1 00:00:00,682 --> 00:00:02,139 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,242 --> 00:00:03,428 I love you. 3 00:00:03,496 --> 00:00:06,007 You're having sex with your best friend's mother? 4 00:00:06,015 --> 00:00:08,887 An affair was revealed. You have to promise me 5 00:00:08,955 --> 00:00:11,531 that you won't say anything to her psycho husband. 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,576 A good time was brought to an end. 7 00:00:13,577 --> 00:00:13,939 Back off! 8 00:00:14,008 --> 00:00:15,622 Who do you think you're talking to? 9 00:00:15,623 --> 00:00:16,787 We're done here. Good-bye. 10 00:00:16,856 --> 00:00:18,558 And a man's past was uncovered. 11 00:00:18,559 --> 00:00:20,483 Look, we're just trying to get some info on this guy. 12 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:23,772 He just moved to Fairview, 13 00:00:23,841 --> 00:00:25,095 and he's really creeping people out. 14 00:00:25,096 --> 00:00:25,739 You're in Fairview? 15 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,908 Yeah, why? Does that mean something to ya? 16 00:00:34,386 --> 00:00:36,352 Once a year, 17 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,352 the owner of the White Horse bar 18 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:43,269 would host a competition known as the Battle of the Bands. 19 00:00:43,338 --> 00:00:45,066 Give it up for Cold Splash. 20 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:52,322 And young musicians would come... 21 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:54,628 with the drums... 22 00:00:54,697 --> 00:00:57,951 and guitars... 23 00:00:58,020 --> 00:01:02,121 and dreams of stardom. 24 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:04,156 This year, those young musicians 25 00:01:04,225 --> 00:01:08,090 were joined by a group of middle-aged men 26 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:11,107 who came with their stiff joints... 27 00:01:11,176 --> 00:01:14,328 and high cholesterol... 28 00:01:14,397 --> 00:01:17,210 and dreams of being young again, 29 00:01:17,279 --> 00:01:20,533 if only for one night. 30 00:01:20,602 --> 00:01:22,839 # wrinkles leave my skin # 31 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:26,535 God, look at those guys. They're so young. 32 00:01:26,604 --> 00:01:29,688 No wonder they went first. They probably have homework. 33 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,215 Would you guys relax? 34 00:01:31,284 --> 00:01:33,113 Rock 'n' Roll's not just for young people. 35 00:01:33,182 --> 00:01:34,979 Why are they so loud? 36 00:01:35,047 --> 00:01:36,436 Not helping, Carlos. 37 00:01:36,505 --> 00:01:37,962 They're really good, 38 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:41,692 And we're really old enough to be their fathers. 39 00:01:41,761 --> 00:01:44,167 Okay, we may look a little old up there, 40 00:01:44,236 --> 00:01:46,812 and we may hit a few clams, but who cares? 41 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:47,788 We're here to have fun. 42 00:01:47,789 --> 00:01:49,762 Yeah, tonight we're not the plumber and a masseur 43 00:01:49,831 --> 00:01:53,017 and a guy that makes pizzas. We're a Rock 'n' Roll band. 44 00:01:53,086 --> 00:01:54,849 Right, Dave? 45 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:57,493 Absolutely. Look, I've gotta check with the guy 46 00:01:57,562 --> 00:01:59,086 about the light cues. 47 00:02:01,223 --> 00:02:03,631 You're sure we're not gonna humiliate ourselves? 48 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:08,378 I promise you it'll be a night to remember. 49 00:02:08,447 --> 00:02:10,141 And it was... 50 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:18,142 # Mustang Sally # 51 00:02:21,195 --> 00:02:24,958 # guess you better slow your Mustang down # 52 00:02:25,027 --> 00:02:28,857 ...in ways they could never have known. 53 00:02:32,724 --> 00:02:35,130 # Mustang Sally now, baby # 54 00:02:35,199 --> 00:02:37,741 Oh, my god! Fire! 55 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,523 Uhh! 56 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,745 It's locked. 57 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:59,074 58 00:03:02,665 --> 00:03:04,122 Straight back. 59 00:03:06,056 --> 00:03:07,512 The next morning, 60 00:03:07,581 --> 00:03:11,344 news of the tragedy began to spread... 61 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:12,836 along with rumors 62 00:03:12,905 --> 00:03:17,176 that the blaze had been set intentional. 63 00:03:17,245 --> 00:03:18,702 It wasn't long 64 00:03:18,771 --> 00:03:22,126 before the police began using the word "arson"... 65 00:03:22,195 --> 00:03:27,958 and someone was taken into custody. 66 00:03:42,438 --> 00:03:45,286 Oh! Look at my little girl. 67 00:03:45,355 --> 00:03:48,371 Isn't she adorable? Oh, I missed her so much. 68 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,847 Oh, I can't wait to meet her. 69 00:03:49,848 --> 00:03:52,711 Oh, not yet. I wanna give her new boyfriend the once-over. 70 00:03:52,780 --> 00:03:55,220 Wow. He's as cute as she said-- 71 00:03:55,289 --> 00:03:57,356 nice smile, 72 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:59,391 and look at that hair. 73 00:03:59,460 --> 00:04:01,866 Don't you just wanna run your fingers through it? 74 00:04:01,935 --> 00:04:03,358 Fortunately for you, no. 75 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:04,850 You know, 76 00:04:04,919 --> 00:04:06,817 I'm very good at first impressions. 77 00:04:06,885 --> 00:04:09,292 I'm gonna like this guy. 78 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:15,125 Why is the cab driver handing Julie's boyfriend money? 79 00:04:17,973 --> 00:04:20,957 Why is Julie's boyfriend getting back in the cab? 80 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:27,332 And why is the middle-aged cab driver kissing Julie? 81 00:04:29,943 --> 00:04:31,875 I think what's going on is-- 82 00:04:31,943 --> 00:04:35,876 I know what's going on. Let me enjoy my denial. 83 00:04:35,945 --> 00:04:38,250 Ohh! 84 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:40,078 Honey, I'm home. 85 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:42,013 You wouldn't believe the traffic... 86 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,234 Hello, Gabrielle. 87 00:04:43,302 --> 00:04:45,201 Virginia came by to say hello. 88 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:47,066 Isn't that a nice surprise? 89 00:04:47,135 --> 00:04:49,982 I have news I wanted to share. 90 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:52,185 You don't seem happy to see me. 91 00:04:52,254 --> 00:04:54,627 Well, maybe that's because the last time we spoke, 92 00:04:54,696 --> 00:04:56,594 you called me a greedy bitch 93 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,204 and I called you a scary old hag. 94 00:04:59,273 --> 00:05:01,680 Weren't we a fine pair of hotheads? 95 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:03,646 But what family doesn't have its squabbles? 96 00:05:03,715 --> 00:05:06,698 Family?! Lady, you had Carlos fired. 97 00:05:06,767 --> 00:05:09,309 That was a terrible misunderstanding. 