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Previously on "Desperate Housewives"
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The new neighbor...
-oh, my god. Katherine.
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Turned out to be
an old friend of Susan's...
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and that pine tree in the back yard...
it's my pride and joy.
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Who had a problem
making new friends.
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Oh, it absolutely kills me to
have to ask you to cut it down.
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Her daughter couldn't recall the past.
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- I'm Julie's mom.
- Who's Julie again?
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Your best friend
when you were little.
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But her husband had news for susan.
- You're pregnant.
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Lynette revealed her condition.
- I have cancer.
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Gaby and carlos began a secret affair.
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- Can you get away tonight?
- Are you serious?
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And edie uncovered a secret
of another sort.
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Why didn't you ever tell me
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About your offshore
bank account...
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the one with $10 million in it?
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(Mary alice) the great
crime wave hit wisteria lane
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on a tuesday afternoon.
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That's when residents found
their barbecues upended...
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their clean laundry trampled...
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and their skateboards missing.
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Naturally,
everyone began to ask
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who could be responsible
for such carnage.
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The answer
lay in the home of a neighbor
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who, 20 minutes earlier,
had been engaging in...
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an altogether
different type of crime.
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Oh, i gotta get back.
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I told edie i was just
going for a jog.
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Do i look sweaty enough
for a 5-mile run?
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Yeah. Unfortunately,
it's my sweat.
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Mmm. Mmm.
When are you gonna dump her?
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(sighs) it's complicated,
okay?
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Besides, i don't see you
in any big hurry
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to dump victor.
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Generally speaking,
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women don't leave their husbands
for guys who have girlfriends.
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Just boot the bitch.
What are you afraid of?
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Hey, i am not afraid of...
(car door shuts in distance)
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Oh, my god!
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What the hell's
the matter with you?
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(lowered voice) edie!
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(edie) gaby, you in there?
(whispers) okay.
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(normal voice) one second!
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Edie! What brings you here?
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I'm looking for carlos.
He went for a run,
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but it was hours ago.
Sorry. Haven't seen him.
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Really? Because ida greenberg
said that she thought
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she saw him on your porch.
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Uh, that's impossible, because
he's there! There he is!
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What?
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Carlos!
He's at your house.
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Oh,
he just let himself in.
Oh.
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There you go. He's home.
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Okay. Well, thanks.
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You told her
i was at home.
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So?
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So i'm not at home.
I'm here.
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What the hell
am i supposed to do?
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Edie! Edie, wait!
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Wait, wait, wait!
Don't go!
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Don't go!
Why?
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Uh, you, uh,
have a birthday coming up,
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and, uh, i don't know
what to get ya.
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Or maybe a coffeepot
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or scented hangers
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or... a nice clock radio.
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Gaby, i don't have time
for this.
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Why don't you just
surprise me?
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Uh, wait, but don't go!
(tires screech)
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I-i need a little more guidance!
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Damn it, boys! You should not be
screwing around in the streets!
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Somebody's gonna get hurt!
(both yelling)
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Carlos!
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Can you believe this?
Someone broke into our house.
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Oh, my god.
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And so ended the great
crime wave on wisteria lane.
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No one ever found out
who was responsible...
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ew. Honey, you're all sweaty.
Go clean up.
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Because it was an inside job.
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Desperate Housewives
Season 04 Episode 02
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you will never see despair here...
(dog barks)
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Or rage.
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You will never see
the tiniest bit of regre
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you see, the people
who live here have learned
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there is one sure way
of hiding their secrets...
hey.
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From their neighbors.
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That's why, in the suburbs,
there is nothing more deceptive
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than a smile.
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So what did julie say,
exactly?
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She said dylan's
not the same girl.
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Not the same girl
like she's changed,
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or not the same girl because
she's been replaced by a robot?
I know it sounds weird,
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but julie says dylan
does not remember anything
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about living here.
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Well,
maybe she blocked it out.
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Did something bahappen
to her when she was young?
I'm not sure.
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But there was something odd
about the way they left.
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So...
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if it isn't the early morning
gossip brigade.
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Who are we dishing today?
Uh, susan.
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She's standing right there.
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Oh, my god. Have you been there
this whole time?
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Anyway, i wanted to talk
to you girls about lynette.
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What about her?
Well, since she's been
so tired from chemo,
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i thought it'd be nice
if we did something for her,
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like bring her lunch?
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Uh, that sounds great.
Yeah, let's do it.
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Um, gaby, why don't you bring
your vegetable lasagna?
