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Previously on Desperate Housewives
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Lynette confronted
Tom's new girlfriend.
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You think maybe you
could stop
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trying to take
my husband away from me?
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You think I'm gonna give up
on him just because
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you can't accept
your marriage is over?
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Hey, Mike!
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Ben found out about Mike's past...
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Ex-con?
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And hired him.
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I can definitely use you.
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Bree showed Gaby
the threatening note.
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I'm sorry
to burden you with this...
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Why did you have to
tell me?
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And then she discovered
the location
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of Ben's new development.
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We're digging up the body?
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Ben's bulldozers start
tearing up the woods
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tomorrow morning.
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Where are Carlos and Susan?
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I didn't wanna
freak 'em out.
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And Susan has done nothing
but freak out, so it's just us.
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But when they got there...
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No!
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They found someone
had beaten them to it.
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No matter
what the circumstances,
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Bree Van de Kamp always found
a way to stay in control.
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She curbed her impulses.
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She enforced
a strict dress code.
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She maintained
a strong moral center.
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Yes, Bree was always in control,
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so when it came
to handling a crisis...
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This is a nightmare.
What are we gonna do?
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It made perfect sense that
she was in the driver's seat.
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Yeah. I mean,
I can't believe
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the worst thing
that happened tonight
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was not getting to move
a dead body.
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Ladies, please,
I need to hear myself think.
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Oh, my God!
What if he's alive?
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Right, and after
a 2-month dirt nap,
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he clawed his way out.
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No, someone must have
dug him out.
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But who?
What if it was the cops?
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No! I can't go to jail!
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What, and we can?
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Yes! You'll start a gang.
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Bree will work in the kitchen.
I'm the smallest one.
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I am so ending up
somebody's bitch!
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Shh! It wasn't the police.
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They would have treated it
like a crime scene,
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and that awful yellow tape
would have been everywhere.
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Okay, then.
Think about this, Bree.
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What if it's someone
who knows what we did,
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and it made them sick...
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And now
they're going to tell?
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Why is she talking like that?
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Gaby is engaging
in wild speculation,
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which isn't at all
productive.
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There has to be
a simple explanation.
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We just need to take
a deep breath and think,
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and the answer will be
right in front us.
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Susan.
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Oh, my God.
Of course!
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Why would Susan move the body?
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Because she's cuckoo crazy.
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She's been flipping out
ever since we buried the guy.
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Okay, then what if it was her?
What do we do?
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We march over
and we ask if she did it,
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and if she did,
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I know an empty grave
that's going to waste.
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But if she didn't,
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then we just admitted that we
went to the woods without her.
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Imagine what cuckoo
will do with that.
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Clearly, we have to be
diplomatic, crafty.
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We'll ask indirect questions,
scan her house for clues.
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We'll gather information
without arousing suspicion.
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Okay, Bree. Well, seems like
you got a good handle on this.
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Definitely.
Let us know how it goes.
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Yes, when it came to a crisis,
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everyone was happy to have
Bree in the driver's seat...
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Fine. I'll talk to Susan.
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Even if Bree herself would have
preferred to be a passenger.
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As the mother of five,
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Lynette Scavo was used
to uncomfortable questions.
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Why are you eating
Santa's cookies?
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What happened
to my goldfish?
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Why were you and daddy making
funny noises last night?
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Yes, after five children,
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Lynette thought
she'd heard it all,
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until there was one question...
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Are dad and Jane
gonna get married?
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She never saw coming.
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Why would you ask that?
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I don't know.
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They're spending a lot
of time together, and...
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It's okay. You can say it.
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They seem really happy.
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You told her to say it.
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Honey, just because
people are happy
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and spend time together,
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it doesn't mean
they're gonna get married.
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I mean, your aunt Renee and I
spend time together.
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And we're not getting married
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till your mom makes
a lot more money.
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I'll get it.
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Yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You all ready to see "wicked"?
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Hello, Lynette.
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Hello.
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Oh, my God. Look at your hair.
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We're twins.
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Yes, you are.
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Penny, where did you learn
to do that?
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Jane taught me.
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Oh, it's easy.
I could teach you, too.
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Oh, I know how to do it.
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Okay. Uh, we should go.
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We might not be home
until 11:00.
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On a school night?
It's my fault.
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I went to high school
with the wicked witch,
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and she invited us backstage.
Is that okay?
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O-oh, my God.
