1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,800 Previously on Desperate Housewives: 2 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,800 If it turns out that someone hurt her, I want them dead. - Sometimes 3 00:00:04,900 --> 00:00:07,600 I'm running out of money. In a couple of weeks, I will be screwed. 4 00:00:07,635 --> 00:00:11,600 - In that case, you might want to think about looking for a job. - the answers 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,000 If you could just tell me what he told you, then I could fix the problem. 6 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,600 - I can't do that. - to Life's biggest questions 7 00:00:17,635 --> 00:00:22,600 - I had the nightmare again. - What do you think the significance of the name Angela is? 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,300 - Actually, that's my real name. - are buried 9 00:00:25,335 --> 00:00:28,000 - She hasn't even been dead a month, and it's like you totally forgot she ever existed. 10 00:00:28,035 --> 00:00:32,000 - under even bigger lies. - Zach was telling Julie about what happened to Dana. 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,400 He didn't mean to kill Dana. 12 00:00:40,302 --> 00:00:44,302 Most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from god. 13 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:48,804 Most mothers would also tell you that the gifts their children give them 14 00:00:48,900 --> 00:00:51,900 are less than heavenly. 15 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:55,700 Lynette had suffered through art work made in kindergarten, 16 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:01,700 spice racks made in summer camp, 17 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,600 and jewelry made at the scout jamboree. 18 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:13,200 But this day, Lynette Scavo received a gift every mother dreams of. 19 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,500 One she wasn’t embarrassed to display. 20 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:20,200 - Where did you guys get this pot? - We made it! 21 00:01:20,235 --> 00:01:23,200 Really? I love it. 22 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,100 This is the nicest present you boys had ever given me. 23 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,300 You know what? I’ll put it out on the front porch so the whole neighborhood can enjoy it. 24 00:01:33,900 --> 00:01:38,900 Lynette knew she’d cherish the memory of that moment for the rest of her life. 25 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:44,300 The memory of that moment was ruined the very next day. 26 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,500 Mrs. McCluskey, why are you taking my flower pot? 27 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,900 Because it’s mine. Your boys stole it off of my porch. 28 00:01:57,935 --> 00:02:00,900 No, no, no. My sons made that for me for Valentine's Day. 29 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,400 I bought this in Costa Rica on my last cruise. You see? 30 00:02:04,435 --> 00:02:07,400 Still got the price tag on it. 31 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,600 Look. What? Nothing more to say? Cat got your tongue? 32 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:17,100 You listen to me. Keep your brats off my property. 33 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:21,800 Yes, most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from God. 34 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Most mothers will also tell you 35 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:30,100 there are some days when you wish you could return them. 36 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,900 Episode 14 - Love is in the air 37 00:03:13,035 --> 00:03:15,000 It was the day before Valentine's Day 38 00:03:15,035 --> 00:03:20,000 and every man on Wisteria Lane was preparing for this most dangerous of holidays. 39 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:24,200 While some purchased romantic cards 40 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,600 and some brought home candy and flowers 41 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:34,100 and some made dinner reservations at fancy restaurants, 42 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:39,100 others managed to forget about the day entirely. 43 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,000 Again. 44 00:03:43,035 --> 00:03:47,900 This flurry of activity was lost on the women of Wisteria Lane. 45 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:50,900 They were busy learning a secret about their neighbors. 46 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,100 A secret that was positively heart-breaking. 47 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,900 - So Paul said that Zachary killed Dana? - Yeah. 48 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Well, it must’ve been some sort of accident. I mean little boys don’t just kill their baby sisters. 49 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,900 Well, whatever it was, that boy is seriously disturbed, and I've forbidden Julie from hanging out with him. 50 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:15,200 So this is it! This is the secret that Mary Alice was trying to protect. 51 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,100 Look at the guilt that she must’ve lived with. 52 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:21,100 You know, I never thought I’d say this, but I kind of feel sorry for Paul. 53 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,300 I wish I could. 54 00:04:23,335 --> 00:04:26,100 I still feel like something’s not right. - What do you mean? 55 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:30,100 Well, we’ve all been in their house. Have you ever seen a picture of another kid there? 56 00:04:30,135 --> 00:04:34,100 I mean, why keep Dana’s baby blanket and throw out all the photos? 57 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,100 That’s a good point. 58 00:04:35,135 --> 00:04:39,900 We’ve never answered why Mary Alice referred to herself as Angela in that therapy session. 59 00:04:39,935 --> 00:04:43,900 All I know is this: Mary Alice loved Zach more than anything in the world. 