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Previously on Desperater Housewives.

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Bree's new romance got
off to a lively start...

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- So you're courting me.
- I'm trying to.

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When will you stop playing hard to get?

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Maybe when you stop
playing hard to want.

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While Lynette's marriage hit the rocks.

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I think we're the ones
who need a vacation--

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Just a weekend, get a chance
to work through all of this.

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Susan's warning...

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About those
cookies I made--

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Don't eat them. They're poisoned.

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That's her, officers.

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Became an admission of guilt.

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And Gaby was unaware...

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That a dark presence

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Had arrived on the lane.

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Susan Delfino had always
played by the rules.

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She obeyed every label...

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She performed her civic duty...

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She respected all legal boundaries...

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So when she was questioned

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About the poisoning of Paul Young...

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Please state your name and age.

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Susan was more than a little upset.

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My age? What does my
age have to do with it?

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Mrs. Delfino...

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I'm 38.

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Am I under oath?

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- No.
- 38.

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I don't think you appreciate

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The seriousness of
the position you're in.

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You could have killed
someone at that school.

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But I didn't poison the cookies.

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Yet you knew they were poisoned.

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Yes, by Felicia Tillman. I mean...

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Okay, I baked them, but
she added the poison.

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That was your arrangement?

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No! No, we didn't have an arrangement.

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She was trying to murder Paul Young.

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So all you did was
deliver the poisoned food?

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Exactly.

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No, wait, uh...

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No, I had no idea that
anything was poisoned, ever.

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Except the cookies.

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Except the cookies.

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Look, talk to Felicia. She hated Paul.

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Yes, but you had your reasons
for hating Mr. Young, too.

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No, I like Paul. His
wife gave me her kidney.

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After you lost your kidney

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in a riot which Mr.
Young was responsible for.

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Who told you that?

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Mr. Young.

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He also said he blew the whistle
on your internet porn career,

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Causing you to lose your
job at the Oakridge school,

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The same school you brought
those poisoned cookies to.

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Now how about you start
telling me the truth?

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I'm not 38.

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Find anything?

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Okay, thanks.

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We found a glass vial and some syringes

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in the dumpster behind your apartment.

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They all had traces of antifreeze.

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Oh, god.

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Yes, Susan Delfino had
always played by the rules...

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But she was about to find out...

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This wasn't a game.

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RESYNC BY : SHAHAB_AMIRAN 

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Sometimes

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It's the little things
that make us feel secure,

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Like an old friend at bedtime...

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Money saved for a rainy day...

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Or matching coffee mugs.

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But there are times
when these small comforts

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are up against big challenges.

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I'm glad we're doing this.

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Me, too.

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Should have done it a long time ago.

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Ha. Completely agree.

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We just needed to get away from
everything, just the two of us--

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No kids, no work, no TV...

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What? No TV?

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Aw, come on. It's a
b&b-- bed-and-baseball.

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You gonna take this seriously?

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Yes.

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I'm taking this very seriously.

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Okay.

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So what do you feel like doing?
You want to go to bed, or...

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Bed sounds good. I'm exhausted. Ooh...

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U-u-unless
you want to--

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No. No.

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I'm tired, too.

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Let's get a good night's sleep.

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We have the whole weekend ahead of us.

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It's gonna be great.

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It's gonna be great.

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Thanks for dinner. That was amazing.

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I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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You kidding? I got to chase

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Twice as many bad guys
tomorrow to burn it off.

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Good night, Chuck.

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Good night, Bree.

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That is the one part of
dating that I haven't missed.

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I know, the whole question of intimacy.

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Will he kiss me? Will he not?

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Will she be mad if I try?

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Will she be mad if I don't?

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Then why don't we skip all that

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and lay our cards on the table?

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Sounds like something that
two reasonable adults might do.

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I find you very... attractive.

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And I think you're a knockout.

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Really?

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Yeah, that's why...

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It's so hard...

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Wow, we really are putting
our cards on the table.

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To wait.

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Wait?

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Um, just till my divorce goes
through, 'cause till then,

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I'm technically married, so
anything we do is adultery.

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You know what? I think
that's very admirable.

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Yeah?

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Definitely. It's refreshing to find

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a man whose morality isn't
compromised by his libido.

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Besides, sometimes waiting
can be half the fun.

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And just so you know what
it is you're waiting for...

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Now that's the part of
dating I have missed.

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See you tomorrow night.

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How can they arrest me?
I didn't do anything.

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They found syringes and
antifreeze at your house.

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Unless you're a suicidal diabetic,

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that's pretty suspicious.

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But Felicia was at my house
when I was making Paul's food.

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Clearly, she's trying to frame me.

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Any way to prove it?

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The woman hacked off two of her fingers

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to frame someone else.

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She's a framer.

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To implicate Felicia,
we'd need some evidence

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that she was actively
trying to kill Paul.

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I might be able to help you with that.

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A few months ago, Felicia
called me from prison,

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said she needed to see me.

143
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You never told me this.

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I didn't know what it
was about, so I went.

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she offered me $10,000 to kill Paul.

146
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What?

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This was in the visitor's
room? On the phone?

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I'll see if they have any recordings.

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Might take a day or two.

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This is good.

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How could you keep that from me?

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I don't know. I... guess I was ashamed.

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Why? Y-you said no.

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Yeah, after I thought
about it for a week.

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You actually
considered--

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Come on, Susan. With
the financial problems

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we were having? And you got to remember,

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there was a time I would
have killed Paul for free.

