1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,928 {\an8}My name is Mark. 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,806 {\an8}Mon nom est Marc. 3 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:18,435 I cannot speak French. 4 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,812 Je ne parle pas français. 5 00:00:22,647 --> 00:00:24,607 {\an8}Could you please say that again? 6 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:27,402 {\an8}S'il vous plaît, pourriez-vous répéter? 7 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,321 {\an8}Please slow down a little bit. 8 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:34,409 {\an8}Veuillez ralentir. Veuillez parler un peu plus lentement. 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:42,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 10 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,561 Oh, jeez. 11 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:04,022 I did it again. I'm really so sorry. 12 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,858 Emily, do you want to live in my apartment? 13 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:08,610 Come on, even you have to admit 14 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:11,446 that the floor numbering here makes absolutely no sense. 15 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,031 You are very wet. 16 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,699 What? Oh. 17 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,702 Yeah, um... I just ran five miles, 18 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,788 but I don't really know what that is in kilometers. 19 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:22,999 Can I get you a glass of water? It's a long way to the fifth floor. 20 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,417 Nah, I have to get to work, 21 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,420 but, um, I promise I won't bang on your door again. 22 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,881 No problem. Bang any time. 23 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:33,343 You're funny. 24 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,642 Bonjour, la plouc. 25 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,397 Go fuck yourself. 26 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,359 I think I like you. 27 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,071 French is such a funny language. 28 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,575 Why is it la plouc and not le plouc? 29 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,787 I guess it depends on the plouc you're referring to. 30 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:46,416 Look, I know that you all aren't that happy to have me here 31 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,376 and my French could use some work. 32 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,170 - A little bit. - Okay. 33 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,421 It's basically merde, 34 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,882 but I have some ideas about marketing De L'Heure 35 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,216 that I'd like to share with you. 36 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,177 De L'Heure. 37 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,430 - De L'Heure. - De L'Heure. 38 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,807 - De L'Heure. - De L'Heure. 39 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,393 De... L'Heu-re. 40 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:06,519 - De L'Heure. - De L'Heure. 41 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,605 - De L'Heure. - De L'Heu-re. 42 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,440 I don't think that's the account for you. 43 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,859 I studied the marketing plan before I got to Paris. 44 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,110 It's weak. 45 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:16,029 Oh, how so? 46 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,448 You're piggybacking off the ad campaign. 47 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,867 Very little social engagement. I know you're about to launch, 48 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,286 - and you're keeping me out of the loop. - True. 49 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,205 The party is tonight. 50 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,414 Tonight? What...? 51 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,042 What? Were you gonna tell me this, uh, never? 52 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:30,585 Listen, I... 53 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,921 don't agree with your approach. 54 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,299 You want everything to be everywhere, 55 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,884 accessible to everyone. 56 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,594 You want to open doors. 57 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,346 I want to close doors. 58 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,349 We work with very exclusive brands. 59 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:47,101 And they require mystery, and... 60 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:50,230 You have no mystery. 61 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:53,691 You're... You're very... very obvious. 62 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,029 Maybe I am. 63 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:03,159 But... I do understand what it means to be on the outside looking in. 64 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,245 I have a perspective that you will never understand 65 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:08,581 because, no, I'm not sophisticated or French, 66 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,208 and I don't know how to look like you. 67 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,919 That slouchy, sexy, je ne sais quoi thing. 68 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,463 But I am the customer that wants it. 69 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,174 And you're not because... you've already got it, 70 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,759 and you don't even know how you did it. 71 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,721 So, you want to go to this party? 72 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,474 Bien sûr. 73 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:28,810 Fine. Be there at eight. 74 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:30,520 Wonderful. 75 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,522 Any tips on what to wear? 76 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:34,941 Not that. 77 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,425 Oh, there you are. 78 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,136 Stop eating. Why are you eating? 79 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:05,596 I'm sorry. It's just so good, and I'm so hungry. 80 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,098 Well, have a cigarette. 81 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,559 - I don't smoke. - Of course you don't. 82 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,852 Well, they will kill you. 83 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,022 - Bonsoir, Sylvie. - Oh. 84 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:15,189 - Paul. - Mwah. 85 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,232 - Ça va? - Ouais. 86 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,275 Antoine! Ça va bien? 87 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,528 Emily. Quelle metaporphose! Très belle. 88 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:21,654 Oh, merci. 