1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,200 Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:03,100 Is anybody here? 3 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:05,900 It appears there may have been a breakdown in our chain of care. 4 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,500 Are you trying to buy us off? 5 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:08,900 Sometimes, if you're not careful... 6 00:00:08,900 --> 00:00:11,100 There's this place called Camp Hennessey. 7 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:14,100 I'm not going to a stupid camp for juvenile delinquents! 8 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,100 You don't have a choice. 9 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,000 ...past mistakes... 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,800 We pulled it out of Rockwater Lake. 11 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,900 I must have sold several hundreds of these, just like it. 12 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:23,800 We have a list of customers' names on file. 13 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,700 ...will come back to haunt you. 14 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:29,700 I won't tell anyone. I'll keep your secret, Dad. 15 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,400 There were many things Gabrielle Solís knew for certain. 16 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:42,500 She knew red was her color. 17 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:46,300 She knew diamonds went with everything. 18 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:50,300 And she knew men were all the same. 19 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,400 But the one thing Gabrielle knew above all else: 20 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:03,500 she would never want children. 21 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:08,900 Unfortunately for Gabrielle, her husband Carlos felt differently. 22 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,700 I'm so lucky to have you. 23 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,800 OK, I'll bite. 24 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,200 Why are you so lucky? 25 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,500 Because -- 26 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:41,500 I don't want to have kids and you do. - Oh, that. 27 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:45,900 Most men would leave over something like that. 28 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,900 And you're still here. 29 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,900 I'm grateful. I know the sacrifice you're making. 30 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:57,000 There's still a little part of me that's hoping you'd change your mind. 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,900 Once you had a baby, I think you'd love it so much that... 32 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,300 Honey -- 33 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,400 it's not gonna happen. 34 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,800 You never know. 35 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,100 No, sometimes you do. 36 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:12,100 Well, it is a sacrifice. 37 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,700 But you're worth it. 38 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:24,100 Yes, Gabrielle Solís knew without a doubt she didn't want to be a mother. 39 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:27,900 But what she couldn't know was 40 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,100 how much her husband wanted to be a father. 41 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Or that he'd been tampering with her birth control for months. 42 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:42,500 Or that within one week's time 43 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:49,300 she would be pregnant. 44 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:55,200 episode 18 CHILDREN WILL LISTEN 45 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:35,300 Saturdays on Wisteria Lane belong to the children. 46 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:41,300 And while most would spend the day practicing their sports 47 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,400 and riding their bikes 48 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:49,300 and jumping their ropes, 49 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:52,900 others were no longer engaged in child's play. 50 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,900 Indeed, some children were being forced to grow up very quickly. 51 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:01,100 Sorry to bother you on the weekend. We have a few questions. 52 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,900 About what? 53 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:06,900 12 years ago, your late wife purchased a toy chest. 54 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,700 Toy chest. 55 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:12,900 Yes, about this big and 56 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,100 with little dancing bears on it? 57 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:17,700 Gosh, I'm sorry. 58 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:21,500 The craftsman who makes these chests keeps a list of customers. 59 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:25,500 Apparently you purchased one in August 1992. 60 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,800 We'd like to know where that chest is now. 61 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,200 Well, I wish I could help you. 62 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,400 I don't recall any toy chest. 63 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,500 I remember. 64 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,700 It had little bears and blooms on it, right? 65 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:40,500 Yes, son, that's right. 66 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,500 We threw that chest away when I was little. 67 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,700 I was standing on it and it busted. Remember, Dad? 68 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,600 Vaguely. 69 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:55,300 I guess that's all then. Thank you both for your time. 70 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:57,800 Hey -- 71 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,000 what's the deal with this chest anyway? 72 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 One just like you had washed up on Torch Lake. 73 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,800 Had a woman in it. 74 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,800 A woman? 75 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:12,900 She was all chopped up. 76 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:25,500 Obviously, we need to talk. 77 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,800 You lie filth. 