1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,140 God, I love seeing you laugh. 3 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:21,590 Oh, well, it's been a long time Since I've been in the mood to. Thank you. 4 00:00:21,590 --> 00:00:24,450 Persistence paid off for Susan's new friend. 5 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:26,750 You're gonna leave me out here in the middle of nowhere? 6 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:30,270 And Bree began to regret what she had done. 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,510 Orson Hodge dreamed of the perfect honeymoon. 8 00:00:35,510 --> 00:00:37,550 Indeed, he'd begun planning it 9 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:41,570 the moment Bree Van De Kamp agreed to marry him. 10 00:00:41,570 --> 00:00:44,660 They'd start by flying first class 11 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:48,190 to an exclusive 5-star hotel 12 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:51,470 where they'd spend their days by the pool 13 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:54,460 and their nights making love. 14 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:56,520 And when they returned home, 15 00:00:56,520 --> 00:01:01,360 their perfect honeymoon would continue... Forever. 16 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:05,440 Mrs. Hodge? 17 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,340 Yes, Mr. Hodge? 18 00:01:08,340 --> 00:01:11,850 Do you have any idea how happy we're going to be? 19 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:16,090 I don't need to be any happier than I am already 20 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:18,530 at this very second. 21 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:23,720 Oh, my goodness, there's only 15 minutes before our plane. 22 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,400 If you want that latte, you should go now. 23 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,030 Yeah, that's a good idea. 24 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:27,910 ... short of heart-wrenching. 25 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:31,490 The population of homeless teenagers continues to climb. 26 00:01:31,490 --> 00:01:32,470 This is Andrew. 27 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:35,810 Andrew, what is it like to live on the streets? 28 00:01:35,810 --> 00:01:37,700 It's not so bad. I mean, you know, 29 00:01:37,700 --> 00:01:39,450 sometimes people give you food. 30 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:41,570 You can find a lot in dumpsters. 31 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:43,450 Uh, I-I mean, just last night, 32 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:46,690 I found almost a whole bucket of chicken that had hardly been touched. 33 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,610 Andrew told me his heart-wrenching story-- 34 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,110 an alcoholic mother, 35 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:55,740 a ther murdered by the woman's boyfriend and a childhood shattered 36 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:59,800 the day his mother abandoned him on the side of the road. 37 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,800 I'll tell you one thing. 38 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,230 Some people just should never be allowed to have children. 39 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:12,650 Darling, I got an extra one just in case you... 40 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:13,670 Bree, what's the matter? 41 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:17,580 A reporter just did a story on homeless teens, and my son was one of them. 42 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:18,760 Oh, my god. 43 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:22,070 Well, we'll call child welfare the minute we get to the resort. 44 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:24,650 Orson, you can't imagine that we're still going! 45 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,560 Well, darling, the tickets are nonrefundable. 46 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,630 My son is eating out of dumpsters! 47 00:02:28,630 --> 00:02:30,970 Well, yes, but think how much better you'll be able to deal 48 00:02:30,970 --> 00:02:33,050 with this crisis after a nice, relaxing-- 49 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:34,290 Orson! 50 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,920 My child is in trouble. 51 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,710 Don't make me choose between the two of you, because believe me, you will lose. 52 00:02:39,710 --> 00:02:42,960 Now please, get your ass in gear. 53 00:02:47,060 --> 00:02:49,960 It was at this moment that Orson realized 54 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,520 their honeymoon was over... 55 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,580 in more ways than one. 56 00:02:56,970 --> 00:03:01,450 -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- proudly presents 57 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:09,570 sync:ytet-cflily -=www.ydy.com/bbs=- 58 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:18,480 Desperate Housewives 3x03 "A Weekend in the Country" 59 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:42,230 It was a holiday weekend on Wisteria Lane, 60 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:45,760 and everyone was packing their bags, 61 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,790 hoping to get away from it all. 62 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:52,020 - No, no, all right, good-bye, good-bye! - No, no! This is so... unfair. 63 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:54,850 no, no! what's unfair is that we're slowly running out of money, 64 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:56,710 and you've barely even looked for a job. 65 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:59,070 you're gonna have a good time, all right? I love you. Good-bye! 66 00:03:59,070 --> 00:04:03,260 Lynette was getting away from growing tension in her marriage. 67 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:07,270 You can call it blackmail, Carlos, but the court calls it "spousal support," 68 00:04:07,270 --> 00:04:09,670 so unless I get a check by monday, 69 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:13,560 your shower buddies from jail will be throwing you a "welcome back" party. 70 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:17,390 Gabrielle was getting away from an increasingly bitter divorce. 71 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,750 Hi. 72 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,980 I'm ready. 73 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:24,020 So that's my number, in case there's any change in mike's condition. 74 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:26,140 I'm going to the mountains with a friend. 75 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:31,210 And, uh, just in case you were wondering, it's strictly platonic. 76 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,770 He wasn't wondering. 77 00:04:32,770 --> 00:04:36,600 Susan was getting away from mounting guilt. 78 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:39,720 So you can't tell me anything about my son's whereabouts? 79 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,270 And then there was Bree, 80 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:44,240 who had just learned there are some problems... 81 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,630 - Fine! - You can't run away from. 82 00:04:46,630 --> 00:04:47,780 Some reporter. 83 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:49,960 All she could tell me was what neighborhood they found him in. 84 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,010 They don't have any contact information, no phone number, no address. 85 00:04:54,010 --> 00:04:57,040 Well, dear, if he had an address, he wouldn't be homeless. 