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2-minute warning till bath time.

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Hello?

161
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Hi, honey. How was your flight?

162
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Yeah, hold on.

163
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Sweetie? It's your dad
calling from his business trip.

164
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The sound you're hearing is
your daughter in a cartoon coma.

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Juanita!

166
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Hi, daddy.

167
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Okay, daddy, I love you, too.

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Bring me something.

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Unh-unh. Upstairs.

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Okay, honey. Love you, too.

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Bring me something.

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I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

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Gaby, what are you doing here?

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Carlos doesn't want
us seeing each other,

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and I really don't
think we should--

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I need a gun.

177
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Well, I guess I could spare a moment.

178
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Why on earth do you need a gun?

179
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Juanita swears she's been seeing

180
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this mystery man skulking
around our lawn at night,

181
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and last night, I think I saw him, too.

182
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Did you call the police?

183
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And say what?

184
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There's a guy on the lawn?

185
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Look, Carlos is out of
town, and I'll sleep better

186
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if I have a gun in the nightstand.

187
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Gaby, I'm not giving you a gun.

188
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Why not? I let you borrow
things all the time.

189
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Not things that put holes in people.

190
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Come on. Just
a little one--

191
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The kind Nancy Reagan
would shoot people with.

192
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No.

193
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Please. I'll be really careful.

194
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This guy's kind of freaking me out.

195
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Gaby, if you're really serious,

196
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I will set you up with
a class at my gun range,

197
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they'll teach you about gun safety,

198
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you will get a permit,

199
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and then we'll see
about getting you a gun.

200
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Great. So in the meantime,

201
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if skulking guy breaks into my house,

202
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I'm just gonna yell,

203
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"Freeze! I'm taking a class!"

204
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Hello?

205
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Ms. Tillman?

206
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This is detective Hank Powell of
the Fairview Police Department.

207
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Hello, officer. Is there
something I can help you with?

208
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We'd like you to come
down to the station.

209
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We need to ask you a few questions.

210
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May I ask what this is about?

211
00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:17,093
We'll explain it all when you get here.

212
00:11:20,473 --> 00:11:21,080
Or if that's a problem,

213
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we could have somebody come get you.

214
00:11:23,957 --> 00:11:26,167
No. Thank you.

215
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I'll handle my own transportation.

216
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So there's a place in town where
you can make your own candles.

217
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Candle making?

218
00:11:41,795 --> 00:11:42,422
Hopefully,

219
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It's next to a place where
we can make our own bullets.

220
00:11:45,502 --> 00:11:47,605
Yeah. Does sound pretty lame.

221
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,057
Besides, we didn't come
here to do arts and crafts.

222
00:11:50,588 --> 00:11:53,435
Right. We came here to work on stuff...

223
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talk.

224
00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:59,922
So... maybe we should go
back to our room and...

225
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talk.

226
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Hey there. Good morning.

227
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Morning.

228
00:12:06,583 --> 00:12:07,972
Good morning.

229
00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,212
Hi. I'm Lisa.

230
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,592
This is my husband Andy.

231
00:12:11,593 --> 00:12:13,551
Oh, hi. I'm Lynette. Nice to meet you.

232
00:12:13,552 --> 00:12:14,073
You, too.

233
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- Tom.
- Nice to meet you.

234
00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:18,570
- So is this your first time here?
- Oh. Thank you, sweetie.

235
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Yep, first time.

236
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Ohh. It's our third
time. We love it here.

237
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And it's so quiet and intimate.

238
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What could be better, right?

239
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:27,982
- Right.
- You said it.

240
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- So what are you guys up to today?
- I don't know.

241
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,753
We'll probably just hang
out. What about you guys?

242
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We are going candle dipping.

243
00:12:38,118 --> 00:12:39,333
Any chance you want to come with?

244
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Oh, Andy, I'm sure they
came up here to be alone.

245
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I don't-- I
don't know...

246
00:12:45,135 --> 00:12:47,375
Sounds like it... could be fun.

247
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,614
Yeah. We can be alone later.

248
00:12:50,512 --> 00:12:52,056
Let's go dip some candles.

249
00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:00,222
You know I can't talk to you.

250
00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:03,941
Think about it. Of all the
people that want you dead,

251
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you think Susan's the one to do it?

252
00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,374
She's the only person in this
neighborhood who's stuck by you.

253
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:09,456
You heard the evidence.

254
00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,093
All the food came from your kitchen.

255
00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:12,437
And you know who was
helping Susan cook it?

256
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Felicia Tillman.

257
00:13:15,215 --> 00:13:16,149
What?

258
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:18,983
The same woman who offered
me $10,000 to kill you.

259
00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,940
She offered you $10,000 to kill me?

260
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:25,939
What did you say?

261
00:13:26,018 --> 00:13:27,625
You're still standing here.

262
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Believe me now?

263
00:13:52,109 --> 00:13:53,307
So tell me, how do you know

264
00:13:53,307 --> 00:13:55,167
that guy I saw leaving here last night?

265
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,290
His name is Chuck, he's a detective,

266
00:13:57,291 --> 00:14:00,155
and he and I have
been seeing each other.

267
00:14:01,587 --> 00:14:04,539
Seeing? As in dating?

268
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:05,562
You sound surprised.

269
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:08,114
Well, I don't like
spreading vicious gossip...

270
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,443
Oh, who am I kidding? I love it. Bree...

271
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,313
that guy is gay.

272
00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:15,441
You say that about everyone.
You said that about Tom Scavo.

