1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,231 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:05,100 Gabby learned a secret. 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,867 Lee and I are trying to adopt a baby. 4 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:08,567 Mike made a commitment. 5 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:11,702 I can be a guy who takes care of his family. 6 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,406 Lynette was warned. 7 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:16,711 I told Preston I want to move up wedding to next week. 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,047 Next week? 9 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,814 A killer put everyone on edge. 10 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,583 I can't believe she's dead. 11 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:24,590 I gotta go home. My mom's so freaked out 12 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,717 that this could've been me, she wants me around. 13 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,695 - So, you're my brother? - Half-brother, to be precise. 14 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:31,253 Suspicion was born... 15 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:32,821 What do we really know about Sam? 16 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,663 I should find out everything I can. 17 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,601 Why shouldn't you? He's your brother. 18 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:41,868 ...and a very dangerous man arrived on Wisteria Lane. 19 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:52,375 Good neighbors. They loan you cups of sugar. 20 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:57,255 They tell you why your car won't start. 21 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:01,956 They even help you find your lost pets. 22 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,292 I just want to know who this person is! That's all... 23 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:09,029 Good neighbors also come over at the slightest hint of trouble, 24 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:13,070 whether you want them there or not. 25 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,437 - You're being unreasonable! - You know what? 26 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:16,669 - I'm tired of fighting about this! - Okay, fine! Walk away! 27 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,904 That's what you always do! 28 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,115 Gabby, what are you doing? 29 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:24,173 Uh... 30 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:28,481 I came to return this magazine Lee lent me, 31 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:30,455 but you two were arguing, so... 32 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:33,357 So you decided it would be fun to eavesdrop? 33 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:37,921 God, it's like you see into my soul, and yet you don't judge. Thank you. 34 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,933 Come on. Tell me what happened. 35 00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:47,764 - Our egg donor backed out. - Not again. 36 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,138 And the surrogate we hired will pull out 37 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:51,541 if the procedure isn't done in the next month. 38 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,273 Well, can't you find another egg donor? 39 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,781 We could if Lee wasn't so picky. 40 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,806 Why are you discussing this with her? 41 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,012 For God sakes, I was eavesdropping. Catch up. 42 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,281 Okay, yeah. I'm picky. 43 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,118 We spent two years choosing a mattress. 44 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:06,057 I'm not just going to get our child's DNA out of the Yellow Pages. 45 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:09,061 If we lose the surrogate, it could take months to find another one. 46 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,859 Yeah, and then she'll drop out for some ridiculous reason, 47 00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:14,458 and I can't take any more of this! 48 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,799 Yeah, maybe we're not supposed to be parents. 49 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:18,929 Don't talk like that. 50 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,806 Come on! Doesn't it seem like the universe is trying to tell us something? 51 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,571 Why not take mine? 52 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:26,744 Take your what? 53 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,178 My eggs. 54 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:34,149 I mean, I've got plenty, and I hate to see you guys so unhappy. 55 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,245 So, what the heck? 56 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:40,385 Good neighbors. They're people who try to help others. 57 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:42,694 Oh! 58 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:48,361 Bad neighbors are people who make promises they can't possibly keep. 59 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:56,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 60 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:03,543 The morning paper said a young girl was missing. 61 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:08,077 It quoted her family, who said she had vanished on her way to work. 62 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,179 It quoted her friends, 63 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,887 who said she wasn't the type to run away from home. 64 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:21,490 It quoted the police, who said they had very little evidence to go on. 65 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:27,536 Sadly, people didn't pay much attention to this bit of news. 66 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:38,211 No one thinks about evil until it shows up on their doorstep... 67 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,219 ...which it soon would. 68 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,127 Oh, my God! Thief! 69 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,764 Hey! You! Freeze! 70 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,667 Whoa, whoa! Lady, put that thing down. 71 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,104 Yeah, and while I'm at it, why don't I just hand you the keys? 72 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:01,902 Now, hit the dirt! 73 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,468 Relax. I'm not stealing anything. This is a repossession. 74 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:08,605 Do I look stupid to you? Fire! Fire! 75 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,343 What the hell are you doing? 76 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,044 People come quicker when you yell "fire." 77 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,145 Now, I believe I told you to hit the dirt! 78 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,215 Where's the fire? 79 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,658 - Susan, you okay? - I'm fine! Just call 911! 