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Whatever.
Whatever.
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( Scoffs )
Yeah, like I care.
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All right. I'll talk
to you later,Jackie.
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Ew. Do you mind not getting
all gooey and romantic...
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when I'm about to eat my breakfast?
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What crawled up your butt?
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You and Jackie.
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Then you started
making out in there.
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Hey! No more butt talk at breakfast.
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Look, if you're not gonna
break up with Jackie...
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then you have to tell Kelso, okay?
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- It's like the ethical thing to do.
- Thank you,Johnny Cub Scout.
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What are you gonna do, take away
my friendship merit badge?
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No, because Cub Scouts
are awarded achievement beads.
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Badges.
( Chuckles )
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- So, anybody hungry?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Starved!
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Ladies first.
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Or ladies only.
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Oh, well, um-
well, it's not all for me.
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I'm eating for two now.
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- ( Red, Hyde, Eric ) What?
- I'm pregnant.
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Oh, God. No!
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I mean, great.
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( Rock Group Singing )
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( Ends )
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( Man Shouts Greeting )
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Kitty, are you sure
you're-you're pregnant?
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Maybe you're just
puttin' on your winter weight.
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Red, a woman knows.
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Not to mention I'm late.
And not for work.
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For my menstrual cycle.
Hooray!
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That is great news, Mrs. Forman.
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Now, you stay away
from those smokes.
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If you smoke when you're pregnant,
they come out all spindly.
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Shut up.
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Mom, congratulations.
This is awesome.
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Please, love me the most.
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Well, you're sure
being quiet over there, Red.
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I'm... soaking in the moment.
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Okay. I-I know this is unexpected...
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but I just think it's gonna bring us
so much happiness, don't you?
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Sure.
44
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You know how much I love babies.
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( Laughing )
Oh, what a day. I am so happy.
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I'm just-
I'm just gonna go throw up.
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I just don't understand
how this could have happened.
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Hmm. Maybe it's about time
we had ''the talk.''
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You see, when a boy
loves a girl-
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- Doesn't have to love her.
- That's true.
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''Anyhoo,''
the boy's sexual organ-
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Hey!
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Shut it, dumb-ass.
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Wow. That kid's gonna love it here.
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I can't believe
they're having a baby.
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I can't believe they're still
having sex.
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I mean, my Dad's back goes out if you
look at him wrong.
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- That's why she was probably on top.
- Thanks.
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Thanks, Hyde.
You just killed a part of me.
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Yeah. That's why you got
to put on your raincoat...
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every damn time.
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Well, except for the first time.
Free pass!
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No, Kelso, that's just a myth.
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You're only safe if you do it underwater.
Right, Hyde?
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That's right, buddy.
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Oops.
Oh, a little help, Donna.
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- Sure.
- Oh, nice!
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Catch this, tool!
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- What was that for?
- You keep dropping the ball.
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Well, so I'm a butterfingers.
Isn't that punishment enough?
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00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:06,605
Now look. The ball's all the way
over there in the backyard.
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Little help, Donna.
( Groans )
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God! Fine, I'll get it. God!
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Hey, Steven.
I had fun last night.
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- You had fun doing what?
- Huh? Hey, Michael.
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Um, I went to the movies.
Right, Donna?
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Oh, um, I don't know.
I was with Eric all night.
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But I'm really interested
in this movie.
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Why don't you tell us
all about it?
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Donna?
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Fine.
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You know, it's that new movie
starring that big, red whore.
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Oh, you mean, the one where the big,
red whore is sick of people keeping secrets.
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No. No, no. The one where the big, red whore
keeps sticking her big, red nose...
85
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in places where it
doesn't belong.
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Hey. Watch what you say
about the big, red whore.
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Thank you, Eric. What did Sissy Spacek
ever do to any of you?
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Way to go, guys.
You know how he feels about Sissy!
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Fez, wait!
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Donna, what is with you?
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Look, I'm sick of covering
for your creepy, unnatural relationship.
92
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And I shouldn't have to.
93
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I mean, Hyde, you and Kelso have been friends
forever, and you owe it to him to tell him.
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Yeah, this is way worse than when you stole
his headgear and used it to clean out your sink.
95
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It's tough love, man.
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You know what?
Forget it.
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You obviously don't care about Kelso
or any of the rest of us.
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Yeah, 'cause when this blows up,
guess what. We're all screwed.
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Steven, do you really think
we're a creepy, unnatural couple?
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Come on.
That's a crazy question.
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I mean, if this relationship wasn't just
a little bit creepy and unnatural...