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Susan, you do beverages,
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and, uh, katherine, why don't
you bring a simple green salad?
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I'd rather bring dessert.
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Oh, no need, dear.
I always bring dessert.
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Oh, i'm thinking
my lemon meringue pie.
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Oh, yum.
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Yeah, here's the thing.
The movers lost my salad bowl.
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My pie plates,
on the other hand...
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will not be needed.
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As i said,
i always bring dessert.
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I know.
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I will lend you
my salad bowl.
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You really don't wanna miss
bree's pie. It's perfect.
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Who am i to argue
with perfection?
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Sorry. It's just, something
has been driving me crazy.
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Now you're perfect.
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D-does it hurt?
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It's a little uncomfortable,
but i'm fine.
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Take a card.
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Hey, i told you
i'm collecting queens.
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Pay attention.
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You remember we played this
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when you were in labor
with parker?
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42 hours without meds.
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I'll never forget
what a trouper you were.
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Well, let's not compose
my eulogy just yet.
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I'm still troupin'.
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Take a card.
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Right.
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It's funny.
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We played cards on our honeymoon
the day that it rained.
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Do you remember that?
We... we lit a fire...
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you're doing it again.
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Sorry.
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Hey, i told you
i'm collecting queens.
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Shoot. That's right.
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Oh, my god.
Are you letting me win?
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I just wanna make you
feel good.
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By taking all the fun
t of the kill?
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Honey, i'm sorry.
It's just...
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(voice breaking)
I love you so much.
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Out.
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What?
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You are supposed
to be distracting me,
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not depressing
the hell out of me.
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You're kicking me out
of chemo?
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I'll see you at home.
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Honey, i'm your ride.
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Just go. I'll cab it.
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There's that trouper
that i admire so much.
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Out!
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Carlos! Hi!
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Hey,
there's my birthday girl.
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Oh. Mmm!
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(chuckles)
It's a nice car.
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We got company?
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No.
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Then whose is it?
(chuckles)
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It's... your birthday present
to me. Surprise!
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A car. I was gonna get you
earrings.
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So? Get 'em.
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And i will drive around
with the top down
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so everyone can see them.
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Edie, i can't afford this.
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Of course you can.
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Just move some of
your offshore money onshore.
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I told you,
that account was a secret,
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which it's not gonna be
for long
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if i start buying
$80,000 cars.
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Now i'm sensing that
this little nest egg of yours
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is a teensy bit illegal.
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Where'd it come from?
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You don't need to know that,
d the i.r.s. Doesn't, either.
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You want me to go to jail?
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Goodness, carlos.
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L-i had no idea
that your situation was so...
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precarious.
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Well... i guess
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i'll just have to take this
back to the dealership.
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Thank you for understanding,
babe.
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Look, if... (sighs) if you
don't want the earrings,
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just pick something else out
instead.
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Just not too extravagant.
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Don't worry.
I have a thought,
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and it's right
in your price range.
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Oh! Hi. Hi.
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Hey, katherine.
What's going on?
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Why is there a moving van
in your driveway?
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Oh, i meant to call you.
I, uh...
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it's just been so nuts.
I got a new job... in chicago.
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What? You're just leaving,
like that?
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I know! It's crazy, huh?
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I really wish i had time
to talk,
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but i gotta finish packing.
Oh, whoa. No, hang on.
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Let me just run and get julie so
she can say good-bye to dylan.
Oh, we're really in a rush.
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I don't think we're gonna
have time...
(glass shatters)
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Th-that's okay, guys!
Keep packing! I'll clean it up!
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Katherine?
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Are you okay?
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You seem a little jumpy.
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I just had a-a long night,
and l-i have a lot to do.
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I'm really gonna miss you.
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Katherine, hi.
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Oh, uh, i brought you
that salad bowl.
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Oh, thank you.
You're so thoughtful.
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No problem. Hey, you know,
i was meaning to ask you,
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how did that job
in chicago work out?
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Job?
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You know, the one that
you left so suddenly for.
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Oh, right. Yes, of course.
Uh, good.
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Uh, it worked out well...
very challenging.
Oh.
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I've got something in the stove.
I've gotta go.
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Oh.
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Susan.
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What?
I'm eating for two.
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Well, do both of you
wanna be fat?
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Okay, when i'm in labor
and i am pushing and screaming
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to bring your child
into the world,
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do you really want me
to remember
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that you denied me syrup?
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Carry on.
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Mom, i need to talk
to you about tonight.
