1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:01,660 Previously on Desperate Housewifes... 2 00:00:02,230 --> 00:00:04,760 My name is Bree, and I am an alcoholic. 3 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,400 Bree put her problem behind her. 4 00:00:07,430 --> 00:00:09,860 - There's at least one employer who'd love to hire me. - Who? 5 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:12,500 - Orson asked for a job. - You. 6 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:15,430 - Dave lost his temper... - Damn it, Edie! I said no! 7 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:18,260 - And aroused the suspicion... - This guy is up to something. 8 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:22,500 - of his neighbor. - It was all Karen Mccluskey's fault. 9 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:25,700 She kept asking me all this stuff about your background. 10 00:00:25,730 --> 00:00:28,100 She reminds me of my grandmother when we first started to notice. 11 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:30,600 - The dementia, that is. - You think Karen's going senile? 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,830 It could have been such a lovely evening. 13 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:44,600 You see, the idea was to have a surprise birthday party. 14 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:46,600 People would bring food and gifts 15 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,600 and wait in the dark 16 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:51,760 for the guest of honor to arrive. 17 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,760 But it turned out to be a night full of surprises... 18 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,860 The kind most people don't care for. 19 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,800 Damn it, Lynette. Why do you have to be such a buzz kill? 20 00:01:00,830 --> 00:01:03,760 Why can't you, just once, give me a little support? 21 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,330 Fine. I'll get you a towel. 22 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,800 For what? 23 00:01:10,030 --> 00:01:13,430 If I was with another woman, that wouldn't bother you? 24 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:15,100 No, it wouldn't. 25 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,600 Mm. 26 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,100 I'm sorry that I lied, and for what it's worth, 27 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:27,100 the guilt has been tearing me apart. 28 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:30,430 Get your hands off me, you selfish son of a bitch! 29 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:33,100 Orson, please. You're putting me in an impossible position. 30 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:35,660 Then let me make it simpler for you. 31 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:38,530 I want a divorce. 32 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:43,300 Oh, yes, it could have been such a lovely evening, 33 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:46,330 but this was one party that was over... 34 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,700 before it even began. 35 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:51,800 Surprise! 36 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:54,300 You think you can screw with me? 37 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,760 Uhh! 38 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,930 Moments before she was to leave for the party, 39 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,960 Gabrielle Solis was at her mirror, 40 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:17,100 halfheartedly putting the final touches on her lips. 41 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:20,660 You see, a problem had come to her attention... 42 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,700 Damn. 43 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:24,860 One she couldn't gloss over. 44 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,730 Mommy, what are you doing? 45 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,730 Uh, well, mommy has a friend who visits her every month, 46 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,700 and she's late, and that's bad. 47 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:36,700 - Why? - Because she's the one who assures me 48 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:40,030 - that you won't get a baby brother or sister. - But I want a little brother. 49 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,730 I don't care. 50 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:44,600 Oh, sorry. 51 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:47,660 It's just... Mommy really misses her friend, 52 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,760 and mommy's gonna be really sad 53 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,760 if her friend doesn't show up soon. 54 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:55,600 Now go downstairs and play. Mommy has some praying to do. 55 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,030 Well, I have your test results. 56 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:11,360 Congratulations. You're pregnant. 57 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,860 Aah! 58 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,260 Mrs. Solis. 59 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,460 I don't care. You told me this couldn't happen. 60 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:21,730 - You said it was impossible! - The human reproductive system is complicated 61 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,230 and often unpredictable. 62 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,260 Sometimes miracles happen. 63 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,630 This isn't a miracle. This is a disaster. 64 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:30,900 My husband's blind. Neither one of us have jobs. 65 00:03:30,930 --> 00:03:32,800 My husband's blind. 66 00:03:32,830 --> 00:03:35,330 Trust me. Children are a blessing. 67 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,430 You'll see. It'll all work out. 68 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:39,560 Well, I hope to god you're right. 69 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,730 And what does this number mean anyway? 70 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,230 That's your beta number, 71 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:46,930 and it's high, which indicates the possibility of twins. 72 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,730 Ow! 73 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,330 Gaby, relax. This baby is gonna be the best thing 74 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:57,700 - that ever happened to us. - I am so sick of everybody looking at the glass half-full. 75 00:03:57,730 --> 00:04:00,560 The glass is empty, people, and so is our bank account. 76 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,560 Is that what you're worried about... money? 77 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,460 Look, I'll get a job. 78 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,460 What are you gonna do, 79 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:09,330 take up piano and get a contract with motown? 80 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,330 Actually, I was thinking about becoming a masseur. 81 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,160 You don't need your eyes for that. It's all about the touch. 82 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,630 Well, I guess that's not the worst idea you've ever had. 83 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:20,630 But it's not just about the money, Carlos. 84 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,130 It's... 85 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,800 Oh, after my miscarriage, I gave up on this dream. 86 00:04:26,830 --> 00:04:28,800 I just figured God decided 87 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:30,800 I couldn't possibly be a good mom, 88 00:04:30,830 --> 00:04:32,860 so he didn't make it happen. 89 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,860 Well, he obviously changed his mind. 90 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,130 Well, I wish he'd stop doing that. 91 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,230 Nobody likes a fickle God. 92 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,860 Babe, believe me. 93 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:45,060 You getting pregnant is... is... is a one-in-a-million shot. 94 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,560 It's a miracle. 