80 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,552 Hey, what's going on? 81 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:25,655 This thief is trying to steal your truck! 82 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:29,293 Hey, you the guy who's four months behind on his payments? 83 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:30,563 Yeah. 84 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:35,797 Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and roll! 85 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,981 Why didn't you tell me you were having money problems? 86 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,746 I was hoping business would pick up before anybody found out. 87 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:53,223 But I guess that's no longer an option. 88 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:56,228 Mike, we talked about this. I told you I'm willing to help. 89 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,730 And I told you I'm not taking my wife's money. 90 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:00,858 Well, enough with the macho pride. 91 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,993 I make a steady paycheck. 92 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,301 And I have all of that money from selling Karl's strip club. 93 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:09,069 No! I'm definitely not taking your ex-husband's money. 94 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:11,906 - Are we done here? - Sure. As long as you can explain how 95 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,708 you're going to run a plumbing business without a truck. 96 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,743 I don't know. I'll figure it out. 97 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:25,016 And for the cover of the book, 98 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,492 I see you in an evening gown, sitting on a bale of hay, 99 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,926 ringing a dinner bell. 100 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:31,828 I love it. Such a sense of whimsy. 101 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:34,458 Well, if it isn't the dynamic duo. 102 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,400 How did your meeting with the publisher go? 103 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:40,770 Fantastic. Bruce loved the idea of a nouvelle Southern cookbook, 104 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:44,800 and your brother came up with the marketing slogan in the room. 105 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,002 Tell him, Sam. 106 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:51,449 "Mrs. Van De Kamp introduces you to upscale down-home cuisine." 107 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,315 Catchy. 108 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:57,084 I guess you know all about marketing, having an MBA and all. 109 00:05:57,824 --> 00:05:59,018 I guess so. 110 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:02,960 Except, of course, you don't actually have an MBA. 111 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,729 What are you talking about? 112 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,599 I made a few calls, checked a few records. 113 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:13,036 Turns out, the golden child never got his degree. 114 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,866 Is this true? 115 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,377 Yes. I'm a few classes short. 116 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:23,947 - Is one of them Ethics? - Andrew, please. 117 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:27,650 I don't understand. 118 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,249 It was the final semester. 119 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,486 We were about two months in 120 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,359 when the doctor told me my mother was terminal. 121 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:41,197 I left school and brought her home so she didn't have to die in the hospital. 122 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,566 If you like, 123 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:48,597 I can save you a phone call and bring in her death certificate. 124 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,534 That's okay. 125 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,580 The university let me graduate with my class. 126 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:59,449 I should finish my coursework next month. 127 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:03,319 But I'm sorry, Bree. I should not have misrepresented myself. 128 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:07,384 Everyone steps over the line now and then. 129 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:10,919 Let's all make an effort not to, shall we? 130 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:25,777 This woman is incompetent. Why you bring me here? 131 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,874 Hey, you're the one who had to come to a Russian bridal shop. 132 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,781 It was mistake. 133 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,184 Well, look at the fun you're having 134 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,087 chewing people out in your native tongue. 135 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,314 Look, hey, 136 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,924 sorry for the way she's been talking to you. 137 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:46,955 Don't worry. You're not losing a son, you're gaining a pain in the ass. 138 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:48,432 Tell me about it. 139 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,766 My son is marrying a woman he barely knows, 140 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,794 he's making the biggest mistake of his life, 141 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:55,467 and I am powerless to stop him. 142 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:59,069 If you like, maybe I get a little sloppy with the push pins? 143 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:00,908 Aw. You're sweet. 144 00:08:03,683 --> 00:08:05,674 Irina? It's your phone. 145 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:09,411 If it's Preston, tell him I'll be home soon. 146 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,619 Okay, Your Highness. Bride's phone. 147 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,682 Irina! 148 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:19,389 Okay, slow down. I don't speak Russian. 149 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:23,095 Irina, it's some Russian guy, and he doesn't sound happy. 150 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:26,095 Alexei? 151 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,510 - Who was that? - Wrong number. 152 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,073 Wrong number? He asked for you by name. 153 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:41,484 If I wanted you to know, I would say it in English. 154 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,286 Missus. 155 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,518 I can say it in English. 