1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:00,041 -//- Subtitle FPS=23,976 - Edited by DivXTurk v.1.5.4.22a -\\- 2 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:02,002 Previously on Desperate Housewives: 3 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,504 Why on earth would you let them fingerpaint before breakfast? 4 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:07,716 It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call. 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:10,010 Some households reverse roles, 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,428 Let's give this another shot. 7 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,721 some old flames... 8 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,805 You want me back? 9 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:14,514 Yeah. 10 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,141 ...were put out, 11 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,934 Has to be something you're ingesting. 12 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:19,811 Who prepares your meals? 13 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,439 I understand you've been having some marital problems. 14 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,233 and while some learn to forgive, 15 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,403 Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail. 16 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,321 Zach is your son, isn't he? 17 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:32,115 Yeah. 18 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:36,119 others could not bring themselves to forget their past. 19 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,424 The remarkable thing about Danny Farrell was that he had only been a paperboy for 6 months, 20 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:55,513 and in that time he had become the enemy of every woman on Wisteria Lane. 21 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:01,019 If there was a puddle on someone's property, 22 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:04,230 he found it. 23 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,109 If a new rosebush had just been planted, 24 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,904 he destroyed it. 25 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,907 If a cat was enjoying a moment in the sun, 26 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,825 Meow! 27 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:19,829 he ended it. 28 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:24,417 People wondered if Danny would ever change. 29 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:28,505 They should have talked to Susan Meyer. 30 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:31,424 She could have told them: 31 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,427 obnoxiuos boys tend to become 32 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,722 obnoxious men. 33 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:41,726 Just like the one she had been married to. 34 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,107 Hey! 35 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,817 Karl, I see you! 36 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,611 Stop right there! 37 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,113 Hey Suzie-cue. 38 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,114 What are you doing? 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,323 Just getting the paper. 40 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:58,535 That's Edie's paper. And this is Edie's house. 41 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:01,204 Do you have to do this now? I haven't had my coffee yet. 42 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:05,208 Did you spend the night with Edie?! 43 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,919 Oh my God. 44 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,337 Suzie, just calm down. 45 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:13,341 You are forbidden from ever seeing her again. You hear me? Forbidden! 46 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:17,303 We're divorced. You can't tell me who I can date. 47 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,807 I live on this street. Your daughter lives on this street. 48 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,102 I will not have you flaunting your sexcapades in front of us! 49 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,730 Sexcapades? - Forbidden! 50 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:30,025 I would love to continue this, but it's time for breakfast. 51 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:34,029 And Edie is making me a frutada. 52 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:38,241 Well I just bet she is! 53 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,415 Mrs Meyer, I gotta talk to you. 54 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,000 Now's not a good time, Danny. 55 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,918 You're a month behing your payment. 56 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:50,712 I'll take care of it, I promise. 57 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:54,341 My dad says if you read something you don't pay for, that's the same as stealing. 58 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,300 Hi, Ida! 59 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,509 Can we talk about this later? 60 00:02:56,509 --> 00:03:00,138 I just found out my ex is dating my neighbor, and I'm really kicked off. 61 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,431 Same me! 62 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:05,435 I provide you with a service, and I deserve to be paid for that service! 63 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:10,106 Yes, the women of Wisteria Lane believed Danny Farrell to be the enemy. 64 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:14,611 Deadbeat! 65 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,616 They also believed: 66 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,035 The enemy of my enemy 67 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:26,039 is my friend. 68 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:31,419 season 2 episode 2 You Could Drive a Person Crazy 69 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,126 Beautiful lawns, 70 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,128 spacious homes, 71 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,338 happy families. 72 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:19,009 These are the hallmarks of suburbia. 73 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,721 But if you look beneath the veneer of gracious living, 74 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,140 you will see a battle raging. 75 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,934 A battle for control. 76 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,936 You see the combattants everywhere, 77 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,440 engaged in their routine skirmishes, 78 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,402 fighting fiercely to have dominion over the world around them, 79 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,739 all the while knowing 80 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,033 it's a battle they will lose. 81 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,327 Oh, honey, just stick that anywhere. I'll take care of it. 82 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,121 Wow. 83 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,331 It's really pilin' up. 84 00:04:50,331 --> 00:04:53,918 Don't worry. I have a system. 85 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,128 Really? 86 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,214 Yeah. Every two days, I clean. 