98 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:12,225 And she straightened it out, and I got my job back. 99 00:05:12,294 --> 00:05:14,429 Isn't that nice? - Delightful. 100 00:05:14,498 --> 00:05:16,905 Now leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding 101 00:05:16,973 --> 00:05:19,482 between my foot and your ass. 102 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:24,568 Gaby, could I see you in the kitchen... now? 103 00:05:24,636 --> 00:05:26,500 Save your breath, Carlos. 104 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:28,975 There is no way we're letting grandma screw-loose 105 00:05:29,044 --> 00:05:32,333 back into our lives. - She put us in her will. 106 00:05:32,401 --> 00:05:35,384 Oh, my god! That woman is crazy. 107 00:05:35,453 --> 00:05:37,724 Is she crazy or just desperately lonely? 108 00:05:37,793 --> 00:05:40,707 I don't care. - All she wants is some human contact-- 109 00:05:40,777 --> 00:05:43,183 to hang out with us on the occasional weekend, 110 00:05:43,252 --> 00:05:45,692 maybe a holiday or two. - Right, and in exchange, 111 00:05:45,761 --> 00:05:47,557 when she finally kicks the bucket, 112 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:50,575 we wind up with a lamp. I'm sorry, Carlos. 113 00:05:50,644 --> 00:05:54,203 We're the sole heirs of her entire fortune. 114 00:05:54,272 --> 00:05:58,577 And her blood pressure is 220/90. 115 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:03,832 Virginia! Why can't I stay mad at you? 116 00:06:06,953 --> 00:06:09,563 All right, then, we'll see you soon. 117 00:06:09,632 --> 00:06:12,784 The reporter's almost here. I am so nervous. 118 00:06:12,853 --> 00:06:15,768 Why? You've done lots of interviews. 119 00:06:15,837 --> 00:06:18,718 Those were all local. This is "The New York Dispatch." 120 00:06:18,787 --> 00:06:21,939 If this goes well, my cookbook could be on the front page 121 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:24,109 of their weekend style section. 122 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:28,009 Katherine, what did you do to your hair? 123 00:06:28,077 --> 00:06:30,993 I've never seen it look so thick and lustrous. 124 00:06:31,062 --> 00:06:33,976 I'm already planning to say nice things about you. 125 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,977 Good. I can check that off my list. 126 00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:38,317 When's the reporter coming? 127 00:06:38,386 --> 00:06:41,979 Any minute. Oh, my gosh, Andrew. Don't you look sharp today? 128 00:06:42,047 --> 00:06:44,583 Don't worry. I-I won't tell her I'm gay. 129 00:06:44,584 --> 00:06:45,573 Check and check. 130 00:06:45,642 --> 00:06:47,879 Mom, do you know anything about this reporter? 131 00:06:47,947 --> 00:06:49,879 Only that her name is Sandra Birch. 132 00:06:49,948 --> 00:06:52,291 We just spoke, and she seemed very nice. 133 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:52,863 She isn't. 134 00:06:52,932 --> 00:06:56,051 I went online and pulled a bunch of her articles, 135 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,627 and a lot of them are complete hatchet Jobs. 136 00:06:57,628 --> 00:06:58,966 "A deeper look suggests something darker, 137 00:06:59,035 --> 00:07:01,476 "something more ominous, a woman whose perky surface 138 00:07:01,544 --> 00:07:03,951 conceals a deep, almost demonic thirst for power." 139 00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:06,256 Ooh. I doubt Betty White saw that coming. 140 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,461 Mom, if this woman tanks you, 141 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:10,495 I could kill sales of the book. 142 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,021 You're gonna have to figure out a way to handle this. 143 00:07:13,022 --> 00:07:13,886 Knock, knock? 144 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:17,650 I'm looking for Bree. 145 00:07:19,889 --> 00:07:23,278 You must be Sandra. 146 00:07:23,347 --> 00:07:24,974 What a sharp outfit. 147 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:29,924 And look at that hair-- so thick and lustrous. 148 00:07:38,097 --> 00:07:41,588 Um... Mom, you got a minute? 149 00:07:41,657 --> 00:07:43,589 I do. Why do I have a sense 150 00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:46,268 you're gonna take it away from me? 151 00:07:46,337 --> 00:07:49,862 Porter got Anne Schilling pregnant. 152 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,541 Mom, are you okay? 153 00:07:56,035 --> 00:07:59,390 Oh, yeah, I'm great. That it? 154 00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:00,849 No. There's more. 155 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,154 They're planning to run away. 156 00:08:04,749 --> 00:08:09,732 Okay. Well, your minute's up. 157 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,445 Aren't you gonna go talk to him? 158 00:08:14,514 --> 00:08:17,226 No, I have to talk to someone else first. 159 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,652 Remember when you left that soda can 160 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:29,128 on the coffee table, and it left a ring, 161 00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:30,958 and i yelled at you? 162 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:34,111 I take it all back. 163 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:39,300 And we always sell out, 164 00:08:39,368 --> 00:08:40,961 so I want the band there by 6:00. 165 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:42,147 Any questions? 166 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,691 Sounds good. When are we on? 167 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,048 Second. You got the primo spot as a favor to my wife. 168 00:08:48,117 --> 00:08:51,371 Since she rented you the space, she feels like part of the band. 169 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,372 Well, rock on, Anne Schilling. 170 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:56,457 If she requests "free bird," we're doing it. 171 00:08:56,526 --> 00:09:00,254 Hey, uh, Tom, I saw Porter at my house the other day. 172 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:02,492 Oh. 173 00:09:02,561 --> 00:09:04,968 Yeah, he and Kirby were shooting hoops. 174 00:09:05,037 --> 00:09:08,121 I can't believe how big he's getting. - Yeah. 175 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:10,698 They grow up fast, huh? 176 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,886 Yeah. Little too fast. 177 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:14,970 Yeah. 178 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:26,329 Uh, hey, doc, I know I owe you a phone call. 179 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,805 I'm gonna cut to the chase, Dave. 180 00:09:28,874 --> 00:09:30,500 Are you in Fairview? 181 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:34,467 What? Where did that come from? 182 00:09:34,536 --> 00:09:37,248 Doesn't matter where it came from. 183 00:09:37,317 --> 00:09:39,452 Are you in Fairview? 