86 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:01,020 This really blows. I am this close to becoming homecoming queen, 87 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:05,110 and now I'm gonna be that creepy girl whose brother's a pathetic street junkie. 88 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,350 You know, you could ** a little compassion. 89 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:10,760 Your brother is out there on the streets, struggling to survive. 90 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,730 And whose fault is that? 91 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:23,060 Oh, she's right. This is all my fault. 92 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,580 You can't blame yourself. 93 00:05:24,580 --> 00:05:28,350 No parent can stop a child who's determined to run away. 94 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:32,180 He didn't run away. 95 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,070 I kicked him out. 96 00:05:35,070 --> 00:05:36,530 You what? 97 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:42,350 I left him on the roadside with some money and his clothes. 98 00:05:42,740 --> 00:05:46,370 I didn't tell you because I was afraid of what you'd think of me. 99 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:51,150 You did what you had to do. 100 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:55,690 I just wish you'd said something sooner. 101 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:59,430 Don't you know there's nothing you can't tell me? 102 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:04,170 I don't want there to be any secrets between us. 103 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:06,720 There won't be, not anymore. 104 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,030 You know, Andrew is not the only one having a rough year. 105 00:06:12,030 --> 00:06:15,250 I'm the one whose boyfriend got shot right in front of her. 106 00:06:18,050 --> 00:06:20,090 We'll talk in the car. 107 00:06:27,390 --> 00:06:29,120 Don't you love this? 108 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,730 Oh, god bless Tom for taking the kids camping this weekend. 109 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:36,340 This is exactly what we needed, 110 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,630 especially after everything I've been through lately. 111 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:41,180 I'm all about relaxing and rejuvenating-- 112 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:42,770 Gaby? yeah? 113 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,770 Could you be all about shutting up? 114 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,680 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Thanks. 115 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,050 Please don't tell me you brought your cell phone. 116 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,100 Oh, I'm sorry. 117 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,500 It's just--I'm waiting for Carlos' lawyer to call. 118 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,340 This whole spousal support thing's gotten ugly. 119 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,200 Hello? 120 00:06:58,510 --> 00:06:59,970 Oh, hi, Tom! 121 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:01,230 No! No, no, no. No! 122 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:04,300 Yeah! Yeah, she's right here. Hang on. 123 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,170 Did you say something? 124 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:09,640 Hey. 125 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:13,500 Honey, I know it is your weekend away, but it's my damn back. 126 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:17,290 I threw it out again. So? 127 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:21,040 So I can--I can barely sit up. The kids are running wild. 128 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:23,040 I... I need you to come up here. 129 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,800 Well, why don't you take a muscle relaxant? 130 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,270 Honey, I've already taken two. They're not making a dent. 131 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:29,960 Well, why don't you give them to the kids? 132 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,240 Ugh, Lynette! 133 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,730 Please don't-- please don't do this to me. 134 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:36,010 Parker, for the last time, 135 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,700 put down the damn ax! 136 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,900 Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah. 137 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:44,270 I will be there as soon as I can. 138 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:48,080 God, I hate my life. 139 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,080 I know. 140 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,640 I wouldn't trade with you for anything. 141 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,800 Oh, wow, look at the view. 142 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,710 Oh! 143 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,030 Don't you just love when the leaves change color? 144 00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:06,720 Well, that's why I suggested this, so--so we could hang out for the weekend 145 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,140 and... and enjoy the, um... 146 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,870 ***** 147 00:08:12,870 --> 00:08:15,370 Yep, the scenery's great. 148 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:18,760 So, um... 149 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:21,390 maybe I should unpack. 150 00:08:21,390 --> 00:08:23,800 Where should I do that? 151 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,000 Well, there are-- there are two bedrooms. 152 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,570 One--one is mine... 153 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:32,870 and there's a guest room. 154 00:08:32,870 --> 00:08:34,760 Oh! 155 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,750 A guest room. That--well, that's handy. 156 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,030 Yeah. 157 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,220 Uh, unless, of course, you--you'd like to sleep in my room. 158 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:47,560 In which case, I would take the guest room. 159 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:50,640 Oh! I... uh, no, no! 160 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:54,140 I-I should take the guest room because I am the guest. 161 00:08:54,140 --> 00:08:57,480 Yeah, well, it's, uh, it's up the stairs at the end of the hall. 162 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,660 Okay. 163 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,770 Susan, I, um... 164 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,610 I think I have your suitcase. 165 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:27,640 Yeah, and I think I have yours. 166 00:09:29,690 --> 00:09:32,080 So, did you, um, did you happen to see the, um-- 167 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,670 Yeah. 168 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:36,020 - And did you notice... - Hard to miss. 169 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:43,980 - Well, I'm just going to, um... - ...hide pathetically in your room? 170 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:45,840 Me, too. 171 00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:55,680 Hey, Lynette. 172 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,560 What are you doing here? 173 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,560 Kayla called, and she told me about Tom's back. 174 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:00,900 And my car got impounded again, 175 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,240 so I thought that I'd hitch a ride with you. 176 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,720 Hitch? 