156 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:56,858 Hey. Double cappuccino, extra hot. 157 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,372 You need anything else? 158 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,765 Inspiration. 159 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,140 Sorry. We just have muffins. 160 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,383 - What are you working on? - A novel. 161 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,745 I know, another guy in a coffee shop writing a novel, 162 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,220 just what the world needs. 163 00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:19,850 No, I think it's cool. You mind if I ask what it's about? 164 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:23,452 You really want to know? 165 00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:24,724 I do. 166 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:29,895 It started out as a love story, but it's getting kind of dark. 167 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:35,635 This guy meets this girl, takes her from nothing, 168 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:40,478 gives her life meaning, basically creates her. 169 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,241 Okay. 170 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:46,383 Then one day, she just disappears, 171 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:50,649 vanishes with another man. 172 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,117 Sucks for the guy. 173 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,889 And she takes his baby. 174 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,624 Damn. She sounds like a bitch. 175 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,692 Sure does. 176 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,200 Anyhow, I'm up to the point where the guy 177 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,500 who's been looking for her for a long time 178 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,598 finally tracks her down. 179 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,006 And that's where I'm kind of stuck. 180 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,878 What does he do? 181 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:23,682 Well, I don't know all the details, but you said it was dark, right? 182 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:24,951 Yeah. 183 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,888 Seems to me, the guy would kill her. 184 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,195 Funny, that was exactly my first instinct, too. 185 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,234 - No. - No? 186 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,573 You asked my permission to be an egg donor, and I said "no." 187 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,977 I wasn't asking you. I was telling you. 188 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,482 Sorry. You can't do this without my approval. 189 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,778 Those eggs are half mine. 190 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,409 - How so? - I'm your husband. 191 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,148 I own 50% of whatever comes out of that uterus. 192 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:57,280 Oh? 193 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,689 So you think you own my body? 194 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,354 I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, 195 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,455 and the implants it will one day require. 196 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,864 If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder. 197 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,630 Which means I can stop you from handing out your eggs 198 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,901 like party favors to every childless gay couple that wanders by. 199 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:17,375 You cannot stop me. I can do whatever I want with my eggs. 200 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,742 And I can do whatever I want with the credit cards I pay for. 201 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,804 For example, I can cut them up. 202 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:26,079 I don't care about credit cards. I'm trying to do something noble here. 203 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:29,019 I am helping these people become a family. 204 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,952 You've hidden the cards, haven't you? 205 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,322 Damn straight. 206 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:38,797 Okay, I am begging you, as your husband, please don't do this. 207 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,629 It'll be too weird having your DNA living next door. 208 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,362 I don't care. My mind is made up. 209 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,336 I'm going to help Bob and Lee have a baby, 210 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,339 so they can experience the same love and joy 211 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:50,570 that we occasionally have with our children. 212 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,545 So the Russian salesgirl translated for me, 213 00:11:55,581 --> 00:12:00,416 and you'll never guess what Irina said to the angry guy on the phone. 214 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,385 Please don't make me guess. 215 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:08,655 She said, "Go ahead and call the police. You'll never find me." 216 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,652 That's it? 217 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,228 How much more do you need? 218 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:17,235 She is a foreigner, she's done something criminal. 219 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,793 Start your deportation now! 220 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,601 Ma'am, without proof of criminal activity, 221 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,197 there's nothing I can do. 222 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,904 But can't you at least interrogate her? 223 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:29,446 Yes? And if you want to slap her around a bit, 224 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,143 you'll get no complaints from me. 225 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:34,277 Look, Mrs. Scavo, we are a government agency. 226 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,288 We can't investigate your future daughter-in-law 227 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,723 just because you don't think she's good for your son. 228 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,388 Ah. 229 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,488 It all makes sense now. You're single, right? 230 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,965 - Never had any kids? - Yeah, so? 231 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,991 You just don't get it. 232 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:05,315 Hi. Nice-looking family. That your daughter-in-law? 233 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,946 - Yeah. - You two get along? 234 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,948 Don't get me started. 235 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:14,650 Got a minute? 236 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,424 MJ, what are you doing? 