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Previously on...
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Susan tracked down the wife
of the man she helped bury
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and tried to make things right.
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I think you added an extra zero.
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I wanna do something to help.
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Lynette adjusted to life without Tom.
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Lots of things like this
are going to happen.
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I have to be able to fix them.
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Mike stopped Ben from making a mistake...
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- Are you crazy?
- Who is this guy?
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Sorry, pal,
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the deal's off.
He's not taking your money.
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Then told him something
he didn't know about Renee.
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If she divorced a cricket player,
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I might recognize the name.
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If she divorced a cricket player,
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she wouldn't have gotten $12 million.
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And Bree's falling out with her friends
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led to some dangerous behavior.
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Can I buy you another drink?
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You can buy me breakfast.
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Bree Van de Kamp had always
enjoyed a sterling reputation.
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She was known for being kind to strangers
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and for greeting them with a warm welcome.
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She made sure every guest felt comfortable
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and that no part of her
home was off-limits.
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She never had the heart
to turn anyone away,
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because no matter how many
guests she was hosting
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or how late she was entertaining,
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her generosity knew no bounds.
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That was amazing.
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It was nice.
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And unexpected.
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An hour ago, when I offered
to buy you that glass of wine,
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I didn't know what a good
investment it would be.
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I don't waste any time...
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when I see something I like.
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Decisive.
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And sexy. You may be the perfect woman.
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Get out.
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What?
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I mean... it's time to go.
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Uh... it's... it's...
it's 4:00 in the morning.
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Yeah, and my neighbor, Karen McClusky,
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starts her day at 5:00
with a pot of coffee
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and a seat near her front window.
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This is my only chance
to get you out of here
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without her noticing.
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Who cares if she notices?
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I do. I have a certain
reputation on this street,
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and I don't want to become
the subject of idle gossip.
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Now come on.
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Well, uh... thanks again.
This-this was terrific.
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Ah, yes, here are your pants.
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Thanks. Uh, really love to see you again.
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Aw, that's sweet.
Don't forget your jacket.
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It's quite chilly out tonight.
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I'm serious. Let's do this again.
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How about Friday?
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Oh, I'm afraid I'm busy.
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Thursday or Wednesday?
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Can I at least get your phone number
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or your last name?
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You seem like a good person,
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so I'm gonna be honest.
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I have no interest in having
a relationship with you.
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Why not?
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Because I am past the point in my life
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where I hope every date will flower
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into a meaningful relationship.
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I have had husbands and boyfriends,
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and they've brought me nothing
but heartbreak and pain.
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So now all I want is a body
in my bed at night, briefly.
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So that's it?
You're just gonna kick me out?
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I am so sorry. Where are my manners?
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Yes, Bree had always enjoyed
a sterling reputation...
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It was lovely having sex with you.
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Have a wonderful day.
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And she saw no reason that should change.
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In the life of every housewife,
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there comes a time for renovation...
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when an eager child learns a new skill...
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when a romantic evening
becomes an unsightly mess...
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or when a dinner party
comes to an unexpected end.
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But sometimes the only thing
that needs to be removed...
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is a memory.
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So basically I want a whole new look...
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new furniture, new paint, you name it.
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So we can get rid of everything,
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including the Virgin Mary and her kid?
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Ah. No, no, no, no.
My faith is very important to me.
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Name three apostles.
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Okay, fine. Move it to the guest room.
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Hey, can you guys get this
all done in two weeks?
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- Probably.
- Why the rush?
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That's when Carlos is done with rehab.
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I don't want him coming
back into the room.
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It just freaks him out.
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Why would this room freak him out?
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'Cause it was where Celia was conceived,
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and frankly, that kid's
been nothing but trouble.
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Uh, so, Lynette, is Tom back from Paris?
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Not yet. Jane arranged for them...
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to pop over to London for a couple days.
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That slut.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no.
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I mean, yeah, she's a slut,
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but I'm done feeling sorry for myself.
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It's the kick in the pants
I need to start dating again.
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- Good for you.
- Yeah, it's a big step.
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I know, which is why I'm hoping
you two might know someone
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you could set me up with.
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Uh, sure. We will think about it.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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What was that look thing you just did?
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Oh. There it is. You did it again.