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I wouldn't be in it.
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Oh, Eric, look.
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Your little, pink baby sweater.
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Oh, oh, and the matching
pink bonnet.
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Um, had they explained
to you yet that I was a boy?
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Oh, I am just
so excited about this baby.
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Well, yeah.
You should be.
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And Dad should be too.
What's with him anyway?
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Oh, no. That's just his way.
He'll be fine.
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When I first told him
about you...
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he said, ''Oh, crap!''
and stormed out.
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But then he came back
happy as a clam.
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And then, of course, when you got older,
he got mad again...
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on account of you
not being so very good at sports.
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Don't worry about your father.
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He'll come around.
He always does.
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My ''banky-boo''!
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Hey, Forman.
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00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,952
So I've decided I'm gonna tell Kelso
about me and Jackie.
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00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:11,512
Well, well. I'm glad you finally decided
to listen to your conscience.
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It's not my conscience, man,
'cause I don't have a conscience.
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You know that.
It's just 'cause, you know...
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I figured me and Jackie might be
together a little while, so-
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But, man, she's the devil.
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What can I do?
She's hot.
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No, you only think she's hot...
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because she's made of hellfire.
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All right. What if you were stranded
on a desert island with her?
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( Sighs )
Murder-suicide.
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Okay.
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PictureJackie in a little bikini
made out of coconuts.
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Where's our signal fire?
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And don't give me any,
''Oh, boo-hoo, my hands are bleeding.''
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Suck it up.
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Aw, damn, I got a splinter.
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You couldn't grab the tweezers
as the ship was going down?
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00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:05,239
( Scoffs )
Moron.
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00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,508
Well, that was unpleasant.
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Okay. Try it again.
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00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,514
But this time do what I do.
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( No Audible Dialogue )
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Good God, she is hot.
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00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:42,014
Hey, guys.
What you talkin' about?
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( Hyde, Eric )
Indy 500.
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- Nice.
- All right.
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Hey, can one of you guys give me a ride
to the D.M.V. tomorrow?
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- I lost my license in California.
- Sure, Hyde'll take you.
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- What?
- Yeah. It will give you two a chance to catch up.
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He can tell you how he spent
his summer break.
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00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,069
Yeah.
All right.
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00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:10,773
- So what happened to your license, man?
- Oh, a shark ate it.
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00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,279
Really?
154
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,482
How?
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00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:22,477
Fine. I lost it.
You happy now!
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00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,715
Oh, here you are.
How ya feeling?
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00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,783
Better?
I bet you're feeling better.
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00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,125
I'm fine.
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00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,167
Is that liquor on your breath?
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What is the matter with you, Red?
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00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,433
Well-
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00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:44,408
You know-
I mean-
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00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:48,880
It's just-
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00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,314
I'm not sellin' the Corvette!
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00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,911
- What?
- Kids are expensive.
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00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:58,081
That's gonna be
the first thing to go.
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00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:03,652
I waited 25 years to have
that car because we had kids.
168
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,493
And believe me, I love them.
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,901
But this is supposed to be our time.
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00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:18,535
Kitty, people our age don't have kids.
They have grandkids.
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00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,239
Well, we're having a kid,
so deal with it.
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00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,840
Well, I'm having a Corvette,
so deal with that!
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00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,323
Ooh, a staring contest.
I got winner.
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00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:43,933
Okay, Mr. Red, it looks like
it's just you and me.
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Still the king.
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00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:05,119
And here I am ecstatic, and Red comes home
babbling about his precious Corvette.
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00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:07,358
Well, I'll tell you something.
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00:12:07,432 --> 00:12:11,835
I may be the one who's pregnant,
but I did not get that way by myself.
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00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:13,929
He's the one who
wouldn't go to sleep.
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00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:18,405
You know, Mrs. Forman, there are other ways
of dealing with that.
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00:12:18,477 --> 00:12:21,776
I mean, have you tried telling him
you just like him as a friend?
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00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:28,884
You're carrying Red's baby.
He should be kissing your ass.
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00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:33,084
God! Why are men such jerks? Huh?
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00:12:33,158 --> 00:12:35,319
Tell me.
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00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,228
Well, I just came in here
for the ice cream...
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00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:43,166
so I'm just gonna make mine to go.
187
00:12:45,904 --> 00:12:48,372
Men plant their seed
and think their work is done.
188
00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,773
But women have a being
growing inside of us...
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00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:54,505
the size of a wine jug.
190
00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:56,605
It's got to come out somehow.
