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why don't i just marry you?
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i've got
a fantastic health plan.
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yod be covered instantly.
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(mary alice) susan got an offer
she couldn't afford to refuse.
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you've had too much to drink.
give me your keys.
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bree rejected
a helping hand.
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i want to have a baby
with you.
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gaby gave carlos the answer
he'd been waiting for.
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you're my second a-b negative
today.
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oh, who is it?
that guy.
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and zach began to put
"a" and "b" together.
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susan mayer had always believed
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the punishment
should fit the crime.
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she first
came to this conclusion
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when she discovered
her husband karl
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had been unfaithful.
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since karl had destroyed
the love she had given him...
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she felt
it was appropriate
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she destroy the things
he loved in return...
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one by one.
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but now, threeears
after their divorce,
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susan was reunited with karl
once again...
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susan,
are you listening to me?
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as partners
in a crime of their own.
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this is insurance fraud.
we could both go to jail.
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now we can't tell "anyone"
we're getting married.
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i know.
i was listening to you.
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now the prenup's
all set.
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you can sign it
at the courthouse.
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11:30, wednesday morning.
right?
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right. and your surgery's
still on for thursday?
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yep.
good. the insurance kicks in
the minute we say "i do."
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you're set to go.
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i know no one's asking me,
but i think this whole thing
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is a tragic mistake,
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and i just don't have it in me
to survive another ugly divorce.
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don't worry, honey.
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this time, it is strictly
a business arrangement.
it better be,
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'cause if i see so much
as one lingering gaze
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between the two of you,
i swear i'll go
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to the insurance company
and turn you in.
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so we shouldn't expect
a wedding gift, huh?
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oh, can you grab me
your wedding ring?
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i wanna get it cleaned
before the ceremony.
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uh... is that
really necessary?
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i mean, do we have to do
the whole ring thing?
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of course we do.
it's gotta look believable.
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yeah, okay.
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well, i'll just grab something
out of my jewelry box.
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susan, that ring
was my grandmother's.
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one day it's gonna be julie's.
where is it?
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i don't know...
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exactly.
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that was a family heirloom.
i trusted you with it.
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well, i trusted you not to
cheat on me and break my heart.
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oh, my god. oh, my god.
what--what did you do with it?
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i threw it out my car window
somewhere on route 7.
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what?! when?
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the night
you abandoned me.
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suz--
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karl, you are "so" not allowed
to get angry.
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i mean, i might've been the one
to throw away the wedding ring,
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but you threw away
the whole marriage.
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there was plenty of bad behavior
that went on back then,
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so just geoff
your high horse.
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we're on the same page now,
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so we should
just focus on that.
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yes, susan mayer
believed the punishment
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should fit the crime.
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karl, i think
there might be snakes in here.
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we're not leaving here
until you find that ring.
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but for that matter,
so did karl.
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and ford motor c--
built for the road ahead.
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Sync:FRM-lanmao
-=http://www.1000fr.com=-
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it was a tradition
at leonardo's bar and grill,
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an hour before closing time,
a waiter would sing a selection
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of ridiculously depressing
italian arias.
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it was also a tradition
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that the only customers
who would actually listen
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were the ones already depressed
to begin with.
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(sniffles) tony?
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do you have to rush off?
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i thought maybe we could
just chat for a minute.
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so i haven't seen you
in a while.
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well, i didn't wanna come here
because i was afraid
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it would drudge up memories
of my husband.
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you know,
this was our place.
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rex passed away recently.
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he was, um, murdered
by our pharmacist.
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i hope you changed
pharmacists.
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i didn't have to.
he committed suicide.
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look, you've had
a little too much wine tonight.
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how about
i call you a cab?
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oh, no, no, no, no.
i'm okay.
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your car would be safe
in our lot,
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and you can pick it up
tomorrow. please.
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well, okay.
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tony?
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how many more arias
is he gonna sing?
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five.
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oh. in that case,
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why don't you bring me
another bottle
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of the pinot grigio?
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and please hurry.
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bree?
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bree. you okay?
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yes?
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hi. uh, did you know your mother
is asleep on the lawn?
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(chuckles) oh, wow.
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yeah, well, you don't seem
terribly shocked.
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oh, it's, um...
it's just, mom drinks,
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and sometimes she sleeps it off
in the weirdest places.
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can i help you with her?
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no. no, it's okay.
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i, uh, i know how
to take care of her.
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well, good luck
to you then.
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i wanna play "chopsticks."
me too.
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you okay?
(doorbell rings)
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i'm coming!
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your kids--
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they have any allergies
i should know about?
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uh, not that i know of. why?
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'cause
i'm watching them.
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tom called,
said you both got pulled
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into work for the weekend,
asked me to ba-sit.
really?
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i thought it'd be nice
if i gave 'em back to you alive.
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(laughs)
oh, hey,
mrs. mccluskey.
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hi.
sorry,
i forgot to tell you.
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oh, that's okay. um...
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would you excuse me just
for a second? i have a... thing.
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sure.
thanks.
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follow me.
you're part of the thing.