87 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,008 Two days. 88 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,302 Yeah. Let the mess accumulate for two days, 89 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,304 and then I clean until it's sparkling, 90 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,432 and then the cycle starts all over again. 91 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:11,436 And why have I never seen the sparkling part? 92 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,106 'Cause by the time you get home from work, the boys have messed everything up again. 93 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:19,110 See, that's what I would call a flaw in the system. 94 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,029 What are you doing? 95 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,614 I think I'm asking you to clean the house. 96 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,908 Really? 'Cause it sounds to me like you're criticizing me. 97 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,910 No! 98 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:30,914 No, nonono. No. 99 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,002 I'm not saying it has to be sparkling. 100 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,005 How many times did I come home to a mess, and I never said a word! 101 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:43,009 Please don't take this the wrong way. I think you are doing a terrific job. 102 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,638 But let's be clear: When you came home, it was just - 103 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,014 cluttered. 104 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,434 I mean, come on. This is - 105 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:55,438 more than that. 106 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:04,906 Look at him. Just chatting away. So inconsiderate. 107 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:08,118 Phyllis, we've only been waiting here for 2 minutes. 108 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:11,413 Told you when we left the house that I needed to eat. 109 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,331 I have low blood sugar. 110 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,833 You wanna see me keel over? 111 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,126 No. 112 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:20,130 In theory. 113 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,218 By the way, Mrs van de Kamp - 114 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,512 I heard about your husband's passing. 115 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,014 I'm so sorry. 116 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,808 Dr van de Kamp was one of my favorite customers. Truly. 117 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,601 That's very sweet of you, thank you. 118 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:36,104 I'm not just being polite, Mrs van de Kamp. 119 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,606 How are you feeling? 120 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:39,733 Well, Mr Pashmutt - 121 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:43,737 We are holding up as best we can under the circumstances. 122 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,325 I'm sorry, this is Rex's mother, Phyllis. 123 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,036 I'm so sorry about your son. 124 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,203 Thank you. 125 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,540 You know, the hardest thing is to lose a child. 126 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,125 I can't even imagine. 127 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,127 Come on, Phyllis, let's get you something to eat. 128 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:03,131 We had no warning. I was doing dishes when I got the call. 129 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:05,508 Really? 130 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:09,512 Phyllis, there are people waiting, so - 131 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,640 Excuse me, I'm so sorry, but - 132 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,226 My son just passed away. 133 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:17,020 Oh, I'm so sorry! 134 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:20,815 Thank you. I was telling Mr Pashmutt here - 135 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:24,819 My life is - is over! 136 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,616 My life is over! 137 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:33,328 This is ridiculous, you know that? 138 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,412 Pen. 139 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:37,916 Don't you think I have better things to do than to bring you your checks every day? 140 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,502 Checks that I could be signing at home. 141 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,712 This one's dry. 142 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:46,341 You know, taking away my access to our account, that's just vindictive. 143 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:47,717 Thank you. 144 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,428 You know how long it takes me to schlepp out here to this hellhole? 145 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,640 Exactly. It's the only way I can guarantee you come and visit me. 146 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,516 That's ridiculous. 147 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,811 You're my husband, I love you. Obviously I would come visit. 148 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,106 I thought it was obvious that when you loved someone, you wouldn't have an affair. 149 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,400 I was wrong, wasn't I? 150 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,403 I'm geting really tired of this song, Carlos. 151 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,113 Isn't it about time you forgave me? 152 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,407 You want my forgiveness, you got it. 153 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,117 My trust - 154 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:13,326 that you gonna have to earn. 155 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,619 Be careful, Carlos. 156 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,914 Up until now, I've been really lonely in that big bed of ours. 157 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,001 But when you're rude to me, it makes me wanna be not so lonely. 158 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,838 Comments like that are exactly why you'll never again have access to my money. 159 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,506 Why are all rich men jerks? 160 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,510 Same reason all beautiful women are bitches. 161 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,223 So, same time tomorrow? 162 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:39,227 Sure, baby. 163 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,900 What do you mean, you know? - I mean, I know. 164 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,902 What are you saying? That your father actually told you 165 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:50,822 he was gonna be having a one night stand with Edie Britt? 166 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:52,615 Uh Mom, this wasn't a one night stand. 167 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,201 He's been going out with Mrs Britt for a few months now. 168 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:56,536 What? 169 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,329 How could you not tell me that? 170 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:01,916 We share everything, that's what we're known for! That's our thing! 