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It... Lynette, you're a wonderful person.
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You are strong and sexy and smart,
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so... fixing you up would
be a bit of a challenge.
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Why?
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Well... because you're so unique.
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Such an original.
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Feisty and so certain of what you believe.
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Stop trying to make all those
sound like compliments.
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You're basically telling me I'm a bitch.
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Oh, my god!
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We're just saying it takes
a certain kind of man
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to appreciate all you have to offer.
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Preferably one with a hide like a rhino
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and the fighting spirit
of a baby harp seal.
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Okay, so we're done sugarcoating?
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Okay, look, I've met me.
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I know I can come on a little strong,
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but I have to believe there's
a guy out there somewhere
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that finds that appealing.
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And... you two are gonna
help me find that guy.
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Ohh, fine. You win.
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You always do, because you're so...
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feisty.
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Oh, my god.
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Aah! Oh, my god!
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Why are you still here?!
Didn't the alarm go off?
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Yeah, 4 o'clock in the morning.
I shut it off.
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No. That's when you leave.
That's when all the men leave.
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It's the rule.
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Okay, I'll get rid of whoever's knocking,
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and you can sneak out the back. Stay put.
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Yeah, but I have...
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And don't move.
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Karen, hi.
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Th-this is not a good time.
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I am so angry, I could spit.
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You've gotta help me, Bree.
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With what?
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The church bake sale.
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Everyone knows I make the lemon bars,
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but this year, Helen Simpson
says she's making them, too,
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and I can't compete with her.
She uses real lemons.
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And what do you use?
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I'm on a fixed income, okay?
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Oh, God!
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I mean... that must be so hard for you.
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You're the head of the Women's Auxiliary.
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What should I do?
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Have you considered covering your lemons?
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What?
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I-I mean, you have lemon bars covered,
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so I'm gonna ask Helen to
make blueberry cheesecake.
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Okay, thanks.
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Now off you go.
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I will. I'm just waiting
for the naked guy behind me
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to finish getting dressed.
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Sorry. Couldn't wait.
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I've got a meeting.
Have you seen my pants?
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Uh, you left them on the kitchen island.
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Don't give me the judgmental eyebrow.
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He is a dear old friend of mine
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visiting from out of town.
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See you later, Dan.
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Don. Hi.
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Just go.
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Now can I give you the eyebrow?
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Fine. I met him last night at Murray's.
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My car broke down, and I...
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I went inside to wait for a tow truck.
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And how about the guy I saw
leaving the other morning?
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My god. What time are you getting up?
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Caught that one on the way to the can.
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What is going on, Bree?
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You don't seem... yourself lately.
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I am absolutely fine.
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Okay. Whatever you say.
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Come on.
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What is your big surprise?
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Just a few more feet.
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Because if it's a 3-way, I gotta warn you,
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that's how I met my ex-husband.
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Uh, no, it's not that.
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Your fish.
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You're getting rid of it?
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Well, I know how much you hate it.
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Well, it meant so much to you...
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for some stupid-ass reason
you once explained to me.
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Yeah.
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Bruce and I had some good times together.
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But you and I have been
having our share, too,
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and, uh, you know,
if I have to pick one of you
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for the long haul, well...
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The long haul? What are you trying to say?
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I'm trying to say...
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I want you to come to
dinner tomorrow night.
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Ah. Sounded like there
was more to it than that.
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Well, maybe there is,
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but you'll have to come
to dinner to find out.
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Sounds intriguing.
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We're not having swordfish, are we?
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Work.
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I will be upstairs.
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Keep it short.
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Hey, Carl. What's up?
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No, no, don't send out the layoff notices.
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We'll make payroll. I've got this covered.
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No, not the bank.
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I'm working on something else.
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Claudia.
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Where the hell is my husband?
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Oh, hey, I'm sorry. The door slipped.
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Whoa. Okay. I just vacuumed,
so if you could...
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Ramon!
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Ramon!
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He isn't here. H-how did you find me?
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Your address was on the check, genius.
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When I find you,
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I'm gonna wring your neck like a chicken!
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You seem a little tense.
Do... do you want some herbal tea?
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I want my husband!
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What makes you think I know where he is?
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You told my daughter
he was never coming back.
