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Previously on...
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Tom and Lynette drifted further apart,
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and Jane took advantage.
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I'm scared.
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Roy helped Karen face her cancer.
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We're done.
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I'm the one that decides when we're done.
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The loan shark threatened Renee.
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But Mike stepped in.
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- I don't ever wanna see you again.
- Then you shoulda killed me.
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Bree discovered the truth about Orson...
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You wrote the letters? You killed Chuck?
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And cut off all contact with him.
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Don't you ever call my house again.
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I can assure you this is
the last you'll hear from me.
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But Orson had the last word.
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In our neighborhood,
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there are people we see every day,
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and every day, we take them for granted.
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As we go about our lives,
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we may be busy with a mundane task
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and miss one another completely.
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Or we might give a polite wave,
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only to return to what we were doing.
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One minute, we're spending
time with a loved one...
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and the next,
we're wrapped up in our work.
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Or preoccupied with our own problems.
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What a shame these neighbors
take each other for granted...
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because in just a few days...
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one of these people will be dead.
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That afternoon, old friends got together
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to share coffee and
gossip and to discover...
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Is there a cup for me?
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That they were still
old friends after all.
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So Orson was behind everything...
Chuck, the letters?
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Do you know why he did it?
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He thought the only way
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he could have me to himself
was by tearing me away
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from you three.
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Well, guess what? He failed.
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That's right, because
we are still here for you.
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And no psycho-on-wheels
is gonna change that.
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And I'll tell you something else.
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He better not show his face
around here ever again.
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What's wrong?
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The last time I spoke to Orson,
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he... intimated that
he would take his own life.
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Oh, sweetie.
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And I should have done something.
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I should have made him
tell me where he was
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and gone to him.
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Why? So he could torture you some more?
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I know what he's become, but you all know
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there was a time when
I loved that man very much.
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Well, he's not that man anymore.
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Okay, have we been sad long enough?
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Because I'd just like
to point something out.
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We are finally in the clear.
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She's right. The letters were
the last question mark left.
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So maybe now we can get back to normal.
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Yes. Our nightmare is finally over.
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Thanks.
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Is everything all right over here?
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Doctors... they should learn
how to talk to people.
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I'm afraid I don't understand.
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We just got back from my appointment.
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Looks like the cancer's spreading
faster than anyone thought.
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Oh, Karen.
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Yep. He gave me
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the ol' "Put your affairs
in order" speech.
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Only not that nice.
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These are people these
doctors are talking to,
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not just some name on a chart.
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They can all go to hell!
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I'm so sorry.
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He's just pissed at the world.
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Oh, I've got it. I've got it.
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How about you?
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I can't even imagine what
you're going through.
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I'm really gonna miss
the Christmas festival.
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The lane looks so pretty when
the lights are, you know...
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Karen...
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if there's anything I can do for you...
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I mean it. Anything.
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Yeah. Thanks, Bree.
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Come in!
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Wow! The place looks great.
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You are going all out.
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Ever since Porter's big announcement,
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I have a new policy for all our kids.
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If you can resist procreating,
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I will throw you a bitchin' party.
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Well, I just...
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I wanted to drop off
Penny's present, so...
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Champagne? Isn't that taking
the bitchin' party idea
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a little too far?
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That is for you.
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You went through 22
hours of labor with her.
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Seems like you should
get to celebrate, too.
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That is so thoughtful.
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Uncharacteristically thoughtful,
and now that I think about it,
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you could have brought
Penny's present to the party,
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So, um...
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what's going on?
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Okay, um... I was just wondering...
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if you wouldn't mind...
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maybe we should open that champagne now.
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Just say it.
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I-I want to bring Jane to Penny's party.
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Oh, god.
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Look, I know it's a little awkward.
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Bringing a date to
your daughter's birthday party
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when you're still married?
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Yeah, it's a little awkward.
This is a family event.
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I know, but Jane is part of my life now.
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Yeah. Your life.
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I'm sorry, Lynette, but...
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I really want to start including
Jane in some of these things.
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Why?
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Well...
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Dad!
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Hey, you.
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- Is that for me?
- Ahem.
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Can I open it?
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Hey, I know this trick,
and if I let you open it today,
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you are gonna guilt me
into buying you another one
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on your actual birthday.
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That's totally what I'm going to do.
