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Previously on...

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Porter Scavo, you are under arrest.

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What?! Porter had nothing to do with that fire.

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Apparently there is a witness that says otherwise.

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A witness? What are they talking about?

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Porter was accused but not convicted.

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Katherine's love affair...

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- I got the flowers.  - Became serious.

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Mommy needs to lose a few pounds.

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- You wanna help mommy be beautiful again?  - No.

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As did Gaby's resolve.

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Here's my cookbook.

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And Bree's success came at a price.

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You can be a little tough sometimes.

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- It's only to be expected.  - I don't think I do that.

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I know you don't.

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People don't talk about money

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In the suburbs...

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Mostly because they don't need to.

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The ones who have it

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let you know with their brand-new clothes...

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Their expensive appliances...

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Those are good.

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And their manicured lawns.

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The ones who don'thave it

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let you know with barbecues that need replacing...

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Walls that need painting...

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And classic cars...

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that need to be sold.

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- Hey you go, Walter. She's all yours.  - This is so awesome!

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Where's Tom? I wanna thank him

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- For making this the greatest day of my life.  - He's inside,

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But between sobs, he wished you happy driving.

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Where is that man going with Tom's car?

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Oh, that man is Walter Brotski, and he just bought it.

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Tom loves that car. Why would you sell it?

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Sadly, we can no longer afford Tom's midlife crisis.

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Okay, here's the deal. We're...

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Sort of broke.

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Oh.

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Lynette.

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Between Porter's legal fees

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and that ghost town that we call a restaurant...

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- I thought Scavo's was doing well.  - When times get tough,

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People do without things like pizza and sports cars.

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- I am so sorry. I had no idea.  - It's okay.

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- Just keep it under your hat. It's a little embarrassing.  - You should not be embarrassed.

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- This is a horrible economy. We're all in the same boat.  - Mm.

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Hello, ladies. What do you think?

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You bought a new car?

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My book just made the "Times" best seller list.

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Now they're talking 3-book deal, so I got the urge to splurge.

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Oh!

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And look what just blew on my windshield at the stop sign!

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Ah!

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Life is good.

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Yes, people don't talk about money in the suburbs

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Because when they do,

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Other people get angry.

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Whenever someone on Wisteria Lane

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buys a new car,

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a simple ritual is performed.

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So how do you like my new car?

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- It's gorgeous!  - I am so jealous.

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I wish I had one.

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But on this day,

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One of the owner's friends

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refused to participate in the ritual.

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And even more surprisingly,

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The owner of the car in question

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didn't seem to notice.

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Look, there's even a refrigerator.

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The Lexus dealer said there's just enough room

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for a split of champagne and two chilled glasses.

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- Ooh.  - Ahh.

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Mmm!

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And the best thing is, it's a hybrid

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So you can barely hear it. Let me show you.

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Actually, I have to go to work.

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But congratulations, Bree. It's a beauty.

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Was it just me, or was that a little abrupt?

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Eh, don't take it personally.

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I think she's got other things on her mind.

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Oh, dear. Is something wrong?

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Well...

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Apparently, she and Tom are having financial problems.

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They just had to sell Tom's car.

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And you know, I saw her at the recycling center.

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She was turning her cans in for money.

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Ohh. Yikes.

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That's, like, a half a step away

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From selling your eggs on the internet.

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And here I am, rubbing my fabulous new car in her face.

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I feel awful.

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Oh, don't. How could you have known?

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Thank god I didn't show her how the car parks itself.

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But you're gonna show us, right?

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Well, it is pretty amazing!

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Well, it's nice to see you again, Mrs. Mayer.

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Thank you for agreeing to see us, Mr. Hobson.

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Running a school like Oakridge

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Mustn't leave you with much...

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Free time.

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Happy to oblige.

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So I heard through the grapevine

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That there might be an opening for another student?

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I assume you're referring to the Henderson boy's expulsion?

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Yeah. He bit his teacher, huh?

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They had that problem

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With their older boy, Toby.

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It's a family of biters.

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Well, the whole situation was incredibly unfortunate.

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But...

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Mm.

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We can't tolerate that kind of behavior.

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Well, you wouldn't have to worry about that with M.J.

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He's so well-behaved.

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Look, I know how much you want your son at Oakridge.

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You've called us every week for the past five months.

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I've been too pushy. Oh, please don't take it out on M.J.

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He is such a bright kid. Say something in Spanish.

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I'm bored.

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Be bored in Spanish.

