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♪ Hey, welcome back, my friends ♪

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♪ Here's where our season ends ♪

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♪ It's getting heavy
now on "Galavant" ♪

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Enough!

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Tensions are high, and maybe take five?

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Sorry. I was just catching people up.

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All right, gang.

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I realize now that I've been going about

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getting us out of here the wrong way.

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I was thinking of big, strong hero moves,

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but, um...

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Well, I think that was just ego stuff.

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So I've come up with a plan

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that involves gaining
King Richard's confidence

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using my wits.

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We believe in you, Galavant. We trust you.

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- Right, everyone?
- Mm...

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No, he's got this.

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Galavant's the complete package,

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and I for one am finally just
throwing my arms in the air

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and giving in to it.

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Are they gonna kiss?

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Yeah, they are.

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Thank you so much.

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Hi.

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So, if you keep ignoring

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the Russian bathhouse-like steam
surrounding you and Isabella,

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you could find yourself in
the permanent friend zone.

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So are you gonna, as they say...

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"Kiss de girl," huh?

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I don't know what's wrong with me, Sid.

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This thing with her is just so big.

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I feel like a kiss with Isabella
could just go on forever.

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What has happened to you?

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2:00. Time for lunch.

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Enjoy yourselves.

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You can have the fat one.

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Wait a minute.

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Gareth...

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What?

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I demand an audience with the king.

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Oh, do you?

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And what makes you think
he'll grant you that?

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'Cause I've got some very
mean gossip about Madalena.

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And you think the king's
gonna drop everything

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just to hear some
scuttlebutt about some girl?

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She's got feet like a 90-year-old troll.

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It's delicious!

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No, it's disgusting.

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She's got bunions, gnarled knuckles, warts.

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- No.
- Oh, yeah.

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That's why she wears her socks in bed.

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I haven't laughed so hard in minutes.

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Anyway, the point is, we've both
been scorned by the same woman.

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I just thought you'd like to know that.

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Good night...

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Unless you want to get a drink.

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That's an interesting proposition.

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Little guy time between frenemies

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burnt by the same flame,
bros before hos, all that.

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No, I don't think so.

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The king needs to get his sleep.

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Gareth, why do you always
have to poop on the party?

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Maybe because you've got
to fight me to the death

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in the morning,

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or maybe that your brother has decided

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that I'm gonna be his champion,
and for the first time ever,

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you've decided to fight
one of your own battles,

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and your whole kingdom's at stake.

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Does that ring any bells?

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Aw, you worried about me, Gar-bear?

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Don't call me that.

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Well, I'm so sorry if I upset you

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the night before you'll probably kill me!

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This sucks.

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Gareth, do you remember the lullaby

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Pearl used to sing to us when we were boys?

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Pearl was our nanny.

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Old woman, sweet face, big, gigantic boobs.

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Come on, man, you must remember.

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♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪

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♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪

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Good night.

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Well, fine!

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I didn't want to sing the
stupid song with you anyway!

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Let's have that drink.

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Shall we?

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Synced and corrected by Berkersever
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You must have felt badly.

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Madalena absolutely destroyed me.

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Drink up, drink up.

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I couldn't get out of bed.

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I didn't play my lute for weeks.

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What, you think you've got it bad?

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Madalena and I never even...

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Well, let's just say

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she never let me walk through her garden.

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I don't follow.

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I never pollinated her flower.

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What?

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Are we talking about the same Madalena?

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Yes!

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But you were married.

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You didn't insist?

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I'm not an animal.

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I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman

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and force her to marry me,

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but after that, I'm all
about a woman's rights.

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I'm a modern, 13th-century man.

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Good for you. Cheers to that.

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Thank you very much.

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You know, the truth be told,

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I've always sort of felt that that business

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should never happen until two people

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really love each other, you know?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I never loved anyone
until I loved Madalena,

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and so that's why I'm...

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I've never actually
walked in anyone's garden.

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But you're the king.

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That's right.

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I am the king, so watch your mouth, boy.

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I'm sorry I barked at you.

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See? This is why I don't have guy friends.

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Hey, it's all right, it's all right.

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- You're under a lot of pressure.
- I know.

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Brother's trying to steal your kingdom.

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He's trying to steal your lady,

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put you against your best friend.

