{70}{90}previously on...
{100}{151}i'm granng you|temporary custody
{151}{218}until we can get a straight|answer from e birth father.
{221}{292}gabrielle got exactly|what she wanted.
{293}{333}if edie doesn't know,
{334}{392}then that means that you just|cheated on her with me.
{393}{437}susan got fooled again...
{438}{507}i'm also a member|of s.a.
{508}{553}and bree got too much...
{554}{592}sex addicts anonymous.
{593}{632}information.
{688}{762}karl mayer didn't pray often,|but when he did,
{763}{822}it was usually to ask|for god's help
{823}{870}in breaking up with a woman
{871}{918}and to spare him|the nasty drama
{919}{957}that usually accompanied
{957}{1072}such callous|and unexpected departures.
{1072}{1165}over the years, karl had|dumped dozens of women,
{1166}{1256}and not one of them|had ever seen it coming.
{1257}{1343}every retreat was always|meticulously planned,
{1343}{1426}right down to|the personalized stationary,
{1426}{1474}hence his record|of successful getaways
{1474}{1582}from women who did not|want to see him go.
{1582}{1672}so when he decided|to break up with edie britt,
{1673}{1749}karl prayed to god yet again|to help him avoid
{1749}{1810}all the unnecessary drama.
{1811}{1849}unfortunately for karl...
{1929}{1990}(alarm stops)|god was in the mood...
{1991}{2041}to be entertained.
{2589}{2636}(whispers) come on!
{2637}{2714}what the hell is this?|edie, baby, calm down.
{2720}{2767}"let's be honest|with ourselves, edie.
{2768}{2824}we haven't been happy|in a long time"?
{2824}{2913}who are you to tell me|i haven't been happy,
{2914}{2992}you miserable son of a bitch?|i have been ecstatic!
{2992}{3055}okay. i-i'm the one|who hasn't been happy, then.
{3055}{3123}they why did you|propose to me?|i don't know.
{3123}{3184}i have told every woman|in this town
{3185}{3271}that we are getting married,|and all you have to say to me
{3272}{3328}is, "i don't know"?|oh, what else|do you want me to say?
{3329}{3374}i'm sorry.
{3375}{3437}what's going on?|is there someone else?
{3544}{3593}oh, my god.
{3816}{3879}oh, crap.
{4070}{4107}come on, come on, come on!
{4563}{4636}as he sat there,|karl couldn't help but wonder
{4637}{4703}why god had forsaken him.
{4744}{4847}it never occurred to him|that god...
{4848}{4895}might be a woman.
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{4948}{4992}and ford motor co.--|built for the road ahead.
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{4989}{5037}god,|grant me the serenity
{5038}{5089}to accept the things|i cannot change,
{5090}{5145}the courage|to change the things i can
{5146}{5205}and the wisdom|to know the difference...
{5206}{5273}the members|of the fairview chapter of a.a.
{5274}{5346}ended every meeting|with a prayer.
{5346}{5397}and while most|were asking god for help
{5397}{5465}in resisting temptation,
{5507}{5591}was busy thinking thoughts|that were downright sinful.
{5592}{5639}...with him in the next.|amen.
{5640}{5700}keep coming back.|it works if you work it.
{5701}{5725}amen.
{5773}{5820}i think|you'd love the opera.
{5821}{5910}the music and the voices--|it's just all so... passionate.
{5911}{6021}(chuckles) yeah, a 300-pound|soprano seducing balding tenors.
{6022}{6069}that'd be hot.|you making fun of me?
{6070}{6095}(chuckles)|huh?
{6096}{6132}bree.
{6133}{6184}yes?
{6185}{6219}maybe a little bit.
{6329}{6365}what's going on here?
{6365}{6392}claude?
{6393}{6440}we made plans, remember?
{6441}{6497}i'm sorry.|i was just about--
{6498}{6557}yeah, i saw what you|were just about to do.
{6558}{6612}i'm sorry, peter,|but, uh, who is this?
{6613}{6668}this is claude.|he's my sponsor.
{6669}{6714}oh, your a.a. sponsor?
{6715}{6808}no.|i'm his other sponsor.
{6809}{6850}for my sex addiction.
{6850}{6884}oh.
{6885}{6936}damn it, peter.|what did i tell you?
{6937}{6986}avoid lust triggers.
{6987}{7029}and what is she?
{7029}{7085}come on,|don't do this, man.
{7085}{7148}she's a lust trigger.|a lust trigger!
{7149}{7204}um, excuse me.|i don't know what that means,
{7204}{7256}but could you please|stop saying it?
{7256}{7317}where's your chip?|give it to me.
{7318}{7403}do you remember how low|you'd sunk when we met?
{7404}{7475}this represents|12 months of hard work,
{7476}{7527}not giving in|to your urges.
{7528}{7583}now if you wanna|blow all that on this woman,
{7584}{7649}just tell me now|so i can stop wasting my time
{7650}{7719}working with you.|(chip hits floor)
{7926}{7976}i don't want to blow it.
{8052}{8086}good.
{8087}{8138}then tell|the pretty lady good-bye
{8139}{8221}and that you can't|socialize with her anymore.
{8222}{8287}and do it quick.
{8287}{8319}i'm hungry.
{8375}{8434}bad news.