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And I am totally gonna fall for it.
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What... hey!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Didn't you wanna finish our conversation?
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Another time. Just enjoy the champagne.
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You had to get the girls a cat,
didn't you?
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Even though you know I'm allergic.
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Oh, you say you're allergic
to everything you don't like...
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Cats, raisins, the vacuum cleaner.
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Hey, that is medically verified.
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Girls, show mommy how sad we'd be
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if she made us give back Rufus?
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Oh, how could I say "No" to such sad
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and obviously rehearsed faces?
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Daddy, you wanna see him do a trick?
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Kitty, fetch.
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Now come back.
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Rufus?
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He kinda does whatever he wants.
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Well, he should fit right in around here.
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I'm not the one who just brought
kitty litter into our lives.
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Look... if the cat makes them happy,
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then it makes me happy.
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One thing I realized in rehab...
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there is nothing more important to me
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than taking care of you guys.
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I love you for that. Mmm.
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Ah! Before I forget,
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I got you a present.
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A tie.
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It's for your first day
back at work after rehab.
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Something that says,
"I'm sober, I'm stylish,"
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"and my wife has excellent taste."
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I was having so much fun
with you and the girls,
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I... kinda forgot I have to work tomorrow.
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Well, you could say "Thank you."
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I spent a lot of your money on it.
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Sorry, babe. Thank you.
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Okay. Bedtime for bonzos!
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Hello there.
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Thank you for fixing my car today.
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I like a man who's good with his hands.
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It's very sexy.
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Although I think my engine is
still running a little hot.
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Vroom.
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Susan, what are you doing?
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The question is,
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"Who am I doing?" the answer is "You."
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Oh. I'm sorry. I'm just really beat.
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All that hard work really
took it out on you, huh?
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Well, hey...
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maybe this is something
that will relax you.
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Hello.
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That a gun in your pocket,
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or are you just happy to see me?
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Oh, my god. It is a gun.
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You've got a gun in your pocket?
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Susan, don't freak out.
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Why do you have a gun?
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Sit down.
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I have something I need to tell you.
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Did you mean what you said today?
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Karen.
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About helping me with anything I need?
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'cause a lot of people say that,
but they don't mean it.
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No. No, I meant it.
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You sure? Because let's be honest.
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You and I never really liked each other.
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- We haven't?
- No.
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Well, I definitely meant what I said.
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Whatever you need, consider it done.
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Good. I want you to help kill me.
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Um... maybe we should
talk about this inside.
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Karen, you can't seriously
be considering this.
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Listen, cancer's a bully,
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and when it's as bad as mine,
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it laughs at our pathetic
little attempts to fight it.
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So here's how I win...
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by making sure that I'm the one
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that says when and how I go.
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So... will you help me?
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What does Roy think?
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Well, Roy was the first one I went to.
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He couldn't do it.
Too much of a marshmallow.
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I need someone cold and heartless.
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And that's me?
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A dying woman's sitting in front of you,
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and you haven't even
offered a cup of coffee.
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What does that tell ya?
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I don't... I don't know
if I could do that.
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I don't want to die alone, Bree.
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And the chemo's just kicking my ass.
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I don't want to waste
away in some hospital bed.
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Please help me go the way I want to.
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All right.
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I'll help you.
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Sorry to keep you waiting,
Mr. and Mrs. Delfino.
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What can I do for you?
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My husband did something really stupid,
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and now we need police protection.
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Susan, please, just let me handle this.
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And by "Handle this," he means,
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"Stare out the window
with a gun in his pants."
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Could you... start from
the beginning, please?
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A buddy of mine...
and I'm not telling you who...
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borrowed some money from a loan shark,
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and things got a little out of hand,
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and I had to help him out.
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Oh, and by "Help him out," he means
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"Beat up a mob guy,
putting our whole family in danger."
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Does your friend know it's illegal
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to use the services of a loan shark?
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He does.
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Do you know it's illegal
to assault someone?
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The guy was breaking into
our neighbor's house.
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I tried to get him to leave,
he threw a punch,
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and I defended myself.
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And now this lowlife
wants to kill my husband,
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- so you need to arrest him.
- Well, if you had called us
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after he broke into your neighbor's house,
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maybe we could have.
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Oh. So it would have been
smarter to call the cops
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instead of slapping Jimmy Knuckles
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around the living room. Huh.