177 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:08,250 You mean, like, we're gonna be driving in the car together? 178 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:11,390 Well, you could strap me to the front bumper, 179 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,820 but, uh, yeah, I'd be more comfortable inside. 180 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:16,690 Uh, it's like an 8-hour drive. 181 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:18,100 So? 182 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:20,960 Um, how far is the impound lot? 183 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,120 Because, you know, I could just drive you over there and-- 184 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,500 What's your problem, Lynette? 185 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:30,440 I don't have a problem. I just don't think we both need to go up there. 186 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,370 I can grab Kayla and bring her back. 187 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,040 Oh, I see your plan-- 188 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,740 You just wanna go charging up there on your white horse 189 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:39,310 and save everyone, and then I get to be 190 00:10:39,310 --> 00:10:43,470 the rotten mother who didn't give a rat's ass and stayed home eating bonbons. 191 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:46,880 No. 192 00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:55,020 - Due to Lynette's sudden departure... - Thank you. 193 00:10:55,020 --> 00:10:59,890 Gabrielle was forced to spend the last night of her spa vacation alone, 194 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,230 but she didn't mind. 195 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:08,540 In fact, she looked forward to a quiet dinner alone with her thoughts. 196 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,640 unfortunately for Gabrielle, 197 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:15,130 her thoughts quickly turned to her impending divorce 198 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:18,170 and the empty house she'd soon return to, 199 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,030 and she began to resent the happy couples she was seeing... 200 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,500 everywhere. 201 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,290 What is this, freakin' Noah's Ark?! 202 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,650 I guess it really is a small world. 203 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,750 Who's there? I can't see you. 204 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,680 Can you see me now? 205 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,080 How much, baby? 206 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,680 Excuse me, Ma'am? 207 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:59,430 I mean... Miss, 208 00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:01,880 I'm looking for someone. Uh, his name is Andrew. 209 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,080 Have you seen him? 210 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,910 Hard to say, boo. I see a lot of lost boys his age. 211 00:12:05,910 --> 00:12:08,880 Good-looking one, though. Someone special? 212 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,500 Yes, very, and I'm worried sick about im. 213 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,290 You might try the soup kitchen at st. malachi's on third. 214 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:17,720 - Oh, thank you, miss... - Gates. Pearly Gates-- 215 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,650 'Cause you can't get to heaven without going through me. 216 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,050 How very saucy. 217 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:32,990 Great pIano. Do you play? 218 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:34,890 Oh, no, I'm a-- I'm a bit rusty. 219 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:38,050 Jane loved to sing, so I'd play for her, but since the accident... 220 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,620 Right. 221 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,460 So... 222 00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:50,440 Brandy, 223 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,220 a roaring fire-- 224 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,130 what could be more romantic? 225 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:56,690 Well, I can think of-- of something. 226 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,090 Wow, my heart is pounding. 227 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:03,620 Uh, is that a bad thing? Consider the alternative. 228 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,240 Your heart is beating even faster than mine. 229 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,400 I guess I'm excited. It has been a while. 230 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,570 Me, too. 231 00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,310 So was that, uh, okay? 232 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,700 It was bloody fantastic. 233 00:13:27,270 --> 00:13:30,060 Of course, it's a bit different than what I'm used to. 234 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,270 Different? 235 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:34,540 Well, I-I was with the same woman for a long time. 236 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,210 Oh, yeah. 237 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:38,710 But, I mean, you kissed other girls before that, right? 238 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:41,470 Sure, but most of them were 12. 239 00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:43,040 As was I. 240 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,630 I met one at a school dance, and after we started dating, 241 00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,930 well, I--well, I never looked at anyone else. 242 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,720 Are you saying that Jane is the only woman you ever... 243 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,920 Oh, God, I so didn't want to tell you that. 244 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,320 Why not? I think that's adorable. 245 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:02,190 Well, I don't want to be adorable. I want to be dashing and worldly and... 246 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:04,830 Oh, Ian. It's okay. 247 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:09,220 Some people have a lot of lovers, and some just a few. 248 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,950 It doesn't matter. 249 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:16,960 Well, see--seeing as it doesn't matter, where--where do you fall on that spectrum? 250 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,920 You know, how--how many men have you been with? 251 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,420 - Ian. - Oh, I'm sorry. That--that was rude. 252 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:25,100 I withdraw the question. 253 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,440 It's not that it's rude. It's just immaterial. 254 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,270 I mean, it's just a number. It doesn't mean anything. 255 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,620 - Seeing as it doesn't mean anything-- - Ian! 256 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,600 Well, you know my number. It's only fair. 257 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,330 Is it-- is it more than three? 258 00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,600 Nine. 259 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,900 Please tell me you were answering in german. 260 00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,800 Nine lovers is not a lot! Nine lovers does not make me a slut! 261 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,990 Why are you getting upset? 