1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:02,210 previously on... 2 00:00:02,390 --> 00:00:04,200 you're awfully brave buying place site unseen. 3 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,470 We could tell from the advertisement it was just what 4 00:00:05,510 --> 00:00:07,850 we were looking for. Sometimes... 5 00:00:07,870 --> 00:00:09,870 who ever said you were the father? 6 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:12,650 Didn't you think it was strange that you have the only lawn on wisteria lane 7 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:14,540 that needed to be mowed three times a week? 8 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:16,720 I am going to kill you! 9 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:18,350 The truth about our loved ones... 10 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,360 you asked peterson's wife to make sure he wouldn't promote me 11 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:22,500 so I quit. I'm gonna be a stay-at-home dad. 12 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:24,500 We should... talk about this. 13 00:00:24,530 --> 00:00:25,530 You're goin' back to work. 14 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:28,150 Can lead you into harm's way. 15 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,480 I think I'm having a heart attack. 16 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:32,630 You are gonna come through this operation just fine. 17 00:00:32,660 --> 00:00:33,630 Hello? 18 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:36,510 Rex passed away about ten minutes ago. 19 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,460 I'm so sorry. 20 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,440 Mr. Delfino took my dad away to kill him. 21 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,110 Now I'm gonna kill mr. Delfino. 22 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:50,200 It was an accepted fact among the residents of Wisteria Lane 23 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:54,180 that Ida Greenberg liked her liquor. 24 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:57,960 People had seen her drunk at sewing bees... 25 00:00:58,630 --> 00:01:01,720 the department of motor vehicles... 26 00:01:02,660 --> 00:01:05,770 and the first methodist church. 27 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,440 Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, 28 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,050 but she couldn't. 29 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,870 Then one night in a moment of despair, 30 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:16,900 she challenged god 31 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:20,620 to quench her never-ending thirst. 32 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:26,390 Luckily for Ida, God was listening. 33 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:55,790 Zach, listen to me. 34 00:01:56,780 --> 00:01:58,340 No! 35 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,150 Not so tough now,are you? 36 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:13,260 Uh! Ow! Oh! Bongo,no! 37 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:16,240 Bongo!Bongo! 38 00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:29,390 It was at that moment it occurred to Ida 39 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:32,600 God may work in mysterious ways, 40 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:36,100 but he isn't particularly subtle. 43 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:25,010 It had been a year since my death, 44 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,730 and a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. 45 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:33,630 children had learned new games. 46 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:39,440 New neighbors had moved in. 47 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,390 Old houses had been rebuilt... 48 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:44,620 I told you guys twice. 49 00:03:44,670 --> 00:03:46,050 Okay, Craig,what's goin' on? 50 00:03:46,090 --> 00:03:49,070 And fresh tragedies had occurred. 51 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:51,380 In one house, 52 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:55,970 a widow was getting ready to tell her friends of her husband's passing. 53 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:58,280 But until the time was right, 54 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,380 she would wait. 55 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:03,300 And life,as it tends to do, 56 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:05,370 would go on. 57 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:08,470 I look like hell. I need a hairbrush. 58 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,710 Yeah, um, that's not gonna help. 59 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,650 Susan, 60 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:17,700 officer Romslove is here for your statement. 61 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:19,300 Zach young do that? 62 00:04:19,330 --> 00:04:22,680 No. She fell. Bit her lip. It was an accident. 63 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:23,930 Okay. 64 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,260 So,uh,walk me through what happened. 65 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,700 well, I went over to mike's to feed the dog. 66 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:31,550 - I'm sorry? - Feed the dog. 67 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,960 and I turned around, 68 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,350 and there was Zach young-- 69 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,410 and that's Zach with an "h"-- 70 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,170 - pointing a gun at me. - The doctor said keep that in. 71 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,430 You gotta understand, Zach's had a tough time. 72 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:45,310 - He's got emotional issues-- - 'cause he's crazy. 73 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:47,410 Still, I don't think he meant to hurt anybody. 74 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:51,260 Uh,hello! Uh,he was waiting there for you to come home 75 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,700 so he could kill you. 76 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,220 Is that what happened when you got home? 77 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:55,430 The kid took a shot at you? 78 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,940 Actually, Susan fired the gun. 79 00:04:56,990 --> 00:05:00,170 That's because I was wrestling it away from Zach 80 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,770 so that he wouldn't shoot you. 81 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:05,860 Oh,there's blood. 82 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,860 Could we do this later? She's kind of a mess right now. 83 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,770 Yeah, I think I can fill in the rest for you. 84 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,130 I'd appreciate it. 85 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,830 - You feel better, mrs. Mayer. - Thanks. 86 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,530 Ow! That hurts. 87 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,120 - I'm gonna get you more ice. - Okay. 88 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:23,960 No,I'm tellin' you. 89 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:26,680 Susan really flew off the handle when she jumped the kid. 90 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,940 So you're saying this was more of a domestic squabble? 