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Where have I heard that before?
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Oh, that's right... from me.
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What's this about a gun?
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Do you have a permit for a gun, sir?
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All right, detective,
I think we're wasting your time.
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I can take care of this.
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No, Mike. You've been taking care of it,
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and look where it got us.
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We have a 9-year-old son.
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Okay. Okay, look, here's what I can do.
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We have your address.
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I'll make sure the patrol
car keeps an eye on things.
265
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,720
and if you see this guy, call us.
266
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,160
Wait. That's it?
267
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,560
Ma'am, I'm afraid that's all we can do
268
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,320
until something else happens.
269
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,520
Great. Well, maybe we'll get lucky,
270
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,320
and something else will happen.
271
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:06,520
Honey, there's fresh coffee.
272
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,240
You want me to put some in a travel mug?
273
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,360
Okay.
274
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,080
What's wrong?
275
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,320
30 days with the rehab hippies,
276
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,120
and you've already
forgotten how to tie a tie?
277
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,200
I've just been thinking.
278
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,240
I've worn a tie every day for 25 years,
279
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:21,240
and I've always hated
the way it feels around my neck.
280
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,240
So? I wear lots of uncomfortable things...
281
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,000
High-heeled shoes,
bras that mash my boobs together.
282
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,400
I'm starting to think that a tie
283
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,160
is basically just a fancy noose.
284
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,000
Oh, honey.
285
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,760
You're not nervous about
your first day back, are you?
286
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:39,800
I don't know.
287
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,960
I just thought I'd be
more excited than I am.
288
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:43,920
Well, you're the boss.
289
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,560
You want excitement, shake things up.
290
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,920
Buy a new xerox machine
291
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,560
or get some post-its in crazy colors.
292
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,040
Take the staff to happy hoho.
Get stinking drunk.
293
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,120
Okay, maybe not the stinking drunk part,
294
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,200
but you know what I mean.
295
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,120
I gotta get the girls to school.
296
00:13:58,120 --> 00:13:59,160
See you tonight.
297
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,280
I'm just saying, you didn't
have to fight that woman
298
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,240
over a pair of boots.
299
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,080
I saw 'em first.
300
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,800
On her feet.
301
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,200
Sorry. I shop New York style.
302
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,040
Until someone is either
bruised or bleeding,
303
00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,320
no sale is final.
304
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,240
Hello?
305
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,880
Oh, hi, Karen.
306
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,080
No. No, now is not a good time.
307
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,520
Uh, Renee's visiting.
308
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,640
Well, uh, I'm open tomorrow.
309
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,080
Perhaps I could euthanize
you in the morning.
310
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,960
Great. I will see you then.
311
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,920
So I couldn't help but overhear.
312
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,640
It's Karen. Her cancer's spreading.
313
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,400
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
314
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,680
She's... depressed and...
315
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,320
wants me to help her die with dignity.
316
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,640
Oh, my god. Are you gonna do it?
317
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:05,880
Of course not.
318
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,680
She just got devastating news.
319
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,440
She's in a state of shock.
320
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,120
I'm just trying to string her along
321
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,600
and buy some time until
she's thinking clearly again.
322
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,960
Think that'll work?
323
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,480
It's got to.
324
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,400
By the way, to help her
keep her mind off it,
325
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,560
I'm having people stop by and have tea,
326
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,040
You know, play scrabble with her,
327
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,040
maybe give her a foot massage.
328
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,000
Do you think tomorrow maybe
you could stop by and...
329
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,560
Bree, if I touch that woman's feet,
330
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,320
you're gonna have to euthanize me.
331
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,920
Billy, where are you?
332
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:44,320
Oh, look, look! There's a gold!
Come on! The gold!
333
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,600
Aah! Hi!
334
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,120
- Mom?
- Yeah?
335
00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,640
This party is amazing. Thank you so much!
336
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,760
Oh, I just wanted
your birthday to be perfect.
337
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,360
Happy birthday, Penny.
338
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,000
Then again, nothing's perfect.
339
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,520
Hey, Jane. Tom went to pick up the cake,
340
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,720
so if you wanna wait in the car or...
341
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,200
Oh! I didn't know you
were bringing a guest.
342
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,440
Actually, this is my gift for Penny.
343
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,520
A geisha?