95 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,960 Now let's embrace it and celebrate. 96 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,730 Hello, Mrs. Solis. 97 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,030 I have your test results. 98 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:03,060 Great. So do I have anemia? 99 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,060 Is that why I've been so tired? 100 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:08,700 No. Not exactly. 101 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:11,530 And please don't slap me. 102 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,230 - I'm pregnant! - Oh, my god. It's another miracle. 103 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,230 Yeah, we're up to two miracles, 104 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:23,560 And if you come back from the dead after I kill you, 105 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,460 - It'll be three. - Why... why you mad at me? 106 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,460 "Oh, Gaby, why do I need to wear a condom? 107 00:05:28,530 --> 00:05:31,230 There's no way lightning's gonna strike twice." 108 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:33,230 Well, I didn't think it would. 109 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:35,700 Put the baby down, Carlos. 110 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:37,560 I don't want to. 111 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,400 Do it. I need to hit something, and it needs to be you. 112 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:42,400 You are looking at this all wrong. 113 00:05:42,430 --> 00:05:43,900 This is one-in-a-million. 114 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,200 We should... we should celebrate and embrace... 115 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:48,260 Oh, cram it, you fertile freak. 116 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:50,060 You're getting a vasectomy. 117 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,600 I can't do that. 118 00:05:51,630 --> 00:05:53,930 We're catholic. It's against our religion. 119 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,600 I got news for you. We just converted to judaism. 120 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:58,930 Problem solved. Mazel tov! 121 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,030 Gaby, it's not just that. There are other reasons... 122 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,460 I am done fighting off your bionic sperm. 123 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:07,200 You're getting snipped, and that's final. 124 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:16,100 You're awfully quiet tonight. 125 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:18,260 Got a lot on my mind. 126 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,030 I think I'm pregnant. 127 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,530 What? 128 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,800 I know. It's crazy. You had a vasectomy. It's impossible. 129 00:06:24,830 --> 00:06:27,830 Yeah. So what makes you think you're preant? 130 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:30,330 My period's late, and that never happens to me. 131 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,230 - I'm like a swiss clock. - Oh, come on. There could be a lot of reasons for that. 132 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:36,760 So let's not worry about it right now. 133 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,260 We're going to a party. You gotta lighten up. 134 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,430 - Okay. But I'm gonna talk to Bob. - Bob? Why? 135 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,960 Because he and Lee are here. Bob's an attorney. 136 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,960 I'm gonna get him to sue the Qck 137 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,960 Who obviously botched your vasectomy. 138 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,960 Oh, Gaby, let's not go there. Hiring an attorney's expensive, 139 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,460 and I don't know that we can prove anything. 140 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,460 Well, I'm gonna find out. 141 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,030 Fine. But... 142 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:01,000 Let's not talk to Bob. 143 00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:04,000 I don't want our neighbors involved in our business. 144 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:06,000 Oh, don't worry. He's a professional. 145 00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,500 He'll keep it confidential. 146 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,530 Gaby, no. You can't talk to him. 147 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,700 - Why the hell not? - I never got a vasectomy. 148 00:07:12,730 --> 00:07:15,000 Hi, guys. Welcome to the party. 149 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,230 Earlier that evening, 150 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,730 As she waited for her guests to arrive, 151 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,060 Susan Mayer took a moment to do her eyebrows. 152 00:07:26,100 --> 00:07:28,330 Of course, she had no way of knowing 153 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,460 Just how high those eyebrows... 154 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,930 - Sorry I'm late. - Would soon be raised. 155 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,930 What took you so long? People are gonna be here any minute. 156 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,800 I need you to pour the cheap vodka 157 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:40,460 - into the expensive bottles. - I couldn't find my pants. 158 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,200 I'm here so much that when I go back to my place, 159 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,800 - I can't remember where anything is. - Well, just please change your shirt. 160 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:49,160 You know, I've been thinking 161 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,000 - that I spend so much time with you now anyway that... - Fine. You can have a little space in the closet. 162 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:54,000 I think I've got some clothes from the '80s 163 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,660 - I'm ready to part with. - Actually, I'm talking about moving in. 164 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:00,130 Moving in? Here? 165 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,860 Yeah. That's where we're headed. 166 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,400 We should take the plunge. What do you think? 167 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,430 So obviously, this is the bedroom. 168 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:17,430 Right. So do you want to stick with this color 169 00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:19,430 or switch it up or what? 170 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:21,060 I don't know. Um... 171 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,100 I'm sort of going through 172 00:08:23,130 --> 00:08:27,200 A difficult transition in my life right now. 173 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:29,500 I need a change. 174 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:31,900 Uh, I was thinking.... 175 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:33,230 Taupe. 176 00:08:33,260 --> 00:08:35,930 Sounds good. 177 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,060 You know, I like this place. 178 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,130 It's got a good vibe. 179 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,260 Uh, thanks. 180 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,800 And a nice scent. What is that, your perfume? 181 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:48,060 Get out 182 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:49,360 Excuse me? 183 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,830 I was not born yesterday, pal. You're coming on to me. 184 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,330 No, I'm not. 185 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,360 Oh, please. Telling me I smell good? 186 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,360 - I'm not even wearing deodorant. - I said the house smells good. 187 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,600 Semantics. 