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Oh, my god.
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Is it about matt's party?
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Yeah. It turns out
it doesn't start until 10:00,
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so can i stay out till 1:00?
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Well, uh, well, the johnsons
live right down the road.
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Yeah, i guess that's fine.
Thanks.
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Whoa, whoa. Is this
the johnsons over on crestview?
Yeah.
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Yeah, l-i don't think
you should go to that.
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Why not?
Well, i've done a couple jobs
at that house,
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and they have some
really wild parties.
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I don't even wanna tell you what
i've snaked out of that toilet.
Those re
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matt's not like that.
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All 17-year-old guys
are like that.
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The only reason my buddies
and i even had parties
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was to get girls wasted.
Well, i don't drink.
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Neither did missy taylor,
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and fast-forward to her tying
her bra on my car antenna.
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I really appreciate
your concern,
251
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,200
but my mom already told me
i could go.
252
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,100
(clicks teeth)
Well, that's true.
253
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,500
Just giving my opinion.
It's up to your mom.
254
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,300
Uh, we...
255
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,700
i mean, you both make
a-a good case.
256
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,400
Um... but i think i'm gonna
have to agree with, uh...
257
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,500
and you know i love you both...
decide.
258
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,500
Mike. I'm going with mike.
What?
259
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,200
Well, it sounds like this party
could be on the wild side,
260
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,200
and it is starting very late.
This is so unfair.
261
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,400
I'm sorry, honey.
262
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,500
You wanted aecision.
This is my decision.
263
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,600
More syrup?
264
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,300
Missy taylor?
265
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,500
Carry on.
266
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,800
Look at your little dylan,
all grown up.
267
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:43,700
Karen mccluskey.
268
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,500
I babysat you
way back when.
269
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,600
You were a biter.
270
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,400
Well,
i hope i didn't hurt you.
271
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,600
Nah, you were a cutie...
but loud.
272
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,300
I remember the racket you used
to make on your tricycle.
273
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,000
I gave your dad hell
four putting that horn on it.
274
00:14:58,300 --> 00:14:59,200
My dad?
275
00:14:59,200 --> 00:14:59,900
Mm-hmm.
276
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,800
How could
you know my dad?
277
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,400
He left
when i was a baby.
278
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,100
Nah, he used to come around
once in a while.
279
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,500
Anyway,
nice to have you back.
280
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,000
Please let me help.
281
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,700
I feel so guilty
just sitting here.
282
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,700
Do not move. We want to
pamper you, so please let us.
Thank you.
283
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,600
Hey, so how's
the chemotherapy going?
284
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,300
Oh, no, no. She doesn't
want to talk about that.
I don't mind.
285
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,400
Oh, come on. Let's dig in
to the pie. Looks amazing.
286
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,900
Wow.
287
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:37,800
Oh, my god. Bree, that is, like,
the best pie you've ever made.
288
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:41,100
Well, thank you. I don't think
i did anything differently.
289
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,000
This is not my pie.
290
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,400
(laughs) okay,
you caught me. It's mine.
291
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,800
What happened to the pie
that i brought?
Oh, i was a little sneaky,
292
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,700
and i put it in the fridge.
I just wanted you to try mine.
293
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,700
Well, did we
or did we not agree
294
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,200
that i would bring
the dessert?
295
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,600
I know, but everyone says
you're such an amazing baker,
296
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,900
and i was hoping
you would give me some tips
297
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,300
to improve my recipe.
298
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:21,800
Well, clearly no tips
are needed.
299
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,700
As my friends said,
"best pie ever made."
300
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,300
Well, then perhaps you
shouldn't have said anything.
301
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,400
I would have been happy for
everyone to think it was yours.
302
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,200
So back to chemo...
303
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,700
how's that been?
304
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,100
Yeah, so far...
305
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:44,800
not that bad.
306
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,100
Though i did have to
kick tom out yesterday.
307
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,200
Why?
308
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,100
He was getting so emotional.
309
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,200
It felt like the last 20 minutes
of "brian's song."
310
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,600
So... i guess i'm in the market
for a new chemo buddy.
311
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,900
Well, i would be more
than happy to go with you.
312
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,600
Count me in.
313
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,800
I'll sit with you.
314
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,500
I volunteer at the hospital,
so i'll be there anyway.
315
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh! My god, you guys.
316
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,700
I'm so touched you're all
willing to do this.
317
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,200
What are friends for?
318
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,200
Gaby?
319
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,800
???