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You think it's that easy
to steal my man, bitch?
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Wait. You think that
I'm having an affair with Ramon?
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Did he give these to you?
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No! No! These are from my husband.
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So you're cheating on your husband,
too. You whore.
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Okay, look, I swear
there is no possible way
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I could be having an affair
with your husband. Trust me.
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Well, I think you're lying.
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And you wanna see what I do to liars?
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Hey, mom. Who's that?
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Please don't.
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You're the home wrecker, not me.
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But this isn't over.
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I wanna get to the carpet
store before it closes.
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Oh, relax. It's a block away.
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Just need to confirm my appointment.
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Hi. Making sure I'm still
on with Frank 2:00 Thursday,
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and reminding you what
happened the last time
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you screwed up my appointment.
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She hasn't forgotten, Renee.
None of us have.
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Hello.
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How are you? This is my friend Lynette.
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Hi.
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Who's the lucky guy doing you?
264
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,360
Actually...
265
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Nobody. My husband and I are separated,
266
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and he just took
his girlfriend to London and...
267
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He was talking about your hair.
268
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Oh, of course you were.
269
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I'm gonna meet you at the carpet store.
270
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,800
Seriously, your hair is amazing.
271
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Any chance you'd ever let me style you?
272
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,800
Uh, well, I've been going to
Gustave on main for years.
273
00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,680
I'd feel like I was cheating on him.
274
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,880
Well, he doesn't have to know.
275
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Yeah, but...
276
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Gustave is jealous and french,
277
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,360
and I wouldn't want this ending up
278
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,560
a pistols-at-dawn kind of thing.
279
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Loyalty. Just makes me want you more.
280
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,320
All right. Stop sniffing each other.
281
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,320
I need a bottle of conditioner.
282
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Coming right up.
283
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,080
Well, he seems great.
284
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,920
Why don't you set me up with him?
285
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,560
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
286
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,240
Why not? You saw he was flirting.
287
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,000
Well, no, he's not right for you.
288
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,640
He just got divorced,
289
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,560
and he's not looking for anything serious.
290
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,800
Neither am I. It's perfect.
291
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,560
Honey, you're about to go on
your first date in 20 years.
292
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I really don't wanna see you get hurt.
293
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Don't worry about me.
294
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I'm feisty, remember?
295
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No.
296
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Don't make me use the baby voice.
297
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Oh, not the baby voice.
298
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Pwease.
299
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,720
I even hate when babies
use the baby voice.
300
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Pwease, Wenee,
301
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:56,360
help Wynette date the big,
sexy hair dwesser.
302
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,760
- pwease.
- Okay, okay.
303
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,960
Okay. Oh, thanks.
304
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,760
Look, Lynette may be
loyal to her hairdresser,
305
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,320
but she is single.
306
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,800
So maybe the two of...
307
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,440
I'd love to. How about tonight?
308
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,400
Sounds great.
309
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,600
Leave your number with Linda.
I'll call you when I'm done.
310
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,320
Great. Thank you.
311
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,200
To thank you, I will never
again do the baby voice.
312
00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,040
Ah, I appreciate it.
313
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,320
But I've still got the british one.
314
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,680
Pip, pip, cheerio,
jolly ol' crumpets and tea,
315
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,240
let's go. Ta-ta.
316
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,080
Oh, my god.
317
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,560
Oh, my god!
318
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,960
Why can't we walk to the bus by ourselves?
319
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,280
All of our friends do.
320
00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,960
I'm not trusting you with Celia.
Remember your gerbil?
321
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,120
I was younger then.
322
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,120
I didn't know how to make a parachute yet.
323
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:04,840
Okay, fine. Go.
324
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,800
Seriously?
325
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,160
Yeah. Walk, run. Whatever.
326
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,920
Quick, before she changes her mind!
327
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,200
Susan!
328
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,200
And that's when I decided
to fly to Oklahoma city
329
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,200
and visit them.
330
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,320
Unbelievable.
331
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,480
And I obviously didn't have $1,000 cash,
332
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,720
so I had to write a check.
333
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,680
With your address on it. Perfect.
334
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,320
And I was hoping that
when she calmed down,
335
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,800
she would realize
we weren't having an affair.
336
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,200
Apparently not.
