like Tristan so much, you go out with him. 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,362 - What did you do? - You wanted something festive. 13 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,198 - You made me a Santa burger. - It's no big deal. 14 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:34,910 No one ever made me something quite this disgusting before. 15 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,745 So you're the big, strong protector? 16 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,455 Little princess needs a protector. 17 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,998 - What's your problem, man? - Nothing. 18 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,376 - Don't like your girlfriend. - Doesn't look that way. 19 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,294 - Were you on a date? - What? 20 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,630 - You have an escort. - No, it's Luke. 21 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,924 Which is her way of saying we weren't on a date. 22 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,342 I didn't mean it like that. 23 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,765 - You don't want to fight me, Tristan! - Why not? 24 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,183 'Cause l'll kill you, idiot! 25 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,352 What exactly is going on between the two of you? 26 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,603 We're friends, that's it. 27 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,480 You're idiots, the both of you. 28 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,898 He has a thing for you. 29 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,776 No, he doesn't. It's just a game to him or something. 30 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,570 He has a thing for you. 31 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,948 He does nothing but insult me and make me miserable. 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,867 He has a thing for you. 33 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,789 Absolutely nothing. 34 00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:22,624 - Come on. - I'm sorry. I'm looking. 35 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:25,669 - But there is nothing in here. - You're kidding, right? 36 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,838 No, everything in here I wear. 37 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,591 - What? - I do. There's nothing to give up. 38 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,719 The red-and-black halter top. 39 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:35,512 - No. - Why? 40 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,472 It's a classic. 41 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,516 It's got rhinestones and zebra stripes on it. 42 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,018 - So? - Tassels. 43 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,603 - Yes. - It has tassels, Mom. 44 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,938 Okay. I've had this since I was 17. 45 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,940 I'm sorry. Did I mention the tassels? 46 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:48,525 You're heartless and unsentimental. 47 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,860 You are a hopeless pack rat. 48 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:53,864 I don't understand why I have to uproot my happy family of clothing, anyway. 49 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,657 Because it's a charity rummage sale. 50 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,201 - I know. - That you helped organize. 51 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,911 - Okay. - And volunteered to run. 52 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,705 It was very hot in that room that day. I was dehydrated. 53 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,540 They could have talked me into anything. 54 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,791 - It was your idea. - Okay. 55 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:08,378 I'm a very sick woman, and that should be apparent to anyone. 56 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,797 Get out of the way. 57 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:14,593 - What are you doing? - Step away from the closet, please. 58 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,762 This is so unfair. 59 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,931 No, not that whole chunk. 60 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,768 Okay, take that. That's ugly. Just that one. No. 61 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,020 Now, all of this goes. 62 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,814 Come to this dresser, open the drawer, and take out... 63 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,901 everything you'd be embarrassed to be wearing in a car accident. 64 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,444 Meet me downstairs. 65 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,279 Move! 66 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 67 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,757 - Sweater. - Over here. 68 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,179 - Jeans. - In back of you. 69 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,892 A big, furry, purple thing that could either be a hat... 70 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,477 a toilet paper cover, or some kind of dirty hand puppet. 71 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,271 Mystery box on the left. 72 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,899 - Hey, Luke. - Where do you want these? 73 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,569 - What do you have? - Clothes, rags, some old pots and pans. 74 00:03:55,611 --> 00:03:59,615 Kitchenware can go in the kitchen, and the clothes right over there. 75 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:04,995 - Here, Grinch. - Thank you. 76 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,955 - Who wants cheese? - Are there crackers? 77 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,041 Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes. 78 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,250 And in the Gilmore house? 79 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,544 - Who wants cheese? - Me, please. 80 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:15,380 Kittens in the toilet poster? 81 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:17,799 - Another one? - This one's signed. 82 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:21,887 There's a man in my kitchen! Somebody call the constable. 83 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:25,015 - Your mom's a fruitcake. - Fruitcakes by the door, please. 84 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,976 Goodbye, Rory. I wish you luck with everything. 85 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,478 I appreciate that. 86 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,523 Okay, so rummage sale's Sunday. Today's Tuesday. 87 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,609 At this rate we're going to be sleeping in the yard by Thursday. 88 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,028 We've got to get this stuff out of the living room. 89 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,613 - Hello. - Go away. 90 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,031 I have a full set of dishes. 91 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,117 - Come on in, Taylor. - Dishes in the kitchen, please. 92 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,495 Okay, but I have to explain something first. 93 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,832 - Fine, go ahead. - The butter dish has a small chip in it. 94 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,667 - Safety tip. Got it. - It's fine. 95 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:56,004 I filed down the chip. If you place it strategically on the table, nobody'll know. 96 00:04:56,046 --> 00:05:00,592 Taylor, would you like to write an instruction manual for the dishes? 97 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:03,136 - Could I? - Notepad's in the kitchen. 