344
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,160
My niece Cindy. She's a photographer.
345
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:15,920
Hi. Nice to meet you.
346
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,920
She's gonna take pictures of the party,
347
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,480
and then I'm gonna make a memory book.
348
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,040
Cool!
349
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,520
I knew you would love it.
350
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,400
Come here.
351
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,280
Funny faces.
352
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,800
Perfect.
353
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,680
Can I talk to you for a second?
354
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,840
Okay.
355
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,640
What are you doing?
356
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,720
Just making sure I'm in the memory book.
357
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,280
You're invading every photo
that Penny and I are in.
358
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,440
I'm her mother. Maybe you're the invader.
359
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,160
And we're back to this.
360
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,680
I spent weeks planning this party,
361
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,320
making it perfect for her,
and then you come in
362
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,760
and upstage me?
363
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,720
I'm just trying to forge
a relationship with Penny.
364
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,960
Well, stop forging. You're not family.
365
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,960
You're just some woman her father is...
366
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,640
"seeing."
367
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:33,760
Well...
368
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,840
"Well," what?
369
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,040
Well...
370
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,560
that's not all I am.
371
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,160
What does that mean?
372
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,400
You know, you should probably talk to Tom.
373
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,800
Tom's not here, so why don't you tell me
374
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,240
what the hell you're talking about?
375
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,360
Okay.
376
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,760
I really didn't want you
to hear this from me,
377
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,440
but since you're insisting...
378
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,880
Tom asked me to move in with him.
379
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,840
So now you know.
380
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,880
Sorry!
381
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,920
The cake took longer than I thought.
382
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,640
What?
383
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,400
This is how I find out
384
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,560
you and Jane are going to
live together? From her?
385
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,800
Oh, no, no, no, no.
She wasn't supposed to say anything.
386
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,040
Well, she didn't get the memo
because she did say something
387
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,000
in my house... the house you and I lived in.
388
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,520
I didn't deserve that.
389
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,720
I am so sorry, Lynette.
390
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,600
I really need to put this cake down.
391
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,480
Why didn't you tell me?
392
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,640
I tried the other day,
393
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,160
but Penny wanted to open her present,
394
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,960
and I didn't want to ruin her birthday.
395
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,480
God, Tom.
396
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,720
You've only known her three months.
397
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,760
We were talking about the future,
398
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,360
and living together is the next step.
399
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,600
Oh, you're talking about steps now?
400
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,640
Jeez, I wonder what
the step after that could be.
401
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,360
We haven't talked about that.
402
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,320
That's good,
403
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,440
- since you and I aren't even divorced yet.
- I know.
404
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,880
I thought maybe we should
talk to a lawyer or something
405
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,960
this week.
406
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:17,720
Really?
407
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,320
I thought this was a trial separation,
408
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:27,360
to see how we did apart,
to see if we could be happy.
409
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,520
That's the thing.
410
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,080
I am happy.
411
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,160
And if you're not, I'm really sorry.
412
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,000
Can I get a picture of mom and dad?
413
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,360
Karen, what in the world are you doing?!
414
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,880
I lost a contact.
415
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,880
Oh, my god. You were hoping
I would run you over.
416
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,760
Well, what choice do I have?
You said you'd help me,
417
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,400
and then you keep blowing me off.
418
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,480
Now are you gonna kill me today or what?
419
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,600
No, I cannot kill you today.
I have pilates.
420
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,520
You know, Bree, it sounds
like we're just playing games.
421
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,680
Karen, I really wanna do this.
422
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,200
I mean, I don't want to,
but... let's go for tomorrow.
423
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,440
No excuses.
424
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,360
Really?
425
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,560
Really.
426
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,280
'Cause I'm serious about doing this...
427
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,120
with or without you.
428
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,360
Hello?
429
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,360
Mrs. Solis?
430
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,480
It's Marilyn, your husband's secretary.
431
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,320
Hi, Marilyn. Why are we whispering?
432
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,440
I don't want Mr. Solis
to know I'm calling you.
433
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,360
Why? What's wrong?
434
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,400
Uh...
435
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,280
He's been acting a little strange,
436
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,480
and I just really need
you to come down here.
437
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,320
He's coming.
438
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,960
Excuse me.
439
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,960
Marilyn, what's going on?
440
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,560
What's going on?
He's giving away all our money!
