1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,320 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:03,960 Susan discovered that Porter 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,840 was the father of Julie's baby. 4 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,720 No, the father will be an adoptive parent 5 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:08,960 who has gone through extensive interviews 6 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,840 - and a background check. - Both of you, stop. 7 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,360 I wanna keep it. 8 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,960 Then Lynette found out... 9 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,560 No, no, no! He can't be having a baby! 10 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,800 Gaby took in a houseguest... 11 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,520 Karen kicked me out. 12 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,600 And Karen got bad news. 13 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,200 The cancer's back. 14 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:26,760 Ben's money problems took a toll... 15 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,000 Let's get you to the hospital. 16 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,600 And Renee stepped in. 17 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,360 Normally, I'd never take a check, 18 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,640 but I know where you live. 19 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,040 Orson returned... 20 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,960 How would you feel about a change of scenery... Maine? 21 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,320 With a plan. 22 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,000 You won't believe where it's going to end up. 23 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,040 When it came to raising her children, 24 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:53,000 Lynette Scavo was used to doing things without help. 25 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,200 Her husband would often travel on business... 26 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,440 or rush out to important meetings... 27 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,000 or sneak out for a game of golf. 28 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:12,920 But just because Lynette 29 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,560 was used to doing everything herself... 30 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,760 You done yet? 31 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,440 Didn't mean she liked it. 32 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,440 Yes, I'm done. 33 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,240 Thank you for your help. 34 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,800 Okay, uh, I wanna thank you both for joining me. 35 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,800 I know you're worried about my decision to be a single father. 36 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,440 No, not worried. More like panicked and terrified. 37 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,520 Well, I'm here to let you know that as of today, 38 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,120 I've got everything under control. 39 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,600 I got a job. 40 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,680 Just working in a restaurant, but it's decent pay, 41 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,840 and there's health insurance for me and the baby. 42 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,520 Well, that is great news. 43 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,400 L-Lynette, don't you want to tell our son that's great news? 44 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,760 I'm waiting for the "But." 45 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,880 There doesn't have to be a "But." 46 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,000 It's Porter. There's always a "But." 47 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,480 But... they don't exactly provide child care. 48 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,000 At a restaurant? That's so weird. 49 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,520 They usually have a whole play area 50 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,680 between the knife block and the deep fryer. 51 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,640 So I'll need a little help with the baby. 52 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,480 How much help? 53 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,240 I don't know. Eight hours... 54 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,480 A day... every day until... 55 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:15,920 She turns 18? 56 00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:16,880 No. 57 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,000 She could be super smart and end up going to college at 15. 58 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,760 Aw, sweetie, she's not gonna be super smart. 59 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,760 Lynette. 60 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,120 Porter, I'm sorry. I am not gonna keep telling you 61 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,520 what a bad idea raising this baby is. 62 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,960 You're a grownup and you've made your own decision, 63 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,560 and I'm even starting to make my peace with it. 64 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,640 But? 65 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,280 But I can't raise her for you. 66 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:41,440 - We-we-we can barely take care of this one. - Yeah. 67 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,440 Wait. Wait. Where-where did she go? 68 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,200 I thought you were watching her. 69 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,280 Well, it's your house. 70 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,240 I'm sorry. You're gonna have to make other arrangements. 71 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,280 I found her! 72 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,680 Wow. I don't know what I was thinking, 73 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,760 expecting you to care about my baby. 74 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,640 I mean, you're only the grandmother. 75 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,880 I am happy to be her grandmother. 76 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,560 I will fill her room with stuffed animals. 77 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,520 I will feed her ice cream behind your back. 78 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,360 I will spoil her like nobody's business. 79 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,080 But when it comes to the heavy lifting, I am done. 80 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,680 Or will be very shortly. 81 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,520 Okay. I see where you're coming from. 82 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,640 I guess I'll have to find some stranger 83 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,760 to watch over little baby Lynette. 84 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,080 Lynette? 85 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,440 You were gonna name your daughter after me? 86 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,560 That's incredibly touching. 87 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,240 It changes nothing. 88 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:40,600 Yes, Lynette Scavo had raised her children without much help... 89 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,800 Here you go. Practice. 90 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:47,000 And she was determined that Porter do the same. 91 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,080 Orson Hodge had a plan. 92 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:08,320 He was determined to reclaim the heart of a woman... 93 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,920 whose loss he had never gotten over. 94 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,560 He loved her so deeply that he was willing to be patient... 95 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,440 and obsess over every detail 96 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,240 until at last, the moment arrived 97 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,680 when she was just within reach. 98 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,920 Okay, open. 99 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,120 What is this? 100 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,360 It's a little book of inspiration 101 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,520 I put together for you. 102 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,880 I wanted to show you some pictures of my cottage in Maine. 103 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,000 It's right on the coast. Look. See? There's the lighthouse. 104 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,680 Oh! These photographs are breathtaking. 