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Previously on Desperate
Housewives...
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Carlos needed to make a change.
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I am miserable at work.
I can't do it anymore.
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Orson sent the police
an anonymous tip.
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Got a feeling about this.
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Enough of a feeling to go
dig up a construction site?
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Mike protected Renee...
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He is a good man.
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But he paid the price.
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Every day on Wisteria Lane,
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women face their share
of problems...
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like a paperboy
who's off the mark...
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an appliance
that's out of whack...
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or a report card
that's below par.
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These everyday problems
can seem like
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matters of life and death.
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I've told your paperboy
ten times...
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the flower bed sprinklers go on
at 6:00 A.M. sharp.
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I don't know how you can
call him a repairman
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if after he visits,
the thing is not repaired.
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And get this, Carlos.
Her math teacher wrote,
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"the only thing worse than
her arithmetic is her attitude."
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But then something
truly horrible comes along...
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and we rush to hold on
to what really matters...
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Mike!
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Before it's gone forever.
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When a loved one dies,
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certain decisions
have to be made.
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A coffin must be selected.
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A headstone must be picked.
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Clothes must be chosen.
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Preparing a body for burial
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is never an easy thing to do...
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But unearthing one
can be even harder.
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Hey! I think we got something.
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What do you think?
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You look handsome.
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What's that under your shirt?
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My little tribute to Mike.
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He would've loved that.
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He was always trying to get me
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to go to Indianapolis
for a game.
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And I was too busy
being a big executive,
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helping rich people get richer.
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That'll be a...
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Great eulogy someday, huh?
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Is this about you wanting
to quit your job again
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so you can be
an underpaid counselor?
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I'm never gonna be able to get
you to understand this, am I?
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What a difference
it would make in my life
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if I felt like
I was helping people.
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You're right. I'm never gonna
understand it, and I also
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don't understand why we have
to talk about this today.
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Because my best friend is dead,
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and he died trying
to help people,
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so if you ask me,
it kind of seems like
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the perfect day
to talk about it.
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This one?
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Sure.
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Um, shoes?
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You pick.
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Hi, Reverend.
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Hello, Julie.
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Susan.
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I, um, wanted to show you
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a... rough draft
of Mike's funeral service.
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It's what we discussed...
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a standard
episcopalian ceremony.
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I'm sure it'll be fine.
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Um, just wanted to see
if you'd like to add anything
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to make it
a little more personal.
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Readings, for example.
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Did he have any favorite poems?
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Any favorite writers?
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Mike really wasn't
much of a reader.
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That's fine.
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Were you planning on saying
something during the service?
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Like what, "I wish someone
hadn't murdered my husband"?
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Mom...
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He's just trying to help.
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I know. I'm sorry.
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I just, uh...
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I don't know what I would say
that would be enough.
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I don't know how to tell people
what kind of man Mike was...
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what kind of father and husband
and friend he was.
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I just...
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never thought I would
have to sum up his life
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before he was...
done living it.
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It's going to be okay.
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Please, Reverend,
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if there's one thing that I know
for sure at this moment,
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is that...
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bothing is ever
going to be okay again.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How's Susan holding up?
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She'll be really glad you came.
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I caught the first flight
after you called me.
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I'm just, uh...
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I'm still in shock.
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You know what I keep
thinking about all morning?
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Do you remember that time
you, me, Mike, and Susan
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rented those cabins
by the lake?
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Oh, no. The pontoon boat?
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Yeah, the pontoon boat
with the broken gas gauge.
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And I kept telling everybody,
"Don't worry.
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- They'll come looking for us."
- And then the sun started to go down.
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Who knew Mike was
such a great swimmer?
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I know. It was half a mile to
shore, at least, in cold water.
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He was an amazing guy.
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I just can't believe
I'm never gonna see him
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walk out of that house again.
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I'm sorry.
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I've been doing a really good job
keeping it together until now.
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I'm so sorry, Lynette.
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He really seemed like
a good guy.
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Yeah. He was a great guy.
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Well, we should
probably get going.
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Hey.
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You want to ride with us
to the church?
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No. I still have to get ready.
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So you guys go ahead.
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Hey, Bree.
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Oh. Please tell me you're not
wearing that to the funeral.
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Uh, actually that's why
I was coming over.
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I'm not going to the funeral,
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so could you please tell Susan
how sorry I am?
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You have to be there.
The whole neighborhood is going.
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Uh, yeah, and they'll
all be thinking,
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"There's the woman
that Mike was protecting
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"when he beat up
that loan shark.
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She's the reason he's dead."
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Renee...
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Mike stuck his neck out for me,
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and now Susan's a widow,
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and a 9-year-old kid has to
grow up without a father.
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Look, I know you feel awful
about what happened,
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but today is about
honoring Mike.
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You do not get to make this
about your guilt.
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Why are you looking at me
like that?
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Because you're right,
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and it's annoying.
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Come on.
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Go get changed,
and I will save you a seat.
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Ugh. I really hate today.
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Me, too.
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Mrs. Van de Kamp?
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Can I help you?
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I'm detective Heredia,
Fairview P.D.
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Oh. Uh, if this is about
Mike Delfino's murder,
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I'd be happy to help, but...
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as you can see,
I'm on my way to his funeral.
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Actually, we already made
an arrest in that case.
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Thank God.
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I'm here
on an unrelated matter.
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It's a missing persons
investigation.
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Oh?
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Yeah, I'd like you to come down
and answer some questions.
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Now?
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Please.
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As she arrived
at Mike Delfino's funeral,
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Gaby considered what her friend
Susan must be going through.
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After all, Mike was
the love of Susan's life,
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and that got Gaby thinking
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about the love of hers.
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So...
what do you think?