171 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,835 Because I knew you'd wig out! 172 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:07,130 Besides, haven't you always told me to respect people's privacy? 173 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,717 I'd never apply that concept to your father's sex life, and you know it. 174 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,302 Are you done? - No! 175 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:15,805 I have not even begun ripping into Edie Britt yet! 176 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,725 Och, that peroxide vulture! 177 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,102 I just know, as sure as I am standing here, 178 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:24,522 that she went after your father just to tick me off. 179 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,900 Wrong again. - What? 180 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,110 He asked her out. - You lie. 181 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,738 It's true. He called her for a date 6 months ago. 182 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,741 The day after my birthday party. 183 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,618 The one at the piano bar? 184 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,329 Yeah. 185 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:40,705 What is it? 186 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:44,709 Oh, uh - your father just came over that day and - told me some stuff. 187 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,508 Some stuff that I haven't - that I can't tell you. 188 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,803 Wait. Whatever happened to you, we share everything. 189 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:58,640 Ain't that "our thing"? "What we're known for"? 190 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,310 Uhm - actually, I think what we're known for is sharing clothes. 191 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:06,314 Yeah. I think that's our thing. 192 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,835 Why does he keep doing that? 193 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,337 He knows it's annoying. 194 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,715 He's just trying to get to us. 195 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:35,719 That one is working. 196 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,309 Knock it off down there, do you hear what I'm saying? 197 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:47,313 Matthew. Matthew! 198 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:52,819 Sit down! 199 00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:01,619 You know we don't talk to him. That's part of his punishment. 200 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:07,709 How can you just sit here, hour after hour, and listen to that? 201 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,631 Well, that's part of mine. 202 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,309 Carlos, what is this big emergency? 203 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:28,313 I had to cancel my hair appointment with Eduardo today. 204 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,525 What is it? 205 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,611 I'm completely freaked out. 206 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,530 Why? 207 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,909 There's this guy, his name's Ritchie, 208 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,536 and he's been saying some stuff to me, 209 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,622 and I'm gone worried. 210 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,916 Honey, you and your macho pride. 211 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:51,211 Just tell him you're flattered, but you don't swing that way. 212 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,714 He's not hitting on me, you idiot, he's threatening me! 213 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,217 Really? How? 214 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,137 He said he's gonna beat me up unless I come up with some money. 215 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,639 How much money? 216 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,515 $7,000. 217 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,808 $7,000? 218 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,518 Keep your voice down! 219 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,728 Why would he think you have that kind of money? 220 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,940 Because yesterday, in a visiting room filled with criminals, 221 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,609 my wife referred to me as "a rich man". 222 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,737 Oh, really? Sorry. 223 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,531 That's why I needed you to bring the checkbook. 224 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:23,201 He's actually willing to take a check? 225 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:27,205 No! You're gonna take the money to his girlfriend, and if she doesn't get it by tomorrow, 226 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,833 I'm screwed. 227 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,626 Honey, I think this is a mistake. 228 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:35,630 If we give in to extorsion, the guy's just gonna keep coming back for more money. 229 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,215 What choice do I have? 230 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,800 You're a strong guy. 231 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,512 You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for God's sakes. 232 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:46,516 Yeah, it was for golf! 233 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:50,603 Oh. 234 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:56,609 You have all my pants. 235 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,113 Yeah, I know. Come on in. 236 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:04,117 I thought when I took my stuff back to my house I got everything, but - 237 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,705 That's fine. They're in the garage. 238 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:15,128 So how've you been doing? - Good, um - 239 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:19,716 Good. 240 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,301 I have a question for you. 241 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,427 Sure, what is it? 242 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,636 Where are we now? 243 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,637 Where are we? 244 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,305 Yeah. 245 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:29,309 We're not moving in together, and we're not broken up, so - 246 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,731 where are we? 247 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,526 I don't know. 248 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:42,530 Since the guy who held me hostage turned out to be your son, 249 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:46,826 logic dictates that I should move on... 250 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,703 Problem is - 251 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,831 I'm crazy about you. 252 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,333 So... 253 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,836 So I'm thinking we should keep it casual. 254 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,506 Casual. 255 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:03,510 What the hell does that mean, exactly, casual? 