91 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,370 Definitely, yeah. 92 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:32,510 Are we required to press charges? 93 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:34,050 Well,you're not really required, 94 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:38,960 but it's something you should really consider when a handgun is involved. 95 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:03,010 John! 96 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:06,600 - How did you get in here? - I know where you keep the key. 97 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,050 - Mimosa? - No, I'm pregnant, you jackass. 98 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,510 I made yours with seltzer. 99 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,420 Do you have any idea what you've done? 100 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:14,880 That little stunt you pulled yesterday in the courtroom 101 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:18,310 could get carlos sent away for eight years. 102 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:20,950 Yeah,I thought you might be a little mad about that. 103 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:23,040 But once you calm down, 104 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:25,380 you'll see that it's just the two of us. 105 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,520 It's gonna be awesome. 106 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:31,500 you brought luggage? 107 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,140 He's gone. We don't have to sneak around anymore. 108 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:36,520 We can have a real relationship. 109 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:38,320 It's what's best for the three of us. 110 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:42,130 The three of us? How exactly does that benefit Carlos? 111 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:44,730 - I'm talking about my baby. - You don't know it's your baby. 112 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:46,260 I don't even know it's your baby. 113 00:06:46,310 --> 00:06:48,710 And I don't wanna know 'cause it doesn't matter. 114 00:06:51,740 --> 00:06:53,980 so what,you don't love me? 115 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:56,910 Well, up until the point that you told my husband we were having an affair, 116 00:06:56,940 --> 00:06:58,280 I was quite fond of you. 117 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,140 Since then... 118 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,820 not a fan! 119 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,120 Hey. 120 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,250 hey. 121 00:07:10,310 --> 00:07:14,920 Oh,why on earth would you let them finger paint before breakfast? 122 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:19,890 It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call, right? 123 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:22,860 You're right. I'm sorry. 124 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:24,340 Hey, I thought the meeting wasn't until 1. 125 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:27,150 Oh, I have a thousand things to do before that-- 126 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,250 borrow a decent scarf from bree, 127 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,000 buy a lipstick I don't hate-- 128 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:32,730 - mommy, mommy, look! - Aah! No! No! 129 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,340 No, nobody touches mommy, okay? 130 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:36,340 I love you, I love your finger painting, 131 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,970 but if you touch me with those messy hands, 132 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:39,190 I will cut them off. 133 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:41,360 Go on. Off. Good. 134 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:42,830 It's okay. 135 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:45,480 - A little nervous? - Who, me? 136 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,200 I've been out of work for seven years, 137 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:51,070 I'm a woman of a certain age in a business that values youth above all else. 138 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:54,660 - Why should I be nervous? - You are experienced. 139 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:55,940 You are brilliant. 140 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:59,840 You are going to nail this job interview, okay? 141 00:07:59,890 --> 00:08:01,550 Thank you. Uh, no. I can't... 142 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:03,910 you're very... so... 143 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,830 Thank you. Here. 144 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,940 Oh, my cell phone. 145 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:31,490 Lynette, hi, it's Bree. 146 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,860 I do hope I'm not calling too early. 147 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,430 Hmm? 148 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,310 Oh, of course you can borrow that scarf. 149 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,100 I'll press it for you. 150 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:41,410 Um, I have, uh, some news. 151 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,540 Rex died. 152 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:47,960 I thought they were gonna operate. What happened? 153 00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:51,680 Apparently rex's heart just gave out. 154 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,720 Oh, my god. 155 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,230 So when can we see Bree? 156 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:56,620 She said she was gonna call. 157 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,850 She's gotta lot of things to do, 158 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:02,020 planning for the funeral, that sort of thing. 159 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,640 She doesn't look that busy to me. 160 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:12,940 Hi, hi. What are you doing out here? 161 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,170 Oh, I'm just waiting for, uh, Rex's mother. 162 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,820 She's gonna be here any second. 163 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,280 Honey, we are so sorry. 164 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:22,260 Oh, do one of you drink soy milk? 165 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,690 I was cleaning out the fridge this morning, 166 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,480 and Rex is the only one who drinks it. 167 00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:30,200 I just bought it on friday. I'd hate to throw it away. 168 00:09:32,050 --> 00:09:34,360 What a waste. 169 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,150 Oh, sweetie. 170 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:38,940 Honey, you can let it out. 171 00:09:38,990 --> 00:09:41,280 No. No, I can't afford to fall apart right now. 172 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,040 Why? 173 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,210 You're about to find out. 174 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:48,540 Bree! 175 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:50,910 Oh, stop here. This is the house. 