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Times are tough. Drink up.

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- Here, let's... let's play a game.
- Hmm?

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Let's just say there's this standing king.

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And his evil, treacherous brother

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comes into town,

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and we wanted to sort of
"take care" of him.

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I don't know, like, say, tonight.

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Do you think anyone would care?

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I don't follow.

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Kill your brother.

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What?!

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Have you gone absolutely mad?

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What do you expect me to do,

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just sneak into Kingsley's bedchamber

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and slice his throat while he sleeps?

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What, in this outfit?!

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Yes.

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Everyone, I'm going to kill my brother!

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Drinks are on me!

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Right. Fill her up.

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There we go.

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♪ Oh... ♪
♪ oh... ♪

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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ We've got us a secret plan ♪

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♪ We're going to go and slay your bro ♪

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♪ As quietly as we can ♪

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♪ We'll sneak up and
then surprise him ♪

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♪ Before he has time to think ♪

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♪ We're off and away ♪

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♪ But first, another drink ♪

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♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪

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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ A totally secret scheme ♪

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♪ We'll slyly do in your next of kin ♪

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♪ And quietly make him scream ♪

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♪ We've got to be swift and stealthy ♪

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♪ So none will raise a stink ♪

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♪ We're off on our way,
but first, another drink ♪

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♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪

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♪ A secret, secret, hush, hush, hush ♪

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♪ Secret, secret ♪

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♪ Oh, we're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ It's some kind of secret plot ♪

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♪ We're gonna go ♪
♪ yeah ♪

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♪ And then... ♪
♪ exactly ♪

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♪ Who are we? ♪
♪ I forgot ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, we're
gonna go kill the... ♪

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♪ Someone ♪
♪ my brother! ♪

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♪ The rat ♪
♪ the fink! ♪

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Shh! Lower your voice!

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Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing

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in front of Madalena's room for?

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Yeah, what is it? A party?

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T-the queen's interviewing new consorts.

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Next!

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Oh, God. She's the worst.

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Hey, you know what?

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The queen is really proud of her feet.

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Mm. Yeah, yeah.

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Ask her to take her socks off.

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Ask to kiss her feet.

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That's an order from your king.

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ Secret, secret ♪

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♪ 30th verse, same as the first ♪

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Whoa. There's some serious
acoustics down here.

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Hey, everybody!

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Whoa. It looks like
someone couldn't do anything

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if I went like this!

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Stop it! I'm ticklish!

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Hi, pretty Izzy.

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Oh, you're so pretty.

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But not just face, your brain.

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It's like your beautiful brain
exploded all over your face.

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Are you drunk?

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Mommy.

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Hey, I'm so excited about
Isabella getting older.

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Way to keep it high and tight.

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Oh, look, it's the little
stickman in the red.

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- Hello.
- He remembered you!

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I should have just kissed you.

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I should have kissed you ages ago.

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Yeah, well, um, maybe we
should talk about this tomorrow.

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Okay, bye-bye.

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Yes, and we will, and we're gonna kiss,

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and it's gonna be one of
those forever sort of kisses.

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Tell her, Sid. Didn't I say that earlier?

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When I sat down over
there, I said it, didn't I?

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Burned into my brain, sir.

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You see?

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Boop!

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Okay, I've got to go kill a king.

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I beg of you, sire, stop it!

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Bye, everybody!

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Thank you, thank you!

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It was fun! You try it!

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ To finally kill my sib ♪

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♪ And now that we're in his bedroom ♪

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Hey, before we do this thing,

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I just want to say thanks for tonight.

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I really needed to get out.

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Just focus!

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You want to kill him in the head,

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or do you want to kill him in the neck?

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Right. Here we go.

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Hey! Oh, and promise me
you're not gonna say anything

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to anyone about that thing I said.

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What thing? About me being a virgin.

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I think we've heard enough.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh!

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My dear, little, dinky brother,
untouched by war and women.

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I mean, what I meant was virgin slayer.

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You're [Bleep].

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Throw lover boy in a dungeon.

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So mean.

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Oh, and you won't be needing this.

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My crown!

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He stole my crown.

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Keep your chin up. Don't
let them see you cry.

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Never let them see you cry.

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Gareth, I assume you like women.