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00:12:56,682 --> 00:12:59,810
Oh, oh, oh. It's like that
nature show, you know...
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00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:04,117
where the snake eats an antelope in one bite,
and you're thinking, ''Impossible.''
193
00:13:04,189 --> 00:13:08,626
And then it-it-it
unhinges its jaw, and in it goes.
194
00:13:08,694 --> 00:13:12,790
Well, giving birth is just like that,
only the other direction.
195
00:13:12,864 --> 00:13:16,027
And I need your father there,
holding my hand and telling me it's okay...
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00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:20,197
because I can't swallow
an antelope alone.
197
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:25,203
No, you can't.
And no woman should have to.
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00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:28,970
That bastard.
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00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,112
( Chattering )
200
00:13:38,357 --> 00:13:43,056
Ah, we've been here for, like, an hour.
We've only moved, like, two feet.
201
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:45,528
You think the lines
at the D.M.V. are long?
202
00:13:45,597 --> 00:13:48,862
You should see the free clinic.
203
00:13:48,934 --> 00:13:51,869
Now, there's a wait.
204
00:13:51,937 --> 00:13:55,168
Man, you've been to the free clinic?
205
00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,038
No.
206
00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:00,044
Oh, but I did see your mom there.
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00:14:00,112 --> 00:14:02,046
Burn!
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00:14:02,114 --> 00:14:04,480
( Groans )
209
00:14:04,549 --> 00:14:07,040
( Chuckles )
That's gonna leave a mark.
210
00:14:07,119 --> 00:14:09,747
Just like your mom did!
211
00:14:14,459 --> 00:14:17,087
Come on.
Move it! Damn!
212
00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:23,090
Gentlemen, I'm sorry you
had to see my dark side.
213
00:14:23,168 --> 00:14:25,864
Please excuse me.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
214
00:14:25,937 --> 00:14:28,633
Ta-ta.
215
00:14:31,843 --> 00:14:34,607
( Clears Throat )
216
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:37,012
Look, man, I got to talk to you
about some things...
217
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:39,050
that happened while
you were gone this summer.
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00:14:39,117 --> 00:14:42,416
Hyde, if this is about
free ice cream, naked volleyball...
219
00:14:42,487 --> 00:14:46,947
or a dog wearing a hat and sunglasses,
I'd rather not even know.
220
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:51,059
No, it's aboutJackie.
221
00:14:51,129 --> 00:14:53,256
What aboutJackie?
222
00:14:53,332 --> 00:14:56,028
She was with someone,
I knew it. Damn it!
223
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:58,934
Well, you know, you guys are broken up,
so who cares, right?
224
00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:03,441
We're not-
I don't care. It's just-
225
00:15:03,508 --> 00:15:07,638
I mean, she was
a big part of my life...
226
00:15:07,713 --> 00:15:11,171
and I just hate the thought of her
being off with some random guy.
227
00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:13,877
Well, what if I told you
it was with a friend?
228
00:15:13,952 --> 00:15:16,147
Would that make it better?
229
00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:18,382
No.
230
00:15:18,457 --> 00:15:22,757
That would make it worse, stupid.
231
00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:26,320
Aw, you're messing with me.
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00:15:26,398 --> 00:15:29,162
Okay, 'cause I-
A friend would never do that.
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00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:32,067
Aw, man.
Hyde, you got me again.
234
00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:34,071
Just like I got your mom!
( Laughing )
235
00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:39,106
What is with the hitting?
236
00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:42,746
Guys?
237
00:15:42,814 --> 00:15:45,647
I love this place.
I want to work here.
238
00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:47,651
You just said you hated it.
239
00:15:47,719 --> 00:15:50,950
Yeah, but I went up to the counter,
and the guy treated me like crap.
240
00:15:51,022 --> 00:15:54,753
But he was treating everybody like crap-
poor, rich, black, white.
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We're all crap.
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And look at him.
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Think he was popular in high school?
244
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No way.
But now... he's the belle of the ball.
245
00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:11,198
Well, my friends, it's my turn
to get a taste of those balls.
246
00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:25,485
Hey. I was just inside with Mom
and she's really upset.
247
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I just want to know-
What's your problem?
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You made me bald.
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00:16:38,904 --> 00:16:41,702
- What?
- Five generations-
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not one bald head in my family.
251
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:50,345
Then you came along, and-
Well, look at it.
252
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Children make me bald.
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You know what?
Wear a hat.
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'Cause Mom is really scared...
255
00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:08,397
and she could really use
a little damn support right now.
256
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:10,401
And I don't usually
tell you what to do...
