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♪ Hey, welcome back, my friends ♪

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♪ Here's where our season ends ♪

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♪ It's getting heavy
now on "Galavant" ♪

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Enough!

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Tensions are high, and maybe take five?

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Sorry. I was just catching people up.

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All right, gang.

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I realize now that I've been going about

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getting us out of here the wrong way.

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I was thinking of big, strong hero moves,

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but, um...

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Well, I think that was just ego stuff.

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So I've come up with a plan

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that involves gaining
King Richard's confidence

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using my wits.

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We believe in you, Galavant. We trust you.

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- Right, everyone?
- Mm...

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No, he's got this.

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Galavant's the complete package,

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and I for one am finally just
throwing my arms in the air

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and giving in to it.

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Are they gonna kiss?

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Yeah, they are.

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Thank you so much.

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Hi.

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So, if you keep ignoring

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the Russian bathhouse-like steam
surrounding you and Isabella,

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you could find yourself in
the permanent friend zone.

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So are you gonna, as they say...

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"Kiss de girl," huh?

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I don't know what's wrong with me, Sid.

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This thing with her is just so big.

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I feel like a kiss with Isabella
could just go on forever.

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What has happened to you?

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2:00. Time for lunch.

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Enjoy yourselves.

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You can have the fat one.

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Wait a minute.

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- Gareth
- What?

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I demand an audience with the king.

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Oh, do you?

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And what makes you think
he'll grant you that?

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'Cause I've got some very
mean gossip about Madalena.

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And you think the king's
gonna drop everything

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just to hear some
scuttlebutt about some girl?

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She's got feet like a 90-year-old troll.

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It's delicious!

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No, it's disgusting.

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She's got bunions, gnarled knuckles, warts.

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- No.
- Oh, yeah.

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That's why she wears her socks in bed.

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I haven't laughed so hard in minutes.

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Anyway, the point is, we've both
been scorned by the same woman.

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I just thought you'd like to know that.

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Good night...

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Unless you want to get a drink.

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That's an interesting proposition.

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Little guy time between frenemies

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burnt by the same flame,
bros before hos, all that.

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No, I don't think so.

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The king needs to get his sleep.

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Gareth, why do you always
have to poop on the party?

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Maybe because you've got
to fight me to the death

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in the morning,

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or maybe that your brother has decided

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that I'm gonna be his champion,
and for the first time ever,

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you've decided to fight
one of your own battles,

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and your whole kingdom's at stake.

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Does that ring any bells?

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Aw, you worried about me, Gar-bear?

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Don't call me that.

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Well, I'm so sorry if I upset you

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the night before you'll probably kill me!

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This sucks.

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Gareth, do you remember the lullaby

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Pearl used to sing to us when we were boys?

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Pearl was our nanny.

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Old woman, sweet face, big, gigantic boobs.

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Come on, man, you must remember.

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♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪

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♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪

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Good night.

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Well, fine!

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I didn't want to sing the
stupid song with you anyway!

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Let's have that drink.

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Shall we?

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You must have felt badly.

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Madalena absolutely destroyed me.

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Drink up, drink up.

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I couldn't get out of bed.

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I didn't play my lute for weeks.

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What, you think you've got it bad?

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Madalena and I never even...

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Well, let's just say

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she never let me walk through her garden.

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I don't follow.

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I never pollinated her flower.

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What?

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Are we talking about the same Madalena?

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Yes!

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But you were married.

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You didn't insist?

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I'm not an animal.

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I mean, sure, I'll kidnap a woman

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and force her to marry me,

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but after that, I'm all
about a woman's rights.

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I'm a modern, 13th-century man.

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- Good for you. Cheers to that.
- Thank you very much.

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You know, the truth be told,

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I've always sort of felt that that business

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should never happen until two people

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really love each other, you know?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I never loved anyone
until I loved Madalena,

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and so that's why I'm...

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I've never actually
walked in anyone's garden.

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But you're the king.

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That's right.

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I am the king, so watch your mouth, boy.

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I'm sorry I barked at you.

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See? This is why I don't have guy friends.

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Hey, it's all right, it's all right.

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- You're under a lot of pressure.
- I know.

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Brother's trying to steal your kingdom.

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He's trying to steal your lady,

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put you against your best friend.