89 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,782 - Emily has just arrived from, uh, America. - Oh. 90 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:27,452 Antoine Lambert. And my wife, Catherine. 91 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,787 - Enchanté. - Enchantée here as well. 92 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,040 Antoine, of course, owns Maison Lavaux, 93 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,042 and he is the best nose in France. 94 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,919 Well, it's... it's very symmetrical. 95 00:05:38,921 --> 00:05:40,340 Not literally my nose. 96 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,968 A nose is what we call the perfumer, the one who composes the scent. 97 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,887 Emily unfortunately 98 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:46,971 does not speak French. 99 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:50,099 And why did you come to Paris? 100 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,977 To bring an American perspective from a marketing point of view. 101 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,396 Hm. And how do things look from that point of view? 102 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,273 I think you have an amazing, sexy product 103 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,442 that could practically induce pregnancy in older women. 104 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,362 - I mean, it's part of the reason I'm here. - Sorry? 105 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,572 Uh, yeah... 106 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:07,367 - Never mind. Sorry. It's a long story. - Please. 107 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:08,993 I'm curious. 108 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,162 Well, I think we can do much more on social. 109 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,664 Last year at my company, we marketed a vaccine 110 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,542 to help combat the chikungunya virus and saturated the web 111 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:19,170 with such gorgeous content, we were actually responsible 112 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,798 for increasing tourism in the Virgin Islands by 30 percent. 113 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,301 If you googled "tropical beach," "vacation," "paradise," 114 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,554 or even "topless beach selfies," you were directed to our product. 115 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,556 Oh, and the best thing is 116 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,766 we can track everything. 117 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,102 Who have used what, when, where, and for how long. 118 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,812 What is she saying? 119 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,649 Juliette from Marie Claire is waiting to talk to you. 120 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,566 Please. 121 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,985 Interesting ideas. 122 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,779 It's nice to meet you. 123 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:48,991 Are you crazy? 124 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,744 - You don't talk about work at a party. - He asked me. 125 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,788 Well, then you change the subject. 126 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:56,416 You know, we're at a soirée, not a conference call. 127 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:57,917 Oh, mon Dieu! 128 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:09,804 Mademoiselle. 129 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,472 Bonsoir. 130 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,391 How are you enjoying Paris? 131 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,602 I love it. I mean, who wouldn't, right? 132 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,523 I'm sorry if I was talking too much about work. 133 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,984 Sometimes I just get a little over enthusiastic, 134 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,527 and, uh, I know it's a party. 135 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,488 - Cheers. - Santé. 136 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,452 You're not wearing the perfume. 137 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,037 - Not yet. I'm sorry. - Here. 138 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,207 Try a little here. 139 00:07:40,376 --> 00:07:42,003 And right here. 140 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:51,888 It suits you. 141 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,599 Ah, it smells really good. 142 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,059 I'm just not usually a perfume girl. 143 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,145 And why not? 144 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,355 It's like wearing beautiful lingerie. 145 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,442 Makes you feel more confident. Sexier. 146 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:05,610 Happier. 147 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:09,238 And, of course, with the right chemistry, it can be an aphrodisiac. 148 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,408 I will keep all of that in mind for our marketing materials. 149 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,243 User experience is key. 150 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,413 Mm-hm. And how do you experience it? 151 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,332 What does it smell like to you? 152 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,919 - Gardenia. - Mm-hm. 153 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:24,212 Leather. 154 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:26,255 Musk. 155 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,925 And a little bit like sweat... 156 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,468 Although that's probably me. 157 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,803 It's like wearing poetry. 158 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,555 Génial. 159 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,307 I love it. 160 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,018 Like wearing poetry. Exactly. 161 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,438 Perhaps you wear it and see how you feel? 162 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,774 And how other men feel around you? 163 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,235 Or other women. As you please. 164 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,611 I usually please men. 165 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,072 Uh, prefer. 166 00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,615 I usually prefer men. 167 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:56,702 Ah. Well then, you need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. 168 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,706 That's the best way to learn the language. In bed. 169 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,543 I have a boyfriend. In Chicago. 170 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:07,171 We're basically engaged to be engaged. He's... He's coming here soon. 171 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,549 I'm not sure that's gonna help with your French. 172 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:13,219 I'm very happy to have an American on my team. 173 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:14,804 We will learn from each other. 