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a million teenagers
in this neighborhood,
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and you hire mccluey?
what's the big deal?
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well, for starters,
she's ancient!
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(lowers voice) shh!
this is a thin door!
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it was not that long ago
that she keeled over
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in her front yard. a day with
our kids will finish the job.
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it's only for a few hours.
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plus, parker's on a play date
with the farrells,
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so it's just
the twins and penny.
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"just" the twins and penny?
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okay, that was stupid.
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let me try that another way.
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we have to be at work
in one hour.
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there's no day care
on the weekends,
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so you cut mccluskey loose,
"we're" stuck.
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we will find someone--
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someone who doesn't remember
what they were doing
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the day lincoln was shot.
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fine.
let's go break the news.
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my wife has something
to tell you.
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so here's the deal.
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um, there was
a little miscommunication,
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and as it turns out,
we don't need ya.
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okay. fine.
i'll just go back home.
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okay. sorry.
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by the way,
your husband was right.
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it's a thin door.
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carlos,
"what" are you doing?
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hello, gabriela.
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oh.
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hi, mom.
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i just told carlos
i just "had" to take a shower.
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the man next to me on the plane
weighed 300 pounds,
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and he sweated all over me.
ugh, it was so gross.
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no, i'm just surprised
you're here.
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it's valentine's day.
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don't you and mr. hedge fund
have plans?
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i know carlos and i do.
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no, i left charles.
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what?
mm-hmm.
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he was worth,
like, $6 million.
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money is not everything,
gabriela.
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for some people,
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but we're talking
about you now, mother.
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you know,
i cat believe this.
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i mean, i just went through
a terrible breakup,
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and the least you could do
is pretend to care.
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well, of course weeel awful
about it, don't we, gabrielle?
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yeah, we're just
sick about it.
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well, don't worry about me.
mm-hmm. i'll be okay.
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in fact, i bought myself
a little gift
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to take my mind
off my problems.
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really?
what did you buy?
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(gasps) new boobs!
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no peeking, carlos.
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okay, mom,
put these away!
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my plastic surgeon
gave me a great deal.
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aren't they fun?
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bye, carlos.
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what?
i think she's charming.
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okay, you can think
she's charming.
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but don't forget for one second
that "she" is a monster.
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did you get the gum out
from under the diamond?
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mostly.
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morning.
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hi!
happy valentine's day.
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dr. ron,
did you spend the night?
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well, uh, yeah, i got
kinda tired after the movie,
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so i asked--
it's okay. she knows
that you make house calls.
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oh. um, so listen,
i've got surgery till 6.
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i'll get dressed and i'll pick
you up at about 7.
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we have reservations
at chez naomi.
great! i'll have
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and also, dr. cunningham's
schedule opened up,
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so if you'd like, we can move up
your surgery to wednesday.
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oh, i have a wedding
that day.
on a wednesday?
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uh... yeah.
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um, wednesdays are becoming
very popular with brides.
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it's like the new saturday.
(chuckles)
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oh. okay.
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well...
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i'll see ya tonight.
bye.
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your mother is
a rotten, sneaky person.
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look, i'm not too crazy about
this whole fake marriage thing,
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but if you don't have
that operation, you could die.
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so don't be so hard
on yourself.
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you "are" a good person.
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thanks, hon.
that really helps.
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okay, now i want you
to go over
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and slip this ring
to your father.
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and just so you know,
if edie catches you,
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i'm expecting you
to swallow it.
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how's the hangover?
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i do not have a hangover,
andrew, because i was not drunk.
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then, uh... how about
a little hair of the dog?
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it'll perk you right up.
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lo, for the record,
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i had an allergic reaction
to my antihistamine medication,
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so i would appreciate
just a little bit of sympathy.
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why can't you just drink alone
in your room like tammy's mom?
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for god sakes,
it was an honest mistake.
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i thought i could have
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just a little bit of wine
with dinner,
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but, apparently,
my body couldn't handle it.
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fine!
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if it makes everybody happy,
i will just suffer
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through my sneezing fits
and my hives on my own.
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there. is that better?
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so basically
you would rather drink
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than to not have
allergies?
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hi. is now a bad time?
i could really use a for.
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she was beautiful,
wasn't she?
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yeah.
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come on, sit down.
your breakfast is getting cold.
247
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,818
was my real mother
beautiful?
248
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:42,656
well, she was, uh,
attractive, as i recall.
249
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:45,325
do i look like her?
250
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:49,163
i don't know.
i-i only met her once.
251
00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:51,623
oh. well, 'cause if
i don't look like her,
252
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,126
then i might look like
my real dad.
253
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,549
i'm getting real tired
of your morbid fascination
254
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:04,803
with two strangers who didn't
love you enough to keep you.
255
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,972
so, please,
stop asking about them.
256
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:12,227
it's only natural that i'd wanna
talk about my birth parents.
257
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:15,022
well, it may be natural,
258
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,024
but it certainly
isn't polite.
259
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,525
(turns newspaper page)
260
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,989
(sullivan) and once
your daughter was dead,
261
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,116
they had to get rid
of her somehow.
262
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,744
that's where
the toy chest came in.