{8434}{8482}ed wants us|to push through tonight
{8482}{8544}and finish|the edelstein realty pitch.
{8545}{8593}but we're not presenting|for another two weeks.
{8593}{8641}why don't we start|tomorrow?
{8641}{8707}but how would that help ed avoid|his marital problems?|what?
{8708}{8777}oh, he's right. i hear ed|fighting with fran on the phone
{8778}{8849}every day through the office walls.|that would explain all our working hours.
{9667213}{90}00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:07,834|ah, but you lucked out, scavo.|darlene talked him into cutting
{8910}{8958}the people who have kids|in day care loose.
{8959}{9015}hey, great. let's go|before he changes his mind.
{9016}{9071}but that dsn't include you,|miss senior v.p.
{9072}{9127}ed wants you in the conference room now.|you're kidding!
{9128}{9205}you're his security blanket,|lynette. he stays, you stay.
{9206}{9269}jerry, can you help me|get the kids down to the car?
{9270}{9296}(lynette) oh.|yeah.
{9297}{9329}thanks, jer.|sure.
{9354}{9389}lynette?|(lynette) yeah?
{9390}{9437}get those mock-ups together,|will you?
{9481}{9566}jerry, i didn't know|you had a kid.
{9567}{9641}y-yeah, um, out of wedlock.
{9642}{9686}oh.
{9687}{9735}so... see you in the morning.
{9859}{9910}i'm sorry i'm late.
{9961}{10011}what's going on?|karl broke up with edie.
{10012}{10065}oh, my god.
{10066}{10120}yeah, apparently,|he was seeing someone.
{10121}{10172}really?
{10173}{10204}did he say who it was?
{10205}{10262}i know who she is.
{10263}{10333}she's a man-eating,|scum-sucking ho-bag.
{10333}{10385}no, he did not say.
{10386}{10448}you know,|when karl dumped you,
{10449}{10508}i thought|that it was all your fault.
{10509}{10580}yeah, i figured that...|you were a nag or bad in bed.
{10581}{10674}but now i... now i see that|you were just a victim, too.
{10675}{10738}we have a bond, susan.
{10739}{10802}it's like we're sisters.
{10802}{10895}(chuckles) there's even|a pretty one and an ugly one.
{10896}{10926}edie!
{10927}{10984}no, i'm just saying|that karl screwed us both.
{10985}{11038}yes, like you|wouldn't believe.
{11039}{11087}guys, i'm all for bashing exes,|but let's save
{11088}{11146}a little of our hate|for his partner in crime--
{11147}{11190}the other woman.|mm-hmm.
{11191}{11230}yeah! you know, they're always|coming up with these excuses
{11231}{11286}to justify|being a home-wrecker.
{11287}{11330}exactly! like,|"he wouldn't have been with me
{11331}{11376}if he was gettin' it|at home."
{11376}{11423}yeah, "honey,|you're the love of my life.
{11424}{11463}she's just the runner-up."
{11464}{11519}oh, look, the baby's|doing something really cute.
{11597}{11641}she's sleeping.
{11642}{11679}like an angel.
{11680}{11755}look, i think we all know|that karl is a dog.|mm.
{11756}{11809}i mean, but let's face it--|if these tramps
{11809}{11862}weren't laying out the buffet,|he wouldn't be chowing down.
{11863}{11909}well, every situation|is different,
{11910}{11977}and it's hard to judge|until we know all the details.
{11977}{12010}which...
{12011}{12073}obviously i don't know,|because how would i know?
{12114}{12191}she's a slutty, slutty whore.|absolutely.
{12192}{12243}yeah.
{12328}{12399}are you sure she needs that?|i just put sunscreen on her.
{12400}{12463}yes, she needs the bonnet.|it completes the outfit.
{12464}{12509}oh, for god's sakes, gaby.
{12510}{12565}she's never too young|to start accessorizing.
{12566}{12619}besides, all the neighbors|are out today,
{12620}{12696}and i want them to see how happy|we are and wish they were us.
{12855}{12888}hey.
{12888}{12933}uh, the baby's a beauty.
{12934}{13000}we think so,|but we're a little biased.
{13039}{13081}oh, wow,|she's got my eyes.
{13082}{13126}huh?
{13127}{13186}oh, i'm dale.
{13187}{13257}dale helm.|i'm the baby's birth father.
{13338}{13380}uh, well, hi, dale.
{13381}{13426}(chuckles)|nice to meet you.
{13427}{13474}a lot of people|have been looking for you.
{13475}{13537}yeah, i know,|lawyers and stuff.
{13538}{13601}i got kinda held up in florida|longer than i thought.
{13602}{13640}spring break, right?
{13640}{13720}yeah. oh, man,|we were wasted 24/7.
{13720}{13774}then i got the message|and just thought
{13775}{13856}my friends were messing with me.|those buttwads!
{13885}{13910}ahem.
{13911}{13961}well, it's a good thing|he's here.
{13962}{14012}we can take him|to the lawyer's office,
{14013}{14060}and you can sign over|full custody to us.
{14061}{14101}(chuckles) okay.
{14102}{14181}yeah, uh,|the thing about that is,
{14182}{14238}i'm gonna want the baby.
{14445}{14516}come on, you guys.|we don't have to make this ugly.