78 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,800 You said there was a man in the box! 79 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,600 No, I didn't lie. 80 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,700 The policeman said it was a woman's body! Of course you lied! 81 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,000 I told you a private detective would come to take you away from us. 82 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,500 I never said it was a man. 83 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,300 You didn't? - No. 84 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:46,700 Why--I--I thought that... - No. 85 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:50,400 Stop, please, stop, I-- I know that you're lying for me. 86 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,400 Ok, I know that you're lying. 87 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,100 For the last time: 88 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,600 Someone came and tried to take you away from us-- 89 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,500 Yes, a woman! 90 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,500 A woman came. - Yes, she tried to steal you. 91 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,300 From the only family that you've ever really known. 92 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,800 And we couldn't let that happen. 93 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,600 And we didn't. 94 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,600 And that--is the truth. 95 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,700 We can't cancel now, it's two days away! 96 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:21,500 Rex, I'm not going. That's all there is to it. 97 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,000 Counselling is part of the treatment at Camp Hennessey. You knew that. 98 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,200 Nowhere in that brochure did it say that we were expected to attend. 99 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,600 What will Andrew think if you don't show up? 100 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,600 I'm making him his care package! He'll know that I'm thinking about him. 101 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,900 Why are you putting in lemon squares? 102 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,000 They told us not to send him sweets. 103 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,200 Well, I don't understand why. 104 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,200 I guess they feel baked goods from Mom undercut the boot camp experience. 105 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,500 Fine! I won't send them. But I think it's a stupid rule. 106 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,800 So are you going to this thing or not? 107 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,700 No. - Why? 108 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,500 Because the minute I get there, Andrew will start 109 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,200 attacking me for abandoning him. 110 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:56,100 And I don't want to hear it. 111 00:06:56,100 --> 00:07:00,100 There's no reason to feel guilty. You did everything you could for him. 112 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:05,200 I don't feel guilty. 113 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:11,500 OK. 114 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,800 Please, Christie-- 115 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,800 there's no way I can get another babysitter this late in the day. 116 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:30,600 Parker! Knock it off! 117 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,700 Because I'm having drinks with friends I used to work with, 118 00:07:33,700 --> 00:07:35,600 and they never call, and if I blow them off, 119 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:39,600 that's it. I'm dead to them. 120 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,400 No, I can't call Patty Binks. 121 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,300 Because she steals things. Damn it, Christie, you're 13. 122 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,400 You got a lot of trips to the mall ahead of you. 123 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,400 OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I raised my boys.-- I'm calm. 124 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,900 I'm starting to think this is about money. 125 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:01,500 So what is it that will make it worth your while? 126 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:05,100 $100? That's extorsion! There's no way in hell that I-- 127 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:09,100 Hello? Hello? 128 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:13,900 Parker, I swear I will spank you! Knock it off! 129 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,500 Hi, Mrs Binks. Is Patty there? Thank you. 130 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:25,700 Hi honey, I'm back. 131 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,700 Hey sweetie. 132 00:08:27,700 --> 00:08:30,300 This is Mr Steinberg, the attorney from the hospital. 133 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,600 Oh, have we met? 134 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,900 Yes, Mrs Solís. We've met. 135 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:35,900 Don't you remember? 136 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,200 Was that when Mamá died? 137 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,400 Apparently, the hospital was negligent 138 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,800 and agreed to a 7-figure settlement cheque. 139 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,100 A cheque I was never told about. 140 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:51,100 Oh, that! 141 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,200 Uh-- 142 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,200 Mr Steinberg-- 143 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:59,200 I was just leaving. 144 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,400 What were you thinking?! 145 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,700 Wait! Let me explain! 146 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,600 No! Why the hell didn't you tell me? 147 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,900 Because I couldn't trust you to make the right decision. 148 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,600 The right decision was to use that money for my lawyers. 149 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,100 We could have bought the indictment, 150 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,400 and I wouldn't have had to take a plea bargain. 151 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,500 If you didn't take the plea deal, the Government would have seized the settlement. 152 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,900 Ow, we could have bought that at court. 153 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,600 Exactly, and then you would have blown all the money into the lawyers! 154 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,400 Who cares? If there was a chance that I'd have to go to jail? 155 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,000 You had Laotian convicts sowing casual wear for 2˘/h. 156 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,700 Don't you think you deserve a time out? 157 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:42,500 8 months! Thanks to you, I'm going away for 8 months! 