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Previously on...
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a call was made.
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Sweetie, where are you?
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I don't wanna tell you.
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And if porter doesn't show up for
court, we're gonna lose our restaurant!
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A guy threatens to kill your son,
and that's what you're worried about?
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And as one love affair
blossomed, another...
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you were married before?
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She's dead.
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I want you out of my house.
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Withered on the vine.
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Mike delfino has to pay
for taking you away from me.
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I want him to lose what I lost.
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it had been a long
journey for david williams,
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and though it began years ago,
he remembered every step of it...
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walking outside his front door to find
a policeman with news of a car crash...
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running into the hospital only to be
told his wife and daughter had died...
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no! No! Let go of me!
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being dragged into a psychiatric
facility after his mental breakdown...
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no!
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Strolling into a hotel
weeks after being released
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and bumping into a beautiful blonde...
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marcng down the aisle with a
woman who, as it turned out,
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once lived on the same street with
the man who had killed his family.
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But his bride was now unhappy,
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and dave williams was worried that his
dream of revenge had been destroyed.
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Luckily for dave, fate was about
to take some steps of its own.
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Hey, dave! What's going on?
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Edie and I had a fight.
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I take it you're giving
her time to calm down?
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No, I think I'm looking for a place to
stay while she's looking for a lawyer.
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Oh, man, I...
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wanna say something helpful,
but all I got is "that sucks."
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That it does.
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So where are you headed?
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Oh, it's such a nice night, I thought
I'd walk to at motel on the interstate.
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Might as well enjoy the stars
while my life falls apart.
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it's getting late, and so, uh...
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hey, why don't you stay with me?
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Really? I, uh...
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I wouldn't want to impose.
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Dave, you saved my life.
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I owe ya.
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Well, now that you
mention it, I guess you do.
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come on in.
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And just like that, dave's
dream of revenge was salvaged...
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lead the way, roomie.
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And he started to feel his
long journey would soon be over.
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Desperate
Housewives Season04 Episode12
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At 9:02 the next morning...
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edie williams began calling her friends to let
them know something humiliating had happened to her.
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By 9:06, her friends
had begun to arrive,
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just so they could
hear the juicy details.
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So he was married before.
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You don't kick a man out for that.
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no. but you do for never mentioning it.
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And especially when I
laid out mentire past.
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Emphasis on the word "laid."
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Exactly. Gaby gets it.
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Well, maybe they were only together a short
time, and she didn't mean anything to him.
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I doubt it, since he walks
around muttering to her ghost.
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You know what would lift your spirits?
We should all do a spa weekend.
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Yeah! Let's do that.
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Oh, I appreciate the offer, but I think
I'm better off gettinlost in my work.
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Well, maybe I can help you.
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Think you can rent my house out?
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What?
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Jackson got a teaching job at
the college in riverton, and...
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I'm going with him.
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Uh, wait, you're moving?
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I know it's sudden, but I
feel really good about this.
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And it's only two hours away, so it'll
still be like we're practically next door.
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I am so happy for you,
but we're gonna miss you.
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Oh, don't worry about
us. Jackson is so great.
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You are making the right choice.
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Absolutely. Come here, you!
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I can't believe you're leaving.
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When you're done here,
you wanna come do my lawn?
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Well, I figure since mike's letting me
crash here, it's the least I could do.
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Well, that's very nice... and brave.
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- Mike takes a lot of pride in his yard.
- Yeah.
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Look at his roses.
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Every time I walk by here,
I just want to steal one.
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- Here, let me cut you one.
- Oh, no. Couldn'T.
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He wouldn't like that.
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Hey, you. What's up?
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Not much. Got a call from dylan.
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Hehusband's traveling more for his business, and
she doesn't have anybody to help her with the baby.
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She's trying to pushe
to move out to baltimore.
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So, uh, what'd you say?
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Oh, just that I'd think about it.
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What do you think I should do?
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Well, she really needs your help.
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I guess you should help her.
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Well, I don't know that
she need it. Honestly?
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I think she's just lonely.
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of course... it would
be nice to be closer.
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But is that a good enough reason
to uproot my whole life here?
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What do you think?
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I'm not sure. It's up to you.
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I know. I just... thought
you might have an opinion.
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oh, shoot. I'm, uh, expecting
a call from a supplier.
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I'll, uh, I'll talk to you later.
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on second thought, I'm sure
he won't even notice it's gone.
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Of will require an updated irrigation
system, which I'm happy to take care of.
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Bree, you bought us a house. We
can't let you do all this, too.
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Nonsense! It's a small price to pay
to make your home more beautiful.