{14517}{14588}you're trying to take our baby!|how is it not gonna be ugly?
{14589}{14636}just keep walking, gaby.|don't engage him.
{14631}{14664}listen, mr. solis...
{14663}{14732}no, you listen!|we were granted custody.
{14738}{14791}if you want her,|you talk to the judge.
{14802}{14905}hey, what is the holdup?|they told me|i gotta talk to a judge.
{14891}{14964}what the hell are you doing here, frank?|it's his baby.give it to him!
{14969}{15018}like hell!|(julie) hey, mrs. solis,can i see the baby?
{15020}{15080}(both) no!|dale, just do it already!
{15093}{15149}i'm not just gonna kidnap it.|why not? they did!
{15150}{15234}it is your baby.|just take it!
{15273}{15296}try it.
{15297}{15334}frank?
{15371}{15449}(groans)|get in, you moron.
{15450}{15486}anyways, it looks like
{15487}{15528}you're doing a good job with her.|dumb-ass!
{15529}{15571}she seems clean.
{15847}{15919}(betty) and like i said,|we have been very happy here,
{15919}{15967}and i'm sure you will be, too.
{15959}{16013}(man)|well, we just love it.|(woman) yeah.
{16008}{16101}once the stairs are repaired,|i'll show you the basement.
{16102}{16154}what's going on?
{16154}{16190}the house just sold.
{16190}{16252}start packing.
{16253}{16324}(danielle) why don't you just|put caleb in an institution?
{16325}{16417}it's where he belongs anyway.|my mom would never let strangers take care of him.
{19248079}{146}00:11:18,687 --> 00:11:20,887|then why don't you|call the police?
{16472}{16528}then it's not up to her.|if i call the police,
{16529}{16581}my mom and i go to jail|with caleb.
{16582}{16635}we've been hiding a murderer.|now, look, if we--
{16636}{16692}if we do move, i promise|i will call you every day.
{16692}{16765}i don't need a phone buddy.|i need a boyfriend!
{16751}{16828}would you calm down,|please?|don't tell me what to do!
{16829}{16882}you know, i could|go to the police myself!|danielle...
{16883}{16931}i just...|i love you so much.
{16931}{16987}i would do anything|to keep you here.
{16987}{17066}yeah, i see that now.
{17067}{17159}you can't leave me alone here.|you have to think of something.
{17246}{17310}don't worry.
{17311}{17347}i will.
{18659}{18712}(gasps) oh, my god!
{18742}{18786}(i.m. chimes)
{18957}{19009}ed? hey, i'm so sorry,
{19010}{19099}but obviously that was just|meant for tom's eyes only.
{19100}{19149}honest mistake.|don't even worry about it.
{19150}{19193}okay.
{19194}{19254}thanks. well, i'm gonna|go back in my office
{19255}{19332}and continue to feel like|a huge pervert.
{19333}{19400}at least you and tom|have a love life.
{19401}{19484}well, we do the best we can|given the circumstances.
{19485}{19556}better than fran and i.|we're dead in that department.
{19557}{19626}i don't wanna|bore you with the details.
{19627}{19663}i appreciate that.
{19708}{19784}you know, ed...
{19785}{19845}i don't wanna pry|into your personal business,
{19846}{19922}but if you are having|problems in that area,
{19923}{19982}you don't have|to be resigned to it.
{19983}{20050}what are you suggesting,|hookers?
{20051}{20099}no, ed ferrara|doesn't pay for sex.
{20100}{20215}i mean, you and fran|could spice it up a bit.
{20215}{20305}you know, get the old juices|flowing again.
{20306}{20341}oh, i see.
{20342}{20389}kinda like, uh...
{20390}{20450}"i'd like to lick you|from head to foot."
{20450}{20499}(chuckles) okay, well,|that wasn't my best work,
{20500}{20546}but you can't deny results.
{20547}{20624}i.m.ing works,|and when i go home tonight,
{20625}{20713}tom and i are going to...
{20714}{20761}okay, well,|i'm gonna be exhausted,
{20762}{20835}so i'll probably just lay there.|but trust ,
{20836}{20900}tom is gonna go to town.
{20901}{20948}it's something to think about,|lord knows.
{20949}{20996}you know what|the sad truth is?
{20997}{21065}i have been thinking|about hookers.
{21066}{21111}okay!
{21111}{21162}uh, well,|i hope that helped.
{21163}{21228}and i'm just gonna|go back and finish
{21229}{21311}so we can all get|out of here. (chuckles)
{21436}{21515}let me guess.|you're not here for a bear claw.
{21516}{21565}(chuckles) no, i'm not.
{21566}{21619}you're wasting your time.
{21620}{21669}look, you don't have|to worry about peter,
{21670}{21717}not while he's with me.
{21718}{21752}yeah? why is that?
{21753}{21811}because when it comes|to sex,
{21811}{21872}i have|an unwavering moral compass.
{21873}{21941}truly. a man could|beg and plead all day long,
{21942}{22012}and it wouldn't make|any difference.
{22013}{22063}so since i have|such strong self-control,
{22064}{22120}there's really no reason|for us to end our friendship.
{22121}{22168}the guy's a ticking bomb.