273
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:18,383
I didn't say he was gay. I
said if I had magic powers,

274
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:19,435
I would make him gay.

275
00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,977
But as far as detective hottie goes,

276
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,926
I've seen him at my favorite gay bar.

277
00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,874
No. I am sure it wasn't him.

278
00:14:25,874 --> 00:14:28,533
I'm sure it was. I
never forget a gay face.

279
00:14:28,544 --> 00:14:29,790
I have what scientists call

280
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,593
a homo-graphic memory.

281
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:34,273
Chuck was married for 18 years.

282
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,948
"Was"? Interesting.

283
00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:38,306
Failed marriage. Let's
connect those dots.

284
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:40,585
Okay, then explain why
he's the one chasing me.

285
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:43,381
He's a cop. It's a
very masculine culture,

286
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,388
and now that he can't hide
behind his wife anymore,

287
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:46,928
he needs a girlfriend,

288
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,437
so he's still "One of the guys."

289
00:14:48,438 --> 00:14:50,494
- Let's drop it.
- Okay, tell me I'm wrong.

290
00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:52,841
Tell me you've had the
best sex you've ever had.

291
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,491
You have had sex?

292
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:00,694
He said he wanted to wait.

293
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,271
Okay, I'm calling it.

294
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:04,911
Time of
gay--11:21.

295
00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:10,982
- There's just something about Italian food.
- Yeah.

296
00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:14,118
But I cannot believe how
much I ate. It was so good.

297
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,495
It was awesome, and thank you both.

298
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,444
Yeah, you didn't have
to pay for dinner...

299
00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:19,486
Or lunch...

300
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,123
Or our candle making lessons.

301
00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,574
It was my pleasure. What's the point

302
00:15:22,575 --> 00:15:24,972
of making the big bucks if
you can't spread it around?

303
00:15:26,336 --> 00:15:29,160
Please, stop saying "Big bucks."

304
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:30,933
I haven't said it that much.

305
00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:33,087
If I had a nickel for every
time you've said "Big bucks,"

306
00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:34,664
I'd have big bucks.

307
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:41,426
- It's getting late.
- Yeah, we should really let you guys go.

308
00:15:41,426 --> 00:15:43,482
Late? It's only 10:00.

309
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:46,988
Hey, who's up for a game of spades?

310
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,995
Come on, Lisa. Boys against girls.

311
00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:50,408
Let's kick some butt.

312
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,029
- Okay. Great.
- Okay. Yeah.

313
00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,775
So it is 3:00 A.M. I am creeping
down the stairs in my underwear,

314
00:16:00,775 --> 00:16:03,015
holding the golf club like a machete.

315
00:16:03,502 --> 00:16:05,946
I hear the noise again,
coming from the kitchen.

316
00:16:05,947 --> 00:16:07,243
Turns out, it's our daughter Penny,

317
00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:09,757
who's waiting to get the
Easter bunny's autograph.

318
00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:11,694
That's cute.

319
00:16:12,329 --> 00:16:13,079
What?

320
00:16:13,079 --> 00:16:15,650
You always do that.
I'm--I'm--I'm telling a story,

321
00:16:15,651 --> 00:16:17,697
and you jump in and
steal the punch line.

322
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:19,704
'cause you go on forever.

323
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,964
You heard a noise, you checked
it out, turns out it's Penny.

324
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,015
Laugh, laugh, laugh.

325
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,442
Everybody's the same age
as when the story started.

326
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:28,257
Well, my apologies, everybody.

327
00:16:28,257 --> 00:16:31,852
I am sorry I am not a gifted
raconteur like my wife.

328
00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:33,420
What can I say, Tom?

329
00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:34,463
I actually do know how to tell a story.

330
00:16:34,463 --> 00:16:35,973
Yeah, like that
spellbinder you told the guy

331
00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:37,990
at the candle shop today

332
00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:40,016
about growing winter
squash? One more second,

333
00:16:40,017 --> 00:16:42,666
he was ready to pour molten
wax directly into his ears.

334
00:16:42,666 --> 00:16:43,883
Oh, you heard that story?

335
00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:46,836
I figured you were busy
counting your big bucks.

336
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:52,320
Sheesh, it's midnight already.

337
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,695
Yeah, we better get some sleep.

338
00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:54,678
We got a big day tomorrow.

339
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:56,421
Oh, yeah? What are you guys doing?

340
00:16:58,546 --> 00:16:59,676
Nothing.

341
00:17:00,349 --> 00:17:01,615
- Good night, you guys.
- Good night.

342
00:17:01,615 --> 00:17:03,280
- Good night.
- Good night.

343
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,773
Well, I think I'm gonna turn in, too.

344
00:17:13,978 --> 00:17:15,273
You coming?

345
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:20,095
Nah, I'm gonna check out
some scores on the tv.

346
00:17:24,402 --> 00:17:25,561
Okay.

347
00:17:38,285 --> 00:17:41,344
Hello. Are you ready for our lunch date?

348
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,873
I tried to call you.

349
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:44,860
I got to interview a robbery witness.

350
00:17:44,861 --> 00:17:46,614
- I'm really sorry.
- It's not your fault,

351
00:17:46,615 --> 00:17:49,002
And as luck would have it,
I'm free for dinner, too.

352
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:53,230
Great. Hey. Hey, guys, say hi to Bree.

353
00:17:53,317 --> 00:17:54,691
- Hi.
- Hey, Bree.

354
00:17:54,691 --> 00:17:58,012
See? I wasn't making her
up. I'll see you tonight.

