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Previously on...
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Detective Vance got aggressive...
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Have you seen this man?
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But Ben came to the rescue.
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It's pretty hard to build
a case without a body.
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I'll take care of it.
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And Mike got rid of the body.
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But so many secrets led
to a falling-out...
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- We're done.
- Don't you think you're overreacting?
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I don't think she is.
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And Susan expressed her anger
the only way she knew how.
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There is nothing more peaceful
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than the sounds of Wisteria Lane at night.
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Whether it's the murmur of
a neighbor's television...
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the hum of the street lamps...
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or the songs of the night birds...
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Wisteria Lane is so peaceful
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that even the slightest disturbance...
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can be very alarming.
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9-1-1.
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There's an intruder in my home.
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I'm at 4355 Wisteria Lane. Please hurry.
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Oh, my god.
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Chuck.
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Hello, Bree.
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What are you doing here?
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I could have shot you.
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I heard your call over the radio.
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When I got here,
the door was wide open, so...
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I'm just gonna have a look around.
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If you don't mind putting
the gun in your pocket
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while I do.
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So tell me again what you heard.
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Um, a loud bang and then some footsteps,
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like, um, like someone
had forced their way in.
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Are you sure you didn't
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accidentally leave the door open?
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I'm positive I locked it.
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Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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Maybe it was just some drifter
looking for a few bucks,
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and you scared him off.
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We don't get a lot of
drifters around here.
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Except for that guy we saw
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right out front a few months ago.
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The one who turned up as a missing person?
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I told you, I don't remember
anything about that.
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And yet you're positive
you locked your door
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before you went to bed last night.
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It's funny, the things we remember
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and the things we don't.
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Are you interrogating me?
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No, of course not.
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You're a victim.
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And why would you say that?
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Because it's obvious to
me what's going on here.
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Someone's sending you a message.
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What kind of message?
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Maybe they think you're hiding something.
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Maybe they're trying to rattle you,
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hoping you'll slip up.
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Or maybe they just don't want you
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to feel safe in your own home.
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Yes, there's nothing more peaceful
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than a night on Wisteria Lane.
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But I wouldn't lose any
sleep over this, Bree.
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I'll be keeping an eye on you.
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Until someone comes along...
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and disturbs the peace.
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In a stressful world,
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we can all be forgiven for
having a few weaknesses.
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Some of us are lured by a sweet treat...
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others, by a sad face.
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And still others,
by the pull of a great novel.
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But Gabrielle Solis was about to discover
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that some weaknesses...
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Is he yours?
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Aren't so easy to forgive.
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Depends. Is he drunk?
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Unless he throws up in
cabs when he's sober?
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I'm so sorry.
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Here's 20 bucks for the ride
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and another 20 for your upholstery.
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This will make you feel better.
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Oh, it smells like hot sauce.
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Yeah, it's a mexican hangover cure.
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It's the only thing
I inherited from my family
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that's actually worth anything.
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I'm really sorry about all this.
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I thought it would get better
after Ben did what he did, but...
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it hasn't.
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Maybe we need to get you help,
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like rehab or something.
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I'm not addicted, Gaby.
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It's just when I'm stressed,
this is what I do.
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Really? You were stressed on
the golf course this morning?
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It was work,
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and there's always
drinking when it's work.
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We're golfing with a client... beer.
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We're hammering out a deal... wine.
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We make the deal... champagne.
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Well, maybe you need to take
a little time away from work.
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Dry out. Kick-start your sobriety.
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I am the C.E.O. If I do that,
the whole place will fall apart.
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And if you don't, you'll fall apart.
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Maybe you're right.
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But I can't do it today.
I got payroll to sign.
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But you're sweating bourbon.
You're not going anywhere.
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I'll go in and I'll sign it for you.
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You can't sign my name.
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Oh, please, I forge your
signature all the time.
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How else do you think
I got that platinum card?
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Wow, I must be in bad shape.
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I don't even have the energy to get mad.
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Well, with any luck,
you'll forget I said it.
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I'm sure some of you feel
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I've been too hard on you
these past few weeks.
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I think I speak for all of
us when I say "All of us."
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Well, after today,
you will long for the mother's milk
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that has been my criticism.
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Please meet our special guest,
my art dealer
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and the owner of the Bergman gallery...
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Felix Bergman.
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I smell fear and mediocrity.
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Oh, god.
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It's like someone left Andre
in the dryer too long.
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Felix has agreed to evaluate your work,
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give honest feedback,
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and teach you the business of art.
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So... what do you call this piece?
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"A celebration of the female nude."
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This is why I don't sleep with women.
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It's repulsive.
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Well, it's not a literal...
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Mind drifting, eyelids drooping, and...
