1 00:00:00,839 --> 00:00:02,664 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,288 --> 00:00:04,291 Susan and Mike 3 00:00:04,551 --> 00:00:06,001 finally tied the knot. 4 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:07,461 Lynette 5 00:00:07,721 --> 00:00:09,088 got some disturbing news. 6 00:00:09,348 --> 00:00:12,424 Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it? 7 00:00:12,684 --> 00:00:13,509 Mom. 8 00:00:13,769 --> 00:00:15,344 Bree returned from her trip. 9 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:16,637 Holy crap! 10 00:00:16,897 --> 00:00:18,965 - With a surprise. - There you go. 11 00:00:19,358 --> 00:00:20,474 Gaby married Victor. 12 00:00:20,677 --> 00:00:22,496 Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done. 13 00:00:22,637 --> 00:00:23,894 With her bringing in the latino vote, 14 00:00:24,012 --> 00:00:25,538 the governor's mansion's as good as yours. 15 00:00:25,717 --> 00:00:26,722 While Carlos. 16 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:29,178 why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me? 17 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,442 Ended it with Edie. 18 00:00:31,328 --> 00:00:32,402 I am done with you. 19 00:00:34,498 --> 00:00:36,198 But the search for true happiness 20 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:39,785 led to events 21 00:00:40,045 --> 00:00:41,697 that were unexpected 22 00:00:42,129 --> 00:00:44,278 and distinctly desperate. 23 00:00:46,266 --> 00:00:48,567 Season 4 Episode 01 Now You Know 24 00:00:48,864 --> 00:00:51,142 The first thing you should know 25 00:00:51,389 --> 00:00:55,217 is that Edie Britt never actually intended to die, 26 00:00:57,672 --> 00:01:00,831 but someone she loved was trying to leave her. 27 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:04,640 So she planned every detail, 28 00:01:05,759 --> 00:01:07,729 from the silk scarf she'd hang by 29 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,735 to the suicide note detailing her despair. 30 00:01:13,012 --> 00:01:15,015 Now all Edie had to do. 31 00:01:16,264 --> 00:01:17,269 was wait. 32 00:01:18,575 --> 00:01:20,735 For her beloved to come home. 33 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:23,120 Hey, Edie! 34 00:01:23,611 --> 00:01:25,056 I'm here to get my stuff. 35 00:01:25,255 --> 00:01:27,040 You see,to hold on to her man, 36 00:01:27,661 --> 00:01:29,877 Edie knew she'd have to find the perfect 37 00:01:30,244 --> 00:01:32,087 moment to let go. 38 00:01:35,951 --> 00:01:36,842 Hey,Carlos! 39 00:01:37,262 --> 00:01:38,594 Sadly for Edie. 40 00:01:38,927 --> 00:01:40,012 Can I talk to you? 41 00:01:40,272 --> 00:01:43,426 Her timing was fatally flawed. 42 00:01:44,122 --> 00:01:45,186 Mrs. McCluskey? 43 00:01:45,359 --> 00:01:47,352 I need to show you something. Come here. 44 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:53,421 What's this? 45 00:01:55,421 --> 00:01:56,849 Those are trash cans. 46 00:01:57,019 --> 00:01:59,180 I know they're trash cans,smart-ass. 47 00:01:59,535 --> 00:02:01,952 I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night 48 00:02:02,175 --> 00:02:03,869 when the trash got picked up on thursday. 49 00:02:08,306 --> 00:02:11,030 Fine. I will take them in. Happy now? 50 00:02:12,107 --> 00:02:13,107 Carlos. 51 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,296 what the hell is that? 52 00:02:28,994 --> 00:02:31,295 And this is how Carlos Solis 53 00:02:31,495 --> 00:02:33,231 arrived just in the nick of time 54 00:02:33,491 --> 00:02:36,015 to save the life of Edie Britt. 55 00:02:38,060 --> 00:02:40,169 Baby. What did you do? 56 00:02:40,734 --> 00:02:42,426 Come on,you gotta wake up. 57 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:43,595 Come on,please? 58 00:02:43,752 --> 00:02:46,953 Of course, had he known what she was about to do to his life. 59 00:02:50,407 --> 00:02:52,662 he would've let her hang there. 60 00:02:53,261 --> 00:02:54,593 Transcript : YDY.com 61 00:02:57,617 --> 00:03:01,009 Synchro : YST & YDY 62 00:03:03,581 --> 00:03:06,082 There is a certain time of night, 63 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:08,665 after children have been put to bed 64 00:03:08,935 --> 00:03:11,354 and husbands have begun snoring, 65 00:03:11,531 --> 00:03:14,091 that women lie awake and think of the secrets 66 00:03:14,337 --> 00:03:16,721 they've been keeping from their friends. 67 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:20,080 It might be an impromptu wedding. 68 00:03:21,878 --> 00:03:23,994 or a recently diagnosed tumor. 69 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:28,945 or a make-believe pregnancy. 70 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:34,053 Regardless, it's all they will think of. 71 00:03:34,252 --> 00:03:37,188 until something comes along to remind them 72 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:40,780 that other people have secrets,too. 73 00:03:45,774 --> 00:03:46,819 Carlos. 74 00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:49,382 - How is she? - What did the doctors say? 75 00:03:49,552 --> 00:03:52,241 They 've got Edie on a ventilator, but she's gonna be okay. 76 00:03:52,452 --> 00:03:54,991 What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this? 77 00:03:55,185 --> 00:03:57,732 She left a note which pretty much blames me. 78 00:03:58,123 --> 00:03:59,359 Sweetie. 79 00:03:59,619 --> 00:04:02,516 I can't believe this is happening. It's like mary alice all over again. 80 00:04:02,645 --> 00:04:04,429 Yes, but the good news is she's gonna live. 81 00:04:05,003 --> 00:04:08,525 I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call Gaby? 82 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:10,938 Crap. 83 00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:18,795 Gaby? 84 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,803 You know,this better be one hell of a wedding night, 85 00:04:20,967 --> 00:04:22,458 considering how long you're taking in there. 86 00:04:22,552 --> 00:04:23,676 Trust me,Victor. 87 00:04:23,894 --> 00:04:25,802 This will be a night you'll never forget. 88 00:04:29,835 --> 00:04:31,300 - Let's get out of here. - What? 89 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,556 I'm serious. You,me-- just screw it all. 90 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,896 Let's run away together. 91 00:04:36,587 --> 00:04:37,721 I just got married. 92 00:04:37,923 --> 00:04:40,659 There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line. 93 00:04:41,077 --> 00:04:43,020 You just said you don't feel like Victor really loves you, 94 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,675 and you know I do. I've never stopped. 95 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:46,280 I can't dump him on our wedding day. 96 00:04:46,421 --> 00:04:48,323 That's a horrible thing to do, even to Victor. 97 00:04:48,487 --> 00:04:50,814 He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you, 98 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,881 and I won't let it happen again! 99 00:04:54,950 --> 00:04:56,347 Gaby,you in here? 100 00:05:07,609 --> 00:05:10,040 I was just counting gifts. 101 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:14,184 That's fine. I was actually looking for that publicist guy. 102 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:15,814 You haven't seen him,have you? 103 00:05:16,641 --> 00:05:18,954 I'll give you a holler when I need you. 104 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:23,773 Come on! 105 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:28,073 Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day? 106 00:05:28,333 --> 00:05:31,224 Focus, you idiot! Come on. When are we leaving? 107 00:05:33,309 --> 00:05:34,329 so we're doing this? 108 00:05:36,349 --> 00:05:38,921 Great. It'll take me a few hours to get stuff together. 109 00:05:39,192 --> 00:05:41,294 I'm gonna pick you up tonight. Just be packed and ready to go. 110 00:05:41,599 --> 00:05:42,275 Wait! 111 00:05:44,335 --> 00:05:46,504 Aren't you gonna kiss the bride? 112 00:05:53,397 --> 00:05:54,397 Finally! 