337
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,920
I can't believe
you would go to his family.
338
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,600
Why would you do that?
339
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,680
I felt so guilty. Oh, it was eating me up.
340
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,560
The guilt again?
341
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,280
You feel guilty, so you assault a cop.
342
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,800
You feel guilty,
so you paint the murder scene.
343
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,760
You feel guilty, so you go to his house?
344
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,400
When is this gonna end?
345
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,920
I just needed to make sure they were okay.
346
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,320
You know, they didn't do anything.
347
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,800
Susan, we were in the clear.
348
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,280
There was nobody who
could connect him to us,
349
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,040
and then you had to go tell his wife...
350
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,080
No, no, no, his widow...
351
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,960
he was never coming back.
352
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,120
I didn't tell Claudia. I told Marisa.
353
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,520
Who the hell is Marisa?
354
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,160
His 15-year-old stepdaughter.
355
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,280
Wait. You talked to her?
356
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,200
Do you think he was...
357
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,600
Well, how do you know? Did she tell you?
358
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,560
She didn't have to.
359
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,160
I've only seen that look in
someone's eyes once before...
360
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,440
yours.
361
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,760
Do you think she's told her mother?
362
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,600
It didn't seem like she told anyone.
363
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,000
She needs to.
364
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,800
Keeping a secret like that...
it just... tears you up.
365
00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,680
I'm so sorry. I...
366
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,800
I don't know how
we're gonna get out of this one.
367
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,400
I do.
368
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,840
Call Claudia and tell
her I wanna talk to her.
369
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,080
Who do I say you are?
370
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,080
The woman's who gonna tell her
the truth about her husband.
371
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,440
So... what's your feeling on carpaccio?
372
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,200
My feeling is I'd like to
be locked inside a room
373
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,320
made of carpaccio and eat my way out.
374
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,280
I am so happy to hear you say that.
375
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,120
My ex never let me order anything raw
376
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,280
without giving me a lecture
about the dangers of E. coli.
377
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,040
Ugh. Sexy.
378
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,160
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be talking about her.
379
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,560
No, it's nice to hear
380
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,520
about someone else's marriage
problems for a change.
381
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,880
Oh, there was no problem,
382
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,560
as long as we did
everything exactly her way.
383
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,680
"Why do you have to
work for somebody else?"
384
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,760
"Why don't you get your own salon?"
385
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,160
I can see how that would be frustrating.
386
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,880
Although...
387
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,040
I suppose someone could argue
388
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,040
that she was just trying to help you.
389
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,200
Help me? By making me feel
like a failure all the time?
390
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,280
Yeah, that is pretty awful.
391
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,320
Although...
392
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,320
maybe she meant it as
a motivational technique.
393
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,360
So you agree with her?
394
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,640
I am just trying to understand
395
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,880
what she might have been thinking.
396
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,600
I mean, you don't wanna be
a stylist forever, right?
397
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,880
Why not?
398
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,240
Because...
399
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,560
who wants to be cutting
hair when they're 60?
400
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,920
I mean, wouldn't you rather be
checking in on your own salon
401
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,880
from a beach in Bali?
402
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,520
I like cutting hair.
403
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,120
Then that is all that matters.
404
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,200
Although...
405
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,680
My goodness, you certainly do work out.
406
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,960
I just love a man with a firm bicep.
407
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,440
You want to feel mine?
408
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,160
Reverend Sykes, what are you doing here?
409
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,960
The more pertinent question is,
what are you doing here?
410
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,000
Well... as you always say,
411
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,360
there's no point in
preaching to the choir.
412
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,000
You've gotta go out into the world
413
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,360
and... try to set
the youth on a different path.
414
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,720
I think your path should
take you elsewhere,
415
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,400
perhaps to one of those ladies
416
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,440
not so burdened down with clothing.
417
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,400
I can only imagine what you must think.
418
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,560
Oh, what I think is,
as Karen McCluskey put it,
419
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,920
"You're back on the yahoo juice."
420
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,960
Oh, that's not mine.
421
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,000
Some poor soul who was here
before me must have left it.
422
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:06,560
I suppose I have allowed myself
to slip back into some...
423
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,160
old habits.