237 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,197 Clogging the sink. 238 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,602 - What? - Daddy needs work. 239 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:27,969 Oh. 240 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,474 Honey, that's sweet. 241 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:34,070 But Daddy only gets paid when other people have plumbing problems. 242 00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:37,207 So I should do this to somebody else's sink? 243 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:40,241 No, honey. That would be wrong. 244 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,991 Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. 245 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,863 Long story short, can I clog your drain? 246 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,600 So, don't phone Mike until I get home. 247 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,271 And when you call him, sound desperate. 248 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,573 That way, he'll feel useful. 249 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:12,339 But don't call till Saturday. He gets double time on weekends. 250 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,149 There's enough there for a tip, but careful when you give it to him. 251 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,752 I don't want him thinking anyone's doing him a favor. 252 00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,389 Trust me, Bruce, after they taste these recipes, 253 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,660 they will be on board. 254 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,362 Just give me the chance to dazzle them. 255 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,136 Okay. Bye. 256 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,066 Problems? 257 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,768 Bruce got a little resistance when he met with the sales team. 258 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,437 They fear Southern cookbooks are a tad overdone. 259 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,469 So, I suggested we have a little dinner 260 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,447 to let them sample the recipes themselves. 261 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,540 Excellent. 262 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:45,675 We have to really impress them. 263 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,983 Let's see if we can book the private dining room at the Britannian Hotel. 264 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,579 I'll take care of it. 265 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,719 But before I do, I have something difficult to say. 266 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:58,218 Well, I hope it's not about that silly MBA business. 267 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,859 I think I know why Andrew tried to discredit me yesterday. 268 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,061 Oh? 269 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,229 He knew you had me auditing the books, 270 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,035 and he knew what I was going to find. 271 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,436 What did you find? 272 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:18,283 Did you charge the Donellys for five cases of vodka? 273 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,445 Yeah, so? 274 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,512 According to our invoices, only four were delivered to their party. 275 00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:26,115 And the Rotary Club luncheon was charged for seven cases of wine, 276 00:15:26,158 --> 00:15:28,558 and only six showed up. 277 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,289 Why are you even looking at this stuff? 278 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,492 And I seem to recall you having a party that same weekend, 279 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,591 with lots of wine and lots of vodka. 280 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:38,865 Okay, yeah. I took some leftover booze to my house for a party. 281 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,337 - What's the big deal? - It wasn't leftover. 282 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:44,206 You charged the client for that liquor. That's stealing. 283 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,505 Is Sam the one who told you about this? 284 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:49,173 - We're not talking about Sam right now. - But we need to. 285 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,780 - Can't you see the type of person he is? - Yes. 286 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:55,878 He is the type of person who leaves college to care for his dying mother. 287 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:59,186 You are the type of person who steals from clients. 288 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:04,792 Believe what you want to believe, but I'm not going to listen to this. 289 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,195 Andrew! 290 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,558 Don't you walk away from me! 291 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,899 Can't you see how he's manipulating you? 292 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,199 How stupid can you be? 293 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,706 Apparently, I'm stupid enough to have trusted you. 294 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,039 Well, if I'm the problem, why not just fire me? 295 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,409 I'm tempted. Don't push me. 296 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,646 Clear your things out and turn in your keys. 297 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:50,802 Hey, Tom. Did Irina and Preston say when they'd be back from the mall? 298 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,073 - Stop! - Stop what? 299 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,110 Not you. I'm teaching Parker to drive. 300 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:02,153 Okay. I'm planning to steal Irina's passport number. 301 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,212 Oh, God. What are you up to now? 302 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:06,383 I have a new best friend at Immigration, 303 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,722 who's got a friend at the Russian Embassy, 304 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,456 who's agreed to initiate a background search. 305 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,396 Lynette! This is getting out of hand. 306 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,128 That woman is hiding something, and I am taking her down. 307 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,797 Come on. 308 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,860 We shouldn't be in here with the door closed. 309 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,770 My mom gets a little freaked out. 310 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,707 Your mother is a prude. 