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Can I, mom?
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What can I say? Since you
asked me in front of Penny.
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Let's go, zuzu.
Yeah.
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Bye.
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"Zuzu"?
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Yeah. She's got
a cute nickname for Penny.
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I bet she's got one
for you, too... "Doormat."
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What?
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It's bad enough
she stole your husband,
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and now you're letting her
take your daughter, too?
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What am I supposed to do?
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I'm not gonna drag Penny
into the middle of this.
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Well, apparently, Jane doesn't
play by the same rules.
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I think it's time
to fight dirty.
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I don't know how to do that.
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Well, you're in luck.
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She might have gone to school
with the wicked witch,
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but you went to school
with me.
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It's portfolio review time.
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That's the special moment
where I tell you all
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how you're letting me down.
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Okay, uh, speaking as
a former teacher...
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Still pontificating.
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Now some might say,
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"he must think
pretty highly of himself
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to judge other people
so harshly,"
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to which I say,
yeah, he does.
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Can you believe this guy?
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I would die for him.
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Yeah.
That's a healthy attitude.
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So while you're opening
your portfolios
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and arranging your works,
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let me tell you what
I do not wanna see.
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Bowls of fruit.
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Portraits of children.
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Frigid winter landscapes.
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Lush summer vistas.
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However, I do enjoy
a nice ocean scene...
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Just so it's not ruined
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by the addition
of a sad, little sailboat.
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Did you look
in myportfolio?
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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I wanted to steel myself
for disappointment.
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Okay, again,
as a former teacher,
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that's not how
you motivate people.
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Apparently not.
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You haven't grown an inch
since you started my class.
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Your work's the same
as it's always been...
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Technically proficient
but totally boring.
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You never surprise me.
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Amy, on the other hand,
is nothing but surprises.
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Thank you.
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Don't talk, dear.
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Her technique is atrocious.
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Cats with crayons could draw
more convincingly,
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but what she does is real,
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and it bleeds.
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And I love it.
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I would follow him into hell.
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I think we already have.
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Celia, get back here!
Give me that now!
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Hey, hey, hey,
enough with the screaming!
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Come on. Sit down. Come on.
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What are we having?
Spaghetti and meat-shapes?
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Well, they started off as balls.
What do you want from me?
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Is daddy eating with us?
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No, sweetie.
He's taking a nap.
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Celia!
Use a fork, not the doll.
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Mom, remember that cabin
on the lake?
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Can we rent it again
for spring vacation?
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Spring? It isn't even
Thanksgiving yet.
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I know, but we always plan
our vacations in the fall.
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Well...
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Who knows what
we'll be doing then?
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Let's... just worry about that
later, okay?
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But we know we wanna go there.
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Why can't we plan it now?
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Will you just stop?!
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Just eat your food.
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And what am I gonna
tell her?
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"Sorry, sweetie.
We can't rent that cabin
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'cause daddy and I
might be in jail by spring."
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Will you stop?
We're not going to jail.
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You can't promise that,
Carlos.
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It's been two months.
Nothing's happened. Relax.
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Where's this coming from?
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I'm just saying, a cop could
show up at the door any day
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and destroy our family.
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And we don't even have someone
to take care of the kids.
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Sure, we do. We named
a guardian when we did our will.
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Yeah, Susan.
She'll be my cellmate,
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and we'll be making
license plates
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with Bree and Lynette.
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Ah, right.
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Well, we'll just find
someone else.
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How about McCluskey?
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Are you kidding?
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I've got meat in the freezer
that's gonna be around
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longer than she is.
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Oh, I know.
I know, and they're perfect.
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Bob and Lee.
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Huh?
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No, think about it.
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Two gay guys who could have
been out dancing every night,
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adopted a child?
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They chose this?
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Yeah, what does that tell us?
They're unstable.
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No, I'm serious.
They're great parents.
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Yeah, they are.
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Okay. Bob and Lee.
We'll ask 'em.
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But don't worry.
We're not going anywhere.
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Can't promise that.
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Dad and Jane are coming.
I'm gonna wait on the porch.
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Oh, and Jane's cooking,
so I won't need dinner.
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Everything okay?
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Huh?
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I'm sorry.
I was just looking
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at all these pictures
in your baby book.
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I guess I was getting
a little nostalgic.
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Mom, my baby book has,
like, five pictures in it.
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But they're really good.
You wanna see? Look.