176 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:52,280 Is that... 177 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,380 yes, that is Rex's mother. 178 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:04,760 I can't believe it. 179 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:07,350 It's like some hideous nightmare. 180 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,420 My life is over! 181 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,480 My life is over! 182 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:31,300 it appears there's a 7-year gap since your last position. 183 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,290 What, did you take some time off? 184 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:35,350 I was a stay-at-home mom. 185 00:10:35,370 --> 00:10:37,640 I wish it had been time off. 186 00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:40,540 - Boy or girl? - A girl... 187 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,480 - and three boys. - Four kids? 188 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:45,390 Yeah, of course, they won't get in the way of the job 189 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:49,530 because my husband's staying home with them from now on. 190 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,850 I knew I could never do both jobs justice. 191 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:57,160 That's why I choose not to have a family. 192 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,290 I didn't want to be one of those kind of women-- 193 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:02,740 you know, sloughing things off onto coworkers 194 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:06,350 because of a pediatrician appointment or a dance recital. 195 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:10,720 I get really neurotic about putting people out. 196 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,470 With all due respect, Nina, won't be an issue. 197 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,980 I can leave home at home. 198 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:19,500 And it's not gonna break your heart to leave those sad little faces behind? 199 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,540 are you kidding? 200 00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,380 This office is paradise-- 201 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:26,100 grown-ups talking about grown-up things. 202 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,410 No screaming, no vomiting, no boogers under the table. 203 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:32,380 You're gonna have to drag me outta here kicking and screaming-- 204 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:35,620 weekends, holidays, whenever. 205 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,980 All right, Ed wants to make the final decision. 206 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:44,370 So I will bring you back tomorrow at 3 for a follow-up. 207 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,510 Well,that--that sounds great. Thank you-- 208 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,000 Lynette, be early. Show me something. 209 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,570 Okay. 210 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:55,680 No way. Dad did not have a teddy bear. 211 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:57,430 He most certainly did. 212 00:11:57,490 --> 00:11:59,630 Oh, that was Doolittle. 213 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:02,410 Your father never went anywhere without him. 214 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,200 Here's your tea, Phyllis. 215 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:11,030 Oh. 216 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,130 Look, Bree. 217 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,530 This was the tie that Rex wore when he graduated from prep school. 218 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,750 I think he should wear it. 219 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,610 You know, for the funeral? 220 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,140 Phyllis, that's an orange tie. 221 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,510 Well, those were his school colors--green and orange. 222 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:31,700 Well, um, he's being buried in a blue suit. 223 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:36,370 maybe he could be buried in a different suit. 224 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:39,470 I don't think so, but thank you, though. 225 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,290 You, uh, you kept dad's old comic books? 226 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,550 Oh, yes, I kept everything. 227 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,160 Look here. 228 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:53,980 I even kept the dirty magazine that he hid under his mattress. 229 00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:58,250 He didn't think I knew about it, but I did. 230 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,970 well, looks like dad was into big breasts. 231 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,130 Oh, yes. 232 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:06,800 That's why I was surprised when he married your mother. 233 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,490 So you're just not gonna talk to me, is that it? 234 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,390 Fine. 235 00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:25,620 I don't need to talk. 236 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,360 Okay. Yes, I had a little affair. 237 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,870 It wasn't the best thing to do, and I'm not proud of it. 238 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,360 But it's not the worst thing that could have happened. 239 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,590 Nobody died. 240 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,960 Oh, don't be such a martyr, Carlos. 241 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,390 Okay, it takes two people. 242 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,520 How many times did you go off on your little business trips 243 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:48,400 and leave me alone? 244 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,740 See, so technically, you cheated, too. 245 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,790 It's just your mistress was your work. 246 00:13:53,820 --> 00:13:56,150 No, okay. That was a stretch. I'm sorry. 247 00:13:56,200 --> 00:14:00,220 Carlos, wait! Come back. Look, I wanna start over. 248 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,100 We're gonna have a baby. 249 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:04,960 Isn't that what you always wanted? 250 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,520 Carlos, wait! 251 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:08,700 I said I was sorry and I love you! 252 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:11,410 What more do you want?! 253 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:15,250 I want a paternity test. 254 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,700 Mrs. Applewhite, hi. 255 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,550 I am Bree Van de Kamp, 256 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,970 and this is my daughter Danielle. 