311 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,711 That is what happens to women when they grow old. 312 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,269 Now kiss me. 313 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,742 Oh, my God! 314 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,221 Who's that? 315 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,587 Your mom. 316 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:17,127 "Get home now. Trapped behind the closet door. 317 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,790 "Preston and Irina are about to..." 318 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,134 Pull over! I got to get home fast! 319 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,760 I can go fast. 320 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,840 Seriously, Irina, my mom's in the house. 321 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:34,311 I know. Is what make it fun. 322 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:04,874 Mmm! Honey-maple short ribs drizzled with Manzanilla sherry. 323 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,779 These are amazing. 324 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,339 Bruce's sales team will be powerless to resist. 325 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,044 Boy, you are really focused on this dinner, 326 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,077 which is amazing, considering what happened. 327 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,749 I mean, firing your own son. 328 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,987 I've done worse things to Andrew. 329 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:26,327 We have a very complicated relationship. 330 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,892 You'll see that, the longer you're at the company. 331 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,926 How? You fired him. 332 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,130 No, that's just our pattern. 333 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:37,632 He provokes me, and I push him away, but we always come back together. 334 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:42,408 - So you're going to bring him back in? - Eventually. 335 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,712 But the stealing, and the way he spoke to you, I... 336 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,912 Sam, he's my son. 337 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,327 - Hey. Busy day, huh? - Yeah, a busy week. 338 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:04,058 It's so funny, I've had all this work right here on the lane. 339 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:05,595 Well, that's good, right? 340 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,537 Especially since you don't have your truck. 341 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,597 Uh-huh. 342 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,010 Hey, guess what I found? 343 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,678 Oh. My earring. 344 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:17,113 I've been looking all over for that. Where'd you find it? 345 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,049 Gabby's bathtub drain. 346 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,108 Oh. 347 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,357 Oh. Of course. 348 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:31,621 Gabby and I went jogging, and then I hugged her, 349 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:36,566 so my earring probably got caught in her sports bra, 350 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,196 and when she went to take a bath... 351 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,264 Hey, do you want to have sex? 352 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,504 So, Gabby's drain, 353 00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:46,704 Angie's garbage disposal, Lynette's toilet... 354 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,236 I mean, the really dirty sex? 355 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:54,516 So, now I have to return all that money. 356 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,344 No, you don't. 357 00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:01,149 I gave it to them. 358 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:06,756 You're saying everyone on the street knows I'm having financial trouble? 359 00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:10,256 Well, I think they already figured that out 360 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,760 when they saw your truck get repossessed out of our driveway. 361 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,636 This is humiliating, Susan. 362 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:18,268 I'm sorry. But it all could've been prevented 363 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,746 if you'd just let me make a few stupid payments on your truck. 364 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:26,479 I told you, I don't want your help. This is my business, my problem. 365 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:30,284 You know, I don't remember all those "my's" in our wedding vows. 366 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:32,586 It's supposed to be a partnership. 367 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:33,750 If you can't let me help you, 368 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,589 maybe there's something wrong with our marriage. 369 00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:38,425 I'm not going to listen to this, all right? I'm tired. 370 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:42,559 I had a busy day wasting my time. I'll sleep on the couch. 371 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,725 Danny? You up there? 372 00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:54,663 Hello? Jeez, Nick, you scared me. 373 00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:59,601 I just got home and I thought I heard a noise. 374 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,909 No, it's fine. Just hurry home, okay? 375 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,393 To Gabrielle Solis. 376 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:18,896 The best neighbor two childless, upwardly-mobile gay guys 377 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,898 - could ever have. - Aw! 378 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:22,392 Okay. 379 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,628 - Hey! - No, no, no. 380 00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:26,296 That was purely ceremonial. We don't want you drinking. 381 00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,363 Why? Does it affect my fertility? 382 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,205 That, and you're kind of a sloppy drunk. 383 00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,370 Fine. Let's talk babies. 384 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,946 So, what are you guys hoping for, a boy or a girl? 385 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:42,078 I want a girl. That way, we can put her in baby beauty pageants. 386 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,917 Yeah, they're so cute in their makeup 387 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,185 - and rhinestone dresses. - I know, right? 388 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:48,920 - Really? You guys are going to do that? - Why not? 389 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,225 It's just, I kind of dabbled in that world, and for me, it was a bit much. 390 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,732 Well, don't panic, 50% chance it's a boy. 391 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,927 Then it's makeup and rhinestone vests. 392 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,060 What? 393 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,798 He's kidding. 