{22169}{22204}you have no idea
{22205}{22269}the kind of depravity|that comes with this disease.
{22269}{22323}waking up in a stranger's bed|every morning...
{22324}{22359}cruising the park at night,
{22360}{22404}looking for somebody|to get off with,
{22405}{22472}compulsive masturbation|every chance you get!
{22598}{22691}look, for guys like|peter and me,
{22691}{22742}there's no beauty|in the sex.
{22743}{22805}it's an empty and ugly|compulsion.
{22806}{22844}well, i am sorry,
{22845}{22906}but the peter i know|has a little more s--
{22907}{22932}hold up.
{23017}{23101}claude, i need some--|i need some help.
{23101}{23167}what are you doing here?|are you using?
{23168}{23225}no, but i bought a bag.
{23226}{23292}you're an embarrassmento me.|give.
{23339}{23432}there's a meeting over|on 10th street. you go there.
{23433}{23471}you call me after.
{23472}{23495}i'm sorry.
{23496}{23544}get the hell out of my shop.
{23642}{23690}i'm also a sponsor|at cocaine anonymous.
{23691}{23753}well, aren't you|the renaissance man.
{23753}{23797}are we done here,|princess?
{23797}{23851}not yet. you obviously have|an encyclopedic grasp
{23852}{23888}of everything deaved.
{23889}{23947}but clearly, you don't have|the slightest idea
{23948}{23998}about the power|of a loving relationship.
{24036}{24102}this is all you are|to peter--
{24103}{24153}something to satisfy|his addiction.
{24154}{24213}well, i think peter is|a better man than you do,
{24214}{24278}and i am not gonna|let you keep us apart.|try and stop me.
{24279}{24338}peter does everything|i tell him to do.
{24339}{24446}that's the one thing|you can depend on with addicts--
{24446}{24505}they're weak. (laughs)
{24631}{24701}(sighs) excuse me.
{24768}{24807}excuse me.
{24808}{24846}may i ask you something?
{24847}{24904}yes, ma'am?
{24904}{24985}if a citizen,|an ordinary citizen like myself,
{24986}{25088}knew of someone holding|a significant amount of drugs,
{25089}{25136}what would|my responsibilities be,
{25137}{25184}you know, under the law?
{25511}{25548}what's all this?
{25549}{25596}and this one,|i ran out and got
{25597}{25649}the day i found out karl|was doing it with his secretary.
{25650}{25692}i think you'll find this|particularly helpful.
{25693}{25740}it's got a chapter called,
{25741}{25797}"revenge: you're only hurting|yourself."|yeah, you know,
{25798}{25861}i'm just really not|into the whole reading thing.
{25861}{25930}oh. well, um, why don't|we get you out of here?
{25931}{25978}let's go see|a feel-good movie.
{25979}{26044}why are you|being so nice to me?
{26045}{26116}well, i just wanna help.|so how about that movie?
{26116}{26174}you know|how i like to heal?
{26175}{26233}i get hammered.
{26234}{26289}uh... well, um...
{26290}{26378}then i should just go and let|you get started with that.
{26379}{26434}do you really wanna|help me? good.
{26434}{26482}'cause i'm gonna need|a designated driver.
{26482}{26523}oh! uh...
{26524}{26571}okay.
{26602}{26684}how could he be arrested|for cocaine possession?
{26685}{26732}claude swore he was clean.
{26715}{26762}it's just awful, isn't it?
{26763}{26822}i mean, you never know|what people are doing
{26811}{26852}behind your back.
{26853}{26922}would you like some milk|with your cookies?
{26923}{26955}thanks.
{26956}{26995}it's just, you know...
{26996}{27043}was he best sponsor|i've ever had,
{27043}{27099}and i don't know|what i'm gonna do now.
{27100}{27161}well, i have been doing|some thinking and...
{27162}{27243}here's a thought--|why don't i be your sponsor?
{27244}{27306}(laughs)|you gotta be kidding.
{27306}{27354}you don't know squat|about sex addiction.
{27354}{27394}well, cravings are cravings,
{27394}{27450}and all you really need|is a friend to call
{27451}{27505}when you start having|inappropriate thoughts,
{27505}{27553}and i can be that friend.
{27553}{27616}well, there's more|to it than that.
{27617}{27675}claude rescued me from|some pretty nasty sces
{27676}{27710}over the years.
{27711}{27777}well, if you were in trouble,|i could handle it.
{27778}{27848}how can you be so sure?
{27849}{27903}because|i can be very strong
{27904}{27972}for those people|that i really care about.
{28044}{28115}how can you have|any feelings for me at all?
{28116}{28187}i mean, you've only known me|for a few weeks.
{28188}{28236}yes, and in that time,
{28237}{28336}i've come to learn that|you're good and kind and smart.
{28337}{28393}and, yes,|you have a little problem
{28393}{28445}that you need|some help with,
{28446}{28511}but i'm willing|to be there for you.
{28512}{28560}so what's the big deal?
{28608}{28655}if you saw me at my worst,
{28656}{28710}you might not like me|so much.
{28711}{28793}peter,|let me be your rock.
{28794}{28887}taking care of people|is what i do best.
{28938}{28978}drink your milk.
{29054}{29123}(indistinct conversations,|laughter)
{29251}{29288}ah-ah-ah. mnh-mnh.