257 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,340 - Hello. - Hi. 258 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,460 - Hey, I'm Matthew. - This is my son. 259 00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:34,870 Hi. I would have been oversooner to introduce myself, 260 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:38,380 but I'm afraid there's been a death in my family. 261 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,350 My dad. 262 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:41,610 - I'm so sorry. - I lost my dad, too. 263 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,910 I know what you must be going through right now. 264 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,770 Thank you. 265 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,300 Anyway, I'm afraid that my visit has an ulterior motive. 266 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,710 The organist at our churchis on vacation, 267 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,470 and Edie Britt mentioned that you used to be a concert pianist, and-- 268 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,480 I would be honored to play for you. 269 00:14:56,510 --> 00:14:58,430 Why don't I bring some sheet music over later 270 00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,100 and we can plan some selections? 271 00:15:00,140 --> 00:15:04,020 Thank you. That's just a huge weight off my shoulders. 272 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:08,050 - Oh,these are for you. - How sweet. 273 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:12,410 Bree, we widows have to stick together. 274 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:15,350 Bye. 275 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,670 Pretending your father's dead? 276 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,270 Don't you find that a little morbid? 277 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:29,070 Well, I just thought it could help our cover story, okay? 278 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,460 Just, you know, win 'em over. 279 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:35,830 Oh, sweetie. I know you meant well. 280 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:40,400 But in the future, you leave the cleverness to me. 281 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,610 Since when are we protected by dorset security? 282 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,700 Oh, we're not. It's a deterrent in case Zach comes back. 283 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:57,820 I told mike I didn't sleep last night, so he got me this sign. 284 00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,230 That guy is so supportive. 285 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:02,810 You know he's out right now in a ride-along with the police searching for Zach? 286 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,260 - Really? - Yeah. 287 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,190 He's determined to see that kid behind bars. 288 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,150 So tomorrow at school I want you to let everybody know 289 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,360 that we got this new, expensive security system. 290 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:13,300 - Mom, just-- - work it into the conversation. 291 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,100 - You know, put the word out there - I've gotta tell you something. 292 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,130 - Emphasize the motion detectors. - Mom, stop, stop. Listen. 293 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,980 What? What is it? 294 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,540 Yesterday I overheard mike telling that cop 295 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,540 that he didn't wanna press charges against Zach. 296 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,890 He made the whole thing sound like it was your fault. 297 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,790 My fault? 298 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,440 Hi. Uh, I need a paternity test. 299 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,570 Well, we'll just schedule you for an exam. 300 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,890 Oh, no, no. I-I don't need to take a test. 301 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:53,740 I am just trying to reassure my husband of what I know is true in my heart. 302 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,960 So if you could just slip me someone else's test results, 303 00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,300 I could make my own. 304 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,070 I got photoshop for christmas. 305 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,870 Oh, come on. 306 00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:07,680 You look like a fun-loving girl. 307 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:11,910 I am sure you've been in a couple hairy situations of your own. 308 00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,650 Just because I choose to express myself 309 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,280 doesn't mean that I condone adultery. 310 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,850 Sorry. 311 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:39,720 Paternity test results? 312 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:43,370 I know. I'm in the same situation. 313 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,070 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 314 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,850 I just found out the clinic screwed up 315 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,300 and gave me an egg that belonged to some lesbian. 316 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,940 It was supposed to be implanted in her lover, 317 00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,970 and now my husband's freaking out 318 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,770 because he thinks that our baby's gonna be gay! 319 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:03,730 Okay. We're in slightly different situations. 320 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,440 But do you wanna get a cup of coffee and talk about it? 321 00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:09,920 Yeah. That'd be nice. Thanks. 322 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,150 Yeah. Us girls have to stick together. 323 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,130 We shouldn't let that stupid piece of paper ruin our life. 324 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:17,960 Yeah! 325 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,810 Obviously, I've known Rex for years, 326 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,520 but when it comes to writing a eulogy, 327 00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:31,570 I like as much input from the family as possible. 328 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,360 Oh. Well, um, what kind of input? 329 00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,310 Oh, well, he means anecdotes, 330 00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:38,080 little stories. 331 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,840 Isn't that what you mean, reverend? 332 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,760 Well, yes, but, uh, also-- 333 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,680 I thought that you might need some help, 334 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,660 so last night I stayed up all night 335 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,240 and tried to remember funny things 336 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,730 and moments that said so much about Rex as a person. 