441
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,840
Who's this guy?
442
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,200
Patrick McDonald, our C.F.O.
443
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,960
Do you see all these people?
444
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,880
A while back, we took
over a steel company,
445
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,080
chopped it up, sold it,
made a nice profit.
446
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,280
These are some of
the workers who got laid off.
447
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,920
Okay, so what are they doing here?
448
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,440
Carlos has taken it upon
himself to make things right
449
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:42,640
by writing each of them
a check for $50,000.
450
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,240
Uh... okay.
451
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,680
Excuse me.
452
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:50,760
Excuse me.
453
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,160
Oh, boy. He keeps this up,
454
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,360
and we'll be bankrupt
in a couple of weeks.
455
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,240
Uh, Mrs. Solis,
456
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,560
I'm a party girl with a taste
for young brazilian gentlemen.
457
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,040
I really need this job.
458
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,160
I'm on it.
459
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,720
Honey?
460
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,040
Hey, babe, took your advice.
461
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,160
My advice?
462
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,120
You told me to shake things up,
463
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,800
so I decided to make work
a place I want to be.
464
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,880
Hope this helps.
465
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,160
And remember, you can be
anything you wanna be.
466
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,240
Nothing is out of reach.
467
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,440
What do you say, Skip?
468
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,360
Thanks, mister.
469
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,760
Honey, this is how you shake things up?
470
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,360
By giving away all the company money?
471
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,400
Oh, actually, I was afraid that
Patrick would put a stop payment
472
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,480
so I decided to start using
our personal account.
473
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,720
All right, run along, tiny tim.
474
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,600
Okay, let's go.
475
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,840
Sweetheart...
476
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,680
you can be honest with me.
477
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,800
Have you been drinking again?
478
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,600
Nope. Haven't had a drink in 34 days.
479
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,280
Then why the hell are you
acting like a crazy person?!
480
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,280
You think this is crazy?
481
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,880
No.
482
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,280
What's crazy is making a fortune
off of other people's misery
483
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:10,080
without thinking for one minute
how they're suffering.
484
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,880
What's crazy is thinking
you can find happiness
485
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,200
in a paycheck or behind
the wheel of a sports car.
486
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,480
What's crazy is thinking that
487
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,880
you're doing something
important with your life
488
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,560
just because you're wearing a tie.
489
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:40,640
What?
490
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,720
I'm trying to find Ben.
He's not at his house.
491
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,760
- Is he here?
- No.
492
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,160
What do you need Ben for?
493
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,640
I want him to tell me where
that loan shark lives
494
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,880
- so I can go to his house.
- To do what?
495
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,040
I don't know. May-maybe
I'll give him some money.
496
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,720
Maybe I'll kill him.
I haven't decided yet.
497
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,400
Okay, sweetie, you're a little worked up.
498
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,120
Sit down. I'll pour you a glass of wine.
499
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,840
No, I have to fix this. I'm terrified.
500
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,480
I haven't slept in days.
501
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,480
And my husband is walking
around our house with a gun.
502
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,040
Ooh, sorry.
503
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,600
Why are you apologizing?
504
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,760
Mike's the one who started this mess.
505
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,160
You mean when he stuck
his neck out for Ben
506
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,960
and protected me? Is that
the mess you're talking about?
507
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,920
Look, when you've been burned
by men as often as I have,
508
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,120
you stop believing in that fairy tale idea
509
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,040
of the guy on the white horse
who comes in to save you.
510
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,680
But... meeting Mike and
seeing how he is as a husband
511
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,360
and a father and a friend,
512
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:36,280
well... he got me believing again.
513
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,680
Susan...
514
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,960
he is a good man.
515
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,400
You really think that?
516
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,920
Or are you just trying to calm me down?
517
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,320
I really think that.
518
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,920
And I really wanna calm you down.
519
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,480
So if I pour this glass of wine,
520
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,000
will you not go and kill anyone?
521
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,400
Okay.
522
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,040
Okay.
523
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,000
Bree! How you doing? Karen's taking a nap.
524
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,640
Actually, it's you I wanna talk to.
525
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,800
May I come in?
526
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,160
Sure.
527
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,760
Mmm! That pie smells wonderful.
528
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,160
Yeah. Karen made rhubarb.
I don't know why.
529
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,680
She knows I don't like it.