256 00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:07,430 Uh, well - 257 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:11,434 I don't think there is anything wrong with us seeing a movie once in a while. 258 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:16,231 Movie? OK. Is that it? 259 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,527 Jogging? 260 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,406 There's no law against jogging. 261 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,616 Anything else? 262 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:27,826 Shopping. 263 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,829 That's casual. That's fun. 264 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,539 Anything else we can do? 265 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,501 Anything at all? 266 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:41,339 Mmmm, brunch. Brunch would be nice. 267 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:51,307 Sounds good to me. 268 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:01,735 Oh, I can do this. Take it one day at a time. 269 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,905 Yes. Oh, oh, OK. 270 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:12,203 Thanks so much for calling. 271 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,706 Who's that? 272 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,710 Oh, someone named Alan Henley. 273 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,129 My electrician? 274 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,423 How are you on the phone sobbing to my electrician? 275 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,926 Oh, he called to offer you his condolences. 276 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,928 Then why didn't you put me on? 277 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,932 Oh, well, we got to talking, and then he had to go. 278 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:37,020 He had some very beautiful things to say about Rex. 279 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:43,109 For God's sakes, Phyllis. Don't you ever worry about dehydration? 280 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,029 Are you saying that I am too emotional? 281 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:49,240 I am saying that even Italians take a break now and again. 282 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,118 My son is dead! 283 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,536 I'm grieving! 284 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,205 So am I. 285 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:58,416 But no one would never know it with your insistent caterwauling! 286 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,834 Bree! 287 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,504 People want to know how I'm doing, but the minute they ask you, 288 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:06,508 you jump into the spotlight and they forget all about me! 289 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:11,721 I need consoling too, Phyllis. Have you ever thought of that? 290 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,517 I'm sorry. 291 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:18,019 It won't happen again. - Thank you. 292 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:21,940 Of course, if you didn't constantly suppress your emotions, 293 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:25,235 people wouldn't forget to console you. 294 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,528 Excuse me? 295 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,823 It's true. You're stolid to the point of being cold. 296 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,200 I am not cold. I just - 297 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,703 I don't like public displays of emotion. 298 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:38,707 That's fine. But people wonder why they haven't seen you cry. 299 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,338 Some people actually wonder if you truly mourn Rex. 300 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,801 People have said that? 301 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:53,805 A few, yes. 302 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:07,902 Excuse me, I'm looking for Rita Rivera? 303 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,826 Hi, are you Rita? 304 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,619 Yeah, who are you? 305 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,622 I'm Gabrielle Solís. 306 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:23,626 Our husbands are roommates at the prison. 307 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,712 Ritchie and I aren't married. 308 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,214 Oh, I see. Well, 309 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:32,135 your boyfriend asked my husband to give this to you. 310 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:36,139 It's a - a sort of favor. 311 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,600 It's all there. $7,000. 312 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,604 Son of a bitch! 313 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:51,029 Oh, don't even think about it. 314 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,909 Um - hello! Is there a problem? 315 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,623 I want to ask you a question. - OK. 316 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,208 This might seem kinda weird. 317 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,627 What do you think of my breasts? 318 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,211 Excuse me? 319 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:09,506 How do they look to you? 320 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,716 They're - they're nice. 321 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,720 Thank you. I like them too. 322 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,434 You're right, that was weird. 323 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,437 You have no idea what this money is for, do you? 324 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,400 No. You seem to have - everything you need... 325 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,736 Ritchie wants me to get a boob job. 326 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,822 He wants 'em bigger. 327 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,826 He's obsessed with huge breasts. 328 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,207 So are you gonna do it? 329 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,917 I told him if he came up with cash I would. 330 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:49,921 I just never thought the moron would actually come up with it. 331 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,634 Not that it's any of my business, but - 332 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,927 it's your body. 333 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,930 I wouldn't change anything unless I really wanted to. 334 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,724 If I don't do it, he'll leave me. 335 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:04,227 Honey, he's in jail. How far is he gonna go? 336 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,521 Maybe it's time you stood up for yourself. 337 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:09,733 Tell him you don't need the surgery. 338 00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:11,526 It's worth a shot. 339 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,902 There you go. 340 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,906 I'm so proud of you. 341 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,829 When Lynette went back to work, 342 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,833 she was aware her new job would be demanding. 