263
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,621
flash forward 15 years,
264
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,999
the chest washes up
on the shore of rockwater lake.
265
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,960
any forensic evidence
is long gone,
266
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,254
and the youngs
get away with murder.
267
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:42,257
now, of course,
the wife, mary alice,
268
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,843
is already dead, but...
269
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,638
paul young's
a different matter.
270
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:51,558
if you'd like me
to deal with him,
271
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,603
just say the word.
272
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:58,398
delfino's bringing
my grandson here.
273
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,443
i wanna
get the kid something.
274
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,154
you know anything
about those mp3 things?
275
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,952
yeah, they're real nice.
i'd go with that.
276
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:14,414
ah, he's probably
got one already.
277
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,416
paul young
has had 16 years
278
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,752
to get my grandkid
anything he wants.
279
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,132
do me a favor, will ya?
yeah.
280
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,760
see to it that paul young
281
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:30,347
has a toy chest
of his very own.
282
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,280
karl!
283
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,741
(karl) yeah?
this place
is a freakin' pigsty.
284
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,910
would you get down here
and help me?
285
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,121
all right, hold on,
it's almost halftime.
286
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:55,956
by the way,
i made dinner reservations
287
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,041
at chez naomi tonight,
if that's okay.
288
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,294
(sighs) it's gotta be better
than that rathole
289
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,713
you took me to
on new year's.
290
00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,007
and don't even "think"
of getting me carnations again.
291
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,467
that crap might have flown
for mayer.
292
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,469
(lowers voice)
i actually have taste.
293
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,180
come on! move it!
294
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:23,317
(karl)
all right, i'm coming.
295
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,444
no! no, no, no.
sit and watch the game.
296
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,446
i was just giving you
a hard time.
297
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:30,324
you'd had a tough week.
298
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,452
boys...
299
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,954
can you just keep it dow
just a little bit?
300
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,956
because i have a very...
301
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,751
uh, special type
of grown-up headache.
302
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:44,546
we need to see mommy and daddy.
we wanna play 'em our song.
303
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:46,048
honey, you can't.
they're at work.
304
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,550
well, can we play it
for you?
305
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,224
sure. (sighs)
306
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,601
just--just a moment,
okay?
307
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:04,608
all right, boys,
let's have it.
308
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,578
when i heard that you two
wanted to try for another child,
309
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,080
i was delighted.
310
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,707
but i had some cause
for concern.
311
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,544
gabrielle, you suffered
some extensive injuries
312
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,045
during your fall
last month,
313
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,632
and the test confirmed
there are complications.
314
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,553
you can't have kids?
315
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,847
well, the doctor's not
100% positive,
316
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,515
but it's very,
very iffy.
317
00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:38,016
carlos, i am so sorry.
318
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,477
i know how much
you wanted to be a dad.
319
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,979
thanks.
320
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,232
don't be so suicidal.
we can always adopt.
321
00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,235
i wanted to have a child
of our own. you know that.
322
00:17:48,277 --> 00:17:50,195
what does it matter
whose d.n.a. it is?
323
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,197
the diapers are still gonna
smell the same regardless.
324
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,533
i'd just prefer
not to adopt. okay?
325
00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:58,036
fine. what about surrogacy?
i mean, i know it's pricey,
326
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,831
but at least the baby
would look like us,
327
00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,875
and i wouldn't get
stretch marks. it's a win-win.
328
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,794
great. so then we have
some stranger off the street
329
00:18:05,836 --> 00:18:08,172
giving birth to our child.
is that what you really want?
330
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,048
what i want
is for you to lighten up.
331
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,426
we don't have
a lot of options,
332
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:15,846
and you're gonna
have to pick one.
i-i have a thought. mm?
333
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,806
well, it's, uh,
a little bit controversial,
334
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:19,808
but, uh, go with me.
335
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,810
well, first of all,
let me tell you,
336
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,979
that i am in the best shape
of my life.
337
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,355
so?
338
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:29,109
so... what if i was
your surrogate?
339
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,447
yeah, i know. i know
it might sound a little crazy,
340
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,074
but i am the only one
in the world
341
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,077
that you can trust
to put the baby's needs first.
342
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,872
you know, i'll exercise more,
i'll eat better--
343
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:44,041
mother, no!
344
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,209
why?
345
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,086
off the top of my head,
you're on medicare?
346
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:51,590
i am only fifty... one.
347
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:54,176
you know, and there's this woman
in england last year.
348
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,678
she was 63 years old,
and she gave birth
349
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,013
to her own grandchild.
350
00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:00,682
look, i don't care if she shot
triplets out of her ass.
351
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,143
it's not gonna happen.
352
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,812
can you believe this?
353
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,273
how'd that
england baby turn out?
354
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,984
i mean, it didn't have, like,
a big head or anything, did it?
355
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,779
carlos, you are not
seriously considering this.
356
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,280
well,
think about it, gaby.
357
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,241
this way, the surrogate wouldn't
be some impersonal incubator.
358
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:20,452
there'd be a family tie.
(scoffs)
359
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:25,833
i have a migraine.
i'm gonna go lay down upstairs.