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If you fight for me, I
will give you land, a title,

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and as many women as you desire.

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What's your type?

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Either really fat or really skinny,

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nothing in between.

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I'll give you fat and skinny.

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I'll get back to you.

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Awesome.

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It was so rude!

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Who does that to my favorite crown?

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Did you know that? I
got it for my birthday!

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- Galavant...
- Izzy, you're so pretty.

266
00:10:00,696 --> 00:10:03,698
Oh, well, at least he stopped talking.

267
00:10:03,732 --> 00:10:04,799
Yeah, it's great. Yeah. About time.

268
00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,068
I failed in my mission, Gareth,

269
00:10:07,102 --> 00:10:08,136
and now it's our last night

270
00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:09,670
before we have to duel to the death.

271
00:10:12,074 --> 00:10:14,742
Come on, let's sing Pearl's song together,

272
00:10:14,776 --> 00:10:16,110
for old times' sake.

273
00:10:16,144 --> 00:10:18,112
Shut up.

274
00:10:18,146 --> 00:10:20,281
I've told you your whole
life to grow a pair,

275
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:23,017
and you just won't listen, and
now you're gonna die for it.

276
00:10:23,051 --> 00:10:25,219
Even though I'm the one
who's gonna kill you,

277
00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:26,454
it's not my fault!

278
00:10:26,488 --> 00:10:28,656
It's not my fault!

279
00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,124
I warned you!

280
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:38,074
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281
00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:45,940
I know you did, my friend.

282
00:10:50,212 --> 00:10:55,850
♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪

283
00:10:55,884 --> 00:11:00,287
♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪

284
00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:04,625
♪ All set to go once I hear you say ♪

285
00:11:04,659 --> 00:11:09,663
♪ "Good night, my friend,
until the morning" ♪

286
00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:14,201
♪ Up we will float
as we close our eyes ♪

287
00:11:14,235 --> 00:11:18,639
♪ Stars all around us, like fireflies ♪

288
00:11:18,673 --> 00:11:23,310
♪ Just me and you,
drifting through the skies ♪

289
00:11:23,344 --> 00:11:26,780
♪ Good night, my friend ♪

290
00:11:26,815 --> 00:11:29,516
♪ Not a thought ♪

291
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,785
♪ Ah-ah ♪

292
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:34,154
♪ Not a care ♪

293
00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:36,290
♪ Ah-ah ♪

294
00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:41,028
♪ Resting safe and sound ♪

295
00:11:41,062 --> 00:11:49,336
♪ With each other there ♪

296
00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:54,041
♪ And so we'll rock
on our nighttime ride ♪

297
00:11:54,075 --> 00:11:58,578
♪ Cozy and warm on the rolling tide ♪

298
00:11:58,613 --> 00:12:03,183
♪ Till we arrive on the morning side ♪

299
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:08,655
♪ At journey's end ♪

300
00:12:09,824 --> 00:12:11,892
♪ Good night ♪

301
00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:14,194
♪ Sleep tight ♪

302
00:12:14,228 --> 00:12:21,168
♪ We're gonna be all right ♪

303
00:12:21,202 --> 00:12:35,982
♪ Good night, my friend ♪

304
00:12:36,017 --> 00:12:37,517
Good morning, sunshine.

305
00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:42,856
Ow.

306
00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:43,857
Hi.

307
00:12:43,891 --> 00:12:45,158
How are you?

308
00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:47,560
Oh, God. Ow.

309
00:12:47,595 --> 00:12:49,863
Rough night?

310
00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,765
I don't remember what happened.

311
00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:53,299
You said her pretty brain exploded

312
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:54,601
and went all over her face.

313
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:55,802
And you tried to kiss her.

314
00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:57,203
You were a bit of a mess, sir.

315
00:12:57,238 --> 00:12:58,405
A big, hot mess.

316
00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,674
Well, that's the least of our problems.

317
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,509
I think I might have
ruined our only chance,

318
00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:03,977
and now I don't know what to do.

319
00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:07,046
Good thing I do. Wake up, sire.

320
00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:08,114
We've come to get you out of here.

321
00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:10,784
Oh, God.

322
00:13:10,818 --> 00:13:14,554
Well, I knew you cared.

323
00:13:14,588 --> 00:13:15,688
Take him outside.