105 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:50,440 It's even more beautiful in person, 106 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,960 when you hear the foghorn and you... 107 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,160 you breathe in the sea air. 108 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,160 Oh, I feel it already. Hmm. 109 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,640 Oh, Orson, I can't tell you how happy this makes me. 110 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,440 This is exactly what I need right now. 111 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,040 Absolutely. You deserve a break 112 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,080 after all that ghastly business you've been through lately. 113 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,200 Yeah, the murder, the investigation, 114 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,760 all those chilling letters you received. 115 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,280 Letters? 116 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,440 Yes, the letter you received after the murder 117 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,640 and the one after Chuck Vance was killed. 118 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,080 I never told you about the second letter. 119 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,800 That's right. I heard about it from Lynette. 120 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,760 You talked to Lynette about the letters? 121 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,160 Yes. The other day, 122 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,400 when she came over with the girls. 123 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,080 Personally, I thought it was very indiscreet of her, 124 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,960 but, well... 125 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:42,360 Yet another example of how those women can't be trusted. 126 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,760 Oh, let me show you this one. 127 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,080 It's my favorite. 128 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,200 That patch of dirt is your favorite? 129 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,640 Fresh-tilled soil in a raised bed, 130 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,160 overlooking the ocean. 131 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,240 The perfect place for you to plant a garden. 132 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:02,760 Oh, Orson, I can't remember when I've been this excited. 133 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,560 You have truly thought of everything, haven't you? 134 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,120 Let's hope so, darling. 135 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,680 And our Doppler radar will be tracking 136 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,120 those scattered showers 137 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,280 as they move from eastern Pennsylvania 138 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:20,840 right into the western Pennsylvania area. 139 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,760 Now when we come... 140 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,840 I could hear that at the store! 141 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,800 Oh, no. One of your girls having a birthday? 142 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,840 I can only imagine them on cake. 143 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:33,520 No. This is for Carlos. He's coming home Thursday. 144 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:37,320 You got a bottle of champagne for a guy getting out of rehab? 145 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,240 What, they were all out of opium? 146 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,520 No, this is for me. 147 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:43,240 This whole rehab thing has been very stressful. 148 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,440 So this is his big homecoming, 149 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,840 watching you get loaded? 150 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,360 And a balloon. 151 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,280 That guy puts up with a lot from you. 152 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,320 What's that supposed to mean? 153 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,480 Why don't you think of someone other that yourself 154 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,000 just once in your life? 155 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,000 You're right. It's horrible here. 156 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,680 So why don't you just walk out the front door? 157 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,480 Believe me, I would if I had anyplace else to go. 158 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,880 Well, as the balloon tells us, 159 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,440 Carlos is coming home soon. 160 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:10,760 So what's your plan? 161 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,720 I thought we'd watch the basketball game, 162 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,280 maybe do a little grilling. 163 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:16,720 Carlos always liked my tri-tip. 164 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,800 Well, you know who else likes your tri-tip? Karen. 165 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,400 Yeah, she does. 166 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,800 I'm talking about steak, Roy! 167 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,920 Isn't it time you two patched things up? 168 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,440 Send her some flowers. Make nice. 169 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,920 I tried all that. 170 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:31,800 If she wants me back, she knows where to find me. 171 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,920 Now after the break, 172 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,080 we'll answer all your burning questions 173 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,640 about barometric pressure, so make sure you stick around. 174 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,440 How'd it go with Julie? 175 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,320 Made it to the train with time to spare. 176 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,640 I think she was eager to get back to school. 177 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,920 I was sort of hoping she'd change her mind 178 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,160 and come back with you. 179 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,280 "Guess what, mom? I decided to stay." 180 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,880 Well, give her some time. You never know. 181 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,440 I think I know. 182 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,840 Porter? Is everything okay? 183 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,880 No. Everything pretty much sucks. 184 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,680 I thought I had a job, 185 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,800 but my mom says it's not good enough. 186 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,640 So I wrote up a resume. 187 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:24,400 Well, this looks great. 188 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,040 I mean, any boss would be lucky to have you. 189 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,720 I mean, you're young, energetic. 190 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,080 You had a paper route 191 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,440 and you're "proficient in martial arts", 192 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:36,440 though not proficient in spelling it. 193 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,880 What was the job that your mom said wasn't good enough? 194 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,520 Waiting tables at the Carlyle. 195 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,960 I mean, I know it sounds kinda lame, 196 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,480 but it's a stepping-stone. 197 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,200 I'd take classes, learn about the business... 198 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,480 try to work my way into management. 199 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,040 Or even own my own restaurant, just like my parents used to. 200 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,960 Wow, Porter, that sounds like an actual plan, 201 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,000 and a good one. 202 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,200 Yeah. There's just one problem. 203 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,440 It doesn't have day care. 204 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,800 You should take that job. 205 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,240 What will I do with the baby? 206 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,680 Well, lucky for you, you happen to be looking 207 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,600 at Fairview's finest day care provider. 