1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,399 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,099 When her first husband died, 3 00:00:04,100 --> 00:00:06,799 Bree thought she was rid of her mother-in-law... 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,699 Danielle got pregnant, and Bree got creative... 5 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,899 Soon this whole charade will completely unravel 6 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:14,370 and we will be humiliated. 7 00:00:14,371 --> 00:00:17,299 Carlos and Gaby's affair turned dangerous... 8 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,699 If she pulled something like that on me, 9 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,008 that guy wouldn't be around for long. 10 00:00:20,009 --> 00:00:22,190 And an old neighbor returned... 11 00:00:22,205 --> 00:00:25,309 I didn't want poor Aunt Lily to spend her final days in a nursing home. 12 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:27,809 That is so kind of you. 13 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:38,257 Mrs. Lillian Sims returned to Wisteria Lane on a Saturday... 14 00:00:39,409 --> 00:00:41,592 As she emerged from the ambulance... 15 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:42,790 it occurred to her... 16 00:00:42,806 --> 00:00:46,802 the neighborhood looked exactly as she had left it... 17 00:00:48,606 --> 00:00:50,092 She then decided... 18 00:00:50,107 --> 00:00:52,901 she should have painted her house blue... 19 00:00:54,976 --> 00:00:56,491 Moments later... 20 00:00:56,506 --> 00:01:00,300 she wondered if she would see her husband in Heaven... 21 00:01:01,407 --> 00:01:03,292 These are just some of the thoughts... 22 00:01:03,307 --> 00:01:05,903 that go through an old woman's mind... 23 00:01:06,106 --> 00:01:09,051 when she comes home, to die. 24 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:15,292 Now if you need anything, 25 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:17,891 you just ring this little bell, and I'll come running. 26 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:20,532 I'm sorry to be so much trouble. 27 00:01:21,005 --> 00:01:23,002 Well, the good news is 28 00:01:23,408 --> 00:01:25,592 I won't be a burden much longer. 29 00:01:25,606 --> 00:01:27,790 Oh, don't say that... 30 00:01:27,808 --> 00:01:30,090 The doctors say there's a good chance 31 00:01:30,105 --> 00:01:32,991 that you'll be with us for a very long time. 32 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:36,503 I know what's happening to me, Katherine. 33 00:01:37,105 --> 00:01:39,132 You don't need to lie... 34 00:01:41,907 --> 00:01:43,260 Aunt Lily... 35 00:01:44,005 --> 00:01:46,001 What does it feel like? 36 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,262 Dying...? 37 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:48,510 I mean... 38 00:01:49,306 --> 00:01:51,843 It's not that bad. 39 00:01:52,308 --> 00:01:54,153 I feel lucky. 40 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:57,391 When you know time is running out, 41 00:01:57,407 --> 00:02:01,203 you get a chance to reflect on your life. 42 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:06,202 I really did try to live a good one. 43 00:02:06,276 --> 00:02:08,000 You did more than try. 44 00:02:08,508 --> 00:02:11,091 God is going to welcome you with open arms. 45 00:02:11,107 --> 00:02:12,891 I'm not so sure... 46 00:02:12,907 --> 00:02:15,202 Oh, why would you say that? 47 00:02:16,305 --> 00:02:19,563 I keep thinking about Dylan... 48 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:23,503 What we did, what we covered up. 49 00:02:25,507 --> 00:02:27,501 We did what we had to. 50 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,693 We should have told someone. 51 00:02:29,705 --> 00:02:30,753 We couldn't. 52 00:02:30,756 --> 00:02:31,693 You know that. 53 00:02:31,707 --> 00:02:33,591 It... It was a mistake. 54 00:02:33,606 --> 00:02:36,403 And it's not too late to rectify it. 55 00:02:36,977 --> 00:02:39,493 Your life may be over. 56 00:02:39,508 --> 00:02:40,793 But that does not give you the right 57 00:02:40,808 --> 00:02:42,990 to go around destroying the lives of others. 58 00:02:43,008 --> 00:02:45,891 I can't go to my grave with this on my conscience. 59 00:02:45,908 --> 00:02:48,091 Please! We have to tell that girl 60 00:02:48,106 --> 00:02:50,620 what happened in this room. 61 00:02:51,106 --> 00:02:53,703 Absolutely not! 62 00:03:00,508 --> 00:03:04,201 As her guilt over the past began to mount... 63 00:03:04,308 --> 00:03:05,793 it occurred to Lillian... 64 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:09,203 death couldn't come quickly enough... 65 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:14,180 This thought occurred to her niece as well. 66 00:03:15,318 --> 00:03:19,340 Desperate Housewives 4x4 If There's Anything I Can't Stand 67 00:03:25,848 --> 00:03:27,690 There were a lot of things 68 00:03:27,706 --> 00:03:31,293 Bob Hunter disliked about living in the city... 69 00:03:31,307 --> 00:03:34,090 And the thing he hated most... 70 00:03:34,105 --> 00:03:36,343 were the pests. 72 00:03:36,907 --> 00:03:40,002 The rats that lurked in the alleys... 73 00:03:40,808 --> 00:03:44,330 The flies that swarmed the garbage... 74 00:03:44,907 --> 00:03:48,442 The bugs that invaded his co-op... 75 00:03:49,706 --> 00:03:50,470 I have tried it your way... 76 00:03:50,475 --> 00:03:53,990 Finally, Bob informed his significant other 77 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:56,000 it was time... 78 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,333 to leave the city. 79 00:03:59,068 --> 00:04:00,020 So... 80 00:04:00,076 --> 00:04:02,291 they moved to suburbia... 81 00:04:02,307 --> 00:04:05,591 Which they quickly discovered had a few pests... 82 00:04:05,606 --> 00:04:07,191 Hey, neighbor! 83 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,293 Of its own... 84 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:09,593 Oh, we haven't gotten a chance to meet. 85 00:04:09,605 --> 00:04:12,793 I'm Susan, I live next door. Oh! Jeez... 86 00:04:12,806 --> 00:04:14,702 Hi. Hi, I'm Lee. 87 00:04:14,705 --> 00:04:16,390 I... I just wanted to say hi. 88 00:04:16,408 --> 00:04:17,693 You know, I saw the movers taking in 89 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,493 some of your furniture and I just have to say 90 00:04:19,508 --> 00:04:21,932 you and your wife have gorgeous taste. 91 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:24,893 - Need some help? - Yeah, like you wouldn't believe. 92 00:04:24,908 --> 00:04:26,890 I'm Susan. I live next door. 93 00:04:26,895 --> 00:04:28,990 Oh, hi. I'm Lee's partner, Bob. 94 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:30,951 Oh, you're partners! 95 00:04:30,956 --> 00:04:32,392 What kind of business? 96 00:04:32,408 --> 00:04:33,291 You know, whatever it is 97 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,792 just don't let the neighborhood association 98 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:36,190 hear that you work out of your house. 99 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,461 They're so not cool. 100 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:38,492 Actually... 101 00:04:38,497 --> 00:04:39,921 we're life partners. 102 00:04:43,206 --> 00:04:46,250 Oh, that's super! 103 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:49,652 Yeah, I've seen a lot of cable, so I get it. 104 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,042 You're just great. 