113 00:05:55,332 --> 00:05:56,601 Carlos, where the hell are you? 114 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:59,219 I'm at the hospital. Edie tried to kill herself tonight. 115 00:05:59,474 --> 00:06:00,563 My God! Is she okay? 116 00:06:00,823 --> 00:06:03,858 I found her just in time,but obviously, I can't come pick you up tonight. 117 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:07,377 Okay,that's all right. I'll just take a cab and meet you. 118 00:06:07,616 --> 00:06:10,448 Gaby, I can't leave Edie now. Look,maybe in a couple weeks. 119 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:13,610 In a few weeks? What? No! It has to be tonight! 120 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:16,454 Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate. 121 00:06:17,104 --> 00:06:18,959 And Edie's on a ventilator. 122 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:21,584 Look,you don't have to stay with Victor. You have a house. 123 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:24,159 Okay,you know,running away with you 124 00:06:24,347 --> 00:06:26,460 on my wedding night was crazy enough. 125 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,891 But running away to be alone is insane! 126 00:06:29,227 --> 00:06:30,347 Gaby, please, 127 00:06:30,534 --> 00:06:32,262 she needs me. Can't you just wait? 128 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:35,329 No! I would rather try and work it out with Victor. 129 00:06:40,932 --> 00:06:42,797 Gaby,are you coming to bed? 130 00:06:46,494 --> 00:06:47,816 One month later. 131 00:06:53,764 --> 00:06:55,467 Happy 1 month anniversary. 132 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:57,721 I didn't know we were doing this. 133 00:06:57,938 --> 00:06:59,786 We've just been so happy the last four weeks, 134 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:01,494 I thought we should celebrate. 135 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,921 you are happy,right? 136 00:07:08,535 --> 00:07:09,716 I've never been happier. 137 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,176 That's sweet. 138 00:07:18,018 --> 00:07:19,058 I don't believe you. 139 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:23,271 I watch you sometimes, and you seem very. 140 00:07:24,097 --> 00:07:25,190 disconnected, 141 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:26,733 like something's missing. 142 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,552 Nothing is missing. 143 00:07:29,497 --> 00:07:31,632 So our life together is exactly how you pictured it? 144 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:32,906 You've gotten everything you wanted? 145 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:33,991 Pretty much. 146 00:07:36,919 --> 00:07:40,158 "Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have. 147 00:07:40,411 --> 00:07:42,415 How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is? 148 00:07:42,675 --> 00:07:45,122 Susan,I swear, I am ecstatically, 149 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:49,208 beyond my wildest dreams, lip-smackingly happy. 150 00:07:49,663 --> 00:07:50,785 You got it? 151 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:55,937 This marriage is doomed. 152 00:08:01,622 --> 00:08:03,811 A moving van just pulled up. 153 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:07,565 Andrew,I'm having problems with my strap. Could you help me? 154 00:08:07,825 --> 00:08:09,291 Look,I told you three weeks ago 155 00:08:09,479 --> 00:08:11,616 I was no longer participating in your little hoax, 156 00:08:11,804 --> 00:08:13,411 and that includes strapping you in. 157 00:08:13,643 --> 00:08:17,506 For heaven's sakes. Orson, could you come help me,please? 158 00:08:18,263 --> 00:08:21,515 I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants. 159 00:08:21,672 --> 00:08:22,987 People are gonna find out,all right? 160 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,841 And then we're gonna all look like idiots. 161 00:08:25,009 --> 00:08:26,459 Well,not if we're careful. 162 00:08:26,735 --> 00:08:30,634 This isn't the 50's,okay? Teenage girls get pregnant all the time. 163 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:33,007 I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother. 164 00:08:33,518 --> 00:08:36,135 Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. 165 00:08:36,671 --> 00:08:38,262 I mean, first people thought that your 166 00:08:38,522 --> 00:08:39,685 stepfather was a wife killer, 167 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,980 then your sister takes up with her history teacher, 168 00:08:42,109 --> 00:08:44,375 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street. 169 00:08:44,504 --> 00:08:46,562 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos. 170 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:52,668 You know,there's a moving van next door. 171 00:08:57,366 --> 00:08:59,022 Mom,are you awake? 172 00:08:59,905 --> 00:09:02,242 Okay,honey. Just give me a minute. 173 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:04,478 Give me a minute. 174 00:09:09,946 --> 00:09:11,754 My wig is gone. Where is it? 175 00:09:12,014 --> 00:09:13,005 It's on the nightstand. 176 00:09:13,157 --> 00:09:16,633 No,I'm looking at the nightstand, and all I see are a few stray hairs 177 00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:19,804 and this sports blooper dvd you thought would cheer me up. 178 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,849 - Peyton Manning is funny. - Mom! 179 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:24,572 Hey,I'm coming! 180 00:09:25,328 --> 00:09:28,850 Don't just sit there like a lump! Come on! Help me look! 181 00:09:29,082 --> 00:09:30,314 God. Honey, 182 00:09:30,579 --> 00:09:31,906 this is one of those moments when 183 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:33,866 it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier 184 00:09:33,984 --> 00:09:35,873 if we just told everyone that you have cancer? 185 00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:38,156 - I found it. - Look,I mean, 186 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:39,891 I get not wanting to scare the kids, 187 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:41,846 but to keep all of our friends in the dark. 188 00:09:42,022 --> 00:09:43,631 look,I can deal with the chemo. 189 00:09:43,795 --> 00:09:46,564 I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better. 190 00:09:46,728 --> 00:09:50,168 But what I cannot deal with is the pity,so we are doing it my way. 191 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:56,978 You were crooked. 192 00:10:00,389 --> 00:10:01,762 hey,sweetie,what's up? 193 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:04,317 There's a moving van across the street. 194 00:10:05,796 --> 00:10:07,122 So you want it listed right away? 195 00:10:07,445 --> 00:10:09,133 And don't worry about getting top dollar. 196 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:10,730 I want this place priced to move. 197 00:10:13,076 --> 00:10:14,275 What's going on here? 198 00:10:14,642 --> 00:10:15,850 I'm meeting with our realtor. 199 00:10:16,139 --> 00:10:17,653 Gaby,you remember Gil. 200 00:10:18,703 --> 00:10:21,449 I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet. 201 00:10:22,265 --> 00:10:24,289 Gil,could you give us a minute,please? 202 00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:29,450 Gaby,we agreed that after we got married,you would sell the house. 203 00:10:29,703 --> 00:10:31,599 I still have a lot of stuff here. 204 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,467 Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet. 205 00:10:33,584 --> 00:10:34,970 I'm pretty sure there are closets. 206 00:10:35,099 --> 00:10:37,181 I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay? 207 00:10:37,794 --> 00:10:39,452 This was my home. I was very happy here. 208 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:42,255 But we've got a new home now. Aren't you happy there? 209 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,367 Yeah,it's a great house. 