60 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,100 When you love a child that much... 61 00:04:48,135 --> 00:04:51,100 You’re capable of doing all sorts of things. 62 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,200 Yeah. 63 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:09,100 Hello. These were delivered to my house by mistake. May I? 64 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:13,700 They’re for Mary Alice Young. 65 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,800 Oh my god. 66 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:21,100 I uh, had a standing order with the florist. I forgot to cancel it. 67 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:26,600 Mary Alice was my wife. She passed away a few months ago. 68 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:33,400 I’m very sorry for your loss. 69 00:05:33,435 --> 00:05:36,400 And I’m sorry for yours. - Pardon? 70 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:39,700 Your sister. Martha? 71 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,500 Oh, yes. Her. 72 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:49,700 Good lord, that’s Angela. 73 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:51,900 What? 74 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,700 Angela Forest! We worked together it Utah. 75 00:05:54,735 --> 00:05:57,300 It must be 15 years ago. 76 00:05:57,335 --> 00:06:00,300 I’m afraid you're mistaken. My wife’s name is Mary Alice 77 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,700 and she’s never been to Utah. 78 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:11,300 Well, I could be mistaken. As I said, it's been years. 79 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:21,500 No Mikki, you’re wrong. I wasn’t acting like a diva. 80 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,900 I left the boat show because that coordinator was making passes at me. 81 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,800 It’s not my fault. Yao Lin? You missed a spot. 82 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 No, spare me the lecture and just book me another job quick. 83 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:37,500 Carlos and I are up to our asses in bills and we can't pay them. 84 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,400 Fine. Bye. 85 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,100 What did you say? 86 00:06:50,135 --> 00:06:53,000 Nothing. 87 00:06:53,035 --> 00:06:55,700 Are you gonna clean that spot? 88 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:57,100 Which one? 89 00:06:57,135 --> 00:07:00,100 The one I told you to clean. 90 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,200 I'll get to it. 91 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,600 Clean it now. 92 00:07:13,635 --> 00:07:15,300 Why? 93 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:18,200 Because I said so. 94 00:07:18,235 --> 00:07:21,200 Okay, but you’ve got to say please. 95 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:27,700 Fine. Please. 96 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,700 Anything to get you back on your knees scrubbing where you belong. 97 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,000 You are not better than me. 98 00:07:39,035 --> 00:07:40,300 Excuse me? 99 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:45,300 The only reason you have anything in your life is because you’re pretty. 100 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,800 One day you’ll be old, and when that happens you’ll be nothing. 101 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,800 You are so fired. 102 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 No kidding. 103 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:12,800 Ooh. Valentine's Day card. It’s pretty. And meticulously hand painted. 104 00:08:12,835 --> 00:08:16,800 Whoever sent you that must really love you. And be loaded with talent. 105 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,600 It’s beautiful. Thanks. 106 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,000 So are we still on for tomorrow night? 107 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:26,900 Oh. Not only are we on, I got reservations at La Petite Fleur. 108 00:08:26,935 --> 00:08:29,900 Ooh. That place is so pretentious. I’ve been dying to go there. 109 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:33,700 Boys! Get your little fannies inside. 110 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Guys? 111 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:42,400 Oh, poor Lynette. She doesn’t get a new nanny soon, she’s gonna implode. 112 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,600 Hey guys. Who you hiding from? 113 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:53,400 Our mom. She wants to spank us. 114 00:08:53,435 --> 00:08:56,400 Why, did you do something bad? 115 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,700 Well, if you hide out too long, she’ll get worried. And then she’ll just get madder. 116 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:03,200 You know what I say? Go on home, take your lumps. 117 00:09:03,235 --> 00:09:06,200 Decent chance you’ll have the rest of the day to play. 118 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:12,300 Come on, climb aboard. All right! 119 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,500 Pretty impressive. 120 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:18,900 Oh, I love kids. 121 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:21,900 Can’t wait to have my own some day. 122 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,100 - We don’t want to get spanked. - Yeah, we promise we’ll be good. 123 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,800 Too late, you stole. And then you lied. 124 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,800 Even worse: 125 00:09:42,835 --> 00:09:46,800 You made me look bad in front of Mrs. McCluskey, who you know is Mommy's sworn enemy. 126 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Time to pick your poison. 127 00:09:50,035 --> 00:09:53,000 How about a belt? It’s a classic. 128 00:09:55,100 --> 00:10:00,100 Well, we could go with the old hickory stick. It’s a cliché, but it’s pretty effective. 129 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 I know, we’ll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance. 130 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,900 Moves faster. 