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Mrs. Mayer, you can relax.

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We would love to have M.J. Join us here.

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Seriously?

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Yes.

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As a matter of fact, his name was first on our waiting list.

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Fantastic!

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Oh!

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Here's a schedule for you.

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Here are some insurance forms you need to fill out.

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And here's the tuition.

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As you can see, it's gone up a tad.

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Oh.

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Yeah. That's quite a tad.

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But we're starting in the middle of the year,

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So we'd only pay half, right?

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Yes. We've already prorated it. That is half.

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Fantastic.

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Hey, I just thought of a way

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For us to celebrate our anniversary next week.

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What do you think about dinner at the Palm?

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The Palm?

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As in,

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"they don't even show the prices on the menu" the Palm?

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Honey, we're still paying off credit card debt.

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Not anymore. The deal closed. I got the bonus.

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Oh, my god!

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That's great!

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Oh, why didn't you tell me this

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When you were begging for sex this morning?

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You would've closed that deal, too. Oh!

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Oh. We're rich again! Hallelujah!

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Well, we are not"lighting cigars with $5 bills" rich,

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But we are headed in the right direction.

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Oh! Honey, we're gonna be us again...

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The old Carlos and Gaby.

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You know what?

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I'm gonna wear my dress from the night you proposed.

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You still fit in that?

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We're rich again! Hallelujah!

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Have you not noticed me working my butt off?

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I'm almost back to the weight I was when we got married!

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All I meant was...

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You don't have to wear an old dress.

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I will buy you a new one.

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No, no. This'll be way more romantic.

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I'm one good colonic away from being the old me!

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I'll call the restaurant.

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They can write that on the cake.

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Sorry. I know how much you loved that car.

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This is all I have to remember her by.

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I called her "Foxy." You wanna know why?

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No.

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Tom.

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I just heard. You sold the car?

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Yeah.

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Well, we needed the money. The restaurant is dying.

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Apparently, people don't wanna buy their pizza

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- From parents of an alleged arsonist.  - Yeah, but Porter didn't do it.

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Well, maybe people still think that he's guilty,

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or maybe it's the economy.

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Or maybe it's both. I don't know.

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All I know is, I am driving a "dad car"

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while some other guy is out rolling with Foxy.

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Oh, buddy. I'm so sorry.

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I wish there was something I could do.

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We should get going.

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But if we can help in any way, um, let us know.

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- Okay?  - Thanks.

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Okay, what just happened back there?

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Nothing.

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Oh, yeah. Like that's gonna work.

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Why can't you ever remember who you're dealing with?

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Bob? Bob? Bob? Bob... I can keep this up all day.

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- Bob? B...  - Fine.

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The day the case against Porter was dismissed,

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I was going over the discovery materials that the DA sent me.

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Okay? So?

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The witness who put Porter in the storage room at the club,

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the only one linking him directly to the arson...

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Tom's helpful buddy there... Dave Williams.

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- What?  - Yeah.

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Porter wasn't even in the building.

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What the hell is Dave doing?

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- I don't know, but we have to tell Tom and Lynette.  - No, that'll just get ugly.

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I'm okay with that.

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Lee, the charges have been dropped.

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It's no longer our business.

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Besides, there's something about that Dave guy

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that scares me.

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Oh!

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Oh, I don't get it!

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I'm only a few pounds away from my runway weight.

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- You want me to let it out?  - That would be cheating.

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I'm gonna try to go pee again.

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It's okay. You've had two children.

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The weight redistributes. Give in to it! I did.

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Jean, you didn't just give in to it.

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You slapped a piece of cheese on it.

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Yeah, I said it. Now just fix the hem.

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And this time, try not to leave the edges frayed.

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Ooh! Ooh!

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Hey, Edie! Wait up!

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Now don't forget, the clasp is broken.

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Oh, I'll replace it.

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It may not match exactly.

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But, um, your hair will cover it.

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Jean, Carlos is taking me to the Palm, not out for hoagies.

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Make it perfect.

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Huh. I see Jean is back.

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- Ah, yeah.  - Times are good.

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Not for her.

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Hey, Mrs. Mccluskey said something

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about you losing 5 pounds in one day.

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How'd you do that?

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I got drunk on Bourbon and threw up all over her lawn.

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No, not that story. Something about a boot camp.

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Oh, yeah. Just started.

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Very military, very intense.

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That's perfect. I'm trying to fit in an old dress.