188 00:09:00,630 --> 00:09:03,260 And then the not so subtle sit-on-the-bed maneuver? 189 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:05,430 You know, why not just ask for a massage? 190 00:09:05,460 --> 00:09:08,430 I sat because my feet hurt from you dragging me around 191 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:12,160 - for an hour, telling me you want to paint every room taupe. - You said you liked it. 192 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,160 Look, you're obviously going through a rough patch. 193 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,660 I was afraid 194 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,030 If I suggested anything outside the beige family, 195 00:09:18,060 --> 00:09:21,600 I might send you over the edge. 196 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,600 I'll let myself out. 197 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:29,300 No. No, don't go. 198 00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:32,060 That was very sweet of you to consider my feelings. 199 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,930 You know what? 200 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,730 You're hired. 201 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,960 Uh, thanks... 202 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,260 I think. 203 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:48,460 So do you need to look these over one more time? 204 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:53,200 Okay, then just sign them, 205 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:55,060 and you'll be officially divorced. 206 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,660 You know what? We need a minute. 207 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,630 Take your time. 208 00:10:06,130 --> 00:10:09,730 Are we doing the right thing here? 209 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:13,860 You're kidding me, right? 210 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:17,460 Once we sign these papers, there's no going back. 211 00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:22,330 I can't believe this. 212 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,900 You were the one who called the lawyer. 213 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,430 I know. 214 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,000 I'm thinking... 215 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:31,230 That maybe that was a mistake. 216 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:34,130 We've been separated for a year. 217 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,130 All we're doing today is making it official. 218 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,130 We wouldn't be here if it weren't for that accident. 219 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,660 You know that. Before that, we were good. 220 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,460 We could get back there. 221 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,530 Susan... 222 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:53,900 It's nobody's fault, but I can't do this anymore. 223 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,830 Oh, come on! 224 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:58,960 We were Mike and Susan, remember? 225 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:04,530 You only get one of those in a lifetime. 226 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:10,300 We could make things right again. 227 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:13,030 Yeah. 228 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,560 And here's how. 229 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,300 Hey. You're back. 230 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,600 So what do you think? 231 00:11:40,630 --> 00:11:43,800 Uh... It... it looks good. 232 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:46,800 Yeah, I... I... I think you were right to stick with this color. 233 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,300 It looks fantastic. 234 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:49,530 Thanks. 235 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,560 Do you like Scotch? 236 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,400 Okay... 237 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,560 I need to be honest about something. 238 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,900 H-honest? Okay. 239 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,400 I don't usually do this kind of thing, 240 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,900 Hook up like this, out of the blue. 241 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:15,730 Not that it wasn't great,'cause it was, 242 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,960 But I'm not really looking to start anything. 243 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,060 Work is crazy, 244 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,760 And I just got a dog, and... 245 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,460 I'm just not in that place right now. 246 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,160 So just to be clear, 247 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,460 You're saying you don't want a relationship? 248 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:35,600 Sorry. I probably should have said that right up front. 249 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,300 No, uh... 250 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:40,800 It's fantastic. 251 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,730 Really? 252 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:46,530 I don't want a relationship either. 253 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:48,900 All I want from you is exactly what we just did. 254 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:52,300 Except next time, it's Susan. 255 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,730 Yeah. 256 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,660 "mrs. Mayer" was probably a little formal for the moment. 257 00:12:56,700 --> 00:12:59,630 So there's gonna be a next time? 258 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:01,430 Unless you're not interested. 259 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,930 Are you kidding? 260 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:06,230 I'm this close to doing a victory lap around the bed. 261 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,300 So you're really fine with this, 262 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,160 Just a purely physical thing? 263 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:14,160 I gave romance a shot and... 264 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,160 I'm ready for something a little more casual. 265 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,330 Wow. 266 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,430 I've heard of women like you, but... 267 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,630 I thought you were an urban myth. 268 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:28,300 Hmm. 269 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,100 Did you hear what I said? 270 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,960 Uh, yeah. 271 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,100 You want to move in. 272 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:45,230 I-it's just that when I'm not with you, 273 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,000 I'm waiting to be with you. 274 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:49,000 I've never felt like this before. 275 00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:52,130 So... What do you think? 276 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,200 Do you want to live together? 277 00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,000 Uh... 278 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,460 No. 279 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:06,030 So that's it? Just no? 280 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,900 You're not gonna give me a reason? 281 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,900 What's wrong with the way things are? 282 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,560 Why change everything now? 283 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,260 Because... I've fallen in love with you. 284 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,030 Hi, guys. Welcome to the party. 285 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,060 The last thing lynette Scavo did before a party 286 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,700 Was to check for gray hairs. 