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I'm gone.
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He's not a critic.
He's a little ball of hate.
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Oh, god.
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No art student's portfolio
would be complete
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without the obligatory squares
and circles colliding,
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or what I like to call
man's inhumanity to art.
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Well, Amy's one of my
most promising students.
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I find her work to be bold,
defiant, and dazzlingly layered.
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You're shtupping her, aren't you?
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Regardless, I just think that
there's a place for her work.
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I think you may be right.
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Found it.
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So... what do you have for me?
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The same thing you have for us... contempt.
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- Excuse me?
- We get it.
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You're a super sophisticated
art snob who hates everything.
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- Well, guess what? I'm not playing.
- Susan...
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No. I am not getting my teeth kicked in
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just because your mother
didn't breast-feed you.
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Go play your game with someone else.
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Look, if you wanna be
a professional artist,
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you need to develop a thick skin.
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Did you paint this?
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Yes, I did, and I have no interest
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in hearing what you think of it.
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Well, that's too bad,
because I think it's brilliant.
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- Really?
- Really?
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It's original.
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Dark, brooding. It tells a story.
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I'm totally drawn in.
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Congratulations, Andre.
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I do believe you've struck artist.
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Yeah, I suppose she shows promise.
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She may amount to something one day.
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One day?
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This girl has arrived.
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In fact, she reminds me of a young... you.
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Now, now...
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where's that thick skin
you were crowing about?
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And for the den, Franklin
wants a southwestern look.
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You know, navajo rugs, red chili peppers,
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chairs made of horns.
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Southwestern. Fun.
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And bound to come back in style
since it's been out so long.
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We can't wait to work with you, Cindy.
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Yes. All we need is a $5,000 deposit,
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and then I will saddle up,
mosey into town,
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and rustle up that wagon wheel table.
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What's the date today?
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Oh, the 13th.
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13th? No, can't be.
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Yes. Why?
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It's my wedding anniversary. 22 years.
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Congratulations. 22 years.
What is that... copper? brass?
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Separation, in my case.
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Oh. I'm sorry. I saw your ring,
and I just assumed that...
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Yeah. Still wearing it,
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- even though we're hanging on by a thread.
- You poor thing.
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Yes, we're all devastated.
Would you like a pen?
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I remember what my mother said to me
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on my wedding day.
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It's bad luck to get married on the 13th,
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and for 21 years,
Tom and I have been laughing
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about how wrong she was.
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Not this year.
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Yeah, make it out Perry-Scavo designs.
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Well, don't give up, Lynette.
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It's never too late.
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Yeah. I think his girlfriend might disagree
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with you on that one...
His beautiful doctor girlfriend.
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That's P-E-R-R...
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Now you listen to me.
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My Franklin and I almost
split up two years ago.
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He was getting bored, and I could see
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he was about to pronounce
our marriage dead,
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but then I said, "No."
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"No"?
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"No." Splitting up wasn't an option.
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I had waited too long to find this man.
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I wasn't going down without a fight.
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So what'd you do?
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I changed.
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I got a new 'do, new wardrobe.
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Franklin liked the new Cindy so much,
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he started to change, too.
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That's amazing.
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You know what? Just sign it.
We have a stamp.
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I will go to the tile yard
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to see if they have those adobe shingles.
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You wanna check on the fabric?
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Do you think I fought enough?
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Lynette, you're taking marriage advice
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from a woman who wants coyote sconces?
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I'm serious. Am I giving up
on my marriage too easily?
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No! I think you knew when
it was time to call it quits.
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That's just it.
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I'm quitting,
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instead of not taking "No" for an answer.
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Look, you and Tom tried to make it work,
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and you couldn't.
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Now he's moved on.
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And you are an amazing woman
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with your whole life ahead of you.
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So take off that wedding ring.
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Go live it.
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Hey, Gaby, do you have a minute?
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Oh. Now's not really a-a good time.
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Why don't we talk tomorrow?
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Oh, please. I don't know
who else to turn to.
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Susan won't return my phone calls,
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and when I went to Lynette's,
she pretended she wasn't home.
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Yeah. Okay.
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How did things get so bad so quickly?
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This morning, I was all set
to make food for poker night,
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and then I remembered.
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No poker night.
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I feel like I've lost the life I had.
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First, my family and now my friends.
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Who knows if Susan or Lynette
will ever speak to me again?
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They'll cool off once
they realize we're in the clear.
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What if we're not in the clear?
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What do you mean?
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The body's 8 feet under dirt and concrete.
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No body, no crime.
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I know, but... well...
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Chuck came by yesterday.
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Chuck? What did he want?
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00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,720
Oh. Hey.
263
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,200
Babe, do we have any aspirin?