320
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,500
Staged
your lemon meringue pie?
321
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,100
You've gotta be kidding.
322
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,800
I'm not.
That despicable woman
323
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,600
was just supposed to bring
a simple green salad.
324
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,200
She not only brought
a pie...
325
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:48,500
she hid mine
and served hers.
326
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,500
Well, that's beyond despicable.
That's culinary terrorism.
327
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,900
Oh, it gets worse.
Her pie was better than mine.
328
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
(mixer whirring)
Impossible.
329
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,500
It's true.
Everyone thought so.
330
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:04,300
Even me. Oh, and that
simple green salad...
331
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,200
mache and baby arugula with
duck confit and candied walnuts!
332
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,600
My god, she plays to win.
333
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,200
I have been here for hours
trng to replicate her recipe,
334
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,600
and nothing has
even comclose!
335
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:19,200
Don't be so hard on yourself.
This one's fantastic.
336
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,900
That's hers!
337
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,100
Sorry.
338
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,100
Orson, what am i gonna do?
339
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,600
You might have
to bite the bullet
340
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,200
and ask her for her recipe.
341
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,600
What? Surrender?
Debase myself?
342
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,500
Bree,
it's your signature pie.
343
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,400
You make it for parties,
church suppers, bake sales.
344
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,200
If she's always right there
behind you
345
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,300
with her superior version,
staking out her claim
346
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,300
as fairview's number one
homemaker...
347
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,700
she will have stolen
my entire identity.
348
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,100
Well,
i wouldn't go that far.
349
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,300
No, it's true.
350
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:55,300
The only thing about me
that's special
351
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,400
is what i can do
in the kitchen.
352
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,200
You're right.
353
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,400
I have got
to get that recipe...
354
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,800
by any means necessary.
355
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:12,900
Hey, gaby.
356
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,000
Hey, what's up?
357
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:18,500
Well...
i felt a little weird
358
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,900
about something
that happened at lunch,
359
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,300
and i thought
we should talk about it.
360
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,600
I know. Do you believe
that pie business?
361
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,500
I thought bree's head
was gonna explode.
362
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,100
(chuckles)o, not that.
363
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,100
Okay, i don't know how
to say this,
364
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,500
so i'm just gonna say it.
365
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,800
When everyone was offering
to come with me to chemo...
366
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,700
even katherine,
who i don't even know,
367
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,000
you sort of clammed up.
What was that about?
368
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,300
Well, it just seemed like people
had it pretty well covered.
369
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000
Yeah, but between us,
370
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,400
you're the onel really want there.
371
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,800
Out of everyone,
you're the most fun,
372
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,400
and i need that now.
373
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,900
Oh, that's sweet.
374
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,600
But to be honest,
i don't like hospitals.
375
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,700
Nobody likes hospitals.
376
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,600
Unfortunately, that's the place
you have to go
377
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,000
when you're sick,
or your friends are.
378
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,900
You are my friend, right?
379
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,100
What, is this a test
of our friendship?
380
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,400
Yeah... kinda.
381
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,600
Can i pencil you in?
382
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,400
I can't wait.
383
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,300
(lowered voice) psst! Come here.
384
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,700
Okay, i'll come there.
385
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,700
Are you still mad at me
about the party?
386
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,600
Oh, you picked up on that,
did you?
387
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:50,500
Okay, look, i've been
thinking about things, and...
388
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,100
(whispers) just forget
what i said earlier.
389
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:52,700
(loudly)
You mean i can go?
390
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,700
Shh! Jeez! Ooh,
mike's in the other room.
You're not gonna tell him?
391
00:20:56,700 --> 00:21:00,100
No, and neither are you.
(scoffs) why are you
walking on eggshells?
392
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,400
You are my mother. You have
every right to override him.
I know.
393
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,100
I just... i think it's sweet
that he worries about you,
394
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,100
and i want him to feel
like he's part
395
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,000
of the decision making
process.
396
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,900
Well, clearly he's not if
you're going behind his back.
397
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:13,800
Do you wanna go or not?
398
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:16,000
Yes! Yes, i really wanna
go to the party.
399
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,700
Party? You guys still
talking about that?
400
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,500
(sighs) can you believe it?
401
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:25,700
Ugh! Let it go.
You know, mike and i decided...
402
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,300
no party, and that's final.
403
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,500
Bree.
404
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,000
I hope this isn't
a bad time.
405
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,600
I just wanted to bring you
a housewarming gift.