{29288}{29336}i asked for extra spicy.
{29336}{29389}i'm pretty sure|you said medium.
{29390}{29448}are you? well,|maybe if you'd written it down,
{29449}{29486}you would've spared yourself
{29487}{29540}the walk of shame|back to the kitchen.
{29588}{29654}edie, why are you|torturing that girl?
{29654}{29735}that is her. that is the one|that karl is in love with.
{29736}{29780}we have been here|a million times,
{29781}{29832}and you should see the way|that she flirts with him,
{29833}{29912}and when she comes back here,|i am gonna shove this pitcher
{29913}{29969}in her perky little mug,|and when she's--
{29969}{30024}okay, let's not make a scene.|it's not worth it.
{30025}{30064}for the sake of argument,
{30064}{30114}let's--let's--let's say|that it's someone else.
{30115}{30180}you know, probably it would be|a vulnerable, lonely woman
{30180}{30227}who karl|just took advantage of,
{30228}{30269}and what if...
{30270}{30367}this poor, confused soul|begged your forgiveness?
{30367}{30407}what would you say?
{30456}{30525}i'd say...
{30526}{30584}"too little,|too late, bitch,"
{30585}{30645}and then i'd kick her.
{30645}{30674}oh.
{30675}{30731}yeah, but you don't have|to worry about that,
{30732}{30800}because i'm positive it's her.|i mean, who else could it be?|yeah.
{30800}{30872}karl's office is all guys,|and then the only women he sees
{30873}{30915}are me, julie,
{30916}{30985}that--that lesbian that does|his taxes and you.
{31033}{31081}you know what?
{31113}{31143}it is her.
{31144}{31217}really? why?
{31218}{31271}she just...|spit in your wings.
{31317}{31352}you got my back?
{31353}{31401}uh... sure?
{31445}{31482}here you go, extra spicy.
{31483}{31515}aah!
{31631}{31689}you did that on purpose.|(grunts)
{31690}{31740}ugh!
{31815}{31852}you are going to pay!|(whistle blows)
{31853}{31891}(edie) oh!|(woman) whoa!
{31891}{31927}fight, fight!
{31927}{31973}(edie) get off me, you!|get off me!
{31974}{32035}mayer! four on one!
{32036}{32114}a little help!
{32324}{32385}so, uh, when we leave...
{32386}{32433}who you gonna miss|the most?
{32434}{32507}i don't know.
{32508}{32547}yeah, you .
{32548}{32595}you said good-bye|to her yet?
{32595}{32647}no.
{32648}{32719}look, man, it's...|it's okay if you like her.
{32719}{32771}you know, i think danielle|really likes you, too.
{32772}{32820}really?
{32821}{32868}yeah, she told me|she'd be really sad
{32869}{32921}if you left|and didn't say good-bye.
{32922}{32978}you know, i think that
{32979}{33047}she might even want you|to give her a little kiss.
{33048}{33137}but danielle doesn't even|like me in her room.
{33137}{33177}she gets mad.
{33233}{33269}yeah.
{33270}{33351}i talked to her about that.|she feels really bad.
{33406}{33486}if you come in her room again,|she won't get mad.
{33662}{33717}and, caleb,
{33718}{33819}she's gonna act like she|doesn't want you to kiss her...
{33820}{33858}but she does.
{34125}{34161}dale helm,
{34162}{34225}like all the students|at parsons christian academy,
{34226}{34317}was taught that his future|was safely in god's hands.
{34368}{34425}what he didn't know
{34406}{34557}was that gabrielle solis|was about to force a fumble.
{34558}{34644}(crowd cheering loudly)
{34852}{34899}(man) all right, guys,
{34895}{34964}you all know next week|we're playing the falcons!
{34965}{35057}and we're gonna fry up|those birdies for dinner,
{35058}{35127}'cause we're the huskies!|(mouths words)
{35128}{35164}and who are the huskies?
{35165}{35253}(all) god's team! god's team!|god's team!
{35253}{35289}god's team! god's team!
{35290}{35359}god's team! god's team!|god's team!
{35360}{35421}god's team! god's team!
{35421}{35476}what are you doing?|you can't be here.
{35476}{35513}let's talk turkey.
{35514}{35580}what is it gonna take|for you to give up the baby?
{35581}{35633}it's not gonna happen, okay?|i gotta get back.
{35634}{35681}i'm the quarterback.|it doesn't look right.
{35682}{35730}okay, no, no!|wait, what about a car?
{35731}{35779}or college?|tuition's a killer these days.
{35780}{35815}i could help you out.
{35816}{35851}i don't need help.
{35852}{35902}you hear those cheers?|those are for me.
{35902}{35951}last game,|i threw 246 yards.
{35952}{36039}with stats like that, i can get|into the college of my choice.
{36040}{36098}so why do you|want to be a dad?
{36099}{36169}these are your glory days.|a baby would ruin your life.|oh, i know. but frank said
{36169}{36245}once i get the baby,|he's gonna take it off my hands.
{36245}{36289}but it's not even his.|libby dumped him.
{36290}{36337}he thinks that|if he has the baby
{36338}{36396}and she sees him|acting all mature,
{36396}{36447}she'll take him back.|no, no, no.