355
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:03,284
He's processing now.

356
00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:06,089
He's in the holding cell. Be
up in about 40, 45 minutes.

357
00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:07,921
Great picture of Chuck, huh?

358
00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,580
Yeah. Yeah. Who's, uh, that with him?

359
00:18:10,697 --> 00:18:12,538
Well, that was his
partner, Pete Crowley.

360
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:15,042
Oh. Are Chuck and Pete still partners?

361
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,471
No. Pete's not here anymore.

362
00:18:19,622 --> 00:18:22,398
I hope it wasn't, uh, something tragic.

363
00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,648
No, not tragic. Just...

364
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:27,328
weird.

365
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,831
Excuse me.

366
00:18:35,277 --> 00:18:37,741
They were best friends and
partners for nine years,

367
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,967
and then last year they went
on a camping trip together.

368
00:18:40,967 --> 00:18:42,993
When they got back,
they weren't speaking,

369
00:18:42,994 --> 00:18:44,308
Pete put in for a transfer,

370
00:18:44,308 --> 00:18:46,607
and no one on the force
knows what happened.

371
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:47,825
It's beyond obvious.

372
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,660
Chuck must have had a
huge crush on this guy.

373
00:18:50,661 --> 00:18:52,492
You think he was in
love with his partner?

374
00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:53,076
Please.

375
00:18:53,077 --> 00:18:55,531
I'm in love with him, and
I've only seen his picture.

376
00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:58,873
He picks a total hottie for a partner,

377
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:02,184
then sits on his feelings
for nine years, until...

378
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,805
the camping trip.

379
00:19:06,336 --> 00:19:07,476
They're in the woods,

380
00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:09,463
in a tent, alone.

381
00:19:09,911 --> 00:19:12,503
Couple of beers, then
bam, chuck pounces,

382
00:19:12,503 --> 00:19:14,344
and his partner's all like, "Stop.

383
00:19:15,065 --> 00:19:16,983
"What are you doing? Get off me."

384
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:21,543
Oh, god. It's me and Todd Mankiewicz

385
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:22,050
all over again.

386
00:19:22,450 --> 00:19:24,894
This is ridiculous. Chuck is not gay,

387
00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:25,908
and I am gonna prove it.

388
00:19:25,996 --> 00:19:27,769
- How?
- He's taking me to dinner tonight,

389
00:19:27,769 --> 00:19:30,711
and I may just have to
offer myself up as dessert.

390
00:19:31,266 --> 00:19:32,815
Do whatever you want. Just
forward me this picture.

391
00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:34,500
I've got some photoshopping to do.

392
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:42,207
Our policy here is ask questions first,

393
00:19:42,246 --> 00:19:43,366
shoot later.

394
00:19:43,698 --> 00:19:46,279
You will know everything there
is to know about a firearm

395
00:19:46,279 --> 00:19:48,091
before ever actually holding one.

396
00:19:48,092 --> 00:19:49,777
What's there to know?
You point, you shoot,

397
00:19:49,777 --> 00:19:51,413
somebody bad falls down.

398
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:53,693
Ms. Solis,

399
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,410
mind if I ask why it is
you're taking this class?

400
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,300
To protect myself.

401
00:19:58,301 --> 00:20:00,395
Protection. Why a gun?

402
00:20:00,396 --> 00:20:01,847
Why not just get a dog?

403
00:20:01,858 --> 00:20:04,118
Well, for one, if you
leave a gun in the house,

404
00:20:04,029 --> 00:20:05,638
it doesn't rip apart your throw pillows

405
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,649
then leave a gift on your hall carpet.

406
00:20:11,113 --> 00:20:12,378
Could you shoot me?

407
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:13,939
What?

408
00:20:13,939 --> 00:20:16,765
I'm an intruder that
just broke into your home.

409
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,935
Could you shoot me?

410
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,535
Uh, sure. Why not?

411
00:20:21,535 --> 00:20:23,870
Really? Where? The head? Chest?

412
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,274
I don't know. Why are
you getting so close?

413
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:27,717
I'm an intruder. I'm here to hurt you.

414
00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:28,815
Could you point the gun,

415
00:20:28,816 --> 00:20:30,151
fire it,
and kill me--

416
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,585
and then live with that
the rest of your life?

417
00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:38,305
No.

418
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,092
If any of you feel the
same way, leave now.

419
00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:43,782
A gun in the hands of someone
who is afraid to use it

420
00:20:43,782 --> 00:20:46,539
is the most dangerous
weapon in the world--

421
00:20:46,539 --> 00:20:48,334
Not for your intended victim...

422
00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:51,042
for you.

423
00:21:02,622 --> 00:21:03,368
Susan.

424
00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:04,623
I wanted to thank you.

425
00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:07,685
I heard that you spoke to the
police and helped clear me.

426
00:21:07,686 --> 00:21:09,158
I'm sorry I doubted you.

427
00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:11,640
I guess I'm not used to
people being kind to me.

428
00:21:15,134 --> 00:21:16,291
What's goin' on?

429
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:18,431
I can't stay here.

430
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,649
But Felicia's gone. You're safe now.

431
00:21:21,915 --> 00:21:23,641
This has nothing to do with Felicia.

432
00:21:23,789 --> 00:21:25,516
It's just time for me to go.

433
00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:28,989
Paul, y-you can't leave the lane.

434
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:30,549
You belong here.

435
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:32,934
No, I don't. I never have.