105 00:04:53,307 --> 00:04:56,301 Thank you. I hope we can live up to your stereotype. 106 00:04:57,805 --> 00:04:58,890 Don't mind him! 107 00:04:58,908 --> 00:05:01,990 He's just a little cranky from... all the fresh air. 108 00:05:02,006 --> 00:05:03,313 Do not apologize for me. 109 00:05:03,318 --> 00:05:06,313 Lee, you're the one who said moving here would be better for Raphael. 110 00:05:06,638 --> 00:05:08,122 So there's... 111 00:05:08,387 --> 00:05:10,023 there's three of you. 112 00:05:10,307 --> 00:05:12,900 Well, that must be... 113 00:05:13,308 --> 00:05:14,790 cozy... 114 00:05:15,906 --> 00:05:18,081 Yes. We're gay mormons. 115 00:05:19,008 --> 00:05:20,903 Susan... 116 00:05:21,207 --> 00:05:23,130 That's Raphael! 117 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:29,093 Raphael is your dog, of course. 118 00:05:29,108 --> 00:05:31,592 You know, 'cause you folks can't have kids. 119 00:05:32,605 --> 00:05:33,810 I mean... 120 00:05:33,815 --> 00:05:36,181 of course you can have kids... 121 00:05:36,297 --> 00:05:38,490 You... You know, because times have changed 122 00:05:38,507 --> 00:05:40,193 and now you're allowed. 123 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,272 What a... 124 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:47,010 nice dog... 125 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,300 I should go. 126 00:05:51,507 --> 00:05:53,180 Nice to meet you. 127 00:05:53,505 --> 00:05:55,903 Hey, stop by any time, Susan... 128 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:58,101 What are you doing? 129 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:06,490 Yes? 130 00:06:06,508 --> 00:06:09,002 I have a delivery for Danielle Van De Kamp. 131 00:06:11,507 --> 00:06:13,922 Can I get you to sign here, please? 132 00:06:17,405 --> 00:06:18,643 Is that for us? 133 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,800 No, it's for Danielle. 134 00:06:21,406 --> 00:06:23,691 That's odd. Who would send her a scooter? 135 00:06:23,705 --> 00:06:25,793 I knew it! Phyllis. Rex's mother. 136 00:06:25,807 --> 00:06:26,892 Ever since he died 137 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:29,091 she's been trying to buy the children's affection. 138 00:06:29,565 --> 00:06:31,990 Well, it's a honey of a bike. 139 00:06:32,006 --> 00:06:34,290 I'm sure Danielle will appreciate the thought. 140 00:06:34,307 --> 00:06:35,990 Well, I'm not giving it to her. 141 00:06:36,008 --> 00:06:39,093 Can you think of a worse present for a pregnant girl? 142 00:06:39,105 --> 00:06:41,191 Well, I'm not knocked up. Let me have it. 143 00:06:41,206 --> 00:06:44,090 You know how I feel about two-wheeled motorized vehicles. 144 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:46,152 They're too dangerous! 145 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,709 We'll donate it to the church. 146 00:06:49,305 --> 00:06:49,837 What?! 147 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:52,392 Reverend Sikes said they're looking for items for the raffle. 148 00:06:52,406 --> 00:06:53,892 So we're just gonna give it away? 149 00:06:53,908 --> 00:06:56,403 Well, it's better than you breaking your neck on it. 150 00:06:56,406 --> 00:06:59,190 Mom, you know how much I want a scooter. Come on! 151 00:06:59,205 --> 00:07:02,393 You heard your mother. We're donating it to the church. 152 00:07:02,407 --> 00:07:04,691 Of course, we need to make sure it's in good working order 153 00:07:04,707 --> 00:07:06,172 before we do that. 154 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,400 Not without a helmet! 155 00:07:14,988 --> 00:07:16,390 This blows. 156 00:07:16,456 --> 00:07:17,891 Are we gonna let her do this to us? 157 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,301 Absolutely not. 158 00:07:19,307 --> 00:07:21,602 If we win that raffle, we're keeping it. 159 00:07:28,107 --> 00:07:29,293 Hey. 160 00:07:29,308 --> 00:07:31,991 It is nice to hear you humming again. 161 00:07:32,006 --> 00:07:35,091 Well, it's amazing what a week without chemo can do. 162 00:07:35,108 --> 00:07:37,292 Yeah. When does the last round start? 163 00:07:37,307 --> 00:07:38,892 Next month, so I have some time 164 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:42,092 before I start feeling like total crap again. 165 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:46,190 And I was hoping we could put that time to good use. 166 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:47,703 Are you sure...? 167 00:07:47,807 --> 00:07:48,890 I mean, the doctor said 168 00:07:48,906 --> 00:07:51,490 it could be months before you get your mojo back. 169 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,563 Well, it's back! 170 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:57,091 And since when do you question the mojo? 171 00:07:57,108 --> 00:07:58,181 You're right. 172 00:07:58,358 --> 00:07:59,693 You're right, forgive me. 173 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:00,500 Okay. 174 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:02,912 So here are your options. 175 00:08:03,105 --> 00:08:04,991 A: we could go romantic, 176 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:08,192 play soft music, light some candles. 177 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:11,900 Or B: go straight to the... 178 00:08:14,508 --> 00:08:16,292 God, it's so been so long. 179 00:08:16,307 --> 00:08:17,493 I hope I remember how to do this. 180 00:08:17,506 --> 00:08:19,690 Well, it's just like riding a bike, you never forget. 181 00:08:19,705 --> 00:08:22,211 Now start pedaling. 182 00:08:35,105 --> 00:08:36,430 Hey. What are you doing? 183 00:08:36,436 --> 00:08:37,890 Oh, sorry. I just messed up your hair. 184 00:08:37,906 --> 00:08:39,521 I'm just trying to fix it. 185 00:08:40,005 --> 00:08:41,082 Sorry. Almost got it. 186 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,331 Hey! 187 00:08:46,428 --> 00:08:48,390 Screw it. 188 00:08:48,405 --> 00:08:49,521 What, what are you doing? 189 00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:51,491 Oh, I ripped it this morning. 190 00:08:51,507 --> 00:08:53,121 It's been itching the hell out of me... 191 00:08:53,135 --> 00:08:54,930 And this is much better. 192 00:08:54,938 --> 00:08:57,330 Are you sure you wanna take that off, honey? I mean... 193 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:58,640 won't you be cold? 194 00:08:58,646 --> 00:09:00,892 No, I'm good... 195 00:09:13,228 --> 00:09:15,843 Hey, baby, what's going on, are you still with me? 196 00:09:15,886 --> 00:09:16,900 Yeah... 197 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:17,960 It's just, it's... 198 00:09:18,078 --> 00:09:19,152 kinda... 199 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,151 What? 200 00:09:22,108 --> 00:09:23,401 Late? 201 00:09:27,435 --> 00:09:28,512 It's nine thirty! 202 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,603 It's just one of our ovens broke down 203 00:09:30,605 --> 00:09:32,902 and the guy from the reparance coming first thing in the morning. 204 00:09:32,915 --> 00:09:35,080 Maybe I could ravish you... 205 00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:37,482 tomorrow. 206 00:09:47,508 --> 00:09:50,050 Come on, Bree! You have to let us do this. 207 00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:51,990 It's a lovely thought, 208 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:53,700 but I really don't want a baby shower. 209 00:09:53,805 --> 00:09:55,193 Well, I bought you an expensive gift 210 00:09:55,205 --> 00:09:57,091 and I'm not giving it to you unless there's a party 211 00:09:57,106 --> 00:09:59,390 with people who can see how generous I am. 212 00:09:59,407 --> 00:10:01,702 Bree, watch this! 213 00:10:03,508 --> 00:10:06,101 Orson, I said be careful! 