287 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,000 Penny! 288 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:34,060 Let's go! Time for bath! 289 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:37,060 She had no way of knowing before this evening was over, 290 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:39,060 She would have a few more. 291 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,830 Penny! 292 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:48,560 Oh. Penny. 293 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,100 If you're thinking of taking that for a spin, 294 00:14:51,130 --> 00:14:52,600 I've got bad news. 295 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,160 You're 9. 296 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,530 Hey, what's the matter, sweetie? 297 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,660 Is daddy dying? 298 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,960 What? Of course not. 299 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,060 Why would you say something like that? 300 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,500 I heard Porter and Preston 301 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:09,500 Fighting about who's gonna get daddy's car when he dies. 302 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,730 Oh. They're just being silly. 303 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,000 They're always silly. 304 00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:16,800 That's why we won't be sad when they move out of the house. 305 00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:18,560 Come on. 306 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,430 But everybody dies someday, right? 307 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,630 Yes, but daddy's gonna live to a ripe old age 308 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,630 Unless he doesn't get home 309 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,630 In time for Mrs. Mccluskey's party, 310 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,630 And then all bets are off. 311 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:38,130 Oh, daddy's gonna be fine. Come on. 312 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:53,260 Hi. My husband... I'm Lynette Scavo. 313 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,800 - Dr. Baron called me... - I'm Dr. Baron. 314 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,360 Oh. Hi. What happened? 315 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,000 Your husband was working on an electrical panel 316 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,960 - At his restaurant... - Uh-huh. 317 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,560 And received a massive shock. 318 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,330 - Essentially, his heart stopped pumping. - Oh. Is he... 319 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,600 Fortunately, 320 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:10,600 There was a policeman eating in the restaurant. 321 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:13,230 He administered C.P.R. until the ambulance got there. 322 00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,760 So he's okay? 323 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,500 His heart restarted. 324 00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:22,000 Now it's a matter of determining if there's any tissue damage. 325 00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:26,060 We're optimistic, but the next 36 hours are critical. 326 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,800 Father O'brien, please report to the... 327 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,830 Hey 328 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,860 Hey. 329 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,330 So I'm thinking 330 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:46,600 No more electrical work, okay? 331 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,430 Huh? 332 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,260 The kids know everything's fine. 333 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,800 They send their love. 334 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:57,130 Don't worry about anything, okay? Just rest. 335 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:00,030 I'll come back soon, okay? 336 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,700 You know what I thought? 337 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,630 When I was lying there on the floor, 338 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:10,030 I thought, I'm gonna die in a pizza place. 339 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:13,030 I mean, my whole life was gonna be summed up 340 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,860 With this obituary headline... 341 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,330 "local pizza shop owner dies." 342 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,860 But it doesn't matter because you're not dying. 343 00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,330 I need more, lynette. I need... th... there's gotta be more. 344 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,030 Okay. Okay. We'll find more. 345 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:30,030 Just rest now, okay? 346 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,700 Hey, sexy. 347 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:44,730 Drop the rake and get in. 348 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,230 What the hell is this? 349 00:17:47,260 --> 00:17:51,800 This is the car that I have wanted my whole life. 350 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,800 When I was 12 years old, 351 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,760 I had a poster of this baby up on my wall. 352 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,300 And when I was 12, I had a poster of Shaun Cassidy, 353 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,500 But you don't see me driving around in him, do you? I want to show you something. 354 00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:06,630 What, do machine guns come out of the headlights? 355 00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:12,300 I carry this around to remind me 356 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,730 Of the day that I almost died. 357 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:19,730 That day you promised me that we would find more. 358 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,060 I'm keeping the car. 359 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:30,860 So do you want a ride? 360 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,360 Ooh! 361 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,960 Where have you been? 362 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,460 So help me, if Mccluskey gets there before us, 363 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,130 - I will brain you. - Sorry. Let's go. 364 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,260 - Well, Sheesh. - Oh. 365 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,960 Sweetie, we already got Karen a candle. 366 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,530 An R.V. might be overkill. 367 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:05,430 Yeah, but that's not for her. That's for us. 368 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:07,760 Huh? 369 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,760 I'm about to blow your mind, Iynette. 370 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,630 Oh, don't. I like my mind the way it is. 371 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:14,600 What would you say to the idea 372 00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:16,900 Of taking the kids out of school for a year 373 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:21,400 And bopping around the country in one of these sweet rides? 374 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,060 Well, I might not say anything. 375 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,060 I might just put my finger to my ear 376 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,700 And twirl it in small circles. 377 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:33,830 - We can't do something like that, Tom. - Yes, we can. We can do whatever we want. Life is short. 378 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,900 Okay, let me ask you one tiny question 379 00:19:35,930 --> 00:19:37,900 About this big adventure plan of yours 380 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:39,900 Who's gonna be running our restaurant 381 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,030 While we're off doing "the electric Kool-Aid acid test"? 