210 00:10:45,134 --> 00:10:47,099 Well,good. Then sell this place. 211 00:10:48,329 --> 00:10:49,953 What are you waiting for? 212 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:55,126 I'm not waiting for anything. 213 00:10:57,509 --> 00:10:58,965 Look,a moving van. 214 00:11:04,453 --> 00:11:06,323 New neighbors.What do we know? 215 00:11:06,892 --> 00:11:09,290 Well, dining chairs. There's a clue. 216 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:11,298 Yes.It proves they eat sitting down. 217 00:11:11,515 --> 00:11:13,181 No,I mean they're stickley. 218 00:11:13,447 --> 00:11:15,138 - It means they have taste. - And money. 219 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,671 They've been remodeling for weeks. 220 00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:18,839 I wish Edie were here. 221 00:11:19,247 --> 00:11:21,224 Without her,there's no one to give us the dish. 222 00:11:21,371 --> 00:11:24,870 Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide. 223 00:11:29,684 --> 00:11:31,352 Do you think this is them? 224 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:45,433 My God.Katherine. 225 00:11:48,146 --> 00:11:48,995 Katherine! 226 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:51,866 Susan! 227 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:02,261 I cannot believe it has been 12 years. You haven't changed a bit. 228 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,985 Well,you clearly have. Your eyes sight's going. 229 00:12:06,978 --> 00:12:07,999 How's your aunt? 230 00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:10,439 Katherine used to live here with mrs.Sims. 231 00:12:10,985 --> 00:12:12,285 Not very well,I'm afraid. 232 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:14,741 That's really the reason why we moved back. 233 00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:18,357 I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home. 234 00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:20,735 - That is so kind of you. - Yeah,it is. 235 00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:25,030 And as luck would have it, my husband found a job here. 236 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,492 Adam,could you wave or something? 237 00:12:29,274 --> 00:12:30,274 Hello,ladies. 238 00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:33,330 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty. 239 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,958 He's a cutie. What does he do? 240 00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:37,113 He's a doctor. 241 00:12:38,512 --> 00:12:40,379 Don't take this personally, but we hate you. 242 00:12:41,214 --> 00:12:42,214 Mom? 243 00:12:43,114 --> 00:12:45,301 I finished unpacking my room. Do you need any help? 244 00:12:45,768 --> 00:12:46,714 My God. 245 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,554 This is not little Dylan. 246 00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:51,173 I'm Susan,Julie's mom. 247 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,350 She is gonna be so excited to see you. 248 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:54,774 Great. 249 00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:56,228 Who's Julie again? 250 00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:58,856 Honey,you remember your best friend when you were little. 251 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:00,399 Right. 252 00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:03,190 Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes? 253 00:13:03,838 --> 00:13:04,860 It's nice meetg you all. 254 00:13:05,565 --> 00:13:07,239 What a beautiful family. 255 00:13:07,499 --> 00:13:09,408 I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor. 256 00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:12,578 No,I am the lucky one. Look at my view. 257 00:13:13,224 --> 00:13:15,873 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking. 258 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:19,752 And that pine tree in the backyard. 259 00:13:20,261 --> 00:13:21,712 it's my pride and joy. 260 00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:25,263 It absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down. 261 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:27,458 Excuse me? 262 00:13:27,603 --> 00:13:29,768 I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize 263 00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:32,444 winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight. 264 00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:36,435 Well, I'm sorry about your vegetables, 265 00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:38,395 but that pine shields my view 266 00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:39,756 of the purcells' backyard, 267 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:41,861 and if you had ever seen mr. Purcell sunbathe, 268 00:13:42,131 --> 00:13:44,193 you'd know exactly what that tree means to me. 269 00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:48,634 I don't want to quarrel. We will not touch that tree 270 00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,033 until we have come up with a solution to our problem. 271 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:54,870 Curtains,perhaps. 272 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,959 So you're back. How fun. 273 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:03,703 I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you. 274 00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:05,807 No need. I'm having a barbecue this saturday. 275 00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:08,259 I'm inviting the whole neighborhood. 276 00:14:08,892 --> 00:14:10,761 - You don't need to do that. - I insist. 277 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,000 I have missed Wisteria lane so much, 278 00:14:13,442 --> 00:14:16,342 and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends. 279 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:18,352 and all you lovely newcomers. 280 00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:31,073 The nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell. 281 00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:34,229 I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs 282 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,941 if I really was 8/12 months pregnant. 283 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,867 Don't you look radiant! 284 00:14:44,326 --> 00:14:46,046 Hello, mrs. McKeever. 285 00:14:46,306 --> 00:14:47,789 I heard that you were expecting, 286 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,806 but I had no idea how far along you were. 287 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:52,195 May I? 288 00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:53,540 There's no need. 289 00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:56,181 The baby's just not kicking right now. 290 00:14:56,436 --> 00:15:00,144 Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move. 291 00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:02,521 She doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now. 292 00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,064 She's very sensitive down there. 293 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,524 But I'll be gentle. 294 00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:08,902 You know,in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck. 295 00:15:09,726 --> 00:15:12,281 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly. 296 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,003 Bree,you're hurting me! 297 00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:17,244 Is there a problem here? 298 00:15:17,504 --> 00:15:19,043 No,not at all! 299 00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:22,458 I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine. 300 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,714 Are you gonna back off now? 301 00:15:31,614 --> 00:15:32,871 Car's here,dear. 302 00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:35,112 Lovely to see you, mrs. McKeever. 