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A lot of things.
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Most of them obscene.
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I like it, too!
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It's royal wedding with
just a hint of slut.
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So... how much?
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Who cares?
You get what you pay for,
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and you are getting this.
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$12,000? Dios mio.
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We didn't even pay this much
for our first house.
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Yeah, well, how much
can mud and straw cost?
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Ladies.
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We are having a nice time.
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Let's try and keep it that way.
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Now be honest, mama.
Don't you like the dress?
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Does it only come in white?
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I'm just saying,
she's not fooling anybody.
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Well, I think
she looks beautiful.
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We'll take it.
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No.
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I will not let you spend money
like that.
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Uh, could you give us a moment?
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Ugh.
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What are you doing?
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She loves the dress,
and you keep insulting it.
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You just don't get it,
do you, Carlos?
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This is only the beginning.
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You give in to her with this
dress, she'll bleed you dry.
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Trust me.
That woman is a gold digger.
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Hit her, Carlos.
Hit her.
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Mama,
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you know I love you,
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but if you say one more
critical thing about Gaby,
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don't bother
coming to our wedding.
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Understood?
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Well, I guess
you've made your choice.
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I just hope she realizes
how lucky she is.
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Mm. No.
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I am the lucky one.
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I've never met anyone like her,
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and when she smiles at me,
you can't put a price on it.
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So I don't care
if I have to work
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20 hours a day
to keep her happy.
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I'll do it.
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Carlos, sweetie,
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you know what would really make
this dress pop is...
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Oh.
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No, I shouldn't.
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Tell me. What?
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Well, it's probably too much,
but a pair of diamond earrings?
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Then our next stop is
a jewelry store.
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Mm.
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Hey. What are those stains
on the living room rug?
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The green is Juanita's puke,
the yellow is Celia's puke,
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and the red is my Merlot.
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Since when are you drinking wine
in the middle of the afternoon?
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Since the girls started puking
in the middle of the afternoon.
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Your soup is coming, Juanita!
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Yes, Celia, yours, too!
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Here. My shift is over.
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No. No. No. No. No.
I can't, Gaby. Not tonight.
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Why not?
I've been with them
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since they got
the stupid stomach flu.
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I haven't slept in four days.
I need a break, Carlos.
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Tomorrow morning, ten clients
from Japan are flying in,
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and in order for me
to win their giant account,
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I have to wow them with
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a PowerPoint presentation that
I have not even started yet.
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All I hear is "blahbety-blah.
Japan. Blahbety blah."
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I need a massage.
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Oh, my God. Not again.
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Every time a bell rings,
an angel does not get its wings.
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A child almost gets hit!
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It's just endless.
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If something isn't coming out
of their mouths,
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it's coming out of their butts.
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Every opening is
on full service.
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I can't do this anymore.
I'm starting to lose my mind!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Go get your massage. I will
take care of them tonight.
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What about Japan?
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This is more important.
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I told you I would
always take care of you.
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Go. Go get your massage.
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Hey, girls! Daddy's home!
I got your soup!
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Surprise taco visit.
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Don't get too
excited. That's not a euphemism.
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Hey, babe, I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
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What are you in the middle of?
Obviously not shaving
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or putting on deodorant.
You look like a terrorist.
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Can you please
just come back later?
259
00:13:20,819 --> 00:13:22,741
Okay. I mean,
260
00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:25,585
I thought it'd be nice to have
lunch together, but fine.
261
00:13:25,585 --> 00:13:27,547
I'll just leave these for you.
262
00:13:29,190 --> 00:13:30,192
Mike?
263
00:13:30,192 --> 00:13:33,036
Hey, Gaby.
264
00:13:33,036 --> 00:13:34,999
So Mike gets to come visit,
but not me?
265
00:13:34,999 --> 00:13:37,842
Mike is just being a friend.
He gets what I'm going through.
266
00:13:37,842 --> 00:13:39,725
Ah, I did my own little stint
in rehab.
267
00:13:39,725 --> 00:13:40,727
I know how hard this can be.
268
00:13:40,727 --> 00:13:43,651
Right. What do I know?
I'm only his wife.
269
00:13:48,418 --> 00:13:51,301
Gaby. Gaby, wait.
270
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:54,146
He's a little on edge right now.
Cut him some slack.
271
00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:56,068
You think I came here
to give him a hard time?
272
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,350
I just want to be here for him.
273
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,273
Yeah, but you being here
just reminds him
274
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,556
how he's messing everything up.
He feels like he's failing you.
275
00:14:01,596 --> 00:14:04,481
- Oh, that's ridiculous.
- Why do you think he's pushing
you away?
276
00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:07,004
He can't stand
you seeing him like this,
277
00:14:07,004 --> 00:14:09,448
and frankly, I think
he's a little scared.
278
00:14:09,488 --> 00:14:10,529
Of what?
279
00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:13,333
He's always provided for you,
280
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,296
and if you think
he can't do that anymore,
281
00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,179
he's afraid
you might leave him.
282
00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:26,832
Mike was a good man...
283
00:14:28,714 --> 00:14:29,756
and so are you.
284
00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:34,483
You should quit your job.
285
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:35,444
What? But you said that...
286
00:14:35,444 --> 00:14:37,087
I was wrong.
287
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,089
If being a counselor's
gonna make you happy,
288
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:41,052
then that's what you should do.
289
00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,668
As Lynette looked
at a wedding photo
290
00:14:52,109 --> 00:14:54,071
of Susan and Mike,
291
00:14:54,071 --> 00:14:57,916
she thought about the tragic
end of their marriage,
292
00:14:57,916 --> 00:15:02,723
and that started her thinking
about the beginning of her own.
293
00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:07,209
Oh, I got this.