436
00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:37,527
Well, that's not true.
When I first moved here,

437
00:21:37,528 --> 00:21:39,460
you and mary alice were so nice to me.

438
00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:41,541
You were the reason
I wanted to live here.

439
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:44,112
We had to be nice. We
came here running away

440
00:21:44,113 --> 00:21:45,800
from something terrible we'd done.

441
00:21:46,232 --> 00:21:47,468
We spent every day

442
00:21:47,478 --> 00:21:49,519
waiting for the past
to catch up with us.

443
00:21:50,157 --> 00:21:51,334
And it did.

444
00:21:52,385 --> 00:21:54,680
Sooner or later, the
past always catches up.

445
00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:56,653
That was a long time ago.

446
00:21:57,085 --> 00:21:58,919
You have a chance to start over now.

447
00:21:59,882 --> 00:22:02,129
And you... were the only one around here

448
00:22:02,129 --> 00:22:03,650
who ever thought I could start over.

449
00:22:04,475 --> 00:22:05,760
I still do.

450
00:22:06,299 --> 00:22:07,977
You're a good person, Paul.

451
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,655
I truly believe that.

452
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:10,617
I know...

453
00:22:11,324 --> 00:22:13,355
And I'd just as soon
leave while you still do.

454
00:22:14,827 --> 00:22:17,506
Here, take these.

455
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,882
Move back in with your family.

456
00:22:21,118 --> 00:22:22,854
As far as the rest of the rent...

457
00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:25,063
it's my gift to you.

458
00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:27,466
I don't know how to thank you.

459
00:22:27,703 --> 00:22:29,135
Just be happy here.

460
00:22:31,628 --> 00:22:32,863
We will.

461
00:22:41,676 --> 00:22:44,786
You know, it's not even 10:00 yet.

462
00:22:45,062 --> 00:22:46,573
Are you up for a nightcap?

463
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,722
Sure. I know this fabulous little spot.

464
00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:51,929
Fabulous.

465
00:22:53,687 --> 00:22:56,503
Actually, I was hoping we could go back

466
00:22:56,503 --> 00:22:58,122
to your place.

467
00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:03,568
Um, I don't--I don't
think that's a good idea.

468
00:23:03,569 --> 00:23:04,785
Really?

469
00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:06,857
What are you afraid of?

470
00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:09,388
I'm not sure I could trust myself.

471
00:23:09,634 --> 00:23:11,066
Remember our agreement?

472
00:23:11,076 --> 00:23:13,254
Oh, are we really sticking to that?

473
00:23:14,815 --> 00:23:17,896
Look, I... I have to.

474
00:23:21,036 --> 00:23:22,086
Okay.

475
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,755
But I still want that nightcap.

476
00:23:26,002 --> 00:23:27,100
Where to?

477
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,878
I know just the place.

478
00:23:32,223 --> 00:23:33,527
Bree, are you--are you sure
you want to come in here?

479
00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:35,294
'cause I think this is a gay bar.

480
00:23:35,295 --> 00:23:37,080
Really? And how would you know that?

481
00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:38,503
Okay, um...

482
00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:40,623
There's something I need to tell you.

483
00:23:40,624 --> 00:23:43,430
Hey, girlfriend! Where
you been hiding yourself?

484
00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:44,528
Hey, Terrence.

485
00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:46,119
Wait until you hear the dish...

486
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,326
Steve and fat Steve broke up.

487
00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:50,446
And fat Steve is now pissed Steve.

488
00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:53,243
I'm--I'm--I'm
sorry to hear that.

489
00:23:54,106 --> 00:23:57,118
Okay, so this is what I
wanted to talk to you about.

490
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,139
Chuck...

491
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,190
I already know.

492
00:24:01,446 --> 00:24:03,271
My neighbor saw you here.

493
00:24:03,272 --> 00:24:04,380
Oh, god.

494
00:24:04,616 --> 00:24:05,951
It's okay. My son is gay.

495
00:24:05,951 --> 00:24:07,177
I have lots of gay friends.

496
00:24:07,178 --> 00:24:08,532
I love the gays!

497
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:10,004
I just don't date them.

498
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,250
Bree, I'm not gay.

499
00:24:12,987 --> 00:24:14,017
Hey, Studly.

500
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:15,744
Haven't seen you in a while.

501
00:24:16,216 --> 00:24:18,119
Well, here's your usual.

502
00:24:18,198 --> 00:24:19,768
I'm sorry. I'm out of umbrellas.

503
00:24:21,407 --> 00:24:24,763
They know me because I
worked here undercover.

504
00:24:25,558 --> 00:24:28,118
- Really?
- Yes. Some guys here were dealing drugs,

505
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:30,346
so to blend in, I pretended to be gay.

506
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,134
And I was good at it.

507
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:36,029
Chuck, you don't need to lie.

508
00:24:36,029 --> 00:24:39,375
I can imagine how hard it
must be to be a gay cop.

509
00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:41,769
Especially after what
happened with your partner.

510
00:24:44,615 --> 00:24:47,470
My--my partner?
You mean Peter?

511
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:49,904
What do you know about that?

512
00:24:49,944 --> 00:24:51,357
Well, I know you two split up

513
00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:53,161
after you went on vacation together.

514
00:24:54,899 --> 00:24:56,173
Were you in love with him?

515
00:24:57,274 --> 00:24:59,245
I can't talk about this here.

516
00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,396
Come on.

517
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,216
I did love Pete Crowley like a brother.

518
00:25:09,962 --> 00:25:11,816
And I loved my wife, too.