424
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,280
Well, that's why I'm here,
425
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,680
to keep you from slipping any further,
426
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,040
so gather up your things and let's go.
427
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,320
You must be so disappointed in me.
428
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,520
It's all right, Bree.
I've been your pastor for years,
429
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,280
and you're the most proper
and appropriate woman
430
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,240
I've ever come across.
431
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,840
This is obviously a temporary lapse
432
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,920
and not who you truly are.
433
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,480
- How can you say that?
- Excuse me?
434
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,720
How can you say who I truly am
435
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,840
when I don't even know myself?
436
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,160
We can discuss this later.
Now come on. Follow me.
437
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,960
But I have been following you for years,
438
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,920
and I am still terribly lost.
439
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,760
I need to find out who I really am,
440
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:46,240
and I think... maybe the place
I need to search is right here.
441
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,200
You do realize,
if you continue to do this,
442
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,320
I can no longer let you
lead the Women's Auxiliary.
443
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,840
You can't do that.
The bake sale is this sunday.
444
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,600
It would be a disaster without me.
445
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,760
I'm looking at a much
bigger disaster right here.
446
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,640
Now you're just being cruel.
447
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,320
That's not very ministerial of you.
448
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,640
I didn't only come here as your minister.
449
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,520
I also came as your friend.
450
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,640
But clearly, you have no
interest in either right now.
451
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,040
So as you can see,
452
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,880
within two years of opening the salon,
453
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,800
you will have amortized
all the start-up costs.
454
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,240
Uh, we are not ready yet.
455
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,760
At that point, there's no reason
456
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,800
you couldn't consistently turn a profit.
457
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,880
Oh, my god.
458
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,280
Can we talk about something else?
459
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,840
I'm just trying to help.
From what Renee tells me,
460
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,440
people go to the salon because of you,
461
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,000
and yet half that money... your money...
462
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,160
is going to the owner.
463
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,800
Seriously, this is making my stomach hurt.
464
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,480
Could it be 'cause you're scared?
465
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,360
How could you say that?
You know nothing about me.
466
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,120
I know. I know. It's just...
we've spent an hour
467
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,280
coming up with a perfectly
reasonable 5-year plan,
468
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,360
and it just makes your stomach hurt.
469
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,880
You know who else had
a 5-year plan? Stalin.
470
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,880
Okay. Oh, I'm sorry I said anything.
471
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,640
You're happy where you are. That's great.
472
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,000
There's nothing wrong with being average.
473
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,840
I am not average.
474
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,960
I'm sorry. Adequate, settled, comfortable.
475
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,320
Whatever you wanna call it.
476
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,800
Why don't we just order?
477
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,040
Good idea.
478
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,680
Oh, the salmon looks good.
479
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,000
At a steakhouse?
480
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,360
You're right. I'm sure
it's perfectly adequate...
481
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,640
settled, comfortable.
482
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,360
I don't know what Ben has up his sleeve,
483
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,120
but it's gonna be a special night,
484
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,760
so I really wanna look great.
485
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:53,720
Speaking of which,
486
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,560
how was your, uh, big date with Lynette?
487
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,000
Ah! Little tight.
488
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,360
- Sorry.
- Oh.
489
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,560
The date was interesting.
490
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,080
I really owe you one.
491
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:09,600
What happened to your hair?
492
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,960
You happened to my hair.
493
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,560
Frank was the one guy in this podunk town
494
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,920
who knew how to relax
a black woman's hair.
495
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,640
Now I look like an extra from
"Foxy brown."
496
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,400
And thanks to you,
our relationship is ruined.
497
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,920
Wait. Frank did that?
498
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,120
I had no idea our date was that bad.
499
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,280
Oh, really?
500
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,800
Did you or did you not
give him a 5-year plan
501
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,280
on a cocktail napkin?!
502
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:37,000
Well, I may have made a few
constructive suggestions,
503
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,040
but only because I saw
potential in the guy.
504
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,160
He could really be something.
505
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,920
He is something, and he likes who he is.
506
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,280
He doesn't need you telling
him that it isn't good enough.
507
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,240
I am not going to apologize
for trying to help the guy.
508
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,320
If he can't handle it, that's his problem.
509
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,520
Ah, I see.
510
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,280
So it's his fault
you tried to control him?