98 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,851 That's nice. 99 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,313 - Put that back. - But it has rhinestones on it. 100 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:16,733 The point of this is to get crap out, not trade it in for new crap. 101 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,236 - Are you seeing this? - Yes, I am. 102 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,321 I don't think you are, because if you were... 103 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:24,700 you would see that this obviously has 'Lorelai' written all over it. 104 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:28,036 - Fine. We'll get rid of it at next year's sale. - Thank you. 105 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,207 - You guys are gonna love me. - We already love you. 106 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,085 - No, I mean you're gonna really love me. - We do. 107 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,296 Trust me, you guys are gonna so love me. 108 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:39,256 The love is starting to fade now. 109 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,759 I have here in my hand, as requested by Ms. Lorelai Gilmore... 110 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:47,431 four fabulous tickets to The Bangles at the Pastorella theater on Saturday. 111 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:49,224 - What? - No! 112 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,101 - You love me? - Baby, do I. 113 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,437 - These look like good seats. - Ninth row, aisle. 114 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,440 I can't believe you got me my tickets. How did you score these? 115 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,525 - Remember the Birnbaum wedding? - Fiji Fantasy? 116 00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:00,903 Yes. They were so thrilled with the volcano cake... 117 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,738 they wanted to do something nice for me. 118 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:06,408 Since Mr. Birnbaum runs a ticket agency, and I knew you were dying to go... 119 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:09,328 - so I asked him if he could... - Make four girls very happy. 120 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,289 - Yeah, and he did. - Huzzah for the Birnbaums! 121 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,792 Sookie, if you got four tickets, and you and mom go... 122 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,377 then that means... 123 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,421 One for you and one for Lane. 124 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,173 Chickadee! 125 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:25,135 This is gonna be a very special night. You know what a special night deserves? 126 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:26,303 What? 127 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,889 - A new outfit. - Mom. 128 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,098 - Yes. - No. 129 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,600 What could the problem be? 130 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:37,231 As I mentioned yesterday, we will be holding a debate next week. 131 00:06:37,606 --> 00:06:41,693 Your subject: Did Charles I receive a fair trial? 132 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,238 The pros will represent the Parliament... 133 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,781 who deemed they had sovereignty. 134 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,783 The cons will represent the monarch... 135 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,161 and try and prove that the charge against him was not legal. 136 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,914 What is fascinating, Mr. Dugray? 137 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,960 Nothing, Ms. Caldecott. 138 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,545 Nothing, Mr. Dugray? 139 00:07:00,671 --> 00:07:03,590 My notes are fascinating, Ms. Caldecott. 140 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,134 Yes, they are fascinating, Mr. Dugray. 141 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:07,636 As I was saying... 142 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:11,014 the pro and con teams will each have two minutes and thirty seconds... 143 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,976 for introductions, six minutes to debate... 144 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,853 three minutes for conclusions... 145 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,480 and five minutes for questions from the audience. 146 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:22,359 The winner shall be decided by a hand count from the rest of the class. 147 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,028 Does that sound like fun, Mr. Dugray? 148 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,116 - What? - The debate. Does it sound like fun? 149 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,036 - Yes, it does. - It does, doesn't it, Mr. Dugray? 150 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,289 It absolutely does, Ms. Caldecott. 151 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,208 More fun than staring at Ms. Gilmore's ear? 152 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,713 - Yes, Ms. Caldecott. - I think so, too. 153 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:46,592 Okay. Any questions? Good. I'll assign your teams. 154 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:50,220 You, you, you, and you, con. 155 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:53,640 You, you, you, and you, pro. 156 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:57,477 - Who did she point to? - Well, I think she... 157 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:58,937 You, you, you... 158 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,231 - Excuse me, Ms. Caldecott. - Ms. Geller? 159 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,817 I wasn't sure who you pointed to just now. 160 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,779 Let's see. You, Ms. Lynn, Ms. Grant, and Ms. Gilmore. 161 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:11,617 - Are you sure? - Yes, I am, but thank you for asking. 162 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,203 Okay, you... 163 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,331 you, you, and you, pro. 164 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,541 You and you, con. 165 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,296 - So I guess we should make a plan. - To do what? 166 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,465 To work out our debate, Madeline. 167 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,675 - Yeah, right. - We need a place to work. 168 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,219 - My house is out. - Why? 169 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,429 - Because it is. - We need a reason. 170 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,681 My mother is having the entire place redone. 171 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,892 She wants all evidence of my father out of there. 172 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,894 So unless you want to sit on no furniture... 173 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:42,022 and watch Harvey Fierstein impersonators rip up the carpet... 174 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,650 paint everything white and call it 'Angel's Kiss'... 175 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,236 then we're going to have to find somebody else's house. 176 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:50,822 - My brother has the measles. - My mom's having an affair. 177 00:08:53,075 --> 00:08:55,410 I guess we could go to my house. 178 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,747 We're having a town rummage sale, so it's kind of a mess... 179 00:08:58,789 --> 00:08:59,915 but it's there. 180 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,500 Isn't your house kind of far? 181 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:05,170 - It's 30 minutes away by bus. - Bus? I don't do bus. 182 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,757 - Lf you have a better suggestion... - l'll drive. 183 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:11,260 - Okay. So then, tomorrow. - Tomorrow. 184 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,553 Fine. 185 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,848 - Hey, Paris. - Tristan, hi. 186 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:18,100 I was really hoping we'd be in the same group. 187 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:19,726 - You were? - Yeah. 188 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:23,272 We'd make the long hours of studying go by a lot faster. 189 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:27,276 Plus, you and me on the same team. We'd wipe the floor with the others. 190 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:30,279 I guess we'll just have to pair up on something else then, huh? 191 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,781 - That would be good. - Yeah, it would. 192 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:36,201 I'll see you later. Bye, Madeline. Bye, Louise. 