262 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:50,330 Because it was really 11, and I knocked off two, and you're still judging me. 263 00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:53,690 I'm not judging you. It's just... did you work in the recording industry? 264 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:54,990 Okay, just so you know, 265 00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,530 11 is not a lot for a woman my age. 266 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,920 How old are you? 267 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,100 What is this, the Gallup poll?! 268 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,190 - Where--where are you going? - To bed, alone. 269 00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:07,910 You know, it's something that I've always wanted to try, but I've just never gotten around to. 270 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,960 So they liked the landscaping I did here so much 271 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:17,410 that they hired my company to do whole sinclair hotel chain. 272 00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,760 Your company? You have a company now? 273 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,050 Oh, my gosh, when I met you, all you had was a bike. 274 00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,080 Well, not only that, 275 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,110 the, uh, Gardening Channel's approached me about hosting my own show. 276 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:31,410 I mean, we're still in the talking stages, but... 277 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,850 What? 278 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,440 Nothing. I just... 279 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,730 I can't get over how mature and confident you are. 280 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,750 You've really changed. 281 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:44,450 Thanks. I was hoping you'd notice. 282 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:47,760 So I guess, uh, there's no chance of getting you over to the house 283 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,010 to pick the dead leaves off my ficus. 284 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:54,010 Yeah, you know, I'm--I'm kind of past that. 285 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:58,890 Besides, I don't think Mr. Solis would approve. 286 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:01,530 Actually, we're getting a divorce. 287 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,910 Um, I'm--I'm really sorry to hear that. 288 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:09,490 Really? Then why are you smiling? 289 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,510 I don't know. Why are you? 290 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,830 Gabrielle... 291 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,620 It's really great to see you. 292 00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,880 Gabrielle. 293 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,280 I think that's the first time you've ever called me that. 294 00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:28,030 Well, um... 295 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,470 I hope you enjoy the rest of your stay. 296 00:16:32,130 --> 00:16:34,240 I intend to. 297 00:16:50,890 --> 00:16:52,510 Your cuppy thing is full. 298 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,870 Do you mind if I put this in your glove compartment? 299 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:57,060 Yeah, I do mind. I mind deeply. 300 00:16:57,060 --> 00:17:00,000 Jeez-a-marooni. I'll just get rid of 'em. 301 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,210 Oh, that's... delightful. That's delightful. 302 00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:10,270 Maybe it'll just soak up the cream soda you spilled. 303 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,240 Why do you always pick on me? 304 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:16,170 It's like your new favorite game is "finding fault with Nora." 305 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,340 No, my favorite game 306 00:17:18,340 --> 00:17:22,540 is counting all the things I'm dying to say to you, 307 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:23,650 but I don't. 308 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:24,840 Like... 309 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,490 "Pipe down, you annoying nut job." 310 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:29,570 I'd never say that. 311 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,000 You think I'm crazy. 312 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,960 No! 313 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,340 You're colorful-- 314 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:39,640 colorful in a way that might respond to medication. 315 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,410 Well, you know... 316 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:44,080 there's levels of crazy, Lynette. 317 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:48,400 I mean, there are people like me who just have a big personality. 318 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,850 Then there are the kind of people who do things like this. 319 00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:55,430 - Aah! Oh, my God! Knock it off! - What is the matter with you?! 320 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:58,180 What is wrong with you? What the hell do you think you're doing? 321 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:01,570 Oh, lighten up. Come on, it was a joke. 322 00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:03,960 No, well, it wasn't funny. If you wanna kill yourself, fine, 323 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,430 - but don't take me with you. - Ooh, you'd like that, wouldn't ya? 324 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:10,520 You'd really like that, if I killed myself. 325 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,410 That is not what I'm saying. 326 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:18,180 But if you did, I'd find a way to carry on. 327 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,300 Pull over. 328 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,110 - Oh, lighten up. It's a joke. - Pull the car over. 329 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,490 - Nah. - Pull it over! 330 00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:33,010 - Pull over, or I will jump out of this car. - All right, all right, all right, all right. 331 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:37,110 I'm pulling over! Jeez! What the hell are you doing?! 332 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:39,720 Hitching my way... 333 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,440 to the campsite! 334 00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:43,720 Nora! 335 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,670 You can't be serious! 336 00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:47,540 Shut up! Just get out of my face! 337 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,720 I'm not talking to you! 338 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:54,170 All right, now look, you've gone from crazy to stupid. 339 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,710 This guy could be dangerous. 340 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:58,710 Well, then, it's your lucky day, huh, Lynette? 341 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,230 Shut up! 342 00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:02,180 See? 343 00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:05,320 This is what you do. You just manipulate. 344 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,590 You wormed your way into my family. 345 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:11,650 You conned your way into coming on this trip with me, 346 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,860 and now you wanna force me into saving you. 347 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:18,780 Well, forget it! You wanna go, go. 348 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,680 No, I've tried that. It wasn't enough power. 