303 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:39,568 Why must old ladies always do that? 304 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,019 I don't know,but you've got to stop roughing them up. 305 00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:49,406 I'm sorry,Susan. Dr. Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor. 306 00:15:49,576 --> 00:15:52,395 His new partner is covering for him, if you're comfortable with that. 307 00:15:52,547 --> 00:15:54,696 Sure. I'm just here for a checkup. 308 00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:56,474 Doctor? 309 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,169 Thank you. 310 00:15:59,486 --> 00:16:01,038 I'm Dr. Mayfair. 311 00:16:01,555 --> 00:16:02,555 I'm gonna... 312 00:16:04,243 --> 00:16:05,542 Hold it.Have we met? 313 00:16:06,119 --> 00:16:07,594 Yes.Yesterday. 314 00:16:09,057 --> 00:16:11,182 - Your new neighbor. - Right. 315 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,050 I didn't know you were, 316 00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,968 this kind of doctor. 317 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:16,367 I sure am. 318 00:16:22,219 --> 00:16:23,353 Listen... 319 00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:25,854 Maybe this isn't-- 320 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,000 Feet up, please. 321 00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:31,888 And scootch down. 322 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:43,247 It's just that it's weird, you know, considering you're. 323 00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:44,916 where'd you go? 324 00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:50,796 And relax. 325 00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:54,132 Sorry. 326 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:56,927 And relax. 327 00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:00,161 Sorry. 328 00:17:02,163 --> 00:17:03,475 And relax. 329 00:17:04,282 --> 00:17:05,282 Sorry. 330 00:17:05,466 --> 00:17:08,939 Hey, not to change the subject, but when is Dr. Gorenberg coming back? 331 00:17:09,764 --> 00:17:10,857 Almost done. 332 00:17:13,077 --> 00:17:15,738 you know, Katherine has talked about you for years. 333 00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:18,647 It's nice to finally put a face to the name. 334 00:17:37,704 --> 00:17:39,621 Muriel. How are you doing? 335 00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:41,955 What's up? You look good. 336 00:17:44,392 --> 00:17:47,394 Don't try to sweet-talk me, Lynette Scavo. I am fit to be tied. 337 00:17:47,891 --> 00:17:49,688 Did you or did you not 338 00:17:49,948 --> 00:17:51,857 volunteer to run the fund-raising gala? 339 00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:54,568 Yeah. Things have been a little weird lately-- 340 00:17:54,828 --> 00:17:57,612 don't even think of wriggling out of this,Lynette. 341 00:17:58,140 --> 00:18:00,449 Every other third grade mom has chaired an event. 342 00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,077 It is your turn. 343 00:18:04,511 --> 00:18:06,663 Okay. I'll jump right on it. 344 00:18:07,131 --> 00:18:08,749 Great. Okay. 345 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,252 See. That's where 346 00:18:12,512 --> 00:18:16,169 someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card. 347 00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:18,417 - I can handle it. - Like hell. 348 00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,601 You've been nauseous all day from the chemo. 349 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,621 - You shouldn't even be here! - It's my life. 350 00:18:22,785 --> 00:18:25,321 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it. 351 00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:27,458 Besides,Parker's expecting to see me. 352 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,856 There. He saw you. 353 00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:35,192 We'll duck out when the lights go down. 354 00:18:35,361 --> 00:18:37,861 He's gonna be watching for me all day. He's one of the leads. 355 00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:39,389 He's Friar Tuck. 356 00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,198 It's a thankless role. 357 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,458 Well, everything seems normal. 358 00:18:52,691 --> 00:18:54,709 But you say you've been having irregular periods. 359 00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:59,007 You know,one month off, two months on. That happens,right? 360 00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:01,259 Ever experience night sweats? 361 00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:06,989 Sometimes. But Mike's a big spooner. He's like sleeping with a hibachi. 362 00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,469 How about hot flashes? 363 00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:13,438 I'm gonna stop you right there. 364 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,106 I am way too young for that. Please refer to your chart. 365 00:19:16,659 --> 00:19:20,516 I know for a lot of women the word "Menopause" has negative connotations. 366 00:19:20,804 --> 00:19:22,948 They hear "aging", 367 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,538 "brittle bones", 368 00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,201 "loss of sexual desire". 369 00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:28,869 Okay,before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? 370 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,733 'Cause I would just like to make sure that 371 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,916 they're not from some med school in the Philippines. 372 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,015 Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out. 373 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,503 I don't need any test! I am not old enough for menopause. 374 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:38,588 Now I don't know 375 00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:41,619 what kind of nonsense they taught you at 376 00:19:42,676 --> 00:19:44,135 Harvard medical school, 377 00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:45,905 class of 378 00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:47,021 97? 379 00:19:47,590 --> 00:19:49,516 My God! I am old! 380 00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:52,185 Just give me the damn test. 381 00:19:54,823 --> 00:19:57,065 We will live in these woods till our work is done. 382 00:19:57,499 --> 00:20:01,832 If the sheriff comes,we will drive him away with our bows and arrows. 383 00:20:03,989 --> 00:20:05,034 You okay? 384 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:06,757 I'm feeling a little. 385 00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:09,578 - God save all ye merry men! - I'm fine. 386 00:20:11,172 --> 00:20:14,708 Pray that I may join your man-- band of merry men. 387 00:20:15,061 --> 00:20:17,212 I am more than just a jolly Friar, 388 00:20:17,824 --> 00:20:21,131 for I can have both a sword and an arrow! 389 00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:22,744 We must support Robin Hood. 390 00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:24,587 oh,I'm gonna be sick! 391 00:20:24,826 --> 00:20:26,517 Right there with you,lady. 392 00:20:27,334 --> 00:20:29,180 All hail Robin Hood! 393 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,061 - Okay, let's go. - No! It's too late! 394 00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:44,884 Bravo! 395 00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:49,352 I'm sorry. I'll get you a new purse. 396 00:20:49,811 --> 00:20:52,078 Fine,but that wasn't my purse. 