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Here's you with me and your dad
at your 1st birthday.
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Look at us.
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We were really
a family then.
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We're a family now.
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Aren't we?
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Of course.
Oh, of course.
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It's just...
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Just what?
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Well, since you asked,
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things are
going to be different
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since your dad brought Jane
into the picture.
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You don't like her, do you?
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Oh, I didn't say that.
She's a very smart lady,
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and she obviously knows
how to get what she wants...
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Medical career,
other people's husbands.
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But I'm not gonna say
anything bad.
260
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,120
I know. You like her.
261
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,760
Well... I thought she was nice.
262
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,400
She is... to you.
263
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:21,040
Maybe that's because she's
trying to steal you, too.
264
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,320
But like I said,
265
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,760
I don't wanna say anything bad.
266
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,200
You should go wait out
on the porch.
267
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,240
You don't need to sit here
listening to my...
268
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,160
Legitimate whining.
269
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,880
I don't wanna go over there.
270
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,280
Oh?
271
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,080
I wanna stay here...
With you.
272
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,360
Well, if you feel strongly
about it,
273
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,560
and I can tell you do,
274
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,400
I could call your dad
and make an excuse.
275
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:46,560
Would you?
276
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,880
Sweetie, I would do
anything for you.
277
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,000
You are my daughter...
278
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,720
My biological daughter.
279
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,880
Thanks. I love you, mom.
280
00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,440
I love you, too, bobo.
281
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,520
"Bobo"?
282
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,240
We'll work on it.
283
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,400
Ugh! I hate you, Andre!
284
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,160
Susan.
285
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,960
I rang your doorbell twice.
Is everything okay?
286
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,320
Oh, I can't get his voice
out of my head.
287
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,240
Voice?
288
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,120
Yeah. He keeps telling me
how bad I am.
289
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,960
Oh, really?
290
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,280
Uh, does this voice also
tell you to do things?
291
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,280
Sorry.
I know I must sound crazy.
292
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,800
It's just, I've been staring at
this blank canvas for two days.
293
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,960
I don't sleep. I don't eat.
294
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,600
Do you dig things up?
295
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,640
What?
What?
296
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,760
Did you just ask me
if I dug something up?
297
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,160
Oh! I think someone's been
298
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,880
staring at a blank canvas
too long.
299
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,880
Bree, what's going on?
300
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,120
Why are you here?
301
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,200
Okay, I'm just gonna come
right out and ask you.
302
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,120
Did you...
Hey.
303
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,560
Mike, what are you
doing home?
304
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,880
I-I thought you were
meeting Ben about the job.
305
00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,320
Yeah, I was, and then he called
and said he had to cancel.
306
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,760
Something happened
at the site,
307
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,440
and they had to shut down
the whole project.
308
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,960
That's weird.
309
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,840
Y-yeah.
Did he say what it was?
310
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,320
No.
311
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,200
But he sure
didn't sound good.
312
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,520
Well, I really
should be going.
313
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,520
Wait. You said you were
gonna ask me something.
314
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,120
No, I didn't.
315
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,720
You really need to get away
from those paint fumes.
316
00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:36,720
Guardians?
317
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,960
Yeah!
318
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,600
You know, in case
something happens to us,
319
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,600
we think you guys would be
terrific parents to our girls.
320
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,800
Wow.
321
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,480
What an honor.
322
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,960
Well, you know,
we love Juanita and...
323
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,000
- The other one.
- Celia.
324
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,280
Tip of my tongue.
325
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,400
But you have so many
closer friends on the Lane.
326
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,960
What about Susan?
327
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,440
Yeah, that'd never work.
328
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,800
Why not?
329
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,360
Um, well, Susan...
330
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,240
Is...
331
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,360
A racist.
332
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,920
What? I-I've known her
for years.
333
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,080
I've never seen her
be racist.
334
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,720
- It's new.
- Yeah.
335
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,000
What about Bree?
336
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,200
Yeah! An alcoholic with
a house full of guns? Genius.
337
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,160
Lynette? McCluskey?
Anyone at all?
338
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,720
Hang on.
339
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,800
You guys have a problem
with our girls?
340
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,280
It's just, we're still learning
how to take care of one kid.
341
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,680
You've got two,
and they're both...
342
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,880
You know.
343
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,160
What?
344
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,520
Monsters.
345
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,560
You know it. We know it.
Why are we dancing around it?