208 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,800 Porter, me. I'm the day care. 209 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,640 When the baby is born, 210 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,280 you just drop her off with me whenever you need. 211 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,920 I will spoil the heck out of her. 212 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,360 You don't mind being stuck with a baby all day? 213 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,960 It's a baby. Who could be stuck? 214 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,640 My mother, for one. 215 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,880 Well, for me, it's a dream come true. 216 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,720 Honestly, you would be doing me a favor. 217 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,480 Thank you, Mrs. Delfino. 218 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,480 Oh, you know what? You're gonna be raising my daughter's child. 219 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,960 I think it's about time you started calling me "Susan". 220 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,200 Or better yet, "grandma". 221 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,080 No. Susan. 222 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,400 Son of a bitch! 223 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,840 What are you doing? 224 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,040 I... just noticed you had some flowers delivered, 225 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,680 and I was snooping to see who they were from. 226 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:26,160 - You wanna know who? - No. 227 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,480 They're from Roy! He wants you back! 228 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,560 I just saw you cutting those roses from Bree's garden. 229 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,800 No, you didn't. You're old. You can't see anything. 230 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,760 You've got clippers in your pocket. 231 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:39,760 You have clippers in your pocket! 232 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,000 Your finger's bleeding. 233 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,440 Your finger's bl... 234 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,880 All right, can I just come in? 235 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:46,800 Come on. 236 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,880 Look, Roy may be too proud to send flowers himself, 237 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:51,320 but he misses you. 238 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:52,880 Whatever. 239 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,120 Why are you being like this? 240 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,800 Just get over your silly fight and take him back. 241 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,400 He's crazy about you. 242 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,800 Really? Then how come you're over here and not him? 243 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,920 'Cause I'm kinda to blame for this? 244 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,240 I fed the flames of your little spat 245 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,120 because, let's face it, I'm selfish. 246 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:10,880 My girls were out of control, 247 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,760 and Roy's a genius at scaring the crap out of kids. 248 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,000 But now Carlos is coming back, 249 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,160 so I'm all about you two being lovebirds again. 250 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,320 Save your breath, Gaby. It's not gonna happen. 251 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,000 What's going on with you two? 252 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,640 You know, none of your damn business! 253 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,680 Now take your stolen flowers and your clippers and... 254 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,680 Karen, what's the matter? 255 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,080 Nothing. 256 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,400 I'm on new medication. Sometimes I get a little light-headed. 257 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,640 You don't look so good. 258 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,440 I'm-I'm gonna go and lie... 259 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,520 - Lie down. - Karen! 260 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,560 Karen! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 261 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,520 Okay. 262 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,080 Hi. I need an ambulance right away. 263 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,920 4358 Wisteria Lane. 264 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,320 Hey, guys. 265 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,120 Whatcha doing? 266 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:20,160 I'm helping Mrs. Delfino paint the nursery. 267 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,520 Nursery? 268 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,080 It's a room where babies live. 269 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,960 Yes, thank you. Why would Susan need a nursery? 270 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,120 You didn't tell her? 271 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,880 I volunteered to look after the baby 272 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,760 so Porter could start that new restaurant job. 273 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,880 Yeah. He said you didn't want to be stuck taking care of her 274 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,360 all the time, 275 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,400 and I'm thrilled to do it. 276 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:41,920 That's... really nice of you. 277 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:43,960 And of course it goes without saying that you are welcome 278 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,880 to come over and play anytime with my granddaughter. 279 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,400 Our granddaughter. 280 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,600 Uh, sorry. 281 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,920 Oh, mom. I-I wanted to ask, 282 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,320 can we take the old bassinet? 283 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,120 My bassinet? The one all five of you kids slept in? 284 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,440 Yeah. That's why I thought it was cool. 285 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,360 Now my kid gets to sleep in it. 286 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,840 Doesn't it make you want to cry? 287 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,320 Yeah. Yeah, it does. 288 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,160 Renee. 289 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,240 What are you doing here? 290 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,160 Learning ten new ways to cook kale. 291 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,480 And letting you know your financial troubles are over. 292 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,480 What do you mean? 293 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,280 I met with your loan shark... 294 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,600 a sentence I never thought I'd be saying... 295 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,800 and I settled your account. 296 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,880 All you have to worry about now is getting better. 297 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,240 I told you I didn't want you to do that. 298 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,280 I think the words you're looking for are "Thank you." 299 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,080 I'm serious. I didn't want you to get involved in this. 300 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,160 Look, if you and I are gonna keep hanging out, 301 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,240 there's something you need to know about me. 302 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,800 I do what I want. 303 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,560 Thank you. 304 00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,760 But I want to be perfectly clear. 305 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,960 I-I will be paying you that money back. 306 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,080 Oh, I know. 307 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,400 And it's probably gonna take a while. 308 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,200 Good thing I'm not going anywhere. 309 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,480 It could be years. 310 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,240 Shh. Just lie there and look pretty. 311 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,440 Uh, come in! 312 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,440 And don't be an ax murderer! 