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- I need intense.  - Forget it. You can't get in without a recommendation,

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- and I'm not recommending you.  - Why not?

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Because you'd embarrass me. This is real exercise.

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It's not the lotus position followed by a Mocha latte.

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Oh, you're just afraid I'm gonna look better than you!

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6:00 AM, the park. Prepare to die.

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Jeez. This is the tuition?

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We're gonna blow his college fund on first grade.

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I know, I know. We may have to give up a few luxuries.

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Yeah, like food and heat.

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Okay, you know the problems they're having at his school.

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And now with all the budget cutbacks...

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I mean, this place is fabulous.

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Yeah, I'm not saying it's not. I'd kill to send him there.

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- But I just can't swing it.  - Well, we've gotta do something.

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My editor just quit,

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and my books are not exactly flying off the shelves.

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- Could you pick up some extra shifts?  - Oh, yeah, I will...

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as soon as they create a 30-hour day.

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- I'm working around the clock.  - What about that big job you just did for the last three months?

263
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What did you do with that money?

264
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Susan, we're not married anymore.

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And what I do with my money is none of your business.

266
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Yeah, well, if we were still married, you'd...

267
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Probably would've waited until I finished my sentence.

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What's this?

269
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A check.

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I understand you and Tom are going through some rough times.

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No. Oh!

272
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Thank you, but I can't accept this.

273
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However, I would like to know how much I'm not accepting.

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$20,000?!

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- How many cookbooks are you selling, woman?  - We just went to a second printing,

276
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And now they're talking a 3-book deal.

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So seriously, I am not gonna miss that money.

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Wow!

279
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That must be nice.

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But... I can't accept it.

281
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Why not? What's the point of success

282
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If you can't share it with the people you love?

283
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- Because the people that you love may not be able to pay you back,

284
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And then you stop loving them.  - Then it's not a loan, it's a gift.

285
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Don't you have a birthday coming up?

286
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And so do you.

287
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And I'm gonna feel real crappy

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When you unwrap your lavender bath beads.

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Come on, Lynette.

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You can't tell me this money won't take the pressure off.

291
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It would.

292
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But I can't. I wouldn't want it to affect our friendship.

293
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Okay.

294
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,730
Although...

295
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How would you like to own

296
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- A piece of an Italian restaurant?  - What?

297
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It wouldn't be a loan or a gift.

298
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It would be... An investment

299
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That would buy you, say... 15% of Scavo's.

300
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,860
Oh! Well, that's an intriguing offer.

301
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,930
If we do well, you get a cut of the profits.

302
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If we go belly-up, we liquidate, and you get the first $20,000.

303
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:39,900
And then, of course, my family moves in with you.

304
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:42,830
So... Do we have a deal?

305
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,660
We most certainly do...

306
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Partner.

307
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,760
Some people think it's strange

308
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I have a contract for my exercise class.

309
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But I want people to understand

310
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- The commitment I expect from them. I found in the past...  - Here you go.

311
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- All signed.   - You didn't even read it.

312
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,660
Oh, no need. I'm up for anything.

313
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Although I did just get a manicure,

314
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So nothing that might chip a nail.

315
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Mrs. Solis...

316
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Let me tell you what I learn in the Israeli army.

317
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A group without commitment is a group that will fail.

318
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The women in my morning class are committed.

319
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I am starting to think

320
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That you are not tough enough.

321
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Not tough enough?

322
00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,730
Let me tell you something, Mr. Iraqi army guy.

323
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- Israeli.  - Whatever.

324
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I used to be a model, and you don't know what war is

325
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,530
Until you've been in a dressing room

326
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With a bunch of size zeroes reaching for the last rice cake.

327
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,960
- I am plenty tough.  - I'm not so sure.

328
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,900
Hey, I know some of those women in your exercise class.

329
00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:47,100
- The most exercise they ever get is cutting a piece of cake.  - That's a lap!

330
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,800
- Excuse me?  - In the contract.

331
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:51,200
There are certain words I do not tolerate...

332
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"cake," "tired,"

333
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"can't," "doughnut."

334
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If I hear them, you owe me a lap.

335
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,000
It's an exercise class. Why would anyone say "doughnut"?

336
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,800
That's another lap!

337
00:16:05,830 --> 00:16:08,730
You know, maybe I should give this a little gander.

338
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,700
Come on, ladies!

339
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,730
When I was in the special forces,

340
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,700
We would do sit-ups in 115-degree weather.