158 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:46,500 And when you get out, we have money to start over with. Thanks to me. 159 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,400 You know, once you calm down 160 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,100 you'll realize I did the right thing. 161 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:59,100 And when that happens, I'd appreciate an apology. 162 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:17,500 Grandma's here! 163 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:29,100 Now that is just perfect. Stay put. 164 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,800 I'm so sorry-- 165 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,800 Hey, Mom! 166 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:40,500 Hey Susan. I goofed. 167 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,300 What happened? 168 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:45,300 Oh, you know me. No depth perception whatsoever. 169 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,900 Some day I gonna shoot my licence. 170 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,900 So you're Susan's mom? 171 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,900 Yeah. I'm Sophie Bremer. And you are? 172 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,700 Mike Delfino. 173 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:59,000 Oh! You're Mike? 174 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Oh my god! Susan's told me so much about you! 175 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:07,400 Don't you stand there, give me a hug! 176 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,200 Mom-- Mike and I aren't-- together anymore. 177 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,900 Oh. 178 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:20,100 Sorry. 179 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,400 I guess I just made this very awkward, ha? 180 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,300 Yeah, you really did. 181 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:29,200 So let's call your insurance company. 182 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,900 Well-- it's nice meeting you anyway, Mike. 183 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,600 You too. And I'd never guessed that you're Susan's mom. 184 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,500 I know. I look too young. 185 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,200 I got pregnant when I was a tiny teenager. 186 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,200 OK. 187 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,400 That was the first time I got drunk. Ever. Can you believe it? 188 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,200 Let's go. 189 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,600 Her father was a Marine. 190 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,200 Afterwards, he gave me three of his medals. 191 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,200 Mom! 192 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,400 Let's just go inside and call the insurance company. 193 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,400 All right. 194 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,500 What are you smiling about? 195 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,400 I used to have all these questions 196 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,500 about how you got to be the way you are. 197 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,500 They're all just answered. 198 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:34,900 Hi! 199 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,100 Hi! 200 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,900 Hi! What's going on? 201 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,300 Oh, um-- 202 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,800 My babysitter cancelled. 203 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,200 Oh Lynette, I-- I'm so swamped today. 204 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:55,100 My house is a mess, and I've got millions of errands to run, so-- 205 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,900 Please, hear me out. This is important. 206 00:12:56,900 --> 00:13:00,900 Today I have a chance to rejoin the human race for a few hours. 207 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:04,000 There are actual adults waiting for me with Margaritas. 208 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,900 Look, I'm in a dress! I have make-up on! 209 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:12,900 If it were any other day-- - For god's sakes, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose! 210 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,200 Bring them in. 211 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,400 Thank you, thank you. OK, in you go! 212 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:21,300 And then the police showed me his mugshot. - No! 213 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,900 Yes! Mike served time for selling drugs and manslaughter. 214 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,400 I can't believe it. - Well, it's true. 215 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,200 He has such nice manners, you know? 216 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,600 I know. 217 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,600 Suzie-- I don't want you worrying too much about this Mike thing. 218 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,500 The right man will come along. 219 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,600 Just give it time. 220 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,600 I think I would have given up entirely if it weren't for you and Morty. 221 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:50,200 Morty? - Yeah, you know-- 222 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:54,200 It's the 3rd time round for both of you, and you're really clicking. 223 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:58,400 Gives me hope. 224 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,600 What's wrong? 225 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,600 Nothing, nothing. I'm just-- tired. 226 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:09,100 You're not tired. You took a nap. What is it? 227 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,100 I left Morty. 228 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,800 What? Why? 229 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,200 Because he shoved me. 230 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,800 Morty? No! 231 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,900 You think I'm lying? Fine! 232 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,100 Why would he shove you? 233 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:24,100 Because I confronted him 234 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:28,000 about how much time he was spending at that damn pancake restaurant. 235 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,600 If that's where he's really been. 236 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,300 You can't be serious. Morty? 237 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,500 You think men his age don't have needs? 