324
00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:17,056
This place is horrible.

325
00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:18,925
All right, everyone, take
only the bare essentials.

326
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,693
We can always pick up
odds and ends on the road.

327
00:13:20,728 --> 00:13:22,729
None of you are coming, except you.

328
00:13:22,763 --> 00:13:24,397
What? You're coming with me.

329
00:13:24,431 --> 00:13:27,200
I'm not going anywhere, not
without everyone in here.

330
00:13:27,234 --> 00:13:29,002
You don't have a choice, son.

331
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:39,045
Listen, I remember what I said last night,

332
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,913
and I meant every word.

333
00:13:40,948 --> 00:13:42,915
I think you're the most wonderful...

334
00:13:48,889 --> 00:13:51,290
I think I'm falling in love.

335
00:13:52,893 --> 00:13:55,628
Nice kiss. I hope he remembers it.

336
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,030
Come on, you.

337
00:13:57,064 --> 00:13:58,832
Galavant, no!

338
00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,767
Please, Gareth!

339
00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:02,635
Princess, as long as Galavant's alive,

340
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:04,404
we stand a chance of being rescued.

341
00:14:13,138 --> 00:14:14,772
What's this?

342
00:14:14,807 --> 00:14:15,841
Where am I?

343
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,476
These pirates will take you and the king

344
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:19,111
back to his kingdom, where he'll be safe.

345
00:14:19,145 --> 00:14:20,145
What? No.

346
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:21,613
I'm not leaving her.

347
00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:22,881
I'm going back.

348
00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,783
I've left word with my men.

349
00:14:24,817 --> 00:14:26,952
You step one foot in that castle

350
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:29,254
and everyone you love gets the ax.

351
00:14:29,288 --> 00:14:30,822
No more games, Galavant.

352
00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:33,391
Listen, Gareth, I'm moved,
but I've made my bed,

353
00:14:33,426 --> 00:14:35,327
and for once, I should lie in it.

354
00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:37,429
- You get in that boat.
- No, Gareth.

355
00:14:37,463 --> 00:14:38,897
I know you're doing
this because you love me.

356
00:14:38,931 --> 00:14:40,732
I don't love you. I don't even like you.

357
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:43,168
No one here likes you, so go.

358
00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:45,070
Well, now you're just
being mean to me so I'll go.

359
00:14:45,104 --> 00:14:46,571
You're self-centered,
self-absorbed,

360
00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:47,839
and you wear too much velvet.

361
00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,274
Now you're just going into
a lot of specific details,

362
00:14:49,308 --> 00:14:50,475
so I'll believe you.

363
00:14:50,509 --> 00:14:52,077
You have a skinny left
calf and a crooked...

364
00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:54,646
Okay, okay, fine. I'll go.

365
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:57,482
But you're not fooling anyone.

366
00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:00,418
Go on. And you.

367
00:15:00,453 --> 00:15:03,021
Not one hair.

368
00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:06,157
I give you my word.

369
00:15:06,192 --> 00:15:08,293
And know this... I will return for them.

370
00:15:08,327 --> 00:15:09,427
Justice will be done.

371
00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:10,762
I'm excited for you,

372
00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:13,598
but let me give you a
couple of instructions.

373
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,800
He can't sleep at night

374
00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:17,669
if he ain't got a second pillow to hug.

375
00:15:17,703 --> 00:15:19,404
Dairy makes him gassy.

376
00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:22,173
And if he gets cross,
give him some salty snacks.

377
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,875
It's good for his electrolytes.

378
00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:26,744
But if one hair on his head gets harmed,

379
00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:29,414
I will hunt you down, I will gut you,

380
00:15:29,481 --> 00:15:31,950
and I will use your skin as a lap blanket.

381
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:33,117
Do you understand?

382
00:15:35,487 --> 00:15:36,454
We have a deal.

383
00:15:44,196 --> 00:15:45,897
All right, shove off, me hearties.

384
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,999
Arrr!

385
00:16:00,512 --> 00:16:12,757
♪ Good night, my friend ♪

386
00:16:14,393 --> 00:16:16,360
What in God's name is going on here?!

387
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:18,863
Galavant and King Richard have gone.

388
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:20,231
We don't know where they are.

389
00:16:20,265 --> 00:16:23,267
Find them or I'll eat your
firstborn for breakfast.