341
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,130
I still have sand in my ass.

342
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,860
You people are weak! Let's go! Let's go!

343
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,360
Gaby, knock it off.

344
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,760
You're gonna get us all in trouble.

345
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,430
It's hard.

346
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:38,300
Of course it is. That's why it's called boot camp.

347
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,130
Just hang in there, Gaby. We all went through it.

348
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,800
Shut up, Mona. I'm puking air.

349
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,330
He's coming. Get crunching.

350
00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,800
Hey! Did I hear talking?

351
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,360
Sorry, sir! She got a little nauseous.

352
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,460
I don't give a rat's ass what your problem is.

353
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You retch on your own time.

354
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:03,260
Okay. We need to talk.

355
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,230
Gaby, no.

356
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,300
What the hell are you doing? Get your butt back down!

357
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,960
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.  - Time-out. Time-out?

358
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,100
Look, I appreciate this whole military commando act,

359
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:17,330
- But I'm new at this, and frankly, this is a bit much.  - A bit much?

360
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,230
Yeah. Are we gonna get a break soon?

361
00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:23,160
Oh. Oh, we want a break.

362
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:27,000
Like, maybe some coffee, some pastry?

363
00:17:27,030 --> 00:17:29,600
Oh, that sounds so yummy.

364
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:33,400
- You got any?  - No, I don't got any! Now get down or I'm gonna put you down!

365
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:37,460
- I said time-out!  - There is no time-out! You signed a contract! Now get down!

366
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:40,360
- Don't take that tone with me. I am paying.  - Do it! Do it!

367
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,530
- Aah!  - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

368
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,560
Who brought her here?

369
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ÊÇÎÒ!

370
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±§Ç¸ ³¤¹Ù!

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373
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- àÞ ÉÏµÛ ¿´ÄÄ ÍÛ!  - ºÙ ÔõôÁË?

374
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Å♪ Susan ÄãµÃÀ´¿´¿´

375
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376
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°ô¼«ÁË Susan Äã¿´

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- ßÀ ¾¿¾¹¿´Ê²ô?  - ÕäÖéÏîÁ´

378
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àÞ ËýÕæÐÒÔË

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MikeÕæÊǸöºÃÄÐÈË

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ʲô? MikeÂòµÄ? Mike¸øËýÂòÕäÖéÏîÁ´?

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ËûÊǸöºÃÄÐÈË

385
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àÞ ♪ÔÁË ÄãûÁôסËû ÊÇ°É?

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ÎÒ¿ÉÄÜÒª×Ô¼ºÉè¼Æ¿¾Å̵ÄÑùʽÁË ÄãÄÜÏëÏñÂð?

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392
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Tom ºÍÎҷdz£¸Ð¼¤ÄãµÄÍ♪×Ê

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Mike ÊÇÄãÂð?

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Susan?

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àË

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ι!

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Susan Mayer!

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¿´ÔÚÉϵ۵ķÝÉÏ »¹ÎÒÏîÁ´!

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444
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- You wouldn't dare.  - I have been naked on this street.

445
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- It would be nice to take the heat off that story.  - Have you lost your mind?

446
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:48,400
Mike said he can't afford to pay for M.J.'s private school.

447
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Now I know why.

448
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He wants to see his girlfriend wearing pearls

449
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When she flashes him.

450
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What? He wouldn't pay for M.J.'s school?

451
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No. So I was going to take these

452
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And sell them to try to pay for it,

453
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And, yes, now that I'm saying it out loud,

454
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:07,360
- I hear how stupid that sounds.  - I can't believe Mike would do that.

455
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Well, he did.

456
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Hey, Mrs. Mayfair.

457
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It's nice to see you.

458
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Perhaps we should discuss this later.

459
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This can't be good.

460
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So is this a "welcome home, we missed you" kind of thing

461
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,730
Or...

462
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Oh.

463
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Damn right, "oh." what happened to "I'm broke

464
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,800
- And can't afford to send M.J. To private school"?  - Don't get me wrong, Mike.

465
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It was a wonderfully generous present.

466
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But you can't go around blowing your kid's money

467
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On jewelry for your girlfriend.

468
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What did these cost you? $4,000, $5,000?

469
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$129.

470
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What?

471
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They're fake, okay?

472
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And I knew how badly you wanted pearls,

473
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And I couldn't afford real ones.

474
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And the salesman swore you'd never know the difference,

475
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And she didn't.

476
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,760
Well...