174 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,687 Expensive sex. 175 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:24,897 Excuse me? 176 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,774 That's what it smells like to me. 177 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:28,317 Expensive sex. 178 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:30,820 Well, 179 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,281 better than a cheap date. 180 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,618 I look forward to working with you. 181 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,997 And to get to know you, Emily. 182 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:01,934 Bonjour, Emily. 183 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,102 Bonjour, Julien. 184 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:07,898 Hey. 185 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,525 Very successful party last night. 186 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,319 Antoine was impressed with you. 187 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,279 He would like you to work on the account. 188 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:14,530 - Really? - Yeah. 189 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,366 That's great. I thought maybe I was too enthusiastic. 190 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,994 Oh, I would... I would love the help on the account, 191 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,663 but we discussed that Emily 192 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,875 - was gonna work on Vaga-Jeune. - Uh, what... what's Vaga-Jeune? 193 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,043 Uh, suppositoires 194 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:30,546 - so that the vagina can become mouillé. - I'm sorry? 195 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,716 Suppositories to promote vaginal wetness in older women. 196 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:37,553 Because the weather in the vagina when the lady is older... 197 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,598 Isn't so moye anymore, I... I get it. 198 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,141 Mouillé. Très bien. 199 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,643 So you learnt a new word. 200 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,561 So, Emily will work on this for now? 201 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,563 Oui, oui. It's an important product. 202 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,023 A necessity. 203 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:53,152 So first, you start with the necessities, and then you move to the luxuries. 204 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,362 Yeah, exactement! 205 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,739 And your experience is with pharmaceuticals, 206 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,074 so this makes total sense. 207 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,700 Of course. 208 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,285 - Good. - Good. 209 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,163 Oh, also... 210 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,956 ...I think perhaps 211 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,710 last night you were a little too friendly with Antoine. 212 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,879 What? No. 213 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,340 Mm, he seemed very friendly with you. 214 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,592 I think he was just being French. 215 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,095 And you find him attractive? 216 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,389 Yes. No! No. 217 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:24,141 - He's married. I met his wife. - Hm. 218 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,601 So you do find him attractive. 219 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,894 He's a client. 220 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,562 A married client. 221 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,480 Exactement! 222 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,775 And his wife is very nice and a very good friend of mine. 223 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,696 I will send you all the materials for Vaga-Jeune. 224 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,248 Something you should know. 225 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,419 Sylvie is Antoine's mistress. 226 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,669 You never flirt with another woman in front of your mistress. 227 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,546 It's worse than doing it in front of your wife. 228 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,256 They were in the same room, to be precise. 229 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,467 Oh. Then they probably know each other. 230 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,260 - I'm sure they're friends. - Really? 231 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,637 You think Antoine's wife knows about his affair with Sylvie? 232 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,848 Of course. I'm sure she approves. 233 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,807 Why? 234 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,977 Nobody wants to have to have sex with the same person forever. 235 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,437 I bet she has a lover, too. 236 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,398 Okay, my head is just completely spinning. 237 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,151 They're all in it together? 238 00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,237 I think it's probably tolerated more than discussed. 239 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,406 But I don't get it. 240 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,201 What's the point of being married if you're gonna cheat on your spouse? 241 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,121 Uh, maybe after you're married for 20 years, you might feel differently. 242 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,999 I mean, the French are romantics, but they're also realists. 243 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,835 Ah. Cute alert! How do you know about this place? 244 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,338 I live right down there, and every time I pass by, it's packed. 245 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,131 Ah. Bon appétit. 246 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,259 - Santé. - Santé. 247 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,345 So, what brought you to Paris? 248 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,306 Mm. At first, business school. 249 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,142 My father insisted, and he's used to getting his way. 250 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,645 Uh, he's the Zipper King of China. 251 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,480 - The Zipper King? - Yes. 252 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:37,399 And also many other kinds of... fasteners. 253 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,318 He's got the world by the balls. 254 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,445 Literally. 255 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,446 And, um, 256 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,073 well, it's his dream 257 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:47,493 to have his only child, me, take over the family business. 258 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,454 - Well, what's your dream? - Just anything but that. 259 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,164 But ever since I was a child, 260 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,501 I was obsessed with the idea of living in Paris. 