313 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,600 Hey, kids, dad's home! 314 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,680 What's going on, Tom? Kinda busy right now. 315 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,960 Actually, that is why I am here. 316 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,000 Parker, Penny, you guys around? 317 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,360 - Hey, guys. - Hey, dad. 318 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,400 Go pack your bags. 319 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,320 I've tried that, Tom. They come back. 320 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,800 I figured I'd take 'em off your hands for the rest of spring break. 321 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,680 Oh, we're going to your place? 322 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,600 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Cool! 323 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,000 And you already got plenty of stuff there already, 324 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,520 so pack light! 325 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:51,760 This is actually happening? 326 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,280 You're taking the kids for an entire week? 327 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,000 Well, um, after our talk with Porter, 328 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,560 I got to thinking that you never really get any time to yourself. 329 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,360 And when I was out of town, 330 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,080 you had the kids for weeks. 331 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,440 So... I owe ya. 332 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,000 If we weren't separated, the things I'd do to you... 333 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,720 Anyway, uh, thank you. 334 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,840 It'll be much easier getting things done around here 335 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,160 when it's just me and the baby. 336 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,920 No, no, no. I'm taking Paige, too. 337 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,160 Well, who's gonna watch her while you're at work? 338 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080 Jane. 339 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,760 She hasn't taken care of a baby in forever. 340 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,200 She's-she's really looking forward to it. 341 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,440 Okay, that's really generous. 342 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,760 And here comes the herd. 343 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:35,920 Later, mom. 344 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,400 Wait, wait. Give me a hug. 345 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,000 - Bye. - All right. Love you. 346 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,480 Have a good time. I love you. 347 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,920 - Have a good time. Mwah! - I love you, mom. 348 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,240 I love you, too. 349 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,000 So what are you gonna do with all this time to yourself? 350 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,760 Oh, that is a problem I look forward to solving. 351 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,640 Bye, Paige. Thank you! 352 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,720 I spoke with your doctor, and I know. 353 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,800 What? 354 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,800 Doctors aren't allowed to talk about patients' conditions. 355 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,000 Well, they can if you're family, mom. 356 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,480 Why didn't you tell anyone the cancer's back? 357 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,120 Because this time, I ain't gonna beat it. 358 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,880 Oh, you don't know that. 359 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,720 Yeah, I do. 360 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,200 So this why you've been pushing Roy away. 361 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,640 Look at my smart daughter, piecing it together. 362 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,440 He doesn't know about any of it? 363 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,200 No, and he's not going to. 364 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,360 But this is a scary thing. 365 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,080 Maybe you should let him help you. 366 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,000 Why, so he can be miserable, too? 367 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,840 Karen! 368 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,840 Roy went through this when his first wife died. 369 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,880 I'm not putting him through it again. 370 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,960 Gaby, I'm begging you. 371 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,080 Don't do this to him. 372 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,320 Just don't tell him. 373 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,040 Oh! You know what we need here? 374 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:13,240 Over the crib, a mobile with twinkly little butterflies. 375 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,840 Those were Julie's favorite. 376 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,360 Twinkly butterflies. 377 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,120 And, you know, we could put her name on the wall 378 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,960 in big, bright letters. 379 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,400 Do you have a name yet? 380 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,600 I was actually thinking about "Lynette." 381 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,240 For a baby? 382 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,080 Let me think about that. 383 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,560 Oh! You know what else we could do? 384 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,480 A mural. Like, winnie the pooh, 385 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,240 and his head is stuck in the honey pot. 386 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,920 I brought you guys some coffee, 387 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,880 but it sounds like one of you doesn't need it. 388 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,440 Oh, I'm not caffeinated. 389 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:43,800 I'm just high on baby. 390 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,480 Is there any sugar? 391 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,800 Uh, in the kitchen. 392 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,440 That baby is gonna feel right at home here. 393 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,960 Oh, well, that's why I'm doing this. 394 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,600 Uh-huh. Are you gonna keep Julie's bed? 395 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:59,520 Well, she was here first. 396 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,000 And besides, I mean, if she... if she does come back, 397 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,680 she'll need a place to stay. 398 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,920 Right. So when Julie comes to visit, 399 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,440 she'll be sleeping 4 feet away from 400 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,960 the baby she doesn't want. 401 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,960 Think I should move Julie's bed? 402 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,280 I think you should do whatever makes you happy. 403 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,200 Hon, did you find the sugar? 404 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,560 That's what I was looking for. 405 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,480 Lets just hope the baby takes after Julie. 406 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,120 This is the kind of thing that chaps my ass. 407 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,800 If Marmaduke ate my pillow, 408 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,680 I'd shoot him right in the head. 409 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,960 - Hey, Roy? - No, Gaby. 410 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,280 I wouldn't actually shoot a dog. It was a joke. 411 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,120 I just realized the other day, 412 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,080 I don't think I've ever heard you talk about your first wife. 413 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,480 Miriam? 414 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,160 I didn't even know her name. 415 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,800 Miriam. 416 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,040 How long were you guys married? 417 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,280 39 years. 