264
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,040
Yeah.
265
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,880
Um... are you feeling better?
266
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,080
Is he...
267
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,920
I thought he stopped drinking.
268
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,920
Me, too.
269
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,000
Oh, Gaby, I'm so sorry.
270
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,680
He keeps saying it's because of work,
271
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,360
but I know it's the guilt
still eating away at him.
272
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:39,680
I just don't understand
how drinking helps.
273
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,560
I do.
274
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,960
Sometimes a drink feels like
the only friend you have left.
275
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,280
Well, I just thank god
this ordeal is behind us.
276
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,920
We all need to move on.
277
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,480
You're right.
278
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:51,800
I'm gonna go.
279
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,960
You never told me what Chuck wanted.
280
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,480
Oh. Uh, what else?
281
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,520
He wanted to get back together again.
282
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,880
Oh, god. Please tell me you said no.
283
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,600
Of course I did.
284
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,160
Oh, and, Bree?
285
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,040
Never think you lost me
as a friend, 'cause...
286
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,800
you're my rock.
287
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:24,680
Oh! Hey, Marilyn.
288
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,400
Oh, Mrs. Solis, thank god.
289
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,400
I've been trying to reach Carlos,
290
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,920
and it keeps going to voice mail.
291
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,800
Oh, it's okay. No need to bother Carlos.
292
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,200
I'm here to sign the payroll.
293
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,880
This isn't about the payroll.
294
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,160
Frank Sweeney,
one of our biggest clients...
295
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,160
he's on his way here,
and he did not sound happy.
296
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,440
I'm gonna try Carlos again.
297
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:42,560
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. I, uh...
298
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,000
I don't wanna stress out Carlos.
299
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,560
He's home with the flu. Besides, I'm here.
300
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,640
How does that help?
301
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,240
I know Frank Sweeney.
302
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,240
He grabbed my ass at the Christmas party.
303
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,040
Actually, a lot of guys did.
That was a good party.
304
00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:58,160
Yes, it was.
305
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,640
Leave this guy to me.
306
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,920
I know I'm setting women's
lib back 20 years,
307
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,560
but I can do this.
308
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,240
So, Frank...
309
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,000
it's been forever.
310
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,200
When's the last time
we've seen each other?
311
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,440
Uh... I'm not sure.
312
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,720
I am.
313
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,080
? Jingle bells, jingle bells ?
314
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,160
? Jingle all the way ?
315
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,320
I-is Carlos coming in?
I really need to speak with him.
316
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,760
Well, aren't you all business?
317
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,720
Ooh, and all muscle, too.
318
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,200
Does Carlos even know I'm here?
319
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,040
I mean, if he doesn't take
an $80 million account seriously...
320
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,920
No, no, of course he takes it seriously.
321
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,760
What are you doing?
322
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,840
In my modeling days,
323
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,960
we called this "The money-maker."
324
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,400
Well, now it looks like a neck spasm.
325
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,240
Look, where is Carlos?
326
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,840
I don't know what kind of
business he's running here,
327
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,040
but if he thinks he can pawn
his clients off on his wife...
328
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:52,800
No, no, no, no.
329
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,320
We understand you've
been a little unhappy,
330
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,960
and we... want you to
know you've been heard.
331
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,200
I haven't said anything yet.
332
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,160
Knock, knock.
333
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,000
Mr. Sweeney, sir.
Heard you were in the building.
334
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,480
Just wanted to make sure you
were being taken care of.
335
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,920
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.
336
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,080
No, no, please, interrupt,
whoever you are.
337
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,760
Geoffrey Mathers. Senior account manager.
338
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,520
I understand you have some
concerns about the market.
339
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,360
I do have three or four
real-world solutions
340
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,440
to protect your money in this economy.
341
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,320
That is, if you'd like to hear them.
342
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,280
Actually, that's what
I came in to talk about today.
343
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,680
Well, of course it is.
344
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,680
I was just getting to it.
345
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,160
But, uh, seems like Geoffrey
here has a handle on things,
346
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,800
so, please, join us, Geoffrey.
347
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,080
Have a seat, sir.
348
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,840
So I noticed you aren't
using derivatives...
349
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,360
That was fun. I like Felix.
350
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,240
I thought you were annoying
when you were cheerful,
351
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,760
but this smugness is much worse.
352
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:58,720
Oh, why would I be smug?
353
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,640
Just because he called me the young you?
354
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:07,120
Guess that makes you the,
uh... ooh, old you.
355
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,240
He can be a touch theatrical.
356
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,320
I wouldn't take his praise too seriously.
357
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,600
Oh, I would.
358
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,040
I think this time I may have
laid it on a little too thin.