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- I insist.
-yes!
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It's gonna be here tomorrow.
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Orson, take it easy!
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impossible.
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Soon, I, the grillmaster, will
christen a brand-new barbecue.
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You're pretty excited about a grill.
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Oh, it's so much more
than that, young man.
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This is the prairiefire turbo.
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It's 122,000 btus of charbroiling power.
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Look out, cattle!
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You think you're excited? Just imagine
the salesman who overcharged you.
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Well, bree, I got a very good deal.
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He only thinks he got a good deal because the
salesman threw in one of those "kiss the cook" hats.
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And the temperature-sensing
rbecue fork.
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- Well, that sounds good.
- Yeah.
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Don't encourage him!
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Orson is a horrible negotiator.
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He's never met a sticker
price he didn't like.
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- Oh, no, bree,
that's-- - it's true.
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There's a reason the local car dealers send
you a fruit basket every christmas. W hush.
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bree, could you please not do that?
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Do... do what?
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It's just...
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when you talk to your husband that
way, it really pushes a button for me.
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My mom used to do that, and it, uh...
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drove my dad away.
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I think he was tired
of being emasculated.
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Did I mention it has a
rear-mounted rotisserie rack?
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what exactly are you saying, alex?
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I'm saying, if you're gonna be rude to your
husband, could you just not do it in front of me?
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So rotisserie, huh?
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Yeah. Good for chicken,
rolled roasts, legs of lamb.
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This thing is so advanced, I
could obably use it to make soup.
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I'm sorry. Daddy has to work.
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Carlos, what is going on?
You're gonna miss your plane.
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They're upset. They're
not used to me being away.
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Oh, for god sakes, girls. It's
not like he's going off to war.
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He's gonna be back tomorrow.
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Why can't daddy work here?
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Because daddy has a new job
that's gonna make us lots of money.
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We don't need lots of money.
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Hey, what did I say about
that kind of language?
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Look, gis...
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Daddy's gonna be home
tomorrow in time for dinner.
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You can call me whenever youant. Okay?
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And the best part is you get to
spend a whole day with just mommy!
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heoh, llo, mr. Fishmanan.
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I'm coming in. Watch the wheels.
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Boy, you just had to
put a rug here, huh?
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Uh, is everything okay?
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It's about your damn son.
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- Porter?
- How the hell do I know?
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He's got red hair and he's got a face you just
wanna slap, and he's driving my sister crazy!
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What are you talking about?
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The retirement home.
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Your kid has been staying
in your mom's room.
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What?
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Muriel thought he was just visiting,
but he's been there for a week.
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Now the rules clearly state...
no visiting after dark.
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Tom, I know where porter is.
He's hiding at my mother'S.
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Oh, hiding, my ass. He's not
hiding. He's living there.
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He even stole my sister's orange juice.
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I'll take re of it. Thank you.
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Call bob. Tell him we can
make the hearing tomorrow.
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Nobodyan sleep there because he's
got that tv blaring all night long.
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Look, tom, I can't
talk now. Just call bob.
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I'm going over there now. Okay. Bye.
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parker, I'm gonna be back in an hour.
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Mr. Fishman, thank you so much.
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well, don't just stand there.
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Make me a sandwich!
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Uh, one more thing. Could you see
about having the basement cleared out?
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Yeah, e last time we went down there,
it was filled with mildewed boxes.
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Oh, I'll take care of that.
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There's nothing worse than
having old junk around.
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Edie!
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Case in point.
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edie?
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edie! Do you not hear me?
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Yeah, I heard you.
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Why do you think I kept walking?
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Looks like the mailman switched
our mail again. Do you have mine?
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Yep. T's in my garbag come by
and grab it at your convenience.
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What is wrong with you?
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I asked everyone over this morning because I had
this huge thing to share about kicking my husband out,
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and you prance in with your, "me and
jackson are moving to a fairy castle."
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I'm sorry.
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I thought we gave your latest breakup
the three seconds of shock it deserved.
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Get the hell out of here.
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Gladly.
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- what have you done?
- nothing. It's locked.
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do you have a key?
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In my purse.
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Which I left in the kitchen.
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Does anyone know you're here?
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No.
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- Help!Get me out of here!
- Somebody help me!
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juanita, it's time for your bath.
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I'm watching my movie.
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You've seen it a hundred times.
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She loses her shoe, the prince
finds it--end of story. Let's go.
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I'll go when I'm ready.
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- hey, it's not finished!
- It is for you. Now move!
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Juanita solis, I am not kidding.