346
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,800
I was gonna say "spirited."
347
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,760
No, no, no, no.
See, they used to be like that.
348
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,960
They've changed.
They're all grown up now.
349
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,400
I babysat them
two months ago.
350
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,080
Juanita punched me in the neck,
and the other one bit me.
351
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,880
Celia. Her name is Celia.
352
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,920
Okay, you know,
seriously, guys,
353
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,360
they're like
different people now.
354
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,560
So well-behaved.
355
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,200
Yeah. Y-you have to see it
to believe it.
356
00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,400
You know what?
That's a great idea.
357
00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,760
What? What is?
358
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:05,040
Why don't you have us over
for dinner tomorrow?
359
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,720
And we can see how
well-behaved they truly are.
360
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,640
Oh, my God!
361
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,040
That is a great idea.
362
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,120
But I don't know about tomorrow,
because the girls...
363
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,920
Are busy
with their Bible pageant,
364
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,840
and their extensive
charity work.
365
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,280
Tomorrow.
366
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,520
Tomorrow.
367
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,480
- Bye, guys.
- See you at dinner.
368
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,160
- We're dead.
- Yeah.
369
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,800
Okay, Bob and Lee
370
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,200
are coming over for dinner
tonight.
371
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,760
That gives me nine hours
to teach you
372
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,520
to be courteous, gracious,
and well-mannered...
373
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,800
Exact opposite
of what you usually are.
374
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,760
This is why you kept us
home from school?
375
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,160
Oh, you're in school,
and class is in session.
376
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,400
Okay, now which one
is the salad fork?
377
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,560
What's salad?
378
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,840
When is the last time
you brushed your...
379
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,800
Is this a lollipop?!
380
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,360
Told you it wasn't
a good hiding place.
381
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,120
Come on. Think!
382
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,680
Who won the Tony
for best musical in 1995?
383
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:22,200
This is too hard. Why can't
gay people like cartoons?
384
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,560
Did you get that
out of the garbage?
385
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,920
Hey. Didn't you get
my message?
386
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,240
About Penny not being able
to come over? Yeah.
387
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,880
Been getting a lot
of those messages lately.
388
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,000
Penny?!
389
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,240
So why are you here?
390
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,440
To see my daughter.
391
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,200
I wanna find out
what's going on.
392
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,640
Hey!
393
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,880
Hey, dad.
394
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,960
I haven't seen you this week.
395
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,600
Is everything okay?
396
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,760
Yeah. I've just had
a lot of homework and stuff.
397
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,280
Why don't you do it
at my place?
398
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,080
You know, if it...
If it's science,
399
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:02,640
Jane lives right upstairs,
and she's a real brainiac.
400
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:03,640
No, thanks.
401
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,240
I'd rather have mom help.
402
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,920
Do you have a problem
with Jane, sweetie?
403
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,920
I've got a really big test
tomorrow, so I should...
404
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,400
Hang on. Hang on.
405
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:30,200
May-maybe you and I need
a little one-on-one time.
406
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,360
You... you remember that park
407
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,480
where I taught you
to play catch?
408
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:37,880
Well, I'm gonna be there
tomorrow after school... just me.
409
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,400
We can hang out or...
Or do whatever you want.
410
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,040
What do you say?
411
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,120
Okay.
412
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,360
Huh. That's weird.
413
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,320
Penny and Jane were
getting along great,
414
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,040
and then, uh,
all of a sudden...
415
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,320
All of a sudden what?
416
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,360
Did you say anything to her
about not liking Jane?
417
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,440
Penny's a big girl.
She has her own opinions.
418
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,240
Okay.
419
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:07,640
I just wanna make sure
that we remember
420
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,560
that this thing between us
is between us, not the kids.
421
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,160
Hey, don't blame me.
422
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,840
I'm not the one who jumped
into a relationship
423
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,560
without thinking
about the consequences.
424
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,400
You made your bed...
With someone else.
425
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,240
I'm gonna go help our daughter
with her homework.
426
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,600
Bree?
427
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,600
Hello.
428
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,400
I wanted to celebrate
your first day of construction
429
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,600
with lunch.
430
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,960
I'm already eating.
431
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,000
There was a little problem.
432
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,680
Really? I hope you don't think
me nosy if I ask...
433
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,160
My guys found a body
buried in the woods.
434
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,480
Oh, my.
Did you call the police?
435
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,320
Not yet.