337 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:58,040 My. How--how many pages do you have there? 338 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,070 15. 339 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:09,980 well, you're hardly going to have to write anything at all, reverend. 340 00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:13,010 Some of those anecdotes are just priceless. 341 00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:17,160 Phyllis, these are all things that happened to Rex before he went to college. 342 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,010 So? 343 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,190 Well, don't you think it'd be nice if reverend devoted 344 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,690 part of the eulogy to his life after he was married? 345 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:24,730 Oh, well, yes, of course. 346 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,780 The reverend will mention that part of his life. 347 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,100 He's going to do more than mention it. 348 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,370 That's the part he'll focus on. 349 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:34,430 In fact, I think three anecdotes from Rex's childhood is more than enough. 350 00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:37,480 Um, that--that seems fair. 351 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,720 Well, whatever you think is appropriate. 352 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:43,340 Fine. 353 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:46,800 I just thought if we were going to focus on a time in Rex's life, 354 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:51,010 that we might as well focus on the happiest time. 355 00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:55,570 let's talk flowers. 356 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,760 Now I know lilies are traditional, 357 00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,480 but I think I can get you a deal on some white roses. 358 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,950 Reverend, if you don't call her on that incredibly insensitive comment, 359 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,140 I'm gonna lose it. 360 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,170 I'm sure she didn't mean it the way it sounded. 361 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,580 - I knew exactly what I was saying. - Ladies-- 362 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,500 the happiest time in Rex's life was not his childhood. 363 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,930 He loved being a husband, and he loved being a father. 364 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:18,700 Well, he may have loved being a father, 365 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,080 but your marriage was a disaster. 366 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:26,230 Phyllis, is there something you'd like to say? 367 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:30,050 You made the last years of Rex's life miserable, 368 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,340 and now he's dead, 369 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:37,030 and he'll never have another chance at happiness. 370 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,780 You are no longer invited to the funeral. 371 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:42,710 What? 372 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,370 - You're not serious. - Oh, yes, I am. 373 00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,300 I am going to hire security, 374 00:20:47,350 --> 00:20:49,120 and those security men are going to have sticks, 375 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,470 and if you so much asset foot in that sanctuary, 376 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:55,010 they will be instructed to beat you with those sticks. 377 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,130 Bree, this is your grief talking-- 378 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,670 reverend, if you don't back me up on this, so help me, 379 00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:00,740 I will pull the funeral out of your church. 380 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,640 - Bree! - I am not kidding. 381 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,840 I will go nondenominational so fast, it will make your head spin. 382 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:22,950 Susan, I heard what happened with Zach. 383 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,070 How are you doing? 384 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,560 - Fine. Is Mike here? - Inside. 385 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,760 Jeez. You must have been terrified. 386 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,530 I mean, he put poor felicia in the hospital. 387 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,720 - Did he pistol-whip you? - No. 388 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,200 Oh, come on. You can tell me. 389 00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:39,070 - Did he slap you around? - No. 390 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:41,510 Well, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled that you're okay. 391 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,980 It's just that when someone holds someone else hostage, 392 00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:47,370 they usually rough 'em up a little. 393 00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:50,900 It wasn't like that. 394 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,740 - Not even a little kicking? - Edie... 395 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,510 someone to see you. 396 00:21:59,710 --> 00:22:00,950 - Well, hey, how's it goin'? - Good. 397 00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,070 So there's a rumor going around 398 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,740 that you don't wanna press charges against Zach. 399 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,790 Is that true? 400 00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:09,120 Yeah. 401 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:14,930 Wow. Um... I find that...confusing. 402 00:22:14,970 --> 00:22:16,640 Look, if we make a big deal out of this, 403 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,450 he could end up going to prison. 404 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:22,100 He held a gun to my face, so I'm thinking, "good." 405 00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:24,880 I've been to prison. He couldn't handle it. 406 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,210 - Who cares? - I care. 407 00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:28,910 Well, you should care more about me. 408 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,210 I'm your girlfriend. We're moving in together. 409 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,060 He's just a neighbor. You don't even know Zach. 410 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,220 I know enough about him to know that deep down, he's a good kid. 411 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,540 Mike, he wanted to kill you. 412 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,070 But he didn't. 413 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:41,290 You never asked me why Zach wanted to shoot you. 414 00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:43,990 - Aren't you curious? - Does it matter? 