193 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:40,122 Tristan suddenly has very big eyes for you, Grandma. 194 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,499 - Lucky. - Stop it. He's just being nice. 195 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,710 - He should be so nice to me. - And me. 196 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,753 We need to get to class. 197 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:53,969 - Tomorrow. - Wow. 198 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,971 - Yep. - All three of them? 199 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:58,348 'Double, double, toil and trouble.' 200 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,475 It should make for an interesting afternoon. 201 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,645 'With the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.' 202 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,981 - You're doing well in Shakespeare class? - Not bad. 203 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,566 - Good. - Thanks. 204 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,859 So what's the plan? 205 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,154 We'll ask if I can go to a play tomorrow night with you and Lorelai. 206 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,281 - A play? - I think that's the safest word. 207 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,074 'Show' or 'concert' would be very bad. 208 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:19,536 - What about saying it's a movie? - Too far from the truth, almost a lie. 209 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,996 But a play's not a lie? 210 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:23,415 It's far enough from the truth that it might work... 211 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:24,958 but close enough to the truth... 212 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,170 that I think I could negotiate a purgatory stint, if forced to. 213 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,672 - Play it is. - Okay. We're going in. 214 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:35,219 - Are you sure it's an original Queen Anne? - Yes, original. 215 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,095 - The joints look wrong. - Joints are fine. 216 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:39,806 - They look new. - Nothing's new. Whole store is old. 217 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,893 Do you have a certificate or a letter saying that it's old? 218 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,312 - Yes, l'll write a letter. - Okay. 219 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:48,315 I guess if it's really old, l'll take it. 220 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,651 We appreciate your business. 221 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,487 She just made a sale. Now's a good time. 222 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:54,905 Hi, Mama. 223 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,156 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 224 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,407 - You look flushed. - I do? 225 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,660 You ate candy, doughnut, or Hostess fruit pie? 226 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,869 No, nothing. I'm fine. 227 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:02,287 - Hello, Mrs. Kim. - Rory. 228 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,498 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - I'm busy. 229 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,793 I know. Could I could go somewhere tomorrow with Rory and her mom? 230 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,837 - Tomorrow's church. - This would be after that. 231 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,214 After church we think about what we heard in church. 232 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,342 I could think about what I heard in church on the way to the show. 233 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,677 - Show? - Play. 234 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,971 Not show, play. It's a play, Mama. 235 00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:21,765 Tell me about this play. What's it about? 236 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:25,519 It's about a group of people who own instruments... 237 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:28,522 and stand in front of other people, holding them. 238 00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,358 - What? - I'm not sure what it's about. 239 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,361 - We could find out. - You find out, then we talk. 240 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:37,531 Excuse me. I'd really like that letter, if you don't mind. 241 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,157 Yes, l'm coming. 242 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:44,371 How's that purgatory negotiation looking? 243 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:45,664 Not good. 244 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,542 - What do we do now? - I'll ask again later. 245 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,879 - Call me if you need anything. - Thanks. I will. 246 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,619 If you want coffee, you'll have to wait. 247 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:26,205 Someone put a sign for the rummage sale on your window. 248 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:28,165 You can have decaf now if you're in a hurry. 249 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,791 You should call the cops about this. 250 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,669 We know how you feel about public displays of town affection. 251 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,755 Your mom asked me to put it there, okay? 252 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,299 - And you said yes? - She's not real good with no. 253 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:38,634 No, she's not. 254 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,471 Every second you laugh at me is one second longer you wait for coffee. 255 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,306 Sorry. No laughing. 256 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:54,233 Margaret Atworthy dropped off three boxes of City Council potholders... 257 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,945 and begged me to take her grandson. People are getting crazy, man. 258 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,907 - What? - What are you wearing? 259 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,825 We've already argued about the sweatshirt. 260 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,078 Yes, but we have not argued about the hat. 261 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,163 - What hat? - The one on your head, Annie Oakley. 262 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:09,289 Great, isn't it? 263 00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:12,167 It's nice you're trying to single-handedly rebuild a bridge... 264 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,294 but stop buying other people's junk. 265 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,964 Money goes to charity. I look cute. Case closed. 266 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,590 Finally, the coffee cavalry arrives. 267 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,759 - What do you think you're wearing? - A hat. 268 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,302 - Take that off. - What? 269 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,013 - That is not yours. Take it off. - But l'll have hat hair. 270 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:27,182 - I'm talking about the sweatshirt. - Calm down. 271 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:28,600 That is not yours. 272 00:13:28,684 --> 00:13:31,103 No, I found it in the bags of stuff for the sale. 273 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,647 So you just find something and take it? Is that it? 274 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,858 - No, I paid for it. - So that makes it all right? 275 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:38,068 It makes it legal. What is the matter with you? 276 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,987 - Nothing's the matter. - Luke. 277 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,864 Pour your own coffee. 278 00:13:56,545 --> 00:14:00,007 Okay. Just a question. Did anyone in town keep anything? 279 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,676 - Doesn't look like it. - I'll never be civic-minded again. 280 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,511 You're doing a good thing. 