294
00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:09,133
No. No. No. No. No.
I got it.
295
00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:10,134
Why? 'Cause you're the guy?
296
00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:13,018
No, because I asked you out.
It's only fair.
297
00:15:13,018 --> 00:15:14,941
Let me get it.
298
00:15:14,941 --> 00:15:16,863
No. Next time.
299
00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:18,827
Next time?
300
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,749
You're asking me out
on a second date?
301
00:15:23,553 --> 00:15:24,594
Abso-tively.
302
00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:27,398
Okay, but you should know
I have a 3-date rule
303
00:15:27,398 --> 00:15:29,401
before I even consider
sleeping with someone.
304
00:15:31,244 --> 00:15:34,128
For the record, I wasn't,
uh, expecting anything.
305
00:15:34,128 --> 00:15:37,012
That said, if you take me out
for coffee now,
306
00:15:37,012 --> 00:15:39,896
I would be willing to consider
that a second date.
307
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:41,819
And what if after that,
I offered you
308
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:44,743
half the candy bar
I have in my glove compartment?
309
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:47,587
Would that count
as a third date?
310
00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,511
Let's have the coffee first
311
00:15:50,511 --> 00:15:52,474
and see how it goes, shall we?
312
00:15:52,474 --> 00:15:55,358
Let's get out of here.
313
00:15:55,358 --> 00:15:59,163
So do we need
to tell H.R. about this?
314
00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:01,086
Why would we?
315
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,969
Well, I think they want to know
316
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:04,932
when employees get
in a relationship.
317
00:16:04,932 --> 00:16:06,855
Tom, we don't have to do
the whole relationship thing.
318
00:16:06,855 --> 00:16:08,777
I am not one of those girls
319
00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:11,702
looking for a ring and kids
and a house in the suburbs.
320
00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:14,586
Although I am kind of partial
to white picket fences.
321
00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:16,508
You don't think
there's anybody out there
322
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,430
who can
make you change your mind?
323
00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,314
Not for the next seven years.
324
00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:23,237
I have this whole plan
where I become Vice President.
325
00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:26,042
Of the United States?
326
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,968
I meant the company,
but we'll see.
327
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,657
Okay. Can I look now?
My back is aching,
328
00:16:36,657 --> 00:16:39,541
my ankles are swollen, and your
hands smell like cheese.
329
00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:42,465
Ta-da!
330
00:16:42,465 --> 00:16:45,268
What is this?
331
00:16:45,268 --> 00:16:47,232
It's your dream house.
332
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:49,155
Someone already bought it.
333
00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:52,039
Yeah, I did, for you.
334
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,040
Ow!
335
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,002
What the hell's wrong with you?
336
00:16:54,002 --> 00:16:55,884
You don't just buy
someone a house.
337
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,847
The exception to the rule
being dream houses.
338
00:16:57,847 --> 00:17:00,651
No, you still
should've consulted me.
339
00:17:00,651 --> 00:17:02,614
This is a decision we're
supposed to make together
340
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,576
- and...
- Ow!
341
00:17:03,616 --> 00:17:05,498
Oh, cramp. Oh, my foot.
342
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:06,500
- Here. Sit down.
- Okay.
343
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,342
Sit down.
344
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:09,343
Here.
345
00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:11,226
- Where is it? Right there?
- Right there. Right there.
346
00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,110
Come on.
347
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,994
Admit it.
This is kind of nice.
348
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,917
Yeah, it's nice,
349
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,840
but...
350
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,763
I have certain things
I want in a home.
351
00:17:22,763 --> 00:17:25,647
I know. Like a-a tree house
for the twins to play in.
352
00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,569
There's the perfect tree
for it.
353
00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:28,571
And an herb garden...
354
00:17:28,571 --> 00:17:30,534
there's a great spot
on the other side of the house.
355
00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,377
And of course,
356
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:36,262
your white picket fence, just
like you always dreamed about.
357
00:17:37,262 --> 00:17:41,069
Wait. I never said anything
about a white picket fence.
358
00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:42,991
Sure, you did.
On our first date.
359
00:17:42,991 --> 00:17:44,914
You said you were a sucker
for a white picket fence.
360
00:17:44,914 --> 00:17:46,836
There's no way I said that
on our first date.
361
00:17:46,836 --> 00:17:49,721
You did. I remember,
because as soon as you said it,
362
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:52,565
I got this image of us
sitting on our porch,
363
00:17:52,565 --> 00:17:54,568
watching our kids play
while we drink lemonade
364
00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:57,371
and look out over
our white picket fence.
365
00:18:00,256 --> 00:18:02,178
Yeah, this does
seem like a nice place.
366
00:18:04,181 --> 00:18:06,063
I'm sorry
I did this without you,
367
00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:08,027
but I knew,
368
00:18:08,027 --> 00:18:10,870
when I saw this house,
that you would love it.
369
00:18:11,872 --> 00:18:14,716
Because I know you
better than anyone.
370
00:18:17,601 --> 00:18:18,562
Mm.
371
00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:19,483
Mm.
372
00:18:19,483 --> 00:18:20,524
Mm.
373
00:18:20,524 --> 00:18:22,368
Ow!
374
00:18:29,096 --> 00:18:31,099
- Here. These are yours, too.
- Ah.
375
00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:33,983
Thanks. Um, do you mind if I
take the portable CD player?
376
00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:35,826
The one I use
while I'm cooking?
377
00:18:35,826 --> 00:18:37,749
How else
am I gonna play my CDs?
378
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:39,712
Yeah. Sure. Take it.
379
00:18:39,712 --> 00:18:41,595
Okay. Thanks.
380
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,363
How you doing?