214 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:10,490 I just think it's tacky 215 00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:12,693 to have a baby shower when it's not your first baby. 216 00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:15,691 Well, I don't see the problem with it... Hint, hint. 217 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,290 Yeah, and showers aren't just about presents. They're fun. 218 00:10:18,305 --> 00:10:22,001 And we can play games, like "How big is mummy's tummy?" 219 00:10:22,406 --> 00:10:23,290 Excuse me? 220 00:10:23,305 --> 00:10:25,691 Yeah, we get a ball of yarn, and we each cut a piece 221 00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:28,393 that we think is just big enough to fit around your stomach 222 00:10:28,406 --> 00:10:31,302 and the one closest wins a prize. 223 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,692 I really don't want a shower. 224 00:10:34,707 --> 00:10:37,003 Look! Look at me! 225 00:10:38,008 --> 00:10:41,703 Orson, just five more minutes! That's all you're getting! 226 00:10:42,307 --> 00:10:44,491 I tell you what. Why don't we just skip the shower 227 00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:47,090 and after the baby's born, I'll have a christening party? 228 00:10:47,107 --> 00:10:48,730 What do you say? 229 00:10:53,306 --> 00:10:54,502 I'm okay! 230 00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:56,613 I'm fine. 231 00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,400 Oh, dear God. 232 00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:03,892 Excuse me, ladies. 233 00:11:03,908 --> 00:11:05,593 I... I couldn't help overhearing 234 00:11:05,605 --> 00:11:08,491 you talking about my mom's shower. 235 00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:11,101 I think I could be of a little assistance here. 236 00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:22,692 Why do you have to take our new neighbors cookie bars? 237 00:11:22,706 --> 00:11:25,091 Oh, look, I made a terrible first impression 238 00:11:25,105 --> 00:11:27,791 so I thought I'd make them some of my home-baked goodness. 239 00:11:27,807 --> 00:11:29,693 But you didn't bake any goodness. 240 00:11:29,705 --> 00:11:32,092 You just warmed up the goodness I bought at the store. 241 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:34,671 Well, yeah, I don't bake. Catch up! 242 00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:37,390 You know, not all neighbors have to be friends. 243 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,201 Why don't you just let it go? 244 00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:41,693 Mike, they live 15 feet from us. 245 00:11:41,706 --> 00:11:44,091 If we have a fire, I wanna be sure that they like us enough to call 911. 246 00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:47,191 Ah, that's the real reason. 247 00:11:47,205 --> 00:11:50,000 You can't stand it when somebody doesn't like you. 248 00:11:50,308 --> 00:11:51,600 Well, maybe. 249 00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:54,391 Well, maybe Bob and Lee just like to keep to themselves. 250 00:11:54,407 --> 00:11:56,290 That's fine, and once they like me, 251 00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:59,001 they can keep to themselves all they damn well please. 252 00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:08,993 Hi. I wanted to bring you 253 00:12:09,005 --> 00:12:10,692 a "Welcome to the Neighborhood" present. 254 00:12:10,707 --> 00:12:12,893 You should try one while they're still warm from the oven. 255 00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:14,331 That's really nice, thank you. 256 00:12:15,418 --> 00:12:16,791 Oh, are there nuts in them? 257 00:12:16,807 --> 00:12:17,541 Nuts? 258 00:12:17,607 --> 00:12:18,590 Yeah. 259 00:12:18,935 --> 00:12:21,100 Gee, let me think... 260 00:12:21,607 --> 00:12:22,693 Nope, no nuts! 261 00:12:22,707 --> 00:12:23,992 Are you sure? Cause I'm highly allergic. 262 00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:25,801 Half a pecan could kill me. 263 00:12:33,807 --> 00:12:34,790 I'm not seeing any nuts. 264 00:12:34,805 --> 00:12:36,192 Okay, you made them? 265 00:12:36,207 --> 00:12:40,003 So did you or did you not put nuts in them? 266 00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:44,891 Okay, here's the thing. I'm a really crappy baker. 267 00:12:44,908 --> 00:12:46,490 To give you something that I made myself 268 00:12:46,505 --> 00:12:48,052 would be like an insult, so... 269 00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:49,892 So, so, so you bought them! 270 00:12:49,905 --> 00:12:51,791 And then you heated them up in attempt to make your gesture 271 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:54,891 seem more thoughtful than in fact it was? 272 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:57,193 Hey, I would've made them myself if I knew how! 273 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:58,790 Honestly, I'm a good neighbor. 274 00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:01,193 Yeah, well, neighbor, why don't you take 275 00:13:01,208 --> 00:13:04,290 your store-bought, warmed-up, possibly poisonous cookie bars 276 00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:07,800 and give them to someone more likely to survive your generosity? 277 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:10,893 Do you like wine? 278 00:13:10,908 --> 00:13:14,200 No, no, so please don't bring me a bottle from your vineyard. 279 00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:21,901 This rip is pretty big! 280 00:13:22,106 --> 00:13:23,592 It'll take about a week. 281 00:13:23,607 --> 00:13:25,300 A week!? 282 00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:26,622 All right. 283 00:13:26,957 --> 00:13:28,502 You'll hurry if you can? 284 00:13:31,007 --> 00:13:32,891 Honey, it's okay. You look cute in a scarf. 285 00:13:32,905 --> 00:13:34,492 I'm upset cause that salesgirl 286 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,790 just walked away with my sex life. 287 00:13:36,807 --> 00:13:37,280 What? 288 00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:39,393 After two months of puking my guts out, 289 00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:40,990 last night I was finally in the mood 290 00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,292 but Tom, not so much. 291 00:13:42,306 --> 00:13:45,391 Apparently, my bald head is a big turnoff for him... 292 00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:46,510 Why'd you take your wig off? 293 00:13:46,516 --> 00:13:47,642 It was itchy. 294 00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:49,141 Okay... 295 00:13:49,148 --> 00:13:50,191 not smart. 296 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:52,491 Gaby, I am his wife. 297 00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:54,090 He's supposed to love me! 298 00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:56,690 Not my body, me! My... My soul. 299 00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:58,890 Why can't he make love to my soul? 300 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,391 Interesting... 301 00:14:00,426 --> 00:14:01,603 Question? 302 00:14:02,037 --> 00:14:03,892 When was the last time you were in the bar 303 00:14:03,906 --> 00:14:05,991 and heard a guy turn to his friend and say. 304 00:14:06,008 --> 00:14:07,992 "Hey, check out the soul on that girl?" 305 00:14:08,156 --> 00:14:09,190 What are you saying? 