530
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,560
How could you not like it?
531
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,880
It's the one pie
she makes better than I do.
532
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,160
Well, may I cut you a slice?
533
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,280
Sure.
534
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,080
So...
535
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,000
What's going on?
536
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,920
We have a real problem on our hands.
537
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,000
I can't believe she asked you to do this.
538
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,240
She doesn't even like you.
539
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,120
Yes, we've established that already.
540
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,680
I figured when I said no,
that would be the end of it.
541
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,120
No, she seems more determined than ever.
542
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:52,000
What the hell are you doing?!
543
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,040
What?
544
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,880
That's my suicide pie.
545
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,720
Your what? I made it to kill myself.
546
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,480
It's full of sleeping
pills and tranquilizers,
547
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,160
and a bottle of liquid something.
548
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,480
Oh, my god. I ate two pieces!
549
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,280
Oh, I'm so sorry, Bree.
550
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,600
So you wanna go to
the hospital or somethin'?
551
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,720
Yes, I wanna go to the hospital!
552
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,080
What were you doing making suicide pies?
553
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,280
Well, if you two would grow
a pair and help me out...
554
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,360
Oh, sure, I'm the problem
555
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,240
because I didn't wanna murder my wife.
556
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,800
Can we please continue this in the car?
557
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,640
In case you've forgotten,
558
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,280
we need to get to the emergency room now!
559
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,600
What are you doing?
You're going the wrong way.
560
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,400
She can't make a 3-point turn.
561
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,800
I can make a 3-point turn.
562
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,000
This is just easier.
563
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,560
Okay, can we just please stay focused
564
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,680
on getting to the hospital?
565
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,440
And F.Y.I. ... your turn signal is on.
566
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,720
Yeah, I'm gonna make
a left up on Oakhurst.
567
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,800
You're not gonna take the interstate?
568
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,960
- Wouldn't that be faster?
- She can't merge.
569
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,320
I can merge. The interstate
is always jammed.
570
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,520
Plus I gotta stop and get gas.
571
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,520
Okay, that's it. Stop! Stop the car!
572
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,360
Ugh!
573
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,880
Get out! I'm driving.
574
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,960
There's no need to get so nasty.
575
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,760
I have every right to get nasty.
576
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,040
You poisoned me!
577
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,160
Making that pie was a stupid thing to do.
578
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,360
You have no idea what I'm going through.
579
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,800
Oh, yes, I do.
580
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,800
Three months ago, I was this
close to killing myself.
581
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,200
It was a quick fix on
a very depressing night.
582
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,720
But in the morning, I realized
583
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:25,960
it was the most selfish thing I could do.
584
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,720
It's not the same.
You weren't dying. I am.
585
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,800
I know.
586
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,440
But if you take your life,
it'll ruin the memory
587
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,240
of everything you were before that.
588
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,560
It's all anyone will remember.
589
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,640
Look at Roy.
590
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,840
Is that what you wanna do
to the man who loves you?
591
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,800
Baby, I don't want you
to go before your time.
592
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:49,960
Okay.
593
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,480
I'll stick around for as long as I can.
594
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,640
Ohh, that's lovely,
595
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,160
but we still need to get
to the emergency room.
596
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,160
Oh, for heaven's sake.
597
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,640
It's open!
598
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,840
Ah.
599
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,000
What are you gonna share with me today?
600
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,320
The results from my colonoscopy?
601
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,800
My mom died?
602
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,320
I shouldn't have said what I did.
603
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,760
It was wrong, and I'm truly sorry.
604
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,880
Are those the cheese puffs I brought?
605
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,640
Yeah. I guess nobody liked 'em.
606
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,160
Well, more for me.
607
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,360
23 years I've been married
to that man. 23 years.
608
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,960
And then we hit a rough patch,
and we stumbled,
609
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,520
- and then he finds you...
- I totally get it.
610
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,040
I'm talking!
611
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,760
He finds you,
612
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,760
and it kind of makes him
stop trying to find me again.
613
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,120
And then when someone has to tell me
614
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,680
that you're moving in together,
615
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,040
and we both know what that means,
616
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,560
you do it.
617
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,280
I said I'm sorry.
618
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,640
And it almost sounded sincere.
619
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,880
Fine. Have it your way.
620
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,040
I only came because Tom
asked me to apologize.