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Times are tough. Drink up.

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- Here, let's... let's play a game.
- Hmm?

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Let's just say there's this standing king.

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And his evil, treacherous
brother comes into town,

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and we wanted to sort of
"take care" of him.

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I don't know, like, say, tonight.

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Do you think anyone would care?

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I don't follow.

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Kill your brother.

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What?!

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Have you gone absolutely mad?

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What do you expect me to do,

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just sneak into Kingsley's bedchamber

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and slice his throat while he sleeps?

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What, in this outfit?!

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Yes.

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Everyone, I'm going to kill my brother!

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Drinks are on me!

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Right. Fill her up.

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There we go.

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♪ Oh... ♪
♪ oh... ♪

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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ We've got us a secret plan ♪

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♪ We're going to go and slay your bro ♪

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♪ As quietly as we can ♪

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♪ We'll sneak up and
then surprise him ♪

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♪ Before he has time to think ♪

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♪ We're off and away ♪

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♪ But first, another drink ♪

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♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪

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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ A totally secret scheme ♪

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♪ We'll slyly do in your next of kin ♪

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♪ And quietly make him scream ♪

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♪ We've got to be swift and stealthy ♪

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♪ So none will raise a stink ♪

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♪ We're off on our way,
but first, another drink ♪

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♪ Da-Da, Da-Da, Da, Da ♪

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♪ A secret, secret, hush, hush, hush ♪

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♪ Secret, secret ♪

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♪ Oh, we're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ It's some kind of secret plot ♪

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♪ We're gonna go ♪
♪ yeah ♪

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♪ And then... ♪
♪ exactly ♪

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♪ Who are we? ♪
♪ I forgot ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, we're
gonna go kill the... ♪

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♪ Someone ♪
♪ my brother! ♪

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♪ The rat ♪
♪ the fink! ♪

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Shh! Lower your voice!

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Hey, w-what are all these dudes doing

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in front of Madalena's room for?

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Yeah, what is it? A party?

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T-the queen's interviewing new consorts.

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Next!

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Oh, God. She's the worst.

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Hey, you know what?

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The queen is really proud of her feet.

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Mm. Yeah, yeah.

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Ask her to take her socks off.

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Ask to kiss her feet.

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That's an order from your king.

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ Secret, secret ♪

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♪ 30th verse, same as the first ♪

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Whoa. There's some serious
acoustics down here.

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Hey, everybody!

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Whoa. It looks like
someone couldn't do anything

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if I went like this!

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Stop it! I'm ticklish!

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Hi, pretty Izzy.

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Oh, you're so pretty.

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But not just face, your brain.

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It's like your beautiful brain
exploded all over your face.

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Are you drunk?

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Mommy.

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Hey, I'm so excited about
Isabella getting older.

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Way to keep it high and tight.

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Oh, look, it's the little
stickman in the red.

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- Hello.
- He remembered you!

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I should have just kissed you.

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I should have kissed you ages ago.

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Yeah, well, um, maybe we
should talk about this tomorrow.

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Okay, bye-bye.

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Yes, and we will, and we're gonna kiss,

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and it's gonna be one of
those forever sort of kisses.

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Tell her, Sid. Didn't I say that earlier?

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When I sat down over
there, I said it, didn't I?

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Burned into my brain, sir.

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You see?

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Boop!

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Okay, I've got to go kill a king.

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I beg of you, sire, stop it!

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Bye, everybody!

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Thank you, thank you!

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It was fun! You try it!

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♪ Oh... ♪

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♪ We're off on a secret mission ♪

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♪ To finally kill my sib ♪

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♪ And now that we're in his bedroom ♪

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Hey, before we do this thing,

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I just want to say thanks for tonight.

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I really needed to get out.

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Just focus!

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You want to kill him in the head,

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or do you want to kill him in the neck?

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Right. Here we go.

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Hey! Oh, and promise me
you're not gonna say anything

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to anyone about that thing I said.

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- What thing?
- About me being a virgin.

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I think we've heard enough.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh!

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My dear, little, dinky brother,
untouched by war and women.

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I mean, what I meant was virgin slayer.

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You're ***.

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Throw lover boy in a dungeon.

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So mean.

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Oh, and you won't be needing this.

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My crown!

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He stole my crown.