306 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:11,890 I'm saying men are visual. 307 00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:14,492 Hell, I have a whole closet full of costumes. 308 00:14:14,507 --> 00:14:17,892 You need to give Tom something to look at. 309 00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:19,240 Something... 310 00:14:19,246 --> 00:14:20,992 spicy like... 311 00:14:21,008 --> 00:14:22,391 Gaby, I'm not a redhead. 312 00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:23,690 But you could be! 313 00:14:23,706 --> 00:14:25,793 Which brings me to my second point... 314 00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:27,790 Men like variety. 315 00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:29,790 Tonight you're a redhead... 316 00:14:29,805 --> 00:14:31,321 tomorrow... 317 00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:34,292 you are Helga, the sexy milkmaid. 318 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,293 Or... 319 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,293 Amber, the lonely runaway. 320 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:39,521 Or... 321 00:14:41,637 --> 00:14:44,002 Jeff, the friendly guy from work. 322 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,301 What? I don't know what Tom is into. 323 00:14:51,108 --> 00:14:55,101 Claude, you know I don't like it when you "hmm"... 324 00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:56,400 Edie... 325 00:14:57,008 --> 00:14:58,653 How long have you had this? 326 00:14:59,406 --> 00:15:00,590 Had what? 327 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,991 I don't have anything... 328 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:04,440 I'm just here for my 5,000 mile checkup. 329 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,392 Well, you know that bullet 330 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,102 you've managed to dodge all these years? 331 00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:12,391 Which one? 332 00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,590 The clap? The herp? 333 00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:16,191 The syph?! 334 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,393 Crabs? 335 00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:21,102 Relax. I'll boil all the sheets and towels. 336 00:15:21,508 --> 00:15:23,891 And then we'll use this special shampoo 337 00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:25,190 and in three days... 338 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:27,791 the crotch carnival packs up and leaves town. 339 00:15:27,806 --> 00:15:28,962 Man! 340 00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:30,390 How did this happen? 341 00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:31,762 Don't give me that look. 342 00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:34,203 I know exactly how I got 'em. 343 00:15:34,407 --> 00:15:36,890 I used the tanning bed right after Mimsy Porter, 344 00:15:36,907 --> 00:15:38,301 that skank. 345 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,492 It smells like burnt licorice. 346 00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:42,953 Well, come in the bathroom 347 00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:45,401 and I'll show you how to use this. 348 00:15:46,177 --> 00:15:47,891 I think I can figure that out. 349 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,492 You know, the good news is we're in a committed relationship. 350 00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:52,793 Otherwise, we'd have to make that call of shame 351 00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:54,802 to everyone we've been with. 352 00:15:58,406 --> 00:15:59,391 You've heard me make before, 353 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,793 but something I feel very, very strongly about. 354 00:16:01,806 --> 00:16:04,291 For me, it's a very simple formula. 355 00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:07,291 More development leads to an increased tax base 356 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:10,203 which helps build schools for our children. 357 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:12,491 Around the country, the needs of children are being... 358 00:16:12,508 --> 00:16:13,692 What are you doing here? 359 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,090 I need to talk to you. 360 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,003 Can't you just call me? 361 00:16:17,507 --> 00:16:21,301 This is not something that you wanna hear on the phone. 362 00:16:27,407 --> 00:16:29,403 Where did you get those? 363 00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:31,801 How do you think? Edie. 364 00:16:33,706 --> 00:16:36,001 You are still sleeping with Edie? 365 00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,692 Well, you're still sleeping with Victor, aren't you? 366 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,890 Yeah, if I didn't, he would think something is going on. 367 00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,792 What is your excuse for doing it with Edie? 368 00:16:42,807 --> 00:16:44,700 She wants to, and I'm a guy. 369 00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:47,802 This is serious, okay? 370 00:16:48,406 --> 00:16:50,993 If Victor wakes up with a zoo in his pants, 371 00:16:51,005 --> 00:16:52,190 there's gonna be hell to pay. 372 00:16:52,205 --> 00:16:54,593 You don't have to tell me. If he finds out about us, 373 00:16:54,607 --> 00:16:56,200 I'm the one that's gonna wind up in a landfill. 374 00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:58,290 Okay, just don't panic, okay? 375 00:16:58,307 --> 00:16:59,992 We're gonna get the salve or the ointment, 376 00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:03,303 or whatever it is you put down there, and we're gonna be fine. 377 00:17:10,908 --> 00:17:11,781 We're screwed. 378 00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:12,971 Yeah. 379 00:17:15,738 --> 00:17:16,670 Tom? 380 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,790 The kids are asleep. 381 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,891 Are you coming to bed anytime soon? 382 00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,491 Yeah, I just gotta pick a new running back 383 00:17:23,506 --> 00:17:26,102 for my fantasy football team. 384 00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:30,673 That's too bad. 385 00:17:31,105 --> 00:17:34,252 I had a little fantasy thing planned of my own. 386 00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,493 Lynette... 387 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,091 Lynette's not here right now. 388 00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:43,562 I'm Brandy, the slutty cheerleader. 389 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,391 This is all very romantic, Gaby. 390 00:17:57,408 --> 00:18:01,251 But I still have four building proposals to read before tomorrow. 391 00:18:02,407 --> 00:18:04,970 That's Nurse Gaby to you. 392 00:18:06,707 --> 00:18:08,141 Nurse Gaby? 393 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,093 Am I sick? 394 00:18:12,107 --> 00:18:15,292 Well, the doctor says you need to relax. 395 00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:19,301 And I know just how to relax you. 396 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,993 It smells like licorice. 