511
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,040
Just like it was Tom's fault
you tried to control him?
512
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,520
What did both of those
guys have in common?
513
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,920
Oh, wait. Give me a second.
Uh, I'll think of it.
514
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,400
I'd say put on a thinking cap,
515
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,880
but I don't think there's one big enough.
516
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,600
Well, at least I can cover up this mess.
517
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,280
That one is gonna take
a hell of a lot more work.
518
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,040
Come on. Take off the scarf.
519
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,880
How bad could it be?
520
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,600
You'd be surprised.
I look like a bottle brush.
521
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,040
So what's the big occasion here?
522
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,040
First, a toast.
523
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,080
To the woman who came roaring into my life
524
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,360
like a one-eyed wombat.
525
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,840
Uh, it's a good thing.
526
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,520
A force who makes each day
527
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,320
more exciting and
surprising than the last.
528
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,000
Now... I realize
it's only been a few months,
529
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:52,920
but, uh...
530
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,400
I found myself falling for you, Renee.
531
00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,600
And, uh...
532
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,400
I know a keeper when I see one.
533
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,040
Oh, Ben.
534
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,320
You like it?
535
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,320
- I love it.
- Yeah?
536
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,160
It's just... it's so fast.
537
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,040
Well, if you need to
take your time, I under...
538
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,440
No, no, I don't need to take my time. Yes!
539
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,800
I'll marry you!
540
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,840
You have made me so happy.
541
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,760
You don't know what you've done for me.
542
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,080
When my... marriage ended,
543
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,960
I felt so betrayed.
544
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,360
I decided I would never
trust anyone again.
545
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,360
And then you came along.
546
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,280
I just feel so safe with you
547
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,760
in a way that I've never felt before.
548
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,680
And I know that...
549
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,360
in my heart this is right.
550
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,560
I can't do this.
551
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:04,360
What?
552
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,040
Just forget I said anything, okay?
553
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,320
Forget you asked me to marry you?
554
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,640
What? Give me the ring.
555
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,200
You don't wanna marry me, Renee.
I'm an awful person.
556
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,800
You're an amazing person.
557
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,640
Now slide it on right there.
558
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,600
- I can't.
- Why?
559
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,840
What is going on?
560
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,960
Oh, god. You're gonna hate me for this.
561
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,280
I'm having some financial problems,
562
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,160
and...
563
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,720
I guess I thought if we pooled
our resources, that... oh.
564
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,240
You wanted to marry me for my money?
565
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,240
I know.
566
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,720
I'm sorry.
567
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,520
Look, Renee...
568
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,840
I meant every word I said.
569
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,200
I do love you.
570
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,640
There's really no way for me
to know that now, is there?
571
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,240
Hi, Claudia.
572
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,400
I'm Gaby. Thanks for coming.
573
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,960
Yeah. This one said
you wanted to talk to me?
574
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,760
What about?
575
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,880
We should go inside.
576
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,200
- You're not coming?
- No.
577
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,720
I'm-I'm gonna wait out here.
578
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,240
I think you two could
probably use some privacy.
579
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,240
It's not usually this messy in here.
We're redecorating.
580
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,080
Excuse me, Mrs. Solis?
Do you have a second?
581
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,280
What-what is that?
582
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,760
Red wine. New year's eve party.
583
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,640
We were playing... smash-the-bottle,
584
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:09,760
which is a terrible game.
585
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,840
Okay. Uh, we're taking lunch.
586
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Just wanted to give you
a heads-up before we replace it.
587
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,280
Great! Great. Don't need any
reminders of that crazy night.
588
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,040
Can I get you something to drink?
589
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,880
No. You can tell me what
the hell I'm doing here.
590
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,680
Where's Ramon?
591
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,640
Well... how to start this...
592
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,400
First of all, the man you're looking for...
593
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,240
his real name is Alejandro Perez.
594
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:36,960
What?
595
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,040
No, it's not.
596
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,440
Trust me.
597
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,440
I knew him before he ever met you.
598
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,600
How?
599
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,000
He was my stepfather.
600
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,080
You okay?
601
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,520
I just want all this to be over.
602
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,560
Me, too.
603
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,640
But it's never going to end.
604
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,680
She won't stop looking for him.
605
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,920
She still loves him.