343 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:30,837 What she hadn't anticipated 344 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,924 was the nightshift. 345 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,017 Hey, how are you. 346 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,436 Thought I heard you coming about an hour ago? 347 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:50,231 I did. I had to load the dishwasher. 348 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,108 You didn't have to do that. 349 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,236 Yeah, I sort of did. 350 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,031 I'm sorry. I've just fallen behind with my housework. 351 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,701 I just had so many errands to run today. 352 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,121 I'll make up for it tomorrow, OK? I promise. 353 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,917 That's the beauty of my system. It's flexible. 354 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,921 You know, for the sake of our marriage, please don't mention the system again. 355 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,506 I said I'm sorry. 356 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,715 What in the world -? 357 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,510 Don't touch it. Penny had a little - 358 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,220 um, spitty up here on the sheet. 359 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,304 And you didn't change them? 360 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,931 The towel's very clean. 361 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,140 That's disgusting. 362 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,018 No, it's just a little milk spit-up on the sheet. 363 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,437 Please, I made a judgment call. Please respect that. 364 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,731 No, I can't respect that, and do you know why? 365 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,316 It's stupid. 366 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,026 I'm gonna get new sheets. 367 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:38,613 We're not changing the sheets. 368 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:39,739 Why are you yelling at me? 369 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,325 I'm not yelling at you, and this is not about spit-up. 370 00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:42,909 Of course it is. 371 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,703 No it isn't. It's about control. 372 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:48,039 And as you and I both know, you have some issues in this area. 373 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,209 Why are you fighting so hard to sleep on baby vomit? 374 00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,503 I'm fighting for a principle. 375 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,631 Being too lazy to change the sheets is not a principle. 376 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,508 You know what? You're not gonna win this one. 377 00:20:58,508 --> 00:21:02,512 So you better just crawl back into bed. Let's go to sleep. 378 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:17,819 No! Come on! 379 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,533 No, you come on! Just get off! 380 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:27,537 Mine! Mine! Mine! 381 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,933 Normally, Lynette would have spent a sleepless night telling herself she didn't have control issues. 382 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,026 But she couldn't. 383 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:02,030 She was too busy figuring out how to bend Tom to her will. 384 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,915 Hello? 385 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:15,919 Hi! 386 00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:21,633 Welcome to the promised land. 387 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:25,637 Go on! There. 388 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:29,933 Good job! 389 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:40,318 Uh, Betty? Betty! 390 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:43,905 Betty, can I ask you a question? 391 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,615 Of course. 392 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:47,826 It's Susan, right? - Yes, hi. 393 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:51,329 I was just wondering, are you having some remodeling done on your house or something? 394 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:55,333 No. Why? 395 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:59,421 Well - I work at home, so I'm home a lot, 396 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,008 and I just keep hearing these noises lately. 397 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:06,011 It's hard to concentrate. 398 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,013 Well, I haven't noticed anything. 399 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,306 Really? 400 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,600 It sounds like it's coming from your house. 401 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,811 It's like a clanging, clanging - 402 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:18,815 There, that was it! Did you hear it? 403 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:21,234 Oh. Yes. 404 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:24,904 Matthew is very handy. He's always doing part jobs around the house. 405 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,407 I guess I just don't notice the noise anymore. 406 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:31,202 Even at 2 o'clock in the morning? Cause that's kinda hard to miss. 407 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,329 I'm so sorry. 408 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,623 Matthew is something of an insomniac, Susan. 409 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:39,627 But I will talk to him, and we'll put a stop to it. 410 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,713 Good afternoon, Mrs Meyer. 411 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:45,717 Hi, Matthew. 412 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:51,806 Well, it was nice chatting with you, Susan. 413 00:23:56,311 --> 00:24:00,231 This is my 3rd phone call, Mr Flannery, and if someone doesn't call me back soon, 414 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:04,027 I'm going to be irritated. 415 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:05,737 Is everything all right? 416 00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:09,741 That darned insurance company is dragging its heels on paying Rex's policy, and I don't understand why. 417 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,911 Well, he died unexpectedly. 418 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:16,915 And that brings up a lot of questions. 419 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,002 It's probably easier when people are just diseased. 420 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,132 Probably. 421 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,927 Hi. Hi. - Hi, Lynette. 422 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:30,011 I'm sorry. Am I interrupting? 423 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,304 No, not at all. 424 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:35,308 I saw you walk in, and I've been meaning to call since the service, but work's been so crazy, so - 425 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,020 How are you doing? 426 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:43,024 Uhm, I'm all right. 