397 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,610 Hello. You have everything you need? 398 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,620 You just let me know. Hi!Good to see you! 399 00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:13,470 Oh,you look great! 400 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,490 Mrs.Mccluskey. Hello. 401 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:21,460 How are you? Do you remember me? 402 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:24,620 You're bess truman,right? Of course I remember you. 403 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,370 If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine. 404 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,930 Sorry. 405 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,810 So I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch. 406 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,240 Oh. Well,thank you. 407 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,660 I'm very eager for him to experience life on Wisteria lane. 408 00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:41,620 The times that Dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives. 409 00:21:41,630 --> 00:21:43,470 Yeah? Then why'd you take off so suddenly? 410 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,250 You skipped town without even saying good-Bye. 411 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:49,720 My,you do remember a lot,don't you? 412 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,530 Excuse me. Really must mingle. 413 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,540 I think these eggs are past their prime. 414 00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:08,380 So you just shun them and throw them away. 415 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:12,320 Well,yeah,since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya. 416 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:16,650 Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today. 417 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,490 Yeah,get used to it. 418 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,530 Okay,did I do something wrong? No.I'm sorry. 419 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:24,390 I'm just a little. 420 00:22:24,730 --> 00:22:26,010 You know what? Forget it. 421 00:22:26,020 --> 00:22:27,620 Let's eat. 422 00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:30,730 Yoo-Hoo,Susan! We saved you a place! 423 00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,830 Come on! We want you over here.Come on. 424 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,390 Oh,my God! Dylan! 425 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,520 Hi. 426 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,170 It's me. Julie. 427 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,860 Julie's the one we were talking about. 428 00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:50,690 - Hi,honey! - Hi! 429 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,690 She was your best friend. 430 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:58,200 Yeah,and I-I brought you a little wcome back gift. Your favorite. 431 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,190 Oh,my goodness. 432 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,570 You remember how much you used to love licorice? 433 00:23:02,580 --> 00:23:04,580 I did? 434 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:06,330 Okay. 435 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:11,600 Come on. I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet. 436 00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:13,190 Have fun! 437 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,190 Menopause? 438 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,780 Aren't you a little young for that? 439 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,430 I know. 440 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,990 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who's. 441 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,670 Dry and dusty. 442 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,970 Oh,honey. 443 00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:32,040 No,it's--It's a natural part of life. 444 00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:34,830 Yeah,the part before death. Oh! 445 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:38,610 Look,I know that it's upsetting,but it's really not that big a deal. 446 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,770 Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids? 447 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:41,940 We agreed that we didn't. 448 00:23:41,950 --> 00:23:42,910 No,you said you did. 449 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,690 I said I didn't,then you changed your mind. 450 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,760 What if you change it back? 451 00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:46,610 That's not gonna happen. 452 00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:51,130 Listen,my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment. 453 00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:55,240 If you wanna have kids,you might wanna jump on it right now. 454 00:23:56,070 --> 00:24:00,690 All righ this is all very romantic,but let me be clear about this,okay? 455 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:06,150 I love you,and if kids don't happen,I'm fine with that. 456 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,590 I don't want you to be fine. 457 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,160 I want you to be happy. 458 00:24:11,170 --> 00:24:14,650 All right,I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up,so. 459 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,350 Yep,we're doomed. 460 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:29,420 Hey. Hey,look who's back. 461 00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:32,550 Oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic. 462 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,670 Thanks,darling. 463 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,270 - Hi! - Hi! 464 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,760 How are you? 465 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,730 - Oh,careful--The neck. - Oh,sorry. 466 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,960 Thank you all so much for the cards. 467 00:24:44,970 --> 00:24:49,800 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved. 468 00:24:50,910 --> 00:24:54,480 So why don't you talk to your friends,and I'll go unpack the car? 469 00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:56,580 Oh,thanks,sweetheart. 470 00:24:58,030 --> 00:25:00,390 I have to admit that I was. 471 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,020 A little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me. 472 00:25:04,030 --> 00:25:06,740 But this. Throwing me a party? 473 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,820 Well. We just all love ya. 474 00:25:13,830 --> 00:25:16,750 And,Edie,you look great. Especially. 475 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,540 You know,given the circumstances. 476 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:22,360 You mean that I tried to hang myself. 477 00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:23,480 It's okay. 478 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:25,880 The doctor encouraged me to talk about it. 479 00:25:25,890 --> 00:25:28,080 Surely not over food. 480 00:25:28,090 --> 00:25:30,370 Well,Carlos and I talk about it all the time. 481 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:34,500 You know,and this whole thing has just brought us closer together. 482 00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:37,690 We've actually talked about marriage. 483 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,720 Hello. I don't think we've met. 484 00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:45,860 I'm Katherine Mayfair,your new neighbor. 