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Previously on "Desperate Housewives"

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All this time my father has been right across town

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running the feed store?

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Susan found her real father

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Ed wants to make the final decision

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Ed Furarer, Lynette Scoval

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Lynette met her new boss

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I've learned my lesson. Ok, when I get out of here

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Everything's gotta be different

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Carlos promised to change his old ways

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Dr. Goldfine has concerns about us being together

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and I'm starting to thinking he's right

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While Bree discovered George's true colours

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George, I don't want to!

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We are engaged! You have to wear it!

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I don't think we are any more

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Anyone who'd ever been to a party of Bree van de Kamp's

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thought of her as the perfect hostes

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Because Bree knew how to take care of her guests

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Her dinners will always served properly

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Her licer always flow freely

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And her anicdoses were always enjoyable

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But on this night, the perfect hostess

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was about to find herself...

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Where's that music coming from?

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in a very imperfect predicament.

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Uh, I'm not sure.

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Don't give upon us, baby

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we're still worth one more try

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um, if you'll excuse me for just one minute.

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I know we put our last one by

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just for a rainy evening

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George!

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I have guests.

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- What do you think you're doing?
- We had a tiff. I upset you.

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And now I'm just trying to make things right again.

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It was not a tiff

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We broke up. It's over.

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- We can still come through
- I am not kidding.

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If you do not knock it off, I am gonna call the police.

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All right, go ahead.

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I really lost my head last night

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call the police. If they drag me away,

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I'm just gonna come right back here.

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I want you to hear the whole medley

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Come on!

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Why don't you all take your seats?

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dessert is about to be served.

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I really lost my head last night

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you've got a right

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to...

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yes, Bree knew how to take care of her guests,

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especially those who weren't invited.

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Desperate Housewives
Season 2 Episode 9

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Good guys wear white hats,

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and bad guys wear black.

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This is how children distinguish

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between good and evil.

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But they soon learn that bad guys

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don't always look so bad.

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In fact, sometimes

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they even seem down right friendly.

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That is, until you get to know them

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a little bit better.

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Hey, fancy seeing you here.

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I was just out for a little ride.

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Don't lie to me, George.

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You've been riding up and down this street
for the last hour.

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I don't want to do this, Bree,

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but you won't return any of my phone calls.

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So stalking me is plan "b"?

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Bree, I know I messed up.

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I know I got some issues to work on,

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but I'd be willing to see a therapist

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if that's what you want.

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I'll do anything, but

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how can I show you that I can--

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I can change if you don't give me a second chance?

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Come on.

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You know I'm not a bad person.

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I do know that,

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but I'm just not sure you're a good one, either.

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and we integrated the corporate logo

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into the jungle background,

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creating not only an ad for the clothing,

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but for the company itself.

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I don't get it.

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What, um, don't you get?

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The whole idea just kind a makes my head hurt.

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Is it just me?

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No, nuh-unh.

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You're right. It stinks.

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Sorry, guys. Back to the drawing board.

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Well, I got tickets to a game.

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Nina, you do whatever you have to do

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to keep us afloat here.

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You got it.

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Looks like it's gonna be another late night at the office.

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Nice work, everybody.

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Thank you.

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Could you can the attitude, Nina?

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I'm sorry. What did you just say?

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You're being rude.

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And it's totally out of line.

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You know how hard we all worked on this.

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Yeah, I do.

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Nina, I think I speak for everyone here

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when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse.

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Frankly, you owe us an apology.

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Is--is this true?

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I mean, I would be mortified

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if I thought that I'd hurt any of you.

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I mean, If anybody feels like I owe them an apology,

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please, speak up.

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You? You?

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You?

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Gee, Lynette.

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I guess you were mistaken.

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All right, let's recap, shall we?

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Stinky pitch ,workin' late, no apologies.

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Guys!

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We talked about this.

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What happened to standing up for ourselves?

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Hot muffins.

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Any takers?

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No, Stu. These people don't deserve muffins.

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hello?

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hello. My name is mark Martinez.

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I'm the assistant warden down at Fairvew county jail.

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Is Mrs. Solis available?

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Uh, yeah, this is her.

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Did somethin' happen with Carlos?

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At 7:43 this morning,

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your husband held two guards at gunpoint

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and successfully escaped.

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He what?!

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I take it you had no prior knowledge

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he had planned to do this?

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No, of course not.

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He's a moron!

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We have every reason to believe

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your husband may come to find you.

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We believe him to be armed...