131 00:10:07,999 --> 00:10:09,899 No! 132 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:14,900 Guys! My hands are tied. Thieves get spanked. Just the way it works. 133 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,600 - Unless... - Unless what? 134 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:28,400 For a first time offense, if you swear, cross your heart, that you will never, never steal again, 135 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,700 and you write Mrs. McCluskey a letter of apology, 136 00:10:33,735 --> 00:10:36,700 - I will let it slide. - OK, OK. We swear! 137 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,300 All right, start with "Dear Mrs. McCluskey." 138 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,100 Mommy, why are you smiling? 139 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,900 - Do you know what psychological warfare means? - No. 140 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,500 Well, too bad for you. 141 00:10:54,535 --> 00:10:57,500 OK, start with a big M, little c. Good. 142 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,800 Rex and I are hosting a dinner party for 10 next week. 143 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:06,500 We’re using our best china and serving duck. 144 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,600 - So, you and Rex are a couple again? - Yes. 145 00:11:10,902 --> 00:11:13,902 You know that’s one of the things I hated most about our separation: 146 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,804 Not being able to throw dinner parties. 147 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:21,800 There’s just something so civilized and elegant about them, don’t you think? 148 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,000 I take it you’ve resolved your feelings about his infidelity? 149 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,700 Let’s just say that I put them in an imaginary box and don’t plan on looking at them for a while. 150 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:37,700 Do you think that’s the healthiest way to achieve a reconciliation? 151 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:42,200 Well, it wont be easy at first. There’ll be a lot of forced smiles 152 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,800 and perfunctory love making, but after a few decades whiz by 153 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:49,100 I’m sure I’ll find a way to forgive him. 154 00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:52,100 Well, as long as you have a plan. 155 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,500 I do want to forgive him Doctor Goldfine, but 156 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,800 there’s something he’s still not telling me. 157 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,400 Really? 158 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,800 I think it has something to do with why he had the affair. 159 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,400 - Have you confronted him? - Once. 160 00:12:13,435 --> 00:12:16,400 And you should’ve seen the look in his eyes. He was terrified that I’d figure it out. 161 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,400 You know what it is, don’t you? 162 00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:28,400 Bree, I can't discuss other patients. 163 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,900 I realize that. 164 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,600 This thing that he’s hiding, is it bad? 165 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,100 Oh, OK, um, maybe it’s better that I don’t know. 166 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,100 Bree, how does this reconciliation have a chance 167 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:56,500 if the two of you can’t be honest about the innermost parts of your lives? 168 00:12:56,535 --> 00:12:59,400 We’re, um, WASPs, Doctor Goldfine. 169 00:12:59,435 --> 00:13:02,400 Not acknowledging the elephant in the room is what we do best. 170 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,700 You’d settle for that? A life filled with repression and denial? 171 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,900 And the dinner parties. 172 00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:14,900 Don’t forget the dinner parties. 173 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:21,600 And uh, over there you got your Queens and, uh, your Quad Spring Series, 174 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:25,900 and your Deluxe 1000s. All the way to the Imperial Paradise. 175 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800 Sweet racket huh? 176 00:13:30,835 --> 00:13:34,800 I swear sometimes I wake up in the morning and I can’t believe I’m the Siesta King. 177 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,900 Except for how I am. 178 00:13:37,935 --> 00:13:40,900 Very impressive. 179 00:13:40,935 --> 00:13:43,900 So, where does the photographer want me for the shoot? 180 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,200 Uh, didn’t your agent tell you? There’s no shoot. 181 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,500 Well, then what did you hire me for? 182 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,600 You’ve heard the expression "sex sales"? 183 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,200 That’s where you come in. 184 00:13:57,235 --> 00:14:00,200 You’re here to remind people that there’s a lot of fun things they can do 185 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,700 on a Siesta King mattress that don’t involve sleep. 186 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,700 Get it? 187 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,900 It is often said that good fences make good neighbors. 188 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,300 But as Lynette was about to discover, 189 00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:40,300 the fence might just need a little barbed wire if the neighbor is Mrs. McCluskey. 190 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,300 Hey, what do you think you are doing? Get out of here. 191 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:53,300 Your little criminals snuck into my house and stole my wall clock. 