281 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,513 - Sookie? - I'm okay. 282 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:09,349 - Wave an arm. - Here. 283 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,143 I got you. 284 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,980 Hold on. Something down here likes me. 285 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,233 I'm good. Hold on. Up, please. 286 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,153 Jeez, this stuff is like Tribbles. 287 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,738 Thank God, just in time. 288 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,948 Grab a bag and move it to this side of the room. 289 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,117 Be very careful. This pile tried to eat Sookie. 290 00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:29,495 Maybe I should sic it on Paris when she gets here. 291 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,705 God, that's right. You're studying here today. 292 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,666 - Any minute, actually. - This place is such a pit. 293 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,001 Don't worry about it. 294 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,462 They'll come in, make a face, say something snotty... 295 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,796 we'll study, they'll leave. 296 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,090 I'm looking forward to this whole day being over. 297 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,551 - Then I can concentrate on the concert. - Yeah. 298 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,929 Lorelai, sweetheart, would you come outside, please? 299 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,515 I want to know where you want me to put these. 300 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,058 Coming, Patty. 301 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,936 Two very large porcelain squirrels. 302 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:56,480 - Set them free. - Will do. 303 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:05,030 Wow! These are great. 304 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,283 They'll really come in handy when we organize... 305 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,786 that giant marching band we've been talking about. 306 00:15:10,828 --> 00:15:14,164 I danced on these drums at the Copacabana... 307 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,041 in 1969. 308 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,377 - Wow. - It was a great act. 309 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,172 - I wore bananas. - Please tell me you have a picture of that. 310 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:26,426 A lot of memories happened on these drums. 311 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,805 But I guess it's time to move on. 312 00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,265 Yeah, sure. 313 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,642 Now you'll have room for that enormous tuba... 314 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,435 you've had your eyes on. 315 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,273 Leave these here. 316 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,402 Yeah, you, too. Bye. 317 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,491 - That was Lane. - What's the verdict? 318 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:52,494 She decided to be stupid and tell her mother the truth... 319 00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,789 that she wanted to go to a rock concert with us tonight in New York. 320 00:15:55,831 --> 00:15:57,040 Stupid. 321 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,710 - I'm so sorry. - I'm making coffee. 322 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:02,337 This looks really familiar. 323 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,631 That's mine. I saw it first... 324 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,717 and then I bought it, so it's mine now. 325 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,427 Really? Who brought it in? 326 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,555 I think Luke did, and judging by his very hostile reaction... 327 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,223 he wasn't done wearing it yet. 328 00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:16,143 - Oh, my. I wonder if... - What? 329 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,353 I bet this was Rachel's. 330 00:16:18,562 --> 00:16:20,772 Oh, my God, Rachel's? 331 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,816 Rachel? Who's Rachel? 332 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,319 Rachel was Luke's very serious girlfriend. 333 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,614 - It does look like her. - When did Luke have a girlfriend? 334 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,909 This must have been, what, five, six years ago? 335 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,870 Did she break that man's heart. It was terrible. 336 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,371 How did I not know about this? 337 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,042 Honey, you had an 11-year-old kid, and you were just moving into this house. 338 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,503 Plus Rachel traveled a lot. She was a photographer. 339 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,171 - Archaeologist. - Really? 340 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,339 Or flight attendant. 341 00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,508 I can't believe I never even heard about it. 342 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:48,842 At least, I think so. 343 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,887 Luke never talks about it. No one else likes to talk about it... 344 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,182 'cause he could kill you with that coffeepot if he wanted to. 345 00:16:56,517 --> 00:17:00,479 I never pictured Luke having a girlfriend or a broken heart. 346 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,232 I would keep this hidden if I were you. 347 00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:06,235 I've got to be going. Trampoline class at 2:00. 348 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:07,861 - Bye, Patty. - Bye-bye. 349 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:10,030 Thanks for the drums. 350 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,950 These all need to be mended. 351 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,701 - My room. - Okay. 352 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,962 Rory, I think your friends are here. 353 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,634 She must be one great baby-sitter, to earn enough money for that car. 354 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,761 Let's just get this over with. 355 00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,681 Take heart, my dear. Suffer today, party tonight. 356 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,643 - Hi. - Hi. 357 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,145 Come on in. 358 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:50,195 - So did you guys find it okay? - There's no sign on this street. 359 00:17:50,279 --> 00:17:53,282 That's why I told you to turn right at the big rooster statue. 360 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,243 - I thought you were kidding. - No, we never kid about Monty. 361 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,412 - Monty? - Monty, the rooster. 362 00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,664 Monty the Magnificent. 363 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,958 - Everybody, this is my mom. - Lorelai. 364 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,335 This is Louise, Madeline, and Paris. 365 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,172 Very good girl-group names. 366 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,719 Sorry about the house of horrors here. 367 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:16,430 Some crazy lady volunteered to lead this charity thing. 368 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,600 We're trying to get her some help. So make yourselves comfortable. 369 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,519 - Just yell when you guys want pizza. - Okay. 370 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,316 So, do you guys want to work in here or in the kitchen? 371 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,650 Whatever. 372 00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:30,986 Okay. 373 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,076 Okay. So here's how it should go: 374 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,038 Madeline will do the introductions, l'll handle the debate... 