238 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:38,500 You should see the waitresses he hires. Every year they get younger and younger. 239 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,100 Maybe you just feel that way because every year you get older and older. 240 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,900 That's a horrible thing to say. 241 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,700 I'm sorry. 242 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,700 I'm not that old. 243 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,900 I said I was sorry. 244 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,900 People think we are sisters. 245 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,700 Well, that's 'cause you tell them that. 246 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,600 One time! You gotta like all that. 247 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,600 OK, look. I'm just saying I don't think Morty cheated on you. 248 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,300 Well he did shove me. The least you can do is be supportive. 249 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,500 You're right. You're right! 250 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,600 He also threw a book at me. 251 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,000 Oh come on! 252 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,900 I mean-- he shouldn't have done that. 253 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:22,900 Thank you. 254 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,300 Porter, honey, those cookies are hot. 255 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:40,300 Wait a few minutes, I'll give you one when they're cool, OK? 256 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,400 Um-- you know, pictures are prettier if you color inside the lines. 257 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,700 Well, art is subjective. 258 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,200 Porter! What did I tell you? 259 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,300 But I'm hungry! 260 00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:01,300 Then I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese. 261 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,200 Ew, barf! 262 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,200 Don't be common, young man! Now come on. 263 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,000 If you play around with those cookies one more time, 264 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,700 I'm gonna have to spank you! 265 00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:12,900 We don't get spanked. - Really? 266 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:15,900 Mummy always says she's gonna, but she never does. 267 00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:19,900 Well, I am not your mummy, and if you misbehave in my house, 268 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:24,500 you will get spanked. So be good. 269 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,100 It was an accident! 270 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,800 Porter, I warned you. 271 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,000 I'm sorry. I'll be good. 272 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,900 Those cookies were made from scratch. 273 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:55,000 Your fate is sealed! 274 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,300 Come here. - No, no! 275 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:02,300 Ow! Ow! Ow! Owwww! 276 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,700 What's that? 277 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:11,500 It's called a postnuptial agreement. 278 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,700 It's a legal document that-- 279 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,700 I know what a postnup is. What is it doing on my coffee table? 280 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,600 Well, I can forgive that stunt you pulled with the settlement cheque, 281 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,500 if I'm sure that you'll really be around when I get out of jail. 282 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,900 Hm. 283 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:29,700 And the postnup changes the terms of the prenup, so-- 284 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,500 So if you try and divorce me while I'm gone, 285 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,500 you get nothing. 286 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,700 You don't trust me? 287 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,700 Free, no. 288 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:42,700 Well, that's too bad, because I'm not signing that paper. 289 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:47,100 You're a very beautiful woman, Gabrielle, 290 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:51,100 but-- you're not very bright. 291 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,400 See, if you don't sign it, 292 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,800 I'll pull the plug on the settlement agreement, divorce you, 293 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,800 and then you get about 50% of our current savings, 294 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,000 which is basically nothing. 295 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,300 So what do you expect to happen now, Carlos? 296 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,700 I sign the paper and jump right back into your arms? 297 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,300 It doesn't mean that I don't love you. 298 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:21,300 I think you're the perfect woman. 299 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:29,500 Oh, but I'm not. I have flaws. 300 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:34,600 Flaws? - M-hm. I'll give you an example. 301 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:39,100 Remember when you were in jail and you told me about your secret compartment? 302 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:43,100 And you told me to burn the papers that I found in there? 303 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,100 Well, me being pretty and therefore stupid, I forgot. 304 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,800 You didn't burn the papers. 305 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,400 Worse. I read them. 306 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,200 OK-- 307 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,300 You have some nerve talking to me about trust 308 00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,600 when you have a secret bank account on the Cayman Islands! 309 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,000 That was a safety net for both of us! 310 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,300 I'll bet. 311 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,900 Have you told anyone else about this? 312 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,900 No. But I could. 