606
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,480
So you didn't tell her?
607
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,600
No way.
608
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,120
She would never believe me.
609
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,960
Did you tell anyone?
610
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,240
No.
611
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,240
Marisa, I'm not gonna
pretend to understand
612
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,440
what you're dealing with.
613
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,680
But I have a friend who
went through the same thing,
614
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,200
and she said that as awful as it was,
615
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,280
keeping the secret only makes it worse.
616
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,960
So if he left you and your mom,
617
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,520
changed his name,
started a whole new life,
618
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,040
why'd he come back to see you?
619
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,200
I had visited my hometown.
I said some things about him.
620
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,680
He heard, and he wanted me to stop.
621
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,520
What kind of things?
622
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,040
Look, this isn't easy for me...
623
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,360
What kind of things?
624
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,320
When I was 15, he molested me.
625
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,120
You expect me to believe that?
626
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,240
I was a virgin, and he hurt me.
627
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:22,600
Liar.
628
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,600
Claudia.
629
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,680
I know this is hard to hear.
630
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,960
I don't know what you and your friend did.
631
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,560
I don't know what happened to my husband.
632
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,800
All I know is everything
I'm being told is a lie.
633
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,920
It's not! He was a child molester.
634
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,280
Shut up! You can make it
sound as bad as you want.
635
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,800
You can tell all the disgusting
lies you can think of.
636
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,240
I will never believe you.
637
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,920
Then believe me.
638
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,640
What?
639
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,680
I was too scared to tell you.
640
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,080
I know how much you love him.
641
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,840
Oh, my god.
642
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,600
Are you saying...
643
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,920
I kept thinking it would stop.
644
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,440
No. No.
645
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,000
Not my baby.
646
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,040
No.
647
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:13,880
No.
648
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,800
It is all my fault.
649
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,440
Come in.
650
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,680
You were right.
651
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,360
All those years, I thought I pushed Tom
652
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,920
because he needed me to.
653
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,480
Well, he did.
654
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,120
No, he didn't, and that guy wasn't Tom.
655
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,040
He was just a perfectly lovely guy,
656
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,560
perfectly content with his life
657
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,720
until hurricane Lynette hit him.
658
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,520
At least you recognize it.
659
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,560
They always say that's the first step.
660
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,440
Mm, can I tell you the truth?
661
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,000
There was a part of me that
recognized it the whole time.
662
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,640
A little voice inside my head telling me,
663
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,560
"You like this guy,
and you're driving him nuts. Stop."
664
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,600
But I couldn't.
665
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,240
What if after all these years,
I can't stop?
666
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,080
What if this is who I am?
667
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,560
Remember in college
you used to bite your nails?
668
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,800
You stopped that.
669
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,440
Yeah, by taking up smoking.
670
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,600
Remember how you quit smoking?
671
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,120
Yoga.
672
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,000
I've never seen you more relaxed
673
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,760
than when you were taking those classes.
674
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:31,080
I don't know.
675
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,600
All I'm saying is
676
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,600
you are the most determined person I know.
677
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,800
You can do anything you want.
678
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,520
I just wanna be different.
679
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,560
I'm sick of being
this hypercritical nut job.
680
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:44,640
It'll get better.
681
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,880
Trust me. And so will dating.
682
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,400
You will find somebody.
683
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,120
I hope you're right.
684
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,160
I mean, hell, if you found Ben...
685
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,400
I'm joking. I'm joking.
686
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,640
Ben and I...
687
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,880
it's over.
688
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,920
So that's where the tough guy lives, huh?
689
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,120
Can we just do our business, please?
690
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,560
You pay every week, everyone's happy.
691
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,960
You miss one, it'll cost you.
692
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,120
You miss two...
693
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,240
You don't wanna miss two.
694
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,120
Don't worry.
695
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,840
I just have to get past this rough patch,
696
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,480
and then the money will be rolling in.
697
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:45,480
Take your time.
698
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,280
Besides, if you're not good for it,
699
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,880
I understand that pretty
girlfriend of yours is loaded.
700
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,360
She's got nothing to do with this.
701
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,320
You keep her out of it. You understand me?
702
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,120
There's a lot of tough
guys on this street.
703
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,640
Hi! Come in.