192 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,400 What? 193 00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:58,200 It was a hand-painted purple and white wall clock. 194 00:14:58,235 --> 00:15:00,800 My son made it. - Are you sure you didn’t misplace it? 195 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:04,800 You’re getting up there in years, no offense, but you probably forget where you put things. 196 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,200 No offense, but you should be sterilized. 197 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:11,300 Look, my boys do not break into people's houses. 198 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,500 Sure, they may have stolen your flower pot, but you know they apologized for that. 199 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,000 They wrote a note. 200 00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:20,000 That’s the coward's way out. They should’ve come over and apologized in person. 201 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,700 You know what? This has been fun but now... - You let those boys run wild! 202 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:27,400 Toys all over the yard, there’s bikes laying out in the street. 203 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,700 It’s a disgrace. - Get out of my house! 204 00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:32,700 Those boys would’ve been better off raised by wolves. 205 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:35,900 God knows they would’ve been cleaner. 206 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,200 Valentine's Day is tomorrow. - I know. 207 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,800 I already bought your gifts. 208 00:15:47,835 --> 00:15:50,700 Roses and English toffee? 209 00:15:50,735 --> 00:15:53,400 Mmm hmm. Just like always. 210 00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:56,400 Yes. And I suppose we’ll make love tomorrow night, too. 211 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,900 That is our little tradition. 212 00:15:59,935 --> 00:16:02,900 Good. I’m looking forward to it. 213 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,900 Are you looking forward to it? 214 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,100 What? 215 00:16:16,135 --> 00:16:19,100 Well, it’s just that I know that I don’t please you sexually, 216 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,800 so I was wondering if you really were looking forward to being with me. 217 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,900 Oh, for god's sake. - I’m sorry, Rex. 218 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,400 I thought I could pretend that this doesn’t upset me anymore, but I can't. 219 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,600 Please don’t do this. - You had an affair. 220 00:16:32,635 --> 00:16:35,600 You went to another woman for sex to give you something I couldn’t. 221 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,200 At least have the decency to tell me what that something is. - Bree, I can’t. 222 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,800 Why not? 223 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,400 Rex, please tell me. 224 00:16:49,435 --> 00:16:52,400 Let me prove to you how much I love you. 225 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200 I like to be dominated. 226 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Huh? - Sexually. 227 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,900 Huh? - Never mind. 228 00:17:11,935 --> 00:17:14,900 Rex, please, I want to understand. 229 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:21,599 Please, mistress, no! - Quiet, slave. 230 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,600 Yes, mistress, yes, yes. - Turn your head. Don't look at me. 231 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,900 But, mistress! - On your knees now. Right now! 232 00:17:27,935 --> 00:17:29,800 Tighten your cuffs. Tighten 'em. - Yes, mistress. 233 00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:30,999 Do it now. - Yes. 234 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Head down. - Yes. Ow! Yes! Ow! Yes! 235 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,300 Place the nightstick in your mouth. Tight! - Yes, mistress. Yes! 236 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,400 Well? 237 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,700 What the hell did your mother do to you? 238 00:17:46,735 --> 00:17:48,200 What? 239 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,800 Well, come on, this just reeks of unresolved childhood trauma. 240 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,800 This has nothing to do with my mother, Bree, this is a preference. 241 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,500 It’s a perversion. 242 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,100 For god's sake, you promised to be supportive. 243 00:17:58,135 --> 00:17:59,500 What do you want me to say? 244 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:02,500 "My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples, hooray!"? 245 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,200 I want you to say you’ll try it. Just once. 246 00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,400 Try what? Hurting you? 247 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,400 You actually want me to hurt you? - So I can feel pleasure, yes. 248 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,500 Fine. 249 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,200 So? Was it good for you too? 250 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,700 Mike wants babies. 251 00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:35,300 What? 252 00:18:35,335 --> 00:18:39,000 He wants to have kids, and he had that look that men get, that says 253 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,000 "I’m ready to procreate, point me to the nearest cervix." 254 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:46,200 And I take it this is a problem? 255 00:18:46,235 --> 00:18:48,600 Oh, I can’t have another baby. 256 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:51,600 I mean I’m so grateful I had you, you know I don’t regret a minute of that, 257 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,400 but I found it to be completely overwhelming. 