418 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:06,600 She died 2 weeks before our 40th anniversary. 419 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,640 Oh, my god. Cancer, right? 420 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,440 Brain. 421 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,840 Son of a bitch, that kind. 422 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,960 A real son of a bitch. 423 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,920 That must have been the worst thing 424 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,240 you ever went through. 425 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,520 You'd think. 426 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,040 Wait, are you saying it wasn't? 427 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,680 Sounds weird. 428 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,680 It-it's hard to understand. 429 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,160 I wanna understand. 430 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,400 Okay. 431 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:43,000 When you love somebody, love them a long time, 432 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,800 you get lazy. 433 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,360 You figure they know it, 434 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:50,800 so you stop saying it so much, stop showing it. 435 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,000 Yeah. 436 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,960 But when you know you're gonna lose 'em, 437 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,680 that they won't be there to hear you say it... 438 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,200 Oh, boy, you make damn sure they know it 439 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,080 every second of every day. 440 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,520 I'm so sorry I brought it up. 441 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,800 Nah. These? 442 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,080 I earned 'em. I was there for Miriam. 443 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,760 I told her everything I needed to tell her, 444 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,840 held her hand when she was scared. 445 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,000 Nah, these don't bother me at all. 446 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,240 Oh, Roy. I made a promise to someone, 447 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,560 but I'm gonna have to break it. 448 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,880 Renee. It's so good to see you again. 449 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,840 A loan shark and a Jehovah witness? 450 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,920 Not a combo you see often. 451 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,000 What? 452 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,000 I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, 453 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,640 but I'm a terrible bookkeeper. 454 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,760 The cheque you owe me to pay off your boyfriend's loan, 455 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,400 I had the amount wrong. 456 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,000 Oh, so you're here to give me a refund? 457 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,840 Not exactly. 458 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,720 I really like this house. 459 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,320 Tell me, what does fire insurance cost 460 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,840 for a place like this? 461 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,640 Okay, why don't you pick up your violin case 462 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,080 and drive your big Cadillac back 463 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,640 to the "Godfather" movie you crawled out of? 464 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,760 You are not gonna intimidate me. 465 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,800 You sure about that? 466 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,160 It's how I make my living, and business is good. 467 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,360 Ah, I get it. 468 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,880 You see the sweet suburban neighborhood and think, 469 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,920 "I can push those people around." 470 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,120 Well, let me tell you something. 471 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,880 I do not come from a place like this. 472 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,720 You got all you're gonna get. We're done. 473 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,320 I'm the one that decides when we're done. 474 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,400 See ya around. 475 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,800 Is that everything? 476 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,480 - I think so. - Have you taken one last look down the lane, 477 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,760 fixed an image in your mind? 478 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,600 Why? We'll only be gone for a month. 479 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,000 Will we? Something tells me that once you taste 480 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,920 one of those delicious Maine lobster rolls, 481 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,480 you'll never want to come back. 482 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves? 483 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,040 Promise me you'll keep an open mind. 484 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,200 Fine. Mind open. 485 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,120 This is gonna sound silly, 486 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,800 - but you know what I'm most excited about? - What? 487 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,520 We finally get to wear those hats I bought 488 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,000 for that alaskan cruise we never got to take. 489 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,320 Jiminy Christmas. I left mine at home. 490 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:32,480 Orson! 491 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:33,920 We'll buy another one. 492 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,280 But it won't be the same thing. I had them monogrammed, 493 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,240 and I always imagined us wearing them 494 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,360 on some wonderful adventure together. 495 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:41,960 Oh, that's all right. 496 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,600 We'll just stop and get it from your apartment. 497 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,880 My apartment? 498 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,560 We don't have time for it. 499 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,280 Don't be silly. It's on the way. 500 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,040 And besides, most people don't get to the airport 501 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,920 four hours before their flight. 502 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,560 No! No, we can't. 503 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,400 Do you know how long it takes 504 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,280 to go through security in a wheelchair? 505 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,680 Certainly not four hours. 506 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,920 Bree, please. 507 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,360 Orson, is something wrong? 508 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,040 No. No. 509 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,400 You're trembling. 510 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,320 It's-it's-it's nothing. 511 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,080 It's just, you know me and punctuality. 512 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,680 Well, this is hardly the way to start 513 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,240 that relaxing vacation you've been promising me. 514 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,960 You're right. I'm sorry, dear. 515 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,080 Apology accepted. 516 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,600 Now let's make that 517 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,040 the last time we quibble on this trip. 518 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,880 Now we're off to your apartment. 519 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,720 - Lynette, Porter's not here. - No, I know. 520 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,800 I just felt bad you were doing all the work on the nursery, 521 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,920 so I freed up some time in my schedule to help. 522 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,520 You know, painting, moving furniture, whatever you need. 523 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,200 Uh, actually, we already finished. 