406
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:50,700
It's the recipe for
my special mincemeat pie.
407
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:53,500
It wouldn't be thanksgiving
at my house without it.
408
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,800
Well...
aren't you thoughtful?
409
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,300
Let me just file this
in my recipe box.
410
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,900
Well, as long as we're
swapping pie recipes,
411
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:06,400
i would love the one for
your fabulous lemon meringue.
412
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,500
Really? I'm so flattered
you'd ask.
413
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,900
But i don't share that.
414
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,200
Excuse me?
415
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,000
You have to understand...
416
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,300
i experimented for years
417
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,700
before i came up
with my secret ingredient.
418
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:27,900
Which is what?
Vanilla? Nutmeg? Cardamom?
419
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:30,700
If i told you, it wouldn't
be a secret anymore.
420
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,100
It would just be
an ingredient.
421
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,000
Well, that, um,
hardly seems neighborly.
422
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,300
After all, i just gave you
the recipe for my mincemeat pie.
423
00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:44,200
Yes, and it's a very good one.
I have the book it came from.
424
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:46,700
That recipe is not
from a book.
425
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,500
That recipe was handed down
to me from my mother.
426
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,800
Well, unless your mother
was betty crocker,
427
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,000
she got it from a book.
428
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,900
Oh, dear.
Now i've upset you.
429
00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,500
No. No, i am not upset.
430
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,500
I'm just confused as to why
you seem so determined
431
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,200
to get off
on the wrong foot.
432
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,500
First you bring a pie
to lynette's,
433
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,100
when i clearly assigned you
the salad...
434
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,400
now, see,
that's where i'm confused.
435
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,300
Just what, please,
gives you the right
436
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:16,900
to decide who brings what
to a luncheon that i suggested?
437
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,400
Well, it's tradition.
438
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,600
I always organize
our little get-togethers,
439
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,000
and i always bring dessert.
440
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,200
Well, then
how lovely that i'm back
441
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,200
and can shouer
that burden for you.
442
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,400
Just... give me the recipe!
443
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,400
Sorry. I can't.
444
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,600
I do hope this doesn't
keep us from being friends,
445
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,800
because i like you, bree.
446
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,800
And i'm sure
if you put your mind to it,
447
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,500
you can come up
448
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,200
with an even better
lemon meringue pie than mine.
449
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:54,200
The trick is finding that
perfect blend of sweet and sour.
450
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,500
Well, you've certainly
mastered that, dear.
451
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,600
So when do i get to see
my big surprise?
452
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,600
Wait for it. Wait for it.
453
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,400
Ta-da.
454
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:14,300
Whoa.
455
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:17,200
All that syrup went straight to your boobs.
456
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:21,200
So it's not my imagination.
They're bigger, right?
457
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:22,800
Uh, yeah.
458
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,900
Especially the right one.
459
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:26,700
Mike!
460
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,300
Just kidding.
Pick those up and bring 'em over here.
461
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,500
Well, i'd better warn you.
462
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,100
I may have to work the shoulders.
463
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,900
Mmm. Hey.
464
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,100
That thing with julie and
the party this morning...
465
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,000
mm-hmm?
466
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,400
Thanks for backing me up.
467
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,100
It meant a lot,
and i know it wasn't easy for you.
468
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,400
Uh, yeah, well, you know,
sometimes you gotta hang tough.
469
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,200
Mm, well,
you did the right thing.
470
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,300
I drove by that house tonight.
Mm-hmm?
471
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,200
That party was out of control.
472
00:24:58,700 --> 00:24:59,400
What?
473
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,400
Yeah, there were kids staggering around drunk...
474
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,500
puking in the gutter,
475
00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,100
and then i saw some girls running around topless.
476
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,200
I'm sure the cops will be there any minute.
477
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,600
We need whipped cream.
478
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,000
What?
479
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:16,500
Well
480
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:20,600
i don't think that
you can have sexy date night without whipped cream.
481
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,000
Can't and won't.
482
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,800
Well, i...
i can go get some.
483
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,900
No, no, you've, uh, worked all day.
484
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,600
You stay here.
I'll go to the store.
485
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,700
Could you get more syrup?
486
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,500
Make a wish.
487
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,000
So i'm dying to see what i got you.
488
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,700
How thoughtful was i?
489
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,100
Very.
490
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,300
Open it.
491
00:25:59,400 --> 00:25:59,700
"Yes!"
492
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,700
Not yet.
I haven't asked the question.
493
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,400
Will you marry me, carlos solis?