394 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:03,774 He better be. There's no way I'm allowing that. 395 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,913 Now that I think about it, I do hope we have a boy. 396 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:11,978 And why is that? 397 00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,383 I already have two girls. I'm so sick of buying dresses. 398 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,716 When he's old enough, I'm going to take him 399 00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:18,348 on the biggest shopping spree ever. 400 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,824 All right. 401 00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:26,158 I guess you can do that when we come back to visit. 402 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,392 Visit? Where are you going? 403 00:24:27,432 --> 00:24:28,729 My mother lives in upstate New York. 404 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:33,033 We thought we'd move closer to her so the baby can be around family. 405 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,436 Really? 406 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,773 Is that a problem? 407 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:43,676 It just never occurred to me that you guys would leave and take my only son. 408 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:53,083 Gabby, this child, it'll have your genes, but it won't be yours. 409 00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,825 You get that, right? 410 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,802 Of course. 411 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:09,062 I mean, that's the only way it can work, right? 412 00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:19,075 Come on, you ready? 413 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,816 Okay, no peeking. 414 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,819 You going to beat me again this time? 415 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,660 Hey, guys. 416 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,632 Mommy, why do you look so sad? 417 00:25:37,102 --> 00:25:40,094 Well, I was just thinking about 418 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,231 what it would be like if I couldn't see your face every day, 419 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,174 and it made me sad. 420 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,373 What's going on? 421 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:53,977 Come out of the kitchen. 422 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,782 I want you to spend some time with these people. 423 00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:59,119 - Mingle. Have a drink. - I don't drink, Bruce. I'm an alcoholic. 424 00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:02,285 One drink! I'm not asking you to swing from the chandelier. 425 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:04,557 Why are you so nervous? 426 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:10,858 I really put my neck on the line for this book, Bree. 427 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,530 No one likes the idea. No one. 428 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,905 I should have stopped at just one drink. 429 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:20,969 - Look, they are going to love the food. - I hope so. 430 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,274 Because if they don't, 431 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:26,478 I don't see how you're going to publish another book of any kind. 432 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:40,356 Hop to, people! This is a big one. 433 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,596 - Something wrong? - What's this? 434 00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:44,932 It's the sherry we drizzle on the ribs. 435 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:48,167 - This isn't sherry. This is vinegar. - Vinegar? 436 00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:53,372 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 437 00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,172 It's ruined! 438 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,153 They're all ruined! It's disgusting! 439 00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:06,316 The floor's not looking so great either. 440 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,292 Stop. We can't serve this food. 441 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:09,987 We've already taken out most of the plates. 442 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,929 Well, don't just stand there! Go get them back! 443 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,124 How could it be vinegar? 444 00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:16,190 We tested the recipe last night and it was perfect, 445 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:18,600 and then I locked the sherry in the liquor cabinet. 446 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,695 Who had access? 447 00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:21,569 Did you give Andrew's keys to anyone after you fired him? 448 00:27:21,606 --> 00:27:23,699 He never returned his key. 449 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,107 Oh, Bree... 450 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:27,677 They won't give the plates back. 451 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:29,145 The publisher guy is giving a little speech, 452 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,374 and then they're going to eat. 453 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:33,851 No, no, no. I'm not going to lose my cookbook career over this. 454 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:37,187 Oh, God. 455 00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:48,661 Hand me that torch. 456 00:27:50,702 --> 00:27:52,897 Bon appétit, everybody! 457 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:12,214 We're serving cobbler in the parking lot! 458 00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:27,804 I just made you real hot chocolate. Don't I get a smile? 459 00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:31,541 My son tried to ruin my career tonight. 460 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,678 I don't think I'll ever smile again. 461 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:40,083 Honestly, I don't think Andrew had anything to do with it. 462 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,451 - You don't? - Mmm. 463 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,249 Look at the planning that went into it. 464 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:48,589 The vinegar had to be substituted for the sherry 465 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:52,858 after you'd selected the bottle, but before you'd left for the event. 466 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,697 And the ingredient had to be something you wouldn't sample. 467 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,371 Come on. Andrew's not clever enough to pull that off. 468 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,136 He can't even steal a case of wine without getting caught. 