375 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,291 Rory will do the conclusion, and Louise will take questions. 376 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,585 Why do you automatically get to handle the debate? 377 00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,337 Because l'm the most experienced at it. 378 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:51,215 Trust me, you want her to handle it. She never gives up. 379 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,549 Le pit bull. 380 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:57,304 - So what is all this stuff? - It's for a big town rummage sale. 381 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,056 - Like a charity thing? - Yeah. 382 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,518 There's an old bridge falling apart, and the town's trying to save it. 383 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,354 - Cool hat. - Put that down. It's used. 384 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,856 - Vintage, dear. - Filthy, darling. 385 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:11,860 There's a store near my therapist's office who has the best vintage clothes. 386 00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:14,571 I found an original Pucci top for practically nothing. 387 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,281 Pucci is very big right now. 388 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,659 - Is this a Pucci? - No, that's a Patty. 389 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,369 - A Patty? - Miss Patty. 390 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:23,872 She's a dance teacher here. These are some of her old costumes. 391 00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:26,500 Here, Paris. Tristan might like this. 392 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,752 Can we just work, please? 393 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,047 I would love to have a boyfriend that looked like Tristan. 394 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,049 Your boyfriend's no slouch either. 395 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:37,094 - No, he's not. - Yes, 6'2' and feisty. 396 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,972 So how's it going? Are you two still Joanie Loves Chachi? 397 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,516 - God, I hope not. - You are still together, aren't you? 398 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,685 - We're still together. - How long has it been? 399 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,812 - I don't know. - You do, too. 400 00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:49,523 - About a month. - Lifers. 401 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,818 - Jeez. - We have a debate to organize here... 402 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:56,405 and this conversation is veering towards the subject of French kissing... 403 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,407 and glitter eye shadow: Trashy or trendy? 404 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,910 I have no intention of being humiliated in front of the whole class... 405 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,413 because we had to study in the middle of a carnival... 406 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,623 and you two couldn't keep your eye on the prize. 407 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:09,251 I want to win and I am going to win. 408 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:17,092 So, how good of a kisser is Paul Bunyan anyway? 409 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:28,145 Okay. Does anybody in town have a peg leg? 410 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,607 - No. - Hem these. 411 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:37,070 - So, tell me more about this Rachel. - Why are you so curious? 412 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:40,199 Because everybody in town knows everything about it... 413 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:42,993 - and I don't like to be out of the loop. - It's old news. 414 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,953 Yes, but l'm fascinated. I mean... 415 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,372 I go to Luke's once a day. Sometimes twice. 416 00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:51,418 Three times if Michel's talked to a relative and his accent's gotten thicker. 417 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:55,047 I feel I should know the whole story. What happened? Where'd she go? 418 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:59,676 Rachel liked to move around a lot. She was a very adventurous person. 419 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,721 She loved to climb things, and fling herself off cliffs... 420 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,390 and dive into these really tiny lakes... 421 00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:08,810 and ride big wild horses, and fly planes. 422 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,647 - So she was Wonder Woman. - She was to Luke. 423 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,650 - I thought they were gonna get married. - What happened? 424 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:17,569 The rumor is that Stars Hollow was too small for her. 425 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,613 She wanted to live somewhere more exciting. 426 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,781 But Luke didn't. 427 00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,034 You know Luke. Lived here all his life. 428 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,328 He wouldn't even go away to college. 429 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:29,331 I think we're gonna have to bury him in that diner. 430 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:31,834 - It's sad. - Yeah. 431 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:36,129 Okay. I am done here. I'm gonna stop by the Inn for a while. 432 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:39,174 Then l'm gonna go home and change for the show tonight. 433 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:42,177 - We leave at 6:00. - I will be here. Bye. 434 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:03,031 We'll need the actual quotes, so learn them by heart. 435 00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,366 What about using notecards? 436 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,869 Notecards look sloppy. We will know our information. 437 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,663 - But the other teams will use notecards. - And they'll lose. 438 00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:12,875 - Bye, girls. Rory, see you tonight! - Bye, Sookie. 439 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,168 What's tonight? 440 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:17,129 We have tickets to see The Bangles at the Pastorella theater. 441 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,547 - In New York? - Yeah. 442 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,257 Sounds potentially not boring. 443 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,467 It's gonna be great. The seats are amazing. 444 00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,469 - Who are you going with? - My mom and Sookie. 445 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,013 - You're kidding. - What? 446 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,724 - You're going to a concert with your mom? - Yeah. 447 00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:31,810 I cannot imagine doing anything like that with my mom. 448 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,729 We do stuff like this all the time. 449 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:35,272 - Really? - Yeah. 450 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,442 - How old is your mom, anyway? - Thirty-two. 451 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:39,568 Young. 452 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,528 That means she had you when she was... 453 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:44,031 She had her when she was 16. We've done the math. 454 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:46,909 Can we 'ooh' and 'ah' about this quickly and get to work? 455 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:50,329 - Sixteen. I'm sixteen. - So am I. 456 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,332 We're all 16, okay. Everybody in this room is 16. 457 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:55,417 - Paris is right. We should work. - Thank you. 458 00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:59,213 - I can't imagine having a baby at 16. - Then keep your knees shut. 459 00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:00,631 Very nice. 460 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,425 Do you think your mom is sorry she got pregnant so young? 