381
00:18:47,363 --> 00:18:49,326
Great. It's all the fun
of a garage sale
382
00:18:49,326 --> 00:18:51,249
without making any money
383
00:18:51,249 --> 00:18:54,132
and only getting rid
of stuff you really like.
384
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,015
Why aren't you fighting harder?
385
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:57,937
It's just a CD player.
386
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,860
I'm talking
about your marriage.
387
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:01,863
Lynette, you know me.
388
00:19:01,863 --> 00:19:04,667
I hate talking about this stuff,
but everybody on the street
389
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:07,551
knows you and tom are
supposed to be together.
390
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,514
I don't know.
391
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,397
At this point,
there's so many bad feelings,
392
00:19:11,397 --> 00:19:13,360
I think time apart
will help us.
393
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,323
It won't.
394
00:19:18,166 --> 00:19:20,049
I've been through this.
All right, I know how it goes.
395
00:19:20,130 --> 00:19:21,331
Each of you waiting
for the other one
396
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,655
to admit they were wrong,
beg to be taken back.
397
00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,857
The problem is,
the whole time you're waiting,
398
00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:27,780
you're just growing
further apart.
399
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,703
But you and Susan
got back together.
400
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,587
And I kick myself every day
for letting it take so long.
401
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:34,550
What I'm trying to say is,
402
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:37,354
somebody's gotta make
the first move.
403
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:39,277
I can't right now.
404
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:41,199
I'm too angry.
405
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:43,122
And one day you won't be.
406
00:19:43,122 --> 00:19:45,084
I hope it's not too late.
407
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,007
For either one of you.
408
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,736
Don't let it bother you, honey.
409
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:54,698
What?
410
00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:56,661
Tom, showing up
with his girlfriend.
411
00:19:58,503 --> 00:19:59,545
It's fine.
412
00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:02,350
I actually don't think it's
gonna last that much longer.
413
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:03,390
Yeah? You heard something?
414
00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:07,237
No, I decided something.
415
00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:16,089
Bree Van de Kamp
found herself helpless
416
00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:18,131
in the face of a powerful man.
417
00:20:18,131 --> 00:20:20,615
And this got her thinking
418
00:20:20,615 --> 00:20:24,421
about the ways she'd handled
powerful men before
419
00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:27,305
and how she'd learned to do it.
420
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,834
Bree.
421
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,757
What are you making?
422
00:20:35,757 --> 00:20:37,679
Honey pecan pie.
423
00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:39,563
It's your father's favorite.
424
00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:40,563
Can I help?
425
00:20:40,563 --> 00:20:41,565
Pie's done,
426
00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:45,370
but I can teach you
how to make whipped cream.
427
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,257
Of course
there's so many things
428
00:20:49,257 --> 00:20:51,178
I should probably
teach you first.
429
00:20:51,178 --> 00:20:53,021
Like what?
430
00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:56,947
Like... how to be a woman.
431
00:20:56,947 --> 00:21:01,714
That is the most important
lesson I can pass down.
432
00:21:01,714 --> 00:21:05,559
As the cream thickens, you whip
it a little faster, okay?
433
00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:08,404
Don't I become a woman
just by getting older?
434
00:21:08,404 --> 00:21:09,404
Oh, no, Bree.
435
00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:12,249
There's some things
you're too young to understand,
436
00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:14,211
but...
437
00:21:14,211 --> 00:21:17,095
I think you're old enough
to learn about the mask.
438
00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:18,978
The mask?
439
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:20,941
It's what my mother called it.
It's the face you wear
440
00:21:20,941 --> 00:21:23,865
when you don't want people
to know what you're feeling.
441
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:27,630
All well-brought-up women
conceal their emotions.
442
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:30,595
It's very useful, especially
when dealing with men.
443
00:21:30,595 --> 00:21:31,556
Why?
444
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:34,440
Well, if a man
knows what you're thinking,
445
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,323
it gives him power over you.
446
00:21:36,323 --> 00:21:39,207
For example,
447
00:21:39,207 --> 00:21:42,050
if a man knows
how much you love him,
448
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,053
he'll take you for granted.
He'll hurt you...
449
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,857
carelessly,
450
00:21:46,857 --> 00:21:48,820
cruelly,
451
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,782
constantly.
452
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:53,667
Does daddy know
that you love him?
453
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:56,511
Yes. I have
told him repeatedly
454
00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:58,474
that I cannot live without him.
455
00:21:58,474 --> 00:22:01,318
If you're so upset with him,
456
00:22:01,318 --> 00:22:03,241
why are you making
his favorite pie?
457
00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:05,165
Because after
all of these years,
458
00:22:05,165 --> 00:22:07,127
I've forgotten
how to wear my mask.
459
00:22:07,127 --> 00:22:10,931
So now I must do things
to distract daddy.
460
00:22:10,931 --> 00:22:13,816
Like this pie.
461
00:22:13,816 --> 00:22:16,700
When I bring it out,
he'll be so excited,
462
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,663
he won't notice
the devastation in my eyes.
463
00:22:18,663 --> 00:22:21,507
Devastation?
464
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,509
Mm-hmm. It's an emotion.
465
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,431
The kind you might feel
when your friend calls
466
00:22:24,431 --> 00:22:26,354
to say your husband's LeSabre
467
00:22:26,354 --> 00:22:29,198
was seen in the parking lot
of a certain motel,
468
00:22:29,198 --> 00:22:32,123
next to
his secretary's bonneville.
469
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,927
Practice your mask.
470
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:38,811
Oh, no.
471
00:22:38,811 --> 00:22:39,813
Honey, that's too much.
472
00:22:39,813 --> 00:22:43,578
All you need is
the hint of a smile.
473
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,541
Perfect.