436
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,080
So they found a body. How?
437
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,000
Uh, doing soil samples.
438
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,160
Um, they dug it up
halloween night,
439
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,080
put it in a storage shed.
440
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,360
And why have you waited
so long to call the police?
441
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,840
'Cause I keep hoping
I'll find a way out of this.
442
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,040
'Cause once I call,
443
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,800
my project becomes
a crime scene.
444
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,760
They shut it down.
I lose a lot of time,
445
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,200
and... a lot of money.
446
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,400
What a shame.
447
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,160
It must be so tempting
to just...
448
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,080
Make the body disappear.
449
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,760
I'm sure you've
considered re-burying it
450
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,800
or dissolving it in acid
or wrapping it in heavy chains
451
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,160
and dropping it in a lake.
452
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,000
I'm sure
you've considered that.
453
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,040
Y-yeah, yeah.
Of course I have.
454
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,760
Uh... but if I hide this,
and it comes out later,
455
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,280
I'm committing a felony.
456
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,280
And I...
457
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,760
I can't take that risk.
458
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,120
I know, but think
459
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,600
of all the people
who'll lose their jobs,
460
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,240
and... and what about the...
461
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,920
The poor men
who dug up the body?
462
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,320
They... they could face
charges.
463
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,000
I know that, Bree.
464
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,560
I'm sorry. You're just
saying the same stuff
465
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,120
I've been thinking all day.
466
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,080
But there's no way
out of this.
467
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,360
There isn't, is there?
468
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,040
I got to go call the cops,
get this over with.
469
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:05,640
Bree?
470
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,480
He was a horrible man.
471
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:24,640
Wh-what?
You know who this was?
472
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,560
He hurt a child...
473
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,240
Someone I care about
very much,
474
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,200
and he was gonna hurt her
again.
475
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,960
Bree, did you kill him?
476
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,040
Well, tell me
you didn't kill him.
477
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,160
I need to know
before I go to the police.
478
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,880
I didn't kill him.
479
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,240
My friend did,
and I helped bury him here.
480
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,280
Oh, God.
481
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,960
And you want me to...
To make this go away.
482
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,720
I know it's a lot to ask.
483
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,720
But yes.
484
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,840
That's what I want.
485
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,120
Well, I'm sorry, Bree.
486
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,560
I can't.
487
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,880
And thank you, lord,
for this wonderful food.
488
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,400
And bless our good friends,
Bob and Lee.
489
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,760
We are so grateful
to have them as our neighbors.
490
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,800
And bless their daughter Jenny
who is away at her sleepover.
491
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,000
We miss her so much.
492
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,360
And bless all the children
of the world
493
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,160
whether they have
a mommy and daddy,
494
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,280
two mommies,
495
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,640
or two daddies.
496
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,800
Amen.
497
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,400
Amen.
498
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,200
That was really nice. We never
pray before meals at our house.
499
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,400
Well, some meals you just
need to pray before.
500
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,200
That's a beautiful dress,
Juanita.
501
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,760
I guess.
502
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,800
Oh, Juanita.
Don't be modest.
503
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,560
Oh.
504
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,480
Isn't there a story behind
that dress you'd like to tell?
505
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,080
Well, actually,
506
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,680
it's kind of like Anita's dress
in "west side story,"
507
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,040
my all-time favorite musical.
508
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,360
You like musicals?
509
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,840
Hmm. Do I like musicals?
510
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,600
Of course you do,
silly. You love them!
511
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,560
Oh.
512
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,160
Ooh.
513
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,720
All right,
I'm gonna have to owe you.
514
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:40,960
I'm out of singles.
I can break a $5.
515
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:44,240
Such a good girl.
516
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,680
She sure is.
517
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,760
Anyone need salt?
518
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:48,800
No.
519
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,440
Oh, God.
520
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,960
You broke me.
521
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,040
And now you're inside.
522
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,000
I can't paint.
523
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,480
I just stare
at the empty canvas
524
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,560
and wonder how much you're
gonna hate what I do next.
525
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,520
Oh, I can help you with that.
526
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,560
You can?
527
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,920
Yes. I'll hate it a lot.
We good?
528
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,120
What do I have to do to get you
to take me seriously?
529
00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:21,040
Hey.
530
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:22,920
Oh.
531
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,880
O-of course.
532
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,680
It makes perfect...
533
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,880
This is why you like Amy
better in class.