485 00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:48,840 Oh,Edie. It's a pleasure to meet you. 486 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,860 Welcome to my party. 487 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,160 So I hear congratulations are in order. 488 00:25:59,170 --> 00:26:01,280 Edie just announced you're getting married. 489 00:26:01,290 --> 00:26:02,710 Best wishes! 490 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:03,880 We're not engaged. 491 00:26:03,890 --> 00:26:07,440 That was just a kind of a what if conversation. 492 00:26:07,450 --> 00:26:10,170 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married. 493 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:11,830 Everyone else thinks you're getting married. 494 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,120 So,again,best wishes. 495 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,120 Gaby,the woman tried to kill herself because I left her. 496 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,780 She's not real good with disappointment. 497 00:26:17,790 --> 00:26:19,760 Neither am I! 498 00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:22,710 You told me you wanna run away together,and then I don't hear from you for a month! 499 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,320 That was only because I was going through stuff with Edie, 500 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:26,910 But it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about you constantly. 501 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,660 You were not. 502 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,030 Yes,I was. 503 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,050 Every second of every day. 504 00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:36,770 Yeah,well,I. 505 00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:39,250 Kind of thought about you,too. 506 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:43,150 - I need to be with you,Gaby. - Yeah? 507 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,280 Prove it. 508 00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:47,030 Can you get away tonight? 509 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,540 Oh,my God,are you serious? 510 00:26:49,550 --> 00:26:51,340 Damn right I am. 511 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,520 I just have to be back by midnight to give Edie her pills. 512 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,420 What? 513 00:27:00,430 --> 00:27:02,530 If we're gonna have an affair,we've gotta be discreet. 514 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,650 Affair? 515 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,850 I thought we were talking about runng away together. 516 00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:06,880 I can't do that. 517 00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:08,920 Edie's too fragile right now. 518 00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:13,120 That old battle-Ax is gonna outlive us all! 519 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:14,690 Hey,don't talk about her like that. 520 00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,840 Oh,far be it for me to speak ill of the future mrs.Carlos solis. 521 00:27:18,850 --> 00:27:20,120 We are not getting married! 522 00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,680 Best wishes! 523 00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:30,080 No. Absolutely not. 524 00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:32,590 That's my final answer. 525 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,780 Well,talk to you later. 526 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:36,990 That was danielle. 527 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,750 Now she wants us to send a dvd player for her room. 528 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,260 Well,that hardly seems extravagant. 529 00:27:41,270 --> 00:27:44,140 You're missing the point! It's a convent,not the four seasons. 530 00:27:44,150 --> 00:27:46,170 You have mustard on your chin. 531 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:51,180 I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad behavior. It's another thing to reward it. 532 00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:53,860 There are consequences for her mistakes. 533 00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,970 Bree! Oh,my God! 534 00:27:56,980 --> 00:27:58,250 Are you all right? 535 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,780 Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine! 536 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,270 - You're bleeding! - No,no,no! 537 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,260 It's just,uh--Oh,it's a little barbecue sauce. 538 00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:06,210 Where is Katherine's husband? 539 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,880 - He's a doctor. - She's fine. 540 00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:10,010 Adam! Adam! 541 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,320 Get over here right now! 542 00:28:12,330 --> 00:28:14,190 Bree got stabbed in the belly! 543 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,660 Oh,my God,are you all right? Let me take a look. 544 00:28:15,670 --> 00:28:16,620 No,it's nothing! 545 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:19,830 Ah,uh,we were just teasing Ida. 546 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,560 - It's something we do. - Yes. 547 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,600 Look,it's a. Trick ba--Barbecue fork. 548 00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:27,030 We got it at a magic shop. 549 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,560 Uh,see? Retractable! 550 00:28:30,370 --> 00:28:31,970 Oh,my baby! 551 00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:36,500 That's quite a trick. 552 00:28:36,510 --> 00:28:39,810 Hey,let's go freak out mrs.Mccluskey. 553 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,500 He's such a scamp. 554 00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:51,980 Psycho mom at 5:00. 555 00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:54,720 You say the word,she gets a face full of pig bones. 556 00:28:56,110 --> 00:28:58,150 Aw,my hero. 557 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,060 I can handle her. 558 00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:02,690 Lynette. 559 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:05,530 I just spoke with helen,and imagine my surprise when she told me 560 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:08,430 That you'd not started on the decorations for the gala. 561 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,850 I'm in charge of decorations? 562 00:29:09,860 --> 00:29:14,670 Yes,which you would've known had you bothered to pick up the packet. 563 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,590 I don't want to hear it. 564 00:29:22,770 --> 00:29:24,310 Okay. 565 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,950 Piggyback,mommy. 566 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,370 I'm sorry,sweetie. 567 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:35,360 I'm just-- I'm just too tired right now. 568 00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:38,150 Here,honey,I'll get ya. 569 00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:41,740 Yes! 570 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,870 Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things. 571 00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:58,900 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap. 572 00:29:58,910 --> 00:30:01,120 How many more mishaps are we gonna get away with? 573 00:30:01,130 --> 00:30:03,190 Yesterday,it was an old woman in the macy's shoe department. 574 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,920 Today,a magic fork in the belly. 