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Keep your chin up. Don't
let them see you cry.

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Never let them see you cry.

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Gareth, I assume you like women.

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If you fight for me, I
will give you land, a title,

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and as many women as you desire.

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What's your type?

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Either really fat or really skinny,

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nothing in between.

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I'll give you fat and skinny.

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I'll get back to you.

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Awesome.

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It was so rude!

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Who does that to my favorite crown?

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Did you know that? I
got it for my birthday!

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- Galavant...
- Izzy, you're so pretty.

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Oh, well, at least he stopped talking.

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Yeah, it's great. Yeah. About time.

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I failed in my mission, Gareth,

264
00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:13,624
and now it's our last night

265
00:10:13,649 --> 00:10:15,725
before we have to duel to the death.

266
00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:21,264
Come on, let's sing Pearl's song together,

267
00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:22,039
for old times' sake.

268
00:10:22,064 --> 00:10:23,164
Shut up.

269
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,892
I've told you your whole
life to grow a pair,

270
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,960
and you just won't listen, and
now you're gonna die for it.

271
00:10:28,985 --> 00:10:30,981
Even though I'm the one
who's gonna kill you,

272
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,501
it's not my fault!

273
00:10:32,526 --> 00:10:34,248
It's not my fault!

274
00:10:34,745 --> 00:10:36,201
I warned you!

275
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:44,074
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276
00:10:50,122 --> 00:10:52,499
I know you did, my friend.

277
00:10:56,429 --> 00:11:02,141
♪ Lay by my side and we'll sail away ♪

278
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:06,753
♪ Off to the shores of another day ♪

279
00:11:06,778 --> 00:11:11,349
♪ All set to go once I hear you say ♪

280
00:11:11,374 --> 00:11:16,234
♪ "Good night, my friend,
until the morning" ♪

281
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:20,910
♪ Up we will float
as we close our eyes ♪

282
00:11:20,935 --> 00:11:25,610
♪ Stars all around us, like fireflies ♪

283
00:11:25,635 --> 00:11:30,186
♪ Just me and you,
drifting through the skies ♪

284
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:33,620
♪ Good night, my friend ♪

285
00:11:33,645 --> 00:11:36,678
♪ Not a thought ♪

286
00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:38,567
♪ Ah-ah ♪

287
00:11:38,592 --> 00:11:40,928
♪ Not a care ♪

288
00:11:40,953 --> 00:11:43,083
♪ Ah-ah ♪

289
00:11:43,108 --> 00:11:47,749
♪ Resting safe and sound ♪

290
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:54,184
♪ With each other there ♪

291
00:11:56,135 --> 00:12:00,965
♪ And so we'll rock
on our nighttime ride ♪

292
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:05,689
♪ Cozy and warm on the rolling tide ♪

293
00:12:05,714 --> 00:12:10,112
♪ Till we arrive on the morning side ♪

294
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:15,420
♪ At journey's end ♪

295
00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:18,921
♪ Good night ♪

296
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:21,486
♪ Sleep tight ♪

297
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:28,559
♪ We're gonna be all right ♪

298
00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:39,814
♪ Good night, my friend ♪

299
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,442
Good morning, sunshine.

300
00:12:47,406 --> 00:12:48,705
Ow.

301
00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:51,449
Hi.

302
00:12:51,474 --> 00:12:52,748
How are you?

303
00:12:52,941 --> 00:12:55,216
Oh, God. Ow.

304
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,787
Rough night?

305
00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,237
I don't remember what happened.

306
00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:00,918
You said her pretty brain exploded

307
00:13:00,943 --> 00:13:02,278
and went all over her face.

308
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,344
And you tried to kiss her.

309
00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:04,675
You were a bit of a mess, sir.

310
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,217
A big, hot mess.

311
00:13:06,796 --> 00:13:08,584
Well, that's the least of our problems.

312
00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:10,321
I think I might have
ruined our only chance,

313
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,105
and now I don't know what to do.

314
00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,821
Good thing I do. Wake up, sire.

315
00:13:14,846 --> 00:13:16,496
We've come to get you out of here.

316
00:13:16,899 --> 00:13:18,603
Oh, God.

317
00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:22,491
Well, I knew you cared.

318
00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:23,286
Take him outside.