261 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,796 Um, so I enrolled in school here and dropped out. 262 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,757 - I'm used to getting my way, too. - Merci. 263 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,384 So that's why you became a nanny? 264 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:07,012 Yes, because when my father found out, he cut me off. 265 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,348 Ow. I'm sorry. That's harsh. 266 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,141 No. No, no, no, it's wonderful. 267 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,602 I mean, I'd... I'd much rather have my freedom. 268 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,231 Otherwise I'd be living a very predictable life in China. 269 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:19,149 You know, it's funny, 270 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,569 I grew up with nannies, and now I am one. 271 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,904 - Well, I'm very glad you're here. - Mm-hm. 272 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,740 Ugh. This steak isn't cooked at all. 273 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,033 - Um... - Ooh. 274 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,285 Excuse me! Pardon. 275 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,578 - Monsieur. - Oui. 276 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,704 Uh... 277 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,498 I ordered this medium, and it's still kind of bloody. 278 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,042 Elle aimerait son steak mieux cuit, s'il vous plaît. 279 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,502 Uh, yeah. What she said. 280 00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,759 Yeah. Just make sure to never order the ris de veau. 281 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,261 What's that? Rice with veal? 282 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,638 No. See, that's what I thought. 283 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,683 I think it's brains or balls, but it tastes like ass. 284 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,018 Ew. 285 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,646 The chef tells me the steak is correct. 286 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,859 Um, well, correct for him but not correct for me. 287 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,987 - I suggest you try it. - Ah, 288 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,989 maybe you suggest he cook it longer? 289 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:10,326 - I'll take yours, you take mine. - No. Come on. The customer's always right. 290 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,578 See, no, here the customer is never right. 291 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,247 Well, maybe I'll educate the chef a little bit 292 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,832 about customer service. 293 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,251 You think you're gonna change the entire French culture 294 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,461 by sending back a steak? 295 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,007 - Gabriel? - Emily. 296 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:27,676 Mindy. 297 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,470 Wait, you're the chef here? 298 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,597 Oui. Is there a problem? 299 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,558 - Well, you... - No! No. I love it. 300 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,935 Everything is perfect. 301 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,561 You haven't touched it. 302 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:41,690 You know, I'd be happy to burn it for you, but promise me you'll try it first. 303 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,859 Yeah, try his meat, Emily. 304 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,780 Hm. 305 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,995 Mm! Mm. 306 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:55,913 Mm! 307 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,666 - It's surprisingly tender. - Tender. 308 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,335 See. I knew you'd like it if you gave it a chance. 309 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,671 Bon appétit, ladies. 310 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,840 - Mm. - Bon appétit. 311 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,676 I'd bone appétit him. 312 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,445 Mm! 313 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,098 I packed, I... took a week off of work, 314 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,017 and then I thought, 315 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,437 - "What am I gonna do there all day?" - What? 316 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,688 Uh, I don't know. 317 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:03,856 See the sights? 318 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,525 I mean, Paris is kinda famous for its sights. 319 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,152 Yeah. Alone. 320 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:09,903 While you're working. 321 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,740 Well, our lunches are pretty extensive here. 322 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,659 I mean, I could spend three hours with you in the Louvre in the afternoon 323 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,870 and no one would miss me, you know. 324 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,331 Wait, is this about the Cubs? 325 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,666 No. 326 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,461 Because we can watch the playoffs on a Slingbox. 327 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,046 You won't have to miss a game. 328 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,715 That's... That's not what this is about. 329 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,467 Well, what is this about? 330 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,720 I don't know how to do long distance. 331 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,516 Well, you start by getting on a flight. 332 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,311 I... I thought we'd figured this all out. 333 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:44,229 No. You had this figured out. 334 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,941 And I'm sorry if I don't fit into your spreadsheet, but... 335 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,235 I like our life in Chicago. 336 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,405 This is Paris! 337 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,996 Wait. Are... Are you not, like, coming here... 338 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,623 ever? 339 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,500 I think you should come home. 340 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,219 You know what? 341 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,429 You can keep your precious air miles 342 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,181 and spend it on some away game 343 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,016 and stay in Chicago for the rest of your life. 344 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:25,145 Because... Because this city is filled with... with love 345 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,564 and... and romance and light and beauty 346 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,775 and passion and... and sex! 347 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,611 Which are clearly things that mean nothing to you. 348 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,571 Whoa, whoa. Wait, I'm sorry. Are you still there? 