382 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,430 That won't be our problem. The last few weeks, 383 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:48,500 I've been talking to a guy from Passentino's pizza. 384 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,530 They want to buy us out. 385 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,960 This afternoon, I said yes. 386 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,130 Hey, guys. 387 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,700 You ready to party? 388 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,600 Moments before she was due at her friend's party, 389 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:11,460 Bree Hodge was at the mirror, applying her eyeliner. 390 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,300 Aren't you dapper? 391 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,400 When I tell everyone I'm your new partner, 392 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:18,460 - I want to look the part. - It would not be the last time that evening 393 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,600 - Bree would find herself... - Um, actually, dear... 394 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,160 Drawing a line. 395 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,530 I'd rather you not talk about the job tonight. 396 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,500 But, Bree, this is the first party in months 397 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,600 When I can answer the question, "what's new?" 398 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:34,730 - Without mumbling into my drink. -Well,it's just vulgar to discuss business at a party. 399 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,430 Mm. You haven't told Katherine yet, have you? 400 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:39,230 It's not that easy. 401 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:41,200 You know she'll be furious. 402 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:44,160 Yes, but the great thing about Katherine is she'll express it 403 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,130 so passive aggressively, we'll hardly notice. 404 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,530 Look, I know she's your friend, but she's also our employee. 405 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,560 Why is this so difficult for you? 406 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,430 It's... complicated. 407 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:04,830 Well... another dead soldier. 408 00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:08,500 Careful, dear. You don't want to be ill tomorrow. 409 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,500 Yes. Nothing like a headache 410 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:13,200 to spoil a perfectly nice first day in prison. 411 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,000 Uh, would anybody like some more frittata? 412 00:21:18,030 --> 00:21:20,630 Is my wife amazing or what? I mean, how many inmates 413 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:24,030 get sent off with a festive champagne brunch? 414 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:26,030 Uh, when you're in jail, 415 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,460 you might want to avoid words like "festive" and "brunch." 416 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,030 They kind of say, "Hi. I'm husband hunting." 417 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,160 Andrew, please. 418 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,600 It's fine. 419 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:38,560 This is my last taste of freedom for three years. 420 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,900 I want jokes. I want fun, laughter. 421 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:42,900 Anyway, prison won't be such a big change. 422 00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:46,360 You're a dentist. You're used to cavity searches. 423 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,760 You vowed to me that you wouldn't say that. 424 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,830 Bree tells me 425 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:54,100 - that you're going to make very good use of your time away. - Mm. 426 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:56,860 Uh, yes. He's going to read a lot of classic books, 427 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,200 - maybe study a language. - Oh. 428 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,160 Yes, uh, he can learn the Italian for, 429 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,300 "I cost five cigarettes." 430 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:05,760 Andrew, really. 431 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,600 Bree, he's joking. Everything's fine... 432 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:11,160 Except my glass, 433 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,460 which seems to be empty. 434 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,330 Bree? 435 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,100 Bree? 436 00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:52,430 Oh, for god sake. Get up. 437 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:54,660 We have the garden club lunch in... 438 00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,100 You've been drinking? 439 00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:03,900 Go away. I don't feel well. 440 00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:06,460 We have a lunch to cater. 441 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,660 I'm too tired. Can you do it? 442 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,730 Get up. 443 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,430 Oh. 444 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:23,430 When did this start? 445 00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:28,100 When Orson left, I... 446 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:32,030 Began having a glass of white wine now and then. 447 00:23:32,060 --> 00:23:34,060 Then when Danielle took Benjamin, 448 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:38,360 I didn't see any reason to stop at just one. 449 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,730 So is this why you missed the lunch last week 450 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,800 and the Braverman Bar Mitzvah? 451 00:23:43,830 --> 00:23:46,460 I can't help myself, all right? 452 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,460 My husband's gone. My son's gone. 453 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,300 I have nothing left. 454 00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:53,900 No, actually, you have a lunch for 40 in 3 hours, 455 00:23:53,930 --> 00:23:56,930 - and I'm not letting you out of it. - Oh, Katherine, please. 456 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,930 Okay, so you have a void in your life. 457 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,800 Welcome to the club. Don't fill it with wine. 458 00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:04,930 Fill it with work, with accomplishments. 459 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,930 Just think about the woman you could be 460 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,730 by the time Orson gets back. 461 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,860 Or is this the woman you want him to come home to? 462 00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:17,260 He's gonna be so ashamed of me. 463 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,330 No, he won't... 464 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,200 Because you're not gonna tell him. 465 00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:25,460 You know he'd just blame himself. 466 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,030 I don't know if I can make it this time. 467 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,600 Yes, you will, 468 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:34,900 Because I am moving in. 469 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:38,060 You would do that? 470 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,030 When I had nothing, 471 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:42,060 you made me your partner. 472 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:44,060 I'm not gonna forget that. 473 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,530 I am gonna get you through this. 474 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,800 And when we're done, that scary woman over there... 