415 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,530 Zach said you kidnapped his father so you could kill him. 416 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,090 I didn't kill paul young. 417 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:54,060 I didn't think you did. Now tell me why Zach does. 418 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:04,700 I found some evidence that suggested that Paul murdered Deirdre. 419 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,940 16 years ago Deirdre had a baby, 420 00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:09,340 and Paul and Mary Alice young kidnapped him 421 00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:10,810 and raised him as their own. 422 00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:14,540 Deirdre tracked him down here to Wisteria Lane and demanded her baby back. 423 00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,010 So Paul killed her? 424 00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:20,200 Actually, it was Mary Alice. 425 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,270 Oh, my god. 426 00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:25,060 Mike? 427 00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:27,070 I answered your phone. 428 00:23:27,130 --> 00:23:29,240 It's the police. 429 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:31,500 Yeah. Delfino. 430 00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:34,240 You did? 431 00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:37,290 Okay, I can be there in 20 minutes. 432 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:42,560 Zach's dead. 433 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,820 They want me to come identify the body. 434 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,640 Thanks for coming down. 435 00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:05,210 Since the kid's father is missing, 436 00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:07,780 we didn't know who else to call. 437 00:24:08,590 --> 00:24:12,460 So... you folks ready? 438 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,930 that's not Zach. 439 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,440 You're sure? 440 00:24:30,490 --> 00:24:32,010 He had a gun in my face for six hours. 441 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,420 I know what he looks like. 442 00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:55,030 - Can you give us a minute? - Sure. 443 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:09,890 - Zach is your son, isn't he? - Yeah. 444 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:12,570 I'm pretty sure. 445 00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:15,590 How long have you known? 446 00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:18,560 Paul Young told me. 447 00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:22,340 Deirdre got pregnant before I went to jail 448 00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:27,180 and, um, told me she had an abortion. 449 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,870 Guess she lied. 450 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,740 I see. 451 00:25:34,670 --> 00:25:37,710 When I took Paul out to the desert, 452 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,210 and I was so angry, I just wanted to hurt him... 453 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,080 the way they hurt Deirdre. 454 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,890 But then when he told me 455 00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:50,660 that he and Mary Alice had taken care of Deirdre's baby-- 456 00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:53,510 my baby... 457 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:57,420 that rage just went away. 458 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,890 Kept me from doing something really stupid. 459 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,350 I'm gonna take a cab home, okay? 460 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,150 Mom, grandma's leaving, all right? You have to talk to her. 461 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:28,470 No, I don't. If you heard the things that she said to me-- 462 00:26:28,510 --> 00:26:31,040 look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, okay? 463 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,200 But she's family, so that makes her our bitch. 464 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,450 Let her say good-bye to dad. 465 00:26:37,490 --> 00:26:40,200 She went out of her way to be cruel to me. 466 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,520 I don't want her at the funeral. 467 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,270 Mom, if you don't let grandma come, I will never forgive you. 468 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:48,010 Did I ask for your help? 469 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,990 You know dad would want her there. 470 00:27:04,430 --> 00:27:07,550 It's true Rex and I did not have the perfect marriage, 471 00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:11,460 but for 18 years I tried my very best, 472 00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:14,870 and for that I am entitled to your respect. 473 00:27:16,710 --> 00:27:19,030 Of course you are. 474 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:21,900 Of course I respect you. 475 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:26,030 Well, then why did you say those things to me? 476 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,960 I guess I thought it would be easier to be angry at you 477 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,230 than to be angry with Rex. 478 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,870 I mean, what was he thinking, 479 00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:38,410 leaving me? 480 00:27:42,990 --> 00:27:46,410 I do want you to come to the funeral. 481 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,310 you don't know what that means to me, Bree. 482 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,360 Thank you. 483 00:27:57,220 --> 00:28:00,180 Someone should get my luggage. 484 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,950 Okay, let's get outta here.Tom? 485 00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:08,940 - Yeah? - Mom. 486 00:28:10,550 --> 00:28:12,090 What's the matter? 487 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:16,210 My back--I threw it out. I was holding parker upside down. 488 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,270 Okay. Come on.Give me your feet. 489 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,470 how's that? Is that better? 490 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,640 honey, can you push the interview? 491 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:27,820 Because I don't think I'm gonna be able 492 00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,290 to take care of penny like this. 493 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:29,980 Don't do this to me. 494 00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:31,420 I don't have time to make a phone call, 495 00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:33,610 and I promised that woman I would not let the kids 496 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,290 interfere with this job. 497 00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:37,880 But that was a stupid promise. 498 00:28:38,270 --> 00:28:41,350 Remember that time when you were away in Tucson, and I had a 104 fever, 499 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:44,430 but I still managed to take the kids trick-or-treating? 500 00:28:45,130 --> 00:28:46,250 honey... 501 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:48,150 I don't think that's helping. 