349 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,070 Yeah, I'm way ahead of you. 350 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:48,360 All right, here it goes. 351 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,370 Ah, it worked! I'm a genius. 352 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,630 Oh, hi. Um, I'm looking for Edie. 353 00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:04,850 She's out. 354 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:08,460 - Ugh, God, where is everyone tonight? - Anything I can do? 355 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:11,320 No, not unless you can fix a fuse box. 356 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,400 My science fair project blew the power out. 357 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,150 Oh, what's your project? 358 00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,610 Oh, uh, it's complicated. 359 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:20,620 You think I'm too dumb to understand your little science project? 360 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,300 It's not little. I finished third in the state twice. 361 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,450 Now can you fix the fuse box or not? 362 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:29,270 Most houses built after 1990 are wired through a circuit breaker. 363 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,930 You didn't blow a fuse. You tripped a breaker. 364 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:35,590 Not to challenge a 2-time state science fair almost-champion or anything. 365 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,840 Let me grab a flashlight. 366 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,930 Maybe you could also grab a shirt... and some pants. 367 00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:45,450 Pants would be nice. 368 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:49,520 Susan, can I come in? 369 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,550 I'm with a client. Take a number. 370 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,300 Susan, please. 371 00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,310 Everything I said 372 00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:01,840 came out of my-- my own insecurity and fear 373 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,290 that I--that I might... well, I might disappoint you. 374 00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,470 I was gonna stay mad at you another hour, 375 00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:11,580 but your damn accent gets me every time. 376 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,660 Blimey, you--you don't say? 377 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,000 Don't push it. 378 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,740 Oh, no, I-I don't mean to break the flow, but I-I just, um... 379 00:21:42,410 --> 00:21:45,860 Look, I know that I'm only your second lover ever, 380 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,010 and that--I-I know that means a lot, 381 00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:51,270 and I just don't want it to mean.. too much. 382 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:53,490 I'm not following you. What do you want it to mean? 383 00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:56,810 I mean, the last time you did this, it turned into a lifetime commitment, 384 00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:58,690 and I--I'm just-- I'm not ready for that. 385 00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:00,510 You think I am? 386 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:04,840 Well, I assure you, I'm as capable of having meaningless sex as you are. 387 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,860 I have never had meaningless sex. 388 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,740 So you were--you were passionately in love 389 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:13,850 and deeply committed to all 11 of your conquests? 390 00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:17,640 Don't judge me, Mr. Virgin... plus one! 391 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,120 Okay, okay, we--we seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot again. 392 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,390 Susan... 393 00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:26,560 Cheerio? Bob's your uncle? 394 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,300 Get out. 395 00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,640 - Can't we at least talk? - Why? 396 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,440 You know, every time we do, we just get angry. 397 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,020 Well, we're still getting to know each other, 398 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,080 and that's good. You--you've learned I'm a tad insecure, 399 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,640 And I've learn--well, you're just a wee bit touchy. 400 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,130 Okay, Ian, you know what? This is-- this is not happening. 401 00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,370 I am just **ing ep**, 402 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:47,140 and you can just drive me home in the morning. 403 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,620 Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for my son. Have you seen him? 404 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,830 Have you seen him? 405 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:07,360 Excuse me, young man. Have you seen this boy? 406 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:12,140 Andrew! Oh, my God, thank god! 407 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,410 What are you doing here? 408 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:15,690 Looking for you. How did you get that bruise? 409 00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:18,310 - It's none of your business. - Andrew, please! 410 00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:21,280 Shouldn't you be at home, taking care of your new husband? 411 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,510 How did you find out that-- 412 00:23:22,510 --> 00:23:25,370 I read it in the paper-- you know, the one I sleep under. 413 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:28,100 Andrew, you have every right to be angry with me, 414 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,820 but if you knew how sorry I am-- 415 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:32,920 if you came here sucking after forgiveness, you came to the wrong place. 416 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,180 Andrew, please, can't we just talk about this? 417 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,390 I'm your mother, for God's sakes! You're my son. 418 00:23:37,390 --> 00:23:40,750 No, you dumped your son at a gas station seven months ago. 419 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:43,000 I'm somebody else now. 420 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,750 Andrew. 421 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,810 Andrew! 422 00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:51,470 Andrew, please! 423 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,720 Andrew! 424 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,510 What happened to your ride? 425 00:24:13,790 --> 00:24:15,270 The guy grabbed my boob, 426 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:18,520 so I hit him over the head with his bong, and I got out. 427 00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:24,650 Look, I'm sorry I freaked out there before. 428 00:24:24,650 --> 00:24:29,150 It's just, when you made that crack about suicide, it just... kind of hit home. 429 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,570 Oh, my god, Nora. 430 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:35,040 Did you actually... 