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and very, very horny.

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What?

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Surprise, baby.

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I got paroled early.

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It's so good to see you!

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What happened?

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Well, there's this church group

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that helps out catholic prisoners.

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And they really, really stepped up for me.

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Well ,what did they do?

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They lobbied the parole board and it worked.

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I guess I owe the pope a thank-you note.

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Less talking,

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more stripping.

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Prudy's feed store.

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Apparently, he owns the place.

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How are you gonna do it?

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What do you mean?

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I mean, how are you gonna tell him you're his daughter?

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Oh, I'm not.

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Julie, the man abandoned me before I was born.

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I don't have a desire to have a relationship with him.

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Okay, then I'm really confused

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why we're here spying on him.

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Well, I just wanna see what he's like

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and satisfy my curiosity and

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get it out of my system.

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Well, here you go.

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Now you tell Charlie that

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Addison Prudy says drop in some time.

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I miss that ugly mug of his around here

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I will.

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I bet I know what you're here for.

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Oh?

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You heard about the giveaway.

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Well, I got the cowboy hats right here.

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Oh, oh no, that's okay.

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You don't have to give me anything, really.

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Relax. This is a promotional item.

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Didn't cost me a dime.

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There you go.

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Pretty as a picture.

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I have a dad.

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He's great!

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He gave me a hat.

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That biting thing at the end...

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Totally blew my mind.

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Please tell me you didn't learn that in prison.

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Yeah.

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Wait. I'm not done with you yet.

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Just give me ten minutes, please.

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What is wrong with you?

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You are totally useless after sex.

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I know. I should probably get my thyroid
checked out.

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who's sister Mary Bernard?

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those are private. Give me--

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she's this nun, okay?

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She visited me in prison a couple times.

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She's part of the group that got me early release.

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Now can I please have them back?

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"When you walk with god every day,

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"you learn that truth is understood in the mind

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but faith burns in the heart"?

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You don't know what it was like in there.

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All right? 20 hours a day,8x10 cell.

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Just you and your mind.

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So pretty much just you.

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It forces you to reexamine everything.

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I was a very bad person for a very long time,

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but now all that is gonna change

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because I'm on a new path.

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A new path?

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I am going to live a virtuous life.

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I wanna do right by you,

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by my mama

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and by my god.

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What the hell did they do to you in that prison?

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All right, this is my last hand,

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and then I gotta go.

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Already?

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I left a proposal on my desk at work.

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I have to go over it tonight, or

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you-know-who is gonna have my head.

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Nina.

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You know, this gainful employment thing

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is really starting to cut into our social life.

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Well, If one of you would just agree to raise my kids,

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I wouldn't need a job. Any takers?

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- Ha ha.
- No, I didn't think so.

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Ante up.

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Speaking of child abandonment,

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when are you gonna tell your father

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that he has a bouncing, middle-aged baby girl?

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Soon. I don't wanna ambush him.

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I'm gonna ease into it.

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How do you ease into, "Hi. I'm your illegitimate daughter"?

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Well, actually, there's a "help wanted" sign

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in the window, so I was thinking about
getting a job there.

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And you know, he would get to know me,

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and I'm sure he would like me and
I would like him, and...

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then one day, he'd say,

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"you're like the daughter I never had,"

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and I'd say, "well, actually, now that you mention it..."

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okay, I'll go first.

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That is the most idiotic plan I've ever heard of.

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Why?

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Because it all hinges on him responding
to your personality.

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And let's face it, you are an acquired taste.

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Edie, I am sure Susan's father will like her just fine.

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Thank you.

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I just hope you don't expect too much from this relationship.

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I mean, aside from D.N.A., You might find

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that you don't have that much in common.

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I know, but I gotta find out if there's something there.

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I've always wanted a dad.

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I mean, I know not having one affected me.

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Well, of course it did.

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Everyone needs a strong male role model.

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No, they don't.

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I grew up without a father, and it didn't affect me one bit.

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Edie, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

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Point well taken.

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Hey.

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Look what I found in Ed's fridge.

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hey, Stu.

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and Nina!

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Hey, Lynette, can I see you for a sec?

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Sure.

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Tsk, tsk, tsk.

273
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,630
Having sex with the support staff--

274
00:12:58,810 --> 00:12:59,730
that's a big no-no.

275
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:03,160
Ed's been known to fire people for that sort of thing.

276
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,620
Lynette,

277
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:08,220
I know that we've had our little differences.