704
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,520
We're not staying.
705
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,840
Just... came to say good-bye.
706
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:17,280
And thank you.
707
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,680
You sure you don't wanna stay?
I have a guest room.
708
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,160
No, we need to be getting back.
709
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,880
This one's missed enough school already.
710
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,720
Give me a second, mija.
711
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,520
I still don't know how
this could have happened
712
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,520
under my nose.
713
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,800
You must think I'm
the worst mother in the world.
714
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:47,360
No.
715
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,560
At least you believe her.
My mother never did.
716
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,000
But I'm the one who brought
that man into her life.
717
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,520
You didn't know. Nobody ever knew...
718
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:57,800
What a monster he was?
719
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,440
I know now, thanks to you.
720
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,520
You said that stain was red wine?
721
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,760
You should probably get rid of that.
722
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,320
Bree, what are you doing here?
723
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,440
Oh, I've been running
this bake sale for eight years.
724
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,520
Why wouldn't I be here?
725
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,480
I told everyone you weren't feeling well
726
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,720
and had decided to sit this one out.
727
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,720
Well, I'm feeling better now.
728
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,520
Besides every bake sale
729
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,080
needs... a tart.
730
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,160
While I appreciate a good
culinary double entendre
731
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,280
as much as the next man,
732
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,520
I really don't think you should
be here in your condition.
733
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,280
I'm fine. Look how beautifully
my dessert came out.
734
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,720
Shortcrust pastry, fresh strawberries...
735
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,160
You've obviously been drinking.
736
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,360
I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
737
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,200
Well, I appreciate your concern, reverend,
738
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,320
but I can take care of myself.
739
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,040
You're very welcome.
740
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,120
Tell all your friends to come to my table.
741
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,400
All right, who's next?
742
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,400
Greg.
743
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,800
Oh, my god. Bree.
744
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,760
Wh-what are you doing here?
745
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,000
This is my church.
746
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Are you a member?
I've never seen you here before.
747
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,360
I, uh, just joined. Yes.
Nice talking to you.
748
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,240
Wait, wait.
749
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,440
Can't I tempt you with a slice
750
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,880
of my famous strawberry... tart?
751
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,800
I, uh, I should probably get going...
752
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,240
What a funny coincidence this was.
753
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,120
Will I see you at Murray's later?
754
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,560
Or... we could just
skip the Murray's part,
755
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,920
and you could come...
straight to my house.
756
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,080
Greg, who is this woman?
757
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,920
Uh, this is Bree.
She, um, she goes to this church.
758
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,600
Doesn't sound like you met her in church.
759
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,680
Excuse me. What business
is it of yours how we met?
760
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:01,760
I'm his wife.
761
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,640
I guess it is your business.
762
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,240
Unbelievable.
763
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:13,200
You're always going on about working late
764
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,640
and sleeping in the office, and meanwhile,
765
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,720
you're hanging out at dive
bars picking up trash.
766
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,920
I don't like your accusation.
767
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,600
Oh, yeah? Guess what I don't like?
768
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,480
You screwing my husband!
769
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,200
Bree, this is what I was worried about.
770
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,400
You need to leave.
771
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,600
You're kicking me out?
She's the one making a scene,
772
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,280
and a dry batch of cupcakes,
by the looks of it.
773
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,760
Thanks, but I'm not
looking for baking tips
774
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,960
from the town whore.
775
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,840
Don't listen to her, Bree.
She doesn't know who you are.
776
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,480
Actually, Karen...
777
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,840
I think she does.
778
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,520
Now I know you're all anxious to dig in
779
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,480
to the delicious gossip
I've provided for you.
780
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,440
And I could really use a drink.
781
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,920
Yes, in the life of every housewife,
782
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,520
there comes a time for renovation.
783
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:24,040
She may be doing away with
an unpleasant memory...
784
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,440
breaking up a once happy relationship...
785
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:38,640
or making the necessary changes
to prepare for a new one.
786
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:44,000
But no matter how much a housewife
787
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,560
may embrace the way her life is changing,
788
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,080
the people in her neighborhood
789
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,920
may take a different view.
790
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,800
What's the matter?
791
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Maybe we should, uh, go inside.
792
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Or maybe we shouldn't.
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