477
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At least you won't feel bad if you ever lose them.

478
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I just wanted to get you a really nice gift,

479
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And I don't know.

480
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I... I guess I was embarrassed when I couldn't.

481
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Mike, don't ever feel

482
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Like you have to spend money to impress me.

483
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Okay?

484
00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,460
Trust me.

485
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,230
I'm already very impressed.

486
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,260
Ugh. Okay, okay. Point made.

487
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:02,830
Move along.

488
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:06,360
I'll go fix us some dinner.

489
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,530
How dare you.

490
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,000
I didn't know they were fake.

491
00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:14,060
I mean how dare you think

492
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:16,760
That I would put jewelry for my girlfriend

493
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,860
Ahead of my son's education.

494
00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,860
Okay, maybe I jumped to conclusions,

495
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:23,360
But this school is important for M.J.

496
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,400
I feel really bad that we're falling short.

497
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:28,560
Susan, I've been at work since 6:00 this morning,

498
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,530
And after I inhale a 5-minute dinner,

499
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,400
I'm going back out till midnight.

500
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:35,400
I am busting my ass to give our son the best,

501
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:39,830
So if we're falling short, it's not because of me.

502
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,430
What?

503
00:25:55,460 --> 00:25:58,430
Where are you? You're late for training.

504
00:25:58,460 --> 00:26:00,860
Oh, yeah, I quit that.

505
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:03,930
There is no quitting. It's in the contract.

506
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,460
Yeah, well, maybe you should take it up with my lawyer.

507
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,960
Here he is.

508
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,560
We are not leaving!

509
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,400
Oh.

510
00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:22,530
Come on, ladies! Keep going!

511
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,700
Keep it moving!

512
00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:28,200
What the hell do you think you're doing?

513
00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:30,200
When you don't come to boot camp,

514
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:33,030
Boot camp comes to you. Fall in!

515
00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:37,730
- Are you out of mind? I have two sleeping children.  - Oh, I know. I've seen the cellulite.

516
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,830
- Fall in!  - Do it, Gaby. There is no quitting.

517
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,800
Oh, don't get all holier than thou, Mona.

518
00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:47,030
- I saw you pull into the doughnut shack yesterday.  - Doughnut... that's a lap!

519
00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:49,700
Oh, really? Well, try this on for size.

520
00:26:49,730 --> 00:26:52,800
I'm going back to bed, because I'm tired.

521
00:26:52,830 --> 00:26:55,700
And when I wake up, maybe I'll have some cake,

522
00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:58,560
And you can't stop me.

523
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,160
Gaby!

524
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,800
Where are you going?

525
00:27:08,830 --> 00:27:10,860
If you don't get out there,

526
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,960
He is gonna take it out on the rest of us.

527
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,960
Well, frankly, some of them need it.

528
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,630
I just came for a little remodel,

529
00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,460
And there are some real teardowns out there.

530
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,530
Wow. You are one spoiled, selfish, little brat.

531
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,560
Oh, for god sakes, Edie, it's a stupid exercise class.

532
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,100
I tried it. It sucked. I don't want to do it anymore.

533
00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:31,060
- Lighten up.  - Well, that stupid little exercise class is filled

534
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,000
With women who bust their asses three times a week

535
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:36,360
While raising kids and holding down full-time jobs.

536
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,030
Well, they're crazy. He yells, and they jump.

537
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:42,030
He tells them to run all the way over here, and they do it.

538
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:45,630
He didn't make us come here. We agreed to.

539
00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,530
What the hell for?

540
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,160
Because you told us

541
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,100
That it was important to you to get into that dress.

542
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:56,300
So we came here to support you.

543
00:27:58,530 --> 00:28:01,300
You wanted the old Gaby back?

544
00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:03,560
Well, congratulations. You got her...

545
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,100
A self-centered, obnoxious jerk.

546
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:11,600
Personally, I liked poor, paunchy Gaby better.

547
00:28:11,630 --> 00:28:14,360
At least she had some humility.

548
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:40,060
Okay, time to stretch.

549
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,560
Not you!

550
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,330
You are 25 minutes late. Give me 50.

551
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:04,330
Oh, my god. You're her!

552
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,030
Well, technically, I'm she, but yes.

553
00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:10,030
Your turkey tetrazzini saved my marriage.

554
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:12,400
Would you sign this for me?

555
00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:14,360
Certainly.

556
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,130
I am so excited to be tasting your food tonight.

557
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,730
My food? What are you talking about?

