1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,520 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:04,760 I wanna get things right this time. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,760 Bree's relationship with detective Vance got serious. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,320 What are we gonna say to people? 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,360 Tom and Lynette decided to separate. 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,400 We shouldn't tell anyone until we tell the kids. 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,320 Oh, god. The kids. 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,880 Sit down. Ow! 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:23,200 Gaby's stepfather returned to terrorize her again... 10 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,720 I remember those nights in your room, baby. 11 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,920 No! Stop. 12 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,960 Until Carlos stopped him... 13 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,440 permanently. 14 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,320 Gaby? 15 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,640 What happened? 16 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,480 - I killed him. - And now he's gonna go to jail 17 00:00:36,480 --> 00:00:37,920 because he was trying to protect me. 18 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,760 Calm down. We just need time to think. 19 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,120 We don't have time. 20 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,560 Yes, there was the dinner party. 21 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,680 Everybody's coming. 22 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,480 Including your boyfriend the detective. 23 00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,000 I killed the son of a bitch who hurt my wife. 24 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,480 If I have to go to prison, I will. 25 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,560 That's not gonna happen. 26 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,720 Every hostess knows 27 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,600 there's work to be done after the guests leave a party. 28 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:16,280 And only the best of friends will stay long after the party's over... 29 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,640 to help clean up the mess. 30 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,240 They help with the heavy lifting... 31 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,400 they work together to lighten the load. 32 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,520 They take on the most unpleasant tasks. 33 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,400 And, of course, there's no task more unpleasant 34 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,400 than getting rid of an unwanted guest. 35 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,320 I should go move the car off the trail. You gonna be okay? 36 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,160 Is this happening? 37 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,000 Are we really doing this? 38 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,560 Everyone stay focused. 39 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,520 The hardest part is over. 40 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,200 Now all we have to do is fill this in. 41 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,400 Oh, my god. 42 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,080 I thought I got everything. 43 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,680 No. 44 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,320 No, you missed the phone. 45 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,560 And if you missed that, what else did you miss? 46 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,000 Susan, it's gonna be okay. 47 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,720 How is it going to be okay? Someone is calling the dead guy. 48 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,880 - "Home." - See? 49 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,120 He has a home... with people who care about him, 50 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,200 people who are going to come looking for him, 51 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,760 leading them straight to us. 52 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,000 What do you want us to do? 53 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,400 It's not too late. We... 54 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,960 we could still go to the police. 55 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,000 And send my husband back to prison? 56 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,440 This time for murder? 57 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,240 No, not necessarily. It was self-defense. 58 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,840 He broke into your house. He threatened you. We could explain that. 59 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,680 Yeah, then we can explain how we dumped him in a trunk, 60 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,240 ate some cheesecake, and buried him in the woods! 61 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,720 We are going to get caught. People always get caught. 62 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,720 We can't do this. We're not criminals. We drive carpool. 63 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,800 That's enough. 64 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,160 This is a very bad man. 65 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,720 He attacked our friend, and her husband protected her, 66 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,680 and now we are gonna protect them. 67 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:23,720 That means we tell no one. 68 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,440 Not the police... 69 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,000 not our families. 70 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:30,840 No one. 71 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,040 When we bury the body, we bury the secret forever. 72 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,760 Susan? 73 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,640 Yes, it's only the best of friends 74 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,840 who stay long after the party's over 75 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,480 to help clean up the mess... 76 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,400 Even when that mess may be bigger 77 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,120 than they bargained for. 78 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,480 It has been said that change doesn't happen overnight, 79 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,440 but over the course of month, 80 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:45,120 it's amazing how much the ground can shift beneath us. 81 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,360 A woman who helped conceal a crime 82 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,840 is now sleeping with a detective. 83 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,120 A man who used to look forward to bedtime... 84 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,040 is now finding himself dreading it. 85 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,120 A woman who once told her husband everything 86 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:09,000 is now keeping a terrible secret. 87 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,120 And a couple who have decided to separate 88 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:18,120 is now going to great lengths to show 89 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,240 that nothing has changed. 90 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,000 Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! 91 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,000 Aah! Son of a... 92 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:53,560 Hey, hey, hey, guys! 93 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,080 Got up early, so I figured, what the heck? 94 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,520 I'll go get your mom some coffee... the good stuff. 