184 00:09:39,521 --> 00:09:41,927 Look, I don't know what brought this on, 185 00:09:41,996 --> 00:09:43,927 but I'm really busy right now. 186 00:09:43,996 --> 00:09:45,928 I'll call you tomorrow. I promise. 187 00:09:45,997 --> 00:09:49,319 And we can talk about it then. Okay? Bye. 188 00:09:52,813 --> 00:09:53,964 Excuse me. 189 00:09:58,463 --> 00:10:00,530 So, there we were, huddled under this broken umbrella, 190 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:02,497 and... he just kissed me. 191 00:10:02,566 --> 00:10:04,023 It was so romantic. 192 00:10:04,091 --> 00:10:07,007 Aw. She's skipping the part where one of the spokes 193 00:10:07,076 --> 00:10:09,584 got me in the eye. 194 00:10:09,653 --> 00:10:12,126 Julie, I'm gonna take your suitcases upstairs now, okay? 195 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,772 Oh, I'll come with you. I need to check my e-mail. 196 00:10:14,841 --> 00:10:16,840 Mm. Be right back. 197 00:10:25,488 --> 00:10:27,046 So, Susan, I'm... 198 00:10:27,114 --> 00:10:28,911 I'm sensing that, uh, 199 00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:31,387 you're a little freaked out about my age. 200 00:10:31,455 --> 00:10:34,337 You know, when your 24-year-old daughter calls you 201 00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:37,320 and tells you she's bringing home a boy from college, 202 00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:39,829 you sort of expect it to be, well... 203 00:10:39,898 --> 00:10:41,321 a boy. 204 00:10:43,052 --> 00:10:45,899 Well, I just want you to know that we didn't start dating 205 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,934 until after the semester was over. 206 00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:50,849 I don't date students. That's--that's a rule with me. 207 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,223 And a damn good one. 208 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,630 Although strictly speaking, 209 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:58,173 I suppose my third wife was my teaching assistant, 210 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:01,780 but she was really more of my employee than my student. 211 00:11:01,781 --> 00:11:02,412 Your what? 212 00:11:02,481 --> 00:11:04,243 Student. 213 00:11:04,312 --> 00:11:05,938 Before that. - Employee. 214 00:11:06,007 --> 00:11:08,380 Before that. - Third wife. 215 00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:11,024 That's the one. 216 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:13,974 So you've been married three times? 217 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:16,992 Didn't Julie tell you that? - I don't believe so. 218 00:11:17,027 --> 00:11:20,417 Although I may have blacked out after she told me you were 40. 219 00:11:20,486 --> 00:11:23,231 So how does a man your age 220 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,402 get married and divorced three times? 221 00:11:25,471 --> 00:11:28,385 Well, my first wife and I were only married a few months, 222 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,291 so I-I almost don't like to count it. 223 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:31,742 Did someone throw rice at you? 224 00:11:31,811 --> 00:11:33,879 Yeah. - It counts. 225 00:11:33,947 --> 00:11:36,353 Is this upsetting you? I-I thought you'd understand. 226 00:11:36,422 --> 00:11:38,626 Julie said you'd been divorced yourself. 227 00:11:38,695 --> 00:11:40,117 Yeah. Only twice. 228 00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:43,271 Two. Small number. Much smaller than three. 229 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:46,221 And my first cheated on me, so that doesn't even count. 230 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,628 Did someone throw rice at you? - Shut up. 231 00:11:48,697 --> 00:11:50,629 Look, you and I both know 232 00:11:50,697 --> 00:11:53,138 That sometimes it just doesn't work out. 233 00:11:53,207 --> 00:11:55,579 Well... 234 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,004 That's true. 235 00:11:57,072 --> 00:12:00,700 And besides, it--it's different with Julie. I love her so much. 236 00:12:00,768 --> 00:12:02,700 It's very important that you know 237 00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:04,666 I take my commitments seriously. 238 00:12:04,735 --> 00:12:06,735 Why? 239 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,396 Oh, my god. 240 00:12:10,466 --> 00:12:12,093 Lloyd, come here. 241 00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:14,465 I can't find my cell phone charger. 242 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,755 Please, please, don't say anything. 243 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,924 I want it to be a surprise. Thanks... 244 00:12:19,994 --> 00:12:21,146 Mom. 245 00:12:26,335 --> 00:12:28,775 And this is my own little kitchen. 246 00:12:28,844 --> 00:12:31,250 I'm pretty sure my husband's here somewhere. 247 00:12:31,319 --> 00:12:33,251 Orson, dear, are you decent? 248 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,116 In here, love. 249 00:12:41,186 --> 00:12:43,254 Nice to meet you. 250 00:12:43,323 --> 00:12:46,374 I've had the most delightful time with your wife and stepson. 251 00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:48,848 Oh. 252 00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:51,120 Your home is stunning. 253 00:12:51,189 --> 00:12:54,613 You cannot run a business and do all this, too. 254 00:12:54,681 --> 00:12:56,647 Tell me you have a housekeeper. 255 00:12:56,716 --> 00:12:59,868 Why would I pay someone to do work that gives me such joy? 256 00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:02,107 Now who wants a little snack? 257 00:13:02,175 --> 00:13:03,462 Oh. 258 00:13:03,531 --> 00:13:06,175 Bree, the idea was 259 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,126 for me to spend a typical day with you. 260 00:13:09,194 --> 00:13:10,143 Mm. 261 00:13:10,211 --> 00:13:12,482 So this is legit? 262 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:15,737 You're really this Donna Reed housewife from the '50s? 263 00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:17,500 You say that like it's a bad thing. 264 00:13:17,569 --> 00:13:20,450 I think that decade had a lot to recommend it. 265 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:22,926 Mm, people had values then-- 266 00:13:22,995 --> 00:13:25,062 values this family strives to uphold. 267 00:13:25,131 --> 00:13:27,063 But not everyone 268 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:29,537 can keep a perfect house for a perfect family 269 00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:32,149 with perfect food and perfect flowers. 270 00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:34,149 Of course they can... 271 00:13:34,218 --> 00:13:36,828 if they read my book, that is. - Mm. 272 00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:39,879 Okay, truth be told... 273 00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:41,575 I'm far from perfect. 274 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:46,287 Only yesterday, I burned a whole tray of biscotti. 