621
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,560
I don't care what you think of me.
622
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,560
Of course you don't.
You only care about you.
623
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,320
I think you're sneaky, Jane.
624
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,800
I think everything you do,
you do on purpose.
625
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,560
I think you couldn't wait
to see the look on my face
626
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,840
when you told me you and Tom
were moving in together.
627
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,480
I think you actually liked it.
628
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,720
I think you enjoyed it. I-I think...
629
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,680
What the hell?
630
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,120
I couldn't breathe!
631
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,800
I-I'm sorry. I panicked, and I mean,
632
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,320
n-not all of us are doctors.
633
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,520
I think I'll go.
634
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:49,880
Hey, Murphy.
635
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,800
Yeah?
636
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,360
You better take a look at this.
637
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,200
Some crazy stuff in there, huh?
638
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,240
Yeah.
639
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,640
Any chance this could be on the level?
640
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,160
Bree van De Kamp.
641
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,480
I know her. She's the one who
ripped Chuck's heart out.
642
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,200
I got a feeling about this.
643
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,000
Enough of a feeling to go
dig up a construction site?
644
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,480
Yeah.
645
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,840
Are you sure you looked under your bed?
646
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,040
I looked everywhere. Rufus is lost.
647
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,440
Okay. Honey, mommy can't
help you right now.
648
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,760
Go look in the backyard.
649
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,840
So just you, or did
you adopt a bunch of orphans
650
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,960
on your way home?
651
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,920
Come on, Carlos. Talk to me.
652
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,360
What was that about today?
653
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,680
Do you remember Bill,
654
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,040
that guy from rehab I was
always talking about?
655
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,280
Oh, yeah, Bill.
656
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,280
He was my counselor?
657
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,840
Oh. Yeah. Bill.
658
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,160
He told me this story about his dad.
659
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,720
He was a pilot in Vietnam,
660
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,840
and he'd be flying his plane,
661
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:07,200
3,000 feet up, drop his bombs,
go back to base.
662
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,960
It wasn't until someone
sent him a "Life" magazine
663
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,800
that he saw the results of his...
664
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,280
missions.
665
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,720
It ruined him.
666
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,040
What, he didn't know?
667
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,480
He was dropping bombs.
Things were going "Boom."
668
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:22,840
It was the distance.
669
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,640
And that's what I've been
doing all these years...
670
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,000
dropping bombs from that skyscraper,
671
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,600
and I can't keep doing it.
672
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,000
I can't keep destroying lives for some...
673
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,800
bottom line.
674
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,880
Rufus! Here, kitty, kitty!
675
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,760
So what are you saying,
you're gonna quit your job?
676
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,920
Yes.
677
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,120
Oh, my god.
678
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,480
But not until I find a new one.
679
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,880
And what will that be?
680
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,560
Well, I was thinking...
681
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,400
maybe counseling.
682
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,800
In one week, Bill does more good
683
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,240
than I've done in my entire life.
684
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,720
Yeah, and in one week, you make more money
685
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,560
than Bill will make in his entire life.
686
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,160
I'm not saying that
we wouldn't have to cut back.
687
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,920
You know, we may have to
do a little downsizing.
688
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:21,360
Whoa! Whoa! Like what?
I need specifics, Gandhi.
689
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,720
I don't know!
690
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,800
It just seems like
we have a bunch of stuff
691
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,080
That we don't need...
big-screen TVs, two cars,
692
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,680
a really big house.
693
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,360
Well, you want us to move?
694
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,200
Yeah! Maybe to someplace
with a good public school.
695
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,760
Uh, not you're yanking
the kids out of private school,
696
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,080
which they love, that's your solution?
697
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,960
Help! Help!
698
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,160
Juanita?
699
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,080
Juanita?
700
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,440
Mommy!
701
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,040
Oh, my god!
702
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,240
Okay. Baby, don't move!
703
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,760
I'm scared!
704
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,480
It's okay, sweetie!
Daddy's coming. Just hold on.
705
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,480
Aah!
706
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:03,960
And don't look down.
707
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:09,440
Okay, baby,
708
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,240
you think you can walk
slowly over to daddy?
709
00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,560
No. I-I can't move.
710
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,960
Okay, then I'm coming out to get you.
711
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,840
No, wait, Carlos! Be careful!