469 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:06,803 Well, then who do you think did it? 470 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:10,144 Well, they'd have to be somebody pretty smart, 471 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:13,779 at least smart enough to get an MBA. 472 00:29:13,818 --> 00:29:17,948 Sam? That's ridiculous. Why would he want to hurt me? 473 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:22,358 Who said he wanted to hurt you? Andrew's the one taking this fall. 474 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:27,892 No, that's not possible. What does he stand to gain? 475 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:29,359 Hmm. 476 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,268 What a good question. Enjoy your chocolate. 477 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:43,447 Every once in a while, I catch Susan looking at me this certain way. 478 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:46,882 You know, when I'm putting on my shirt or mowing the lawn, 479 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:51,321 I'll turn my head and I'll catch her with this look in her eyes. 480 00:29:51,356 --> 00:29:54,848 And I know she's thinking that she's lucky to have me. 481 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,428 So how can I tell her I'm dead broke? 482 00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:05,729 How can I say, "I can't take your money, 483 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:08,637 "because it won't begin to cover the debts 484 00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:11,904 "I've been racking up for the last year." 485 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,878 She thinks it's a couple of truck payments. 486 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:20,246 She's got no idea. This would really hurt her. 487 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:24,380 If she found out I'd kept this from her, 488 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:27,913 I don't think I'd ever see that look from her again, 489 00:30:28,893 --> 00:30:31,123 and I can't let that happen. 490 00:30:33,064 --> 00:30:35,225 Tell me how much you need. 491 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,506 Double cap, extra hot, right? 492 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:48,611 Wow. Good memory. 493 00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:52,582 Haven't seen you for a while. I thought maybe you left town. 494 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:55,347 I'm not leaving till I finish my book. 495 00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:59,220 Right, yeah. How's that going? Did the guy kill her? 496 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,625 I tried to write it that way. 497 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,992 He went over there, she was alone. 498 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:11,598 He had the chance. 499 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,868 And what happened? 500 00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,667 It just seemed too easy. 501 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:23,714 So you're stuck again? 502 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:27,348 No. I've got a better idea. 503 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:31,617 If you think about it, the worst part of what she did 504 00:31:31,656 --> 00:31:33,715 was taking the kid, right? 505 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:38,118 So, I figure 506 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:41,732 the best way for him to get revenge 507 00:31:42,634 --> 00:31:45,102 is to take something from her. 508 00:31:45,136 --> 00:31:49,197 But what can he take that's going to be as bad as what she did? 509 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,642 The kid! 510 00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:56,509 He's going to take the kid, right? 511 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,674 That's what I'm thinking. 512 00:32:06,357 --> 00:32:07,585 Hey. 513 00:32:09,894 --> 00:32:11,088 Hey. 514 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,959 So, I guess Carlos talked to you guys? 515 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,664 He did. 516 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:20,595 I feel awful. 517 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,469 But the more he thought about it, he just couldn't let me do this. 518 00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,204 And let's face it, he does have a say. 519 00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:29,975 It's completely understandable, Gabby. It was a lot to ask. 520 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:34,008 So, where's Lee? I want to talk to him, too. 521 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,618 He left. 522 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:40,152 Left... 523 00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:45,253 After Carlos came over, Lee and I got into yet another fight, 524 00:32:46,564 --> 00:32:48,293 and we broke up. 525 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,768 Are you kidding me? 526 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,766 Lee says he can't go through it again. 527 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,777 I'm determined to have a child. So... 528 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,143 Is there anything I can do? 529 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,781 Oh. Right. Sorry. 530 00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:16,417 It's okay, Gabby. Like I said, it was a lot to ask. 531 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:35,875 - My left shoe is missing! - We'll find it. 532 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:37,346 I can't get married in one shoe! 533 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:41,079 Just get dressed. The wedding starts in half an hour. 534 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:45,988 Hey, maybe he should wear sneakers. It'll be wild, like he's too cool to care. 535 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:48,721 Or I could just help him keep looking. 536 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,091 - There you go. - Okay. 537 00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:53,461 Lynette, help me look for Preston's shoe... 538 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,432 Lynette? 539 00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:05,105 What are you doing? 540 00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:07,843 I need your help. Preston can't find his shoe. 541 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:11,042 - I put it in the oven. - Why? 542 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:14,779 Because that woman at Immigration never called me back, 543 00:34:14,819 --> 00:34:16,480 and I am screwed. 544 00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:19,490 Honey, come on. 545 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:22,721 Hiding a shoe isn't going to stop them from getting married. 546 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,024 I know. I just wanted a few more minutes 547 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,794 before I had to tell my son I'm not going to his wedding. 548 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,859 - Lynette... - I will not be a hypocrite, Tom. 549 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,098 I know how you feel. 550 00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:36,333 But if you think Irina's got power now, 551 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:39,400 just you wait until you don't show up to your son's wedding. 552 00:34:39,444 --> 00:34:41,275 Oh, I wish... 553 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:45,814 I wish I went to church more often. 