275 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:47,746 Wow. 276 00:13:47,815 --> 00:13:51,035 And to think, I was worried about finding a lead. 277 00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:54,866 Andrew, please. The machine can get it. 278 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,342 We never answer the phone while entertaining. 279 00:13:57,411 --> 00:13:59,308 So rude to one's guests. - Mm. 280 00:13:59,377 --> 00:14:02,293 Now, um, may I pour you some more tea? 281 00:14:02,361 --> 00:14:05,853 This is Mr. Jones for Orson Hodge. 282 00:14:05,922 --> 00:14:07,344 Due to vacation schedules, 283 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,820 I'll be filling in for your parole officer. 284 00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:11,821 Give me a call, please. 285 00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:15,754 So, Mr. Hodge... 286 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,365 You've been to prison. 287 00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:23,417 Now can I be gay? 288 00:14:23,486 --> 00:14:24,977 Huh. 289 00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,420 Kirby, is that you? 290 00:14:31,488 --> 00:14:34,098 I thought you went to the movies. 291 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,151 Are you really pregnant? 292 00:14:46,441 --> 00:14:48,135 Yes. 293 00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,900 A couple of months back, 294 00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:56,036 Warren and I... 295 00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:58,071 W-we fought. 296 00:15:00,411 --> 00:15:03,462 I was pretty banged up, and--and... 297 00:15:03,531 --> 00:15:06,242 Porter came by looking for Kirby, 298 00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:07,769 and--and... 299 00:15:09,566 --> 00:15:11,498 he was so... 300 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:14,956 kind and... and gentle. 301 00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:16,957 Don't. 302 00:15:17,026 --> 00:15:21,162 Don't try and justify this. This is sick. 303 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:24,044 You are sick. 304 00:15:28,724 --> 00:15:31,097 Your son... 305 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:34,080 loves me. 306 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,115 And--and I love him. 307 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,371 And--and--and you know what? 308 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,677 I'm glad I'm having Porter's baby. 309 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:50,865 Damn. 310 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:56,053 Not exactly what a husband wants to hear coming in the door. 311 00:15:57,817 --> 00:16:00,766 I suppose dinner's not ready, either. 312 00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:05,818 Warren, I'm sorry that-- 313 00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:07,378 Thank you. 314 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,684 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 315 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:15,211 Don't go. 316 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,839 I need to talk with my wife right now. 317 00:16:18,908 --> 00:16:20,806 I'm sorry for any pain 318 00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:23,552 this has caused your family, Mrs. Scavo. 319 00:16:41,388 --> 00:16:43,049 Damn it. 320 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:48,493 You think you can humiliate me?! You piece of filth! 321 00:16:48,494 --> 00:16:49,084 Aah! 322 00:16:49,153 --> 00:16:51,899 Get off of her! Get off of her! I'm calling the police! 323 00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:53,967 Stay out of this! Aah! 324 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:05,293 Okay, well, just so you know, I hit back. 325 00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:08,107 Call the police. 326 00:17:08,176 --> 00:17:12,718 I'd love to hear her explain her way out of statutory rape. 327 00:17:12,787 --> 00:17:15,092 You don't live here anymore. 328 00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:29,435 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 329 00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:35,301 Thank you for coming back. 330 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,246 Here we are, boys! Are you psyched or what? 331 00:17:41,315 --> 00:17:43,586 Oh, I feel like I'm gonna puke again. 332 00:17:43,654 --> 00:17:45,484 Hey. 333 00:17:45,553 --> 00:17:46,909 Hey. 334 00:17:46,977 --> 00:17:48,977 You guys Cold Splash? 335 00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:50,129 Yes, sir. 336 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,164 "Sir"? 337 00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:55,420 We're Blue Odyssey. - Yeah, I can see that. 338 00:17:57,625 --> 00:17:59,556 Uh, so after the gig, 339 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,031 we're having a party at our manager's loft. 340 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,066 You guys should come. - Abso-tively. 341 00:18:04,135 --> 00:18:06,711 We just gotta check with our wives. 342 00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:27,632 Why were you talking to that woman? 343 00:18:27,701 --> 00:18:29,802 She just walked up and asked if we knew you, 344 00:18:29,871 --> 00:18:31,769 wanted us to confirm a bunch of rumors. 345 00:18:31,838 --> 00:18:33,464 What kind of rumors? 346 00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:35,939 Just... stuff she'd heard around the neighborhood. 347 00:18:36,008 --> 00:18:38,109 Were you really a booze hound? 348 00:18:38,178 --> 00:18:38,533 Lee... 349 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,670 No, I'm just saying, I wish I'd have known you then. 350 00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:43,032 We'd have been such good friends. 351 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,755 She seemed to know an awful lot about you. 352 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,247 Key word--"awful." 353 00:18:46,316 --> 00:18:49,570 I cannot let this happen. I have to find her. 354 00:18:49,639 --> 00:18:52,249 Well, she's gonna be at the Battle of the Bands tonight. 355 00:18:52,318 --> 00:18:55,131 Why? - She wants to hear Orson, and I quote, 356 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,014 "Sing harmony with the guy he tried to kill." 357 00:18:58,082 --> 00:19:00,523 Oh, dear god. This woman is determined 358 00:19:00,591 --> 00:19:04,117 to make my life sound ten times worse than it actually is. 359 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:08,118 Yeah. So was your first husband really into S and M hookers? 360 00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:14,356 And you wonder why we're never invited anywhere. 361 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,324 Okay, girls, Mommy's leaving. 