558
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,300
Oh, well, it says here the chefs of Scavo's

559
00:29:22,330 --> 00:29:25,700
- Are going to be making recipes from your book.  - They are?

560
00:29:25,730 --> 00:29:28,760
I can't wait to try that four cheese pizza.

561
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,700
Well, you might have to.

562
00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:32,500
Excuse me.

563
00:29:32,530 --> 00:29:34,560
Lynette.

564
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,360
I understand you and your fellow chefs

565
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,030
Will be serving my four cheese pizza tonight.

566
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:42,730
Yep. Just adding the parmesan.

567
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,060
But that's commercial parmesan.

568
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:47,260
So?

569
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,560
So that's like the dust they sweep off the floor

570
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:51,400
Of a place that makes real cheese.

571
00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:54,930
Oh, no. It's fine. We use it all the time.

572
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,560
Oh, perhaps you do, but my recipe specifies fresh grated.

573
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,460
Bree, no one will notice.

574
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,600
Parmesan is the fourth cheese in a four cheese pizza.

575
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:05,060
It's the ringo of these cheeses.

576
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:08,400
Hey, Mr. Scavo said the grease trap is overflowing again.

577
00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:11,360
Oh, for pete's sake. I'll be right back.

578
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,600
Uh, take your time.

579
00:30:14,630 --> 00:30:17,560
I'm sorry. We haven't been introduced.

580
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,760
I'm Bree Hodge, part owner.

581
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,130
- Hi. I'm Cindy.  - We'll chat later.

582
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,100
Roll out some dough and show me where the basil is.

583
00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:27,430
We'll be serving three cheese pizza tonight.

584
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,960
But what about the pizzas that we just made?

585
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,830
Tom, I can't tell you how happy I am for you.

586
00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:48,260
- This place is packed. It's packed!  - Yep. You know what? Bree really came through for us.

587
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,260
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Even if she hadn't,

588
00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:52,560
You would have landed on your feet.

589
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,560
- I had total faith in you.  - And you have had three scotch and sodas.

590
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,600
Dude, this money goes right in your pocket.

591
00:30:57,630 --> 00:31:00,160
Mm! I'm just supporting you.

592
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,830
Hey, I gotta go check on that grease trap.

593
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:05,900
Yeah, I gotta get back to Edie. She wanted me home by 10:00.

594
00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:07,560
But, dude, congratulations.

595
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,860
I'm proud of you.

596
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,530
- See ya.  - You bet.

597
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,730
Hey, Tom?

598
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,060
Yeah?

599
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:16,560
Nothing. Never mind. You're busy. You know, wait.

600
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,630
I...

601
00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:21,000
I just want you to know that...

602
00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:23,860
- That guy's not your friend.  - Who? Dave?

603
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,330
Is there someplace we can talk?

604
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,100
Yeah.

605
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:38,730
Son of a...

606
00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:45,260
If this doesn't stop your mother-in-law

607
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:48,560
From criticizing your cooking, I will give you a full refund.

608
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,530
Hey, can I borrow you a sec?

609
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,860
- Now? People are waiting.  - You'll still be a celebrity in five minutes. Come on.

610
00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:56,130
Excuse me.

611
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,600
You want to explain this?

612
00:32:05,630 --> 00:32:08,400
Oh, dear. I was hoping to spare your feelings,

613
00:32:08,430 --> 00:32:11,630
But since you know, I wasn't comfortable having my recipe

614
00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,100
Made with substandard ingredients.

615
00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:16,300
We use that parmesan all the time.

616
00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:19,600
You can't go changing things without asking me.

617
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:21,460
Hey, you made me partner.

618
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,630
I can change 15%, and I chose the parmesan.

619
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:26,460
And I don't know if you've heard,

620
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,530
but people are raving about my pizza.

621
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,960
Well, they probably would have loved my pizza, too,

622
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,560
but we'll never know,

623
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,560
because my partner threw it in the garbage. What a waste.

624
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,760
Fine. I'll reimburse you, if that'll make things right.

625
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,530
Oh, sure. It's only money, right?

626
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,300
What's that supposed to mean?

627
00:32:44,330 --> 00:32:46,530
We all know how well you're doing, Bree.

628
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,430
You have made that very clear.

629
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:50,960
But you shouldn't be lording it over everybody

630
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,930
just 'cause you've caught a couple of breaks.

631
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,430
Caught a couple of breaks?

632
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:58,160
I've worked my ass off to get where I am.