278
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,440
But at the core,

279
00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:13,940
I believe that we're both good people,

280
00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:17,990
both smart women who are just trying to make it

281
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:21,160
in this vicious male-dominated jungle--

282
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,570
okay, what do you want?

283
00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,240
Do you want a raise?

284
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,980
You want a better office?

285
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,200
My demands are simple.

286
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,900
I want you to be nicer.

287
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,220
What?

288
00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,460
No more belittling,

289
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,640
berating,

290
00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,760
rude sarcasm.

291
00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,070
And in exchange I get your silence?

292
00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:42,540
Yeah. Pretty sweet deal, don't you think?

293
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:45,270
Um...

294
00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:48,100
I'll see what I can do.

295
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:50,800
Great. Okay.

296
00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,660
And I'm gonna take your parking space.

297
00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:56,840
I kid the Nina.

298
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,500
you're up early.

299
00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,120
I'm going to mass.

300
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,340
- Huh? - Yeah.

301
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,380
But it's not even Sunday.

302
00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:14,530
They have mass every day of the week.

303
00:14:14,690 --> 00:14:18,000
Really? When did they start doing that?

304
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,280
that's sister Mary Bernard.

305
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:23,000
Did you see where I put my bible?

306
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:49,760
- What?- I saw your nun.

307
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,560
So? So she's hot.

308
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,750
She's a hot nun.

309
00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:57,580
you can't seriously be jealous.

310
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,420
You mean to tell me that this
miraculous conversion of yours

311
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,950
has nothing to do with the fact

312
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,970
that the woman standing outside is a knockout?

313
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:10,530
That's what I'm telling you.

314
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:31,540
Um, who are you here to see?

315
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,130
I'm Lynette Scavo

316
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,800
I work here

317
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,660
Who are you?

318
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,740
Pat. It's my first day.

319
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,170
Oh. Well, welcome.

320
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,790
What happened to Stu?

321
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:45,710
You fired Stu?

322
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,770
Oh, Lynette, hey. Come on in.

323
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:51,050
I can't believe you would sink so low.

324
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,250
I'm going to ed.

325
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:58,020
Ed knows. This is Stu's employee evaluation file right here.

326
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:00,330
This thing is full of black marks.

327
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,280
Come on, Nina. We both know why you got rid of him.

328
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,870
Well, good luck proving it.

329
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,730
Oh, and on a completely unrelated topic,

330
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,570
there's going to be another round of firings

331
00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,050
coming down the pike.

332
00:16:13,170 --> 00:16:15,280
Ed's been after me to trim the fat.

333
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,920
- You threatening me?
- No, no. Unh-unh.

334
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,910
It's just that it's gonna be my job

335
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,240
to evaluate those who are team players

336
00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:23,890
and those who are not.

337
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,170
Just a little heads up.

338
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,070
Just trying to be nice.

339
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:36,980
I don't know. You seem kind a overqualified.

340
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,430
Why, 'cause I went to college?

341
00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:41,990
No, because you finished high school.

342
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,510
well, I just wanna change my life, and...

343
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,570
ever since I was a little girl,

344
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,980
I've always liked horses and the outdoors, and...

345
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,740
well, I'm just fascinated with...

346
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:54,730
feed

347
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:59,120
Well, I suppose we could give you a try.

348
00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:02,140
What?

349
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,250
Something on my nose?

350
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:09,890
Oh, no. Um, I was just looking
at the color of your eyes.

351
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,170
You were?

352
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:14,120
Yeah. They're just like mine.

353
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,970
They're--they're nice.

354
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,770
Carol sent you to test me, didn't she?

355
00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:21,440
What? Who's carol?

356
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,820
You go back and tell my wife

357
00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:25,210
if a private detective couldn't fool me,

358
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,130
well, you're not gonna either.

359
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,280
I don't know what you're talking about.

360
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,600
- I just came in to get a little—
- a cute little thing like you

361
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,490
struts in here, flirts with an old codger like me--

362
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,130
how dumb do you think I am?

363
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,280
Hey, look at you. Pretty hair. You got a sexy walk.

364
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,920
You got a tight little ass--

365
00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:43,070
oh, I'm your daughter.

366
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,420
What?

367
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:50,480
Back in the '60s,you had a brief...

368
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:54,630
relationship with a young girl, Sophia Bremmer.

369
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,330
She got pregnant and had a baby,

370
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,370
and that baby was me,

371
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:03,080
which makes you my father.

372
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,540
Hi.