362 00:19:18,393 --> 00:19:19,985 I love you! 363 00:19:20,054 --> 00:19:22,461 I'm planning on having a massive hangover tomorrow, 364 00:19:22,530 --> 00:19:25,784 so keep the girls up late so we can all sleep in. 365 00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:35,413 My, don't you look festive. 366 00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,313 Virginia. 367 00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:39,313 What are you doing here? 368 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:42,737 What do you mean? We're going to watch Carlos' band play. 369 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,755 You invited me this morning, remember? 370 00:19:45,824 --> 00:19:48,231 No, uh, what I remember 371 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:51,045 was you asking me to the movies tonight, 372 00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:53,011 and me saying I couldn't 373 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,656 because I was going to watch Carlos' band play. 374 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,691 You got invitation out of that? 375 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,438 Well, I'm here now, dear, and I have this lovely limo. 376 00:20:00,506 --> 00:20:03,455 So come on. We'll ride over to the club in style. 377 00:20:03,524 --> 00:20:05,116 Well, here's the thing. 378 00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,558 I'm supposed to go with my girlfriends. 379 00:20:07,626 --> 00:20:10,542 Oh, Gaby, please, I was so looking forward to this. 380 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:13,424 Don't make me go all alone. 381 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:19,222 Well, I guess we're all going to the same place. 382 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,155 I'll just see my friends there. 383 00:20:21,224 --> 00:20:23,732 Oh, goody! 384 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,834 Dr. Smith to cardiac I.C.U. 385 00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,122 Where's Anne? 386 00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:29,598 Oh! She's asleep. She's fine. What happened? 387 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:32,378 I went over to talk to Anne about recent developments. 388 00:20:32,447 --> 00:20:33,767 You went to her house? 389 00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:36,346 Yes, I did, Porter. I had to talk to Anne. 390 00:20:36,415 --> 00:20:38,312 I didn't know that her husband was there, 391 00:20:38,381 --> 00:20:40,346 and he overheard us and... 392 00:20:42,348 --> 00:20:44,924 the doctors say she's gonna be fine. 393 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,450 Porter, wh-- 394 00:20:46,519 --> 00:20:48,993 Where are you going? Damn it! 395 00:20:52,148 --> 00:20:54,995 "Tonic water, bourbon, ketchup." this is your grocery list? 396 00:20:55,063 --> 00:20:57,911 There's got to be something else on Dave's phone bill 397 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,148 That will us. - Uh, there isn't. 398 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:04,150 Oh, don't get broccoli. It is not your friend. 399 00:21:04,218 --> 00:21:06,626 You're telling me that you cross-checked 400 00:21:06,694 --> 00:21:09,385 All those other numbers, and there was nothing? 401 00:21:09,386 --> 00:21:09,609 Squat. 402 00:21:09,678 --> 00:21:11,881 The key is this doctor guy. - Yeah. 403 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:14,865 Maybe we should just bite the bullet and go to Boston. 404 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:18,357 Yeah. Maybe we can get more out of him face-to-face. 405 00:21:29,446 --> 00:21:31,684 Hey, you wanna go to a rock show tonight? 406 00:21:31,752 --> 00:21:34,091 Me? With you? 407 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,565 Well, I'm a little out of your league, 408 00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:38,973 but if it'll get you there, sure. 409 00:21:39,042 --> 00:21:41,042 I don't think I can, but thanks. 410 00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:44,466 Here, in case you change your mind. 411 00:21:56,464 --> 00:21:58,022 And then I noticed 412 00:21:58,091 --> 00:22:00,159 that Maria's pockets were stuffed with silverware. 413 00:22:00,227 --> 00:22:04,566 I'm telling you, it's impossible to find good help these days. 414 00:22:04,635 --> 00:22:06,567 Well, you'll know soon enough 415 00:22:06,636 --> 00:22:08,975 when my cholesterol finally gets the better of me. 416 00:22:09,044 --> 00:22:11,484 Don't talk like that. 417 00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:14,942 You want a cheeseburger or something? 418 00:22:18,029 --> 00:22:20,978 That has got to stop. I'm gonna do something. 419 00:22:21,046 --> 00:22:23,284 Why? Julie's a grown woman. 420 00:22:23,352 --> 00:22:26,268 Uh-huh, she's a grown woman with stars in her eyes 421 00:22:26,337 --> 00:22:29,760 who's in love with a 3-time loser. 422 00:22:29,828 --> 00:22:32,201 If she wants to accept his proposal, 423 00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:33,896 that's her business. 424 00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:37,084 But in the meantime, you're not gonna ruin his surprise. 425 00:22:37,153 --> 00:22:39,085 Aren't I? - No. 426 00:22:39,153 --> 00:22:41,764 Aren't I? - No. 427 00:22:46,139 --> 00:22:48,511 You're right. 428 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:50,511 I'll stay out of it. 429 00:22:55,802 --> 00:22:58,581 Oh, now where is the little girls' room? 430 00:23:00,685 --> 00:23:03,600 Hey, why did that guy hand you a CD? 431 00:23:03,668 --> 00:23:06,143 Your name isn't Julie, is it? - No. Why? 432 00:23:06,212 --> 00:23:09,059 Well, there's a song on there he wants me to play. 433 00:23:09,127 --> 00:23:11,951 I guess he's gonna propose to his girlfriend or something. 434 00:23:11,952 --> 00:23:12,382 Tonight?! 435 00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,585 Isn't that lovely? 436 00:23:16,554 --> 00:23:18,859 # whoa, oh # 437 00:23:18,927 --> 00:23:24,962 # Julie, Julie, Julie, do you love me? # 438 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:28,251 # Julie, Julie, Julie, do you care? # 439 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:34,897 # Julie, Julie, are you thinking of me? # 440 00:23:34,966 --> 00:23:36,660 # Julie, Julie, will you still be there? # 441 00:23:36,729 --> 00:23:39,542 Hey, you two. What's going on? 442 00:23:39,611 --> 00:23:43,001 Um, nothing. What's going on with you? 443 00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:46,256 Oh, I just love this song. 444 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:51,071 And Jackson doesn't like to dance, so... 445 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,562 isn't this fun 446 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,733 It was. 447 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,615 Oh, reminds me of being young and single. 448 00:23:57,684 --> 00:23:59,785 Oh, I wish I'd never given up that. 449 00:23:59,854 --> 00:24:01,446 Uh... yeah, Susan. 