524 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,200 Oh. Can I see it? 525 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,880 Of course. Uh, sure. Follow me. 526 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,720 I know pink is a little traditional, 527 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:36,720 but then I found 528 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,360 this black and white bedding for the bassinet I just love. 529 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,960 Makes it feel like a little French girl's room, 530 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,120 don't you think? 531 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,720 Who's Sophie? 532 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,040 Oh! Uh, that's what Porter decided to name the baby. 533 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,080 Uh-huh. 534 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,360 Porter decided to name the baby after your mother? 535 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,720 He did ask me for some suggestions. 536 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,680 Interesting. He told me he was naming her Lynette. 537 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,640 I know, but... 538 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,200 baby Lynette? 539 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,480 What's wrong with that? 540 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,080 Oh, nothing. It's just, "Lynette" is so... 541 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,640 You. 542 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,800 - Really? - Well, yeah. 543 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:18,000 And you have set the bar so high on that name. 544 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,920 Do you want to burden a tiny little baby 545 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,160 with trying to live up to that? 546 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,160 And nobody thought I'd be interested 547 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,280 in hearing about this name change? 548 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,600 Oh, my gosh. 549 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,200 Are you upset about this? 550 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,640 Oh. I thought you were into being the hands-off grandma. 551 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,840 Well, I'm trying to get my son to stand on his own two feet, 552 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,720 and I guess I didn't count on you being the pushy grandma. 553 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,120 I guess your definition of "Pushy" 554 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,040 is being helpful and wanting to get involved. 555 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,160 Oh, I wanna be involved. It's my granddaughter, too. 556 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,360 Well , I don't see you setting up a nursery in your house. 557 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,520 Oh, well, maybe I will. There's just one thing I need. 558 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,920 - Lynette, give that back! - No. 559 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,160 Porter wants it here. 560 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,480 He says it pulls the whole room together. 561 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,760 Oh, yeah, 'cause Porter has such a keen eye for design. 562 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,880 What is going on? What's wrong? 563 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,200 What's wrong? 564 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,600 You're calling Lynette "Sophie," 565 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,040 you're making my son a waiter, 566 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,520 and you're trying to turn my granddaughter 567 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,080 into a French girl. That's what's wrong! 568 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,560 Okay, that doesn't make any sense, 569 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,560 and it's incredibly petty. 570 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,720 Well, not as petty as trying to steal somebody's grandchild! 571 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,320 My first visit to your apartment. 572 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,320 I must admit, I'm a bit ashamed I never came by before. 573 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:36,600 Yes, well, truth be told, 574 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,560 I'm a bit ashamed of how modest it is. 575 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,440 So if it's all the same, I'd prefer it if you wait out here. 576 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,320 I'll just be a minute. 577 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,360 Absolutely not. 578 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,320 I'm sure it's perfectly charming. 579 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,880 Actually, it's also a mess. 580 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,120 There, I said it. Oh, what you must think of me. 581 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,040 Orson, I know you. 582 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,560 A "Mess" means you haven't 583 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,800 fluffed the sofa pillows today. 584 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,720 Now come on. Let's get you that hat. 585 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,760 Oh, hell's bells. 586 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,320 - What? - I seem to have forgotten my key. 587 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,240 - Oh, dear. - Sometimes I think I'd forget my head 588 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,120 if it weren't attached to my body. 589 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,480 Of course, then I wouldn't need to get my hat. 590 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,400 The manager has a master key. 591 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,840 Would you mind running down to the office to get it? 592 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,400 Of course not. I'll be back in a sec. 593 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,720 Orson? I've looked everywhere and I can't find the manager. 594 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,640 Don't worry. 595 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,480 I'm such a muddle head. 596 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,800 I forgot that I keep a spare key in the pouch. 597 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,800 It's one of the good things about being in a wheelchair. 598 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,040 It's like having a mobile purse. 599 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,640 After you. 600 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,320 What a lovely place. 601 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,760 And, of course, your pillows are perfectly plumped. 602 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,920 It served its purpose. 603 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,160 And now... 604 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,200 on to new adventures. 605 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,800 - You look very dashing. - Thank you. 606 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,280 Uh, let's not dillydally. 607 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,160 We-we still have a plane to catch. 608 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,960 Oh, we... and we must stop by a newsstand in the terminal. 609 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,800 The novel I'm reading is simply dreadful. 610 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,080 Oh, and I know how much you despise airplane food. 611 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,920 Perhaps we can pick up a little bite for you as well. 612 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,440 Bree? 613 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,680 It was you? 614 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,240 You did it? 615 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,960 You wrote the letters? 616 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,080 Oh, my god. 617 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,560 You killed Chuck. 618 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,120 Yes. 619 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,040 For you. 620 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,200 What? 621 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,680 He was going to arrest you. 622 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,480 I had to do something to stop him. 623 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,880 Everything I did, Bree, was to protect you. 624 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,200 Protect me? 625 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,040 How was writing the letters supposed to protect me? 626 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,000 They tormented me, almost drove me to suicide. 