575 00:30:04,930 --> 00:30:09,220 Pretty soon,this whole charade will completely unravel,and we will be humiliated. 576 00:30:09,230 --> 00:30:10,630 We're already in too deep. 577 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:14,330 We could go on a trip,tell people you miscarried while we were away. 578 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:16,210 And then what would happen to the baby? 579 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:17,990 Well,danielle would keep it. 580 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,350 You think danielle could raise this child? 581 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,350 Orson,you've seen her in action. 582 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,010 She's--She's shallow,and she's--She's selfish! 583 00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,240 She would ruin this child's life! 584 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,970 How can you say that? 585 00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:29,230 Because I'm her mother. 586 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,840 And I know what I've created,and that's the real humiliation. 587 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,320 Orson. 588 00:30:40,330 --> 00:30:44,020 Is child deserves better. 589 00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:46,830 And I know what to do now. Please. 590 00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:49,830 Please let me try. 591 00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:53,550 So. 592 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,690 Really,what you want is a second chance? 593 00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:59,860 Well,would that be so horrible? 594 00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:06,660 Well,then. 595 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,310 Let the charade continue. 596 00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:22,470 - So you're bailing on me now? - I know. 597 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,570 - The timing is terrible. - Damn right! 598 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,050 It's three weeks before the gala. 599 00:31:26,060 --> 00:31:28,500 I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on. 600 00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:29,760 Oh,we're all tired,Lynette. 601 00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:32,130 But some of us still manage to honor our commitments. 602 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,330 Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you. 603 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:38,240 - I haven't been feeling that great lately. - Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains. 604 00:31:38,250 --> 00:31:40,410 I've had the sammigraine since '87. 605 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:44,070 And my knee's so bad,I can't even use the treadmill anymore. 606 00:31:44,550 --> 00:31:45,940 Yeah. 607 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,410 That's rough. 608 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,860 By the way. 609 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:59,410 I have cancer. 610 00:32:02,110 --> 00:32:04,080 I'll give helen a call. 611 00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:24,530 So I am halfway through chemo,and my doctor is very confident 612 00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:28,360 That I'm going to beat this,so you can all relax. 613 00:32:28,650 --> 00:32:30,230 I'm not going to die. 614 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,250 Well,not unless we kill you. 615 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,670 Damn it,Lynette. What did we say after mary alice. 616 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,470 After Edie? Why didn't they tell us? 617 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,510 We're your friends. Why would you shut us out? 618 00:32:48,830 --> 00:32:54,600 I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee 619 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:57,520 And a good gossip about the new neighbors. 620 00:32:57,530 --> 00:33:01,360 You know,for five minutes,I could pretend I wasn't a sick person. 621 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:06,530 But once your friends know you're sick,you can't pretend anymore 622 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:10,110 'Cause you can see it in their eyes-- 623 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,050 The fear,the pity. 624 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,610 Is that all you see in our eyes? 625 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,480 No. No,of course not. 626 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,020 You know what? Let's make a pact. 627 00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:32,100 No more secrets. 628 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:38,480 From now on,we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives. 629 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,860 - I'm in. - Me,too. 630 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,020 You with us? 631 00:33:50,670 --> 00:33:52,780 Absolutely. 632 00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:57,450 No more secrets. 633 00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:07,430 You're right. I'm not happy.Let's talk. 634 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,480 All I'm saying is I just wanna know that I come first with you. 635 00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:18,690 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession. 636 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:21,070 It's demeaning. It's--It's. 637 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,750 Why are you smiling right now? 638 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,030 Because this is fantastic. 639 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,330 After weeks of shutting me out,you're finally telling me how you feel. 640 00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:28,480 We should do this all the time. 641 00:34:28,490 --> 00:34:31,140 Well,it's hard when you're so busy. 642 00:34:34,430 --> 00:34:39,950 Maybe we should go away and just take a couple weeksr a month. 643 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,930 Let's rediscover wt it was that made us fall in love to begin with. 644 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,940 That is a great idea. Let's do it. 645 00:34:46,950 --> 00:34:48,560 How's next week? 646 00:34:48,570 --> 00:34:50,110 Let's see here. 647 00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:55,820 Well,I've got the meeting with the school board on tuesday. 648 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:59,860 And the end of the month,I've got that conference in washington--Oh,shoot. 649 00:34:59,870 --> 00:35:03,280 I've got the groundbreaking for the new civic center. 650 00:35:03,290 --> 00:35:05,090 Dad's birthday. 651 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,780 Economic development forum. 652 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,890 How about april? 653 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:13,380 I can give you two whole weeks in april. 654 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,190 I'll see you later,babe. 655 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,640 Where you going? 656 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,270 To Scavo's for a few beers. 657 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,910 Can I come? 658 00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,410 - No. - Why not? 659 00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:32,210 Edie,I know you've been through a lot lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day. 660 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:37,870 If you want this relationship to work,you gotta give me some downtime. 