360
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,334
then when i get up,
361
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,295
i hope we can all talk about
this like rational human beings.
362
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,383
carlitos, don't worry.
363
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,471
just give her time.
she'll come around.
364
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,851
boys?
365
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,479
boys?
366
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,068
okay, we're done playing
hide-and-seek!
367
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,362
boys?!
368
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:44,536
porter! preston!
369
00:20:44,578 --> 00:20:47,748
this isn't funny!
370
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,380
mrs. mccluskey, hi.
371
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,299
have you seen
the scavo boys?
372
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:01,678
no, can't say
that i have. why?
373
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,680
i have something
to tl them.
374
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:10,604
have they signed
the contract?
375
00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:12,606
'cause if not,
somebody should call bednark
376
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:14,733
and tell them
to adjust the language.
(man) okay, i'll handle it.
377
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,610
(cell phone rings)
oh. i'm sorry. hang on.
hello?
378
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:17,986
(woman) lynette scavo?
379
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,238
yes.
380
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,198
i believe i have something
that belongs to you.
381
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,872
hi. excuse me.
382
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:32,125
hi. you called
and you said my kids are here?
(boys) hi, mommy!
383
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,586
oh, my god! oh, my god!
oh, my god!
dad!
384
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:37,256
just what were you thinking,
taking off like th?
385
00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,800
(lynette) honey,
i was so worried about you.
386
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,803
(tom) get your stuff.
get your stuff right over here.
387
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:45,430
thank you.
thank you so much.
stay right here.
388
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:48,267
i'm just glad i found 'em
and not some weirdo freak.
389
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,436
oh, yes.
oh, yeah, me too. thank you.
390
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,897
because there are all sorts
of crazy people out there--
391
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,608
drunks, perverts, molesters.
392
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,735
yes! yeah, no, i know.
393
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,154
no! you got really lucky.
394
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,615
i mean, a different person
might have called the cops
395
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:05,033
or child welfare.
396
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,035
well, uh, okay,
i know how this looks,
397
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,537
but i have to tell you,
398
00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,956
i left them with
a very reliable baby-sitter.
399
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:14,293
oh, ah.
you picked a real winner.
400
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,797
are you judging me?
because if you are,
401
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,299
you couldn't say anything--
lynette, lynette!
402
00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:22,509
what?!
let it go.
403
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:24,511
the kids walked
for 3 miles to get here.
404
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,638
we don't have
a leg to stand on.
405
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,976
well, thank you so much!
406
00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,811
(tom) here we go.
407
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:40,527
hey...
i don't know about you,
408
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:43,030
but i am tired of all
the tension around here,
409
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:46,241
so i was thinking we could
go shopping, have some fun.
410
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:49,036
then maybe later we can talk
about the surrogacy thing,
411
00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,455
see if we can
make it work.
412
00:22:51,497 --> 00:22:52,623
oh, gabriela!
413
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,708
oh, you'll see...
414
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:57,628
this is the best thing
for the entire family.
415
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,303
so where's the boutique?
416
00:23:06,345 --> 00:23:08,764
oh, it's in
the hotel lobby.
417
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,766
so go ahead,
i'm right behind ya.
418
00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:12,643
okay.
419
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,734
(doors lock, engine starts)
420
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,486
what are you doing?
421
00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:24,071
i'm going home.
422
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:26,240
what?
423
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:28,367
i thought
we were gonna talk about
424
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:30,369
how the surrogacy will work.
425
00:23:30,369 --> 00:23:32,704
here's how it's gonna work--
you're gonna check yourself
426
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,165
into the hotel,
and then tomorrow,
427
00:23:35,165 --> 00:23:37,167
you're gonna plant your
childbearing hips on a plane,
428
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,336
and you're gonna
leave our lives forever.
429
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,299
i'm pulling out.
watch your boobs.
430
00:23:57,271 --> 00:24:00,023
(lynette) come on out.
431
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:03,861
oh, thank god! i'm so sorry.
i don't know what happened.
432
00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,405
i was in the kitchen cleaning up
after making cookies,
433
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:10,200
and i looked in the living room,
and they were gone.
434
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,037
we tried to tell her we were
going, but she was asleep.
435
00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,497
you were sleeping?
436
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:18,709
i most certainly was not.
yes, you were.
437
00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,795
okay, all right, that lie
just lost you another week
438
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:25,090
of tv and video game
privileges.
439
00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:27,217
that's two. you wanna
keep talking and lose more?
440
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,386
then apologize
to mrs. van de kamp.
441
00:24:29,428 --> 00:24:31,305
sorry.
442
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:33,599
all right, go back in.
no--no harm done.
443
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,601
i'm sorry. i'm so sorry.
444
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,401
well, if you ask me, it's
a pretty crappy thing to do.
445
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,904
did you even slow the car down
before you pushed her out?
446
00:24:46,904 --> 00:24:48,906
okay, first of all,
no one asked you.