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Okay. That does it. Juanita.
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If you think I'm not gonna drag you
to the throom, you are sadly mistaken!
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You're never gonna make it.
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Oh, yes, I will.
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My rage is fueling me in
ways you can't imagine.
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what's wrong?
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My rage just needs to catch its breath.
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okay. Okay.
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I am willing to forget this entire incident
if you just go jump in that bathtub right now.
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What do you say?
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I am gonna scrub that smug
look right off your face.
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Oh, my back!
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where is he?
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I'm sorry. Have we met?
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wait...
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you're the girl who stuck
me here three years ago.
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You come by every christmas
and look at yo watch
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while I unwrap the socks you
bought me on the drive over.
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Do you know what's going on with
porter? The fire? The arrest?
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Yes. I read the newspapers.
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Everybody's ying for
that poor kid's blood.
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No, no. We have this great lawyer.
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He thinks he can get
the case thrown out.
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Oh, really? I didn't realize that.
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porter! Come out from under the bed!
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Mommy is here to take care of you!
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Just like she took care of me.
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Okay. I know you're mad.
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I know we have a lot
to hash out between us.
243
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:50,100
But don't take your hate
for me out on your grandson.
244
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,790
Now where is he?
245
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,410
He's safe.
246
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:59,620
I heard muriel fishman
rat me out to her brother,
247
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:03,070
so I-I made sure that
porter cleared out.
248
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:07,790
Mom... this is wrong. Please.
249
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:11,800
Sucks to feel powerless,
doesn't it, lynette?
250
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:18,080
Please, help!
251
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,860
Please!
252
00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:28,600
I'm getng a really unpleasant picture
of what u're like in the ol' sackarooni.
253
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,350
Face it, mer. We're stuck.
254
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,220
Gotta get out.
255
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,130
I'm supposed to be
meeting the moving company.
256
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:41,390
what?
257
00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:45,180
Keep talking about how you're going
to move away and be with jackson.
258
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,550
I ar stupidi makes time go faster.
259
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,490
So now me wanting to be with
the man I love is stupid?
260
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:56,830
And needy and pathetic
and... kinda hilarious.
261
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,180
But there's one thing it's not, mayer.
262
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:01,520
That's "unexpected."
263
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,260
What are you getting at?
264
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:06,490
Have you ever in your
life been without a man?
265
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:09,250
- Of course I have.
- When?
266
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,790
I don't know. I'm not sure.
267
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,200
What are you doing?
268
00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:21,060
- making a calendar.
- Edie...
269
00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:26,030
oh, come on. We've got nothing but time,
and I assume you don't wanna make out, so...
270
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,530
first boyfriend?
271
00:16:35,650 --> 00:16:38,430
Todd shaffer. I was 14.
272
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:43,690
And why did you and hot toddy break up?
273
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,450
He dumped me during math class.
274
00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:50,170
And how long did it take you
to start dating somebody else?
275
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,340
This is a stupid
exercise.I refuse to--
276
00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:56,280
- when was it?
- Lunch. It was lunch.
277
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,500
You know, I'm feeling
a bit randy tonight.
278
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,710
What do you say we make a little love?
279
00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:09,550
Well, we've got 15 minutes
till the news is on. Why not?
280
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:17,110
I still can't get over the
way alex behaved this morning.
281
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,970
"Emasculating." I' never
heard such nonsense.
282
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:24,970
Don't you think so?
283
00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:28,890
Well, I thought the matter in which
alex made his point was inappropriate.
284
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:30,440
But?
285
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,610
Well, I wouldn't say it was nonsense.
286
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,070
You can be a little tough sometimes.
287
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,750
"Tough"? That's not a word I
would use to describe myself.
288
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,230
Nobody blames you, bree. You run a
business. You have to be formidable.
289
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,580
Sometimes, if that frame of mind
carries over into your personal life,
290
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:48,940
it's only to be expected.
291
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,250
I don't think I do that.
292
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,470
I know you don'T.
293
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,830
It's not worth getting upset about.
294
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:59,820
Andrew and I are used to it, and I'm sure
in time, alex will get used to it, too.
295
00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:03,620
Now... on to more pleasant things.
296
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:07,880
Even though it's my turn, I
don't mind if you're on top.
297
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,790
I think we forgot one.
298
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:23,080
Didn't you date somebody after
you stole karl away from me?
299
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,300
Ron. Dr. Ron.
300
00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,830
- Are we done?
- Yep.
301
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,710
Here it is--the history
of your love life.
302
00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:32,400
Proof that you can't
be happy without a man.