319
00:13:23,311 --> 00:13:24,730
This place is horrible.

320
00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,737
All right, everyone, take
only the bare essentials.

321
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,505
We can always pick up
odds and ends on the road.

322
00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,494
None of you are coming, except you.

323
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,772
What? You're coming with me.

324
00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:34,942
I'm not going anywhere, not
without everyone in here.

325
00:13:34,967 --> 00:13:36,814
You don't have a choice, son.

326
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,939
Listen, I remember what I said last night,

327
00:13:47,349 --> 00:13:48,928
and I meant every word.

328
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:51,198
I think you're the most wonderful...

329
00:13:57,106 --> 00:13:59,507
I think I'm falling in love.

330
00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:03,306
Nice kiss. I hope he remembers it.

331
00:14:03,331 --> 00:14:04,332
Come on, you.

332
00:14:04,357 --> 00:14:06,971
Galavant, no!

333
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,588
Please, Gareth!

334
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:10,588
Princess, as long as Galavant's alive,

335
00:14:10,613 --> 00:14:12,802
we stand a chance of being rescued.

336
00:14:21,676 --> 00:14:23,310
What's this?

337
00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:24,053
Where am I?

338
00:14:24,078 --> 00:14:25,665
These pirates will take you and the king

339
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,382
back to his kingdom, where he'll be safe.

340
00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:28,881
What? No.

341
00:14:28,906 --> 00:14:30,151
I'm not leaving her.

342
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:31,505
I'm going back.

343
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,290
I've left word with my men.

344
00:14:33,315 --> 00:14:35,076
You step one foot in that castle

345
00:14:35,101 --> 00:14:37,246
and everyone you love gets the ax.

346
00:14:37,271 --> 00:14:39,038
No more games, Galavant.

347
00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:42,043
Listen, Gareth, I'm moved,
but I've made my bed,

348
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,419
and for once, I should lie in it.

349
00:14:43,444 --> 00:14:45,798
- You get in that boat.
- No, Gareth.

350
00:14:45,823 --> 00:14:47,280
I know you're doing
this because you love me.

351
00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:49,414
I don't love you. I
don't even like you.

352
00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:51,642
No one here likes you, so go.

353
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:53,417
Well, now you're just
being mean to me so I'll go.

354
00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,266
You're self-centered,
self-absorbed,

355
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:56,447
and you wear too much velvet.

356
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,100
Now you're just going into
a lot of specific details,

357
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:58,689
so I'll believe you.

358
00:14:58,714 --> 00:15:00,239
You have a skinny left
calf and a crooked...

359
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:03,047
Okay, okay, fine. I'll go.

360
00:15:03,072 --> 00:15:05,282
But you're not fooling anyone.

361
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:08,925
Go on. And you.

362
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:11,499
Not one hair.

363
00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:14,563
I give you my word.

364
00:15:14,588 --> 00:15:16,796
And know this... I will return for them.

365
00:15:16,821 --> 00:15:18,109
Justice will be done.

366
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,748
I'm excited for you,

367
00:15:19,936 --> 00:15:22,356
but let me give you a
couple of instructions.

368
00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:24,218
He can't sleep at night

369
00:15:24,243 --> 00:15:26,075
if he ain't got a second pillow to hug.

370
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,940
Dairy makes him gassy.

371
00:15:27,965 --> 00:15:30,536
And if he gets cross,
give him some salty snacks.

372
00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:32,408
It's good for his electrolytes.

373
00:15:32,595 --> 00:15:34,949
But if one hair on his head gets harmed,

374
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:37,787
I will hunt you down, I will gut you,

375
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,155
and I will use your skin as a lap blanket.

376
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,639
Do you understand?

377
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,258
We have a deal.

378
00:15:52,401 --> 00:15:54,102
All right, shove off, me hearties.

379
00:15:54,136 --> 00:15:56,204
Arrr!

380
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:17,111
♪ Good night, my friend ♪

381
00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:24,945
What in God's name is going on here?!

382
00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:27,475
Galavant and King Richard have gone.

383
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,527
We don't know where they are.

384
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:32,045
Find them or I'll eat your
firstborn for breakfast.

385
00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:35,838
He's behind this. I know it.

386
00:16:35,863 --> 00:16:36,723
Where have you been?