475 00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:55,600 She's never gonna be seen in this house again. 476 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,260 When you think about it, 477 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:08,260 tonight is the ideal time for you to tell Katherine. 478 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,300 The presence of the other guests 479 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:12,300 will keep her from causing a scene, 480 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:15,300 - and as word spreads that we're partners... - And how is word going to spread? 481 00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:17,300 I'll be spreading it. People will be congratulating me, 482 00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:20,300 - and Katherine will have to join in and risk looking petty. - And she'll be twice as mad 483 00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:22,300 at having been put in that position. 484 00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:24,800 - I am not telling her tonight. - Fine. Then I will. 485 00:25:24,830 --> 00:25:27,830 - No, you will not. I forbid it. - You know, for a partner, you're sounding a lot like a boss. 486 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,830 - I am telling her. - Look, if we can't agree on something this basic, 487 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:33,830 - maybe we shouldn't work together. - What are you saying? 488 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:35,830 I'm saying, maybe you should reconsider joining the company. 489 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,830 - I have no intention of reconsidering. - Fine. You're fired. 490 00:25:38,860 --> 00:25:40,830 Hey, guys. You ready to party? 491 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:48,730 The party was in full swing, 492 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,860 and everyone was waiting to surprise the guest of honor. 493 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,760 Little did they know, 494 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,000 an even bigger surprise was on its way. 495 00:25:58,030 --> 00:26:00,900 Sorry I'm late. There was a line at the bakery. 496 00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:02,860 Well, you really went all out. 497 00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:04,560 Yeah, she deserves it. 498 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:22,000 Can I help you, Mrs. Mccluskey? 499 00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:24,960 This letter for Edie came to my house by mistake. 500 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,500 I'm making sure that none of my stuff, uh, came here. 501 00:26:28,530 --> 00:26:30,030 Well, it's all yours. 502 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,860 Hey. 503 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:39,900 Anything interesting? 504 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:42,000 Fortunately, no. 505 00:26:42,030 --> 00:26:43,930 I just saw your friend Karen outside. 506 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,130 Is she still asking you questions about me? 507 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,060 A few, but don't take it personally. 508 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,930 Prying is what people too old to have sex do 509 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,460 to keep life interesting. 510 00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:55,130 She's turning 70 next week. 511 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,460 No kidding. 512 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,760 Hey, we should throw her a party. 513 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,600 I'm already taking her out for a drink. That's plenty. 514 00:27:01,630 --> 00:27:03,060 She'll be 70, sweetheart. 515 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:05,000 Don't you think that calls for something bigger? 516 00:27:05,030 --> 00:27:06,430 Look, Karen's a friend, 517 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:08,560 But I don't like having her in my house. 518 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,860 It would be one thing 519 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:14,560 - if we had a bathroom with a window you could open,but... - Well,couldn't you ask someone else to host it? 520 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,230 Well, I suppose I could palm it off to Mayer. 521 00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:21,860 Good. Tell her we'll supply the food and liquor. 522 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,830 You know, Karen's not a fan of yours. 523 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:26,560 Why do you want to throw her a party? 524 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,500 It's a big day for her. 525 00:27:28,530 --> 00:27:30,900 I just want to make sure it's special. 526 00:27:33,530 --> 00:27:36,200 So... 527 00:27:36,230 --> 00:27:37,830 What do you think? 528 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:39,760 I think that is one hell of an outfit 529 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,230 to wear to a 70th birthday party. 530 00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,960 It's my gift to Karen. 531 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,830 I figure she'll get at least five good boob jokes out of it. 532 00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:48,760 Well, she'll be here soon, 533 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,860 So let's go over this one more time. 534 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,830 Okay. I take her home, 535 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,730 Then I come up with some excuse to get her over to Susan's, 536 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,030 where everyone jumps out and yells, "Surprise!" 537 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:00,930 Which I still say isn't the smartest thing to do 538 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,860 to a 70-year-old. 539 00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:05,200 Mrs. Mccluskey. 540 00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:07,360 Happy birthday. 541 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,260 Jeez, Edie, are we going for drinks or mammograms? 542 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:12,500 That's one. 543 00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:15,400 Oh, let me grab my earrings, and we're good to go. 544 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:19,700 So... 545 00:28:19,730 --> 00:28:20,860 70. 546 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:23,360 It's quite a milestone. 547 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,860 How's it feel? 548 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:28,130 No big whoop. 549 00:28:30,260 --> 00:28:32,230 Edie told me that she takes you 550 00:28:32,260 --> 00:28:34,200 Out for a birthday drink every year. 551 00:28:34,230 --> 00:28:36,360 I think that's a great tradition. 552 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:40,960 Look, I'm just trying to be friends here. 553 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,560 All righty then. 554 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,800 - I'll see you later. - Mm...hmm. 555 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:48,730 Come on. Let's go. 556 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,200 I get enough friends. 557 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,860 Oh. 558 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,430 Where's Karen? 559 00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:50,400 - She'll be here as soon as she gives her cat some medicine. - Mm. 560 00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:53,400 - Mm. - Do I you think she'll be surprised? 561 00:29:53,430 --> 00:29:55,760 Oh, absolutely. 562 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,700 What the... 563 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,430 Dave. 564 00:30:34,230 --> 00:30:35,700 Just so I'm clear, 565 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:37,960 You want us to sell our thriving business 566 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,360 So we can live in a bus, like Carnies? 567 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,060 Come on. This is cool. We can go wherever we want. 568 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,330 The...the kids could see America. 