397 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:33,493 It's a blend of 36 essential oils, 398 00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:35,490 anise root and fennel. 399 00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:37,011 Do you like it? 400 00:18:38,008 --> 00:18:39,692 It smells a little mediciny. 401 00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:42,202 That's the fennel. 402 00:18:53,707 --> 00:18:55,901 It's stinging a little. 403 00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:58,390 That's, the tension... 404 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,201 leaving your body. 405 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,392 It's really stinging. 406 00:19:03,406 --> 00:19:05,690 And we can rinse it off... 407 00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:07,801 in three to five minutes... 408 00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:11,290 but before we do that... 409 00:19:11,306 --> 00:19:13,240 What the hell is that? 410 00:19:14,206 --> 00:19:16,291 You know, for a guy getting rubbed down by a hot nurse, 411 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:17,681 you ask a lot of questions. 412 00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:19,051 Sorry. 413 00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:27,393 Oh, come on, uncle Frank. 414 00:19:27,406 --> 00:19:29,093 What's the point of having a gay uncle 415 00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:31,400 if you're not gonna help me make friends with these guys? 416 00:19:34,898 --> 00:19:37,101 Mom said that the whole family knew. 417 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:41,900 Okay, gotta go. Love you. 418 00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:43,713 What's going on? 419 00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,890 Oh, I found Raphael wandering in the street. 420 00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:47,493 I went to take him back, but Bob and Lee aren't home 421 00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:50,170 so I'm just gonna give him a little treat and put him back in their yard. 422 00:19:51,335 --> 00:19:53,090 Wait a second! Leave him with me. 423 00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:54,890 I need to score some points with those guys 424 00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:57,330 and being a dog-rescuing hero could be just the ticket. 425 00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:59,892 So what, you're just gonna keep him here until they come back? 426 00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,133 Maybe a little longer... 427 00:20:03,237 --> 00:20:04,341 How long? 428 00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,090 Well, long enough for them to worry. 429 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,090 You know, the more they worry, the more I'm a hero. Get it? 430 00:20:09,106 --> 00:20:10,493 I get that you're insane. 431 00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,420 I'm not, I'm not. Now get some mud. 432 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,400 I wanna dirty him up so he looks like he's been through hell. 433 00:20:17,207 --> 00:20:19,273 Okay, in you go. 434 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,291 Here, let me help you with those. 435 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,303 Oh, that's all right. I've got them, Mr. Knievel. 436 00:20:27,706 --> 00:20:30,422 Oh, boy. You're never gonna let me live this down, are you? 437 00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:31,302 Nope. 438 00:20:32,505 --> 00:20:34,892 I thought the same thing. It seems to me that you should go to the doctor again. 439 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:37,001 Surprise! 440 00:20:40,248 --> 00:20:41,431 Guys... 441 00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:42,803 What did I tell you? 442 00:20:42,855 --> 00:20:45,522 You said "no shower". But look around! Men. 443 00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:48,181 So technically, it's a party, not a shower. 444 00:20:48,338 --> 00:20:50,132 Andrew told us that you only said no 445 00:20:50,308 --> 00:20:52,282 cause you didn't want to impose. 446 00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:56,661 So you're responsible? 447 00:20:56,665 --> 00:20:59,843 Yeah, well, I know you said not to make a big fuss, 448 00:20:59,865 --> 00:21:00,733 but hey! 449 00:21:00,805 --> 00:21:02,271 You earned it. 450 00:21:02,787 --> 00:21:04,662 Well, don't just stand there, come in. 451 00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:08,791 We have lots of food and fun and surprises. 452 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,143 Yeah, all kinds of surprises... 453 00:21:12,296 --> 00:21:14,390 Where is she? 454 00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:17,241 Bree! 455 00:21:17,415 --> 00:21:18,780 Phyllis!? 456 00:21:18,897 --> 00:21:21,453 I... helped with the invitations, too. 457 00:21:21,637 --> 00:21:25,643 I can't tell you how touched I was to be included. 458 00:21:25,807 --> 00:21:29,082 Especially after my many conciliatory gestures 459 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:30,921 were so coldly rebuffed. 460 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,481 I have been awful. 461 00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:36,032 I wouldn't blame you if you stormed out right now. 462 00:21:36,138 --> 00:21:37,680 Nonsense. 463 00:21:37,848 --> 00:21:41,342 I'm here to celebrate our renewed friendship... 464 00:21:41,497 --> 00:21:43,123 and your baby. 465 00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:45,910 Or should I say babies? 466 00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:47,640 You know, it's often a sign of twins 467 00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:52,272 when a mother's face gets all plump like yours. 468 00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,192 I... 469 00:21:55,207 --> 00:21:58,262 bet you wouldn't mind if I broke my neck on that scooter now. 470 00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:06,683 I'm off to the bank. 471 00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:09,520 Aunt Lily just took a pill, so she's down for the afternoon. 472 00:22:09,638 --> 00:22:11,521 Okay. Have fun. 473 00:22:25,747 --> 00:22:27,200 Is your mother gone? 474 00:22:27,365 --> 00:22:28,800 Yeah, do you need her? 475 00:22:28,955 --> 00:22:31,121 No, no... 476 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,502 This is what I wanted... 477 00:22:35,177 --> 00:22:36,772 I thought you took a sleeping pill. 478 00:22:36,937 --> 00:22:41,073 I pretended to so she'd leave us alone... 479 00:22:42,047 --> 00:22:44,113 Aunt Lily, what's going on? 480 00:22:44,278 --> 00:22:46,310 I have to tell you something... 481 00:22:47,788 --> 00:22:52,352 First, you should know that what happened... 482 00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,992 it was nobody's fault. 483 00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:57,872 What do you mean, what happened? 484 00:22:57,888 --> 00:23:00,792 You don't remember living on this street before... 485 00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:02,421 do you? 486 00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:04,512 - No. - Well... 487 00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:07,620 there's a reason for that... 488 00:23:08,148 --> 00:23:09,833 Dylan? 