447
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:52,075
and the only reason you care
about my mother is because
448
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:54,369
of that ridiculous suggestion
she offered.
i think her offer
449
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:57,956
to be our surrogate
was very generous.
generous? don't you see
450
00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,292
what strings?
the only reason
451
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:02,669
she offered up her dusty womb
is because she's screwed.
452
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,463
her latest sugar daddy
gave her the boot,
453
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:07,466
so mom needs a place to stay
and money. so trust me,
454
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:10,761
if she carried our child, we'd
be footing the bill for years.
455
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,972
i think your hatred for her
is clouding your judgment.
456
00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:16,808
maybe, but you don't
know her like i do.
457
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:20,270
okay.
458
00:25:20,312 --> 00:25:22,773
you ran away from home
15 years ago.
459
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,775
did you ever think
to talk to her
460
00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:28,111
about the stuff that happened
between you and your stepdad?
461
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:30,405
it wouldn't have done
any good.
462
00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,825
how do you know that?
463
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,535
because...
464
00:25:34,535 --> 00:25:36,954
she knew "exactly" what
was going on with alejandro,
465
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,122
and she "chose"
to look the other way.
466
00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:41,667
but you never even gave her
a chance to step up.
467
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:43,669
you just ran away
from home.
468
00:25:43,669 --> 00:25:46,713
because if i did,
then she w--
469
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,257
(crying) because...
470
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:51,009
there was a chance
she wouldn't have believed me,
471
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:53,303
and... and that
would've hurt a lot worse
472
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:55,639
than anything
he ever did to me.
473
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:09,862
she's your mother,
and she loves you.
474
00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,448
i know it's been
a very long time,
475
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:16,493
but maybe you can
talk to her about it now.
476
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,335
i'm getting her luggage
back to her,
477
00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,379
and that's the best
i can do.
478
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,228
what are you doing here?
479
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:45,772
there's something i need
to talk to you about.
480
00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:48,400
it's important.
there's nothing for us
to talk about.
481
00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:51,236
shut up and listen.
482
00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:53,697
dierdre's father,
noah taylor,
483
00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:56,533
somehow found out about zach,
and he wants to meet him.
484
00:26:56,575 --> 00:26:59,995
"somehow found out"?
like, maybe you told him?
485
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:02,414
noah is no friend of mine.
486
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,459
but he's very rich and powerful,
and he's terminal,
487
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:08,253
and he wants to meet
his grandson before he dies.
488
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,464
absolutely not.
489
00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:14,009
well, you'll be surprised,
but i agree with you.
490
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,136
noah destroys
everything he touches,
491
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:18,805
and the last thing
either of us wants
492
00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:22,267
is for this guy
to get his hooks into zach.
493
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,273
what are we supposed to do?
494
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,568
you and zach need to vanh.
just stay out of sight
495
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:34,112
until nature
takes its course with noah.
496
00:27:36,114 --> 00:27:38,700
if we leave,
we won't be coming back.
497
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,869
you'll never see
your boy again.
498
00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,249
i know.
499
00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:55,801
well, happy valentine's day,
my darling.
500
00:27:56,802 --> 00:28:00,180
isn't that
your ex-husband?
501
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:01,223
oh, yeah.
502
00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:06,562
oh, parently,
they'll let anyone in here.
503
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,897
hi. hmm.
504
00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:11,775
your chocolate souffléS
will be out momentarily.
505
00:28:11,817 --> 00:28:13,735
oh, we didn't
order souffl?
506
00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:15,737
i ordered
as soon as we got here.
507
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:19,199
it takes an hour
to prepare.
oh, i really can't.
508
00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:21,702
no, no, no,
"this" you'll wanna try.
509
00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:24,746
it's their specialty.
510
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:26,790
i guess
i'll have the souffl?
511
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:30,127
can you excuse me
for a second?
512
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:34,089
i, um... i just
have to powder my nose.
513
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,887
i'm sorry to interrupt.
514
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,639
your makeup is all smudged.
come with me. i'll fix it.
515
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:44,641
what?
come on, get up.
516
00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,435
sorry.
517
00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:48,937
my makeup is smudged?
518
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:50,772
(edie) get in here.
519
00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:56,695
i have some news that's
probably gonna devastate you.
520
00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:01,033
but i wanted to be
the first one to tell you.
521
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,201
okay.
522
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,912
karl is about
to pop the question.
523
00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:07,456
you mean, like, marriage?
mm-hmm!
524
00:29:07,498 --> 00:29:10,167
oh, i hope i haven't ruined
your valentine's day.
525
00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:12,294
do you want a tissue?
no, no. i'm okay.
526
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:17,090
i-i'm just... surprised.
uh, well, congratulations.
527
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,844
um, what makes you think
he's gonna propose?
528
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:22,679
well, i, um,
529
00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:25,182
i was looking through
his briefcase this afternoon,
530
00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:26,975
and i found this ring.
531
00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:29,978
and so tonight he keeps pushing
th "special dessert" on me,
532
00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:33,232
so obviously,
he's hidden the ring inside.
533
00:29:33,273 --> 00:29:35,442
a ring! (chuckles)
534
00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:37,444
what did it look like?
535
00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:38,946
oh, i don't know.