461 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:05,928 - Of course she is. - Why, thank you. 462 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:09,598 - I didn't mean that. I just meant... - I don't think she'd recommend it... 463 00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,100 but I think she's happy with how things turned out. 464 00:23:12,184 --> 00:23:14,019 - I am? - Yes, you are. 465 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:17,481 Okay. Just checking. I'm starving. Is it pizza time yet? 466 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,066 - Are you guys hungry? - I am. 467 00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:20,734 - I can't eat dairy. - Okay. 468 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,819 One with cheese, one without. Cokes? 469 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,780 - Yes, please. - Me, too. 470 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:26,990 We're never going to finish. 471 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,576 I find your mother completely fascinating. 472 00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:31,036 Funny. So does she. 473 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,456 - It's almost like having a big sister. - And you like her, don't you? 474 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,960 - She's my best friend. - Truly, completely fascinating. 475 00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:41,088 - Rory, come in here a sec. - I'll be right back. 476 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,803 How's it going in there? 477 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,639 - Truly, completely fascinating. - Really? 478 00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,808 We've basically gotten no work done at all. 479 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:55,143 Paris is having a meltdown, which is always fun. 480 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,270 Sounds it. 481 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:59,314 And, I don't know, we've just been talking. 482 00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,817 I think you're actually making some friends here. 483 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,318 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 484 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,738 They've just moved off the plan to dump the pig's blood on me at prom. 485 00:24:06,822 --> 00:24:10,242 Talking, chatting, no work being done. There's friend potential going on. 486 00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:12,661 Maybe. With Louise and Madeline, at least. 487 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:16,081 Two out of three formerly psychotic enemies. Not bad. 488 00:24:16,165 --> 00:24:20,085 There. Pop-Tart appetizers to tide you over until the pizza comes. 489 00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,336 Thanks. 490 00:24:23,172 --> 00:24:25,174 Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea. 491 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,426 That's never comforting, coming from you. 492 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,219 - Consider this, okay? - Okay. 493 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:32,181 - We have four tickets to the show tonight. - Yes, we do. 494 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,017 - What if I give them to you? - What are you talking about? 495 00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:38,854 Seems like you guys have a bonding thing going on in there. It might be fun. 496 00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,273 - What about you? - You and I have bonded already. 497 00:24:41,356 --> 00:24:44,276 If we bond any further, we'll be permanently fused together. 498 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,945 You've talked about the concert since you heard about it. 499 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:48,780 - I can still go. - How? 500 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,991 Sookie and I can buy cheap seats there. 501 00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:53,368 These tickets are ninth row, aisle. Dream seats. 502 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:54,870 You don't have to do this. 503 00:24:54,912 --> 00:24:57,206 But you have three years of Chilton ahead... 504 00:24:57,247 --> 00:25:00,209 and it'll be nice to have friendly people to talk to there. 505 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,878 You seem to be getting along. It might be good. 506 00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:06,882 I totally don't mind. I just wanna see the show. I don't care from what seat. 507 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,259 - Are you sure? - Completely sure. 508 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,637 - Because l... - Ladies! 509 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,184 - What are you guys doing tonight? - Why? 510 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,604 We have these really great tickets to see The Bangles... 511 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,731 and Rory thought you might like to come. 512 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,316 - Are you serious? - No way. 513 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,193 Yeah, I mean, if you guys want to. 514 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:28,278 - I would love to go. - Count me in. 515 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,948 - Paris, what about you? - I can't. 516 00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:33,408 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't. 517 00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:36,578 - Because you're busy doing what? - I have homework. 518 00:25:36,662 --> 00:25:37,788 She'll be there. 519 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,331 - Good. - Great. 520 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,062 - He made it. - Oh, he's handy. How great. 521 00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,605 You wear it all the time? 522 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:06,024 - Just when she's breathing. - It's a love thing. 523 00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:08,986 - Thanks for the contribution. - Okay, here. 524 00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:12,614 With these tickets, you're about to enter sacred space. 525 00:26:12,698 --> 00:26:16,785 You will be treading on hallowed ground. You will be walking like an Egyptian. 526 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,203 - Mom. - Take them. 527 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:21,039 You're gonna have a great time. The Bangles are the best! 528 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,668 They were my favorite group in high school. I almost named you Susanna. 529 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,462 The day I found out you had no musical talent at all... 530 00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:29,590 - was the saddest day of my life. - Sorry. 531 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:32,593 You say that now. Here. Okay. 532 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,970 These are probably located... 533 00:26:35,053 --> 00:26:36,638 Hi. 534 00:26:36,722 --> 00:26:38,682 Can you tell me where these seats are? 535 00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:41,602 - Those are right in here. - Oh, good. Girls. 536 00:26:42,811 --> 00:26:45,230 Here's the deal. Take your tickets, go to your seats. 537 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,649 Have the night of a lifetime. Bangle it up. 538 00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:51,695 The second the concert is over, meet us in front of the theater. Got it? 539 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,488 - Yes. - Good. Now go! 540 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:58,577 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 541 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:03,916 - Okay. Let's go make our noses bleed. - After you. 542 00:27:07,503 --> 00:27:09,755 - Which aisle is it? - We're almost there. 543 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:12,174 I have never sat this close to a stage before. 544 00:27:12,216 --> 00:27:14,384 I've never really been to a concert before. 545 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,638 So I could be sitting in the back and say the same thing. 546 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,431 - In here. - Good. 547 00:27:25,479 --> 00:27:27,648 Wow. These are amazing seats. 548 00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:30,067 Yes, they are. 549 00:27:31,401 --> 00:27:33,987 - What are they looking at? - One guess. 