303
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:33,860
This is not proof of anything.
304
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,470
Seven boyfriends through high
school and college-- only...
305
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:41,380
41 days single.
306
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,540
What does that tell you?
307
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,960
My grades sucked?
308
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,590
It's a cry for help, mayer.
309
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:51,250
and it doesn't get much better into
the many decades of your adulthood.
310
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:57,980
Hey, I was single for several
months after karl and after mike.
311
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:02,330
But that wasn't of your
choosing. They dumped you.
312
00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:08,060
I know. It's hard to look in the mirror.
313
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,480
Have you ever looked
in your mirror, edie?
314
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:13,290
You're famous for the number
of men you've conquered.
315
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,390
- Thank you.
- It's not a compliment, you tramp!
316
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:21,760
Okay, i am not gonna take relationship
tips from a woman who has hooked up with...
317
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,980
what is it? Over a thousand men?
318
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,890
Okay, that's tE.I enjoyed the '80s
319
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:29,860
but the difference is, I go
after men because I want them.
320
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,140
You go after them because you need them.
321
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,760
That is not much of a distinction.
322
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,000
Yes, it is.
323
00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:39,760
You have holes in your heart that can
only be filled by a pair of trousers.
324
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,940
Face it, mayer. You're weak.
325
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:54,100
porter wasn't there, and she
won't tell me where he is.
326
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,970
did you tell her that
he could end up in jail?
327
00:19:57,010 --> 00:19:58,170
Of course I did.
328
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:01,710
Lynette, you're really upset.
Just hang up and come home.
329
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,920
She's so angry at me.
330
00:20:03,950 --> 00:20:07,040
She's never gonna tell us where he is.
331
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:12,740
lynette? Lynette?
332
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,200
uh, we need to find lynette scavo.
333
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,500
Let me check.
334
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,800
This is all my fault.
335
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,140
She was so worked up
when she left my room.
336
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,020
I'm not finding a lynette scavo.
337
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,510
Oh, my god. Does that mean she's dead?
338
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,590
No. No.
339
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,600
It means she outsmarted her mom.
340
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:38,160
Oh, my god, porter,
we missed you so much.
341
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:41,590
I-I don't understand. I
thought you were in an accident.
342
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,990
No, sweetie. I was driving home last
night, talking with your dad on the phone,
343
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,150
and two cars in front
of me had an accident.
344
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,560
And I thought, damn, that could be me.
345
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:53,630
And then I thought, that could be me.
346
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:55,370
You scared the hell out of me.
347
00:20:55,410 --> 00:20:58,250
We are sorry, but we had to get you
back. You've gotta be in court by 5:00.
348
00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,720
I don't want to go to jail.
349
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,970
Porter, listen to me.
Bob talked to the judge.
350
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:05,110
He thinks he can get
them to drop the charges.
351
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,350
I don't know if I should believe you.
352
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,560
You're gonna have to.
353
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:18,640
- Okay.
- great. Come on. Let's go.
354
00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:22,860
That was a rotten
thing you did, lynette.
355
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,630
I thought you were dead.
356
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,100
Yeah, well, what can I tell
ya? I learned from the best.
357
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,980
celia! Juanita!
358
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,000
I am not gonna ask you again
to pick up these clothes!
359
00:21:44,020 --> 00:21:46,140
You've got till the count of three!
360
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:51,870
One... two... three!
361
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:55,510
You can hear me, right?
362
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,610
yeah!
363
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,150
All right, that's it!
I'm calling your father!
364
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,790
You are gonna get it now!
365
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:07,820
He is gonna tear into you!
It is gonna be a bloodbath!
366
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:12,920
hey, babe. What's up?
367
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:16,190
- It's your children. They've run amok.
- What?
368
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,690
Now that you've gone back to
work, they won't listen to me.
369
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:21,860
They know you're not in the next room,
ready to drop the hammer. Help me!
370
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:24,600
How? I'm in a meeting.
371
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:28,080
O-okay. I'm gonna put you on speer,
and I want you to rip 'em a new one.
372
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,510
I'm with clients. I
don't have time for this.
373
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,710
- But-- -
I gotta go!
374
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,410
Carlos? Carlos!
375
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:40,610
I think he hung up, mommy.
Can you bring us a lemonade?
376
00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:45,370
hi, mike.
377
00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:47,460
- Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Where's katherine?
378
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:49,870
Ah, headache. She ses her regrets.
379
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,540
you mind if I grab a beer?
380
00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:54,190
Uh, yeah. In the test kitchen.
381
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:58,180
Uh, beer sounds good. I think
I'll grab one, too. Excuse me.