431 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:40,360 Well, I'm... I'm very sorry. I had no idea. 432 00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:47,160 But your life is better now, right? 433 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,530 You have a beautiful daughter, and you have that fun job at the... 434 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,980 pancake house. 435 00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:56,020 Oh, yeah, my life's better. 436 00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:57,160 Yeah. 437 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,340 But it's not your life. Your life's perfect. 438 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:06,200 Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it? 439 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,750 It's just, you have it all. You have the kids. You have the career. 440 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,390 You have a husband. 441 00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:13,690 You're Supermom. 442 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:16,200 And you think that's easy? Okay, I have a good life. 443 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:20,500 Yes, yes, I am very lucky, but I work 12 hours a day, 444 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,770 and then I come home to what seems like 33 children 445 00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:25,430 and husban who resents to get a job. 446 00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:29,740 And believe me, there is not a Supermom out there who wouldn't trade in her cape 447 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,070 for a chance to read a book and get a massage 448 00:25:32,070 --> 00:25:34,520 by a man who has the decency to leave when it's over. 449 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,920 Okay, sorry I brought it up. 450 00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:44,530 I'm sorry I said that about Tom. He's doing his best to find a job. 451 00:25:44,530 --> 00:25:48,340 Well, you know, maybe he'd try a little harder if he didn't hate advertising so much. 452 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,780 He doesn't hate advertising. 453 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:53,200 Last week, when he came to pick up Kayla, 454 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,160 and he'd just come from some crappy interview, 455 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:01,060 he said that he'd hated the ad game for, like, freakin' ever 456 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,310 and would like to bag the whole thing. 457 00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:05,630 He said that to you? 458 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,370 He's never told me that. 459 00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,810 He's probably afraid to. 460 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,350 Why would he be afraid? 461 00:26:14,350 --> 00:26:16,050 Probably because you're the kind of woman who, 462 00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:19,140 when someone says they wanna kill themselves, 463 00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:21,300 you say, "go ahead." 464 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:30,860 - You sure you don't want to come in? - No, I'm good. 465 00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:35,240 Uh, you really should see what I'm doing, 466 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,630 you know, for next time. 467 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,030 Okay, here's the tripped switch. 468 00:26:45,030 --> 00:26:50,550 So first, you move it to "off"... to reset, then you press it... to "on." 469 00:26:51,890 --> 00:26:54,280 - That's it? - Yeah. 470 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,840 You didn't have to come all the way over here to do that. 471 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,930 You could've just explained it to me. 472 00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:01,430 Yeah, I guess I could've. 473 00:27:02,140 --> 00:27:04,180 Well... hello there. 474 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,910 Edie! Hi. 475 00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:06,940 Oh, sorry. 476 00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:09,300 Uh, he was just-- he was helping me get the lights back on. 477 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,620 I-I overloaded my circuits. 478 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,600 I can see that. 479 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:16,060 Yeah, so she's doing some big science project, 480 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:19,080 and she needed me to explain how electricity works. 481 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,310 I think that's called "irony." 482 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:23,400 Julie, where's your mom? 483 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,550 She's on a trip. Do you need something? 484 00:27:25,550 --> 00:27:30,030 Yeah, back when I could stand her, I loaned her my cd player. I need it. 485 00:27:30,030 --> 00:27:32,390 Oh, she took it to the hospital for mike. 486 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:33,900 Oh, God. 487 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:37,890 This Florence Nightingale act is really chapping my ass. 488 00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:41,510 Hey, science guy, I have an experiment for you. 489 00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:42,930 Go home, 490 00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:46,660 mix ounces of gin, a splash of vermouth, 491 00:27:46,660 --> 00:27:49,840 and see if it improves my mood when I drink it. 492 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:56,590 Julie, sweetie... you're a good girl. 493 00:27:56,590 --> 00:27:59,060 Do yourself a favor and stay away from my nephew. 494 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:04,440 Oh! Trust me, I have no interest in swaggering, muscle-bound juvenile delinquents. 495 00:28:04,820 --> 00:28:06,180 Honey... 496 00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,820 that's what every good girl says 497 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:10,300 just before she becomes a bad girl. 498 00:28:10,770 --> 00:28:13,980 Trust me, I know. 499 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,650 Except now when we're done, 500 00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:23,230 I don't have to proofread your essay on "Ethan Frome." 501 00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:26,060 And I don't have to jump out of a window. That's a nice change. 502 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,140 - Yeah. 503 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:30,230 Hey, how about I order up a bottle of Dom? 504 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:32,190 Ooh, I like Rich John! 505 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,840 Hello? Oh! Uh, hi. 506 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:45,820 Nothing, uh, you know, just, uh, room service and a movie. 507 00:28:45,820 --> 00:28:47,470 What? 508 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,890 Really? You're--you're kidding. 509 00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:53,300 Uh, no! I'm--I'm thrilled. 510 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,430 It's, uh, room 424. 511 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:59,390 Me, too. Bye. 512 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:01,200 - You gotta get out of here. - What? 513 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:02,710 My fiancée's on her way up. Oh! 514 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:04,920 - Your fiancée? - She was supposed to come tomorrow. 515 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,470 Guess she decided to surprise me. Get dressed! 