349 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,281 I... I think I lost you. I don't... 350 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,867 Yeah. You did. 351 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,203 Wait, wait. E-Emily, wait. 352 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,663 Emily... 353 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:43,831 No, I'm done waiting. 354 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,986 Young vagina. 355 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,993 The irony of menopause. 356 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,454 Just when you have the time 357 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:10,584 to really explore your mature, adventurous, sensual self... 358 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,130 the vagina goes on strike. 359 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:23,013 ...on strike. 360 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,615 Why is the vagina masculine? 361 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:43,575 Pardon? 362 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,535 Why is it le vagin, and not la vagin? 363 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,745 Oh, you mean le vagin. 364 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,580 Oh, I don't know. It just is. 365 00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,000 Maybe it's because it's something a woman owns and a man possesses. 366 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,545 Your language is seriously effed up. 367 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,949 This was a big mistake. 368 00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,827 - I... I should never have come here. - No! It's good you came. 369 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,997 Better than wasting another minute on a man who won't leave Chicago. 370 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,957 I feel like Alice Through the Looking Glass. 371 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,166 It's like up is down. 372 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,877 I'll never learn the language or understand anything here. 373 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,339 Do you realize this city is laid out in circles? 374 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,967 Like they deliberately designed it to confuse us. 375 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,928 It's an illogical culture, but it's a beautiful one too. 376 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,514 Better to just let it wash over you. 377 00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,016 Yeah, but that's just it. 378 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,434 I'm worried I might drown. 379 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,062 Maybe I'm just not cut out for this city, you know? 380 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,356 - I thought it was gonna be an adventure. - And it is. 381 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400 Maybe an even better one than you imagined. 382 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,654 I just never pictured myself here alone. 383 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,115 You're not alone. 384 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,908 You have a friend here now. 385 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,788 Paris is the most exciting city in the world. 386 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,249 And you never know what's gonna happen next. 387 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,751 Laurent! 388 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,961 Get away from that fountain! 389 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:18,879 Now! 390 00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:23,633 Little shit. 391 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,886 You'll be fine. 392 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,565 Madam Macron. 393 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:45,739 {\an8}THE VAGINA IS NOT MALE! 394 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:51,536 ABSOLUTELY! 395 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,957 Well, that's it. The end. 396 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:58,085 - I'm really going to miss you. - Yeah, right. 397 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,629 You'll forget about us as soon as you're in the South of France. 398 00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:02,255 Sold off and abandoned, that's us. 399 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:05,384 - Nothing's going to change, you know. - What about the girl? 400 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,469 What about her? Is she really that bad? 401 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:09,888 She's tiresome. 402 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,181 Well, at least she's hot. 403 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,849 Uh, sorry, but... 404 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:15,560 Honestly, it could have been worse. I think she's all right. 405 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,896 It's okay for you. You've got your check. You... 406 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,232 Oh, come on... You know me. 407 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,402 Oh, fuck! 408 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,945 What? 409 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,988 I've got a message from the CEO of Vaga-Jeune. 410 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:30,242 Brigitte Macron has just posted something on her Twitter account 411 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:31,952 - about their product. - What? 412 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:34,454 - It came from Emily's Instagram account. - Oh, wow. 413 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,998 - Hein? Brigitte Macron? - Brigitte Macron. 414 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,292 The client is delighted. 415 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,961 "The vagina is not male." 416 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,587 That's for sure. 417 00:23:50,887 --> 00:23:52,264 Oh, my God. 418 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:55,559 Emily! 419 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,478 Emily! Come join us. Come. 420 00:24:04,317 --> 00:24:05,402 Elle assure trop. 421 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,659 - I guess you saw the post. - Yeah. 422 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,494 Emily, 423 00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:18,123 you have made my last day here quite memorable. 424 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:19,499 I'm so glad. 425 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,169 Yeah, well done, Emily. 426 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,796 Well, I guess a new chapter at Savoir has begun. 427 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,006 Thank you, Sylvie. 428 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,550 I'm really looking forward to working with you. 429 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,554 To our very own American Vaga-Jeune. 430 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,765 - To our Vaga-Jeune. - To our Vaga-Jeune. 431 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:36,766 To our Vaga-Jeune. 431 00:24:37,305 --> 00:25:37,749 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6xag6 Help other users to choose the best subtitles