502 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,980 Tom, being a mom is like being an E.R. Doctor. 503 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:56,870 There are no days off, so get up! Get up! 504 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,920 Okay. 505 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,150 Jeez, are you crying? 506 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:05,310 Just a little. 507 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,360 I'll be fine. You just... go. Just go. 508 00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:14,670 oh, for God sakes. 509 00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:18,840 Give 'em hell, honey. 510 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,110 You... 511 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:35,100 hi, mrs. Scavo. You can wait inside. 512 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:36,890 - They'll be right in. - Great. 513 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,610 Listen,uh... 514 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,010 - Stu. - Stu. 515 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,340 You look like a bright, uh, responsible young man, 516 00:29:42,370 --> 00:29:45,520 and I bet you just love kids. Am I right? 517 00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:58,900 Ed Ferrara, Lynette Scavo. 518 00:29:58,940 --> 00:30:00,350 Thanks so much for having me in. 519 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,780 Nice to meet you. Please,sit. 520 00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:03,600 Thank you. 521 00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:07,440 We're gonna have to make this quick. 522 00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:10,260 I gotta leave in five to catch a plane. 523 00:30:10,290 --> 00:30:13,100 I got celtic tickets on the floor. 524 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,320 This is a great resume? 525 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,220 I see you worked with the Donahues. 526 00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:23,920 You know, I snaked the Oslo candy account from 'em last year. 527 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:26,510 So you've done a lot of copy work? 528 00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:30,080 I have. But when I moved over to cenn and simmons, 529 00:30:30,110 --> 00:30:35,100 um, I got to do a broader range of campaigns. 530 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,890 T... 531 00:30:38,970 --> 00:30:41,440 uh, V... 532 00:30:41,490 --> 00:30:44,090 and... uh... 533 00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:46,160 radio... 534 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,240 uh, billboards. 535 00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:53,110 could you excuse me for a minute? 536 00:30:53,170 --> 00:30:54,620 Please? 537 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,470 What's going on? 538 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:58,780 I have no idea. 539 00:30:58,830 --> 00:31:00,550 Stu, you are an idiot. 540 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:03,620 You're an idiot, an absolute idiot. 541 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:04,950 Hi. 542 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,540 Ha! Guys, I'd like you to meet Penny. 543 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:09,290 She gives me all my best ideas. 544 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,070 You brought your baby to the interview. 545 00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:13,600 - It won't be an ongoing thing. - You bet it won't. 546 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,710 Nina, it's fine. 547 00:31:14,770 --> 00:31:16,700 Any chance we can get that little lady to be quiet? 548 00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:18,220 Not until I change her diaper. 549 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:20,150 Could you just give me two minutes? 550 00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:23,580 Sorry. Plane. Well... 551 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,980 then watch me multitask. 552 00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:29,290 Here's how I see it. 553 00:31:29,330 --> 00:31:31,240 You guys run a really good shop, 554 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,730 but if you want your agency to go to the next level, 555 00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,570 you have to focus on two things. 556 00:31:35,610 --> 00:31:37,950 First, you've gotta win some awards. 557 00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:41,260 Do some P.S.A.S, pro bono stuff, whatever it takes, 558 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,560 because whether they admit it or not, 559 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,860 clients care about what's in your trophy case. 560 00:31:46,890 --> 00:31:48,730 Two--your web site. 561 00:31:48,770 --> 00:31:50,810 It's the first thing a client's gonna look at, 562 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:53,770 and it's hard to navigate. There's no site map. 563 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:57,140 It just wasn't built for people who grow up without computers. 564 00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,790 There. And third... 565 00:32:00,130 --> 00:32:01,590 I don't have a third. 566 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,830 Yeah, so that's... it. 567 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,640 Okay. 568 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,010 You're in. 569 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,310 - Seriously? - Yeah. 570 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,830 Take the office across the hall. I gotta run. 571 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,690 Well, all right! 572 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:27,080 Okay, obviously, I'm gonna clean that up. 573 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:31,750 Here it is in black and white. It's your kid. 574 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,660 What? Why aren't you smiling? 575 00:32:40,690 --> 00:32:41,860 It's not enough. 576 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,250 What do you want, a father's day card? 577 00:32:43,290 --> 00:32:46,000 You knew the one thing that I demanded was fidelity, 578 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,790 and you still went out and screwed around behind my back. 579 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:49,970 You knew the one thing I didn't want was a child, 580 00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:51,690 and you still tricked me into getting pregnant. 581 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,470 It's not the same thing. 582 00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:55,350 Damn straight. What you did was worse. 583 00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:00,630 We're not very nice people, are we? 584 00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:02,660 No, we're not. 585 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:04,110 Oh, when we got married, 586 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,910 I thought we were gonna be so happy. 587 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,940 Me too. 588 00:33:12,470 --> 00:33:15,890 Look on the bright side. At least we're still rich. 589 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,750 Thank god for that. 590 00:33:26,610 --> 00:33:29,590 So it occurred to me... 591 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:35,250 that I was really rude at the morgue. 