359
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,360
I have not been this excited
360
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,080
since I discovered Andre doing
caricatures at The Pier.
361
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,440
They weren't caricatures.
362
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,960
They were images of
the american grotesque.
363
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:29,480
Uh-huh, and if you bought two,
you got a free churro.
364
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,320
I am not surprised
he didn't tell me about you.
365
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,080
I'm sure he saw you in his rearview mirror
366
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,880
gaining on him,
and it scared him to death.
367
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,960
Why would a professional
like Andre be threatened by...
368
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,480
Oh, what did you call me?
369
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,840
"A silly, bored housewife
unburdened by talent."
370
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,320
- You are a housewife?
- Mm.
371
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,760
I love it!
372
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,960
You're like a-a sexy,
suburban Georgia O'Keeffe...
373
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,240
without all the pesky vaginas.
374
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,720
I can sell the heck out of
this story at my gallery.
375
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,160
What? Uh, wait.
376
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,400
You wanna show my painng in public?
377
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,720
Welcome to the big time!
378
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,400
No, no, no, no. That, uh,
no, that can't happen.
379
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,440
My dear, do you understand
what an opportunity this is?
380
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,400
Hundreds of people will see your work.
381
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,680
I'm sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm flattered,
382
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,240
and, uh, thank you for your offer.
383
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,800
Um, but I can't.
384
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,880
Artists.
385
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,560
My pleasure, Frank, and I'm serious.
386
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,040
You call me anytime.
387
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,560
Yeah, Frank, great talking to you.
388
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,360
Ohh. Thank god you got here.
389
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,880
I was 30 seconds away
from flashing him a boob.
390
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,800
It was nothing.
391
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,120
Carlos has done a lot
for me over the years.
392
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,280
Is he okay?
393
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,720
Yeah, yeah. He's just got the flu.
394
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,880
Really?
395
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,280
'Cause he usually comes running
396
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,760
the second Sweeney pops into town,
397
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,440
and I don't think
the flu would keep him away.
398
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,680
Mrs. Solis...
399
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,920
your husband has been like a father to me.
400
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,600
I really wanna help if I can.
401
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,280
Okay.
402
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,440
He's been going through a rough time,
403
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,640
and, well, he's been drinking a lot.
404
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,040
So he's gonna be staying home
for the next week or two,
405
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,840
trying to pull himself together.
406
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,200
That poor guy. Well, don't worry.
407
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,720
You go home and you take care of him.
408
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,240
I'll take care of things here.
409
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,360
- Really?
- Just get him better.
410
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,720
We need him back.
411
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,160
Thank you.
412
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,400
You're a good kid. And you know what?
413
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,600
I'm telling Carlos you deserve a raise.
414
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,840
Can you tell him when he's sober?
415
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,560
Yeah. Yeah.
416
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,480
Lynette Scavo?
417
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,760
Yes. Wow. These are beautiful.
418
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,000
Someone must be thinking of you.
419
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,720
- Have a good one.
- Thanks.
420
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,520
Who sent flowers?
421
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,920
Just your aunt Renee.
422
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,160
That was nice.
423
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:17,280
Right?
424
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,920
A little unexpected, but very, very nice.
425
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,640
Hey, honey, how was your day?
426
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,720
Daytime TV sucks.
427
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,760
Just a bunch of women
428
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,680
sitting around, talking about menopause
429
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,080
and things they don't eat anymore.
430
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,680
You did record that, right?
431
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,000
Yes.
432
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,560
So how'd it go at the office?
433
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,480
Took you a long time to sign the payroll.
434
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,400
Well, it wasn't just that.
435
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,040
People were asking where you were.
436
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,800
So what'd you say?
I told them you had the flu
437
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,680
and you were very comfortable staying home
438
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,240
because you had a great staff,
which you do, by the way.
439
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,280
- Yeah, who'd you talk to?
- Bunch of people.
440
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,640
Um, Steve, Marilyn, Geoffrey...
441
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,680
Geoffrey?
442
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,440
Right.
443
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,200
Guy probably started doing
cartwheels as soon as you left.
444
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,800
What? Why would you say that?
445
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,280
He's a snake.
446
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,760
Well, you mean like a... a nice snake.
447
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,200
No, like a backstabber.
448
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,160
His contract's up at the end of the month,
449
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,040
and I'm not keeping him on,
450
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,040
so he's trying to poach
my biggest clients.
451
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,120
Wow. What a day.
452
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,640
I really need a drink.
453
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,840
Hon...
454
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,320
You threw out all the booze
when I quit, remember?
455
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,920
Oh, please, there's a bottle of chardonnay
456
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,520
in the tank of the guest toilet.
457
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,120
It's like you don't know me at all.