{36448}{36511}i am not letting that idiot use|my baby as a bargaining chip.
{36512}{36572}hey, it's out of my hands!
{36573}{36657}no, it doesn't have to be, okay?|just do the right thing
{36658}{36730}and sign the release form.|look, i'm really sorry.
{37016}{37053}before we adjourn today,
{37054}{37132}let's take a moment|to bow our heads.
{37608}{37659}(microphone feedback whines)|hello, everyone.
{37660}{37767}i'm gaby solis,|class of '94. whoo-hoo!
{37858}{37932}i just wanted to give god|a big shout out
{37932}{37977}for this amazing season.
{38016}{38075}the man upstairs has definitely|been on your side.
{38076}{38163}and you wanna know why?|because you boys live clean.
{38164}{38229}you keep your noses up,|you stay out of trouble,
{38230}{38305}and you don't go around|getting strippers pregnant.
{38306}{38361}and that's a good thing,
{38362}{38411}'cause if one of you|caused a scandal like that,
{38412}{38469}not only would that guy|get kicked off the team
{38469}{38516}and lose|all of his scholarships,
{38517}{38589}but god would drop|your school colors so fast,
{38590}{38637}it'd make your head spin!
{38638}{38710}and then the football season|would go to hell.
{38711}{38766}no pun intended. (chuckles)
{38767}{38802}so my point is,
{38803}{38876}do the right thing,|and no one gets hurt.
{39019}{39061}signed, sealed, delivered.
{39062}{39142}lily's ours.
{39142}{39205}so what do you think?|are you staying late again,
{39206}{39277}or can i finally have dinner|at home with my wife?
{39278}{39343}god, i don't know.|i'm gonna go check with ed.
{39344}{39380}okay.
{39381}{39459}hey, any luck|with that i.m.ing thing?
{39460}{39496}no, not really.
{39496}{39548}i was online chatting|with fran a while ago,
{39548}{39596}and i asked her|what she was wearing,
{39596}{39644}and she said,|"a yellow blouse."
{39644}{39691}okay, that's good.|then what?
{39692}{39773}then... yeah, that's it.|i just kinda blocked.
{39774}{39828}you blocked?|yeah, i didn't know|what else to say.
{39829}{39880}you're an award-winning|copywriter, ed.
{39881}{39918}you get paid to write.
{39918}{39963}yeah, jingles for oatmeal,|not soft-core porn.
{39964}{40011}for god's sakes,|it's not brain surgery.
{40012}{40065}is she still online?|yeah, i think so.
{40066}{40097}ugh.
{40152}{40300}"i love the way that blouse|clings to your body."
{40373}{40400}"are you joking?"
{40400}{40436}mnh-mnh-mnh.
{40436}{40548}"nothing funny about|those beautiful breasts."
{40549}{40580}(i.m. chimes)
{40581}{40677}"yeah? what did you want|to do to me?"
{40678}{40714}uh...
{40826}{40885}ed, your conference call's|ready.
{40886}{40933}oh, god, i almt forgot|about that.
{40934}{40981}okay,|i gotta go take this,
{40982}{41036}but you keep going,|'cause you're doing great.
{41037}{41082}no, ed, i'm not|doing this for you!
{41083}{41108}just...|what?
{41412}{41445}ahem.
{41446}{41544}"touch every inch of your body
{41545}{41632}until you're trembling."
{41721}{41833}"oh, yeah.|i'll bite you good."
{41933}{41964}"hell, yeah.
{41964}{42113}first, i want you|to touch yourself."
{42176}{42235}"oh, yeah!"
{42386}{42447}"i'm on my way."
{42634}{42669}(dance music playing|over telephone)
{42670}{42709}hello?
{42710}{42768}bree, it's peter...
{42768}{42816}and i'm in trouble.
{42859}{42931}(indistinct conversations|in distance)
{42987}{43037}(dance music playing)
{43038}{43151}hi, i'm--i'm looking for,|um, peter mcmillan.
{43152}{43199}i'm not sure i know him.
{43200}{43256}you should ask my wife.|she organized the party.
{43257}{43308}hey, judy, get over here|and act like a hostess!
{43309}{43369}come on in!|come on, come on, come on.
{43544}{43621}(singsong voice)|hey there.
{43622}{43670}things areust|getting started.
{43671}{43747}after you take off your clothes,|feel free to jump right in.
{43748}{43783}no, no, i'm--i'm good.
{43784}{43843}i'm just, um, here|to pick up my friend peter.
{43844}{43907}he's locked himself|in your bathroom,
{43908}{43955}and i'm here|to take him home.
{43956}{44012}oh, yeah, that guy.|we were wondering about him.
{43983}{44023}the bathroom's over there.
{44024}{44085}hey, is that|your natural color?
{44091}{44147}yes, it is.
{44148}{44192}beautiful.|i wish mine would do that.
{44193}{44240}this is out of a bottle.
{44266}{44349}yes, i'm aware of that.
{44451}{44498}peter?
{44489}{44556}peter, it's bree.|are you in there?
{44616}{44663}what are you doing here?
{44654}{44709}i'm a sex addict.|what do you think?
{44690}{44758}you can't possibly be turned on|by what's going on out there.
{44759}{44862}disgusting, isn't it?|yes. why would you wanna|come to a place like this?