95 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,480 She deserves it. 96 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,880 She needs it, too. I didn't sleep last night. 97 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,120 But you would know that. You were there. 98 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,560 Do not drink this. It's been in my car for three days. 99 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,520 Where are your shoes, dad? 100 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,920 It's casual friday. 101 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,080 Casual thursday. 102 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,480 Come on. We're gonna miss the bus. 103 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,160 See ya later. I'll see ya at dinner. 104 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,160 Love you. 105 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,800 God, I practically lost a toe out there. 106 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,000 It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't overslept. 107 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,800 Yeah, well, you know, you took the good alarm clock 108 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,520 along with the good pillow and the house. 109 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,400 This is ridiculous. We have to tell the kids we've separated. 110 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,200 We will, but this weekend is Gaby's big barbecue, 111 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,600 and I don't wanna ruin it for them. 112 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,000 Yeah, and last weekend, 113 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,320 you didn't wanna ruin the basketball tournament. 114 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,440 The weekend before that, Penny's birthday. Come on, Lynette. 115 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,520 Are you sure this is about the kids? 116 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,000 What else would it be? 117 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,160 No, Tom, nothing's changed. 118 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,200 We still need time away from each other. 119 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,520 Yeah, I agree. We got a lot of problems to work out, 120 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,280 so why can't we tell the kids? 121 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,200 I just think they deserve one more happy weekend 122 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,080 before we tear this family apart. 123 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,360 You know what? You're... 124 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,880 Paige is up. 125 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,240 Mmm. 126 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,520 Mmm. Mmm. 127 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,080 Don't take this the wrong way, 128 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,760 but you could do this professionally. 129 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,600 Coming from a man who's on a first-name basis 130 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,400 with half the hookers in Fairview, 131 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,880 that's quite a compliment, detective. 132 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,200 Hey, I was thinking maybe this weekend, 133 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,920 we could head up to that place in the mountains, 134 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:31,600 just the two of us. 135 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,840 Oh, that sounds lovely, 136 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,040 but Gaby is having her annual barbecue on saturday. 137 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,680 Am I invited? 138 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,560 Of course you are. Why wouldn't you be? 139 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,840 Oh, I don't know. Maybe because your friends don't like me. 140 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:47,080 What? You are imagining things. 141 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,000 It's true. 142 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,640 They don't talk to me. They don't make eye contact. 143 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,000 It's been that way for weeks, 144 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,920 ever since the night of the dinner party. 145 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:57,800 Why... 146 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,440 Uh, why would you say that? 147 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,280 Bree, I'm a cop. I got an eye for human behavior. 148 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,200 That was when everything changed. 149 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,200 I just can't figure out why. 150 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,960 I keep going over that night, hour by hour. 151 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:15,360 Well, stop... going over that night, 152 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,920 because everything is fine. 153 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,080 The girls are just as crazy about you as I am. 154 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,400 I don't know. I'm not feeling it. 155 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,200 Well... 156 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,680 Are you feeling this? 157 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,040 Bree, I know what's going on. 158 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,080 You're trying to distract me with sex, 159 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,920 and if that's the case... 160 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:41,720 Mmm. 161 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,880 Bring it on. 162 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,480 Wake up! I made you waffles. 163 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:52,360 Come back when you learn how to make mimosas. 164 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,600 Come on! I left Celia alone with them. There won't be any left. 165 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,480 Damn it, Juanita! That's enough! 166 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,520 Get outta here now! 167 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,120 Carlos! 168 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,520 Juanita, honey, I'm sorry! 169 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,600 Why have you been so short-tempered lately? 170 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,280 Gosh, I don't know. 171 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,840 Maybe I'm upset about my golf swing or the economy... 172 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,120 or maybe it's because I killed a guy. 173 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,080 Look, I get it, okay? 174 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,840 But we have to move on with our lives. 175 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,880 Don't you think I want to? 176 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,360 I just can't stop thinking about this. 177 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,840 No matter what I do, 178 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,560 it's this horrible thing that is always there. 179 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,440 I need to talk to someone. 180 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,440 I know a guy named Tom Collins. He's a great listener. 181 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,480 I meant father Dugan. 182 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,520 Okay, are you crazy? You can't tell anyone. 183 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,800 That's too risky. 184 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,280 A priest can't share what you say in confession. 