633
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,200
I've worked my ass off, too. I just wasn't as lucky as you.

634
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:04,400
Well, I've always believed that we create our own luck.

635
00:33:04,430 --> 00:33:06,600
Meaning that I've created my own failure?

636
00:33:06,630 --> 00:33:11,060
Well, not completely, but let's face it. You do cut corners.

637
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,960
I mean, one of the things I can teach you

638
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,100
- is the importance of the attention to detail.  - Wow. Talk about luck.

639
00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:19,100
When I offered to throw you this little thank-you party,

640
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:22,060
I never imagined that it would turn into an opportunity

641
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,460
for me to learn from the great Bree Hodge.

642
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,730
Well, I'm not the one who needed $20,000

643
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,600
to keep my business afloat.

644
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:33,260
- No, you're the one who's never gonna let me forget it.  - Where are you going?

645
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:36,460
Home. Tell me how the party I threw for you turns out.

646
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,330
Lynette, I... I... I don't understand why you're so upset.

647
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,800
I know you don't,

648
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:43,730
but five years ago, you would've.

649
00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:48,400
My car!

650
00:33:50,330 --> 00:33:53,160
You know that was an accident, right?

651
00:33:54,930 --> 00:33:57,900
I did the best I could on the clasp, Mrs. Solis.

652
00:33:57,930 --> 00:34:01,330
I don't think you'll be able to tell the difference.

653
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:02,830
Okay, be honest.

654
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:05,260
Here I come.

655
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,360
So what do you think?

656
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,460
You are stunning.

657
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,530
Radiant.

658
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,400
Really?

659
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,600
Really.

660
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,300
You're back, Mrs. Solis,

661
00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:30,000
exactly like you were before.

662
00:34:30,030 --> 00:34:32,560
Oh, I think I've changed a little bit.

663
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:35,130
Not that I can see.

664
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:42,500
If there's nothing else, I'll be going.

665
00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:43,900
Jean, wait.

666
00:34:43,930 --> 00:34:45,900
What is it? Is there a problem?

667
00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:48,600
No, no. It's perfect.

668
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:50,500
I just want to tell you

669
00:34:50,530 --> 00:34:53,130
how helpful you've been to me over the years,

670
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,530
and I'm really grateful.

671
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,900
Thank you.

672
00:35:07,530 --> 00:35:10,300
Hey, buddy. How was the rest of the...

673
00:35:10,330 --> 00:35:11,730
Oh!

674
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,630
I know what you did.

675
00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:16,700
- What?!  - Don't give me that!

676
00:35:16,730 --> 00:35:21,430
- I know that you told the cops that Porter set that fire.  - I didn't say he set the fire.

677
00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:24,200
I only said I saw him in the back hallway.

678
00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:26,360
You couldn't have! He wasn't there!

679
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,500
Tom, the cops were really grilling me.

680
00:35:29,530 --> 00:35:31,000
They wouldn't let up.

681
00:35:31,030 --> 00:35:34,160
I had to tell them what I thought I saw.

682
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,060
Porter could have gone to jail.

683
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,030
You almost destroyed my family, destroyed our business.

684
00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:43,060
I'll make it up to you. I swear.

685
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,900
I never meant to hurt you or Lynette.

686
00:35:45,930 --> 00:35:48,830
Oh, Lynette doesn't know about this. I didn't tell her.

687
00:35:48,860 --> 00:35:51,330
If I had, you'd be dead.

688
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:53,460
I am so sorry.

689
00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:56,100
I never should have said anything to the cops.

690
00:35:56,130 --> 00:35:59,460
It was dark. I'd been drinking. You've gotta believe me.

691
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,530
Stop.

692
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,800
Just stop.

693
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,100
Are you done?

694
00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:10,860
Yeah.

695
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:15,530
This is crazy.

696
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,600
I mean, there's gotta be some way we can work this out.

697
00:36:18,630 --> 00:36:21,100
We're friends.

698
00:36:21,130 --> 00:36:23,930
That's what I thought, too.

699
00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:27,460
But I don't know who you are.

700
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:36,400
Tom.

701
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:39,260
Tom.

702
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,500
Can I ask you something?

703
00:36:51,530 --> 00:36:54,360
Go ahead. Shoot.

704
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,460
I've been thinking a lot

705
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:59,000
About your first wife.

706
00:36:59,030 --> 00:37:00,430
Edie.

707
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:04,030
I know. Just one question, and then I'll shut it.