373
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:09,430
Mr. Prudy, I'm sorry.

374
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:10,830
I didn't want to spring on you like this.

375
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,120
Where are you going?

376
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,980
You see, when I found out you were alive

377
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,030
and that we both lived in the same city,

378
00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:18,890
I just wanted to meet you.

379
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,350
Mr. Prudy?

380
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,610
Mr. Prudy.

381
00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:28,170
Hello?

382
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,530
hello?

383
00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:46,890
And knock wood, the doctors say I'll keep improving

384
00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:49,800
slowly but surely.

385
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:52,170
So how are you?

386
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,530
Good, good. I'm seeing friends,

387
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,500
and I just started co-chairing a charity event

388
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,380
for the junior league, and, um,

389
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,830
and I broke up with George.

390
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,170
Really?

391
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:09,290
Dr. Goldfine, do you ever really cure people,

392
00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:11,480
I mean, even if they're really crazy?

393
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,710
I'm not a big fan of that word.

394
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:17,060
People either have mental health or they don't.

395
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,730
When they do have a problem,

396
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:21,490
you treat them as if they had any other disease,

397
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,700
and sometimes they get better.

398
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,340
Well, when I broke up with George,

399
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:28,380
I saw something in his eyes.

400
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:31,370
It was a kind of malevolence,

401
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,400
and it just didn't seem to me

402
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:34,740
to be the sort of thing that you could cure.

403
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,470
I don't believe in evil either.

404
00:19:36,590 --> 00:19:37,600
We're all just people.

405
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:38,960
How can you not believe in evil?

406
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,950
A man just threw you off a bridge for no reason.

407
00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:44,800
Exactly. He didn't know anything about me.

408
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:48,140
He just rode upon his little blue bike

409
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,170
and tried to hurt me.

410
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:53,650
Do I think he's wicked? No. He's disturbed.

411
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:57,360
His problems probably stem from a chemical imbalance.

412
00:19:57,470 --> 00:20:02,180
I believe with enough time and treatment,
I could help him.

413
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,800
Did you say a blue bike?

414
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,160
Black?

415
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,140
Great.

416
00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,540
I gotta say, Lynette,

417
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:13,290
I was surprised to get your call.

418
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,520
I didn't even think you'd notice I was fired.

419
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,860
Of course I noticed. You are one of my favourites.

420
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,470
And I thought it was really unfair
how it all went down.

421
00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:24,080
It wasn't that unfair,

422
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,850
I was late all those times

423
00:20:25,990 --> 00:20:27,490
and I broke the copier.

424
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,510
And I stole all those paper clips.

425
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:33,630
See, I don't think that's why you got fired.

426
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,760
Really? That's what Nina said.

427
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:41,070
Word got out that you and Nina were...

428
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,010
shagging?

429
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,710
being intimate.

430
00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:48,770
And Nina fired you to keep ed from finding out.

431
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:49,880
You're kidding.

432
00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:51,670
And that wasn't right of her.

433
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,210
She shouldn't have been having sex with you.

434
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,600
She's upper management.

435
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,520
Technically, It's sexual harassment.

436
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,090
But I was into it. I consented.

437
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,930
Stu, you're A... gofer.

438
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:08,000
You can't consent to anything.

439
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:12,880
So I think you should talk to ed about
getting your job back.

440
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,430
Why would he care?

441
00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:16,260
Oh, he'll care.

442
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:19,960
He doesn't want you suing him for millions of dollars.

443
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:23,130
Wow!

444
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,200
So would Nina get in trouble?

445
00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,830
Well, I'm not gonna lie to you.

446
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,420
There is a possibility she'd get A...

447
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,610
slap on the wrist.

448
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,480
So...

449
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:38,500
you'll think about talking to ed?

450
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,670
Definitely.

451
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,930
The nurse told me you were waiting out there.

452
00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:49,140
I just wanted to see if you were okay.

453
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:53,260
Sorry if I spooked you. I've got a bad heart.

454
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:56,600
It's genetic, so you might wanna get that checked.

455
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:59,810
Oh. Okay.

456
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,120
Look, don't take this wrong, but I need you to clear out.

457
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:05,930
What? I just got here.

458
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,760
My wife is on her way.

459
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,290
The thing is, If carol finds out

460
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:12,280
I've got an adult love child running around,

461
00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:15,450
that's gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

462
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:20,920
I mean, It's not exactly the only time I've strayed.

463
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,160
Charming.