313 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:10,600 Hey, isn't that why the prosecution didn't have a case against you? 314 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,400 They couldn't find the profits you made. 315 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,500 So if I were you, Carlos, 316 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:16,800 I wouldn't mention the words "divorce", 317 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,200 "trust", 318 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,000 "postnup" ever again. 319 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000 You don't want to piss me off. 320 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,600 I know, baby. It hurts to lose. 321 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,900 Ante up. 322 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:48,900 Well, look at me! Finally in at one of your legendary Poker Parties. 323 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,900 Susan's always telling me how much fun you girls have. 324 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,100 The rules are simple: 325 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,400 We play for cash, the dealer picks the game, 326 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,400 and unsubstantiated gossip is encouraged. - Aaah! 327 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,600 Bree, thanks again for watching my boys. Sure they weren't too much to handle? 328 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,600 Oh, no. We had a wonderful time. 329 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,400 Although I think Porter had a little less fun. 330 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,900 OK, I'll bet. 331 00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:14,900 Sophie, Susan said you guys are going to the spa tomorrow? All day? 332 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:18,200 What do you mean, Porter had less fun? I'll raise. 333 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,900 He was misbehaving, so I had to punish him. 334 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:24,600 So, yes! Susan is treating me to an entire day of... 335 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,900 If you say punishment, what exactly are we talking about? 336 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,600 Well, I had to spank him. 337 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,800 OK, I will re-raise. 338 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,800 You spanked my son? 339 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:42,100 Las Brisas spa. Yep, that's where we're going! 340 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,500 Lynette, is there a problem? 341 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,500 Tom and I don't believe in hitting our kids. I thought you knew that. 342 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,800 Sorry. I didn't know. 343 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,100 It won't happen again. 344 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:59,400 Of course, I'm somewhat surprised you don't spank them. 345 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,400 Everybody knows they're a little bit-- out of control. 346 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:08,600 I'm just dragging today. Should we put on another pot of coffee? 347 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,300 Yeah, I'll do it. 348 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,900 I'll-- I fold. 349 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,700 Yeah, you're right, Bree. I've got a lot to learn about parenting. 350 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:22,700 I feel blessed to get sage advice from such an impeccable mother like you. 351 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,300 I mean, your kids turned out perfect. As long as you don't count Andrew. 352 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,900 Where is he again? Hm? 353 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,300 Some kind of, uh-- boot camp for juvenile delinquents? 354 00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,100 OK, girls. 355 00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:36,100 I never said I was perfect. 356 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:39,400 Oh honey, nobody's blaming you. - The hell I'm not. 357 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,400 Lynette! 358 00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,300 If you will excuse me. 359 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,100 Lynette, won't you go after her? 360 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:59,100 She spanked my son. I'm not apologizing. 361 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,400 Usually poker is more fun than this. 362 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,700 Help me. If you don't back me up on this, I will lose it. 363 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,300 Yes, Bree shouldn't have spanked Porter, but-- 364 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,100 it's not like she hurt him. 365 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:20,500 That is not the point. You don't spank other people's children! 366 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,800 He was misbehaving. She had to do something. 367 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,500 B-but make no mistake, she definitely crossed the line. 368 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,800 Yeah, you're damn right, she could've tried something else, like a time-out. 369 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,600 Or she could've simply threatened to spank him. 370 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,600 Yeah. 'Cause that works out so well when we do it. 371 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,900 It does work. Most of the time. 372 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,700 It used to work. 373 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:45,700 They figured out it's an empty threat. They're on to us. 374 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,700 My mom used to beat the hell out of my sisters and me. 375 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:52,900 And I won't do it. 376 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:56,900 I will not become my mother. 377 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:03,500 Fine. But the boys are getting older and smarter. 378 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:08,400 And eventually --believe me-- they'll figure out that they outnumber us. 379 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,400 And then-- - We're screwed. 380 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,600 Exactly. 381 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,700 Excuse me, Zachary. Would you mind helping me with these bags? 382 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,200 There's some banana bread in it for you if you do. 383 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,200 Uh-- yeah, sure. 384 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,600 Hm. This is really good, Mrs Tilman. Thanks a lot. 385 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,900 You're welcome, Zachary. 386 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:48,400 I've never actually been in Mrs Huber's house before. 387 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,400 Obviously you haven't missed much. 388 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,400 This is the place where good taste goes to die. 389 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:03,300 So-- I heard you and your father arguing the other day. 390 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,600 Evetrything all right at home? 391 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,600 Yeah. We just have-- problems sometimes. 