258 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,100 Sometimes I even wonder how I got through it. 259 00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:02,100 You and me both. 260 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,300 So, have you told Mike how you feel? - Oh, I can’t tell him. 261 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,800 This could be a deal breaker. Julie, I really love him. I don’t want to lose him. 262 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,800 Maybe you’re overreacting. I bet he’d rather have you then a baby. 263 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,500 What if he doesn’t? 264 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:21,500 Then that’s something you need to know. 265 00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:28,100 Susan shouldn’t have been so worried. 266 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,500 Children were the last thing on Mike’s mind. 267 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,200 He was too busy searching for answers 268 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,800 in all the wrong places. 269 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,500 Please... 270 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,600 You got lucky. 271 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:03,600 Didn’t hit anything major. 272 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,300 Noah’s getting impatient. - Well, you can tell Noah I’m getting closer. 273 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,800 That’s her, isn’t it? - Yeah. 274 00:21:14,835 --> 00:21:17,800 Hard to believe a kid from such a good family could get so messed up. 275 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,300 I met somebody who recognized her photo. 276 00:21:20,335 --> 00:21:23,000 I think she rented a room over on Pine Avenue. 277 00:21:23,035 --> 00:21:26,000 I was checking out houses when... 278 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,100 Hey, Mike, it’s me. Are you there? 279 00:21:28,135 --> 00:21:29,500 Pick up. Hello? 280 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,300 Okay, I know your home your lights are on. 281 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:39,800 Look, I really need to talk to you about something, uh. You know what? I’m just gonna stop by. 282 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,400 No, hey, hey I’m here. Ow! 283 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:45,900 Are you okay? 284 00:21:45,935 --> 00:21:48,900 Yup. Yeah, I just stubbed my toe. 285 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,500 Oh, um, so can I come over? I really need to talk to you about something. 286 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,400 Actually, I got a buddy over here right now. 287 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,200 Um, can it wait until dinner tomorrow? 288 00:22:03,235 --> 00:22:06,200 It’s kind of important. 289 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,100 Um, yeah I guess it can wait. 290 00:22:08,135 --> 00:22:11,100 So I’ll see you at seven? - All right. I’m counting the minutes. 291 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,400 You should take it easy for the next few days. 292 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,500 I can’t cancel. 293 00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:23,500 The last thing I need is for her to get suspicious. 294 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:31,700 Maybe it’s my dementia, but I still haven’t found my purple wall clock. 295 00:22:31,735 --> 00:22:35,700 Nobody in my family knows or cares where your stupid clock is. 296 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,500 Oh, and by the way, will you tell your little criminals to get their bikes out of the street? 297 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,900 Oh, I’ll get it. - No, don’t you dare. 298 00:22:43,935 --> 00:22:46,900 We’ll move it when you say please. 299 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,700 Please. 300 00:23:00,735 --> 00:23:03,600 OK, Lynette, let's not go crazy. 301 00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:07,600 Even though it was Mrs. McCluskey who had officially declared war, 302 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,000 it was Lynette who decided to deliver the opening salvo. 303 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:13,800 You’re going to clean that up. 304 00:23:13,835 --> 00:23:16,800 Think so? - Yes. 305 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:24,900 Yes, the war of Wisteria Lane would indeed prove to be messy for everyone involved. 306 00:23:27,900 --> 00:23:30,900 Pardon me, pardon me. 307 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,600 We were wondering what the coil count was on this one. 308 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,200 PLEASE DO NOT TALK TO MODEL 309 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,500 Oh. Sorry. 310 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,300 What is this? 311 00:23:54,335 --> 00:23:58,300 People keep coming and talking to me asking me questions. That is not my job. 312 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,900 Well. You don’t have to be rude. 313 00:24:00,935 --> 00:24:03,900 I am not a mattress sales person. 314 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,400 Is there something wrong with being a mattress sales person? 315 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:11,100 Is it beneath you or something? - Honestly, yes. 316 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,300 I am a model. 317 00:24:13,335 --> 00:24:16,300 You know what, your agent warned me that you were a diva, and he was right. 318 00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,900 You won’t talk to the customers, you bitch about the coffee, 319 00:24:19,935 --> 00:24:22,900 and you wouldn’t even chip in for Hazel’s birthday cake. 320 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,800 I just met the woman today. 321 00:24:24,835 --> 00:24:27,800 That didn’t stop you from havin' a piece. 322 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:32,500 I’m sorry, but I don’t want someone around my store that's not a team player. 