534
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,640
No, I like Amy better in class
because she's a better artist.
535
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,880
This is why I like her in bed.
536
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,800
See ya.
537
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,720
So as you can see, Susan,
I'm a little busy,
538
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,960
so if we're done...
539
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,840
We're not done.
540
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,000
I am totally adrift
in that class.
541
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,560
Okay.
542
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,560
Would it help if I told you
what your grade is?
543
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,320
No. I-I-I... I mean,
that's not what I was...
544
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,240
You're getting an "a."
Really?
545
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,040
Well, actually, an "a"-plus.
546
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:59,040
Oh, wait. I'm sure
that's not enough for you.
547
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,280
You probably also need to know
everybody else will get a "d."
548
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,040
Amy, you're getting a "d."
549
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,320
Okay!
550
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,680
Congratulations, Susan.
551
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,400
I do not want you to give me
a fake grade.
552
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,640
It doesn't mean anything
if you're lying.
553
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,880
Well, why not?
554
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,760
You're lying.
555
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,560
No, I'm not.
556
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,160
Every time you sit down
to paint
557
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,760
and don't paint the fear
and pain that's in you,
558
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,640
you're lying.
559
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,360
Every time you care
560
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,800
what somebody else thinks
about your art, you're lying.
561
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,880
Uh, I have to go.
562
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,840
I used to think you were
holding something back,
563
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,440
and now I wonder if there
just isn't anything there.
564
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,960
So enjoy your "a"-plus,
565
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,960
but don't come to my class
anymore. We're done.
566
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,920
Gaby, it was
a wonderful night.
567
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,360
And you were so right
about the girls.
568
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,720
They are an absolute delight.
569
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,000
When they sang
the "dreamgirls" number...
570
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,680
Goose bumps, seriously.
571
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,000
Aw, I'm just glad
you could come.
572
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,560
You guys are so special
to us.
573
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,640
Gaby, did you leave
the garage door open?
574
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,600
Oh, I mean,
you're practically family.
575
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,680
That's why
when we were thinking
576
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,520
who we'd want to be guardians
of our precious angels,
577
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,360
you two were the only ones
we considered.
578
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,800
I mean, the girls absolutely
adore you, and...
579
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,440
What?
580
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,520
Oh, dear.
581
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,120
This aside, it was a pretty good
evening, wasn't it?
582
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,320
I don't get it.
What were you thinking?
583
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,480
Your father and I
did not raise you like this.
584
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,720
Sorry.
585
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,360
Can you just tell me why?
I want to understand.
586
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:58,800
I thought you liked
Bob and Lee.
587
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,480
I do. They're nice.
588
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,520
Then I'm confused.
Why'd you do it?
589
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:10,600
Fine. Go to bed. We'll talk
about your punishment tomorrow
590
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,200
and how you're gonna make
this up to them.
591
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,480
Is daddy dying?
592
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,400
What?
593
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,320
No! Why would you even
say that?
594
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,840
Because you guys have been
acting different,
595
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,920
and daddy sleeps a lot,
596
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,240
and... everyone seems sad.
597
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,800
Even when we're happy,
it's like...
598
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,000
I don't know. Just sad.
599
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,680
Daddy's fine,
600
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,200
and mommy's fine, too.
601
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,200
Then why do you want us
to go live with Bob and Lee?
602
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,080
I heard you guys talking
about it. Sorry.
603
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,440
Ohh.
604
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,800
Honey, it's called
being a guardian.
605
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,240
Every family has that.
It's just in case.
606
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,160
But trust me,
nothing's gonna happen.
607
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,280
So... we can rent that cabin
for spring vacation?
608
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,920
Sure.
609
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,640
And everything's
going to be okay?
610
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,760
You promise?
611
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,840
Cross my heart.
612
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,200
Okay, last week it was
a teething biscuit
613
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,240
caked to my ass, and now this?
614
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,520
Why are we stopping?
What are you looking at?
615
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,560
Penny's meeting Tom here
for some one-on-one time,
616
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,960
and I wanted to make sure
617
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,480
Saint Jane didn't make it
a threesome.
618
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,680
Threesome? Looks more like
a lonesome to me.
619
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,360
She didn't come.
620
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,360
Well, maybe she's busy.
You said Jane's a doctor, right?
621
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,440
I was talking about Penny.
622
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:02,320
She didn't come.
623
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,040
Well... at least you don't
have to worry about Jane
624
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,920
busting up your family.