382
00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:05,320
So... katherine not feeling well, huh?
383
00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:10,480
Yeah. Yeah, I think she also
might be a little miffed with me.
384
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:14,570
this about baltimore?
385
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:18,910
it's not that I want her
to go, 'cause I don'T.
386
00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:22,450
They why don't you tell her?
387
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:26,950
I don't wanna be the guy that comes between her
and her daughter, not to mention a grandchild.
388
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:33,850
I thought this was
because... I don't know.
389
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,950
Maybe you're still
hung up on your ex-wife.
390
00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:41,550
Susan? No. No, that's over.
391
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,690
You sure?
392
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:50,490
And most guys I talk to, they say
they only really fall in love once.
393
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:56,060
And even if it doesn't work, they spend the rest of
their lives thinking about the one that they lost.
394
00:23:57,250 --> 00:23:59,970
I always wondered if that's
how you felt about susan.
395
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,940
Why would you wonder
about something like that?
396
00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:07,220
Oh, I don't know. You're
my friend. I care about you.
397
00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:10,250
well, no.
398
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:14,480
In fact, dave, I think I might
be falling in love with katherine.
399
00:24:16,930 --> 00:24:20,080
Did you just use the "l" word?
400
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,090
See, I-I didn't realize
it was that serious.
401
00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:29,450
Ll, to be honest, it didn't really
hit me until she said she might leave.
402
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,540
Where are our guests?
The food's gonna get cold.
403
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,630
Oh, I'll go find them.
404
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,270
And bring some steak sauce.
405
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:48,130
Oh, you're not gonna need
any sauce with these babies.
406
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,400
They are seasoned to perfection.
407
00:24:50,420 --> 00:24:52,400
bring it.
408
00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:55,330
Well, there's no sense
in waiting. Dig in.
409
00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:02,850
Oh, dear. Are they overcooked?
410
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:06,090
No, they're well-done.
That's the way I like them.
411
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,990
Bree, what do you think?
412
00:25:08,030 --> 00:25:10,110
Oh, I really couldn't say.
413
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,480
You couldn't say if
your meat is overcooked?
414
00:25:12,510 --> 00:25:16,160
No. I wouldn't want to upset anyone.
415
00:25:18,090 --> 00:25:20,530
Well, don't rrY. You won't upset me.
416
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:26,040
I don't think she was referring to you.
417
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,870
Well, it's just that grilling
is suca manly pastime.
418
00:25:30,890 --> 00:25:34,360
If I suggested that orson somehow
failed to produce the perfect steak,
419
00:25:34,390 --> 00:25:37,200
you might see it as another
example emasculation.
420
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,720
I see. You're not gonna
let that go, are you?
421
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:44,600
Well, for all I know, telling orson his steak
tastes like charcoal might be deballing him.
422
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,960
You know, bree, you can make
your point and still be nice.
423
00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:51,260
You know what else would be nice, alex?
424
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,670
Showing gratitude when people
have been generous with you.
425
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,220
Don't listen to her,
alex. She's not mad at you.
426
00:25:57,230 --> 00:26:00,860
She's mad at me... and the meat.
427
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:04,450
Gratitude? What do you mean by that?
428
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,060
I mean I bought you a house.
429
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,410
You'd think you'd show
me a little respect.
430
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,300
seriously? You're bringing up the house?
431
00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:13,600
Well, why not? It was a fairly
grand gesture on my part.
432
00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:16,640
Yes, and one that apparently
comes with strings.
433
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:21,820
If by "strings," you mean I won't let you
be rude to me in my own house, then yes.
434
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:27,830
You know wha I think I'm going to
have to decline your grand gesture.
435
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,550
Keep the hse.
436
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,520
What's wrong?
437
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:42,430
Orson burnt the steaks.
438
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:51,460
Susan, how can you tell
if pickles have botulism?
439
00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:54,930
Ah, what the hell? I shoot
this stuff into my forehead.
440
00:26:56,900 --> 00:27:00,680
Forget it. I'd rather
starv for a day or two.
441
00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:05,280
By then, you'll be dead, and I can use
your remains as a source of protein.
442
00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,050
Oh, come on. That was funny.
443
00:27:11,530 --> 00:27:16,460
You know... maybe i do feel
incomplete without a man.
444
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:21,810
But I... wouldn't trade places with
you for anything. You wanna know why?
445
00:27:21,820 --> 00:27:25,020
No, but I'm trapped,
so knock yourself out.
446
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,070
It's the way you are with
men-- they're like tissues.