550 00:27:35,239 --> 00:27:37,491 Check it out, we've got fans. 551 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,828 - Was I right? - You were right. 552 00:27:41,161 --> 00:27:46,041 And before it's dark, they'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park. 553 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,548 - Did you ever see Everest? - No. 554 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,091 It's a good movie. 555 00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:57,469 We must be getting close. We're running out of rows. 556 00:27:57,845 --> 00:27:59,513 And 1,000. 557 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:03,016 - Okay. We're here. - Great. 558 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,067 Okay. This is fine. 559 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,403 Yep. Not bad at all. 560 00:28:16,196 --> 00:28:17,281 What? 561 00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:22,786 What is so funny? 562 00:28:23,245 --> 00:28:26,248 These are the worst seats in the entire world. 563 00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:31,378 - They are, aren't they? - Oh, my God! It's so funny. 564 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,840 - Don't you think this is funny? - You know, I don't. 565 00:28:37,426 --> 00:28:39,428 I'm sorry. 566 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,896 They're starting! Do you have a lighter? 567 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:55,277 You mean a flamethrower. Get it? 568 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,779 A flamethrower, 'cause it's so far. 569 00:28:57,863 --> 00:29:00,282 Ladies and gentlemen, The Bangles! 570 00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:58,358 - Was Rachel pretty? - What? 571 00:30:58,609 --> 00:31:01,904 - I'm just curious. Was she pretty? - She was pretty. 572 00:31:03,238 --> 00:31:07,075 - What kind of pretty? - What do you mean? 573 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:10,245 Was she a Catherine Zeta-Jones kind of pretty... 574 00:31:10,329 --> 00:31:12,372 or a Michelle Pfeiffery pretty, or... 575 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:14,875 She was an Elle MacPherson kind of pretty. 576 00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,418 - Really? - Yep. 577 00:31:17,753 --> 00:31:20,839 - That's an intense kind of pretty. - You're not kidding. 578 00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:24,843 I never pictured Luke with an Elle MacPherson kind of pretty. 579 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:28,931 No? Pictured him more with a Lorelai Gilmore kind of pretty? 580 00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:33,644 The air up here must be very thin, because you're delirious. 581 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:35,646 - And you're jealous. - What? 582 00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,857 - You're jealous of Rachel. - You're accusing me of being jealous... 583 00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:42,528 of a woman who dumped a man l'm not even interested in five years ago? 584 00:31:42,611 --> 00:31:44,446 - Yes. - You don't think that's crazy? 585 00:31:44,488 --> 00:31:47,699 - I do think that's crazy. - Right, l'm not jealous. 586 00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:49,243 Yeah, you are. 587 00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:05,050 Oh, my God! He is so gorgeous. 588 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:06,760 I guess. 589 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:09,638 There's a massive party going on right around the corner. 590 00:32:09,721 --> 00:32:11,139 - So? - So they invited us. 591 00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:12,474 - Who? - Jess and Sean. 592 00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:14,810 We've been talking to them. They're extremely cool. 593 00:32:14,852 --> 00:32:16,311 - Are we going? - Going where? 594 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,813 To the party. 595 00:32:17,855 --> 00:32:20,232 - There's a concert going on. - The band won't miss us. 596 00:32:20,315 --> 00:32:23,151 - We can't just leave, Louise. - It's America, Rory. 597 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:26,071 - We have to meet my mom after the show. - Oh, come on. 598 00:32:26,155 --> 00:32:27,865 What do you mean, 'Oh, come on'? 599 00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:30,242 We have to meet my mother after the concert. 600 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:32,411 The band may not miss us, but Lorelai sure will. 601 00:32:32,494 --> 00:32:33,912 These guys are so cute. 602 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:37,291 - Great, but we're not going anywhere. - What, are you afraid? 603 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:40,294 Of going out into a strange city with guys I don't know? Yeah. 604 00:32:40,335 --> 00:32:41,837 - Please? - No! 605 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:44,840 - Well, we're going. - No, you're not. 606 00:32:45,465 --> 00:32:48,343 - Paris? Join, please? - No, thanks. 607 00:32:48,677 --> 00:32:51,388 Fine. Come on, Madeline. 608 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,308 And just what am I supposed to tell my mother? 609 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:56,977 That you're a very good little girl. 610 00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:05,194 The party's in a building on the corner of Waverly and First. Try to get away. 611 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:08,489 We'll be back by the time the concert's over. 612 00:33:13,035 --> 00:33:15,579 You know, I really like this band. 613 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,966 - Well? - I couldn't find Mom or Sookie anywhere. 614 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:29,843 So what do we do now? 615 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:32,679 I guess we just wait here for them to find us. 616 00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:34,097 Okay. 617 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:37,893 I can't believe Louise and Madeline would just leave like that. 618 00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:40,062 - They've done it before. - Nice. 619 00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:41,522 Yeah, well. 620 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:47,569 - Can I ask you a question? - Maybe. 621 00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:52,199 - What could you possibly see in Tristan? - You wouldn't understand. 622 00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:54,618 - Is it just that he's cute? - Partly. 623 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:57,120 'Cause there are a lot of cute guys in the world. 624 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:58,831 Not like Tristan. 625 00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:02,084 - He's just such a jerk. - He's not always a jerk. 626 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:03,669 - No? - No. 627 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:05,170 Okay. 628 00:34:06,088 --> 00:34:07,714 When is he not a jerk? 629 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:10,092 I've known Tristan a really long time. 630 00:34:10,175 --> 00:34:12,594 We've been in the same class since kindergarten. 631 00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:14,137 - Really? - Yes. 632 00:34:15,848 --> 00:34:19,101 And, well, he has things in his life that are hard. 633 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:21,436 His parents, not so great. 634 00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:24,314 - We have that in common. - Okay. 635 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:27,901 - He kissed me once. - He did? 636 00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:31,738 - Sixth grade. On a dare. - How romantic. 637 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,866 You just don't know him like I do. 638 00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:38,287 Okay, I believe you. I just think maybe you could do better. 639 00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:42,291 I know he's flirting with me to get to you... 640 00:34:42,374 --> 00:34:44,585 but at least he's flirting with me. 641 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,545 - Hey. - There you are. 642 00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:48,881 Think fast. T-shirts for all the girls... 643 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:52,134 because l'm the Good Witch... Aren't you missing a couple of kids? 644 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:53,927 - They left. - Excuse me? 645 00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:56,722 - Madeline and Louise met these guys... - What guys? 646 00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:59,892 They were sitting behind us, and they were having a party. 