{44863}{44931}i didn't.|i wanted you to come.
{44951}{45003}i can't make you|not have feelings for me,
{45004}{45095}but i can show you who i was,|what my life was like.
{45096}{45144}well, that's not|your life anymore.
{45130}{45140}but it could be.
{45144}{45194}if i slip again, this is exactly|where you could find me,
{45195}{45226}or someplace worse.
{45247}{45297}then what would you|think of me?
{45298}{45333}peter--|bree...
{45334}{45381}it's dangerousto care
{45381}{45429}a lot of people have|over the years,
{45429}{45477}and they all end up|getting hurt.
{45531}{45578}rex said|he'd always be faithful.
{45579}{45626}george said|he'd never hurt me.
{45627}{45695}and as it turned out,|they were both liars.
{45699}{45759}so as long|as you're honest with me,
{45759}{45842}you'd be amazed|at what i can put up with.
{45882}{45920}now let's go home.
{46252}{46304}hey there.|did you have a late night?
{46304}{46340}i hope.
{46340}{46380}it was horrible.
{46381}{46459}the whole thing|blew up in my face.
{46460}{46552}why would you tell my wife|to bite my nipple off?
{46553}{46601}i didn't!
{46602}{46661}i didn't.|why would she--oh!
{46662}{46707}the honeymoon thing.
{46708}{46766}yeah, and it hurt|like hell then, too.
{46766}{46826}and it didn't take her long|to figure out
{46826}{46874}that i let a stranger|seduce her online.
{46875}{46907}oh, god!
{46908}{46967}she was so mad, she locked|herself in the bathroom
{46968}{47003}and called|a divorce lawyer.
{47004}{47053}you're getting divorced?
{47054}{47125}i spent two hours pleading with|her through the bathroom door,
{47126}{47184}begging her|not to leave me, and...
{47184}{47246}we finally managed|to come to terms.
{47247}{47336}what kind of terms?|i promised her i would|fire the person who did it.
{47337}{47388}you're gonna fire me?
{47389}{47456}no, of course not.|you're too important here.
{47457}{47515}i'm gonna fire tom.
{47516}{47569}i told her it was him|that sent the i.m.s.
{47570}{47646}what?!|i told her that he had|a problem with boundarie
{47646}{47711}i'm sorry.|i didn't wanna do this,
{47712}{47759}but my marriage|was on the line.
{47760}{47843}you can't make my husband|your scapegoat.
{47844}{47880}i won't let you.
{47880}{47925}i don't have a damn choice.
{47926}{47975}i can't be divorced,|lynette.
{47976}{48008}i can't.
{48075}{48110}he's under contract.
{48111}{48158}if you just fire him,
{48159}{48222}he'll sue you, and i'll back|him up. you need cause.
{48223}{48282}well...
{48283}{48335}i guess|i'll have to find cause.
{48386}{48463}it shouldn't be too difficult|if i look hard enough.
{48838}{48886}hey, how's the eye?
{48887}{48934}oh, it's still|a little red,
{48935}{48986}bui think i got|all the hot sauce out.
{48987}{49015}that's good.
{49016}{49078}so, um...|you know the other day
{49078}{49138}when i said that thing|about us being sisters?
{49138}{49201}well, when i said it|i really didn't mean it.
{49202}{49248}yeah,|i kind of figured that.
{49249}{49337}no, i mean, i really|didn't mean it. but, um...
{49337}{49375}now i do.
{49376}{49444}thank you.|thank you for having my back.
{49582}{49668}so do i have to worry about you|attacking any more waitresses?
{49669}{49737}(southern accent) nah,|my bar brawlin' days are over.
{49858}{49939}oh, you know, i-i've gotta go.|i have a meeting.
{49940}{49988}i'll talk to you later.
{50078}{50133}are you oliver?
{50134}{50181}you must be edie.|pleasure to meet you.
{50182}{50220}oh, likewise.
{50221}{50286}i hear you're one of the best|private detectives in town.
{50287}{50322}i do what i can.
{50323}{50371}well, come on in.|let's talk.
{50372}{50461}um... basically, i just|want you to trail my ex.
{50462}{50558}he, uh... left me|for another woman,
{50559}{50619}and i wanna nail that ho|to the wall.
{50881}{50905}caleb?
{50905}{50965}hey, come on, buddy,|wake up.
{50965}{51015}caleb?
{51016}{51052}it's time.
{51622}{51677}(danielle screams, clatter)
{51673}{51721}get away from me!
{52003}{52048}get away from her!
{52049}{52160}danielle, i want you to pick up|the phone and call the police.
{52231}{52288}no!|what?
{52288}{52347}matthew and his mother|have been protecting caleb.
{52348}{52395}they're in as much trouble|as he is!
{52396}{52434}i don't care.
{52435}{52482}mom, please! i love him.
{52483}{52536}(crying) please.
{52663}{52710}if i hadn't been|in the house,
{52711}{52784}he could've raped her...|or worse.
{52785}{52856}he's locked|in his room now, so...
{52857}{52915}needless to say,|the agreement between us is off.
{52916}{52972}caleb is dangerous,|and i want him put away.
{52973}{53041}if he is not gone by tomorrow,|i am calling the police.