627 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,960 Well, I'm sorry it went that far. 628 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,800 But I knew I had no chance of winning you back 629 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,440 unless I could isolate you from those awful friends of yours. 630 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,960 So I wrote the letters 631 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,720 knowing those women would turn against you, 632 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,560 and they did. 633 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,040 But why would you want to turn them against me? 634 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,560 Because as long as they were in your life, 635 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,600 I knew I would always be a distant second, 636 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,000 and that wasn't going to be good enough for me! 637 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,160 Not this time! 638 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,560 I had to have you all to myself. 639 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,680 That's how much I love you. 640 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,440 You're insane. 641 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,520 Bree. 642 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,040 Bree, we both know what it means to commit a crime 643 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:05,920 for the greater good. 644 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,040 Do not compare yourself to me! 645 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,480 I was protecting people I love. 646 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,560 You were only pursuing your own selfish desires. 647 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,120 No, I did it for both of us! 648 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,760 You took advantage of me 649 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,160 at the darkest moment of my life. 650 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,680 You're a sick, pathetic man, 651 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,280 and I know that someday you will pay for your sins. 652 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,720 Bree, don't go! You're everything to me! 653 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,640 Well, you are nothing to me. 654 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,120 And I never wanna see you again. 655 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,680 You mind if I come in? 656 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,120 Sure, but I've already been screamed at 657 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,160 by one Scavo today, 658 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,880 so can we keep it civil? 659 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,680 If this is about Susan, you can save your breath. 660 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,600 Oh, come on, Lynette. 661 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,240 I know how much you guys care about each other. 662 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,200 Hey, you wanna have sex with me? 663 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,680 That'd really piss her off. 664 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,480 Uh, I'm going to pass on that, but thanks. 665 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,760 Okay. 666 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,800 I don't understand why she's so mad at me. 667 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,920 She said she wanted nothing to do with Porter's baby. 668 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,200 Can I tell you a little secret? 669 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,000 That was her first reaction to all five of our kids. 670 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,400 Oh, I don't believe that. 671 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,440 I mean, she is a great mom. 672 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,560 None of this makes any sense. 673 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,520 Now we're gettin' somewhere. 674 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,960 I just never thought my life would end up like this. 675 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,240 It's like I'm turning into white trash. 676 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,600 Lynette, I come from white trash. 677 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,440 You are nowhere near that. 678 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,600 Really? 679 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,040 I'm separated, 680 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,160 my kid is having a baby out of wedlock, 681 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,760 I'm getting into public fights... 682 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:44,720 I'm two weeks away 683 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,160 from having a washing machine on the porch. 684 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,760 Meanwhile, Susan's getting everything she wants. 685 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,360 Yeah, I don't think Susan's life 686 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,960 is going the way she'd hoped, either. 687 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,360 All I know is, she's the one over there 688 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,720 painting a nursery for our grandchild. 689 00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,400 Yeah... 690 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,600 with your son, 691 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,520 not her daughter. 692 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,840 That's the thing about Lynette. 693 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,400 She always complains that she has to do everything herself. 694 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,640 But god help you if you try to do anything for her. 695 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,000 I have a bruised tailbone to prove it. 696 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,040 I made the same mistake as you. 697 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,600 And I was married to her. I should know. 698 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,320 What did you do? 699 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,160 I took the kids off her hands for a week. 700 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,040 And she was fine at first. 701 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,160 Then she started calling every ten minutes 702 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,720 to remind me to give Paige her medicine 703 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,680 or to make sure that Parker wore his retainer. 704 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,720 She needs to be needed. 705 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,840 Exactly. 706 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,600 And given what I've been going through, 707 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,800 I kinda get that. 708 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,160 Yeah. 709 00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:42,440 So if you could, Susan, cut her a break. 710 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,040 She's lost a lot. 711 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 I don't want her losing you, too. 712 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,560 I think that's why she's going so overboard 713 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,280 on this nursery thing. 714 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,600 She hopes it'll get Julie excited about the baby, 715 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,280 maybe bring her back. 716 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,800 You know, you're taking all my anger away, 717 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,000 and that's not gonna leave me anything. 718 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,880 Yeah, it will. 719 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,520 It'll leave you your friend. 720 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,240 Many holes in the metro area. 721 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,560 Ladies and gentlemen... 722 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,080 What you won't do to get out of being married to me. 723 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,680 Aw, crap. 724 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,280 I knew I couldn't trust the jumping bean 725 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,800 to keep her mouth shut. 726 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,960 These are for you. 727 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,440 Rushing things a bit, don't ya think? 728 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,480 Not dead yet. 729 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,720 No, but I'm about to kill ya. 730 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,560 What the hell were you thinking? 731 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,840 I didn't want to put you through this again. 732 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:43,000 Karen, I married you for better or worse. 