569 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:47,460 And when we start stealing to support ourselves, 570 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,400 the kids can see the inside of a prison. 571 00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,530 You're right, Tom. It's a brilliant idea. 572 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,600 Damn it, Lynette. Why do you have to be such a buzz kill? 573 00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:57,500 Why can't you, just once, give me a little support? 574 00:30:57,530 --> 00:31:00,700 Fine. I'll get you a towel. 575 00:31:00,730 --> 00:31:02,130 For what? 576 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,130 Bree you can't fire me. Not after all the sacrifices I made for you. 577 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,130 Orson, stop throwing jail in my face. 578 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,060 You cellmate was a crooked C.P.A. 579 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,800 Who helped you form a bridge club. It wasn't exactly Attica. 580 00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,530 Bree, I need this job. 581 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,560 Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up every morning 582 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,000 And have no reason to get out of bed? 583 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,960 To smile and nod at neighbors 584 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,800 Who knows your wife's supporting you 585 00:31:27,830 --> 00:31:30,530 Because no one will hire a felon? 586 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,260 I am drowning, and for you to throw me a lifeline 587 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:36,160 - And then snatch it away... - Orson, I should have never offered you that job. 588 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,600 - It wasn't fair to Katherine. - I am your husband. 589 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:42,160 - Why are you putting Katherine's feelings ahead of mine? - Orson, please. 590 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,000 - You're putting me in an impossible position. - Then let me make it simpler for you. 591 00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:47,560 I want a divorce. 592 00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:53,130 Hi. 593 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,000 Katherine, great dress. 594 00:31:55,030 --> 00:31:58,560 You're gonna turn some heads with that one. 595 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,560 I hope you're enjoying this party, Carlos, 596 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,830 Because you're not gonna live to see another one. 597 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:05,460 Look, I'm sorry that I lied, and for what it's worth, 598 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,330 - The guilt has been tearing me apart. - You know what's gonna tear me apart? 599 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,360 Another 10-pound baby shooting out my hoo-ha. 600 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,330 Honey, look at it this way, 601 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,360 God blessed us again because you are such a great mom. 602 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,130 Oh. Get your hands off me, you selfish son of a bitch. 603 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,060 I told you I love you. 604 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,460 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 605 00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:29,430 Yes. It means that someone forgot 606 00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:32,030 That we had an agreement to keep things casual. 607 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:35,230 Wow. Okay. 608 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:37,660 So if we're not in a relationship, 609 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:41,060 If I was with another woman, that wouldn't bother you? 610 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,700 No, it wouldn't. 611 00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:47,100 Mm. 612 00:32:49,530 --> 00:32:51,460 Quiet, everyone. 613 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,060 She's coming. Move it. 614 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,760 Surprise! 615 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,130 You think you can screw with me? 616 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:13,000 What do you mean? 617 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,560 Aah! 618 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,960 Karen, what the hell are you doing? 619 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,930 - Ask that husband of yours! - No! 620 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,900 - Let's not be doing that. -No, that man broke into my house tonight! 621 00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:25,800 - What? - Yes, and he...and he moved things around, 622 00:33:25,830 --> 00:33:28,660 And he...and he took a picture off the wall, 623 00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:31,360 And then he put the table next to the couch, 624 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:34,300 And the dish for the keys...it's always by the... Shh. 625 00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:36,260 It's always by the door. 626 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:39,630 And that's not the first time he's broken in either. 627 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:42,560 He stole my cat, and then he put him back. 628 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,400 Okay, Mrs. Mccluskey, why would I do those things? 629 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:50,260 Karen, I hate to say it, 630 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:53,260 But you're not making a lot of sense right now. 631 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,630 Maybe you need to lie down. 632 00:33:57,700 --> 00:34:00,260 - You... - Hey! 633 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,100 I think we should call 9-1-1. 634 00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:04,030 Let go of me! 635 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:08,830 Why are you all acting like I'm crazy? 636 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:11,000 Whoo-hoo! 637 00:34:11,030 --> 00:34:13,760 Halle-damn-lujah, I got my period! 638 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,300 Oh, was she surprised? 639 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,700 She seemed totally disoriented, babbling. 640 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:27,860 I just hope it isn't dementia. 641 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:31,230 She lives by herself. 642 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:32,760 We'll alert the hospital. 643 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,030 - We're gonna need a psych evaluation. - Thank you. Thank you. 644 00:34:38,330 --> 00:34:42,260 Poor Karen. I hope she's okay. 645 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:44,700 Yeah, me, too. 646 00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,160 We should probably talk now, huh? 647 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,830 Yeah. Let's talk. 648 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,460 Does this relationship have a future? 649 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:04,800 Jackson, what we have here has been working pretty well. 650 00:35:04,830 --> 00:35:06,400 Answer the question. 651 00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:10,760 Can't we just keep going the way we are? 652 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,800 And there's my answer. 653 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:27,060 It seems like they're taking good care of her. 654 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:35,730 I hope you didn't mean what you said earlier. 655 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,330 You just don't understand what I owe to Katherine 656 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,560 You're right. I don't. 657 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,060 You started the company 658 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:46,030 And gave her a job when she needed one badly. 659 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:48,500 Why are you the one who owes her? 660 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,600 You know that... 661 00:35:53,630 --> 00:35:57,130 Brunch we had for you right before you left for prison? 