474
00:22:45,541 --> 00:22:47,464
When an expression like that,
475
00:22:47,464 --> 00:22:50,348
no one will ever know
what you're really thinking.
476
00:22:50,348 --> 00:22:52,310
And I'll have power over men?
477
00:22:54,234 --> 00:22:56,157
God, I hope so.
478
00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:11,538
Why are you angry?
479
00:23:11,538 --> 00:23:14,382
Who says I'm angry?
480
00:23:14,382 --> 00:23:17,266
After all these years,
you don't think I can read you?
481
00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:21,112
Well, if I'm such an open book,
what am I angry about?
482
00:23:21,112 --> 00:23:23,075
So you admit you're angry.
483
00:23:23,075 --> 00:23:24,958
I admit no such thing.
484
00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:32,648
You know...
485
00:23:32,648 --> 00:23:33,650
this thing you're doing...
486
00:23:33,650 --> 00:23:36,493
and what thing would that be?
487
00:23:36,493 --> 00:23:39,378
You put on this plastic face
488
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:42,262
to keep me in the dark about
what you're really feeling.
489
00:23:42,262 --> 00:23:44,224
A-and I walk around
on eggshells for days,
490
00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:47,109
not knowing which end is up.
491
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:49,953
Well, maybe I don't feel safe
492
00:23:49,953 --> 00:23:52,838
sharing every single thought
and emotion I have with you.
493
00:23:52,838 --> 00:23:54,759
Hmm.
494
00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:57,644
Well, that's a horrible thing
to say.
495
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:02,411
Of course you can feel safe
with me.
496
00:24:02,411 --> 00:24:04,413
I'm your husband.
497
00:24:04,413 --> 00:24:06,296
I love you.
498
00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:09,180
Please.
499
00:24:11,143 --> 00:24:13,987
Okay.
500
00:24:13,987 --> 00:24:15,870
After dessert,
501
00:24:15,870 --> 00:24:17,832
you paid a certain...
502
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,796
compliment to Gabrielle.
503
00:24:21,678 --> 00:24:22,679
You gotta be kidding.
504
00:24:22,679 --> 00:24:24,522
It was hurtful.
505
00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:29,329
To who?
506
00:24:29,329 --> 00:24:30,370
To me.
507
00:24:30,370 --> 00:24:34,216
You told her she was the most
gorgeous woman you'd ever met.
508
00:24:34,216 --> 00:24:36,098
- She was a model.
- I don't care.
509
00:24:36,098 --> 00:24:39,023
You don't say that with your
wife standing right next to you.
510
00:24:39,023 --> 00:24:41,867
I'm going to bed.
511
00:24:41,867 --> 00:24:43,790
Now?
512
00:24:45,712 --> 00:24:48,596
You wanted to know
what I was feeling.
513
00:24:48,596 --> 00:24:50,478
I'm feeling...
514
00:24:50,478 --> 00:24:52,441
hurt and humiliated.
515
00:24:52,441 --> 00:24:55,325
And I think you're dumb
to feel those things.
516
00:24:59,172 --> 00:25:01,134
Are you coming to bed?
517
00:25:01,134 --> 00:25:04,019
Or are you just gonna
stay down here and pout?
518
00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:07,824
Actually, I was just
thinking about my mother...
519
00:25:09,746 --> 00:25:11,669
and how insightful she was.
520
00:25:11,669 --> 00:25:13,632
Insightful about what?
521
00:25:13,632 --> 00:25:16,436
I'll be right along.
522
00:25:16,436 --> 00:25:19,359
I just want to, uh...
523
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,283
tidy up first.
524
00:25:23,205 --> 00:25:26,090
Okay.
525
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:28,012
Oh, and, Rex?
526
00:25:28,012 --> 00:25:31,818
I'll be serving Belgian waffles
for breakfast.
527
00:25:32,819 --> 00:25:35,744
Wow.
528
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:37,666
They're my favorite.
529
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,470
Mm.
530
00:25:42,472 --> 00:25:44,355
Sorry to keep you waiting.
531
00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:46,278
It's quite all right.
532
00:25:47,239 --> 00:25:49,162
Although I'm still
a little unclear
533
00:25:49,162 --> 00:25:51,125
as to why you brought me here.
534
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:54,009
Have you ever met a man
by the name of ramon Sanchez?
535
00:25:54,009 --> 00:25:56,853
No, I don't believe I have.
536
00:25:56,853 --> 00:25:57,815
Why?
537
00:25:57,815 --> 00:26:00,658
He disappeared from his home
a few months ago.
538
00:26:00,658 --> 00:26:02,662
And we just got a tip
539
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,545
that he's dead.
540
00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:06,426
Oh, my.
541
00:26:07,388 --> 00:26:09,311
You say you never met him?
542
00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:12,235
Ramon Sanchez. No, that name
doesn't ring a bell.
543
00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:14,118
Well, you see,
because of this tip,
544
00:26:14,118 --> 00:26:18,003
someone out there is accusing
you of killing Mr. Sanchez.
545
00:26:18,003 --> 00:26:20,887
Oh, good heavens.
That's just silly.
546
00:26:20,887 --> 00:26:22,810
And as it happens,
547
00:26:22,810 --> 00:26:26,616
Mr. Sanchez was found
exactly
548
00:26:26,616 --> 00:26:28,579
where the tipster said
he would be.
549
00:26:28,579 --> 00:26:29,580
And was he...
550
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:31,422
Dead?
551
00:26:31,422 --> 00:26:32,424
Yes, ma'am.
552
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,267
What a shame.
553
00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:38,232
Because you have been identified
as Mr. Sanchez's killer...
554
00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:40,154
you had no choice but to
bring me in for questioning.
555
00:26:40,154 --> 00:26:42,038
I understand.