489 00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:16,691 Mom, I thought you left? 490 00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:18,221 I forgot my checkbook. 491 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,482 Could you go down and find it for me? 492 00:23:20,726 --> 00:23:22,270 Sure. 493 00:23:35,297 --> 00:23:39,502 You really should get your rest. 494 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:48,210 - Hey! - Hey. 495 00:23:48,288 --> 00:23:49,342 Got your wig back, huh? 496 00:23:49,407 --> 00:23:51,312 Yeah, good as new! 497 00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:52,121 Listen... 498 00:23:52,237 --> 00:23:55,012 I thought we could put the kids to bed early tonight, 499 00:23:55,025 --> 00:23:56,251 if you know what I mean... 500 00:23:56,358 --> 00:23:59,033 I do... and I'm up for that. 501 00:23:59,618 --> 00:24:01,813 Fantastic. 502 00:24:02,378 --> 00:24:04,003 I hope Brandy won't get stuck late 503 00:24:04,155 --> 00:24:05,843 at cheerleading practice? 504 00:24:07,178 --> 00:24:08,522 About Brandy... 505 00:24:08,535 --> 00:24:09,561 bad news. 506 00:24:09,738 --> 00:24:10,851 What? What happened? 507 00:24:11,028 --> 00:24:13,401 Well, Penny wanted to play beauty school with the wig 508 00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,810 and, well... 509 00:24:14,815 --> 00:24:18,022 let's just say she's got no future as a stylist. 510 00:24:18,345 --> 00:24:19,861 Bad haircut, huh? 511 00:24:20,785 --> 00:24:24,492 Sounds like Brandy might get awful mad about that. 512 00:24:25,165 --> 00:24:27,353 Brandy's history, Tom. Let her go. 513 00:24:35,198 --> 00:24:36,290 Raphael! 514 00:24:36,385 --> 00:24:37,411 Come home, boy! 515 00:24:38,988 --> 00:24:40,302 Raphael? 516 00:24:41,876 --> 00:24:42,833 Lee? 517 00:24:43,488 --> 00:24:44,622 Is something wrong? 518 00:24:44,626 --> 00:24:46,200 Raphael got out. I don't know what happened. 519 00:24:46,205 --> 00:24:47,900 I think he jumped the fence. 520 00:24:48,025 --> 00:24:48,940 Well... 521 00:24:49,046 --> 00:24:51,092 would you like me to help you look for him? 522 00:24:51,215 --> 00:24:52,293 Seriously? 523 00:24:52,648 --> 00:24:53,880 What a... What about your party? 524 00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:56,792 It's just a baby shower... 525 00:24:56,897 --> 00:24:58,081 that I'm throwing... 526 00:24:58,087 --> 00:24:59,152 for my best friend. 527 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,453 I can't ask you to leave that. 528 00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,770 Oh, please. What are neighbors for? 529 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,743 Raphael? 530 00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:08,052 Here, puppy! 531 00:25:10,496 --> 00:25:14,180 I see you've taken down all the pictures of Rex. 532 00:25:14,345 --> 00:25:16,871 Well, I'm... sorry if that offends you, Phyllis, 533 00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:20,212 but I didn't want Orson to feel uncomfortable in his new home. 534 00:25:20,315 --> 00:25:21,443 I see... 535 00:25:21,838 --> 00:25:25,040 you're trying to be considerate of your husband's feelings. 536 00:25:25,637 --> 00:25:30,970 Well, I'm glad that you're at least trying to get it right the second time around. 537 00:25:31,416 --> 00:25:35,211 Still, it must be awfully hard on Danielle and Andrew 538 00:25:35,407 --> 00:25:39,133 to have their father's face banished from their own home. 539 00:25:39,307 --> 00:25:41,371 He wasn't banished! 540 00:25:42,677 --> 00:25:43,760 By the way... 541 00:25:44,798 --> 00:25:45,500 Where... 542 00:25:45,688 --> 00:25:47,090 Where's Danielle? 543 00:25:48,695 --> 00:25:50,990 She's... at boarding school... 544 00:25:51,878 --> 00:25:53,001 in Switzerland. 545 00:25:53,348 --> 00:25:54,591 Switzerland?! 546 00:25:54,756 --> 00:25:58,843 Is it asking too much to be told what continent my granddaughter is on?! 547 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,740 You are keeping my grandchildren from me 548 00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:02,481 and I don't know why! 549 00:26:02,547 --> 00:26:03,921 I'm going to mingle. 550 00:26:03,977 --> 00:26:06,703 Every time I start a chat, you walk away. 551 00:26:06,868 --> 00:26:08,953 I mean, if you don't want to talk to me, 552 00:26:09,128 --> 00:26:11,080 why did you invite me? 553 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:14,210 It's a surprise party, you daft woman! 554 00:26:14,378 --> 00:26:16,570 What makes you think I had a hand in the guest list? 555 00:26:16,645 --> 00:26:17,423 So... 556 00:26:18,568 --> 00:26:20,320 you don't want me here? 557 00:26:20,526 --> 00:26:21,341 For God sakes, Phyllis. 558 00:26:21,357 --> 00:26:23,692 It's not as if we got along when Rex was alive. 559 00:26:23,868 --> 00:26:25,543 What did I ever do to you? 560 00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:28,663 But try to treat you like a daughter... 561 00:26:28,678 --> 00:26:31,893 I even gave you my mother's sable coat. 562 00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:33,310 You hated your mother! 563 00:26:33,317 --> 00:26:34,600 But I loved that coat! 564 00:26:34,665 --> 00:26:36,150 Then I'll give it back to you. 565 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,140 No, you keep it 566 00:26:37,205 --> 00:26:39,793 as a reminder of how hard I tried 567 00:26:39,878 --> 00:26:42,522 to make you like me. 568 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:48,941 Grandma, are you leaving already? 569 00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:50,220 I'm sorry, dear. 570 00:26:50,398 --> 00:26:54,671 But your mother has made it impossible for me to stay. 571 00:26:58,468 --> 00:27:00,870 Where does she keep my sable coat? 572 00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:03,030 Probably in her bedroom closet. 573 00:27:11,425 --> 00:27:12,710 Where is she going? 574 00:27:12,886 --> 00:27:14,510 She asked me where your fur coat was. 575 00:27:15,915 --> 00:27:17,600 And you told her?! 576 00:27:21,298 --> 00:27:22,662 Oh, crap! 577 00:27:32,737 --> 00:27:37,681 I guess you won't be needing the breast pump I bought you. 578 00:27:43,266 --> 00:27:44,240 So... 579 00:27:44,598 --> 00:27:47,400 Danielle is having a baby. 580 00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:49,901 Yes, and for the sake of her reputation 581 00:27:50,088 --> 00:27:52,750 we've agreed to pretend that it's mine. 582 00:27:52,915 --> 00:27:54,333 I just hope that 583 00:27:54,385 --> 00:27:56,941 those Swiss doctors know what they're doing. 584 00:27:57,126 --> 00:27:59,091 She's not in Switzerland. 585 00:27:59,276 --> 00:28:01,672 She's at the Sisters of Hope convent. 586 00:28:02,187 --> 00:28:04,761 Look, Phyllis, I'm sorry. I know this is upsetting. 587 00:28:04,886 --> 00:28:07,050 Actually, I'm thrilled. 588 00:28:07,898 --> 00:28:10,491 I'm going to be a great-grandma! 589 00:28:12,236 --> 00:28:14,053 Well, um... 590 00:28:14,238 --> 00:28:16,871 technically, yes. 591 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:21,083 What do you mean, technically? 592 00:28:21,258 --> 00:28:24,320 We're saying that the baby is mine and Orson's 593 00:28:24,486 --> 00:28:27,120 and if you hover around like a grandmother, 594 00:28:27,275 --> 00:28:29,161 people will be suspicious. 595 00:28:29,325 --> 00:28:32,162 You're not keeping this baby from me, 596 00:28:32,255 --> 00:28:35,540 not if you don't want me to tell those people downstairs 597 00:28:35,635 --> 00:28:37,501 whose child it really is. 598 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,000 You wouldn't... 599 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:41,052 Think of Danielle! 