464
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,600
But believe me

465
00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:26,230
it was nice to finally get to meet you.

466
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:29,490
You're a lovely woman.

467
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:35,620
Hon, you really need to leave now.

468
00:22:38,270 --> 00:22:40,720
It's Susan.

469
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:42,300
My name is Susan. And

470
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,840
no, that's not good enough.

471
00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:46,950
Look, I'M...

472
00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:50,770
I'm trying really hard to be nice about this,

473
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,310
but you're backing me into a corner.

474
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:54,420
It's not like I want an invitation to thanksgiving.

475
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:59,180
I just wanna have coffee or lunch now and then.

476
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,240
I can't start up something with you.

477
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:02,840
It wouldn't be fair to my wife.

478
00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:03,870
Oh, that's funny.

479
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,400
So all the times you were cheating on her,

480
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,500
that was okay, but having lunch with your daughter--

481
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,100
that just crosses the line.

482
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:14,070
I just want a chance to get to know you.

483
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:18,840
Well, I don't want to know you.

484
00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:23,010
I've already got a family.

485
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,330
Years ago, your mother and I came to an understanding.

486
00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:28,150
I gave her a bunch of money,

487
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:32,370
and she agreed to keep things quiet.

488
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:36,450
Well, I wasn't consulted on that little arrangement.

489
00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:38,610
I don't think it's fair to punish me for

490
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,590
a mistake I made years ago.

491
00:23:40,630 --> 00:23:44,200
Is that what you think of me? I'm a mistake?

492
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,440
That's what you need to hear, yeah.

493
00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:50,920
That's what I think.

494
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,990
Oh, Addy!

495
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,800
Addy! Oh!

496
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,280
Oh, are you okay?

497
00:24:00,510 --> 00:24:01,920
I'm good, baby.

498
00:24:02,210 --> 00:24:05,020
The kids are on their way over.

499
00:24:06,470 --> 00:24:09,400
Hi. I'M... carol.

500
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:13,170
You are...

501
00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:16,710
do you wanna tell her, or should I?

502
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,230
I'm your husband's guardian angel.

503
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,410
Excuse me?

504
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,550
My name's Susan.

505
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,750
I was buying some horse feed when

506
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,750
Mr. Prudy had an attack behind the counter.

507
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,800
I gave him C.P.R., Called 9-1-1.

508
00:24:37,930 --> 00:24:41,570
Oh! Thank you.

509
00:24:41,740 --> 00:24:43,930
Thank you.

510
00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:48,620
When I think what--what could have happened...

511
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:52,000
well, I'm gonna get out of here.

512
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,510
Mr. Prudy, I want you to hurry up

513
00:24:53,650 --> 00:24:56,230
and get back on your feet.

514
00:24:56,770 --> 00:24:59,040
I'm not giving up.

515
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,770
I'm gonna be back in the store next week.

516
00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:04,670
I never got that darn horse feed.

517
00:25:04,810 --> 00:25:07,720
I guess I'll put a bag aside for you.

518
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,030
You do that.

519
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,460
Bree, It's me.

520
00:25:34,570 --> 00:25:36,370
The police are at my house.
They're going through my stuff.

521
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,200
What the hell is going on?

522
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,560
Look, I know you're there. Pick up!

523
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,330
Did you have anything to do with this?

524
00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:45,550
Bree? Bree!

525
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:51,170
George, I know what you did to dr. Goldfine,

526
00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:53,800
and I can see now just how sick you really are,

527
00:25:53,950 --> 00:25:55,580
so please just turn yourself in,

528
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,990
and that way you can get the help you really need.

529
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:01,690
George?

530
00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,260
What's going on?

531
00:26:23,390 --> 00:26:26,850
Oh, I invited sister Mary Hotpants over for lunch.

532
00:26:26,990 --> 00:26:27,760
What?

533
00:26:27,870 --> 00:26:28,800
You said she touched your soul,

534
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,340
so I just want to make sure her hands are clean.

535
00:26:34,570 --> 00:26:36,630
so, sister Mary, tell me,

536
00:26:36,770 --> 00:26:38,690
what's it like meeting men in prison?

537
00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:42,180
Do you bond with all convicts, or was Carlos just special?

538
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,730
Well, of course, Carlos is special,

539
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:48,220
but our mission does a ton of
evangelical work with several prisons.

540
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,240
Oh, I get it.

541
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:52,610
Sort of like, today's convict is tomorrow's convert.