519
00:25:12,101 --> 00:25:13,965
At least I did...

520
00:25:14,574 --> 00:25:16,252
until the camping trip when Pete told me

521
00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:18,411
they'd been sleeping
together six months.

522
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,148
Your partner and your wife?

523
00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,121
Why didn't you tell me?

524
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,996
I'm a detective. I'm
supposed to notice things.

525
00:25:26,006 --> 00:25:27,537
But if your wife is the one who cheated,

526
00:25:27,538 --> 00:25:29,490
why is she holding up the divorce?

527
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,305
Part of me thinks she's dragging it out

528
00:25:31,305 --> 00:25:33,503
so I'll screw around
before it's over--

529
00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:36,015
so she can say I'm no better than her.

530
00:25:36,015 --> 00:25:38,086
But I am better than her.

531
00:25:38,489 --> 00:25:42,413
And that's why I wanna
get things right this time.

532
00:25:43,651 --> 00:25:45,848
So you're really not gay?

533
00:26:01,569 --> 00:26:02,726
What do you think?

534
00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:04,857
Fabulous.

535
00:26:06,025 --> 00:26:08,085
Brandon to the service deli, please.

536
00:26:08,085 --> 00:26:09,763
Brandon to the service deli.

537
00:26:38,948 --> 00:26:40,232
Oh, my god!

538
00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:44,060
This is why kids
shouldn't play with cans.

539
00:26:45,296 --> 00:26:47,160
Checkstand 1 is now open.

540
00:26:47,161 --> 00:26:50,193
Checkstand 1 is now open,
taking all customers.

541
00:27:10,330 --> 00:27:11,409
Excuse me.

542
00:27:12,469 --> 00:27:14,225
Do you have a security camera?

543
00:27:17,856 --> 00:27:19,837
I'm confused--you say
someone took your pocketbook,

544
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,349
But isn't that your pocketbook?

545
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:24,038
This is my purse.

546
00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:26,187
- Men.
- Sorry.

547
00:27:26,384 --> 00:27:27,561
I do the same thing to my wife.

548
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:28,778
I say "Nice shirt."

549
00:27:28,779 --> 00:27:29,583
She says "It's a blouse."

550
00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:30,936
I say "I like your
trousers." She says--

551
00:27:30,937 --> 00:27:31,732
Stop!

552
00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:34,627
Can you go closer?

553
00:27:34,892 --> 00:27:37,659
Okay. But he's not holding a pocketbook.

554
00:27:41,290 --> 00:27:42,635
Oh, my god.

555
00:27:43,351 --> 00:27:44,371
Are you all right?

556
00:27:45,147 --> 00:27:46,580
That's my stepfather.

557
00:27:47,237 --> 00:27:48,826
You sound surprised to see him.

558
00:27:51,427 --> 00:27:52,810
He's supposed to be dead.

559
00:27:58,405 --> 00:27:59,896
Pretty damn good.

560
00:28:00,651 --> 00:28:02,495
Got to admit, I'm surprised
to see you back here.

561
00:28:02,496 --> 00:28:04,380
I thought you said you
couldn't kill anybody.

562
00:28:04,381 --> 00:28:05,361
Got over it.

563
00:28:13,477 --> 00:28:14,311
No, Tom,

564
00:28:14,312 --> 00:28:17,206
Texting the office is the
same as calling the office.

565
00:28:17,206 --> 00:28:19,737
Come on. You know that.

566
00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:21,308
Oh, god, it's them.

567
00:28:22,642 --> 00:28:24,379
- But my coffee--honey--
- Leave it.

568
00:28:24,517 --> 00:28:26,911
- Hey there! Top of the morning!
- Oh! Hi. Yeah, good morning.

569
00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:28,628
- How's it going?
- Hi. Good morning.

570
00:28:28,628 --> 00:28:31,768
Mwah. I hope you guys like apples,

571
00:28:32,014 --> 00:28:34,231
Because we found a
pick-your-own apple orchard.

572
00:28:34,232 --> 00:28:35,350
Oh, you know, actually,

573
00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:37,293
We're heading into town
to do some antiquing.

574
00:28:37,293 --> 00:28:40,354
Ooh! Sounds great. We love antiquing.

575
00:28:40,355 --> 00:28:43,269
Yeah... I think we're
gonna go by ourselves.

576
00:28:46,263 --> 00:28:47,185
Ouch.

577
00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:48,666
Are you guys blowing us off?

578
00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:49,883
No.

579
00:28:50,012 --> 00:28:51,944
No, it's just that we wanted to, um,

580
00:28:51,945 --> 00:28:54,202
buy one of those old folding screens,

581
00:28:54,211 --> 00:28:56,998
and our backseat is
so small, and you--

582
00:28:56,998 --> 00:28:58,263
Lisa.

583
00:28:59,127 --> 00:29:00,785
Yeah, we're blowing you off.

584
00:29:01,728 --> 00:29:02,699
Why?

585
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:05,369
Look, we get it. You guys
can't stand to be alone.

586
00:29:05,369 --> 00:29:07,978
But that's the whole
reason we came here, so...

587
00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:11,453
nice hanging out with
you, but... see ya.

588
00:29:13,848 --> 00:29:15,261
And good luck.

589
00:29:15,564 --> 00:29:17,958
Wh-wh-what do you
mean, "Good luck"?

590
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,382
You know, with...

591
00:29:20,873 --> 00:29:22,649
whatever it is you're workin' through.

592
00:29:56,299 --> 00:30:00,499
Man, this rain is just
not gonna stop, huh?