392 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,800 I bet you miss your mother. 393 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,800 I'm sure things were different when she was alive. 394 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,400 Such a warm, loving woman. 395 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,600 You-- 396 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,300 knew my mother? 397 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,700 Yup. Years ago, in Utah. 398 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,300 We worked together. 399 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,600 I didn't know that. 400 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,900 It's true. 401 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:41,100 In fact-- 402 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:44,200 I'll tell you a secret. 403 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:48,200 I once met you when you were a little baby. 404 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:49,900 Really? 405 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:53,600 M-hm. 406 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,600 Your mother loved you so much, Zachary. 407 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:05,400 Of all the things I remember, I remember that the most. 408 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:21,300 You want to know what else I remember? 409 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:26,700 How lovely your original name was. 410 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:36,800 Dana. 411 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,500 Isn't this nice. 412 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:51,500 Just the two of us girls hanging out, getting pretty. 413 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:56,300 Aw, thank you! - My pleasure. 414 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,200 So-- I was thinking maybe you should call Morty. 415 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,200 You know, to start working things out? 416 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:10,000 Why would I want to work things out with a man who abuses me? 417 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Oh, you don't have to gasp. My mother-- exaggerates. 418 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,100 She won't be happy till I have bruises. 419 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:18,600 OK, um-- can we just focus? What I want to know is, 420 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,600 have you thought about what'll happen if you don't go back to Morty? 421 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,100 What do you mean? 422 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:29,000 You don't have a place to live, you don't like to work, 423 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,000 you didn't want to marry Morty, so he doesn't have to pay you alimony-- 424 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:37,100 if you don't go back to this man who allegedly shoved you once in 5 years, 425 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,100 what are your options? 426 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,100 I thought I could live with you. 427 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,400 What? 428 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:46,700 Oh my god, are you all right? 429 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:50,700 Get away! - I'm so sorry-- Lean back. 430 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,400 I'm not saying permanently. Just for a couple of years. 431 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,800 You broge by dose! 432 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,500 No, no, it's just banged a little. 433 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,900 Till I get back on my feet. - Can we talk about this later? 434 00:26:59,900 --> 00:27:01,400 Should we call 911? 435 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,500 No, it's just a nosebleed. She's fine. 436 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,000 Won't you be excited by the idea? 437 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,400 It's not that I'm not excited. 438 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,400 I'm not stupid, Susan. It's obvious you don't want me here. 439 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,300 No, that's not true! Mom-- 440 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,800 Don't go! Mom, come back! 441 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:22,200 I need to-- We're good, right? 442 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,200 Just go! 443 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,100 Why aren't you dressed yet? 444 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:18,100 I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color, and then I realized-- 445 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,800 I don't know what it is. 446 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,800 I think the fact you decided to come at all would make him happy. 447 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:31,100 Yours is blue. Danielle loves pink. 448 00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:36,400 And I have no idea what my own son's favorite color is. 449 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,300 I'm telling you, it doesn't matter. 450 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,400 How can you say that? Of course it matters! 451 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,400 Bree-- - That is what makes a good mother! 452 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,900 Someone who knows their child inside and out, 453 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:49,900 so that if they get in trouble, they know what to do. 454 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,000 I don't know him well enough. 455 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:03,300 You are a good mother. 456 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,200 Brown or green or-- just don't know. 457 00:29:13,900 --> 00:29:17,900 I'll wait in the car. Whenever you're ready. 458 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,200 Green. 459 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,200 I'll go with the green. Everybody loves green. 460 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,900 Told you. I'm not signing this. 461 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:59,400 Oh, I think you are. Because if you don't-- 462 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,900 I will divorce you. 463 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:06,000 Then I'll go to the police. 464 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,100 And tell them what? 465 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:12,100 That there's a secret bank account on the Cayman Islands that no longer exists? 466 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:17,700 You moved the money? - Of course I moved the money. 