257
00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:14,667
'cause you usually do the right thing,
but this time you didn't.
258
00:17:14,739 --> 00:17:18,732
You know how you're always telling me
to be a man? Well, be a man!
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I made you bald?
You made me skinny!
260
00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:32,623
Oh, hey. How'd it go at the D.M.V.?
Did you tell Kelso?
261
00:17:32,691 --> 00:17:34,784
Nah, I blew it off.
262
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,988
What? Why?
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I don't know.
It's just really hot in there.
264
00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:48,231
Really? 'Cause I think
you chickened out.
265
00:17:48,306 --> 00:17:51,036
No, I didn't chicken out, man.
266
00:17:51,109 --> 00:17:54,943
I just didn't want to drop the news
in front of all those people, you know?
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I mean, haven't I done
enough to the guy?
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So you felt bad?
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Oh, my God, you felt bad!
270
00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:10,456
No, I don't feel bad.
I don't feel anything.
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I don't know. I think someone's
been to Oz and gotten himself a heart.
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- Shut up, Forman.
- Yeah, Eric.
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Maybe we should lay off.
He's had a rough day.
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- Aw.
- I really want to lay off...
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but it's just so hot in here.
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Get bent!
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- ( Door Closes )
- He felt bad.
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- I think we really got through to him.
- Yeah.
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- He's not gonna tell Kelso.
- No.
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00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:53,664
Oh. So you're hiding out here.
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Got a call for some man
about a Corvette.
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What, you gonna buy another one so you can
ride 'em around like a couple of water skis?
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00:19:02,414 --> 00:19:06,145
- I'm selling the Corvette.
- What?
284
00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:08,310
Look, could we finish this later?
285
00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:10,581
I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
286
00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,226
Is that Eric's old cradle?
287
00:19:16,294 --> 00:19:20,822
Yeah, well, uh, the paint was
all chipped off...
288
00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:24,266
and I kind
of remember that, uh-
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00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:27,328
that they liked
sleepin' in this thing...
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00:19:30,942 --> 00:19:35,106
when they weren't peein' and poopin'
all over the place.
291
00:19:36,648 --> 00:19:40,414
Oh, Red.
That is so sweet.
292
00:19:42,354 --> 00:19:44,345
Yeah, well...
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00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:47,548
it might be fun.
294
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:50,789
Hell, this time
we might even get an athlete.
295
00:19:50,862 --> 00:19:52,853
Oh!
296
00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:03,240
- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:20:03,308 --> 00:20:05,242
So did you tell Michael yet?
298
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,837
Oh, yeah, well, I was gonna,
but, um, you know...
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the... timing just
didn't seem right.
300
00:20:11,449 --> 00:20:13,383
Oh, I-I understand.
301
00:20:13,451 --> 00:20:16,852
I mean, it's kind of like-
it's kind of like setting your hair.
302
00:20:16,921 --> 00:20:21,858
If you don't wait long enough, then it's
totally flat and- ( Scoffs ) like Donna's.
303
00:20:21,926 --> 00:20:26,522
But if you wait just the right amount of time,
then it's perfect...
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like mine.
305
00:20:30,669 --> 00:20:32,603
Steven, are you even
listening to me?
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God help me, I am.
307
00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:39,667
Steven.
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00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:45,940
So that's what an adulteress is.
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00:20:46,017 --> 00:20:49,180
I always thought
that it was a tiny adult.
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Hey, uh- Hey, buddy, what do you say we
take this party back to the living room, huh?
311
00:20:56,161 --> 00:20:58,425
Um, yeah, that's a good idea.
312
00:20:58,496 --> 00:21:00,930
No, but I want
a peanut butter and banana-
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( Chuckling )
314
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,161
Why is Hyde kissin'Jackie?
315
00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:15,343
What the hell?
316
00:21:15,413 --> 00:21:17,381
He's dead.
317
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:29,749
They have a lot of questions
in the D.M.V. application.
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00:21:29,828 --> 00:21:32,092
Let's see.
''Sex''?
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00:21:33,098 --> 00:21:35,259
Please.
( Giggles )
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00:21:36,568 --> 00:21:38,866
Lots.
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00:21:38,937 --> 00:21:40,871
''Address''?
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00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:43,430
If I must, but I prefer pants.
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00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,844
''State''?
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00:21:47,912 --> 00:21:49,903
Nervous but excited.
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00:21:51,149 --> 00:21:53,709
''Mother's maiden name''?
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00:21:53,785 --> 00:21:56,276
Streisand, but she
won't acknowledge me.