593
00:30:01,951 --> 00:30:04,610
They said it might go into tonight.

594
00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:07,947
Oh, yeah?

595
00:30:08,212 --> 00:30:09,213
Yeah.

596
00:30:09,821 --> 00:30:11,626
That's what they said on the radio.

597
00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:21,145
So total strangers
think we're in trouble.

598
00:30:22,670 --> 00:30:24,155
Do you think we're in trouble?

599
00:30:26,089 --> 00:30:27,339
What do you think?

600
00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,455
All I know is, 20 years
ago, if you'd put us

601
00:30:30,455 --> 00:30:33,492
in a beautiful room with
a fireplace and a big bed

602
00:30:33,492 --> 00:30:36,246
and it rained all day...

603
00:30:39,343 --> 00:30:41,482
we wouldn't be talking
about the weather.

604
00:30:55,948 --> 00:30:57,325
I go--I gotta get
out of this room.

605
00:30:57,325 --> 00:30:59,434
I'm just--I'm starting
to lose my mind.

606
00:30:59,435 --> 00:31:00,890
- You wanna take a walk?
- What?

607
00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:02,365
Do you wanna take a walk?

608
00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:04,035
It's a mess out there. It's pouring.

609
00:31:04,035 --> 00:31:06,555
Well, don't snap at me,
Tom. Snap at the rain.

610
00:31:07,415 --> 00:31:10,462
God. It's like you're not even trying.

611
00:31:10,795 --> 00:31:12,181
Me? I'm not trying?

612
00:31:12,182 --> 00:31:14,077
From where I sit, you're not.

613
00:31:17,271 --> 00:31:18,531
What do you call this?

614
00:31:20,288 --> 00:31:21,431
What is this?

615
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:23,287
It's your
engagement ring--

616
00:31:24,225 --> 00:31:26,608
The crappy one I gave
you a million years ago.

617
00:31:31,893 --> 00:31:34,500
You changed the diamond.

618
00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:37,811
I told you I'd give you
a decent ring someday.

619
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,187
There it is.

620
00:31:50,089 --> 00:31:51,368
What's the matter?

621
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:55,276
I appreciate this. I really do.

622
00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:56,976
But...

623
00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,700
I loved the ring the way it was.

624
00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:01,146
Really?

625
00:32:01,449 --> 00:32:03,793
'cause I seem to remember
you making a joke about it

626
00:32:03,793 --> 00:32:06,176
every single time you
showed it to somebody.

627
00:32:07,895 --> 00:32:09,087
I did?

628
00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,820
I-I did.

629
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,920
But that doesn't mean I didn't love it.

630
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:23,299
Lynette, I did this to make you happy,

631
00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:25,232
but I'm running out of ideas!

632
00:32:31,289 --> 00:32:32,793
I can't do this anymore.

633
00:32:40,011 --> 00:32:43,127
We have survived five kids,

634
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,794
a failed business, cancer.

635
00:32:48,284 --> 00:32:50,647
Why can't we pull out of this one?

636
00:32:50,648 --> 00:32:54,232
I don't know what you want.

637
00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:00,288
I don't know what I want.

638
00:33:05,671 --> 00:33:07,301
I just know it isn't this.

639
00:33:23,155 --> 00:33:24,844
There you go.

640
00:33:25,508 --> 00:33:27,003
Wakey-wakey.

641
00:33:27,521 --> 00:33:29,806
Now I'm gonna take this off,

642
00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:31,692
but if you start screaming for help,

643
00:33:31,692 --> 00:33:35,501
I will have no choice but to plunge this

644
00:33:35,716 --> 00:33:38,059
directly into your heart,

645
00:33:38,206 --> 00:33:39,827
killing you instantly.

646
00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:46,225
Oh, that'll kill you,
too, but a lot more slowly,

647
00:33:46,226 --> 00:33:48,950
giving the three of us a chance to chat.

648
00:33:53,288 --> 00:33:54,782
What do you mean, "The three of us"?

649
00:33:55,446 --> 00:33:56,500
Who's here?

650
00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:58,825
Why, Beth, of course.

651
00:34:01,062 --> 00:34:03,025
I knew she wouldn't want to miss this.

652
00:34:03,953 --> 00:34:08,104
Fine. Kill me. You
won't get away with it.

653
00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:09,980
The police know you've
been poisoning me.

654
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:14,179
But thanks to you, they
think I'm miles away.

655
00:34:14,756 --> 00:34:16,094
But I'm not.

656
00:34:17,893 --> 00:34:19,191
I'm right here.

657
00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:26,732
You know, I'm kinda
gonna miss this place.

658
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,799
Yeah. The sound of german
techno music from 3B.

659
00:34:29,808 --> 00:34:32,563
Smell of corned beef
and cabbage from 2C.

660
00:34:32,563 --> 00:34:35,277
The fat guy-- or is
it a woman?--in 5D.

661
00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:37,651
Actually, I'm not gonna miss this place.

662
00:34:37,661 --> 00:34:40,386
- Hey, Where's this go?
- Oh, M.J.'s toys are here.

663
00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:43,288
Hey, you know what
would be a great idea?

664
00:34:43,308 --> 00:34:45,251
If when he walks in to
his old room tomorrow,

665
00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,891
all of his favorite
things are already there?

666
00:34:46,892 --> 00:34:49,070
Yeah, he'd love that. I'll
run 'em over right now.

667
00:34:49,070 --> 00:34:51,189
No, no, no. You keep packing. I'll go.