600 00:28:41,336 --> 00:28:42,963 I wish you had. 601 00:28:43,147 --> 00:28:44,490 If you'd raised her properly, 602 00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,543 she wouldn't be pregnant without a husband! 603 00:28:47,615 --> 00:28:50,361 You think I don't know I'm a failure as a parent? 604 00:28:50,557 --> 00:28:52,143 That's why this child means so much to me. 605 00:28:52,255 --> 00:28:55,112 It's my second chance. 606 00:28:55,247 --> 00:28:58,343 Well, I hope the second time around that you take my advice. 607 00:28:58,547 --> 00:29:02,933 I always said that you were too strict with those kids. 608 00:29:03,107 --> 00:29:06,363 Parenting tips from you? That's rich. 609 00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:09,163 I was a wonderful mother to Rex! 610 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,923 Then why did he go and avoid you? 611 00:29:10,997 --> 00:29:12,392 Why were you barely ever here? 612 00:29:12,578 --> 00:29:14,350 Because of you! 613 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,950 He knew you hated me. 614 00:29:17,045 --> 00:29:19,243 Oh, he was happy to let you think that... 615 00:29:19,287 --> 00:29:21,862 but he was the one who dreaded your visits. 616 00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:28,392 Phyllis, wait! 617 00:29:30,257 --> 00:29:35,171 Excuse me, everyone, but I have something to say. 618 00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:39,801 What is it, grandma? 619 00:29:40,227 --> 00:29:41,420 I... 620 00:29:53,518 --> 00:29:55,171 I have to go. 621 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,502 And I just wanted to say how nice it was 622 00:29:58,568 --> 00:30:02,580 to see you all again after so much time. 623 00:30:05,506 --> 00:30:06,833 Good-bye. 624 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:17,542 Thank you for the gift. 625 00:30:18,538 --> 00:30:19,793 You know, Bree, 626 00:30:20,347 --> 00:30:23,451 you're not the only one who would like a second chance. 627 00:30:31,395 --> 00:30:32,271 Nothing, huh? 628 00:30:32,277 --> 00:30:33,980 No. No, he's lost. 629 00:30:34,177 --> 00:30:34,991 And he doesn't know this neighborhood. 630 00:30:35,056 --> 00:30:36,582 There's no way he's gonna find his way home. 631 00:30:36,645 --> 00:30:39,142 Oh, he will, come on, you gotta keep believing. 632 00:30:39,208 --> 00:30:40,820 Oh, crap! 633 00:30:40,985 --> 00:30:42,710 Bob's home, what am I gonna tell him? 634 00:30:42,726 --> 00:30:43,541 Don't! 635 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:44,500 We'll just keep looking. 636 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:47,333 I have a feeling we're gonna find that cute little guy. 637 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,630 You are so nice to do this! 638 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:52,201 I mean, especially after the way I acted when we first... 639 00:30:52,207 --> 00:30:53,221 You know what? Don't worry about it. 640 00:30:53,396 --> 00:30:54,951 I'm gonna go inside and get us some water, 641 00:30:55,108 --> 00:30:56,593 and then we're gonna just keep looking. 642 00:30:56,595 --> 00:30:58,023 Okay. 643 00:31:07,528 --> 00:31:08,462 Lee! 644 00:31:09,015 --> 00:31:11,201 I can't find Raphael, you seen him anywhere? 645 00:31:11,325 --> 00:31:12,370 Oh, Bob... 646 00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,933 Prom... Promise you won't hate me. 647 00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:15,931 What are you talking about? What happened? 648 00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:17,282 Raphael got out. 649 00:31:17,368 --> 00:31:18,220 - He got out? - Yeah. 650 00:31:18,385 --> 00:31:19,082 He doesn't know the neighborhood. 651 00:31:19,088 --> 00:31:20,963 I know he doesn't know the neighborhood. 652 00:31:31,438 --> 00:31:33,213 Oh, wait, he's right there. 653 00:31:38,435 --> 00:31:41,021 Oh! Oh, my God! 654 00:31:51,356 --> 00:31:53,652 What was our dog doing in your garage? 655 00:31:53,815 --> 00:31:56,033 I have no idea. 656 00:32:02,215 --> 00:32:03,960 What? 657 00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:14,663 Did you get a chance to napalm the jungle yet? 658 00:32:14,745 --> 00:32:15,760 Yep! 659 00:32:16,588 --> 00:32:18,051 And? 660 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:20,492 All quiet on the southern front. 661 00:32:22,515 --> 00:32:24,901 Gaby, we have got to be more careful. 662 00:32:24,988 --> 00:32:27,113 Absolutely. 663 00:32:27,285 --> 00:32:29,770 It's kind of exciting, though. 664 00:32:29,965 --> 00:32:31,171 What is? 665 00:32:31,446 --> 00:32:34,200 Playing with fire, almost getting burned but not quite. 666 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:35,223 Don't be thinking like that. 667 00:32:35,276 --> 00:32:37,843 If Victor catches us, he'll kill us both. 668 00:32:38,005 --> 00:32:39,810 That's what's so exciting. 669 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,610 Hi. 670 00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:44,830 Hi. 671 00:32:44,887 --> 00:32:46,812 Oh, my... Excuse me. 672 00:32:49,197 --> 00:32:51,471 Mmm, that's... 673 00:32:51,768 --> 00:32:53,950 an interesting cologne you're wearing... 674 00:32:55,085 --> 00:32:56,242 My wife gave it to me. 675 00:32:56,445 --> 00:33:00,260 It's got... anise root, fennel... 676 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:01,971 What, you like it? 677 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:05,060 Yeah, it's just... 678 00:33:05,356 --> 00:33:06,721 I don't know... 679 00:33:07,137 --> 00:33:08,780 weirdly familiar. 680 00:33:19,168 --> 00:33:20,640 Crab cake? 681 00:33:20,815 --> 00:33:21,951 Yeah. 682 00:33:22,486 --> 00:33:23,743 Thanks. 683 00:33:26,788 --> 00:33:28,041 Crab cake? 684 00:33:34,865 --> 00:33:36,061 Crab cake? 685 00:33:42,265 --> 00:33:43,700 Crab cake? 686 00:34:06,735 --> 00:34:09,763 Kids are asleep. 687 00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,771 I'm... not. 688 00:34:14,996 --> 00:34:16,352 Whatcha got back there? 689 00:34:16,357 --> 00:34:18,302 Just a little present. 690 00:34:19,608 --> 00:34:23,062 Say hello to Brandy's even sluttier sister... 691 00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:25,141 Candy. 692 00:34:26,196 --> 00:34:27,422 What are you doing? 693 00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:28,641 Well, I just... I just thought 694 00:34:28,658 --> 00:34:29,952 since we had so much fun last night, 695 00:34:29,965 --> 00:34:32,772 maybe we can have a little more fun. 696 00:34:32,875 --> 00:34:34,691 And that's only possible 697 00:34:34,695 --> 00:34:37,992 when you're pretending I'm someone else? 698 00:34:40,046 --> 00:34:41,763 Well, you have to pretend, too! 699 00:34:43,158 --> 00:34:44,672 What? 700 00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,153 This... 701 00:34:46,707 --> 00:34:48,542 is me, Tom! 702 00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:49,681 Not... 703 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:51,851 Brandy or Candy... 704 00:34:51,865 --> 00:34:53,242 It's just your wife... 705 00:34:53,247 --> 00:34:55,123 Lynette, am I not enough for you? 706 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:57,071 What are you getting so mad for? 707 00:34:57,245 --> 00:34:58,741 The first wig was your idea. 708 00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:01,472 Yeah, because I'm bald. 709 00:35:01,576 --> 00:35:03,862 And I know that that's a big old turnoff 710 00:35:04,038 --> 00:35:05,702 but, you know, I can't help it. 711 00:35:06,055 --> 00:35:06,961 I have cancer. 