556
00:26:42,038 --> 00:26:43,920
So I have to ask you...
557
00:26:44,921 --> 00:26:46,845
Did you kill him?
558
00:26:49,688 --> 00:26:51,612
Absolutely not.
559
00:26:56,459 --> 00:26:58,421
I must say,
you are hard to read.
560
00:26:58,421 --> 00:27:00,303
Thank you.
What a lovely compliment.
561
00:27:00,343 --> 00:27:03,227
You think that's a compliment?
562
00:27:03,227 --> 00:27:05,110
I was raised to be composed
at all times.
563
00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:08,916
This is obviously
a very stressful situation...
564
00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:11,839
finding myself accused
of a horrific crime.
565
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,723
And the fact
that you would think
566
00:27:13,723 --> 00:27:14,764
that I'm comporting myself
567
00:27:14,764 --> 00:27:17,608
with a measure of grace
and dignity...
568
00:27:17,608 --> 00:27:20,533
Well, that's a thoughtful thing
to say. You're very sweet.
569
00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:23,336
Now do you have
any other questions?
570
00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:24,338
I hate to rush you,
571
00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:28,143
but I'm late for the funeral
of a very dear friend.
572
00:27:28,143 --> 00:27:30,065
Hmm.
573
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:32,028
I can't think of a thing.
574
00:27:36,875 --> 00:27:39,719
Well, it was lovely
meeting you,
575
00:27:39,719 --> 00:27:42,644
and I do hope you find out
what happened to Mr. Sanchez.
576
00:27:42,644 --> 00:27:44,526
I'm sure we will.
577
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,139
See? What did I tell you?
578
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,101
She's something all right.
579
00:27:55,101 --> 00:27:57,986
I'm just not sure what we got
by bringing her down here.
580
00:28:00,909 --> 00:28:03,753
We got her fingerprints.
581
00:28:07,199 --> 00:28:08,840
"I am the resurrection and the life..."
582
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,363
As Susan listened
583
00:28:10,443 --> 00:28:13,327
to the kind words the minister
had to say about Mike,
584
00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:16,171
she found herself at a loss.
585
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:20,017
She knew people wanted
to hear from her,
586
00:28:20,017 --> 00:28:23,902
but she had no idea
what she wanted to say.
587
00:28:25,825 --> 00:28:27,707
I can't believe
you're making me do this.
588
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:30,592
Oh, wait. I think
what you mean to say is,
589
00:28:30,592 --> 00:28:34,438
"Susan, sweet, wonderful Susan,
590
00:28:34,438 --> 00:28:37,321
"thank you for marrying me
and allowing me the honor
591
00:28:37,321 --> 00:28:41,207
of carrying your beautiful
behind inside our house."
592
00:28:41,207 --> 00:28:43,089
You are so drunk right now.
593
00:28:43,089 --> 00:28:45,973
No, I am not. I'm just...
594
00:28:45,973 --> 00:28:47,936
Oh, I've never been
this happy in my life.
595
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,859
I feel like I could float.
596
00:28:49,859 --> 00:28:51,742
I wish you could.
597
00:28:51,742 --> 00:28:52,703
Aah!
598
00:28:52,703 --> 00:28:54,666
Oh.
599
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:58,472
Yeah, I'm happy, too.
600
00:28:58,472 --> 00:28:59,473
That's it?
601
00:28:59,473 --> 00:29:01,316
"I'm happy"?
602
00:29:01,316 --> 00:29:03,319
Well, that covers it.
603
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:07,164
What do you want from me?
I'm not a big... word guy.
604
00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:10,007
Okay. Come on, mister...
605
00:29:10,007 --> 00:29:11,930
Strong and silent.
606
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:14,814
What?
607
00:29:14,814 --> 00:29:16,737
Write me a poem.
608
00:29:16,737 --> 00:29:18,620
Oh, leave me alone
with this stuff.
609
00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:21,544
It's my wedding night,
and I want a poem.
610
00:29:21,544 --> 00:29:24,428
Come on. Let's go.
611
00:29:24,428 --> 00:29:27,313
All I remember is this thing
from when I was a kid.
612
00:29:27,313 --> 00:29:29,195
I'll take it.
613
00:29:29,195 --> 00:29:31,158
Give me my poem, husband.
614
00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:35,965
I love you once.
615
00:29:35,965 --> 00:29:37,887
I love you twice.
616
00:29:37,887 --> 00:29:39,850
I love you more
than beans and rice.
617
00:29:39,850 --> 00:29:43,655
Oh.
618
00:29:43,655 --> 00:29:46,540
Now that is a poem. Oh.
619
00:29:51,386 --> 00:29:52,989
It's really smart
you guys are doing this.
620
00:29:52,989 --> 00:29:56,794
When people die without a will,
it can be a nightmare.
621
00:29:58,036 --> 00:29:59,037
You okay, honey?
622
00:29:59,037 --> 00:30:00,999
Of course I'm okay.
623
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:03,844
We're about to talk
about us dying
624
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,766
for the next two days.
625
00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:08,651
If it makes you feel any better,
nobody enjoys this.
626
00:30:08,651 --> 00:30:10,573
I'm shocked to hear that.
627
00:30:10,573 --> 00:30:12,176
You got any cancer pamphlets
in there?
628
00:30:12,216 --> 00:30:13,418
In case we finish early.
629
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:15,380
Susan, come on.
This is important.
630
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,304
We got the baby coming.
We got the house.
631
00:30:17,304 --> 00:30:19,187
I'm not saying
a will isn't important.
632
00:30:19,187 --> 00:30:22,071
I'm saying
it's a beautiful day.
633
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:23,112
We should take a walk
or something
634
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:25,955
and deal with
this dying stuff...