427 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:49,614 Well, you look amazing. - Do I? 428 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:53,618 Absolutely. 429 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:58,915 Well, I can't imagine what you're going through. 430 00:25:02,419 --> 00:25:05,130 Phyllis? 431 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,007 You're going to have to stop that. 432 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,300 I can't help it. 433 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:13,304 When people talk about Rex, I-I just get emotional. 434 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,309 Well, I'm very sorry for your loss too, Phyllis. 435 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,021 He was my firstborn. 436 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:25,025 I don't know what I will do without him. 437 00:25:25,025 --> 00:25:29,029 Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh! Oh! 438 00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,117 Is she gonna be OK? 439 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,703 Um - yeah! Sure! 440 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:40,707 Hold on a second. 441 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:52,218 Here we go. Feel better? 442 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,929 Lynette, you were saying? 443 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:55,930 I forgot. 444 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:59,934 That's all right. It was really sweet of you to stop by. 445 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:04,314 OK. 446 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:10,612 So, are we ready to order or do you need a little more time? 447 00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:18,036 I've been in the insurance industry for 15 years. I've never recieved a phone call like this. 448 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,707 I'm having second thoughts about Rex's death. 449 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:26,711 I've known Rex and Bree for nearly 20 years, 450 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:31,007 and I've never had any reason to suspect they were anything but a happy, loving couple. 451 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:37,013 But just why this seems so strange? 452 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,727 I found it in Rex's room after he called in. 453 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:46,731 "I forgive you". 454 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,636 George! What are you doing here? 455 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,431 I'm here to kidnap you. 456 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:20,306 What? 457 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,225 Get your purse. 458 00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:25,020 I'm gonna take you balling. 459 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:28,023 I-I don't know how to ball. 460 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:32,027 Or to the movies, or for a frozen yoghurt. Whatever you want. 461 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:35,822 Thank you, but I just couldn't. 462 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,907 Bree. I'm sure you haven't gone anywhere in weeks. 463 00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,618 You gotta get out, do things. It'll help, trust me. 464 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:44,622 I do. I'm just not ready yet. 465 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:47,709 But it was very sweet of you to think of me. 466 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,837 Uh, you know. I tried. 467 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,841 And I appreciate that. 468 00:27:57,302 --> 00:28:01,306 It's all right. Let it out. 469 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,823 You want me to die in here, don't you? 470 00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:20,533 Carlos, what happened? 471 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:21,618 What do you mean, what happened? 472 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:24,037 You talked Rita out of taking the money. 473 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,622 Is that what Ritchie said? 474 00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:28,500 Yeah, the subject came up in between kidney punches. 475 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,502 Well, it's not my fault. She didn't want the money. 476 00:28:30,502 --> 00:28:32,420 Why wouldn't she want $7,000? 477 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,839 Because it's for a boob job. 478 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:38,009 So? - So, her boobs are fine. 479 00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:41,012 And honestly, what he's doing to her self-esteem is just cruel. 480 00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:42,305 I feel sorry for her. 481 00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:46,101 Please. You don't care about her self-esteem any more than I do! 482 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,019 You just didn't want to give up all that money! 483 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:51,731 Well, I do think it's silly to give someone $7,000 if they don't want it. 484 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,525 Listen to me. 485 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,527 You're gonna go back there. 486 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:59,114 You're gonna put that money in Rita's hands, and you're gonna convince her 487 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:02,909 that life is not worth living unless she has jugs the size of Texas, 488 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:06,913 do I make myself clear? 489 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:11,001 I just realized Rita and I have a lot in common. 490 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:13,920 Please don't tell me you have low self-esteem. 491 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,924 Cause if I laugh now, I'm gonna crack the one good rib that I have left. 492 00:29:18,341 --> 00:29:19,718 We're both controlled by our husbands, 493 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,220 which is idiotic because they're both behind bars. 494 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:23,430 We should have all he power. 495 00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:26,725 I'm not trying to control you! I just don't want to end up in the morgue. 496 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,018 This isn't about that. 497 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:32,022 Gabrielle, the morphine's wearing off. I really don't have time for this. 498 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:33,606 Me either, Carlos. 499 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:37,610 And if you expect me to go back and sweet-talk her into getting the operation - 500 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:39,738 I can't show up empty-handed. 501 00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:43,700 Fine. Bring me the checkbook, I'll make out a check for some cash. 502 00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:48,913 See, I was thinking I'd be writing the checks. 503 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:52,834 Gabrielle - 504 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:56,838 Careful, Carlos. You're not in a position to argue. 505 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:06,014 Yoohoo! Susan! 506 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:08,224 Hey, Edie. 507 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:12,020 So, whee! How much do you hate me? 508 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:12,812 What? 509 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,940 Oh, Karl said that you know all about our dirty little secret. 