662 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,930 I was very tense, 663 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,760 And I was very unhappy. 664 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:09,660 So I had... 665 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:13,030 A glass of champagne. 666 00:36:18,730 --> 00:36:20,700 She's tough. 667 00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:22,660 I'm sure she'll be okay. 668 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,200 How about the crazy married couple throwing drinks? 669 00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:27,960 How are they gonna be? 670 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 You know,I just thought that you got it, 671 00:36:30,030 --> 00:36:32,830 That you knew what I was going through after accident. 672 00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,800 You know,obviously I was wrong. 673 00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:37,660 No,I get it. The sports car,the garage band... 674 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,630 Maybe what we need now, Tom, is for you to get it. 675 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:43,660 Hey,I was the one laying on the floor 676 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,630 With a cop pounding on my chest. 677 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,600 And I had cancer. I get it. I get it. 678 00:36:48,630 --> 00:36:50,700 You want your life to count for something. 679 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:53,660 Exactly. I just don't want to keep making pizzas every day 680 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,700 Till I drop to the floor for real. 681 00:36:56,730 --> 00:37:00,300 I want my life to be exciting. You know,I need adventure. 682 00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:03,260 Scavo's was the adventure. We changed our whole lives 683 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:06,500 So you could live out your dream,and now you're bored. 684 00:37:06,530 --> 00:37:08,460 We can't keep doing this,Tom. 685 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,430 We can't keep throwing all the cards up in the air 686 00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:13,860 Every time you get a little restless. 687 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,530 Let's call it a night. 688 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,530 We have to work t omorrow. 689 00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:26,000 Are you coming? 690 00:37:31,830 --> 00:37:33,900 I'll come when I'm ready. 691 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,030 Did she really need an ambulance? 692 00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:47,560 I don't know. 693 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,900 But you would have if I hadn't started my period. 694 00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:53,460 How could you have done this? 695 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:56,930 - Isn't it obvious? - I want another kid. We can't handle another kid. 696 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,060 - We're living hand to mouth as it is. - That's what you said before we had Juanita 697 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,660 And before we had Celia,and somehow we manage. 698 00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,630 And can you imagine our lives without them? 699 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:07,830 Of course I can't. It's just... 700 00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:09,860 How could you have lied to me? 701 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:16,000 I just couldn't shake 702 00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:21,130 the idea that maybe god had one more miracle in store for us. 703 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,500 Maybe a son. 704 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:25,430 And we have so much love in our lives, 705 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,060 I got greedy,and I wanted more. 706 00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:31,600 But you're right. 707 00:38:31,630 --> 00:38:34,360 It was selfish and stupid,and I am so sorry. 708 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,330 I will call tomorrow and schedule a vasectomy. 709 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:45,200 Or... We use birth control, 710 00:38:45,230 --> 00:38:47,400 And I'm talking double-bagging, 711 00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:50,400 At least until we both decide it's a good idea. 712 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:52,500 Wow. 713 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:58,330 I think I gotta kiss you. 714 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,560 And until we get a box of condoms in that house, 715 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,100 That's all you're getting. 716 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,660 Orson. What's up? 717 00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:16,060 Bree told me what you did for her when I was in prison. 718 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,030 I just want to thank you. 719 00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:19,530 It's nothing. 720 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,330 Not to Bree or me. 721 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,330 And you were dead right to stop her from telling me. 722 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,000 I'd consider it an honor to work for somebody that wise. 723 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:30,500 Work for? 724 00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:32,960 The last I heard,it was partner. 725 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,760 All right,how's this? 726 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,760 I'll become a partner... 727 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,730 But only after you decide I've earned it. 728 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,230 I'm a patient man. 729 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:43,800 I don't care if it takes two years. 730 00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:46,660 Oh,honey... 731 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,160 Working for Bree... 732 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,400 You're not gonna last ten months. 733 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,360 Mind if I say good-bye to our girl? 734 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,130 Sure,but she's a little groggy. 735 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:16,200 You planned the whole thing. 736 00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,500 You're trying to get rid of me. 737 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:22,730 Yes. 738 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:25,260 And I'm sorry it had to be you. 739 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:30,130 'Cause I know you're up to something... 740 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,060 Something awful. 741 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,600 You don't know what "awful" is. 742 00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:42,230 You take care of yourself, Karen, 743 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,900 And I mean that. 744 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:05,000 Yes,it was a night filled with surprises. 745 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,260 Some had learned 746 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,100 Of their husband's plans for the future... 747 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,830 Others had discovered the truth of their wife's past... 748 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,460 Some were touched by their husband's secret longings... 749 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:32,660 Others were hurt by their lover's quick departure. 750 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,160 But for one resident, 751 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,500 The evening had gone as planned, 752 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:40,230 And he now turned his thoughts to his real agenda. 753 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,560 It wouldn't be long now 754 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,660 Before he destroyed the man who had ruined his life, 755 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:53,800 But he knew he had to move carefully. 756 00:41:53,830 --> 00:41:58,430 After all,he wanted it to be a surprise.