185 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,520 Are you sure he's not just gonna make you feel guiltier? 186 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,240 I mean, that's their thing. 187 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,000 Fine. We'll go see the priest. 188 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,720 I have to. 189 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,200 I'm turning into a terrible husband, father. 190 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,080 I need to get this off my conscience. 191 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,000 It's tearing me apart. 192 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,960 Susan. 193 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,320 What are you doing? 194 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,640 Oh. I was looking out the window, 195 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:31,200 and I noticed dust in the corner of each windowpane. 196 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,640 It's been driving me nuts. 197 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,320 Okay. 198 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,480 What's going on with you? 199 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,040 What do you mean? 200 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,640 Well, there's a lot of weird stuff you like to do in the bedroom, 201 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,760 but cleaning... not so much. 202 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:45,760 Couldn't sleep. 203 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,560 Yeah, that's been happening a lot lately. 204 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,160 You don't sleep. You don't eat. 205 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,400 You never leave the house. 206 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,560 That's not true. 207 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,640 I'm substitute teaching today. 208 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,040 And that's great, but... 209 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,200 Did you have a fight with the girls? 210 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,800 What? 211 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:03,800 Why would you say that? 212 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:05,680 Well, a month ago, 213 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,760 you were so excited to move back to the lane, 214 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,240 and now you never see 'em. 215 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,080 There's... no coffee, no poker, 216 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,880 no... bitching about husbands over coffee and poker. 217 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,160 The girls and I are fine. 218 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,760 Then what is it? 219 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,080 Come on, Susan. It's me. 220 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,360 You can tell me anything. 221 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,600 I'm going for a run. 222 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,000 Susan. 223 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,120 Well, you said I should get out of the house more. 224 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,600 Hey. 225 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,120 So what do we know about the new guy? 226 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,960 Definitely rich. Check out the car. 227 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,200 Definitely single. Check out the fish. 228 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,000 Rich and single... 229 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,920 I wonder what he looks like. You rarely get the trifecta. 230 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,040 What's your guess? 231 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,520 Wonky eye? Rabbit teeth? Comb-over? 232 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,680 One normal eyebrow, one really big one? 233 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,080 Baby hands? 234 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:40,400 I had it all on one guy. Did not end well. 235 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,360 Well, I actually saw our new neighbor this morning. 236 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,720 Hmm. 6'1". 190. 237 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,400 He was wearing this great-looking pair of jeans. 238 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,680 And let me just say, 239 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,520 I can tell you one thing that isn't wonky. 240 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,720 Gaby. 241 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,440 Oh, come on. I'm married. I'm not dead. 242 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,960 Can still imagine all the dirty things I'd do to him. 243 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,680 - Like what? - Oh, god! 244 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,720 Oh! I didn't know you were... 245 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,720 I'm Susan Delfino. 246 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:06,640 Ah. 247 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,600 Nice to meet you. 248 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,640 Ben Faulkner. 249 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,440 Hi. 250 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,960 Well, I'm actually 6'2", 251 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,200 and I haven't been 190 since I played rugby, 252 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,320 but, uh, thank you. 253 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,320 Uh, and as for the jeans, 254 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,680 you know, I could never figure out 255 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,280 why they would cost 200 bucks. Now I know. 256 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,920 Ladies, excuse me. 257 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,760 - Oh. Okay. - Thanks. 258 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,400 Welcome. 259 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,440 Dibs. 260 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,240 Look who's out. 261 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,120 Hey, Susan! 262 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,720 Uh, would you like to join us for coffee?! 263 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,720 Uh, sorry. I can't talk. 264 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,720 I'm subbing today! Can't be late! 265 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,360 Is anyone talking to her? 266 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,120 I tried. She's not returning my calls. 267 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,520 Same here. She's obviously avoiding us. 268 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,680 I'm telling you, that is one loose cannon. 269 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,840 Well, we have got to get her back in the fold. 270 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,320 This is too risky. 271 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,600 Says the woman who's dating a cop. 272 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,200 Did it ever occur to you that it might be good to keep him close? 273 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,840 If there's ever an investigation, 274 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,320 I will be the first to know. 275 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,720 I'm doing this for us. 276 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,280 He's that good in the sack? 277 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,320 You have no idea. 278 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,640 And when you finish your worksheets on ladybugs, 279 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,240 we will go outside and see if we can find some. 280 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,960 Susan, how's it going? 