635
00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:28,840
on a nice, dreary, rainy day.
636
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,764
Um, bathroom's right there, Bob.
637
00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:33,647
I don't need
to use the bathroom.
638
00:30:34,608 --> 00:30:37,452
Or maybe I do.
639
00:30:41,338 --> 00:30:43,220
Okay. What is it?
640
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,105
We're jinxing us.
641
00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:49,029
By doing this, we're telling
death, "come on in."
642
00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:51,913
No, it's when you don't do this
that it's a jinx.
643
00:30:51,913 --> 00:30:53,835
Look, I'm a plumber,
and it's always
644
00:30:53,835 --> 00:30:55,718
the people that don't have
homeowner's insurance
645
00:30:55,718 --> 00:30:56,760
whose toilets explode.
646
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,563
Is it what they eat?
647
00:30:59,563 --> 00:31:01,527
Missing my point.
648
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,489
No, avoiding your point.
649
00:31:03,489 --> 00:31:04,450
Go wash your hands.
650
00:31:07,294 --> 00:31:08,256
Please?
651
00:31:08,256 --> 00:31:10,179
We'll do it Saturday.
I promise.
652
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:14,946
Look, I know it's tough,
but indulge me, okay?
653
00:31:14,946 --> 00:31:16,908
Because if something happens,
654
00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:18,831
there's nothing
more important to me
655
00:31:18,831 --> 00:31:20,753
than knowing that you
and you...
656
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:24,559
are taken care of.
657
00:31:28,445 --> 00:31:29,446
Bob, come on!
658
00:31:29,446 --> 00:31:33,252
We're not paying you
to go to the bathroom.
659
00:31:35,174 --> 00:31:37,137
Oh, this is
what I'm talking about.
660
00:31:37,137 --> 00:31:39,981
None of that kobe beef, arugula,
and goat cheese nonsense.
661
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,904
Give me good old-fashioned
ground beef,
662
00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:44,787
American cheese,
and iceberg lettuce any day.
663
00:31:44,787 --> 00:31:46,710
Well, I am glad you're happy,
664
00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:48,593
but I am not sure
that any burger is
665
00:31:48,593 --> 00:31:50,516
worth a half-hour drive
in the car.
666
00:31:50,516 --> 00:31:52,479
That's just 'cause
you haven't taken a bite yet.
667
00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:57,246
Juanita said Mrs. Van de Kamp's
boyfriend got killed by a car.
668
00:31:57,246 --> 00:31:59,208
Uh, yes.
669
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,091
Yes, he did.
670
00:32:01,091 --> 00:32:02,093
Um...
671
00:32:02,093 --> 00:32:03,854
and it was an accident.
672
00:32:03,895 --> 00:32:04,897
It was very sad.
673
00:32:04,977 --> 00:32:06,218
But you don't have to worry.
674
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,180
As long as we remember
to look both ways
675
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:11,105
before we cross the street,
that'll never happen to us.
676
00:32:12,707 --> 00:32:14,590
Where do we go when we die?
677
00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:21,360
Well, you know,
we go to heaven.
678
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,204
I know, but does everyone go?
679
00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:29,011
Everyone you know
will go to heaven.
680
00:32:29,011 --> 00:32:32,856
What about animals?
681
00:32:32,856 --> 00:32:34,739
Animals go to heaven, too.
682
00:32:34,739 --> 00:32:36,742
What about bugs?
683
00:32:36,742 --> 00:32:38,665
Bugs are annoying.
684
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,587
We don't want bugs in heaven.
685
00:32:40,587 --> 00:32:43,391
What about the animals
that eat the bugs?
686
00:32:43,391 --> 00:32:44,393
Won't they starve?
687
00:32:46,275 --> 00:32:47,276
You're right.
688
00:32:47,276 --> 00:32:49,200
There are bugs in heaven.
689
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,162
But if all the people
and all the animals
690
00:32:51,162 --> 00:32:54,007
and all the bugs that ever lived
go to heaven,
691
00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:55,929
isn't it super crowded?
692
00:32:55,929 --> 00:32:57,852
No, sweetie.
693
00:32:57,852 --> 00:32:59,774
Heaven is perfect.
694
00:32:59,774 --> 00:33:02,659
How is it perfect?
I mean, what's it like?
695
00:33:02,659 --> 00:33:04,621
You wanna jump in here?
696
00:33:06,544 --> 00:33:09,387
Buddy, this is heaven.
697
00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:11,311
It is?
698
00:33:11,311 --> 00:33:13,234
Sure. Sitting with the people
699
00:33:13,234 --> 00:33:15,196
you love more than
anything in the world,
700
00:33:15,196 --> 00:33:18,041
eating a double cheeseburger
and fries... it's gotta be heaven.
701
00:33:19,923 --> 00:33:21,886
- You know what else is heaven?
- What?
702
00:33:21,886 --> 00:33:22,848
That place we fish.
703
00:33:22,848 --> 00:33:23,808
Near the waterfall?
704
00:33:23,808 --> 00:33:24,810
Yep. Heaven.
705
00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:26,693
And when we watch football
together
706
00:33:26,693 --> 00:33:28,655
and mom brings us
trays of snacks.
707
00:33:28,655 --> 00:33:30,538
That's heaven, too?
708
00:33:30,538 --> 00:33:32,461
If heaven is supposed to be
the happiest place you can be,
709
00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:34,383
don't all those places
sound like it to you?
710
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,153
What are hamburgers
made out of?
711
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,996
'Cause I know they're not ham.
712
00:33:46,921 --> 00:33:48,844
Thank you for coming
713
00:33:48,844 --> 00:33:51,728
to help honor
Mike Delfino's life.