668
00:34:55,536 --> 00:34:57,695
You disappoint me, Paul.

669
00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,674
Is this really how you wanna
spend your last moments?

670
00:35:00,674 --> 00:35:02,265
Sitting here shooting me dirty looks

671
00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:06,104
as if I didn't already
know you dislike me.

672
00:35:06,701 --> 00:35:08,507
What would you prefer?

673
00:35:08,928 --> 00:35:11,515
Some remorse. A little repentance.

674
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,231
Emotions appropriate to a man
who killed an innocent woman.

675
00:35:14,231 --> 00:35:17,473
Innocent? Your sister
blackmailed my wife--

676
00:35:17,669 --> 00:35:19,290
Drove her to suicide.

677
00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:23,226
It isn't Martha's fault
that Mary Alice shot herself,

678
00:35:23,227 --> 00:35:25,639
Like all your wives seem to.

679
00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,320
If you're gonna keep talking, Felicia,

680
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,351
would you mind upping my dose?

681
00:35:30,524 --> 00:35:34,430
Just tell me you're sorry!
Is it really so hard to say?

682
00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:36,696
I'm not sorry.

683
00:35:37,067 --> 00:35:39,108
I wasn't then, and I'm not now.

684
00:35:39,256 --> 00:35:42,401
When I saw the life drain out
of Martha's mean little eyes,

685
00:35:42,675 --> 00:35:45,692
I knew she was getting
exactly what she deserved.

686
00:35:47,422 --> 00:35:49,062
So there it is.

687
00:35:57,736 --> 00:35:59,434
When I watched the life drain

688
00:35:59,435 --> 00:36:01,750
out of Martha's mean little eyes,

689
00:36:01,839 --> 00:36:04,925
I knew she was getting
exactly what she deserved.

690
00:36:07,406 --> 00:36:09,085
So you have a confession.

691
00:36:09,350 --> 00:36:11,967
What are they gonna
do, arrest my corpse?

692
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,125
No.

693
00:36:15,718 --> 00:36:17,749
But when the police find your body,

694
00:36:17,798 --> 00:36:19,253
they'll find this.

695
00:36:20,534 --> 00:36:23,708
And the world will stop thinking
I was crazy all these years.

696
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,290
Felicia...

697
00:36:26,647 --> 00:36:29,118
There's one thing I'll
go to my grave sure of--

698
00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:32,361
The world will never stop
thinking you're crazy.

699
00:37:04,819 --> 00:37:06,254
Getting scared, Paul?

700
00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:07,740
This
poison--

701
00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:10,221
How much longer before it kills me?

702
00:37:10,319 --> 00:37:11,500
Not long.

703
00:37:11,813 --> 00:37:13,179
30 minutes or so.

704
00:37:25,088 --> 00:37:26,660
9-1-1. State
your emergency.

705
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:28,828
There's a killer loose in my house.

706
00:37:28,828 --> 00:37:31,455
4353 Wisteria Lane. Send police...

707
00:37:31,456 --> 00:37:33,654
And an ambulance. Hurry!

708
00:37:43,822 --> 00:37:47,846
Ooh. Getting weaker.

709
00:37:49,047 --> 00:37:50,355
Tell Martha...

710
00:37:50,454 --> 00:37:51,840
I said hello.

711
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:03,679
Susan! Susan!

712
00:38:11,532 --> 00:38:13,105
Hurry. Hurry!

713
00:38:40,629 --> 00:38:42,026
Come on, come on.

714
00:38:46,148 --> 00:38:47,789
Oh, Susan...

715
00:38:48,463 --> 00:38:49,888
If your casseroles had been any better,

716
00:38:49,889 --> 00:38:51,490
he would have had seconds.

717
00:38:51,491 --> 00:38:53,581
And none of this would be happening!

718
00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:56,502
No!

719
00:39:08,486 --> 00:39:11,026
This has gone on long enough!

720
00:39:12,472 --> 00:39:13,400
Paul!

721
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,909
Paul, stop.

722
00:39:16,115 --> 00:39:19,396
Don't do this. Paul, let her go!

723
00:39:19,495 --> 00:39:21,868
You are not like her.
You are not a killer!

724
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,404
Thank you.

725
00:39:41,999 --> 00:39:43,297
Thank you, Susan.

726
00:39:48,611 --> 00:39:50,399
I knew you wouldn't hurt
her. You're a good person.

727
00:39:50,399 --> 00:39:52,117
Stop saying that.

728
00:39:55,497 --> 00:39:56,844
Felicia's right.

729
00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,606
I killed Martha.

730
00:40:03,732 --> 00:40:05,412
The man you think I am...

731
00:40:07,023 --> 00:40:09,298
I haven't been him for a long time.

732
00:40:10,736 --> 00:40:12,562
But I want to be that man again.

733
00:40:16,556 --> 00:40:20,414
Officers, can you take my statement?

734
00:40:25,718 --> 00:40:27,476
I have a confession to make.

735
00:40:34,109 --> 00:40:36,306
A sense of
security--

736
00:40:36,404 --> 00:40:39,080
It's something we all search for...

737
00:40:42,118 --> 00:40:44,784
whether it's knowing we're desired...

738
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:49,199
taking control of our fears...

739
00:40:52,326 --> 00:40:56,369
or finding the strength
to do the right thing.

740
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:06,508
But the danger of a sense of security is

741
00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:07,249
that it may prove...

742
00:41:07,319 --> 00:41:08,930
to be false.