542
00:26:52,850 --> 00:26:54,030
Something like that,

543
00:26:54,170 --> 00:26:56,110
but mostly I do charity work.

544
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,390
Are you two involved in any charities?

545
00:26:58,510 --> 00:27:01,150
Currently? No.

546
00:27:01,290 --> 00:27:04,250
But we should be. I mean, let's face it, Gaby.

547
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:06,890
Buying more stuff isn't gonna make our lives any better.

548
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,340
Exactly.

549
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,930
Money can't buy happiness.

550
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,160
Well, sure it can.

551
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,340
That's just a lie we tell poor people

552
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:15,450
to keep 'em from rioting.- Gaby!

553
00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:17,680
It's a joke. Lighten up.

554
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,250
Can you believe this?
I'm married to a woman so selfish,

555
00:27:20,350 --> 00:27:22,880
she makes fun of the entire concept of charity.

556
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,290
You are a hypocrite.

557
00:27:24,530 --> 00:27:25,930
The money you spent to buy your sports car

558
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:28,600
could buy a mud hut for every peasant in Ecuador.

559
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,840
Okay, you're right.

560
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,330
But I'm evolving, starting right now.

561
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:36,660
Sister, I would like to donate my car to your mission.

562
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,500
What?

563
00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:40,800
- Carlos, are you sure?
- Absolutely.

564
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,130
Gabrielle and I don't need two cars. We can share one.

565
00:27:43,260 --> 00:27:46,610
Share? What if you have the car,
and I need to go shopping?

566
00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:48,930
We're gonna cut back on shopping, too.

567
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:51,880
Okay, I think we should all just calm down a little bit.

568
00:27:51,990 --> 00:27:53,740
I'm gonna get you that pink slip right now.

569
00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,940
- Carlos...
- we're doing this.

570
00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:01,380
I have to--ahem. Uh, here have some of this.

571
00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:03,940
No one needs to know.

572
00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:11,050
Don't even bother. You're not talking me out of this.

573
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,250
I'm not here to talk you out of anything.

574
00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,980
Check in this drawer.

575
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,510
Carlos, I wanna apologize for the way I've been acting.

576
00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:24,340
I mean, here you are trying to turn your life around,

577
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:28,840
and all I can think about are my stupid jealousy issues.

578
00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:31,170
Yeah, well, let's just get back down there.

579
00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,410
No, I mean it. I'm sorry.

580
00:28:33,550 --> 00:28:36,310
I wanna be a better person, too.

581
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:39,930
I'm sick of being bad.

582
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,890
Forgive me?

583
00:28:43,070 --> 00:28:44,180
You're not a bad person.

584
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,230
Really?

585
00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,270
No, of course not.

586
00:28:50,390 --> 00:28:52,860
That's so sweet.

587
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:56,550
I feel so close to you right now.

588
00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:58,420
Gaby.

589
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,820
I'm sorry. Guess I am bad.

590
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,000
Look, we got a nun downstairs.

591
00:29:08,110 --> 00:29:12,950
She can wait five minutes. We're giving her a car.

592
00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:29,160
Hey, Pat, what's going on?

593
00:29:29,260 --> 00:29:30,620
I'm not sure.

594
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:33,280
Ed keeps calling people into his office.

595
00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:35,140
I think people are getting fired.

596
00:29:35,370 --> 00:29:37,570
Lynette.

597
00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:39,420
Yeah.

598
00:29:47,450 --> 00:29:48,960
Lynette...

599
00:29:49,290 --> 00:29:50,590
Nina's out. You're in.

600
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:52,830
You are our new V.P. Of accounts.

601
00:29:52,970 --> 00:29:54,930
I... am?

602
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,990
I just gave her the ax,

603
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,810
along with a bunch of other people.

604
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,600
Why? What happened?

605
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:01,990
Our old pal Stu just filed a sexual harassment

606
00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:04,220
suit against the company.

607
00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:05,990
He did what?

608
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,030
He fired a fancy lawyer who threatened
to go to the press.

609
00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,840
I had no choice but to pay him off.

610
00:30:09,970 --> 00:30:14,480
He had a video of him and Nina together.

611
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,510
Okay. I... get Nina, but

612
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,770
why are you firing everybody else?

613
00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:22,450
Stu's taking us to the cleaners.

614
00:30:22,580 --> 00:30:23,940
If I don't cut back on staff,

615
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:27,000
the next round of pay checks are gonna bounce.

616
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:31,040
Oh, god, ed. I am so sorry.