458
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,440
Lynette, it's me!
459
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:48,640
Come on in!
460
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,440
? Ta-da ?
461
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,960
Oh, my god. Look at your hair!
462
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,120
Do you like it?
463
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:58,280
- Is it permanent?
- No.
464
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,040
Then I love it!
465
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,160
Especially if it means
466
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,080
you're finally ready to put
yourself out there again.
467
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,920
Not so much out there as...
back there... with Tom.
468
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,080
Oh, Lynette.
469
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,760
Stop it with that.
470
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,080
He's moved on.
471
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,480
Then why did he send me
flowers for our anniversary?
472
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,480
"Love always, Tom."
473
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,400
Well, I don't get it.
Isn't he seeing Jane?
474
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,080
Yeah, but... maybe with
the anniversary coming up,
475
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,320
he started thinking about it
476
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,560
and... he wants to give it another try.
477
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,720
What are you gonna do?
478
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,240
Well, I got Penny's keys
to his apartment, and...
479
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,280
Oh, I get it.
480
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,400
He gets home. You meet him at the door
481
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,440
wearing nothing but
whipped cream and a smile.
482
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,200
No. I'm gonna put a bottle
of scotch on his nightstand.
483
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,240
That is our anniversary thing.
484
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,680
He sends me flowers, I give him scotch.
485
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,560
Oh, now I get it.
486
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,240
You get him all liquored up,
and then you undress him.
487
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,120
No, Renee, no sex.
488
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,680
Okay, I don't get it.
489
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:04,040
I was thinking maybe
he sees the outfit, the hair,
490
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,680
and he realizes I've changed,
491
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,520
and then... maybe he wants to change, too.
492
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,280
Are you sure that's what you want?
493
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,560
All I know is we have been
walking away from each other
494
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,720
since this thing started,
and this is the first time
495
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,680
he's taken a step toward me.
496
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,080
I think I have to take a step, too.
497
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,120
Well... you look... amazing.
498
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,440
I hope it works.
499
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,400
Thanks. I do, too.
500
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:31,760
And if it doesn't,
501
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,680
I know this really hot thing you can do
502
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,520
with a dinner mint and a feather.
503
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,160
No sex.
504
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,920
How are we even friends?
505
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:47,840
You're an idiot.
506
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,960
And that's why
you're not getting any coffee.
507
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,960
Susan, hanging your paintings in a gallery
508
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,680
is a major opportunity.
509
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,280
Listen to me.
510
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,080
I consider myself a mentor to you.
511
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,120
What? You have insulted and discouraged me
512
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,680
since the day we met.
513
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,640
What else does a mentor do?
514
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,120
Okay, fine, you got me.
515
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,320
I don't care about you. I care about me.
516
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,840
You came over just to tell me that?
517
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,480
I teach to support my painting.
518
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,760
If one of my students does well,
519
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,960
maybe I can teach at a better college,
520
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,240
like one that doesn't have a major
521
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,000
in air conditioning repair.
522
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,040
Look... if you taught me anything,
523
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,360
it's that the only gallery that matters
524
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,840
is the one in here.
525
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,560
Was that a tuesday?
526
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,840
Because I drink at lunch on tuesdays.
527
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,880
I made those paintings for me,
and no matter what you say,
528
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,960
I'm not sharing them with anyone.
529
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,640
You're scared.
530
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,440
What?
531
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,000
You're afraid of being judged.
532
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,760
Yep.
533
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,320
You're right.
534
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,080
I'm a big, old scaredy cat,
535
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,880
fear of rejection, never felt good enough,
536
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,040
blah, blah, blah.
537
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,040
Happy? Bye-bye.
538
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,720
So did you get me the paintings?
539
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,440
No, she still won't do it.
540
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,560
But you know what they say.
541
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,800
Some are born great.
Some achieve greatness,
542
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,080
and others have greatness
thrust upon them.
543
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,320
Looks like it's time to start thrusting.
544
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,600
If you're spying on me,
you're not very good at it.
545
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,080
Oh, I thought I was pretty
good when I followed you
546
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,560
to the gardening store on Euclid.
547
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,760
And that stop you made for frozen yogurt...
548
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:43,040
our little secret.
549
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,960
Isn't stalking illegal?
550
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,440
We cops like to call it surveillance.
551
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,120
Stay. I'm not done with you.
552
00:24:56,280 --> 00:25:00,120
This guy... the one you say
you don't remember seeing.
553
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,400
You think you might
remember seeing his car?
554
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,720
- His car?
- Yeah.
555
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:05,760
A silver ford focus,
556
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,560
just like the one you and Gaby
557
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,080
were dropping back to her aunt Shirley
558
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,840
The day I pulled you over.