494
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,300
And you say...
495
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,200
you're proposing?
496
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,500
You said you didn't want to spend too much.
497
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:23,600
So what's more affordable than a promise?
498
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:24,600
Look, edie...
499
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,100
i'm doing this for you.
500
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,200
If the i.r.s. Gets wind of your...
501
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:29,900
rainy day fund,
502
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,500
they could make me testify against you.
503
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,100
But if i were your wife...
504
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,700
how are they going to find out?
505
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,400
Oh, honey, people talk...
506
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,600
angry people, disappointed people.
507
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,600
Come on.
Say your line.
508
00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,700
It's my birthday.
509
00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,600
Fine.
510
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:01,600
We're engaged.
511
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,000
Oh! Carlos!
512
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,400
I think i'm gonna cry.
513
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,300
Yeah, me, too.
514
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,500
I mean, how weird is that?
515
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,800
My mom always told methat my dad took off
516
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,200
right after i was born.
517
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,500
So did she explain what mccluskey said?
518
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,500
I didn't tell her.
519
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,600
She kinda freaks out anytime i bring him up.
520
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,400
Dylan, you have a right to know about your dad.
521
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,400
You've got to confront her.
522
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,100
Yeah, right.
523
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,100
I could never do that.
524
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,100
She isn't cool like your mom.
525
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,600
Hi. It's my birthday.
526
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,800
Oh, that must mean you're matt.
527
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,200
I'm susan mayer, and i'm...
528
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,100
all righty.
529
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,900
You magnificent bastard!
You actually did it!
530
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,800
It wasn't me,
but happy birthday, man.
531
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,300
Well, it was somebody.
Who cares? Gather 'round, men.
532
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
So you like this music?
533
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,200
Ah, it's fine.
534
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,400
Would somebody just tell me where i can find...
535
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,000
hey, enough talking.
Just take it off.
536
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,000
We're feeling generous tonight.
537
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,600
Oh, my god!
538
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,600
I'm not a stripper.
539
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,300
You're not?
540
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,900
Is this gonna happen or what?
541
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,300
Boomer, she's not a stripper.
542
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,500
What's with the implants?
543
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,300
I'm pregnant.
544
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,200
That's hot.
545
00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:24,600
Sorry.
546
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:26,600
Should've known you were julie's mom.
547
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,800
You're way too gorgeous to be a stripper.
548
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,500
If that's your lame attempt
549
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,500
to keep me from calling your parents...
550
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,800
it worked. Well played.
551
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,300
Excuse me. Oh. Aah!
552
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,700
Uh, uh...
553
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,900
mom, what are you doing here?
554
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,900
I am taking you home.
This party is out of control.
555
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:53,900
No, it's not.
556
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,400
Well, of course
you don't think it is
557
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,500
because yore knocking back a big cup of...
558
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,200
mm... orange soda.
559
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:05,100
I don't believe this.
560
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,700
Well, believe it. We're going.
You, too, dylan. Come on.
561
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,400
And what are you wearing?
562
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,300
It's embarrassing.
563
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,000
Yeah, well, boomer likes it.
564
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,900
Call me tomorrow.
565
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,900
We'll go to a movie my mom
can drag us out of.
566
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,500
Look, i get that you're upset.
567
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,000
No, i'm confused.
568
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,300
First, i can go to the party,
569
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,300
then i can't because mike says no.
570
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,200
Then i can, but "don't tell mike and behave yourself."
571
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,800
So i behave myself,
and you punish me.
572
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,900
Okay, i admit that
there's a certain lack of
consistency there.
573
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,600
It's like...
574
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,400
ever since you got married,
i can't win.
575
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,200
Do you think this is easy for me?
576
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:54,700
Trying to keep peace
577
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,300
between a new husband
and a teenage daughter?
578
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,200
You're always putting me
in the middle.
579
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,900
Ugh. I don't do that.
580
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:01,700
Please.
581
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,900
Every time you and mike
disagree on something,
582
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,400
you give me the look...
that pitiful face
583
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:07,800
that says if i don't back you up,
584
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,100
i love the other one more.
585
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,300
I don't expect you to side
with me every time.
586
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,500
Just make a decision and stick to it.
587
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,500
And no more lying.
588
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:18,800
Well, you're right.
589
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,000
I'm an adult, and i need to be
honest about these things,
590
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:25,400
and i will be... starting tomorrow.
591
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,000
Hey.
592
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,100
Look who i picked up coming
out of the movies...