447
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:32,850
You use one and then toss it awa
and then you're on to the next one.
448
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,730
At least I'm looking for something al.
449
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:41,560
so you think this happy ending
crap that you believe in is real?
450
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:45,740
Please. I know what men are really like.
451
00:27:46,390 --> 00:27:48,050
Really?
452
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:53,140
Well, when I was 16, my dad had an affair
with this woman who had a 10-year-old daughter.
453
00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:58,200
And one day, he told my mom and
me that he was leaving us for them.
454
00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:00,350
Oh, my god.
455
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,440
No talking.
456
00:28:02,450 --> 00:28:05,970
A week later, he comes to
the house to get his stuff,
457
00:28:05,980 --> 00:28:09,970
and my mom didn't want to see
him, so we went to the movies.
458
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:14,480
Now I had this, uh,
horse figurine collection.
459
00:28:14,490 --> 00:28:18,470
Plastic, glass, ceramic--
hundreds of them.
460
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:23,740
Anyway, we come back from the movies,
and my dad had taken all his stuff.
461
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:29,440
So... I go into my bedroom,
and something seems different.
462
00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:34,430
And then I realize all
of mhorses were gone.
463
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:41,270
My mom called my dad and
screamed and all he said was,
464
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:47,860
I was too old for th and that his girlfriend's
daughter would appreciate them more.
465
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,140
can you believe that? What a fungus.
466
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:02,620
oh, god. Are you crying?
467
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,910
it's just... now I get it.
468
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,940
Get what?
469
00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:13,040
All these years, I
have judged you, and...
470
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:16,620
it is not your fault. Oh, come here.
471
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:21,060
you are the way you are
because of your father.
472
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,090
Edie, what the hell?
473
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,370
Don't psychoanalyze me, you simp!
474
00:29:28,390 --> 00:29:31,160
I was just trying to tell
you how selfish men are.
475
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:37,480
And I was just trying to be nice and give
you a free pass for being such a big slut!
476
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:44,020
Edie!
477
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,130
Okay, girls. Pick up your toys and
put 'em in the basket before dinner.
478
00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:51,790
Dinner's not for two hours.
479
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,490
I've had enough of your
crap. Now pick up these toys!
480
00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,030
No!
481
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:03,360
Okay, juanita. What is going on
here? Why are you being so difficult?
482
00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,100
When daddy asks you to do
something, you just do it.
483
00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:09,130
That's because I love daddy mo.
484
00:30:14,830 --> 00:30:17,020
Fine.
485
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:34,850
everything okay, mrs. Solis?
486
00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:37,620
Yeah. just my kids.
487
00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:40,500
They really know how push my buttons.
488
00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:44,150
Oh, yeah. I got a couple
monsters at home, too.
489
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,240
The key is, you gotta
be the bigger monster.
490
00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:51,010
Well, unfortunately,
they're not afraid of me.
491
00:30:51,030 --> 00:30:55,730
Ooh, that's bad. Fear is the
foundation of all good parenting.
492
00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:57,800
You gotta practice your big voice.
493
00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:00,060
finish that broccoli now!
494
00:31:00,070 --> 00:31:01,710
you see how that works?
495
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:04,140
Yeah. It's very effective.
496
00:31:04,150 --> 00:31:06,250
well...
497
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:10,220
hey, you got an extra 15 minutes?
498
00:31:10,230 --> 00:31:13,910
do it! Faster! Faster! Faster!
499
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,960
I wanna see this place sparkle!
500
00:31:16,970 --> 00:31:18,820
Mommy...
501
00:31:18,830 --> 00:31:20,020
it's out of my hands, girls.
502
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,270
Word got out that you were
disobeying, and they sent reggie over.
503
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,360
Who sent reggie over?
504
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:28,790
Well, I know how much
you love him, but...
505
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,400
it was your daddy.
506
00:31:31,730 --> 00:31:34,560
Enough chatter. Ke moving!
507
00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:40,770
when they're done, you
want me to make them vacuum?
508
00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:43,320
- If you wouldn't mind.
- Nah.
509
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,050
Gues
510
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:51,580
- aw, come on, edie. I said I was sorry.
- Guess
511
00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:53,650
July?
512
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,130
Wrong. March!
513
00:31:56,140 --> 00:31:58,900
Man, you're bad at this.
514
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,070
Guess.
515
00:32:02,530 --> 00:32:04,170
oh, hey, mrs. Williams. I
didn't know you were down here.
516
00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:07,980
Oh, thank god! We've been
locked in here all night.
517
00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:11,550
Really? Good thing I came by
to check the rat traps then.