554 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:49,946 I could really use a favor from the man upstairs right about now. 555 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:57,893 Mrs. Scavo, you're not going to believe what I found. 556 00:34:58,796 --> 00:35:01,060 I'll see you Sunday morning. 557 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,441 You look beautiful. 558 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:16,245 Thank you. 559 00:35:17,381 --> 00:35:21,215 I'm guessing this one's much nicer than your first wedding dress. 560 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:26,519 You know, when you got married in Russia to Alexei Kosokov. 561 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:35,224 Here in America, we actually get divorced before we get married again. 562 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:38,258 Otherwise, you spend your honeymoon in jail. 563 00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:44,835 Alexei told me if I marry him, he will give me good life. 564 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:46,868 But he didn't. 565 00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:50,539 He never worked and he treat me badly. 566 00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:56,043 Now he won't sign the divorce papers unless I give him money. 567 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,179 Uh-huh. 568 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:02,420 Okay, that explains Alexei. 569 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:08,422 What about the guy in Italy 570 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:13,033 who pressed charges after you cleaned out his bank account? 571 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:20,168 That guy was a pig. Believe me, I earned every penny. 572 00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:24,979 We have a term in America for women who get paid for sex, 573 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:27,883 and it's not "daughter-in-law." 574 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:34,154 You know why it doesn't bother me that you don't like me? 575 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,092 Can't wait. 576 00:36:36,761 --> 00:36:39,252 Because it really doesn't matter. 577 00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:44,167 All that matters is that one hour from now, 578 00:36:44,735 --> 00:36:47,568 I will have a ring on this finger 579 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:52,139 and I will be the most important person in his life. 580 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:56,476 So give Preston your little file. 581 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:03,180 I will explain it all away, and he will believe every word. 582 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:05,850 He always does. 583 00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:13,896 Preston. 584 00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:18,532 Mom, do you mind? 585 00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:23,666 I need to talk to Irina. 586 00:37:48,532 --> 00:37:49,624 Hey. 587 00:37:56,941 --> 00:38:00,240 Your father told me you called off the wedding. 588 00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:04,710 Obviously, I think you are doing the right thing. 589 00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,245 I know you hate me right now, 590 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,780 and I just want you to know that I am okay with that. 591 00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:25,660 I love you so much, 592 00:38:25,703 --> 00:38:30,072 I would rather have you resent me, or even cut me off completely, 593 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:33,838 than to allow you to make a mistake that could ruin your life. 594 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,470 So go ahead, 595 00:38:38,215 --> 00:38:41,776 hate me for as long as you want, and when you are done, 596 00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:44,014 I will be here waiting. 597 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:01,761 Try not to take too long because I miss you already. 598 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:12,910 Hey! 599 00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:15,317 Hey, where you going? 600 00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:19,521 Motel, till I get flight out of this horrible place. 601 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:24,027 What? The Scavos couldn't even give you a lift? That's harsh. 602 00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:28,221 I want nothing from the Scavos. They're dead to me. 603 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:32,427 Lucky for you, I am not a Scavo. 604 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,072 Come on. 605 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,142 Sorry about the wedding. 606 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,117 It's Preston's loss, man. 607 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:51,053 I mean, he'll never get someone as hot as you again. 608 00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:53,454 I don't want to talk about it. 609 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,725 Sure. You know, I get that. 610 00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:00,563 You know, if you want to save money, 611 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:04,056 you could always skip the motel and stay at my place. 612 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:07,464 I don't think so. 613 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:13,171 I promise, no funny business. I mean, unless you want some. 614 00:40:16,447 --> 00:40:21,111 Yeah, I mean, think of it as a transition relationship. 615 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:25,714 It'll help you get over Preston. I have no problem letting you use me. 616 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,189 Okay. Enough. 617 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:30,557 I'm a little out of your league, don't you think? 618 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:37,023 I mean, I didn't come to America to end up with some greasy-haired little boy. 619 00:40:51,682 --> 00:40:53,513 What are you doing? 620 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,818 Eddie? 621 00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:24,005 We all know that evil exists. 622 00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:28,044 The newspapers are filled with stories 623 00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:31,020 about young girls who suddenly vanish. 624 00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:38,552 But we don't pay attention, because we're worried about our marriages... 625 00:41:42,933 --> 00:41:46,130 ...concerned about our friendships, 626 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:53,808 anxious about our employees. 627 00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:01,210 Yes, we don't pay attention to evil 628 00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:05,188 because we think it will never come to our house. 629 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:07,790 But it does. 630 00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:11,317 Hey, Mrs. Scavo. I'm here to pick up Porter for school. 631 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,454 And sometimes... 632 00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,589 - How you doing? - Good. 633 00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:16,894 ...we let it in. 634 00:42:17,305 --> 00:42:23,415 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org