467 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,200 But-- that was risky! The Feds are watching you right now. 468 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:27,900 I had to do something. Couldn't let you make a fool out of me. 469 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,200 Stop, Carlos! Stop it! Put me down! - OK. 470 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,100 Put me down-- 471 00:30:44,100 --> 00:30:46,800 Let me go! 472 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,800 Stop! You're hurting me, Carlos! 473 00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:56,500 Sign it. 474 00:30:56,500 --> 00:31:00,500 SIGN IT! 475 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:12,400 I know, baby. 476 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,400 It hurts to lose. 477 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,800 Mr and Ms Van de Kamp? 478 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,400 Uh, yes. Is it our turn? 479 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,000 Well, uh-- sort of. Andrew's waiting inside, but-- 480 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,200 What's wrong? 481 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,800 He said he won't go forward with the session if-- 482 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,800 his mother is about. He only wants to talk to his dad. 483 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,400 We drove 200 miles to be here today. This is unacceptable. 484 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,500 I share your frustration. 485 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,000 To hell with him then. We're going home. 486 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,600 No. - I won't let him insult you like this! 487 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,600 He blames me for his being here. He blames me for everything. 488 00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,900 And he's probably right. 489 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:22,500 Any mistakes made were made by both of us. 490 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,600 One of us should go talk to him, see how he is. 491 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,100 I'm OK. 492 00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:33,100 Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm fine. 493 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,800 Right this way. 494 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,000 Mom! Mom!! - I'm coming. 495 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,000 What is it? Why aren't you guys brushing your teeth? 496 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:13,700 Parker, what happened? 497 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:17,000 Porter pushed me and it fell in! - He pushed me first! 498 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,200 Can I flush it? 499 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,800 No, I'll fish it out later. 500 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,800 You're off the hook for tonight. But not you two, so start brushing. 501 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,800 Preston, did you not hear me? Start brushing your teeth! 502 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:33,900 What are you doing? 503 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:37,000 Don't You Dare. 504 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000 Do it! Do it! Do it! 505 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,800 Do it! Do it! Do it! - Preston, don't listen to them. 506 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,800 Back away from the toilet, and no one gets hurt. 507 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 I mean it this time! These are not just words! 508 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,200 If you do this, so help me-- 509 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,900 Hearing the hollowness of her own voice, 510 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:58,900 Lynette realized that it was time to get one step ahead. 511 00:34:01,100 --> 00:34:05,100 I will walk you over to Mrs Van de Kamp's, and we all know what happens when she gets mad. 512 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,800 Now go brush your teeth, and I want them to sparkle! Go on! 513 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:21,500 Sorry you had to bring your kid back. What happened this time? 514 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:25,500 Well, a couple of months back I caught Ty going through my purse. 515 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,900 Hard bacon have you got. Was he looking for weed or money? 516 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:32,500 Who knows at this point. 517 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:36,300 Anyway, I knocked a couple back and things got heated, 518 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:40,300 pretty soon we're both screaming, throwing stuff around the apartment-- 519 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:43,100 Next thing you know, the lady upstairs calls the cops on us. 520 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:47,100 Aw, gimme a break. 521 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,600 So now I got some social worker trying to tell me how to raise my boy. 522 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,200 Kids. If I knew then what I know now, I'd have had that hysterectomy 20 years ago. 523 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,400 Bree-- - Don't get up. I'll be quick. 524 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,400 Andrew. All any parent can do is try to provide their child with the tools to succeed in life. 525 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,700 Education, love, a good clean safe home. 526 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:26,900 I have given you those things, and I am through feeling guilty. 527 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:30,100 So if you want to piss your life away and blame it on how horrible things are, go ahead. 528 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:34,100 But I want it stated for the record that I am a good mother. 529 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,200 Did you hear me? I -- am a good -- mother. 530 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:42,900 Bree. 531 00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:45,200 Andrew just told me he thinks 532 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,900 he might be gay. 533 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:49,600 What? 534 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,600 That's why he wanted me to come in first. 535 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,600 He thought I could take it better. 536 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:05,400 Well, that's right. I will be waiting in the car. 537 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,200 Mrs Solís! What are you doing here? 538 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:21,500 OK-- 539 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:25,000 Are your roommates here? - No. 540 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,300 Are you OK? - Yeah. 541 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,900 What's this? - That-- uh-- 542 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,800 Carlos just got a little rough. 543 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,200 Made me sign some paper. 