281 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,000 Good. 282 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,240 It's nice to be back. 283 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:28,920 To be honest, 284 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,720 I've been feeling a little down lately. 285 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,280 This is just what I needed. 286 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,480 Mrs. Delfino? 287 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,440 Cupcake's not moving. 288 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,280 She's probably sleeping, honey. 289 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,680 No, I poked her with my pencil a couple times. 290 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,440 She is d-e-a dead. 291 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,040 Uh... it's okay, kids. I know what to do. 292 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,080 Oh, my god. What do I do? 293 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,640 There's a little spot in the garden 294 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,240 where we bury the class pets. 295 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,880 - Bury? - Yeah. 296 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,240 Have a little funeral. Say a few words. 297 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,600 Just don't mention god. 298 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,120 Amanda's parents are atheists, lawyers, and major douches. 299 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,320 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 300 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,880 It's been a while since my last confession. 301 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,200 Continue, my son. 302 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,280 "My son." I'm sorry. 303 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,000 It's just you're, like, a thousand years older than me. 304 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,000 Who are you and where's father Dugan? 305 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,400 Leaving on sabbatical. Fun for him and fun for me. 306 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,560 This is my first week of confessions. 307 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,560 It is? 308 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,280 Yeah, and, man, the things I've heard. 309 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,000 There was a lady yesterday who... 310 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,080 No, no, no, I can't say it. 311 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,120 I think I'll come back. 312 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,920 Unh-unh. No. You're not going anywhere. 313 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,320 I told you to wait in the car. 314 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,120 Don't snap at me. That's why we're here. 315 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,440 You keep saying you wanna talk to someone, so talk to this guy. 316 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,920 He seems perfectly... enthusiastic. 317 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,640 He's 12 years old. This will blow his collar off. 318 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,520 Oh, man, this must be awesome. 319 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,400 I'm so bummed I can't tweet anymore. 320 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,680 Sorry. If it's not father Dugan, I'm not doing this. 321 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,720 No... let's go. 322 00:15:58,720 --> 00:15:59,640 Nuts. 323 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,280 I was really hoping this would be a good one. 324 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,240 I made out with two chicks once in college. 325 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,440 This job rocks! 326 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,200 Uh... 327 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,600 I don't know if you've ever buried anything before, 328 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,240 but you have to dig a hole. 329 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,480 Right. Of course. 330 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,720 I knew that. 331 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,200 It's funny the way life works out sometimes, isn't it? 332 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,320 I mean, I wasn't even supposed to be here today. 333 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,200 Once again, in the wrong place at the wrong time. 334 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,280 Now I have to carry this around with me 335 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,680 for the rest of my life. 336 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,160 Don't be sad, Mrs. Delfino. 337 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,560 Cupcake was kind of a bad hamster. 338 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,440 She had three babies and ate them. 339 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,800 But does that mean she deserved to die? 340 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,080 We don't get to make that call, Juanita. 341 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,600 We're not god. 342 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,640 That's right, Amanda. I said it. 343 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,320 What have I done? 344 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:15,880 It's not your fault. 345 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,520 I know it's not my fault, 346 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,360 but try telling that to Cupcake's family 347 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,240 when they show up looking for her. 348 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,560 There. 349 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,080 We're done. 350 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,120 Now let's all slap on a happy face 351 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,760 and pretend like this never happened. 352 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,040 Can I come in? 353 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:45,000 I'm really not feeling like drinking right now. 354 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,040 Great. Mmm. 355 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,120 So... were you two close? 356 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:55,840 Pardon? 357 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,520 You and Cupcake. 358 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,840 Juanita told me what happened. 359 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,640 I assume you two had a long history, 360 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,720 went to college together, backpacked through Europe. 361 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,800 It just sort of hit me in a weird way. 362 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,400 I'm worried about you. 363 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:13,720 First, you stop talking to your friends. 364 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,240 Now you're wigging out at a rat funeral. 365 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,480 You're making me nervous. 366 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,360 Well, I'm sorry I'm not handling accessory to murder 367 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,880 as well as the rest of you. 368 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,800 Susan, I'm begging you. 369 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,880 This is my husband's life we're talking about. 370 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,320 If anything were to happen to him, 371 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,560 think of what would happen to me and my girls. 372 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,960 I know you're having a hard time, 373 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,560 but please hold it together. 374 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,720 I'm trying. 375 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,400 Try harder. 