510 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,400 Yess. Yes I do. 511 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,818 Well, I feel awful. 512 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:22,238 I should've told you that I was doing your ex. 513 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,324 It would've been the classy thing to do. 514 00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,826 Well, etiquette is a lost art for a lot of people. 515 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:30,830 You've got to believe me, I never ever thought anything would happen with us. 516 00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:35,502 But on our first date, Karl took me to a Mexican restaurant. 517 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,504 You know what I get like when I drink tequila. 518 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:40,340 Couple of shooters, and my bra unhooks itself. 519 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,634 Circumstances beyond your control, I get it. 520 00:30:42,634 --> 00:30:45,220 So, if you'll excuse me. 521 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,931 Hey! 522 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,308 I am offering you an opportunity here! 523 00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:53,728 Go ahead. Vent. Let me have it. 524 00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:55,230 Come on, tell me what a bitch I am. 525 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:58,525 Yeah, for snacking on your leftovers, I deserve a... Come on, bring it on! 526 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:01,111 Honestly, Edie, I don't mind. 527 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:05,115 You can skate off into the sunset with Karl. Be my guest. 528 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:08,326 That's good to know. 529 00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:12,122 I probably shouldn't tell you this, but - 530 00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:15,333 we were in my jacuzzi last night - 531 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:19,337 uhhhh! Karl said it was the best sex he's ever had. 532 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:24,009 Bar none. 533 00:31:24,509 --> 00:31:27,220 Actually, I'm glad that you shared that, because 534 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,930 here's a tidbit for you: 535 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:32,934 Karl said he's still in love with me. 536 00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:05,800 Edie, what are you doing? 537 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,510 You are a lying liar. 538 00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,512 We're in the middle of the street. Would you get out of here? 539 00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:11,014 Karl never said that! 540 00:32:11,014 --> 00:32:14,517 Karl asked me to get back together the day after Julie's birthday. 541 00:32:14,517 --> 00:32:16,936 I said no, which I'm guessing is the reason for 542 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,731 the now legendary tequila bra-popping incident. 543 00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:21,232 Please let go. - Oh no. 544 00:32:21,232 --> 00:32:22,525 We're not finished here. 545 00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:24,319 Yes we are. I'm gonna go. 546 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:25,737 You don't have the guts! 547 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:29,741 In 5 seconds, I'm gonna punch it! - Yeah? I'll kill your car! 548 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:32,118 Not if you're sucking my exhaust, you won't! 549 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:33,828 Take back what you said! - No I won't! 550 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:36,206 Admit it you'd do anything to destroy my happiness! 551 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:37,707 Edie, for God's sake. 552 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,627 Why would I care if you went out with a man I despise? 553 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:42,420 Cause you and Mike are finished. 554 00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:44,631 Yup. Word's out. 555 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:48,635 And now that you can't be happy, you don't want anyone else to be. Period. 556 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:57,227 Edie, come back here! We're not finished yet! 557 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:09,906 It was an accident, Karl. Edie knows it was an accident, right? 558 00:33:09,906 --> 00:33:11,908 She knows you could have killed her. 559 00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:14,202 As it is, she's got a shattered tibia. 560 00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:17,539 Oh my God. I'm so sorry. 561 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,416 I sent roses. Did she get the roses? 562 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:22,210 Yep. She cut herself on the thorns. 563 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:26,131 Oh my God. 564 00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:29,300 Why did you tell Edie about our little conversation? 565 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:33,304 She was gloating about sleeping with you, and I just wanted to shut her up. 566 00:33:34,431 --> 00:33:38,101 Oh. So you were jealous? 567 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:41,730 No! No. 568 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:43,106 We were married. 569 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:47,110 And she's trying to make that tawdry little affair you guys have going on par with that. 570 00:33:47,318 --> 00:33:51,239 I got mad. 571 00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:55,201 Susan, you remember the morning you saw me with Edie's paper? 572 00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:01,124 Well, the night before I had asked her if she'd like to live together. 573 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:05,420 And she said yes. 574 00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:09,924 Susan? 575 00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:13,928 Just give me a moment. I'm asking God to kill me. 576 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:20,435 Look. She's fun, she goes with the flow. 577 00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:24,814 At this time in my life, I need that. 578 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:29,027 Are you in love with her? 579 00:34:29,027 --> 00:34:33,031 Would you care if I were? 580 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,703 I want you to be happy. I even sort of want Edie to be happy, but - 581 00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:40,830 But what? 582 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:44,000 I want to be happy first. 583 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,420 Mike and I were supposed to move in together. 584 00:34:47,420 --> 00:34:51,424 This was supposed to be my time. 585 00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:54,719 I heard you and the plumber were having problems. 586 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,306 Is it over? 587 00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:02,310 I don't know. 588 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:08,024 It's really complicated. 589 00:35:08,024 --> 00:35:12,028 You never answered my question: Are you in love with her? 590 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:18,201 I don't know. 591 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:20,829 But I can promise you this much: 592 00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:24,833 I've never loved another woman the way I loved you. 593 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:27,002 You walked out on me. 594 00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:30,213 Yeah. But look how far I got. 595 00:35:30,213 --> 00:35:34,217 I'm just up the street. 