592 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,200 When you told me about Zach, I was so busy freaking out, 593 00:33:41,230 --> 00:33:44,230 I never actually congratulated you. 594 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:45,600 Congratulated me? 595 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,870 Yeah, I know how much you've always wanted a child, 596 00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:51,030 and now you have one. 597 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:51,880 Thanks. 598 00:33:51,930 --> 00:33:54,770 Obviously, um, it was quite a shock, 599 00:33:55,990 --> 00:34:00,360 but it's good news any way you slice it. 600 00:34:01,820 --> 00:34:03,010 What's wrong? 601 00:34:03,050 --> 00:34:06,370 So naturally you'll be wanting to... 602 00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:09,570 have a relationship with him, and that takes time, 603 00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:11,190 - a lot of time. - Susan-- 604 00:34:11,230 --> 00:34:15,740 and out of all the mixed-up teenagers in the world, 605 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:20,720 Zach is just the one kid that I can't be around. 606 00:34:20,910 --> 00:34:23,870 I can't have julie around him. 607 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,500 So, um, what I'm trying to say is... 608 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:30,400 we can't move in together. 609 00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:32,850 But I am so happy for you. 610 00:34:33,010 --> 00:34:35,950 Really, you have a child, and that is good for you. 611 00:34:35,990 --> 00:34:36,920 Isn't there any way-- 612 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,630 No. No, I... 613 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,950 so sorry. 614 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:43,730 I'll--I'll, um, 615 00:34:43,770 --> 00:34:46,020 I'll see you around. 616 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,480 today we've come together to celebrate the life 617 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,860 of Dr. Rex Van de Kamp... 618 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,930 what is he wearing? 619 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,510 What? 620 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,760 I left him an hour ago, 621 00:36:14,790 --> 00:36:17,080 and he was wearing Ralph Lauren. 622 00:36:17,170 --> 00:36:20,080 But it's what Rex would have wanted. 623 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,290 He loved that prep school. 624 00:36:23,630 --> 00:36:25,770 ...But which ever coat he was wearing, 625 00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:28,510 Rex always brought an irresistible enthusiasm 626 00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:30,620 and a single-minded determination to... 627 00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:34,100 so as we mourn the passing of Rex Van de Kamp, 628 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,500 we give thanks to god, 629 00:36:36,540 --> 00:36:40,040 for we do not grieve as those who have no hope 630 00:36:40,070 --> 00:36:43,920 but as those who place their trust in god. 631 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,080 wait! 632 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,530 do not close that coffin. 633 00:37:19,590 --> 00:37:21,560 Give me your tie. 634 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,770 What? 635 00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:26,770 Give me your tie. 636 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,600 give it to her! Give it to her. 637 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:31,050 You look magnificent. 638 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,930 so it looks like Mary Alice killed Zach's birth mother 639 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,550 in order to keep her from taking Zach away. 640 00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:10,410 Oh, my God. 641 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:14,050 I mean, I knew Mary Alice had killed herself 642 00:39:14,090 --> 00:39:17,910 over something big, but wow. 643 00:39:18,370 --> 00:39:21,350 Can you imagine living with that guilt? 644 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:23,550 Isn't it bizarre that Paul and Mary Alice 645 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:25,670 had this secret all those years, 646 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,620 and we didn't even know about it? 647 00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:29,920 No, not really. 648 00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:32,880 I mean, what do we actually know about our neighbors? 649 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,050 I mean, we can tell if they keep their lawns nice 650 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,710 or they take their trash cans in, 651 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:39,320 but when they do those things, we stop asking questions 652 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:43,290 'cause if people are good neighbors... 653 00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:47,400 we don't really care what happens behind closed doors. 654 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:51,640 It had been one year since my suicide... 655 00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:53,610 makes you wonder,doesn't it? 656 00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:57,590 And a lot had changed on Wisteria Lane. 657 00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:59,830 There were new flowers, 658 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:01,340 new houses 659 00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,680 and new neighbors-- 660 00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:09,020 the kind anyone would want living right next door. 661 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,480 is that another hymn? 662 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,780 I know. It's silly, 663 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:19,610 but playing those songs today at the funeral 664 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,030 just got me in the mood. 665 00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:24,870 This is your grandmother's favorite. 666 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,820 Did you remember butter? 667 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:28,470 I make up this tray every night. 668 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,950 Of course you do. I'm sorry. 669 00:40:32,420 --> 00:40:33,890 Oh, look. 670 00:40:33,940 --> 00:40:36,670 You added a flower. 671 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:39,330 Thought it'd be nice. 672 00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:44,280 How'd I get so lucky to have a child like you? 673 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,510 You really do try to think about us. 674 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:49,390 That flower is a small act of kindness 675 00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:51,220 you thought no one would notice, 676 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:52,840 and yet you did it anyway. 677 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:55,540 Says a lot about how you were raised. 678 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,970 Well ,I guess you did your job. 679 00:40:59,030 --> 00:41:00,950 Thank yourself. 680 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:09,470 I'll get the tray. 681 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:11,570 You take the gun. 682 00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:01,160 It really is a lovely gesture. 683 00:42:04,180 --> 00:43:04,180 Transcript: cfsmp3 Synchro: Narkond