376 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,320 Bree? 377 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,320 Do I smell... 378 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:56,000 Yes, white chocolate macadamia nut... your favorite. 379 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,240 Oh! 380 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,560 Now you're my favorite. Mwah. 381 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,680 Hmm. 382 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,360 How was your day? 383 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,320 Terrific. I found a dead body. 384 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:07,840 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. 385 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,760 You don't wanna hear about this. 386 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,920 No, I do. Your work is fascinating. 387 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,960 So, um, where exactly did you find this body? 388 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,840 Warehouse out by the docks. 389 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:22,000 So now I'm a big hero because I cracked a case 390 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,240 those poor bastards in New haven P.D. 391 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,320 have been working on for months. 392 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,720 Oh, good for you. 393 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,680 Mm. I got lucky. 394 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,680 All I did was spot a sedan with Connecticut plates, 395 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,640 and I asked myself, "Who owns that car?" 396 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,640 The dead man had a car. 397 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,360 Exactly. The killers did everything right, 398 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,720 but they forgot to get rid of the victim's ride. 399 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,440 What idiots. 400 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,760 Mm-hmm. 401 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,720 So you kept his keys, 402 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,520 but it never occurred to you he might have a car. 403 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,360 I just threw all his stuff in our safe. 404 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,600 I didn't spend a lot of time thinking about it. 405 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,480 There it is. 406 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,400 Drop it off in a bad part of town, 407 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,640 and let social decay... take its course. 408 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,280 Oh, god, do you have to tidy up? 409 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:07,280 Get in. If anybody catches us in this car, we're dead. 410 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,440 Oh, no, it's a stick. 411 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,160 I can't drive a stick. Can you? 412 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,320 I did once in high school. 413 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,320 It's easy. Just one extra pedal. 414 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,040 Oh. 415 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,600 It was easier when I was drunk. 416 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,800 What should I do? Should I gun it? 417 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,040 Gun it? You can't even drive it. 418 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:47,280 I thought that was you. 419 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,760 - Chuck. Look, Gaby, it's Chuck. - Mm. 420 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,120 I-I saw you were struggling. 421 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:58,000 Whose car is this? 422 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,200 - My aunt's. - My friend's. 423 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,600 Her aunt and my friend. 424 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,600 Aunt Shirley. 425 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,640 She, uh, came over to my place last night for book club, and... 426 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,000 She had too much to drink. 427 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,200 Classic Shirley. 428 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,240 So we told her we'd bring her car back today. 429 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,320 - In fact, she's waiting for us, so we should scoot. - Yeah. 430 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,120 No way. 431 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,240 - I'll drive. - What? 432 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,800 The way you guys are going, you're gonna kill someone. 433 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,560 Go, Bob. I'll meet you back at the station. 434 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,800 Oh, no, Bob, Bob, don't go! Bob? Oh. 435 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,080 Well... 436 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,240 Okay, a road trip in this neat old car 437 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,560 with your cop boyfriend. Fun. 438 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,400 So where does Shirley live? 439 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,920 Yeah, Bree, where does she live? 440 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,520 Why are you asking me? She's your aunt. 441 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,040 Just keep driving. I'll tell you when to turn. 442 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,840 Huh. That's interesting. 443 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:58,640 No, it's not. 444 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,480 I mean... what is? 445 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,760 Oklahoma city redhawks. Is your aunt a fan? 446 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:09,760 Oh, yeah, Shirley loves that... uh... sport. 447 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,800 And... men's cologne? 448 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,360 She's a lesbian. 449 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,440 Yeah. She could've been married, but, no, she's a lesbian. 450 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,360 So, this, um, aunt or... friend, 451 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,840 who's a men's cologne-wearing lesbian... 452 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,440 she also likes to chew tobacco? 453 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,200 'Cause I never met a woman who likes to chew... 454 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,240 ever. 455 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,040 I chew tobacco. 456 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,080 And I'm a woman. 457 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,200 Yeah. 458 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:46,880 Mmm. 459 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,920 All that's missing is a glass of chardonnay. 460 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,960 I keep telling her to quit. 461 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:56,960 "Do you want mouth cancer?" I say, 462 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,440 but she won't listen. 463 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,800 You okay? 464 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Yeah. Ugh! 465 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,680 No. Pull over. Now. 466 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:17,040 Sorry! Shirley likes plain. I prefer chocolate. 