544 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,200 Did he hurt you? 545 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,800 John, what are you doing? 546 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:41,800 I'll take care of this. 547 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,700 You won't do anything. 548 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,600 We won't let him get away with this. 549 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,500 You really want to get back on him? Then kiss me. 550 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,000 How's that gonna help? - Does. 551 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,000 One day, when the time is right, I'll tell him how he drove me right into your arms. 552 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:58,900 And that will kill him. 553 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:05,300 And tonight-- whatever you do, don't call me beautiful. 554 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,500 Oh Morty, look who's here! 555 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:22,200 Hey Molly, hi. 556 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,700 Suzie, what brings you here? 557 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:28,700 Mom. She's right over there. 558 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,000 What's she doing out there? 559 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,400 She says she won't come in until you go out and apologize. 560 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,200 But for what? 561 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,000 For shoving her. 562 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,100 I only shoved her 'cause she wouldn't stop hitting me. 563 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:44,300 Why was she hitting you? 564 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:47,000 I threw-- threw a book at her. 565 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,100 Morty! - It was a paperback! 566 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,500 Even so! - At least I missed. 567 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:56,100 And she-- she hit me square in the gut. 568 00:37:56,100 --> 00:38:00,100 Wanna see the bruise? - That's OK. 569 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:04,100 It really hurt. - I understand. 570 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,600 So-- could you just go out and apologize? 571 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,100 No. - Why? 572 00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:13,300 'Cause I don't want her back. 573 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,300 Morty? - Look, I'd love her. But-- 574 00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:20,000 the pancake shack is just starting to take off. 575 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000 We're talking about hooking in another one. That's practically a chain. 576 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,900 I don't have time for her hysterics. 577 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:31,800 I sympathize, I really do. But you have to take her back. 578 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,800 Why? - Because she wants to move in with me. 579 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,300 Oh. 580 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:41,300 Morty, I'd like to have a relationship again, and at my age, with the kid-- 581 00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:44,900 If she moves into my house, even for a couple of years, I'm doomed. 582 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:48,500 Wasn't there a plum-- Your mother said you're in love with a plumber. 583 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:51,200 I am. I mean, I was. 584 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:55,200 It didn't work out. - I'm sorry. 585 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,600 And she will burn up all my oxygen, and I need it. 586 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,400 Please, can't you give her another chance? 587 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,400 You guys are really good together. 588 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,300 You know, when-- when there's no violence. 589 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:12,300 We do have chemistry. - Absolutely. 590 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:16,500 And the sex was like-- wow. 591 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,700 There was this one time we were coming home on the Interstate-- 592 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:23,700 You don't have to sell me. Just go talk to her. 593 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,400 Now. 594 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,200 OK. 595 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 That was a mighty big sigh. 596 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,000 I just keep thinking it's coming nearer and I can't stop it. - What? 597 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000 The day my mother will need to move in with me, and I won't have a choice. 598 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,300 Mhm. - You know, it's years away. 599 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:56,300 She's youthful and vibrant, thank god. But time flies. 600 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,600 One day, she won't be able to take care of herself anymore 601 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:04,600 and I have to step up. - I suppose that's true. 602 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,400 It's nature's little joke that children ultimately end up parenting their parents. 603 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,100 When that day comes, I'll be ready. 604 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:18,100 Honey, you better get out there. 605 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,000 Hey. 606 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:05,000 I just wanted to apologize. - Lynette. Don't. 607 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,800 The fact that you just crossed that street means the world to me. 608 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,600 And if anyone here should apologize, it's me. 609 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,600 Thank you. 610 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:25,500 Looks like Tom's got the mob under control. You want to have some coffee? 611 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:29,900 Sit around-- bitch about that case-- 612 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,400 I would love to. - OK. 613 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:43,300 Children come into the world with their own agendas. 614 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,800 Some, to brighten our days. 615 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:52,500 Some, to test our patience. 616 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,400 Some, to give us purpose. 617 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,600 Some, to take care of us. 618 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:15,300 Yes, when they come, children change everything. 619 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,200 Especially when they're not invited.