714
00:33:51,728 --> 00:33:55,574
The family invites you
to join them at the cemetery.
715
00:33:55,574 --> 00:33:57,416
Uh...
716
00:33:58,417 --> 00:34:01,261
I changed my mind.
717
00:34:01,261 --> 00:34:02,303
Hi.
718
00:34:02,303 --> 00:34:05,188
I-I wasn't, uh,
planning to say anything
719
00:34:05,188 --> 00:34:08,993
because, uh...
720
00:34:08,993 --> 00:34:12,838
I had absolutely no idea
what to say.
721
00:34:12,838 --> 00:34:16,644
Mike and I never talked about
722
00:34:16,644 --> 00:34:18,607
what he wanted for a funeral.
723
00:34:20,489 --> 00:34:23,454
I think it's because, um...
724
00:34:23,454 --> 00:34:25,335
Well, you know Mike.
725
00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:29,141
He... wasn't really
much of a talker.
726
00:34:30,142 --> 00:34:32,066
Some of you,
727
00:34:32,066 --> 00:34:35,911
as you came by to hug me today,
728
00:34:35,911 --> 00:34:38,795
you said that
he's in a better place.
729
00:34:40,718 --> 00:34:43,602
And you know what? I...
730
00:34:43,602 --> 00:34:46,527
I realize now...
731
00:34:46,527 --> 00:34:48,449
He is.
732
00:34:50,331 --> 00:34:54,177
He... is in a diner...
733
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:59,945
eating cheeseburgers
with his family...
734
00:35:01,868 --> 00:35:03,831
And he's fishing
735
00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:05,754
at a waterfall...
736
00:35:09,559 --> 00:35:12,443
and he's watching football
with his son,
737
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:15,328
yelling like a maniac.
738
00:35:15,328 --> 00:35:18,171
So...
739
00:35:18,171 --> 00:35:22,978
Since he has to be in...
740
00:35:22,978 --> 00:35:24,941
all those wonderful places...
741
00:35:28,786 --> 00:35:32,672
I'm going to have to say
good-bye to him now.
742
00:35:39,362 --> 00:35:42,286
Good-bye, Mike.
743
00:35:55,704 --> 00:35:57,668
I love you once.
744
00:35:57,668 --> 00:36:00,511
I love you twice.
745
00:36:00,511 --> 00:36:03,395
Oh.
746
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,239
I love you more
than beans and rice.
747
00:38:30,083 --> 00:38:31,486
You know what?
Mike was right.
748
00:38:31,486 --> 00:38:34,330
This was the best freaking
burger I've ever had in my life.
749
00:38:34,330 --> 00:38:35,331
You got that right.
750
00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:41,981
Susan, you haven't eaten
a thing. Aren't you starving?
751
00:38:43,023 --> 00:38:46,828
0-5-1-6-0-2.
752
00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:50,713
I-I just remembered...
753
00:38:50,713 --> 00:38:52,636
it's Mike's password
for his voice mail.
754
00:38:52,636 --> 00:38:55,440
I have to call
the cell phone company,
755
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,402
or they're gonna charge us
for an extra month.
756
00:38:57,402 --> 00:38:59,325
I can do that for you.
757
00:38:59,325 --> 00:39:01,289
I will call them
first thing tomorrow morning.
758
00:39:06,056 --> 00:39:08,939
M.J. signed... up
759
00:39:08,939 --> 00:39:11,863
for pitching
for little league this year.
760
00:39:11,863 --> 00:39:13,786
Mike was supposed to teach him.
761
00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:16,309
Oh, honey, I'll send Carlos over
to coach him.
762
00:39:16,349 --> 00:39:18,553
I gave him two girls who hate
sports, so he'll be thrilled.
763
00:39:18,593 --> 00:39:21,476
Mike was always
checking the tires on our car
764
00:39:21,476 --> 00:39:23,360
with this thingy.
765
00:39:25,283 --> 00:39:28,127
I don't know
where the thingy is.
766
00:39:28,127 --> 00:39:31,050
I just know it was important
and it kept us safe.
767
00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:33,895
Hey. Hey. Tom's still
taking care of our cars.
768
00:39:33,895 --> 00:39:36,859
I'll just tell him to add yours
to his to-do list from now on.
769
00:39:38,782 --> 00:39:41,585
Oh.
770
00:39:41,585 --> 00:39:44,549
Susan, we are gonna do
everything we can
771
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,432
to hold you up, okay?
772
00:39:46,432 --> 00:39:48,395
Okay.
773
00:39:48,395 --> 00:39:52,241
Yes, as much as death
takes from us,
774
00:39:52,241 --> 00:39:54,163
it also gives.
775
00:39:54,163 --> 00:39:58,009
It teaches us
what's truly important...
776
00:39:59,932 --> 00:40:04,699
like giving back
after a lifetime of taking...
777
00:40:06,662 --> 00:40:08,583
going after something
778
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:11,468
we never
should have let go of...
779
00:40:16,275 --> 00:40:21,042
or looking back
on what made us who we are.
780
00:40:23,926 --> 00:40:29,654
But sometimes the lessons
learned after a person's death
781
00:40:29,654 --> 00:40:32,457
aren't the ones we expected.
782
00:40:32,457 --> 00:40:33,860
Forensics says
the prints on the mug
783
00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:35,422
match the prints we found
on the dead guy.
784
00:40:35,502 --> 00:40:39,348
Whole time she was dating Chuck,
I never trusted her.
785
00:40:39,348 --> 00:40:41,270
You think we got enough
to arrest her?
786
00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:43,153
Probably.
787
00:40:43,153 --> 00:40:44,155
Let's hold off.
788
00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:47,960
I wanna make sure we get enough
to put this bitch away for good.
789
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,047
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