617
00:30:31,190 --> 00:30:34,030
Well, it's not your fault. We'll get through this.

618
00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:38,480
You and me together.

619
00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,580
Oh, can you run down to the art department?

620
00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:43,230
Someone's gotta can Jeff and Elizabeth.

621
00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:48,120
Yeah. Sure. I'm gonna go and take care of that.

622
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:52,330
Hey. Congratulations.

623
00:30:52,530 --> 00:30:56,410
This...is not what I wanted.

624
00:30:56,540 --> 00:30:58,610
I just wanted you to be nicer.

625
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,060
You know what? I used to be nice. But

626
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:07,880
our boss--I'm sorry. Your boss...

627
00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:10,670
is incompetent and selfish

628
00:31:10,810 --> 00:31:14,100
and has the attention span of a poodle.

629
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,290
I mean, from day one,
I have been the only one around here

630
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:18,990
keeping this place from crumbling down

631
00:31:19,130 --> 00:31:20,710
around his stupid ears.

632
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,620
Oh, Nina, come on.

633
00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,760
This is the truth here.

634
00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:28,520
Nice is a luxury that I gave up

635
00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:33,110
along with vacations and relationships

636
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,010
and eating at home.

637
00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:38,730
This job sucks you dry.

638
00:31:38,950 --> 00:31:41,940
So you better kiss those four little kiddies
of yours good-bye

639
00:31:42,070 --> 00:31:43,880
because you have just adopted

640
00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:48,490
the neediest little child in the world.

641
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,640
Here.

642
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:52,920
You're gonna need this more than I do.

643
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,330
Hi.

644
00:32:06,450 --> 00:32:08,340
Carlos will be down in a little while.

645
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,090
We had an intense talk.

646
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:12,770
He's resting.

647
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:17,270
Yeah, I overheard some of your... talk.

648
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:21,010
Sorry. He's such an animal

649
00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:22,500
but since we have a couple of minutes,

650
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,000
why don't we, uh, chat?

651
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:33,160
Look, I don't mean any disrespect.

652
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,560
It's just, now that Carlos is home,

653
00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:37,890
we need to get back on our routine,

654
00:32:38,020 --> 00:32:40,250
and we can't do that if he keeps running off to church

655
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:42,840
and charity bake sales.

656
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,420
We need "us" time. Do you know what I mean?

657
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:47,460
I do.

658
00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:49,860
Oh, good. Good.

659
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:52,020
So it would really help our marriage

660
00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:57,900
if you just backed off for a while, okay?

661
00:32:58,030 --> 00:32:59,600
No.

662
00:32:59,830 --> 00:33:01,380
Huh?

663
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,460
I said no.

664
00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:07,560
I know what you said. I'm wondering why you said it.

665
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,930
Carlos is a diamond in the rough,

666
00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,250
a flawed man to be sure,

667
00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:13,530
but someone who is desperately searching

668
00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:15,340
for something to believe in.

669
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,310
To satisfy your materialism,
he ended up breaking the law.

670
00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:21,330
To deal with your adultery, he resorted to assault.

671
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:22,430
As long as he's with you,

672
00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:24,560
he will never find what he's looking for.

673
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,210
Well, I guess he should have thought of that

674
00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:28,170
before he married me.

675
00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:31,870
Some marriages are meant to be annulled.

676
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:34,740
What the hell kind of nun are you?

677
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,760
Look, if you try to come between me and my husband,

678
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:39,030
I will take you down.

679
00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:41,960
I grew up on the south side of Chicago.

680
00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:42,780
If you wanna threaten me,

681
00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:44,910
you're gonna have to do a lot better than that.

682
00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:47,960
You listen to me, you little bitch.

683
00:33:48,090 --> 00:33:51,200
You do not want to start a war with me.

684
00:33:52,180 --> 00:33:54,910
well, I have god on my side.

685
00:33:55,070 --> 00:33:58,950
Bring it on.

686
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,970
you called for a bellman?

687
00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:19,460
There's a charity dinner taking place downstairs.

688
00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:22,610
My friend Bree van de Kamp is one of the co-chairs.

689
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,090
Give her this note and walk away.

690
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:29,180
If she comes up in the elevator, call me.

691
00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:31,460
You think you can do that?

692
00:34:31,590 --> 00:34:34,010
Yes, sir.

693
00:34:37,690 --> 00:34:39,320
- Excuse me, ma'am?
- Yes

694
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,700
I was asked to give this to you.

695
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:42,480
Oh, thank you.