647 00:34:59,975 --> 00:35:01,768 - Unbelievable! - What's going on? 648 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,270 - They left. - What? 649 00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:05,314 Let's go. Come on. Move! 650 00:35:11,570 --> 00:35:15,824 If I leave the house with four girls, l'm coming home with four girls. 651 00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:19,661 Hi. I'm looking for a couple of college boys... 652 00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,788 who might live here or have friends here. 653 00:35:21,830 --> 00:35:24,666 I don't talk to anybody. People annoy me. 654 00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,631 - What? - She found him with the blonde again. 655 00:35:32,758 --> 00:35:35,260 She's gonna knock on every door in the entire building? 656 00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:36,678 - Yep. - Wow. 657 00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:41,141 Hello! Is anyone home? 658 00:35:43,852 --> 00:35:44,978 Hello! 659 00:35:47,189 --> 00:35:49,358 Let's go follow your mother. 660 00:35:49,942 --> 00:35:53,237 I wonder, if I was missing, if my mom would come looking for me. 661 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,990 - Paris, you know she would. - Yeah, or at least she'd send somebody. 662 00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:04,373 - Music. - Let's go. 663 00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:13,799 That's one of the guys. 664 00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:16,009 - Yeah? - Hi. Could you move, please? 665 00:36:16,093 --> 00:36:17,886 - What? - Thanks. 666 00:36:19,388 --> 00:36:21,098 Did you miss me? 667 00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,474 - Lorelai. - Ms. Gilmore. 668 00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:24,893 - Put the cups down. Let's move. - Is there a problem? 669 00:36:24,977 --> 00:36:28,939 Yeah. See those two idiots over there? They're 16, underage. I bet you're not. 670 00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:32,067 I also bet those big fancy party cups aren't holding lemonade. 671 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:36,613 You really want to end any conversation with me now. So just step aside, Skippy. 672 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:39,867 Move your asses. Outside, now! 673 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,420 I won't even begin to tell you how completely insane it is... 674 00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:55,424 to take off with strangers or drink things that you don't know what's in them... 675 00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:57,384 or act like you have a clue when you don't. 676 00:36:57,426 --> 00:37:01,638 But if you ever pull a stunt like this again, it will not be around my kid! 677 00:37:01,722 --> 00:37:03,640 - Do you understand me? - Yes. 678 00:37:03,724 --> 00:37:06,727 Good. Now let's go. I can't wait to meet your parents. 679 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:11,064 We have some catching up to do. I think we'll just talk all night long. 680 00:37:13,609 --> 00:37:17,821 You know what? I think this is the best night l've ever had. 681 00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:28,916 I cannot believe I missed it. 682 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:31,460 - The concert was amazing. - Forget about the concert. 683 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:34,546 I wanted to see Lorelai pull those idiots out of that apartment. 684 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:36,423 It definitely was a Kodak moment. 685 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:39,551 - You didn't wake me up. - I set the clock. 686 00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:42,513 But the clock stops ringing once I throw it against the wall... 687 00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,473 giving me ample time to fall back to sleep. 688 00:37:44,556 --> 00:37:47,684 You, however, never stop yapping no matter how hard I throw you... 689 00:37:47,768 --> 00:37:49,853 thus ensuring the whole wake-up process. 690 00:37:49,937 --> 00:37:52,439 - I'm gonna get a soda. Want anything? - Gum. 691 00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:54,608 The night of my fourteenth birthday back... 692 00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:58,487 so I could right the green hot pant-roller disco outfit wrong. 693 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,447 - Coming right up. - Bye. 694 00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:04,827 So, talk to anybody today? 695 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,204 - You mean Madeline or Louise or Paris? - Yes. 696 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,413 - No. - Right. 697 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:10,624 But I bet school tomorrow will be interesting. 698 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:14,545 Oh, yes. Stories of Rory's crazy, Bangles-obsessed mother... 699 00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:18,006 ripping open apartment doors, scaring the pointy-haired boys. 700 00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,633 Totally uncool, man. 701 00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:22,636 I had to do it, Rory. They could have gotten hurt. 702 00:38:22,678 --> 00:38:23,887 I know. 703 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:28,183 I thought inviting those girls out would make it easier for you at school. 704 00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:31,270 I've always thought 'easy' is completely overrated. 705 00:38:31,353 --> 00:38:32,688 That's my twisted girl. 706 00:38:32,771 --> 00:38:35,649 Plus Paris decided to let me split the debate time with her. 707 00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:38,485 Wow! Wait, why am I wowing? 708 00:38:38,527 --> 00:38:41,280 Because splitting debate time with her is like doing... 709 00:38:41,363 --> 00:38:44,491 that spitting-in-your-palm and-shaking-hands friendship oath thing. 710 00:38:44,575 --> 00:38:47,327 But way less gross. Good, l'm glad then. 711 00:38:48,579 --> 00:38:50,622 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 712 00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,629 Find anything good? 713 00:38:57,713 --> 00:39:01,049 Yeah. I got some refrigerator magnets shaped like sushi for a nickel. 714 00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:03,302 - So basically I scored. - Good. 715 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,763 - About what happened the other day... - Forget it. 716 00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:09,349 - I was a jerk. I didn't mean it. - I know. Really. 717 00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:11,310 Yeah, well, I am sorry. 718 00:39:12,144 --> 00:39:15,022 - I wanted to give this back to you. - No. You bought it. 719 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:18,525 - I know, but it's yours, and I didn't know. - Didn't know? 720 00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,319 About the former owner. 721 00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:22,863 If I had, I wouldn't have flaunted it in front of you. 722 00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:25,282 It's no big deal. I was having a bad day, that's it. 723 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:27,743 Now I got magnetic sushi. AIl's right with the world. 724 00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:30,120 Okay, good. So here. 725 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,166 It obviously means something to you. 726 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,627 But you have to let things go eventually, right? 727 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:39,796 But sometimes you need a little something to remind you. 728 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,508 You wouldn't want to forget everything, would you? 729 00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:46,011 No, there was some stuff I definitely would not want to forget. 730 00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:48,263 So here, so you don't forget. 731 00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:51,266 Thanks. Can I pay you for it? 732 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:54,937 - In coffee, absolutely. - All right. 733 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:01,068 - I'm not pining. - I know. 734 00:40:01,109 --> 00:40:02,736 - Just remembering. - Got it. 735 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:05,197 - Remembering is not pining. - Absolutely right. 736 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,451 - It's a memento, like restaurant matches. - I can see the resemblance. 737 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,370 Okay. Good. 738 00:40:11,453 --> 00:40:13,080 - Bye, Luke. - Bye. 739 00:40:14,305 --> 00:40:20,587 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org