{53042}{53089}(matthew)|he will be. i promise you.
{53090}{53136}can i go check on danielle?
{53136}{53177}yes.
{53290}{53367}betty, i am serious.
{53368}{53430}either you do something,|or i will.
{53512}{53580}bree, stop worrying.
{53581}{53654}i understand|what needs to happen now.
{53787}{53823}danielle?
{54033}{54083}did it work?
{54084}{54140}perfectly.
{54141}{54179}you did great.
{54384}{54416}um, so i got some rates
{54417}{54457}on some mental hospitals|around here,
{54457}{54488}and there's one called|silvercrest
{54489}{54524}which actually seems okay.
{54525}{54572}put this ham in the fridge,|will you?
{54573}{54620}i think i'll make it|for dinner.
{54646}{54712}uh, mom, i know you don't wanna|talk about this, but we have to.
{54713}{54771}mrs. van de kamp|is gonna call the police.
{54772}{54844}i promised myself i would never|institutionalize your other.
{54845}{54911}mom...|how long do you think|it'd be before he'd act out,
{54912}{54951}maybe even hurt somebody?
{54952}{55016}a couple of days? a week?
{55016}{55063}then they'd throw him|in a straitjacket
{55064}{55118}and drug away|what's left of his mind.
{55119}{55191}he'd spend the rest of his life|at the mercy of strangers.
{55191}{55242}but if we don't send him|to a hospital,
{55227}{55265}he's gonna end up in prison,
{55265}{55333}and don't you think|that's worse?|yes, of course i do.
{55343}{55404}so what the hell|are we gonna do?
{55527}{55591}phenobarbital?
{55592}{55635}it's easy.
{55636}{55672}it's painless.
{55673}{55783}it's just a few extra drops.|he simply falls asleep.
{55871}{55941}caleb was meant for a better|world than this, matthew.
{55997}{56099}it's time to give your brother|the peace he deserves.
{56424}{56459}who's the pretty girl?
{56459}{56495}(doorbell rings)
{56496}{56547}oh, looks like|it's daddy's turn.
{56548}{56583}(whispering)|i got her.|yes.
{56584}{56620}oh, yes.
{56675}{56736}mrs. solis?|yes?
{56737}{56804}we have a court order to take|the collins baby into custody.
{56805}{56867}no, no, no,|that's a mistake.
{56868}{56907}no, we--|we have the paperwork.
{56908}{56951}the birth father|signed away his rights.
{56952}{57001}it's the birth mother|who's protesting.
{57002}{57030}what?
{57031}{57092}until the adoption|is legally finalized,
{57092}{57156}the birth mother|can still change her mind,
{57156}{57199}and... she has.
{57440}{57514}no, no,|no, no, no, no!
{57514}{57556}(clos) gaby, wait.
{57557}{57616}you? you don't even|wanna be a mother!
{57617}{57701}(libby) well, look, frank quit|usin', anduh, he got
{57702}{57778}a good job down at the plant.|he's really stepped up.
{57779}{57821}so?!
{57822}{57908}well, so we're gonna give|the whole family thing a shot.
{57909}{57980}well, i'll totally give you|all your money back.
{57980}{58057}i don't want my money back.|i want my baby!
{58135}{58171}co on, let's go.
{58171}{58203}carlos!
{58204}{58263}no!|carlos, what's happening?
{58264}{58315}no, no, no, ma'am,|you don't understand.
{58316}{58366}you don't understand,|this is our baby!
{58366}{58436}no, we've been--we've been|feeding her, and we--
{58437}{58479}we've been bathing her,
{58480}{58542}and we wake up in the middle|of the night and we rock her,
{58543}{58578}which is crazy,
{58579}{58626}'cause if you knew me,|i don't do that.
{58627}{58664}i don't do that.
{58664}{58726}and--and my husband--|my husband, he sings to her.
{58727}{58804}(crying) he sings,|so you can't take her away.
{58805}{58885}it's too late. we've already|fallen in love with her!
{58999}{59074}(sobbing)
{59075}{59122}carlos, do something!
{59123}{59240}no, you can't go!|you can't--you can't take her!
{59241}{59282}you can't take her!
{59283}{59330}(sobbing) no!
{59331}{59391}she's our baby!
{59392}{59457}she's our...
{59458}{59511}no!
{59512}{59548}please!
{59548}{59631}there is a prayer intended|to give strength to people
{59632}{59756}faced with circumstances|they don't want to accept.
{59757}{59804}the power of the prayer
{59805}{59863}comes from its insight|into human nature...
{59864}{59937}we ask god|to grant us the serenity
{59938}{59990}to accept the things|we cannot change...
{59991}{60038}because so many of us
{60039}{60141}rage against the hand|that life has dealt us...
{60141}{60237}the courage|to change the things we can...
{60238}{60311}because so many of us|are cowardly
{60312}{60408}and afraid to stand up|for what is right...
{60463}{60536}and the wisdom|to know the difference.
{60537}{60630}because so many of us|give in to despair...
{60662}{60774}when faced|with an impossible choice.
{60775}{60846}the good news|for those who utter these words
{60847}{60953}is that god will hear you|and answer your prayer.
{61003}{61108}the bad news is that sometimes|the answer is no.
{61108}{61160}cync by lanmao