536
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,448
18-karat white gold,
10 diamonds, engraved accents.
537
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:44,159
i just got a quick peek.
538
00:29:44,201 --> 00:29:46,662
oh, um...
i think i know that ring.
539
00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:49,706
that's his grandmother's ring.
it's a family heirloom.
540
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:51,208
and, you know,
541
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,002
he might just be having it
cleaned or something.
542
00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:56,004
except for one thing--
543
00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:59,383
lying right next to it...
544
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,468
was a prenup!
545
00:30:01,468 --> 00:30:05,973
oh.
well, karl is a lawyer,
546
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:11,061
and it could just be a prenup
for another client.
547
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:15,732
boy, jealousy is
one ugly thing up close.
548
00:30:15,774 --> 00:30:17,985
oh, no, edie--
no, you know what?
549
00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:20,237
i'm gonna take
the high road and...
550
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,865
and i'm gonna ignore
your nastiness.
551
00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:26,869
if you'll excuse me,
i'm going back to my table
552
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:28,662
and getting engaged.
553
00:30:42,926 --> 00:30:46,597
(whispers) oh, hi. um,
do you see that man over there?
554
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:47,973
dark hair, handsome.
555
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:51,977
i need you to slip this to him
without anybody noticing.
556
00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:02,738
god, you "never" stop.
557
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:04,781
i told you,
i'm not divorcing my wife.
558
00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,783
i'm in this for the sex,
559
00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:09,536
and if you can't accept it,
then go to hell.
560
00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:22,007
what the hell
are you doing?
561
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,259
well, i thought you said
this dessert was special.
562
00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,220
when you put it
in your uth and eat it.
563
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,263
what is wrong with you?
well...
564
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:32,267
nothing.
565
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:42,319
carlos, what a surprise.
566
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:44,863
come on in.
i thought
you could use your bags.
567
00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:46,365
oh, yes.
the perfect timing.
568
00:31:46,406 --> 00:31:49,743
i just took a shower and needed
something to change into.
569
00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:51,745
here, leave it here.
this is fine. thank you.
570
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,664
listen,
do you have a minute?
571
00:31:53,705 --> 00:31:56,166
um, because i need to talk
to you about something.
572
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:59,336
hmm, yeah, sure. sit down.
talk as i dress. (giggles)
573
00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:03,173
i'll leave the door open
so i can hear.
574
00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:07,386
look, i was, uh, i was thinking
about your surrogacy idea.
575
00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:08,804
mm-hmm?
576
00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,806
and i think
it could be the answer
577
00:32:10,848 --> 00:32:12,307
to all of our problems.
578
00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:14,309
that is,
if you're still interested.
579
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:17,896
yes! i mean, uh, i am.
(giggles)
580
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:21,942
"but" i-i just think that
gaby will never let it happen.
581
00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:24,319
no, no. no, she can
be convinced. i know it.
582
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:27,781
can you please, uh,
zip me up?
huh?
583
00:32:27,823 --> 00:32:31,660
my zipper! it's stuck.
584
00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:34,079
ahem.
585
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:39,084
(giggles)
you did that so fast.
586
00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:42,504
i know someone
who works out.
587
00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:48,135
as i was saying, i think
the surrogacy idea could work.
588
00:32:48,177 --> 00:32:50,470
um...
589
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,724
but you and gaby are gonna
have to mend some fences.
590
00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:56,518
after such a long time,
what is the point?
591
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,103
lucia, please, hear me out.
592
00:32:58,103 --> 00:33:00,898
there was a lot of stuff
that gaby went through
593
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,399
when she was younger--
594
00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:05,235
a lot of stuff
that you don't know about.
595
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:08,071
and i think that if you went
to her and asked her about it,
596
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:10,699
then the two of you
could finally get past it.
597
00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:12,701
what stuff are you
talking about, carlos?
598
00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:16,538
(sighs) your second husband,
alejandro?
599
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:22,336
when gabwas 15,
he assaulted her sexually.
600
00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:24,838
is that what she told you?
601
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,925
look, i know that
it comes as a shock for you
602
00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,927
to be hearing it from me--
603
00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:33,764
carlos, please,
i am aware they had sex.
604
00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,683
but it was gabriela
who seduced him.
605
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,727
excuse me?
606
00:33:38,769 --> 00:33:41,855
she was always jealous of me.
607
00:33:41,897 --> 00:33:45,067
you don't know how many times
i caught her wearing my shoes,
608
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:46,568
trying on my jewelry...
609
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:49,571
and i'd scream at her to leave
my things alone, but no,
610
00:33:49,571 --> 00:33:52,783
she wanted whatever i had.
611
00:33:52,825 --> 00:33:56,370
then one night,
she set her sights on alejandro.
612
00:33:57,871 --> 00:34:02,334
believe me,
no one got raped.
613
00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:06,588
lucia,
she was only 15 years old.
614
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:09,591
you know, a lot of men
have left me over the years,
615
00:34:09,633 --> 00:34:11,593
and i never knew the reason.
616
00:34:11,635 --> 00:34:15,681
but when alejandro left, i knew
"exactly" why it happened.