559
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,840
What are the odds?
560
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,040
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
561
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,600
You wanna hear another coincidence?
562
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,920
The missing guy's from Oklahoma city.
563
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:24,440
Wasn't Gaby's aunt a big fan
of the Oklahoma city RedHawks?
564
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,880
I don't know what personality deficiency
565
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,040
causes you to act this way,
but I feel compelled
566
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,320
to inform you how utterly
unattractive it makes you.
567
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,360
Fine. You don't wanna answer my questions?
568
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,600
Maybe Gaby does.
569
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,440
You leave Gaby out of this.
Carlos has been sick.
570
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,960
She has her hands full.
571
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,880
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
572
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,960
Well, I'm patient.
573
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,400
I can talk to her later.
574
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,120
Bree...
575
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,120
I've been a cop for a long time,
576
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,960
and I can always feel when
I'm getting close to the truth.
577
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,600
You wanna hear a wild guess?
578
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,280
If it would allow me
to get on with my day,
579
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,200
I would be delighted.
580
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,880
Something happened with this guy...
581
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,240
something bad and permanent.
582
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,120
Now I don't think you did it,
583
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,640
but I think you know who did.
584
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,320
It's probably one of your friends,
585
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,880
and you, being Bree, are protecting them.
586
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,080
I do protect my friends,
587
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,240
and I would do anything
for them... anything.
588
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,520
They're the one thing in
my life that have never failed me,
589
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,880
and I will never fail them.
590
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,080
And against that, you are powerless.
591
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,520
Now I am tired of your little
guesses and your games,
592
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,120
so if you wanna charge me with something,
593
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,880
I suggest you take out your cuffs.
594
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,440
If not, you get the hell off my street.
595
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,760
You scum!
596
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,760
Oh, not you, Mr. Sweeney.
Good to see you again.
597
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,680
Mrs. Solis...
598
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,360
We're sort of in the middle
of something here.
599
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:18,920
Yeah, I know.
600
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,880
You're in the middle of
stealing my husband's client
601
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,960
while sitting at
his desk in front of a photo
602
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,840
of his wife and kids.
603
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,920
Wait a minute. That's not me.
604
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,120
That's me and my girlfriend...
in Belize...
605
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,440
with our dog.
606
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,880
What kind of man puts his
photos on another man's desk?!
607
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,800
Or takes his dog to Belize?
608
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,080
I'll tell you what kind of man...
609
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,680
the kind that shows up for meetings,
610
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,080
unlike your husband.
611
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,520
I told you, he's got the flu.
612
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,000
Gaby, I think Mr. Sweeney
deserves to know the truth.
613
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,800
Fine. I'll tell him.
614
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,560
Carlos is a drunk.
615
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,440
He isn't here because he drinks too much
616
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,240
and he's unable to perform
the responsibilities
617
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,520
that come with the job.
618
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,000
You know what?
619
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,720
Carlos will get sober,
but you will always be
620
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,160
just a... lowlife son of a bitch.
621
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,560
Is this true?
622
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,600
Yeah.
623
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,400
I need to speak to him... right now.
624
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,600
Carlos, Carlos, wake up.
625
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,600
Wake up!
626
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,360
Mm, babe, I was just dreaming about you.
627
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:31,520
You were wearing that little black number.
628
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,040
Carlos! Mr. Sweeney's here.
629
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,240
What?
630
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,440
Hello, Carlos.
631
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,040
Mr. Sweeney.
632
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,360
Mr. Sweeney...
633
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,120
- Yeah.
- In our house.
634
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,680
And I'm in pajamas, covered in chips.
635
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,600
He knows what's going on.
636
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,280
I'm sorry.
637
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,520
Um... look, I am, uh, really sorry.
638
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,360
I had a rough couple days,
639
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,280
but I'm fine now. You can count on me.
640
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,480
You see this?
641
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,080
14 years sober.
642
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,720
But there was a time when I was standing
643
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,240
right where you're standing.
644
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,920
The only thing that got me back together
645
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:16,120
was admitting I had a
problem and going to rehab.
646
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:18,560
No, uh, that's not where I am.
647
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,640
I mean...
648
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,760
I know it looks bad,
but trust me, I'm fine.
649
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,680
Hmm, well, you can tell yourself that.
650
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,560
But it's time for you to make a choice.
651
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,000
Either throw away everything
you've worked for,
652
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,320
including your family,
653
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,840
or take back control of your life.
654
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,320
Honey, I think you should go.
655
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,560
I know a great place... the place I went.
656
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,960
I can call tomorrow and get
everything set up for you.
657
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,640
It's gonna be okay, sweetie.
658
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,200
I'm sorry. That waiter was
totally flirting with you.