712
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,440
We are gonna take this...
713
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,200
nice and slow.
714
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,680
Okay, just keep your eyes on me.
715
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:43,720
Oh, my god!
716
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,960
It's okay, it's okay.
I got you. I got you.
717
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,520
Juanita's finally asleep.
718
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,320
She okay?
719
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,000
Yeah, thanks to you.
720
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,520
God, that was so scary.
721
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,360
You know, if anything
had happened to her...
722
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,720
It really puts things into
perspective, doesn't it?
723
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,800
Sure does.
724
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,360
Reminds you nothing's more important
725
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,000
than taking care of family.
726
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,680
I could not agree more.
727
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,040
Good.
728
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,160
So does this mean you're giving up
729
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,040
all that crazy talk and
going back to work?
730
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,400
No!
731
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,000
The exact opposite.
732
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,800
It means I'm more aware than
ever of what really matters...
733
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,960
giving back.
734
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,560
Why do you keep calling it that?
735
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,400
You're not giving. You're taking...
from us, your family.
736
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,480
I don't know why I thought
you'd understand this.
737
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,240
You have always been selfish.
738
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:55,080
Guilty! I am selfish.
739
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,480
But you knew that when we got married.
740
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,400
That was the deal...
741
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,920
You make the money, I spend it.
742
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,320
And I'm still holding up my end.
743
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,360
Gaby, I am miserable at work.
I can't do it anymore.
744
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,280
Do you know how many times
I thought to myself,
745
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,880
"I can't do it anymore"?
746
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,040
When you were drowning
your guilt in booze,
747
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,280
when you disappeared in rehab,
748
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,520
But I willed myself to
hold this family together
749
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,320
because someone had to!
750
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,960
And guess what?!
751
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,720
Now it is your turn.
752
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,640
I've got something to tell you.
753
00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,200
Oh. You're still mad, aren't you?
754
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,120
No.
755
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,520
You're a hard guy to stay mad at,
Mike Delfino.
756
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,160
And I think I figured out why.
757
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:55,480
I figured out what it was about you
758
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,200
that flipped my switch
the very first time I met you.
759
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,880
Gotta be the rugged good looks.
760
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,120
No. But they didn't hurt.
761
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,760
Okay. So what was it?
762
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,760
You don't get scared.
763
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,200
Me?
764
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,960
Nah, that's not true.
765
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,840
No, it is. You don't get scared.
766
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,200
It's what everyone thinks
when they meet you.
767
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,080
Because you always take care of people.
768
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,000
Why are you like that?
769
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,560
Hmm.
770
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,480
Uh, my, um...
771
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,120
my dad beat the crap out of my mom
772
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,640
when I was little.
773
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:49,240
Bad.
774
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,000
I'd hear it happening.
775
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,600
And there wasn't anything
776
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,800
a 10-year-old kid could do about it.
777
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,880
So...
778
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,800
maybe this came from that, and, uh...
779
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,760
but... my whole life...
780
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,920
when I see somebody in trouble,
781
00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,600
I can't walk away.
782
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,920
But I can tell you
something I am scared of.
783
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,600
I get scared that maybe somehow...
784
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,200
because I'm not the most
expressive guy in the world...
785
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,480
maybe I never made it clear
to you how much I love you.
786
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,280
No.
787
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,520
No, I got that.
788
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,200
I should start dinner.
789
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,920
I thought you said you were
gonna fix that fence post.
790
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,880
Tomorrow.
791
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,800
Ohh, tomorrow.
792
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,120
Hey.
793
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,360
One more thing.
794
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:19,640
Delfino!
795
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,400
We all take the gift of life for granted.
796
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,280
If only we could slow things down.
797
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,800
I'm Mike Delfino.
798
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,800
I just started renting
the Simms' house next door.
799
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,160
Susan Mayer. I live across the street.
800
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,160
- Whatcha doin'?
- Locked myself out, naked.
801
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,680
So how are you?
802
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,800
I've never seen you look so beautiful.
803
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,920
He said I'm pregnant.
804
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,840
Mike?
805
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,960
Because before you know it...
806
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,040
the gift is gone.
807
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,120
Mike. Mike? Oh, god.
808
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,240
Mike! No.
809
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,280
No. Mike. No.
810
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,440
No!
811
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,280
Mike!
812
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,480
No!
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