516 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,360 Uh, you-- you're engaged? To who?! 517 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,240 Her name's Tammy. Where's your other shoe?! 518 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,710 How could you do this to me? 519 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:16,880 I would never have let you seduce me if I knew you were getting married. 520 00:29:16,930 --> 00:29:18,900 Well, you didn't have any problem sleeping with me when you were married! 521 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,990 You knew about Carlos! My cheating was upfront and honest. 522 00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:25,410 Look, Gaby, we don't have time for this. Get moving. 523 00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:28,810 No, I'm not going anywhere. In fact, I wanna meet the blushing bride. 524 00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,040 Listen to me, okay? 525 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,030 Her name is Tammy Sinclair, as in Sinclair Hotels, 526 00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:35,170 as in her father owns this whole damn chain. 527 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:38,760 So if she catches you in here, I am totally screwed. 528 00:29:44,430 --> 00:29:46,720 Poodle! 529 00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:51,250 Look at you, surprising me. 530 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:53,560 - Oh, I missed you. - I missed you, too. 531 00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,720 Ugh, this room blows. 532 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,450 Daddy was supposed to hook us up with a suite. 533 00:29:59,450 --> 00:30:01,440 You know, you're right. 534 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,300 Why don't we go down to the front desk and demand one? 535 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,530 - Come on. - Oh, no. They're all booked. 536 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,890 They call this a closet? 537 00:30:11,890 --> 00:30:14,130 Where am I supposed to put all my stuff? 538 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:18,020 You know, I could really use a drink. Why don't we go down to the bar? 539 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:22,140 I'm wiped. I just wanna stay in. 540 00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:25,350 Didn't you unpack yet? 541 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,310 No, um, actually, the--the zipper is stuck, 542 00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:33,240 um, but they have a guy at the hotel that can fix it. 543 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,270 You know I should-- I should probably go ahead and take it down to the lobby. 544 00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:37,700 Now? 545 00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:40,460 I'm horny. 546 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:42,180 So am I... 547 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:47,040 but I will be a lot hornier... 548 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,840 once I get rid of this suitcase. 549 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,060 Poodle? 550 00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:58,370 Where did this diamond watch come from? 551 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,750 Oh, shoot, um... 552 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,900 That's what you get for surprising me. 553 00:31:05,290 --> 00:31:07,700 I didn't get a chance to wrap it. 554 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,390 You like it? 555 00:31:11,390 --> 00:31:14,190 I love it! 556 00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:18,230 - I'm never taking it off! - Son of a bitch! 557 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:20,980 Come here, you! 558 00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:29,950 John? 559 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:43,090 John, where are you, damn it? 560 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:01,530 Don't laugh. I saved a bundle on airfare. 561 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:29,560 Susan, I'm so-- 562 00:32:57,830 --> 00:33:00,150 Your azaleas are breathtaking. 563 00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:01,870 Thank you. Ahem. 564 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,810 You should be very proud of them. 565 00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:08,500 Yeah, it's nice to know that I can raise some things correctly. 566 00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:12,440 Darlin', be patient. 567 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,090 Andrew will come around. 568 00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:18,220 No, I don't think he will. 569 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,370 I failed him. 570 00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:21,790 I think you're being too hard on yourself. 571 00:33:21,790 --> 00:33:24,030 And you're not being hard enough. 572 00:33:24,030 --> 00:33:26,690 Stop saying that what I did was understandable. 573 00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:28,720 I'm a mother who abandoned her child. 574 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,940 That's... unnatural. 575 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:34,100 Bree, it's hot. You're tired. Why don't you come inside? 576 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:37,560 Because there is a bottle of Chardonnay in the refrigerator, and right now 577 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,100 this little chore is the only thing that's keeping me from going inside 578 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,160 and drinking the whole damn thing. 579 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,820 Well... 580 00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:52,830 the azaleas really are lovely. 581 00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:03,290 Yes, they are, aren't they? 582 00:34:18,230 --> 00:34:20,050 Hi. 583 00:34:21,110 --> 00:34:24,280 Look, I'm sorry. 584 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,990 Here's your watch. 585 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,130 I guess I'll just buy Tammy a new one. 586 00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:36,850 Don't you mean her daddy will buy her a new one and just launder the money through you? 587 00:34:36,850 --> 00:34:38,680 I don't blame you for being angry. 588 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,130 All right, I should've told you the truth from the start. 589 00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:44,990 But when I saw you there in the moonlight, 590 00:34:44,990 --> 00:34:47,830 it took me right back to when we were together. 591 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,210 Me, too. 592 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,900 Do you wanna sit down? 593 00:34:58,490 --> 00:35:01,180 You know, you're pretty hard to stay mad at. 594 00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:03,190 Good, 595 00:35:03,190 --> 00:35:05,930 'cause I really didn't want this to end badly. 596 00:35:05,930 --> 00:35:08,250 Who says it has to end? 597 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:11,380 What are you talking about? 598 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:14,220 Well, I'm single now, and I thought we could maybe... 599 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,730 Gaby... I'm getting married. 600 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,160 Sure, and I was married when we got together. 601 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,580 Right, but that 602 00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:25,380 is not how I'm gonna be married. 603 00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:29,190 Well, that's what I thought, but trust me, marriage is hard. 604 00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:31,990 I know that, but... 605 00:35:31,990 --> 00:35:33,710 I love Tammy, 606 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:36,070 and I don't wanna screw it up. 607 00:35:36,070 --> 00:35:38,590 'Cause enough of those screwups and... 608 00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:41,420 you just end up alone. 