659
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,400
He was not.
660
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,040
Oh, please, he kept asking
you how your potato was.
661
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:37,280
I mean, look, it's a potato.
How many ways can it go wrong?
662
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,480
Jared was just being attentive.
663
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,920
Oh, oh, now it's Jared.
664
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,480
I didn't realize you two
were on a first-name basis.
665
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,920
You know what?
666
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,440
- I like seeing you jealous.
- I'm not jealous.
667
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,720
He just spent so much time at our table,
668
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,360
he should have split the bill with me.
669
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,640
Jealous...
670
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:56,880
Nah. Jared only got to bring you a potato.
671
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,280
I...
672
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:01,960
got to bring you home.
673
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,720
Oh, stop! Stop! Stop,
stop, stop! I'm here!
674
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,440
- Oh, my god.
- Lynette! What the hell?
675
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,880
- Oh, my god!
- I'm sorry!
676
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,280
- What is she doing here?
- Yeah, what are you doing here?
677
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,840
I didn't... I didn't think... I wasn't...
678
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,000
I think she's on a bender.
679
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,520
No, no! I just...
680
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,480
What? You just what?
681
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,000
Okay.
682
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,640
Why don't I give you guys some privacy?
683
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,800
As ironic as that sounds right now.
684
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,840
I'll be at Chloe's.
685
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,360
Please tell me this is
the first time you have done this.
686
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,360
I just wanted to bring you
your scotch, you know?
687
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,080
For our anniversary.
688
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:50,520
Anniversary?
689
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,560
Yes. I got the flowers you sent me.
690
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,400
Oh, my god.
691
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,520
What?
692
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,640
You... remember 12 years ago
when I forgot our anniversary?
693
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,000
I felt so awful,
694
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,320
I placed a standing order at the florist.
695
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,800
I wanted to make sure you
got flowers every year.
696
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,240
- Oh, god.
- I'm so sorry.
697
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,960
No. No. Honest mistake.
698
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,960
It w-will never happen again.
699
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,920
I am canceling it first thing tomorrow.
700
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,400
Okay.
701
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,360
I'm going to go.
702
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,160
Lynette?
703
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,000
Your hair looks nice.
704
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,560
Thank you.
705
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,640
You made it.
706
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,160
Oh, Felix was nice enough
to invite me to the opening.
707
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,560
It's the least I could do.
708
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,640
Susan, that's art.
709
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,440
Sorry.
710
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,160
There's a lot of people here.
711
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,200
Yep. And before the night's over,
712
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,680
I believe they'll all
be talking about you.
713
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,680
What?
714
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,280
I did something,
715
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,440
and you're gonna thank me for it.
716
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,760
Oh, my god.
717
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,680
Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.
718
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,680
You're welcome.
719
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,240
What did you do?
720
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,040
Well, you seemed so terrified
about displaying your work.
721
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,680
I figured I'd rip off
the band-aid for you.
722
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,760
And see? You're a hit.
723
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,720
Don't forget who made you.
724
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,840
Sweetie, can I help you?
725
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,920
Nope. Don't mind me. I'm just...
726
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,320
adjusting the...
727
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,200
That is really stuck on good, huh?
728
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,320
What are you doing?
729
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,480
Andre submitted these without my consent.
730
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,920
They were meant to be private.
I really want them back.
731
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,920
Oh, jeez! How many screws
have you got in there?
732
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,920
Stop it!
733
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,040
The only way they're coming
down is if somebody buys them.
734
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,880
Felix, please, please give them back.
735
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,040
No one can see these!
736
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,600
Oh, you are clever.
737
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,440
Creating a scene like a crazy artist.
738
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,080
There is not a person in this room
739
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,960
who isn't looking this way.
740
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,680
You're a genius.
741
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,040
No! No, I'm not a genius. I swear.
742
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,520
I just need the paintings!
743
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,880
Keep it up. Keep it up.
744
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,920
I'm gonna grab the photographer
from the "Sentinel."
745
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,360
The crazier, the better.
746
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,200
Oh, her mind has snapped. Oh!
747
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,240
Stupid art!
748
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,480
Bree, it's Susan. I know
we're not talking right now,
749
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,560
but I really need you... and Gaby..
750
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,080
and your checkbooks.
751
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,000
Susan, this isn't art.
It's an illustrated confession!
752
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,440
It's like a kid's book.
753
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,480
"Meet Dick and Jane. See Jane kill Dick."
754
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,520
"See Jane bury Dick. Run, Jane, run!"
755
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,880
Oh, I swear I didn't know.
756
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,160
He just took them out of
the classroom and put them up.
757
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,840
Well, we have to get
them down immediately.