708
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:07,000
I don't like talking about her.

709
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:09,930
It has been weeks since I found out she even existed,

710
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,960
And I've never mentioned her once.

711
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:17,360
Come on. Look at this as my reward.

712
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,830
Okay.

713
00:37:20,860 --> 00:37:22,360
One question.

714
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:27,600
Being married to her... Mm-hmm.

715
00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:30,530
Or being married to me... Mm.

716
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,430
What's the biggest difference?

717
00:37:33,460 --> 00:37:36,530
Honestly?

718
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,430
Our marriage is more real.

719
00:37:39,460 --> 00:37:41,360
Really?

720
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,130
Mm.

721
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,060
In what way?

722
00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:51,530
Well,with her, it was like...

723
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,130
A fairy tale.

724
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,430
I thought it would last forever.

725
00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,600
It didn't.

726
00:37:58,630 --> 00:38:00,900
What you and I have is more real

727
00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:03,800
Because I know it's not forever.

728
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:06,530
When I hold you,

729
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,460
When I kiss you,

730
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,260
I try to remind myself to appreciate the moment,

731
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,500
Because tomorrow may never come.

732
00:38:13,530 --> 00:38:16,330
Love...

733
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:21,530
Is just temporary.

734
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,300
The way the fairy tale ends...

735
00:38:24,330 --> 00:38:26,060
Is death.

736
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,360
My first instinct

737
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,600
Was to ask you if she was prettier than me.

738
00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:41,460
When will I learn to go with my gut?

739
00:38:49,730 --> 00:38:52,560
I'm sorry. You can't afford the tuition?

740
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,730
No.

741
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,000
But I read in your brochure

742
00:38:56,030 --> 00:38:58,560
That faculty members get a 50% discount,

743
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,860
So for your Art Department,

744
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:03,430
How would you like to hire

745
00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:07,030
An award-winning children's book illustrator

746
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Who is great with kids and has a face you can't say no to?

747
00:39:11,230 --> 00:39:12,600
Unfortunately,

748
00:39:12,630 --> 00:39:14,460
Our Art Department is fully staffed.

749
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,500
Can't say no.

750
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Miss Mayer,

751
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I appreciate your enthusiasm

752
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:25,000
And the face,

753
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:27,600
But I'm afraid it just won't work out.

754
00:39:27,630 --> 00:39:29,300
I wish you the best of luck.

755
00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:32,100
Yes.

756
00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:35,430
Right.

757
00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:41,200
No, wrong.

758
00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:44,330
Miss Mayer, please, I'm so busy.

759
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,700
Look, I know I said that M.J. was a star student,

760
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But the truth is,

761
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He's one of those kids that needs extra attention.

762
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,200
The classes at his school are way too big,

763
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:58,400
And I see him getting lost in the shuffle.

764
00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:01,360
And if he gets lost now...

765
00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:05,730
My ex-husband is doing everything that he can,

766
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,500
And I need to know that I am, too.

767
00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:12,560
I will serve lunches.

768
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,260
I will be a janitor.

769
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,500
Anything.

770
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,330
But I am not walking out on my son's future.

771
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,930
Well, one of our art teachers does need an assistant,

772
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,330
But you're completely overqualified.

773
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,500
I'll take it.

774
00:40:38,630 --> 00:40:40,530
Congratulations on your new job.

775
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,800
Congratulations.

776
00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:45,460
On getting me out of your office.

777
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,260
What's that?

778
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,530
A check for the damage to your car.

779
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,460
I can't afford to go through my insurance company.

780
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,860
Oh, Lynette, don't be silly. It's just the bumper.

781
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:02,330
You don't need to do that.

782
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,860
Yes, I do.

783
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,400
And the minute we're back on our feet,

784
00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:08,560
I am gonna pay back your investment...

785
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,430
Every penny,

786
00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:13,030
With interest.

787
00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:16,560
Lynette, stop. Wait. Please. Don't be this way.

788
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,460
I don't want money to get in the way of our friendship.

789
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,130
Yeah...

790
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,530
I think it's a little late for that.

791
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:41,060
There's a lot you can do with money in the suburbs.

792
00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:44,260
You can pay for a night on the town.

793
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,300
You can provide a private school education.

794
00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,160
You can purchase a token of affection.

795
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,000
But the one thing you must never do with money

796
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,860
Is use it as a weapon,

797
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:13,030
Because someone...

798
00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:16,460
Always gets hurt.