450 00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:04,431 Listen, uh, I don't want to, uh, uh, sound rude or anything, 451 00:24:04,499 --> 00:24:07,380 but this is really a-a moment that's meant for two. 452 00:24:07,449 --> 00:24:08,838 Right! Right. 453 00:24:10,738 --> 00:24:14,128 You mind easing away so I can dance with my daughter? 454 00:24:16,129 --> 00:24:18,129 Mm, Susan? 455 00:24:18,197 --> 00:24:20,096 What are you doing? 456 00:24:20,165 --> 00:24:23,147 I'm... just movin' to the music. 457 00:24:23,217 --> 00:24:25,793 Mm, yeah. You're coming with me. 458 00:24:25,861 --> 00:24:27,420 Uh, no. No. No, no. 459 00:24:27,489 --> 00:24:30,098 No! No, no, no! Oh, all right! 460 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:33,048 But no matter what he asks you, promise me you'll say "no." 461 00:24:33,118 --> 00:24:34,405 Susan! 462 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,473 Lloyd, I'm sorry. I can't help I... 463 00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:39,491 I don't want my daughter to be someone's fourth wife. 464 00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:42,916 Wife? Were you gonna ask me to marry you? 465 00:24:42,984 --> 00:24:45,933 Oh, uh, were we not clear on that by now? 466 00:24:46,002 --> 00:24:48,239 You can't be serious. We've only been dating three months. 467 00:24:48,308 --> 00:24:51,596 Well, yes, I know, but I have such a good feeling about us. 468 00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:53,631 Right, better feelings than you had 469 00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,699 about wives one, two and three? - Mom. 470 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:58,682 You are very sweet, 471 00:24:58,752 --> 00:25:01,937 but I'm not getting married... ever. 472 00:25:02,006 --> 00:25:04,006 "Ever"? W-what do you mean "ever"? 473 00:25:04,076 --> 00:25:06,041 We'll talk about this later. 474 00:25:06,110 --> 00:25:08,889 I just really need a moment to myself. 475 00:25:17,604 --> 00:25:20,282 Thank you. 476 00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:24,588 Bree, darling. 477 00:25:24,657 --> 00:25:26,555 Spare me your "darling," Sandra. 478 00:25:26,623 --> 00:25:30,251 I know you've been trying to dig up dirt on me. 479 00:25:30,319 --> 00:25:32,353 Mm, just doing my job. 480 00:25:32,422 --> 00:25:35,303 And frankly, I didn't have to dig all that hard. 481 00:25:35,372 --> 00:25:37,710 I wrote a cookbook, Sandra-- 482 00:25:37,779 --> 00:25:40,559 meatloaf, pot pies, peach cobbler. 483 00:25:40,628 --> 00:25:43,034 Why are you trying to crucify me? 484 00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:45,035 Because it's not a cookbook, Bree. 485 00:25:45,103 --> 00:25:47,476 It's a "look how great I am" book-- 486 00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:50,494 One designed to make every woman who reads it feel like a failure 487 00:25:50,562 --> 00:25:52,461 if she doesn't measure up. 488 00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:54,460 What you're selling's a total sham. 489 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:58,529 But it isn't, Sandra, 490 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:00,768 Because I don't think I'm great. 491 00:26:00,836 --> 00:26:03,887 I have fallen down more times than I can count, 492 00:26:03,956 --> 00:26:06,397 just like so many other housewives out there. 493 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:08,431 We're all just barely holding on, 494 00:26:08,499 --> 00:26:10,872 and we all think that we're alone. 495 00:26:10,941 --> 00:26:14,059 So maybe you're right. Maybe it isn't a cookbook. 496 00:26:14,128 --> 00:26:16,874 It's a lifeline from me to those other women, 497 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,875 because I want them to know 498 00:26:18,943 --> 00:26:22,570 there's always a chance to get something right... 499 00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:25,045 even if it's just a casserole. 500 00:26:27,047 --> 00:26:32,607 Why didn't you just tell me that right up front, Bree? 501 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:35,456 That's an angle I can work with. 502 00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:39,423 I got some good news today. 503 00:26:39,491 --> 00:26:41,389 I've been speaking with the headmaster 504 00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:43,729 at Greenbrier Country Day School, 505 00:26:43,798 --> 00:26:46,645 and I got them to reserve two spots for the girls. 506 00:26:46,714 --> 00:26:47,564 They start next term. 507 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:49,629 Well, thanks, but the girls already have a school. 508 00:26:49,698 --> 00:26:51,948 Yes, I know--a public school. This is a good school. 509 00:26:51,949 --> 00:26:53,562 Virginia, they're happy where they are. 510 00:26:53,631 --> 00:26:55,258 They love Fairview. 511 00:26:55,327 --> 00:26:57,355 Besides, Greenbrier's, like, an hour away. 512 00:26:57,356 --> 00:26:58,581 So I'll get them a driver. 513 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,564 That would be a real treat for them. - No, I want them to be close by. 514 00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:03,735 They could need me during the school day-- 515 00:27:03,803 --> 00:27:04,854 get sick or something. 516 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:06,718 Oh, that's what school nurses are for. 517 00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:09,668 Dear, this is a decision I feel very strongly about. 518 00:27:09,738 --> 00:27:12,144 I'm afraid I have to insist. 519 00:27:12,212 --> 00:27:15,569 Excuse me. You don't get to insist on anything 520 00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:18,043 when it comes to my daughters. 521 00:27:18,112 --> 00:27:21,028 I think, given the extent of my investment in this family, 522 00:27:21,096 --> 00:27:23,028 I should have some say. 523 00:27:23,097 --> 00:27:25,673 I'll just give you some time to think about it. 524 00:27:25,742 --> 00:27:28,656 I don't need any time to think about it. Keep your money. 525 00:27:28,726 --> 00:27:31,132 Now you're being reckless. 526 00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:34,047 You know something? I like money. I like it a lot. 527 00:27:34,117 --> 00:27:36,015 And a couple years ago, 528 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:38,965 you could've bought me with that big fortune of yours. 529 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,982 But I'm a mom now, and I make the decisions for my kids. 530 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,034 And that is something that cannot be bought. 531 00:27:45,103 --> 00:27:47,204 Gaby, I can make a decision, too. 532 00:27:47,272 --> 00:27:49,612 I can call my lawyer tomorrow morning 533 00:27:49,681 --> 00:27:51,308 and take you out of my will. 534 00:27:51,309 --> 00:27:54,155 And that is your right as a crazy old rich lady. 535 00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:07,481 Thank you. 536 00:28:09,483 --> 00:28:11,923 Screening your calls now, Dave? 537 00:28:19,282 --> 00:28:22,502 Let me guess. 538 00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:24,266 You can explain everything. 