617
00:34:15,722 --> 00:34:17,933
gabriela made him
fall in love with her.
618
00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:21,270
oh, it took me so many years
to forgive her.
619
00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:25,607
youforgave "her?"
620
00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:27,442
but of course.
621
00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:31,530
i couldn't have offered
to carry her baby unless i had.
622
00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:41,123
(whispering) karl. karl!
623
00:34:41,165 --> 00:34:42,249
come here!
624
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:48,672
why didn't you answer
your damn cell phone?
625
00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:50,424
i turned it off.
what's going on?
626
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:51,675
where's edie?
she's upstairs.
627
00:34:51,675 --> 00:34:53,969
she's been in pissy mood ever
since we left the restaurant.
628
00:34:53,969 --> 00:34:56,972
i don't know
what's wrong with her.
she found the ring
629
00:34:56,972 --> 00:34:58,807
in your briefcase.
she thought you were gonna
630
00:34:58,849 --> 00:35:00,809
pop the question tonight.
oh, no.
631
00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:04,104
oh, yes. you know, this whole
fake marriage thing was okay
632
00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:06,523
when nobody
was getting hurt.
633
00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:09,484
what are we doing? it's a lie!
i lost mike over a lie,
634
00:35:09,526 --> 00:35:11,987
and now i'm doing
the same thing to dr. ron,
635
00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:13,947
and--and look at edie.
she was devastated.
636
00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:18,243
i don't thk
i can go through with this.
you can't
637
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:20,746
how are you gonna pay
for your surgery?
i don't know.
638
00:35:20,746 --> 00:35:23,248
you know, i'll just...
i'll sell the car.
639
00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:25,209
susie, this is your health
we're talking about.
640
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:27,127
we're getting married.
karl--
641
00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:29,129
no. dr. ron
would be the first to say
642
00:35:29,171 --> 00:35:31,131
that you're dog
the right thing.
643
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,509
i'll figure out some way
to handle edie.
644
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:36,345
how? how are you
gonna handle edie?
645
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,056
that poor woman's dreams
exploded in her face tonight.
646
00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:41,683
you know, it's not like
you can just go out
647
00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,685
and buy her flowers,
and everything will be better.
648
00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:45,938
then i'll propose to her.
649
00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:47,648
well,
that's a little extreme.
650
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:50,526
not really. i was probably
gonna do it eventually anyhow.
651
00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,569
obviously we're gonna
have to get a divorce
652
00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:54,571
before i can actually
marry her.
653
00:35:54,613 --> 00:35:56,698
but, uh... what?
654
00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,495
nothing. i just...
655
00:36:01,662 --> 00:36:04,289
i didn't know that
you loved her like that.
656
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:07,084
she's a great kid.
total package.
657
00:36:08,210 --> 00:36:11,255
what's the matter, susie q?
jealous?
658
00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:13,507
(chuckles)
no, of course not.
659
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:18,345
well, okay,
this is good because...
660
00:36:18,387 --> 00:36:23,308
you know, if this experience
helped you to realize
661
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,894
your true feelings,
then, uh...
662
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:28,146
then we did something
good here.
663
00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:31,608
yeah. i think we have.
664
00:36:31,608 --> 00:36:33,402
come here. (chuckles)
665
00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:36,405
(laughs) i can't believe
you thought i was jealous.
666
00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:39,491
it's not like i still have
feelings for you anymore.
667
00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:43,370
you're right.
i-i was just fooling around.
668
00:36:46,707 --> 00:36:49,084
so? how did it go?
669
00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:52,379
fine. i just dropped off
the luggage and left.
670
00:36:52,421 --> 00:36:53,755
oh.
671
00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:01,346
mmm.
672
00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:05,559
what was that for?
673
00:37:05,601 --> 00:37:08,520
no reason.
674
00:37:08,562 --> 00:37:10,314
hey, i was thinking...
675
00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:13,400
we "should"
look into adoption.
676
00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:16,236
seriously?
mm-hmm.
677
00:37:16,278 --> 00:37:19,490
but i thought you wanted
a kid with your own d.n.a.?
678
00:37:19,531 --> 00:37:22,034
blood isn't everything.
679
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,844
hey!
680
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:44,556
i heard ya lost
your kids yesterday.
681
00:37:44,598 --> 00:37:46,058
yeah.
(garbage can lid clanks)
682
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:49,061
it was cleared up.
it was just a little confusion.
683
00:37:49,102 --> 00:37:51,230
uh, help me out here
with something.
684
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:54,066
what exactly is it
you look for in a baby-sitter?
685
00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:55,234
excuse me?
686
00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:57,778
well, i may be ancient,
like you say,
687
00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:00,781
but i've never gotten drunk
and lost track of three kids.
688
00:38:00,823 --> 00:38:01,949
what?
689
00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,951
i smelled wine
on bree van de kamp
690
00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:06,119
when she was looking
for your boys.
691
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,288
that's ridiculous.
is it?
692
00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,958
yesterday i found her passed out
on her front lawn,
693
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,961
drunk as a skunk.
i've known bree
for years and years.