733 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,720 We had the better, and now... 734 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,640 Well, what if I say I don't want you here? 735 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,760 You're an old lady. What are you gonna do about it? 736 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,760 I'm scared. 737 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,440 I know. 738 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,720 Hey, Renee. 739 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:13,400 Hey, uh, just wanted to let you know 740 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,560 that Ben's test results just got back, 741 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,800 and, uh, everything is normal. He's getting out tomorrow. 742 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,600 - That great news. - Oh, and I got more. 743 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,200 We're back together, and I have you to thank for that. 744 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,760 Well, you don't have to give me credit. 745 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,640 Uh, yeah, I do, 746 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:28,720 because if he breaks my heart again, 747 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,160 I'm giving you the blame. 748 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,440 Hey, did you say you're at the hospital? 749 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,240 Yeah. 750 00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:39,680 - Is anybody staying at your place? - No. Why? 751 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,520 I just thought I saw a light turn on. 752 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,520 It's probably nothing, but I'll go check it out. 753 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,880 What the hell are you doin'? 754 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,000 Some people use voice mail. 755 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,720 I prefer to deliver my messages in person. 756 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,960 So... 757 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:09,040 Why don't you just move along before you get involved? 758 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,240 Too late. 759 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,720 I keep forgetting you're the tough guy around here. 760 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,360 Well... 761 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,560 I don't want any trouble. 762 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,760 I don't ever wanna see you again. 763 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,000 Then you should have killed me. 764 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:00,840 Hang on. 765 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,040 Wait, wait, wait. 766 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,160 Surprise! Welcome home! 767 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,880 Whoa! Who did this? 768 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,480 I did. 769 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,520 Really? 770 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,400 'Cause when I got home from prison, 771 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,240 all you left me was a post-it note on the fridge, 772 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,560 and it said, "Take out the trash, ex-con." 773 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,480 Well, I don't want to take you for granted anymore. 774 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,520 You sound like you actually mean that. 775 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,920 What's going on? 776 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,400 Karen's cancer is back... 777 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,640 and it's bad. 778 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,320 That's why she threw Roy out. 779 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,520 Oh, god. 780 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,360 Kind of makes you think. 781 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:36,920 I mean, when we got married, 782 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,080 I thought that was the finish line. 783 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,880 But it's not. Death is. No one told us that. 784 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,600 Yeah, they did. 785 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,600 At our wedding, they said, 786 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,640 "Till death do us part." 787 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,720 Oh, Carlos, please. 788 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:51,240 I had four glasses of champagne before the ceremony. 789 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,640 I almost married your uncle. 790 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,560 Oh, come on, Gaby. 791 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,400 I mean, the idea that we might die someday 792 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,000 must have at least crossed your mind. 793 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,760 I just never thought about what it really means, 794 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,920 that one of us is gonna die, 795 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,040 and the other one's gonna live through it. 796 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,480 And if it's you who's first? 797 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,360 I don't think I can do it. 798 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,160 Yes, you can. 799 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,480 You're one of the bravest people I know. 800 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,480 Look at what we've been through this year. 801 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,080 You've been my rock. 802 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,000 I have? 803 00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:22,880 Well... 804 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,960 you and scotch. 805 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,640 But from now on, just you. 806 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,760 Thank you. 807 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,240 And, hey, if it makes you feel any better, 808 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:36,400 you can always take the easy way out... die first. 809 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,480 What's going on with the name? 810 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,200 You didn't change it to "Sop," did you? 811 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,120 'cause that's even worse than "Lynette." 812 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,840 "Lynette" isn't so bad. 813 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:00,520 Thanks for that. 814 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,480 You can count it on. 815 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,000 Thank you for all the rest of this. 816 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,800 So you need anything? 817 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,200 The nail holes need to be spackled. 818 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,880 Mm. I'm on it. 819 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,720 Hello? Bree, it's Orson. 820 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,400 Listen to me. 821 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,040 Don't you ever call my house again. 822 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,920 I can assure you this is the last you'll hear from me. 823 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:56,440 What do you want, Orson? 824 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,400 I've been thinking about what you said, and you're right. 825 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,000 The sins that have been committed are so reprehensible 826 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,240 that a sacrifice must be made. 827 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,120 The ultimate sacrifice. 828 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,560 Do not consider suicide. 829 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,280 That would only be adding more sins to your list. 830 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,520 You don't have to judge, Bree. 831 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,800 Someone else will do that for you. 832 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,320 Good-bye... forever. 833 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,120 Yes. 834 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,440 There are times when we all could use a little help. 835 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,480 When our generosity has been repaid with cruelty... 836 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,400 when our behavior has filled us with regret... 837 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:56,360 and when our future has become terribly uncertain. 838 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:08,760 But then there are those who are past the point of help, 839 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,760 and in their wake, 840 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,800 they leave nothing but destruction. 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