609 00:35:43,870 --> 00:35:46,670 Yeah, that can happen. 610 00:35:57,020 --> 00:35:59,150 Good-bye, Gabrielle. 611 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,150 Um, hey, mister, uh, 612 00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:17,320 could you spare a buck or 2? I'm--I'm really hungry. 613 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,930 Hey, thanks! 614 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:25,840 I'll give you $50 more, if you let me buy you lunch. 615 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:29,550 Fries and a large root beer. 616 00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:34,600 What am I gonna have to do to earn this? 617 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,460 I told you, I just wanna talk to you. 618 00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:39,060 - You another reporter? - No. 619 00:36:39,060 --> 00:36:43,350 You a youth pastor? You trying to save my soul? 620 00:36:43,350 --> 00:36:45,230 Oh, you make it sound like a challenge. 621 00:36:45,230 --> 00:36:47,860 No, I just wanna understand you, Andrew. 622 00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:51,500 Wait, how did you know my name? 623 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:57,480 You're him, aren't you? You're, uh... 624 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,450 The new husband. 625 00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:01,440 Orson. 626 00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:05,510 You know, I wouldn't talk to her. What makes her think I'll listen to you? 627 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:08,210 Your mother doesn't know I'm here. 628 00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:11,240 All right, Dad. 629 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,390 What do you wanna talk about, Dad? 630 00:37:13,390 --> 00:37:16,080 I wanna know how you survive out here. What do you do for money? 631 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,110 I ask. People give it to me. 632 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:24,180 That's it? 633 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:27,120 What--what do you wanna know? 634 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,730 Have--have I done stuff for money that I'm not proud of? 635 00:37:32,330 --> 00:37:37,470 Yeah, sure, but you figured that out as soon I asked you what the $50 was for. 636 00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:39,060 But, uh... 637 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,930 Don't--don't tell my mom. 638 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:44,910 Or--or you know what? Do. Who cares? 639 00:37:44,910 --> 00:37:48,140 Well, I think part of you wants me to tell her because you know how much it would hurt her. 640 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,190 I mean, that's why you're out here, isn't it? To punish her. 641 00:37:52,580 --> 00:37:55,740 When will you have punished her enough, Andrew? 642 00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,410 When you turn to drugs to numb the pain, 643 00:37:57,410 --> 00:38:00,500 or you catch a disease you'll never be rid of? 644 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,910 Don't pretend to care about me, all right? 645 00:38:02,910 --> 00:38:06,540 I do care about you, because Bree cares about you, 646 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,270 because we're more alike than you think. 647 00:38:10,270 --> 00:38:12,170 I know about rage. 648 00:38:12,590 --> 00:38:16,330 I know how it eats you up. But rage goes away, 649 00:38:16,330 --> 00:38:18,350 and when it does, 650 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,680 you're just left with the mess you've made. 651 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,090 Thanks for lunch. 652 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,140 You change your mind, you know where to find us. 653 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,360 How's your back? 654 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,720 If I don't breathe, great. 655 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,070 God, it has been so long since my back has acted up. 656 00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:54,570 Then wham, out of the blue, I'm crying by a tree stump. 657 00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:56,630 Well, you're under a lot of stress. 658 00:38:56,630 --> 00:38:59,640 You got a new kid in the family. You're job hunting. 659 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,880 Ugh. Are we gonna fight about that again? 'Cause if so, 660 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,030 I'm gonna need those last four muscle relaxants. 661 00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:09,630 No, I don't wanna fight. In fact, I was thinking... 662 00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:13,190 if you can't find something you like in advertising, 663 00:39:13,190 --> 00:39:16,110 maybe you should cast a wider net. 664 00:39:16,110 --> 00:39:17,890 Meaning what? 665 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,110 You're a bright guy. Isn't there anything else you might wanna do? 666 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,740 I'd like to play bass for Aerosmith. 667 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,710 Okay, let's call that the backup plan. 668 00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:32,280 But, seriously, don't you have some road not taken, 669 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:36,070 some dream you never got around to? 670 00:39:37,580 --> 00:39:39,830 I don't know. Maybe. 671 00:39:40,430 --> 00:39:41,960 Maybe? 672 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,000 I don't know. You get married. You have kids and... 673 00:39:47,460 --> 00:39:49,490 you lose track of that stuff. 674 00:39:49,490 --> 00:39:51,470 Well, think about it, okay? 675 00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:55,790 Cause whatever you wanna do, I'm in your corner. 676 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,250 Man, did I luck out marrying you. 677 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:02,760 Tell me something I don't know. 678 00:40:13,030 --> 00:40:14,960 Hi, Mike. 679 00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:17,290 It's Edie. 680 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,910 I'm sorry that I haven't come by to visit. 681 00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:28,060 Pretty rough luck, huh? 682 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:33,400 Anyway, I'm, um... 683 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,140 here to pick up my cd player. 684 00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:38,410 So... 685 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:47,840 Well, I hope you feel better soon. 686 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:04,560 Damn! 687 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,360 And that's with the coma. 688 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,030 We all carry something with us. 689 00:41:27,850 --> 00:41:31,360 Of course, it's nice if we travel with someone 690 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,000 who can help lighten the load. 691 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,580 But usually it's easier to just drop what we've been carrying 692 00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:46,290 so we can get home that much sooner... 693 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,130 assuming, of course, 694 00:41:51,130 --> 00:41:55,180 there will be someone there to greet us when we arrive. 695 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,920 Why do we clutch at this baggage 696 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,200 even when we're desperate to move on? 697 00:42:06,910 --> 00:42:10,930 Because we all know there's a chance 698 00:42:10,930 --> 00:42:14,600 we might let go too soon. 699 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,250 sync:ytet-cflily ydy.com edit:ixquic 700 00:42:17,305 --> 00:42:23,415 Shop this shows fashion, download the "LookLive" app in iTunes