593
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,900
a p.g. Movie.
594
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,200
Is this the perfect teenager or what?
595
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,500
Oh, the movies, huh?
596
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,200
That's funny.
597
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,400
'Cause one of julie's
friends just called
598
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,000
to make sure she got
home from the party.
599
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
She was worried
600
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,100
when she saw you leaving
with a stripper.
601
00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:51,900
The jig is up, mom.
602
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,500
No, no, we can salvage this.
Just work with me.
603
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,300
I did go to the party.
604
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,200
Mom went behind your back
and told me i could.
605
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,800
But l-i didn't drink or do
anything i shouldn't have.
606
00:31:02,900 --> 00:31:03,700
Glad to hear it,
607
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:06,600
and, uh,
thanks for your honesty.
608
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,400
You know,
this perfect teenager thing
609
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:13,400
is really starting to chap my ass.
610
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,500
I'm going to bed.
611
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:21,900
Please tell me this isn't
gonna be one of those things
612
00:31:21,900 --> 00:31:24,600
where you leave me and i go
screaming down the street.
613
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,500
Why'd you go behind my back?
614
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,700
I'm sorry.
615
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,800
You gotta understand, for so long,
616
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,599
it's just been
julie and me,
617
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,300
and i've made
all the decisions alone.
618
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,400
You felt so strongly.
619
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,999
It was just an opinion, really.
She's your daughter.
620
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,899
I completely respect
your right
621
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,999
to raise her
however you want.
622
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,400
Thanks.
623
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,300
Now that being said,
this baby is ours.
624
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:50,999
So we'll get to make
625
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,100
all those parenting decisions
together, right?
626
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,800
Right.
627
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,100
So can we go back
to date night?
628
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,400
Ly if you work
the shoulders.
629
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,100
Oh.
630
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,300
Mmm.
631
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,100
Gaby, where have you been?
632
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:23,700
You went to the bathroom,
like, half an hour ago.
633
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:23,700
Oh, sorry. I stopped off
to get you some magazines.
634
00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:27,200
"Top ten new hairstyles."
635
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,900
Yeah, well, i'm kinda bald
right now, but thanks.
636
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:32,600
Why n't i go check
if there are some other ones?
637
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,400
No, no, i don't need magazines.
638
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,500
I need you've been bouncing around
since you got here.
639
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:43,700
So...
640
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,700
how do you like being
the first lady of fairview?
It's good.
641
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,900
Are you cold?
They keep it cold in here.
642
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:52,699
I'm fine.
643
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,000
So tell me something.
When you go to a ribbon cutting,
644
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,800
do you get to keep those
gigantic novelty scissors?
645
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,500
You must be freezing.
646
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,100
You know, i have
the cutest shawl in the car,
647
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:04,500
so i'm just gonna run out
and get it for you.
648
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:09,400
Boy, you really don't wanna
be here, do ya?
649
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,199
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to help.
650
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,600
Yeah, in any way
that gets you out of this room.
651
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,399
I'm sorry. It's just
hospitals are hard for me.
652
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,099
Yeah, you told me,
but, jeez, gaby,
653
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,600
don't you care enough
to make an effort?
654
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:29,200
You think i don't care?
655
00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,200
I get it.
You're uncomfortable.
656
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,100
Just go. I'm fine.
657
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,300
I'm fine.
658
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,700
Did i ever tell you
about my father?
659
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,400
He had cancer, too.
660
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,700
Started in the liver,
went into his bones,
661
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,100
and ten months later,
he was dead.
662
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,299
Thanks for
that encouraging story.
663
00:34:05,300 --> 00:34:07,200
I'm not finished.
664
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,599
Those last weeks,
665
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,200
every day we thought
we were gonna lose him.
666
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,999
And every day, before i
would go into his room,
667
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:21,499
my mom would say,
"no tears.
668
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,299
"Daddy wants to see you
smiling.
669
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:25,400
If you're gonna cry,
you can't go in."
670
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:30,900
So... on the last night...
671
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,300
i sat there
and i watched him die.
672
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:38,900
His eyes were closed,
673
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,900
but i thought
he could still see me.
674
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:44,900
So i kept smiling...
675
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:49,500
all night.
676
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,700
I was 5.
677
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,699
Oh, my god.
678
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:58,799
But on the plus side,
679
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,500
i made a pretty good career
out of knowing how to smile
680
00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,900
when i didn't really feel
like it. (sniffles)
681
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,900
But i can't pretend
with you.