518
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,920
I'm glad I forgot about those until now.
519
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:16,780
uh, mayer?
520
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:22,830
I, uh, would appreciate it if you
wouldn't talk about what we talked about.
521
00:32:24,030 --> 00:32:25,850
I wasn't planning to.
522
00:32:25,870 --> 00:32:28,620
Good, because I'll deny it if you do.
523
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:30,340
I won'T.
524
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,840
And... I'll kill you.
525
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:35,370
Good-bye, edie.
526
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,770
oh, I'll bring your mail
over when I get home.
527
00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:41,990
Thks.
528
00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:46,610
Hey, mom.
529
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,750
I just came by to tell you that the judge
threw out porter's case for lack of evidence.
530
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,220
Isn't that great?
531
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:58,150
Mom...
532
00:32:58,170 --> 00:33:01,390
I did not put you in here to punish you.
533
00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:04,840
I didn't have a choice.
534
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:07,260
- You had a choice.
- No, I didn'T.
535
00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:11,040
From the moment glen died,
u were out of control.
536
00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:13,920
It's true you lost all
that money in vegas.
537
00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:15,480
You started drinking again.
538
00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,410
D how many times did I go to your condo,
539
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:21,580
only to finyou asleep on the sofa
with a cigarette in your mouth?
540
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,460
No, I won't apologize
for bringing you here.
541
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,880
I did it because I love you.
542
00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:29,390
Then why don't you come visit me?
543
00:33:29,410 --> 00:33:32,080
It's not a very pleasant experience.
544
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:33,770
So I yell a little.
545
00:33:33,790 --> 00:33:37,790
So I toss a few curse
words your way. Big deal!
546
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,110
Last time I came, you
threw pudding at me.
547
00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:43,240
I'm an angry old woman,
lynette! What do you expect?
548
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:45,510
Here's a thought--
stop being angry.
549
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,050
How?
550
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:52,260
I can't make a friend in this place without having
them drop dead of a stroke five minutes later.
551
00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:56,810
I-I feel like hell. Every time I
look in the mirror, I wanna scream.
552
00:33:57,180 --> 00:34:00,850
My anger is all I've got left, baby.
553
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:05,890
If I let go of that,
it's over. I know it.
554
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:08,470
The ball game will be over.
555
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:14,450
The ball game is going to end
whether you like it or not.
556
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:20,390
I would like to be here with you
for whatever time you have left.
557
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,900
But for that to happen,
things have to change.
558
00:34:31,910 --> 00:34:34,690
Would you come visit me more often?
559
00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:38,950
At least twice a week, and
sometimes I'd bring the kids.
560
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:50,210
I'd like that. You know,
they turned out really good.
561
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,790
How'd you learn how
to be such a good mom?
562
00:34:57,670 --> 00:35:00,360
I have no idea.
563
00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:08,150
Well, now that you're here, why don't
you stay, and we can talk a while?
564
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,460
I--and get my flask
out of the drawer.
565
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:16,710
Hey, I can't be nice, forgiving
and sober all at the same time.
566
00:35:24,130 --> 00:35:26,550
- Daddy!
- daddy!
567
00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:29,560
Missed you guys.
568
00:35:29,580 --> 00:35:32,730
You're really helping
mommy, huh? That's great.
569
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:36,170
The scary man told us we had to.
570
00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:42,010
We don't even know the guy.
He left a flier in our mailbox.
571
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:43,430
You left him do your parenting?
572
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,720
Hey, you're the one who
told me to get creative.
573
00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:47,660
This wasn't what I meant!
574
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,620
Easy for you to say.
575
00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:52,230
They told me they love you more than me.
576
00:35:53,490 --> 00:35:56,610
And when I was running things,
they said they loved you more.
577
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,340
Really?
578
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,440
So don't get your feelings hurt, and stop
asking strangers to discipline our kids.
579
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:08,330
Well, I wouldn't have
to if you would do it.
580
00:36:10,850 --> 00:36:14,670
so you want me to go twork all
day, go out on business trips,
581
00:36:14,690 --> 00:36:18,540
and what little time I have here with the
girls, you want me to spend screaming at them?
582
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:21,170
Just for the first 15 minutes
after you walk in the door.
583
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,640
Then it's carlos time.
584
00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:26,470
Forget it! This was the arrangement
you wanted. You made me take this job.
585
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,450
I just wanted us to have a normal life.
586
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,330
Well, guess what, sweetie?
Dad's unhappy at work.
587
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:36,180
Mom's home with the
screaming kids. You got one.