539 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:35,249 I'm really, really sorry, doc. 540 00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:36,945 You changed your name 541 00:28:37,013 --> 00:28:39,522 and didn't tell me. 542 00:28:39,590 --> 00:28:42,472 You're living in Fairview-- 543 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,455 the one place you swore you wouldn't go. 544 00:28:45,525 --> 00:28:49,287 I didn't change my name to be deceptive. 545 00:28:49,356 --> 00:28:51,288 I just wanted a fresh start. 546 00:28:51,357 --> 00:28:53,932 Fairview is not a fresh start for you. 547 00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:55,933 My wife Edie-- she's from here, 548 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:58,815 and she really wanted to move back, and I said okay. 549 00:28:58,884 --> 00:29:01,222 Did you tell her your history? 550 00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:03,223 Did you tell her 551 00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:06,207 why it's not healthy-- 552 00:29:06,276 --> 00:29:08,038 or safe. 553 00:29:08,107 --> 00:29:10,004 For you to be here? 554 00:29:10,073 --> 00:29:13,022 She knows everything, 555 00:29:13,091 --> 00:29:16,244 and I'm in a really good place right now. 556 00:29:16,313 --> 00:29:17,804 But... 557 00:29:17,872 --> 00:29:20,278 can we talk about this after the show? 558 00:29:20,347 --> 00:29:23,093 These guys... 559 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:24,924 they're my friends, 560 00:29:24,992 --> 00:29:28,179 and they're depending on me. 561 00:29:30,078 --> 00:29:32,010 The moment you're finished playing. 562 00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:40,792 Let's start this year's battle of the bands 563 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,284 with our first group. 564 00:29:42,353 --> 00:29:44,285 Give it up for Cold Splash! 565 00:29:48,185 --> 00:29:51,915 # I threw darts at a spinning globe # 566 00:29:51,983 --> 00:29:56,492 # swapping out passport photos # 567 00:29:58,290 --> 00:29:59,713 Spare me the apology 568 00:29:59,782 --> 00:30:02,357 for butting into my life for the millionth time. 569 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:04,900 What is this about you never getting married? 570 00:30:04,901 --> 00:30:05,545 Why would I? 571 00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:08,156 If there's one thing I've learned from your experience, 572 00:30:08,225 --> 00:30:09,648 marriage is a joke. 573 00:30:09,717 --> 00:30:11,818 Hey, I believe in marriage. 574 00:30:11,888 --> 00:30:13,141 Why? 575 00:30:13,210 --> 00:30:16,159 First there was Dad, who left you for his secretary, 576 00:30:16,227 --> 00:30:18,159 and then Mike... 577 00:30:18,228 --> 00:30:21,177 he was the love of your life, and it still went to hell. 578 00:30:21,246 --> 00:30:24,568 I mean, honestly... just tell me what the upside is. 579 00:30:24,636 --> 00:30:27,483 Oh, Julie, you're way too young to be this cynical. 580 00:30:27,553 --> 00:30:30,332 I am not cynical. 581 00:30:30,401 --> 00:30:32,197 I'm realistic. 582 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:36,029 I'm... I'm just trying to protect myself. 583 00:30:37,758 --> 00:30:42,742 Well, putting a wall around your heart doesn't protect you. 584 00:30:42,811 --> 00:30:46,438 It just keeps people out. I learned that the hard way. 585 00:30:46,507 --> 00:30:49,558 Now with Jackson... 586 00:30:49,627 --> 00:30:54,068 I remember that I like feeling hopeful. 587 00:30:54,136 --> 00:30:57,967 I like believing in "happily ever after." 588 00:30:58,036 --> 00:31:01,595 I really wish that you felt that way, too. 589 00:31:15,261 --> 00:31:19,329 Sorry about the tip, but I just lost $50 million. 590 00:31:19,398 --> 00:31:21,804 # I don't know who else to ask # 591 00:31:21,872 --> 00:31:23,533 Excuse me. 592 00:31:23,602 --> 00:31:25,737 Gaby, have you seen Porter? 593 00:31:25,806 --> 00:31:28,687 No, I haven't. Why? Is he supposed to be here? 594 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:31,061 No. So if you see him, please tell me. 595 00:31:31,130 --> 00:31:32,553 Mm-hmm. - Thanks. 596 00:31:32,622 --> 00:31:34,282 # I'm a romantic # 597 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:37,469 # but never pearly white # 598 00:31:37,538 --> 00:31:42,623 # all my hair grows in # 599 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:45,980 # wrinkles leave my skin # 600 00:31:46,049 --> 00:31:48,998 # but still don't fade # 601 00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:52,456 Yeah, come on. Tonight, we're not a plumber and a masseur 602 00:31:52,525 --> 00:31:55,373 and a guy that makes pizzas. We're a Rock 'n' Roll band. 603 00:31:55,441 --> 00:31:56,525 Right, Dave? 604 00:31:59,443 --> 00:32:00,797 Absolutely. 605 00:32:00,866 --> 00:32:04,257 Look, I'm gonna check with the guy about the light cues. 606 00:32:04,326 --> 00:32:06,461 Hey, doc. 607 00:32:06,529 --> 00:32:08,834 He's in your band?! 608 00:32:08,903 --> 00:32:10,495 Oh. I know. 609 00:32:10,564 --> 00:32:13,039 It sounds crazy, but we've worked through everything. 610 00:32:13,107 --> 00:32:14,394 It's cool. 611 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:16,938 No. This is too dangerous. 612 00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:19,209 I need to speak to him right now. 613 00:32:19,278 --> 00:32:22,635 Doc, you just have to trust me on this one, okay? 614 00:32:22,703 --> 00:32:26,839 Now, Dave. I speak to him right now... 615 00:32:26,908 --> 00:32:28,229 or I call the police. 616 00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:32,807 # a little bit about... # 617 00:32:32,875 --> 00:32:35,451 Okay. You win. 618 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:36,943 Come on. 619 00:32:40,675 --> 00:32:42,843 Ah. 620 00:32:42,912 --> 00:32:44,674 I hope you realize 621 00:32:44,744 --> 00:32:48,066 I'm only doing this because want to help you. 622 00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,065 I genuinely care about you, Dave. 623 00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:56,848 I know you do, Dr. Heller. 624 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,476 And I like you. 625 00:33:05,088 --> 00:33:07,901 Actually, I like you a lot. 626 00:33:38,012 --> 00:33:39,910 I'm sorry. 627 00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,355 # a bit about yourself? # 628 00:33:56,424 --> 00:33:59,407 I know this is gonna sound crazy, 629 00:33:59,476 --> 00:34:01,950 but I can actually smell our fear. 630 00:34:02,019 --> 00:34:05,239 If I could see where the exits are, I'd run for 'em. 631 00:34:05,308 --> 00:34:08,393 I can't believe we let Dave talk us into this. 632 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:10,427 By the way, where is Dave? 633 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,635 Hey, Jackson. Where are you going? 634 00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:28,635 The guys are about to start. 635 00:34:28,704 --> 00:34:29,973 Uh, bathroom. Back in a sec. 636 00:34:29,974 --> 00:34:31,111 Oh, the men's room's packed, 637 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,371 but there's an employee bathroom back there. 