696
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,610
Barton.

697
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,190
Hello, detective Barton. This is Bree van de Kamp.

698
00:35:00,310 --> 00:35:01,610
I need to talk to you about George Williams.

699
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,500
Yeah, I was just getting ready to call you,
Mrs. Van de Kamp.

700
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,370
My men are at his house right now,

701
00:35:06,510 --> 00:35:09,500
and they've uncovered evidence that suggests

702
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,800
Mr. Williams was responsible
for your husband's death.

703
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,510
- What? - Yeah, we found

704
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,050
Rex's prescription bottles

705
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,800
and doctored potassium pills

706
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:26,790
as well as some disturbing diary entries.

707
00:35:28,170 --> 00:35:30,960
Mrs. Van de Kamp?

708
00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:44,060
Hello, sir.

709
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,870
Yes. She's, uh, on her way up.

710
00:35:47,990 --> 00:35:50,310
Thank you very much.

711
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,080
She loves me.

712
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,110
She loves me not.

713
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,490
She loves me.

714
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:17,740
she loves me not.

715
00:36:26,030 --> 00:36:28,880
She loves me.

716
00:37:10,370 --> 00:37:12,570
operator,

717
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,130
this is a bit embarrassing, but I've...

718
00:37:15,260 --> 00:37:17,220
I've swallowed some pills by mistake.

719
00:37:17,350 --> 00:37:19,730
I think you need to call an ambulance.

720
00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:24,400
uh, uh, uh, they were--

721
00:37:24,540 --> 00:37:27,090
they were just vitamins

722
00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:30,790
see? False alarm. I'm fine.

723
00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:32,690
Door's open.

724
00:37:44,650 --> 00:37:46,330
Hey.

725
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,780
What were you thinking, taking the pills?

726
00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:56,210
I didn't hurt dr. Goldfine.

727
00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:58,280
And for you to...

728
00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:01,690
think me capable of...

729
00:38:01,830 --> 00:38:04,610
that sort of...

730
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,650
violence...

731
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,890
George.

732
00:38:13,890 --> 00:38:15,780
George.

733
00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:20,710
I'm sorry. It's the pills.

734
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,590
Why are you telling me this?

735
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,490
Because maybe I don't have to die.

736
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,270
I could face the police

737
00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:31,420
knowing that you would be there for me...

738
00:38:32,580 --> 00:38:35,110
that you'd stay my friend.

739
00:38:36,490 --> 00:38:39,520
Then I'll have something to live for.

740
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:44,120
And then we'll call an ambulance
and they'll pump your stomach.

741
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:46,720
Yes.

742
00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:05,360
I want to help you,

743
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:09,220
but in order to do that,
I need to forgive you, and...

744
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,990
I can't do that until you admit what you've done.

745
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:19,460
I didn't push gold fine.

746
00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,840
Yes, you did.

747
00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:26,490
But that's not what I'm talking about.

748
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,100
You killed Rex.

749
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,150
But I know it wasn't totally your fault

750
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,050
because you're not well.

751
00:39:37,370 --> 00:39:41,630
So if you'll just be honest with me,

752
00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:44,530
I can forgive you.

753
00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:46,860
It'll be the hardest thing I've ever done,

754
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,520
but I'll do it.

755
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:55,770
But you have to--you have to tell me the truth.

756
00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:01,300
look, I'm in trouble here.

757
00:40:01,430 --> 00:40:02,920
We need to call someone.

758
00:40:03,050 --> 00:40:06,480
Not until you admit what you've done.

759
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:11,360
I love you.

760
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:16,270
Anything I may have done, I did for you.

761
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:21,010
Because you wanted me to.

762
00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:27,820
You know you did.

763
00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:47,670
we need to call the ambulance.

764
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:55,980
I... called them while you were asleep.

765
00:40:57,630 --> 00:41:01,040
They're already on their way.

766
00:41:25,410 --> 00:41:28,310
It's not always that easy to distinguish

767
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,860
the good guys from the bad guys.

768
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,200
Sinners can surprise you.

769
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:41,580
And the same is true for saints.

770
00:41:41,970 --> 00:41:48,040
Why do we try to define people
as simply good or simply evil?

771
00:41:48,450 --> 00:41:52,850
Because no one wants to admit that
compassion and cruelty

772
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,990
can live side by side in one heart...

773
00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:10,610
and that anyone is capable of anything.

774
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,580
Desperate Housewives
Season 2 Episode 9