625
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,560
You're right.
626
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,920
I seem to be doing that
just fine on my own.
627
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,040
Hello, Bree.
628
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:25,080
Chuck.
What are you doing here?
629
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,440
Relax. Just police business.
630
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,480
Following up
on a missing person report.
631
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,640
Have you seen this man?
632
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,560
Two months ago?
633
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,280
The night
of that dinner party.
634
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,960
We were walking to your house,
and we passed him.
635
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,200
Right here. You remember?
636
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,640
I've never seen that man
before in my life.
637
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,680
Have you ever heard
of microexpressions, Bree?
638
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,400
They flash
across a person's face
639
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,920
for a fraction of a second,
640
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,800
revealing their true emotion,
641
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,200
instead of the one
they're covering with.
642
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,280
It's how cops know
when people lie.
643
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,160
Well, that's all
very fascinating,
644
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,520
but I don't have time
for this.
645
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,840
For example, um,
646
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:13,040
when a person is distressed,
their eyebrows go up,
647
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,720
causing lines to appear
across the forehead.
648
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,280
Don't touch me.
649
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,640
Do you know,
the funny thing is...
650
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:25,240
I don't need a microexpression
to tell me when you're lying.
651
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,160
'Cause I know that look
from personal experience.
652
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,720
I saw it every time
I was in your bed
653
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,840
and you said you loved me.
654
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,320
So since I know you're lying,
655
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,160
why don't you start
telling me the truth?
656
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,800
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
657
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,680
I'm a cop.
658
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,680
I know.
Keep harassing this woman,
659
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,280
and you're gonna wind up
an ex-cop.
660
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,960
Um, you might want to watch it
with the tough guy act, buddy.
661
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,680
Oh, unlike you, officer,
it's not an act.
662
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,120
I'll be seeing you.
663
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,720
Big mistake.
664
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,320
Well, he's a delight.
665
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,080
Oh, God. I'm shaking.
666
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,240
Hey, hey, hey.
667
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,360
Does this have something
to do with, uh...
668
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,040
What we talked about
in the woods?
669
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,280
Yes.
670
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,640
Then you've got nothing
to be scared about.
671
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,440
Well, it's pretty hard
to build a case without a body.
672
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,280
Oh, my. Thank you.
673
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,840
Why would you do that
for me?
674
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,360
Ah, you never know.
Maybe someday...
675
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,520
I might need something
from you.
676
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,480
What are we... what?
677
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,120
I thought we were
going to the mall.
678
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,240
- No.
- Sweetie, listen...
679
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,040
Can we get outta here?
680
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,040
Please?
681
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,560
No, we can't.
682
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,600
You need to spend
some time with your dad.
683
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,960
I don't want to.
684
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:36,240
I'm not giving you a choice.
Look at him. Look.
685
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,280
You know why
he's sitting over there?
686
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,120
Because he misses you
so much.
687
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,240
Then he shouldn't have
left us for Jane.
688
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,960
Well, that's not
what happened.
689
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,920
He didn't leave us.
He left me.
690
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,080
And he didn't do it for Jane.
He did it because...
691
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,720
We just don't make
each other happy,
692
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,040
and then he met Jane,
and I guess she does...
693
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,120
Make him happy, so...
694
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,440
Here we are.
695
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,880
But you said that Jane...
696
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,160
I-I know.
697
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,880
I said a lot of things
I shouldn't have.
698
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,240
I'm sorry.
699
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,080
He loves you, Penny.
700
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,480
We both do.
701
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,440
There's no bad guys here.
702
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,840
There's just people
trying to figure things out,
703
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:39,360
and there's
one of those people.
704
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,440
And I know he would love to
play catch with his daughter.
705
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,320
You're way prettier
than her.
706
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,760
You, uh, want something to drink?
707
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,560
Uh, no.
708
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,480
This isn't a social visit.
I need to ask you something,
709
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,000
and I couldn't do it
over the phone.
710
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:04,480
Oh?
711
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,760
Remember when I said
I might need you to, uh,
712
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,880
color outside the lines
from time to time.
713
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,040
Yeah.
714
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,120
We found a body
out in Chapman woods.
715
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,920
Now it's probably just
some homeless guy.
716
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,560
But if we report it...
717
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,240
I'll take care of it.
718
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,520
Just like that?
719
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,280
There's nothing else
you need to know?