638 00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:33,858 Thank you. 639 00:34:50,033 --> 00:34:51,896 Hey, Dave, is that the bathroom? 640 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,863 No. I think that's it there. 641 00:34:53,932 --> 00:34:55,626 Oh. Okay. Thanks. 642 00:35:03,866 --> 00:35:06,138 We're up. Where the hell is Dave? 643 00:35:06,206 --> 00:35:07,392 Sorry. 644 00:35:07,461 --> 00:35:09,834 We thought you ditched us. Where were you? 645 00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:11,784 Needed little liquid courage. Come on, boys. Let's do it. 646 00:35:11,785 --> 00:35:12,919 Odyssey! Odyssey! 647 00:35:12,988 --> 00:35:14,614 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 648 00:35:14,683 --> 00:35:16,648 the battle of the bands is back, 649 00:35:16,717 --> 00:35:19,803 so please give a big welcome to Blue Odyssey. 650 00:35:24,246 --> 00:35:26,584 # Mustang Sally # 651 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:34,925 # guess you better slow your mustang down # 652 00:35:39,401 --> 00:35:41,368 Hey, Warren - Yeah? 653 00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,843 # Mustang Sally now, baby # 654 00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:46,521 Get up, you little bastard! 655 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:50,285 Don't you touch him! Don't you touch him! 656 00:35:50,354 --> 00:35:52,591 Go home now! I know what you did to Anne. 657 00:35:52,660 --> 00:35:54,998 Better listen to your mommy, little boy. Go home. 658 00:35:55,067 --> 00:35:57,948 You're dead. I don't care what it takes. You're dead. 659 00:35:58,017 --> 00:36:00,492 Stop it! Go on! Go on! Go on! 660 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,899 # you've been running all over town # 661 00:36:02,967 --> 00:36:06,662 Hitting women and children? 662 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:09,274 You must be so proud. 663 00:36:11,038 --> 00:36:14,326 Lock that door. 664 00:36:18,735 --> 00:36:20,158 What were you thinking? 665 00:36:20,227 --> 00:36:22,192 You could've gotten hurt in there! 666 00:36:22,261 --> 00:36:26,872 You are responsible for this. Whatever happens is your fault. 667 00:36:26,941 --> 00:36:30,500 # ride, Sally, ride # 668 00:36:30,569 --> 00:36:36,027 # one of these early mornings # 669 00:36:36,096 --> 00:36:41,927 # you gonna be wipin' your weepin' eyes, yeah # 670 00:36:47,895 --> 00:36:50,438 # Mustang Sally # 671 00:36:50,506 --> 00:36:53,320 Oh, my god! Fire! 672 00:37:00,781 --> 00:37:02,712 What's--what's happening? 673 00:37:10,953 --> 00:37:12,952 This way! This way! 674 00:37:23,363 --> 00:37:26,515 Jackson-- he's in the bathroom. - Oh, there's an exit there. 675 00:37:26,585 --> 00:37:29,024 He'll get out. Come on. We have to go now. 676 00:37:36,486 --> 00:37:39,062 Hey! Hey! Open up! 677 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:50,318 Gaby! Your friend! Hey! 678 00:37:52,727 --> 00:37:56,591 Oh, crap. 679 00:37:56,660 --> 00:37:59,067 Come on. Let's get you out of here. 680 00:37:59,136 --> 00:38:02,288 Let's go. Okay. 681 00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:04,831 Hey, since I'm saving your life and all, 682 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:08,141 you wanna think about maybe keeping us in your will? 683 00:38:08,142 --> 00:38:08,324 No. 684 00:38:08,393 --> 00:38:10,833 Hey, it was worth a shot. 685 00:38:14,428 --> 00:38:16,190 It's locked. 686 00:38:16,259 --> 00:38:18,225 Look out! 687 00:38:22,023 --> 00:38:25,142 Quit pushing! 688 00:38:25,211 --> 00:38:25,615 Come on. 689 00:38:25,616 --> 00:38:28,295 No, I gotta make sure everyone gets out of here. Go! 690 00:38:28,364 --> 00:38:29,719 Go! 691 00:38:29,788 --> 00:38:31,245 Aah! 692 00:38:33,213 --> 00:38:34,975 Don't push! One at a time! 693 00:38:35,044 --> 00:38:37,959 Jackson! Jackson! 694 00:38:38,027 --> 00:38:40,943 What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! 695 00:38:41,012 --> 00:38:43,419 Jackson--he's still in there. He's in the bathroom. 696 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:45,385 I'll get him. Go. Just go. - Mike-- 697 00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:46,809 Get out! Go! 698 00:38:51,624 --> 00:38:55,964 Jackson! Jackson! 699 00:39:35,401 --> 00:39:38,248 Jackson. Thank God. 700 00:39:38,316 --> 00:39:40,248 Where's Mike? 701 00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:41,944 I don't know. I didn't see him. 702 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:46,623 Is he still in there? - Yeah! He went in there to find you. 703 00:39:46,692 --> 00:39:49,098 What? Mike? Mike's still in there? 704 00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:50,793 Dave, no! 705 00:39:52,999 --> 00:39:54,524 Ohh! 706 00:39:54,592 --> 00:39:56,660 Mike! 707 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,695 Mike! 708 00:40:02,764 --> 00:40:04,187 Mom! Dad. - Aah! 709 00:40:04,256 --> 00:40:07,036 Porter, I told you to go home. What are you doing here? 710 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:09,070 You! You son of a bitch! 711 00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:09,745 You did this! 712 00:40:09,746 --> 00:40:12,122 What are you talking about? Stay away from my kid! 713 00:40:12,191 --> 00:40:14,123 Your kid burned down my club. 714 00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:23,074 Susan, do you think he's still in there? 715 00:40:23,143 --> 00:40:25,041 I didn't see him. 716 00:40:25,109 --> 00:40:27,007 Look, my husband's still inside. 717 00:40:27,076 --> 00:40:28,974 You've gotta go back in there! 718 00:40:29,043 --> 00:40:31,584 I'm sorry. That roof is about to collapse. 719 00:40:31,653 --> 00:40:33,111 Now please get back. 720 00:40:35,451 --> 00:40:37,281 Someone's coming! 721 00:40:48,641 --> 00:40:52,336 Hang in there. I'm not done with you yet. 722 00:40:56,643 --> 00:40:59,592 There was a fire last night in Fairview. 723 00:40:59,661 --> 00:41:03,051 If you open up your morning paper, 724 00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:06,747 You can read about those who survived... 725 00:41:08,037 --> 00:41:09,968 And those who were injured... 726 00:41:12,139 --> 00:41:15,766 those who barely escaped with their lives... 727 00:41:17,734 --> 00:41:20,005 and those who didn't. 728 00:41:22,685 --> 00:41:26,380 You can also read about a man who risked his life 729 00:41:26,449 --> 00:41:29,669 to rescue his neighbor. 730 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,839 What you won't read about 731 00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:34,314 Are the reasons for this bravery. 732 00:41:34,383 --> 00:41:37,196 You're the one who pulled that guy out of the fire. 733 00:41:37,265 --> 00:41:39,231 Can I interview you? 734 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,892 And that's because... 735 00:41:40,961 --> 00:41:42,689 no one ever doubts... 736 00:41:41,758 --> 00:41:43,164 a hero. 737 00:41:44,165 --> 00:41:44,965 Subtitles by LeapinLar 738 00:41:45,305 --> 00:41:51,476 Shop this shows fashion, download the "LookLive" app in iTunes