467 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,760 Oh! 468 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,840 Get out. 469 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,480 What? 470 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,720 I'm taking your car. 471 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,120 Oh, my god. I could kiss you! 472 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,640 What? What are you... Just get out! 473 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,040 Shh! Keep your voice down. 474 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,680 That man over there is a cop. 475 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,600 A cop? 476 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,080 No! Get back in here. 477 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:39,200 When you start something, young man, you see it through. 478 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,240 Buckle up! 479 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,960 Hey, what happened? 480 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,440 Shirley. Just happened to be walking by. 481 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,040 Isn't that a stroke of luck? 482 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,360 So do you think your friend Bob could give us a ride home? 483 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,600 Sure. I'll... I'll call him. 484 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,440 So how's that dating a cop while covering up a murder 485 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,760 working out for you? 486 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,440 Hey, Renee. Ladies. 487 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,080 Don't distract them. They have an important job to do. 488 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,640 I'm gonna go see the new neighbor. 489 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,400 You know, give him a ride on the ol' welcome wagon. 490 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,280 Wow, that was fast. 491 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,720 - I didn't know you two had even talked. - We haven't. 492 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,920 So what makes you think he's gonna be interested? 493 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,760 Hear that, ladies? Watch and learn. 494 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,440 I will show you some of my secrets. 495 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,040 Hi. I'm gonna save us some time. 496 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,320 Look, I'm single. You're single. 497 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,600 I'm hot. You're hot. Assuming you're not gay, 498 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,840 and those shoes tell me you're not, 499 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,880 we could do that thing where we flirt for a few weeks. 500 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920 You can stare at my ass getting the mail, 501 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,960 and I do get my mail four times a day. 502 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:15,680 Or you... could invite me in for... coffee... 503 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,200 Right now. 504 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,440 Thanks for the offer, but, uh, I'm good. 505 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,960 Um, when I said "coffee," 506 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,440 you did know I meant sex, right? 507 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:32,840 Oh, you were subtle, but, uh, yeah. I got it. 508 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,760 Wow. You should write a book. 509 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,560 Otherwise, when you die, your secrets will die with you. 510 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,640 Father Dugan! 511 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,360 I'm so glad I caught you. 512 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,640 I don't know if you remember me. 513 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,800 Gabrielle Solis. I assume you've come to apologize 514 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,360 for taking a phone call during my easter sermon? 515 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,560 Oh! I'm sorry, father. But, you know, 516 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,520 if you don't confirm those spa appointments, you lose 'em. 517 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,360 Yeah. 518 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,480 Um, anyway, I came here about Carlos. 519 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,000 He's in trouble, and he needs your help. 520 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,040 Well, I'd love to help Carlos. He's a good man. 521 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,280 But I'm afraid you're too late. 522 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,560 What? You were the one who kept blabbing in that sermon 523 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,720 how it's never too late to confess your sins. 524 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,480 See? I can listen and take calls. 525 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,320 It's true. God waits until the heart is ready. 526 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,360 But the airlines are a little stricter, 527 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,960 and I'm not going overseas in a middle seat. 528 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,360 So if you'll excuse me. 529 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,240 You getting on, too, miss? 530 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,560 Uh, yes, but I couldn't... manage my bag. 531 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,720 Be a dear and grab it for me? 532 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:45,840 Hey. 533 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,120 What are you doing? 534 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,800 Taking you to the airport... 535 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,760 with one quick detour. 536 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,480 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stop it! Stop it! 537 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,720 Are you crazy? I can't miss my plane. 538 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,160 Well, I'm sorry if I'm trying to get you to do god's work 539 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,360 instead of going on your dream vacation to... 540 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:07,520 Rwanda, where I'll be digging wells... for lepers. 541 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,160 Well, your little friends are gonna have to wait. 542 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,120 - Excuse me. - Whoa. 543 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,840 Well, where did you u me from? 544 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,440 We're headed off on our honeymoon. 545 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,840 And we can't have any detours. 546 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,080 They say you have to get to the airport three hours early 547 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,200 for international flights. 548 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,400 Oh, honey, relax. Since we caught Bin Laden, 549 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,320 you can stroll on the plane anytime you want. 550 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,080 It's just, I've done something, father, 551 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,880 And I'm afraid that it's... 552 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,520 unforgivable. 553 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,720 God can forgive us for anything. 554 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,440 Really? Anything? 555 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,520 Yes. 556 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,520 If we're willing to show that we are truly repentant. 557 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,520 How? 558 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,600 Well, it's not by what we say. 559 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:47,960 It's by what we do. 560 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,160 For instance, if we were talking about a crime... 561 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,040 then confessing to the authorities 562 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,720 would prove the intentions of our heart. 