720
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,040
It's better if I don't.
721
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,120
I owe you one.
722
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,080
Ah.
723
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,960
Oh, hey, Ben.
724
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,680
Hey, Susan.
Uh, I'm just leaving.
725
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,240
See you at work.
726
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,240
So you got the job?
That's great.
727
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,520
Yeah.
728
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,600
Just wait till you hear
what the job is.
729
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,560
So... Ben will dispose
of the body,
730
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,560
permanently, he assures me,
and we will be in the clear.
731
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,520
Wow, just like that.
732
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,280
- Bree? It's me!
- Come in!
733
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,200
Did anybody else think
this would feel... better?
734
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:10,200
I think it feels great.
Well done, Bree.
735
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,520
Guess we got away
with it.
736
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,200
Oh, thank God you're here.
737
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,640
Susan, what's wrong?
738
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:20,280
Okay, uh... you know how Ben
is putting up those new condos?
739
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,080
He's doing it in Chapman woods.
740
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:26,000
And some of his guys
found the body.
741
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,200
He just asked Mike
to get rid of it.
742
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,080
- What?
- You're kidding.
743
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,080
Get out of town!
744
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,440
What's going on?
745
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,680
Sweetie,
we kind of already knew.
746
00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,120
Who told you?
747
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,480
No one. We k-kinda went
out there to move the body,
748
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,040
but it was gone.
749
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,720
And... and then I went to Ben,
and he had it,
750
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,280
and he was planning
on getting rid of it.
751
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,600
So, wait.
752
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,240
Y-you knew all of this,
753
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,600
and it never occurred to you
to tell me?
754
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,240
Yeah.
755
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,680
But bright side is
we're all in the clear now.
756
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,000
- Yeah.
- Chardonnay?
757
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,640
I don't believe it.
You drag me into this thing.
758
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,680
I am out of my mind with guilt,
759
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,720
then there's
this massive complication
760
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,160
which could endanger me
and my family,
761
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,040
and you don't even tell me?
762
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,480
And here's
why we didn't tell her.
763
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,080
What the hell does that mean?
764
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,280
Oh, let's face it, Susan.
You're kind of a loose cannon.
765
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,600
Yeah, I mean, 15 minutes
after we made a pact
766
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:29,560
to keep this secret, you were
begging us to tell Mike.
767
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,680
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what?
I didn't tell Mike.
768
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:34,400
Carlos did.
So who's your loose cannon now?
769
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,000
What? Why would
Carlos do that?
770
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,920
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because unlike you,
771
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,000
he has a conscience.
772
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040
Oh, don't push it, Susan!
773
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,600
Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy.
774
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,320
The important thing is
the body is gone.
775
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,960
We're gonna be okay.
776
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,440
Yeah, as long as we
don't get another letter.
777
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,480
What letter?
778
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,280
Yeah, what letter?
779
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,360
Gaby, we never
told them about the letter.
780
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,360
Crap.
781
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,560
Susan, wait.
782
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,640
No, no,
you get a blackmail letter...
783
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,840
The same one Mary Alice got,
and you don't tell me?
784
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,280
We didn't think
you could handle it.
785
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,960
You said it yourself. You're out
of your mind with guilt.
786
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,280
Our pact was to keep this thing
a secret,
787
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,800
not to keep secrets
from each other.
788
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,440
We're done.
789
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,240
Oh, don't you think
you're overreacting a little?
790
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,160
I don't think she is.
791
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,520
What's your excuse for not
telling me about the letter?
792
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,240
Well, honey, you were going
through all that stuff with Tom.
793
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,000
Yeah, we were trying
to protect you.
794
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,520
Protect me? What am I, a child?
795
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,840
Someone knows what we did.
I have a right to know that.
796
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,720
Of course you do.
797
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,120
You know what my life
feels like right now?
798
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,360
Everything I thought I knew,
799
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,920
everything I could count on
is going away.
800
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,480
That's not true.
You can count on us.
801
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,080
No! Apparently I can't!
802
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,880
Yes, we're all seeking control
over something in our lives.
803
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,000
We may want to cover up
804
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,760
the remains
of a troubling secret...
805
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:15,840
Or ease the pain
of letting go...
806
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,720
Or erase the mistakes
of our children.
807
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,040
But sometimes the only way we
can truly change our lives...
808
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,160
Finally.
809
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,440
Is by letting go completely...
810
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,800
No matter what the cost.
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