758
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,520
Hello, ladies. Are you enjoying the art?
759
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,640
Yes, so much so, that we would like to buy
760
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,400
this whole series of paintings.
761
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,200
- And take them home with us.
- Immediately.
762
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,400
Uh, ordinarily, I would place
763
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,720
a-a sticker on the work that says "Sold,"
764
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:03,040
and then I would contact
you when the show's over.
765
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,840
Yeah, well, you heard the lady.
We gotta have these paintings,
766
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,480
and we gotta have 'em now. So how much?
767
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:09,000
Well... oh. Well, if you're
gonna buy the whole series,
768
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,440
I suppose I can trim
a little off the price.
769
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,560
$10,000 should cover it.
770
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,400
$10,000 for my art?
771
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,320
I mean, seems a little steep.
772
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,480
Yeah. She painted my kids
a mural of monkeys playing soccer
773
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,720
for a bottle of wine.
774
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,400
Fine. We'll take 'em.
775
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,960
Congratulations, Mrs. Delfino.
776
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,240
You are officially sold out,
777
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,920
thanks to this lovely lesbian couple.
778
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,960
- Oh, we're not...
- You know what? This is not the time.
779
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,960
Oh, we'll start pulling the pieces down.
780
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,440
I'm so sorry.
781
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,280
Tomorrow I'm back to
monkeys and squirrels.
782
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,240
You bought these?
783
00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,680
Yep. They're ours, so stop looking at 'em.
784
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,560
You really have a good eye.
785
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,960
Yes. They're so powerful.
786
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,440
It's clearly an allegory
for the bludgeoning
787
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,120
and burying of the middle
class in this country.
788
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,120
Oh, I don't know.
789
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,600
All I see is four women who
killed a guy with a candlestick
790
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,800
and dumped his body in the woods.
791
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,520
But then again...
792
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,800
what do I know about art?
793
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,080
Chuck, you followed me here?
794
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,720
Why would he be following you?
795
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:22,520
Yeah, what's going on?
796
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,600
I'm just trying to get a little culture.
797
00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,880
Susan, you painted these?
798
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:30,440
Y-yes.
799
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,520
Bravo. They are... amazing.
800
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,920
I-I mean, this one, for example,
801
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,000
I me, I'm-I'm getting
shivers just looking at it.
802
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,560
And... is it me...
803
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,160
or do those women look familiar?
804
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,440
And the short one kind
of looks like you, Gaby.
805
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,440
And, uh, there's you, Susan,
806
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,840
and your friend Lynette,
807
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,080
and pretty one with the red hair...
808
00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:00,360
well... who else but Bree?
809
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,160
It's a work of art.
810
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,120
I'm sure it's open to interpretation.
811
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,120
No, I'm pretty certain it's you.
812
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,360
What I can't figure out is...
813
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,360
who's that?
814
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,320
Susan, you painted it.
815
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,440
You can't tell me who that
dead body might represent?
816
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:21,480
Bree?
817
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,560
Any theories?
818
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,640
Maybe a certain...
missing person from Oklahoma?
819
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,720
Okay, what the hell is he talking about?
820
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,480
I am this close to putting this together,
821
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,320
but you know what?
822
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,120
I think I'm gonna take my time,
823
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,000
because I want to enjoy
watching the ice princess melt.
824
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,720
Bree?
825
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:54,440
What is he talking about?
826
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,840
Alejandro... somebody reported him missing,
827
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,200
and Chuck thinks we're connected.
828
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,600
Oh, god.
829
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,440
Is that why he was at
your house the other day?
830
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,200
- Yes.
- But I asked you about that.
831
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,040
Why didn't you tell me?
832
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,080
'Cause you're going through
such a hard time with Carlos.
833
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,760
I didn't wanna burden you.
834
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,320
God, Bree. More secrets?
835
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,520
What did you think you were doing?
836
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,920
I was protecting you.
837
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,440
I've been protecting all of you.
838
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,320
Ever since that night,
839
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,720
I am the one trying to
keep this thing together!
840
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,040
Yeah, well, great job.
841
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,240
There's the woman of the hour.
842
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:37,880
How do you feel?
843
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,160
I never wanted people
to see these paintings.
844
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,320
I feel...
845
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,480
miserable.
846
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,240
Then congratulations.
847
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,240
You're finally an artist.
848
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,200
Yes, there comes a time when
we must expose our weaknesses...
849
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,840
when our secrets can no
longer remain private...
850
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:18,120
when our solitude can
no longer be denied...
851
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,920
when our pain can no longer be ignored...
852
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,120
but sometimes we feel so alone...
853
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,480
that a weakness
we thought we'd overcome...
854
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,920
suddenly becomes too strong to fight.
855
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,440
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