563 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,600 That... 564 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,960 is not an option. 565 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,200 There are other people involved... innocent people. 566 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,120 You can't ask to be absolved 567 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:15,320 for a sin that you intend to keep hidden. 568 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,080 You should go. 569 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,600 You're gonna miss your flight. 570 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,720 I don't wanna leave you, Carlos, 571 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,840 not till I'm sure that you're gonna be okay. 572 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,960 Father Dugan, I don't see any way 573 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,080 that I am ever going to be okay. 574 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:49,600 Hey. 575 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,240 Hey. 576 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,520 I wish I could make you stop thinking about this. 577 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,360 Yeah, me, too. 578 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,960 I don't even know what I was looking for. 579 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,880 There is no absolution for this thing. 580 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,000 I just have to live with it. 581 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,000 Every noise I'd hear at night, it was him. 582 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,360 Every dark alley I passed, he was waiting for me. 583 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,800 When I'd lie in bed, 584 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,040 I was afraid he'd come find me. 585 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,880 He was in my dreams... and in my nightmares. 586 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,360 I couldn't escape him. 587 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,800 And that's what I had to live with... 588 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,800 until now. 589 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,840 For the first time, I'm not scared. 590 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,840 You did that for me. 591 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,440 Yeah... 592 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,360 by taking a man's life. 593 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,320 Yes, you may have taken a life, but you also saved one. 594 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,760 So if it's absolution you're looking for... 595 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,320 I give it to you. 596 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,680 - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 597 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,200 Hey, is everything okay with the kids? 598 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,000 Yeah, yeah, the... the kids are fine. I just... 599 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,080 What? Did something happen? 600 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,640 I really... need you right now. 601 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,120 Okay. 602 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,080 Morning. 603 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,120 Morning. 604 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,160 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 605 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,880 Crap, crap, crap. 606 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,440 - Come on. Come on. - Okay. 607 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,160 - Watch out for the, uh... - Okay, okay, o... 608 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,400 - Honey. Ooh. - No, I'm okay. Okay, go. 609 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,000 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 610 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,720 They're still asleep. 611 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,480 Thank god. 612 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,760 I'll start the coffee. 613 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,600 Okay, you read my mind. 614 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,400 - Hey. - Yeah? 615 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,880 So last night... 616 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,520 Yeah. 617 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,880 We should talk about it. 618 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,640 Uh-huh. 619 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,800 I mean... 620 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,680 If you wanna get back together... 621 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,880 I'm open to that. 622 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,760 But we have some serious problems 623 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,560 that are gonna require serious work. 624 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,760 Oh, god. 625 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,760 Last night... 626 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,120 uh... 627 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,200 was... 628 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,840 not about getting back together. 629 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,160 Then what the hell was it about? 630 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,360 I... 631 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,720 I had a nightmare. 632 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,840 Well... a-a nightmare? Are you kidding me? 633 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,000 You've gotta understand. 634 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,520 I'm having a lot of nightmares. 635 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:56,400 This is such a scary time, and I really need you. 636 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,920 That's-that's why I didn't want to tell the kids. 637 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,280 Having you across the street makes me feel safe. 638 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,800 You're unbelievable. 639 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,600 You know what you do when you're scared, Lynette? 640 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,120 You buy a night-light. 641 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,400 You don't go have sex with the guy 642 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,680 you are supposed to be separated from! 643 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,440 I want french toast. 644 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,720 - I hate french toast. I want pancakes. - Oh. 645 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,400 Kids... 646 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,520 there's something your mom and I need to tell you. 647 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,160 Yeah. 648 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,560 Why don't we sit down? 649 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,400 Hey, I, uh, I know it's a barbecue, 650 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,800 but isn't that a little casual? 651 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,680 Yeah, um, 652 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,360 I don't think I'm gonna go this year. 653 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,240 Why don't you go without me? 654 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,360 Hey, do I need to be worried? 