682
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:21,600
Not when i'm scared
i'm gonna lose you.
683
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,200
You're not gonna lose me.
684
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:28,100
You promise?
685
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,600
'Cause if i did...
686
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,900
then...
687
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,499
(laughs)
God! I'm such a mess.
688
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:41,400
It's okay. Come here.
Let it go. Oh.
689
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,400
(katherine) honey?
690
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,100
I'm going to get adam.
Be right back.
691
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,600
??
692
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,500
Can i talk to you
about something?
693
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,700
Sure. If you don't mind
talking in the car.
694
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,000
Bree hodge persisted
in her effor
695
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,300
to unlocthe secret
696
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:44,000
of katherine mayfair's
lemon meringue.
697
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,400
But after
several failed attempts,
698
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,400
it occurred to bree
that while she might not have
699
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,700
the key
to katherine's recipe...
700
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,800
she did have the key...
701
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,300
to katherine's house.
702
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,799
Oh, hey, what's up?
I was doing a little baking,
703
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,700
and i was wondering
if i could borrow something.
704
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,600
Sure. What do you need...
flour, sugar?
705
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,300
You can't believe what
karen mccluskey tells you.
706
00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:04,399
She's an old woman...
practically senile.
707
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,099
She didn't sound senile
to me.
708
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,400
Dylan, maybe this is not
the time, okay?
709
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,499
You said my father
didn't care about me,
710
00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:13,600
but she says he came here.
He wanted to see me.
711
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,800
Why wod you not
tell me that?
712
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,899
He's my father.
I deserve to know.
713
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:22,399
The only thing you need
to know about that man
714
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,100
is he was a monster.
715
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:27,600
I can decide that for myself.
Where is he?
716
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,400
I don't know.
717
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,300
You're lying.
No, she's not.
718
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:34,399
Yes, she is.
719
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,600
She has been lying to me
my whole life.
720
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:41,600
I'm starting to think
maybe you're the monster.
721
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,499
She can't talk to me
that way,
722
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,000
not after everything
i've done for her.
723
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,400
Well, maybe that's
the problem.
724
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,200
She doesn't know
what you've done for her.
725
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,700
Nobody does,
and it's gonna stay that way.
726
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:02,499
Are you sure? She's just
gonna keep asking questions.
727
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,600
Then we'd better start
coming up with better lies.
728
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:26,000
Oh, there you are.
729
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,600
I was wondering
where you'd gone to.
730
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,700
I just let myself
into katherine's house
731
00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,400
to get that recipe.
732
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,100
Well, that seems
a bit extreme.
733
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:40,400
Well, at least
you know her secret now.
734
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,100
Yes, and it has nothing
to do with pie.
735
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,100
Ahh. Here's the thing.
736
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:55,300
I got a real chance at getting
back together with my ex,
737
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:58,300
but this woman
is standing in my way.
738
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,200
And she knows about the money,
and she's made it clear
739
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,600
that if i leave,
she's gonna blow the whistle.
740
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:09,000
You gotta understand...
741
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,900
i really did care
for edie,
742
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:15,500
but i can't let her
ruin my life.
743
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,500
That's where you come in.
744
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,099
You guys, we better behave,
745
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,799
or the nurses
are gonna kick us out.
746
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,700
Hey, it's our chemo party,
and we'll laugh if we want to.
747
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,000
Gaby, this was
a wonderful idea.
748
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,200
I cannot tell you
how much it means to me.
749
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Well, don't get sappy on me.
I won't stand for it.
750
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,300
All right, susan,
is the camera ready?
751
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,300
Yeah.
Got it.
752
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:55,300
Okay, once the light
starts blinking,
753
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,400
we've got three seconds,
754
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,000
so, everybody, say, "cheese"
and holdt.
755
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,300
Okay.
756
00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,100
One, two, three.
757
00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:03,400
(all) cheese!
758
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,500
There is nothing more deceptive
than a smile,
759
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,100
and no one knows this better
760
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:13,500
than the people
who hide behind them.
761
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:16,600
Some flash their teeth
as a polite warning
762
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,800
to their enemies.
763
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,600
Some put on beaming faces to
keep their tears from falling.
764
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,500
Others wear silly grins
to mask their fear.
765
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,900
Mm!
766
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,700
But then
there is that rare smile
767
00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:35,700
that is actually genuine.
768
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:39,900
I'll take care of it.
769
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:43,499
It's the smile of a person
who knows his troubles
770
00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,600
will soon be over.