661 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,090 Okay,so I managed to get away from Edie. 662 00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:53,010 What do you want? 663 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:55,660 To get you away from Edie. 664 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,460 Oh,come on. You have to remember your boyfriend joey miller. 665 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,440 You used to chase him around the jungle gym. 666 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:15,190 Really? 667 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:18,870 You'd think I would've gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose. 668 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,480 So you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with? 669 00:36:22,490 --> 00:36:23,880 No. 670 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,870 To be honest,I don't remember anything about living here. 671 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,580 Really? 672 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:35,170 So. What is your earliest memory? 673 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:40,150 I don't know if this is a memory,but. 674 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,800 For years,I've had this creepy dream. 675 00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:47,700 I'm really little, 676 00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:52,350 And there's a guy in my room,and he tries to grab me. 677 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,890 That is creepy. 678 00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:57,850 Have--Have you ever. 679 00:36:57,860 --> 00:37:00,220 Talked to somebody about it? 680 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,560 You mean like a therapist? 681 00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:09,730 My old babysitter suggested that,but my mom got mad and said no. 682 00:37:10,190 --> 00:37:12,800 - Really? - Yeah. 683 00:37:13,420 --> 00:37:15,910 Then she fired the babysitter. 684 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,670 - Susan? - I'm in here. 685 00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:28,020 Uh,your front door was open. 686 00:37:28,290 --> 00:37:29,650 No problem. 687 00:37:29,660 --> 00:37:31,810 Um,what's up? 688 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:35,780 First,let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career, 689 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:38,580 And you have every right to hate me. 690 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:41,300 Adam,I have no idea what you're talking about. 691 00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:45,130 Well,your test results came back,and your estrogen levels are fine. 692 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,650 You're not about to start menopause. 693 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:50,170 Really? That's fantastic! 694 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:53,160 - There's more. - More? 695 00:37:53,830 --> 00:37:56,010 You're pregnant. 696 00:37:57,460 --> 00:38:00,710 What? Wh-What did he just say? 697 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,330 I'm pregnant? 698 00:38:06,530 --> 00:38:09,100 He said I'm pregnant. 699 00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:23,020 I have never been happier. 700 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,350 Well,now I believe you. 701 00:38:33,350 --> 00:38:35,210 There you are. 702 00:38:35,850 --> 00:38:37,130 I'm sorry. 703 00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:39,460 I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you. 704 00:38:39,470 --> 00:38:42,230 You don't have to explain. 705 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,000 I trust you. 706 00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:46,610 Well,good. Yoshould. 707 00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:49,500 I just wish you trusted me a bit more. 708 00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:51,090 What are you talking about? 709 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:54,430 Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account? 710 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,670 What? 711 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:04,580 Well,you know,the one in the cayman islands with $10 million in it. 712 00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:11,360 I miss you when you're gone. 713 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,300 Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me. 714 00:39:16,670 --> 00:39:19,250 Okay,um,I know how this looks. 715 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,680 What did you think I was gonna do? 716 00:39:20,690 --> 00:39:22,480 Tell people? 717 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:26,030 Turn you in? Try to get my little hands on it? 718 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:30,180 I don't care about money,Carlos. 719 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,780 All I care about is you. 720 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,110 That's why this relationship is going to work. 721 00:39:39,690 --> 00:39:42,650 You can trust me with your secrets, 722 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:48,050 Just like I can trust you not to hurt me. 723 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,940 There is a certain time of morning. 724 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:06,000 It occurs after kids have left for school 725 00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:09,210 And husbands have headed off for work. 726 00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:15,770 It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends. 727 00:40:16,390 --> 00:40:21,190 And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered. 728 00:40:21,730 --> 00:40:27,330 And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening. 729 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:32,690 But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep? 730 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,450 What do they think about every morning? 731 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,250 Hey! 732 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:42,090 Is something wrong? 733 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,130 It's just. 734 00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:47,880 Dylan and I used to be best friends. 735 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,040 I mean,we did everything together. 736 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:54,000 I know. She was like a sister to you. 737 00:40:54,010 --> 00:40:55,860 Well. 738 00:40:56,570 --> 00:40:59,310 That girl that I've been hanging out with. 739 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,530 And I know this is gonna sound crazy,but. 740 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,080 That's not the same girl. 741 00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:18,400 These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors 742 00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:22,050 And the secrets.They may be keeping. 743 00:41:30,610 --> 00:41:32,860 There you are. I've been calling you. 744 00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:44,140 - Is this the room? - Yes. 745 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:48,390 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here. 746 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,170 So let her. 747 00:41:51,170 --> 00:41:53,620 You may remember what happened here,but she can't. 748 00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:55,580 Doesn't matter. 749 00:41:56,020 --> 00:41:59,260 - I won't allow it - Hey,you okay? 750 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:03,180 Did we make a mistake coming back here? 751 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,840 Did we have a choice?