712 00:35:07,136 --> 00:35:09,612 Yes, I know. I hear about it all the time. 713 00:35:09,788 --> 00:35:13,343 Can you blame me for wanting to escape every once in a while? 714 00:35:13,435 --> 00:35:14,470 Escape from me, you mean? 715 00:35:14,517 --> 00:35:15,682 Yes! 716 00:35:17,306 --> 00:35:18,743 You know why last night was so much fun? 717 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:22,622 Because I got to make love to someone who wasn't sick. 718 00:35:23,145 --> 00:35:25,163 I know, I know, I'm not supposed to say this stuff. 719 00:35:25,176 --> 00:35:27,031 I have to be the heroic husband who listens 720 00:35:27,038 --> 00:35:29,173 and holds you when you cry and never cries himself. 721 00:35:29,236 --> 00:35:32,870 But this affects me, too. 722 00:35:33,835 --> 00:35:36,902 - Well, I know that. - You do? 723 00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:38,430 - Yeah! - How? 724 00:35:39,148 --> 00:35:40,343 Since this whole thing began, 725 00:35:40,528 --> 00:35:44,402 have you ever once asked me how I'm doing? 726 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,623 Oh... 727 00:35:53,747 --> 00:35:54,691 My God! 728 00:35:54,746 --> 00:35:56,030 I haven't... 729 00:35:56,368 --> 00:35:57,542 Have I? 730 00:36:03,237 --> 00:36:05,780 I am one of those... 731 00:36:05,905 --> 00:36:07,390 whiny... 732 00:36:07,645 --> 00:36:11,343 self-involved sick people. 733 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:14,331 I didn't say that... 734 00:36:14,386 --> 00:36:15,830 No, I am. 735 00:36:15,836 --> 00:36:19,862 It's been months and I have barely thought about what you're going through. 736 00:36:19,866 --> 00:36:20,581 It's okay. 737 00:36:20,587 --> 00:36:23,053 Will you stop being so heroic?! 738 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,560 I'm a cancer bitch! 739 00:36:32,727 --> 00:36:33,782 What? 740 00:36:35,215 --> 00:36:37,171 I'm not gonna argue with you... 741 00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,102 You suck. 742 00:36:46,975 --> 00:36:47,990 Well... 743 00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:52,292 I guess I could give Candy a whirl. 744 00:36:53,007 --> 00:36:54,940 Are the kids really asleep? 745 00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:58,440 Cause I think she might be a screamer. 746 00:37:02,948 --> 00:37:04,311 Actually... 747 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:05,990 if we're gonna pretend... 748 00:37:06,675 --> 00:37:08,252 how about tonight 749 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,910 I'm not a hero... 750 00:37:11,695 --> 00:37:13,671 and you are not a cancer patient...? 751 00:37:14,876 --> 00:37:16,140 We'll just be... 752 00:37:16,658 --> 00:37:18,272 Tom and Lynette... 753 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:20,853 See what happens... 754 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,532 Oh, I'd like that. 755 00:37:33,988 --> 00:37:35,631 How's Bob's suit? 756 00:37:37,335 --> 00:37:38,091 Ruined. 757 00:37:38,317 --> 00:37:39,701 What if we take it to my cleaners? 758 00:37:39,765 --> 00:37:41,521 Susan, that paint's not coming out. 759 00:37:41,616 --> 00:37:43,412 So we're buying him a new suit... 760 00:37:44,186 --> 00:37:45,932 for 2,000 bucks. 761 00:37:46,345 --> 00:37:47,390 $2000? 762 00:37:47,575 --> 00:37:49,290 Well, according to Lee, it's a Dolce. 763 00:37:49,445 --> 00:37:51,542 I don't know what that means, but he said it six times. 764 00:37:51,568 --> 00:37:52,830 That's crazy! 765 00:37:54,098 --> 00:37:55,961 No, what's crazy is I'm about to buy 766 00:37:55,978 --> 00:37:57,470 the most expensive suit of my life 767 00:37:57,478 --> 00:37:59,062 and I'll never wear it. 768 00:37:59,406 --> 00:38:01,671 Oh. I just wanted them to like me. 769 00:38:01,786 --> 00:38:03,431 Well, they don't. 770 00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:05,731 Lee said that six times, too. 771 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,820 There must be some way I can apologize to them. 772 00:38:08,988 --> 00:38:10,611 We can't afford any more of your apologies. 773 00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:11,751 I know, maybe if I... 774 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,852 Damn it, Susan, let it go, okay? 775 00:38:13,915 --> 00:38:16,521 I asked you to before, and you didn't, and look what happened. 776 00:38:16,618 --> 00:38:18,091 So I'll ask you again. 777 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,673 Just let it go. 778 00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,802 Mike, wait, we should talk about this. 779 00:38:21,877 --> 00:38:23,133 I'm going to bed. 780 00:38:23,246 --> 00:38:24,672 I've gotta work tomorrow. 781 00:38:25,047 --> 00:38:26,411 I'm buying a suit. 782 00:38:42,006 --> 00:38:43,771 Grandma! 783 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,592 What are you doing here? 784 00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:49,330 You needn't be embarrassed, dear. 785 00:38:49,505 --> 00:38:51,713 Your mother's told me everything. 786 00:38:52,377 --> 00:38:54,250 It's great to see you. 787 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,642 I hate this place. It's like baby jail. 788 00:38:58,747 --> 00:39:01,161 Well, that's what I've come to talk to you about. 789 00:39:01,577 --> 00:39:04,302 Perhaps it's time for you to leave. 790 00:39:09,316 --> 00:39:10,811 Dylan? 791 00:39:11,906 --> 00:39:13,182 Is that you? 792 00:39:13,256 --> 00:39:14,010 We have... 793 00:39:14,216 --> 00:39:16,220 Have to talk... 794 00:39:26,216 --> 00:39:27,313 Hey! 795 00:39:28,318 --> 00:39:29,731 I'm glad you're home. 796 00:39:31,037 --> 00:39:33,111 I wanted to talk to you about Aunt Lily. 797 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,340 What about her? 798 00:39:37,148 --> 00:39:38,292 It was so weird. 799 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,502 She called me into her room this afternoon. 800 00:39:41,866 --> 00:39:43,090 She started saying she knew why 801 00:39:43,095 --> 00:39:45,682 I didn't remember living on this street before. 802 00:39:45,706 --> 00:39:47,463 Oh, sweetie... 803 00:39:47,876 --> 00:39:50,342 your Aunt Lily is fading fast. 804 00:39:50,798 --> 00:39:52,981 Half the time, she doesn't know what she's saying. 805 00:39:56,265 --> 00:39:57,690 Was that her? 806 00:39:58,108 --> 00:39:59,572 No, I just checked on her. 807 00:39:59,577 --> 00:40:01,203 She's sleeping. 808 00:40:02,398 --> 00:40:04,451 You know, you have that recital in two weeks. 809 00:40:04,455 --> 00:40:06,811 Shouldn't you be practicing? 810 00:40:12,775 --> 00:40:14,770 Dylan... 811 00:40:17,047 --> 00:40:19,503 Please... 812 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,632 Pests... 813 00:41:29,726 --> 00:41:33,600 They come in all shapes and sizes... 814 00:41:33,775 --> 00:41:37,980 And disrupt our lives in a variety of ways... 815 00:41:39,155 --> 00:41:42,240 At first, they're merely annoying... 816 00:41:43,847 --> 00:41:47,262 And we do our best to ignore them... 817 00:41:47,637 --> 00:41:48,972 Home in my own bed... 818 00:41:48,987 --> 00:41:52,172 But if we don't take them seriously... 819 00:41:52,348 --> 00:41:56,402 They can become quite dangerous... 820 00:41:58,177 --> 00:41:59,523 For some... 821 00:41:59,535 --> 00:42:03,331 death seems to be the easiest solution... 822 00:42:09,796 --> 00:42:12,710 But the problem with pests... 823 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:15,862 is that what they leave behind... 824 00:42:15,948 --> 00:42:18,900 is just as dangerous.