390
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:27,438
He's behind this. I know it.

391
00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,506
Where have you been?

392
00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:30,174
I'm sorry, milady, I must have slept in.

393
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,342
Oh, really?

394
00:16:31,376 --> 00:16:33,077
Well, why don't you help yourself wake up

395
00:16:33,145 --> 00:16:36,180
by going down to the dungeon
and killing everyone who's left?

396
00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:39,650
Okay. It will be my pleasure.

397
00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:54,031
Okay, here's the plan.

398
00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:56,867
One of you is gonna knock
me out and take my keys.

399
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,803
What? You're not going to kill us?

400
00:16:58,837 --> 00:17:00,037
I keep my promises,

401
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:02,373
and I promised your little lover boy

402
00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:03,474
that I'd take care of you.

403
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:05,209
So who's first?

404
00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:06,744
Come on.

405
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:14,151
Next.

406
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,320
Die!

407
00:17:16,354 --> 00:17:17,288
Next.

408
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:34,338
Just take the keys and go.

409
00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:36,173
Not you. You're coming with me.

410
00:17:36,207 --> 00:17:37,307
Why?

411
00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:40,244
I think I'll keep you for insurance.

412
00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:42,679
Just go! I'll be fine.
Just get everyone to safety.

413
00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:43,747
I'll come back for you.

414
00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:46,550
Please do! So scared!

415
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:56,260
Gareth, did you kill everyone
who needed to be killed?

416
00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:57,861
No, milady.

417
00:17:57,895 --> 00:18:00,864
What kind of kingdom are you running here?

418
00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:03,266
A henchman that doesn't kill,

419
00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:06,003
a queen who does nothing about it.

420
00:18:06,037 --> 00:18:09,139
This place has gone soft...

421
00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:18,181
Turns out he wasn't my type.

422
00:18:28,593 --> 00:18:30,460
You just got a promotion.

423
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,697
Sit.

424
00:18:45,609 --> 00:18:48,645
You're gonna have to either
lose or gain a lot of weight.

425
00:19:01,759 --> 00:19:03,927
We had nowhere else to go.

426
00:19:03,961 --> 00:19:06,262
You really hurt my feelings, Izzy.

427
00:19:06,297 --> 00:19:09,732
I don't think I want to be
your future husband anymore.

428
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,100
I'm sorry.

429
00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:12,769
- But...
- Just kidding!

430
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,003
Come on in!

431
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:17,407
Let's get to know each
other, my future wife.

432
00:19:21,612 --> 00:19:23,813
So happy you came.

433
00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:27,517
I built a room just for you,
my perfect, pretty princess.

434
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,352
You see, it's not so bad.

435
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:45,401
It's for you...

436
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,803
To live in forever.

437
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:51,207
Everyone say bye-bye to Izzy.

438
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:55,645
Oh, boy.

439
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,992
♪ Our season ends right there ♪

440
00:20:10,027 --> 00:20:12,061
♪ With questions everywhere ♪

441
00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:15,898
♪ Like will the princess
waste her whole life waiting? ♪

442
00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:18,067
♪ Will Gareth and the Queen ♪

443
00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:20,102
♪ Rule the entire scene? ♪

444
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,506
♪ Will all this singing
kill our Nielsen ratings? ♪

445
00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:27,476
♪ Sid, the peasants, the entire crew ♪

446
00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:31,046
♪ Will they be back for season two? ♪

447
00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:32,915
♪ Who knows? ♪

448
00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:34,450
♪ But if there are more shows ♪

449
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,218
♪ Then off our hero goes ♪

450
00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:38,053
♪ And so the legend grows ♪

451
00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:44,727
♪ The legend known as Galavant ♪

452
00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:47,429
What, what?

453
00:20:47,464 --> 00:20:49,098
Eh, it's you.

454
00:20:49,132 --> 00:20:49,514
This will be fun.

455
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:52,320
Make the best of it, right?

456
00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:54,144
It's like a buddy trip.

457
00:20:54,345 --> 00:20:56,345
What are those... fables? [Muttering]

458
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,427
Buddy... buddy books, buddy fables?

459
00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:00,373
This'll be a good time.

459
00:21:01,305 --> 00:22:01,266
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