655 00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,760 I told you. I'm fine. 656 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,800 I don't mean worried about you. 657 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,680 I mean worried about us. 658 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,960 I thought this was some problem between you and your friends, but... 659 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,240 the way you've been shutting me out, 660 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,520 I'm starting to think you've got a problem with me. 661 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,360 How could you say that? 662 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,520 No matter what I'm going through, 663 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:44,360 I would never let anything come between us. 664 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,120 Yeah, I'm sure Tom and Lynette felt the same way. 665 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,480 Look where they ended up. 666 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,200 Well, I'm headed over there without you. 667 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,440 No. I'm going with you. 668 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,240 You're right. 669 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,560 I do have a problem with the girls. 670 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,920 It's about time I went over there and straightened it out. 671 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:20,720 No! No way. You are not bringing Mike in on this. 672 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,200 He's not gonna tell anyone. We can trust him. 673 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,440 Oh, just like I could trust you 674 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,080 when we agreed to keep this between us? 675 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,000 Susan, we all empathize with your position, 676 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,240 but I don't think it's smart to tell Mike. 677 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,280 Well, he knows something is up. 678 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,880 It's affecting our marriage. 679 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,360 You know what's gonna affect my marriage? 680 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,720 when my husband goes to prison. 681 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,760 I think we should let her tell him. 682 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,400 I can't believe this. 683 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,400 We all made a pact that night. 684 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,400 I don't remember anybody bringing up 685 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,240 These extra conditions. 686 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,160 Well, you weren't exactly asking anyone's opinion that night, 687 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:47,960 were you, Bree? 688 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,240 What is that supposed to mean? 689 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,240 It means you elected yourself chairman 690 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,760 of the... dead guy committee 691 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,840 and started making decisions for everyone. 692 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,840 Like you always do. 693 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,960 Well, somebody had to, Susan, 694 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,840 And it sure as hell wasn't gonna be you. 695 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,680 I'm done talking about this. 696 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,040 The only reason I came to this barbecue 697 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,840 was to let you know that I am telling Mike. 698 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,440 The hell you are. 699 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,600 Aah! 700 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,720 Oh, my god! 701 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,120 Gaby! Gaby! 702 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,440 - Trade Manning? - What, are you out of your mind? 703 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,360 Think for a minute. When is his stock ever gonna be higher? 704 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,360 Let me go! 705 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,680 You could get a great player. 706 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,800 Yeah, maybe a great quarterback, like, I don't know. Manning? 707 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,360 - Ow! - Get off me! 708 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,600 Girls, people can hear us! 709 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,080 Ow! I told you we couldn't trust her! 710 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,000 I can't see. 711 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,840 Lynette! Aah! 712 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,640 Oh! I got it! 713 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,440 What the hell's going on? 714 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,960 Uh, well... 715 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,760 I... lost my earring, and the girls here were 716 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,040 kind enough to help me look for it. 717 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,320 Oh! There it is! 718 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,280 I went food shopping yesterday. 719 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,960 I kept having to put things back. 720 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,880 I'd take a couple of cans of peaches. 721 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,400 And then I'd remember that Tom 722 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,680 was the only one who liked them, put them back. 723 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,320 Sweet pickles... Tom. 724 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,880 Put them back. 725 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,520 I am so sorry. 726 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,760 With everything that's been going on, 727 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,560 I haven't been there for you. 728 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,280 I guess we've all been guilty of that. 729 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,640 I'm sorry, Susan. 730 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,640 This is so damn hard. 731 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,920 You know, the good thing 732 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:59,560 about Mike and Tom not knowing is they can't be implicated. 733 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,280 If something were to happen, 734 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,520 at least they'd be okay. 735 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,400 We are never gonna be able to tell anybody about this, are we? 736 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,880 No. 737 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,520 Are you gonna be able to live with that? 738 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,240 I'm gonna try. 739 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,960 It's only the best of friends 740 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,760 who stay long after the party's over 741 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,520 to help clean up... 742 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,000 To cleanse the pain of a guilty conscience... 743 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,200 to pick up the pieces... 744 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,560 of a broken marriage... 745 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,720 To sweep away the loneliness of keeping a secret. 746 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,680 Yes... 747 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,800 It's good to have friends who help clean up our messes. 748 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,440 But every housewife knows 749 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,400 that as soon as one mess is taken care of... 750 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,000 another one appears. 751 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,280 And we may find ourselves... 752 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,760 right back where we started.