596 00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:51,317 Mommy, Mommy, thank God you're home! 597 00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:53,028 Hey sweetie! 598 00:35:53,028 --> 00:35:55,405 Why? What's wrong? 599 00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:57,907 Daddy caught a rat. 600 00:35:57,907 --> 00:36:01,911 Wow. Did he, now? 601 00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:07,125 Honey? 602 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,505 I'm home! 603 00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:14,215 Hey, babe. - Hey! 604 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,925 Hi. How was your day? 605 00:36:15,925 --> 00:36:17,302 It was good. 606 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:21,306 But more importantly, how was yours? 607 00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:23,433 Parker told you about the rat, huh? 608 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,517 Yyyup. 609 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:27,812 My God, it was so disgusting. 610 00:36:27,812 --> 00:36:29,105 I can't understand. 611 00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:33,109 There it was sitting on the counter, eating a leftover grilled cheese sandwich. 612 00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:36,905 The sandwiches from yesterday? 613 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,531 OK, yes, the house has been too messy. 614 00:36:38,531 --> 00:36:41,117 Obviously, my system has some kinks in it. 615 00:36:41,117 --> 00:36:44,537 But check it out, I got my act together. - Wow! 616 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:47,540 So I take it you took the rat outside? 617 00:36:47,540 --> 00:36:48,208 Oh no. 618 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:51,336 I smashed it with the shovel. 619 00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:53,129 You killed it? 620 00:36:53,129 --> 00:36:57,133 Not at the first blow. 621 00:36:57,717 --> 00:37:01,721 Disgusting. 622 00:37:18,905 --> 00:37:22,909 Hey, little guy. 623 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:27,330 I just wanted to say I'm really sorry about what happened. 624 00:37:28,623 --> 00:37:30,709 With the shovel. 625 00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,837 Neither one of us saw that coming. 626 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:37,841 I know it's not much consolation, but you really helped my marriage. 627 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:43,430 That's a lot for a little rat to accomplish in one lifetime. 628 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:47,726 Well, it's getting late, so - 629 00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:52,022 Hats off to you. 630 00:37:52,814 --> 00:37:56,818 So you'd say the abuse started a few years into your marriage? 631 00:37:58,028 --> 00:38:02,032 It started so slowly I didn't realize what was happening. 632 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:06,911 When he slapped me, that was a little problem. 633 00:38:06,911 --> 00:38:09,205 But he'd always apologize. 634 00:38:09,205 --> 00:38:13,209 Then it got worse, and one day, 8 years ago, 635 00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:17,714 my son spilt soda on our new carpet. 636 00:38:18,131 --> 00:38:20,300 Before I could move to protect him, 637 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,802 Virgil had knocked him on the ground 638 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:25,638 and began kicking him. 639 00:38:25,638 --> 00:38:29,601 I went to protect my baby, but I didn't get there in time. 640 00:38:30,226 --> 00:38:34,022 What happened to your son? 641 00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:36,524 He died. 642 00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:39,527 I came across Monty's baby pictures last weekend, 643 00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:42,822 and that's when the nightmare started again. 644 00:38:42,822 --> 00:38:46,826 The last doctor I saw said that I needed to let go of my guilt and start living again. 645 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,915 Of course, that's easier said than done. 646 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:55,919 And I am getting so tired. 647 00:38:58,421 --> 00:39:02,133 I want you to start on Nitrozepam. 648 00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:06,137 That should do the trick. - Thank you. 649 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:09,808 I certainly hope your husband was punished for what he did. 650 00:39:09,808 --> 00:39:13,812 Yeah. He got his retribution. I made sure of that. 651 00:39:31,037 --> 00:39:32,330 Where are you off to? 652 00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:34,207 I'm - I'm going to see Rex's lawyer. 653 00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:38,211 We're going to go over some details involving Rex's will. 654 00:39:41,214 --> 00:39:42,924 Phyllis - 655 00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:46,928 Obviously, I'm just mortified over slapping you. 656 00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:51,224 I've just been in a weird place since Rex's death, but that's no excuse. 657 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:59,524 I'm very, very sorry. 658 00:39:59,524 --> 00:40:01,401 No need to apologize. 659 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:05,405 Your family - all's forgiven. 660 00:40:06,322 --> 00:40:07,824 Really? 661 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:11,536 It's been a difficult time for all of us. 662 00:40:11,536 --> 00:40:13,830 I totally understand. 663 00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:17,834 Now go. Don't want to be late for your meeting about Rex's will. 664 00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,319 Claims, this is Joe Flannery. 665 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:48,323 Hello. Could I speak to someone about the death benefits for Rex van de Kamp, please? 666 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:54,120 This is his mother. 667 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:58,124 Yes. We'd already spoken to his wife several times. We are moving as quickly as we can. 668 00:41:01,002 --> 00:41:05,006 Are you aware that my daughter-in-law has a boyfriend? 669 00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:11,429 I'm listening. 670 00:41:11,429 --> 00:41:13,431 Control. 671 00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:17,435 It's extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it. 672 00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:24,317 Some rely on deception, 673 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:29,239 while others engage in outright trickery. 674 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:34,703 Then there are those who resort to extorsion. 675 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:39,708 Why do we fight so hard for control? 676 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:43,336 Because we know: To lose it 677 00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:47,340 is to put our fate in the hands of others. 678 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:54,014 And what could be more dangerous? 679 00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:00,603 Oh my God! 680 00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:02,731 Someone dug Rex up! 681 00:42:02,731 --> 00:42:03,732 I got this - thing... 682 00:42:03,732 --> 00:42:06,735 This is not about your kids again, is it? 683 00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:07,527 But we broke up! 684 00:42:07,527 --> 00:42:08,903 Yeah, like 5 minutes ago! 685 00:42:08,903 --> 00:42:10,238 Edie is not family. 686 00:42:10,238 --> 00:42:11,239 One day she could be. 687 00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:15,201 Don't even joke like that.