387
00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:38,828
I'm sorry, milady, I must have slept in.

388
00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:40,037
Oh, really?

389
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,625
Well, why don't you help yourself wake up

390
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:44,963
by going down to the dungeon
and killing everyone who's left?

391
00:16:45,444 --> 00:16:47,704
Okay. It will be my pleasure.

392
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:02,065
Okay, here's the plan.

393
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,113
One of you is gonna knock
me out and take my keys.

394
00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,012
What? You're not going to kill us?

395
00:17:07,037 --> 00:17:08,535
I keep my promises,

396
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,751
and I promised your little lover boy

397
00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:12,006
that I'd take care of you.

398
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,992
So who's first?

399
00:17:14,026 --> 00:17:15,527
Come on.

400
00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:21,505
Next.

401
00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:24,594
Die!

402
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,506
Next.

403
00:17:38,951 --> 00:17:40,765
Just take the keys and go.

404
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,699
Not you. You're coming with me.

405
00:17:44,724 --> 00:17:45,716
Why?

406
00:17:46,324 --> 00:17:48,435
I think I'll keep you for insurance.

407
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,055
Just go! I'll be fine.
Just get everyone to safety.

408
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,167
I'll come back for you.

409
00:17:52,192 --> 00:17:54,075
Please do! So scared!

410
00:18:00,971 --> 00:18:04,920
Gareth, did you kill everyone
who needed to be killed?

411
00:18:05,177 --> 00:18:06,520
No, milady.

412
00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:09,022
What kind of kingdom are you running here?

413
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,213
A henchman that doesn't kill,

414
00:18:11,238 --> 00:18:14,322
a queen who does nothing about it.

415
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,283
This place has gone soft...

416
00:18:22,822 --> 00:18:25,519
Turns out he wasn't my type.

417
00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:39,243
You just got a promotion.

418
00:18:41,373 --> 00:18:42,522
Sit.

419
00:18:53,836 --> 00:18:57,136
You're gonna have to either
lose or gain a lot of weight.

420
00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,054
We had nowhere else to go.

421
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,803
You really hurt my feelings, Izzy.

422
00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:17,966
I don't think I want to be
your future husband anymore.

423
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,264
I'm sorry.

424
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,107
- But...
- Just kidding!

425
00:19:21,132 --> 00:19:22,158
Come on in!

426
00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:25,899
Let's get to know each
other, my future wife.

427
00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:31,862
So happy you came.

428
00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:35,667
I built a room just for you,
my perfect, pretty princess.

429
00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:37,712
You see, it's not so bad.

430
00:19:50,943 --> 00:19:52,629
It's for you...

431
00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,937
To live in forever.

432
00:19:56,378 --> 00:19:59,392
Everyone say bye-bye to Izzy.

433
00:20:02,086 --> 00:20:04,021
Oh, boy.

434
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,236
♪ Our season ends right there ♪

435
00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:20,295
♪ With questions everywhere ♪

436
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:24,109
♪ Like will the princess
waste her whole life waiting? ♪

437
00:20:24,332 --> 00:20:26,286
♪ Will Gareth and the Queen ♪

438
00:20:26,311 --> 00:20:28,410
♪ Rule the entire scene? ♪

439
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:32,203
♪ Will all this singing
kill our Nielsen ratings? ♪

440
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:35,605
♪ Sid, the peasants, the entire crew ♪

441
00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:39,455
♪ Will they be back for season two? ♪

442
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,704
♪ Who knows? ♪

443
00:20:40,729 --> 00:20:42,617
♪ But if there are more shows ♪

444
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,487
♪ Then off our hero goes ♪

445
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:46,337
♪ And so the legend grows ♪

446
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:52,788
♪ The legend known as Galavant ♪

447
00:20:53,199 --> 00:20:54,908
What, what?

448
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,171
Eh, it's you.

449
00:20:57,828 --> 00:20:58,930
This will be fun.

450
00:20:59,505 --> 00:21:00,852
Make the best of it, right?

451
00:21:00,877 --> 00:21:02,677
It's like a buddy trip.

452
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,993
What are those... fables? [Muttering]

453
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,476
Buddy... buddy books, buddy fables?

454
00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:09,156
This'll be a good time.

454
00:21:10,305 --> 00:22:10,531
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