694
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:16,421
there's no way she was drinking
while baby-sitting my kids.
695
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:19,508
so... just go spread your poison
somewhere else. okay?
(metal clanks)
696
00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:22,094
i just thought i'd do you
a favor and let you know,
697
00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:23,095
that's all.
698
00:38:23,136 --> 00:38:24,888
okay, well, thanks.
699
00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,646
hi.
700
00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:37,359
you, um, you recovered from
all of yesterday's excitement?
701
00:38:37,359 --> 00:38:40,362
oh, truthfully, i haven't been
able to get my mind off it.
702
00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:41,864
what a scare, huh?
703
00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:45,325
yeah, although
i-i still can't figure out
704
00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:48,120
how my boys
managed to sneak past you.
705
00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:51,832
well, you know
how boys are at the ag
706
00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:53,333
they're escape artists.
707
00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:55,752
they're like lightning.
708
00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,296
it's just, penny...
709
00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,047
penny?
710
00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:01,216
well, i mean,
i just don't understand
711
00:39:01,258 --> 00:39:04,595
how porter and preston managed
to wrangle her into the stroller
712
00:39:04,595 --> 00:39:06,847
and then make it out
your front door
713
00:39:06,889 --> 00:39:08,891
without
you even noticing.
714
00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:11,935
(bottles clanking)
715
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,067
i guess
if you'd fallen asleep...
716
00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:20,986
it could've happened
like that, i-i guess.
717
00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:22,488
you know, i think, um,
718
00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:24,573
i must have been cleaning
the kitchen,
719
00:39:24,615 --> 00:39:26,825
and i-i just
didn't hear them
720
00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:29,536
because of the noise
from the dishwasher.
721
00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:33,957
look, i apologize in advance
for how this is going to sound,
722
00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:36,627
but i have to ask. it's just
gonna eat away at me.
723
00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:39,338
were you drinking
while baby-sitting my kids?
724
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,631
no!
725
00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,762
oh...
726
00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:48,722
you know, i may have had
727
00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:52,434
just the tiniest little bit
of chardonnay.
728
00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:57,231
oh, gosh, you got drunk,
and you passed out.
729
00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:59,858
lynette, if i close my eyes
even for a moment,
730
00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:01,944
it's because of these
antihistamines i've been taking.
731
00:40:01,944 --> 00:40:03,111
really?
732
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:05,739
is that why you passed out
on your front lawn
733
00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,533
yesterday morning?
734
00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:10,536
now that you're speaking to me
in a fairly accusatory tone,
735
00:40:10,577 --> 00:40:13,038
may i remind you that
i was doing you a favor?
736
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:15,541
you put my kids in danger,
and then you lied about it.
737
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,543
doou not get
how big that is?
738
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,545
do you have some
kind of problem with alcohol?
739
00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:21,463
no! the only problem i have
is with your children.
740
00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:23,924
they're incorrigible
because you let them run amok.
741
00:40:23,966 --> 00:40:25,425
and if i hadn't
drifted off,
742
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:27,594
they would have waited
until i was in the bathroom
743
00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:29,930
or stuck on the phone
or upstairs doing laundry.
744
00:40:31,223 --> 00:40:32,891
on any given day,
745
00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:36,019
how many glasses of wine
do you put away?
746
00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:41,567
i will not be spoken to
like that.
747
00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:43,277
i just won't.
748
00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,282
(sighs)
749
00:40:57,708 --> 00:40:59,710
(bottles clanking)
750
00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:05,674
now and then,
we allneed a little help...
751
00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:11,638
so we ask for small favors.
752
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,433
thanks. i owe you one.
753
00:41:14,474 --> 00:41:15,934
but it's always best
754
00:41:15,976 --> 00:41:19,271
to be wary of those eager
to come to our rescue.
755
00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:21,607
well, go on.
kiss the bride.
756
00:41:24,276 --> 00:41:26,278
(chuckles)
757
00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:30,574
because even the smallest
of favors...
758
00:41:30,574 --> 00:41:34,578
sure thing, tom. i'd be happy
to baby-sit for you.
759
00:41:34,578 --> 00:41:37,873
my, have you noticed
how clogged my rain gutters are?
760
00:41:37,873 --> 00:41:40,626
...carries a price tag.
761
00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:43,378
yes, everyone has an agenda.
762
00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:45,339
i heard about your operation,
aunt inez,
763
00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:47,341
and i'm jumping
on a plane right now
764
00:41:47,382 --> 00:41:49,343
to come and help you out.
765
00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,345
no matter what
they may tell us.
766
00:41:51,386 --> 00:41:53,555
no, i'm happy to,
767
00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:58,477
and i'm prepared to stay
as long as it takes.
768
00:41:58,519 --> 00:42:00,729
and in those rare instances
769
00:42:00,771 --> 00:42:03,982
"where there" is
no ulterior motive,
770
00:42:04,024 --> 00:42:05,651
we're so taken aback
771
00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:08,445
that we may fail
to recognize the truth...
772
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:26,964
that a loving friend has just
done us an enormous favor.
773
00:42:27,005 --> 00:42:29,299
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