588
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,600
Oh, good. You're back.
589
00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:48,600
Can we talk?
590
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,470
If it's about work, yes.
591
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:54,010
If it's about what happened
at the barbecue, no.
592
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,570
Fine.Then as my employee,
593
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:59,090
I authorize a 5-minute break so we
can talk about my son's boyfriend
594
00:36:59,110 --> 00:37:02,240
and his absurd
overreaction this afternoon.
595
00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,560
Th's it. I'm out of here.
596
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:06,410
Andrew, please. You were there.
Alex started the whole thing.
597
00:37:06,420 --> 00:37:09,520
You need to tell him
to stop criticizing me.
598
00:37:09,540 --> 00:37:11,490
I'm--I'm not getting
in the middle of this.
599
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,910
If you have a problem
with alex, you tell him.
600
00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:16,300
I tried. He won't listen to me.
601
00:37:16,310 --> 00:37:18,940
Don't you mean obey?
602
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:23,580
He's not your son. He's not your
husband. He's not your employee.
603
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:26,760
Not everyone has to listen to you.
604
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:31,660
I'll--I'll do
this tomorrow.
605
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,900
I got the flowers.
606
00:38:00,650 --> 00:38:02,870
They were from you, right?
607
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,150
Oh, yeah.
608
00:38:22,030 --> 00:38:25,130
I just have a minute, and I don't want
to get into a whole thing with you.
609
00:38:25,150 --> 00:38:27,210
This won't take long.
610
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:31,030
I don't want to fight anymore.
Please, just take the house.
611
00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:37,760
I don't know how else to say this.
612
00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:40,710
What happened yesterday
is gonna happen again.
613
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:44,470
It's not gonna be the last time
we fight, 'cause that's who we are.
614
00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:50,000
Let's not make it worse by
living on top of each other.
615
00:38:51,990 --> 00:38:55,050
Alex...
616
00:38:55,610 --> 00:39:01,620
I'm gonna tell you something I haven't told
anybody-- not orson, not andrew, just you.
617
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:14,170
I know that I've changed since my business
took off, but I didn't want to admit it.
618
00:39:14,710 --> 00:39:19,890
I've watched myself become
selfish, impatient, rude.
619
00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:26,310
I was never thtype to suffer fools gladly,
but now I seem to find fools everywhere.
620
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,960
And I don't want to be that way.
621
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:34,480
I need someone who isn't
afraid to speak out,
622
00:39:34,490 --> 00:39:38,200
to call me out when I cross those lines,
623
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:41,890
and I would love it if
you would be that person.
624
00:39:45,070 --> 00:39:49,000
Did my mother-in-law just give
me permission to criticize her?
625
00:39:49,010 --> 00:39:51,440
Yes, I did.
626
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,260
I'm a lucky guy.
627
00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:06,780
Edie.
628
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,580
Listen, um...
629
00:40:09,590 --> 00:40:15,460
I'm not happy about you lying to me,
but I think what we have is real, A...
630
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,960
I'm not ready to throw it away.
631
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,250
Really?
632
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,950
And don't tell anyone, but
I'm at the point in my life
633
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:31,830
where I could use a happy ending.
634
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:36,000
I'll get my stuff.
635
00:40:49,770 --> 00:40:50,990
hello?
636
00:40:51,010 --> 00:40:53,110
Jackson, hi. Do you have a sec?
637
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:54,700
Sure. Is something wrong?
638
00:40:54,710 --> 00:40:57,540
Uh, no, nothing's wrong. Just...
639
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:01,930
we need to talk about this move.
640
00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:06,890
At 5:15 that afternoon,
641
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:10,750
edie williams began calling
her friends to inform them
642
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,930
that her husband had come home.
643
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:18,610
Sadly, she never got
through to any of them.
644
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,210
gabrielle never picked up.
645
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:26,690
She was too busy watching her children
being told they had to obey their mother...
646
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,940
and trying not to smile.
647
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,730
Lynette wasn't home when edie called.
648
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:40,930
she was with her mother, laughing and
sharing stories about the old days...
649
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,580
and enjoying every minute of it.
650
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:50,530
Bree was outside showing her
future son-in-law color samples
651
00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:53,350
for the home she had bought him...
652
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,270
and smiling politely
when they disagreed.
653
00:41:58,310 --> 00:42:01,900
And susan-- well,
she didn't answer
654
00:42:01,910 --> 00:42:06,300
because she was sittinin her
favorite chair with a cup of tea...
655
00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:10,910
learning to enjoy, for
the first time in her life,
656
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,040
what it was like to be alone.