323 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,300 Oh no, no, no, wait, wait. - You’re fired, princess. - No! 324 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000 I need to know if my policy covers it. 325 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,400 No, my car actually wasn’t involved. It was my neighbor's car. 326 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,400 But the egg was mine. 327 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,300 Uh huh. Can I please speak to your supervisor? 328 00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:56,700 Honey? Would you come out here? 329 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,600 What? 330 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:05,600 Look what I found stashed in the boys' playhouse. 331 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Please tell me that’s not a purple wall clock. 332 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,600 Pack your bags. We’re moving. 333 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,300 VACATIONS 1980-82 - SCHOOL - WEDDING - VACATIONS 1983-86 - PETS - CAR ACCIDENT 92 - FAMILY - CHILDHOOD - ... 334 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,300 FAMILY 335 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,100 VOLUNTEER STAFF 1987 DOROTHY DRAKE REHABILITATION HOUSE 336 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,300 Discouraged over losing her job, 337 00:26:02,335 --> 00:26:07,300 Gabrielle decided a makeover would be the perfect cure for her depression. 338 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,800 It was after finding a moisturizer she couldn’t afford 339 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,100 that it finally occurred to Gabrielle. 340 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:22,700 Perhaps it was her pride that needed a makeover. 341 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:28,100 Excuse me, Miss? 342 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:31,500 You forgot to give me my receipt. 343 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:36,500 Oh, right. Oh, here. Here you go. Thank you. Come again. 344 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:49,300 Mrs. Solis? 345 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,600 Oh, god. 346 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,200 Hello. 347 00:26:57,235 --> 00:27:00,200 Hello, Yao Lin. How are you? 348 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,100 Good. Very good. 349 00:27:03,135 --> 00:27:04,800 I wanted to call you. 350 00:27:04,835 --> 00:27:07,400 I felt terrible about how we left things. 351 00:27:07,435 --> 00:27:09,900 I need lipstick. 352 00:27:09,935 --> 00:27:12,900 Okay but... - Now. 353 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,500 You must be loving this, huh? 354 00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:21,500 Having me serve you must be a dream come true. 355 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,300 Can’t complain. 356 00:27:24,335 --> 00:27:27,300 That’s the difference between you and me, Yao Lin. Our dreams. 357 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:31,100 Close your eyes, please. Thank you. 358 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,900 You see I dreamed of pulling myself up from nothing, and I did. 359 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:39,100 I dreamed about the things I wanted and I got them all. 360 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:43,700 A high powered career, a handsome husband, an extravagant house. 361 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,400 So, this is just a blip in the radar for me. 362 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000 Because now, I know what I’m capable of 363 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:56,100 and if I did it once, I can do it again. 364 00:27:57,100 --> 00:28:00,100 I’m never really down, Yao Lin, even when it looks like I am. 365 00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:04,900 So, enjoy this moment, enjoy your dream, 366 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:08,300 because for you it doesn’t get any better then this. 367 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,800 There. Don’t you look beautiful. 368 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,000 Right this way. 369 00:28:36,035 --> 00:28:37,500 Everything okay? 370 00:28:37,535 --> 00:28:39,500 Oh yeah, this dress is just riding up as it is. 371 00:28:39,535 --> 00:28:42,500 If I walk any faster it’ll be happy Valentine's Day for everyone. 372 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,600 Especially me. 373 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:47,300 Thank you. 374 00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:53,299 Excuse me, Miss? 375 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:04,300 I am so sorry! Is everyone okay? 376 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,500 Oh, oh. Thank you. Thank you! 377 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:16,700 Oh, ma'am, your napkin. - Don’t even think about it. 378 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,900 Oh, that’s so wonderful what you wrote, thank you. 379 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,200 Okay, I’m not gonna be any kind of company until I get something off my chest. 380 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,800 Do you remember the other day when you said that you wanted to have kids? - Mm hmm. 381 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,200 Here’s the thing, 382 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,500 I don’t think I’m ready to have another baby. 383 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,800 I think we need to have a serious conversation. 384 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,200 Sure. 385 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,500 I’m not going over there. - Yes you are. 386 00:30:11,535 --> 00:30:16,500 No. I can deal with the humiliation of going around the neighborhood returning everything they stole, 387 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,900 but please don’t make me apologize to that woman. 388 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:24,300 This is what it means to be a good neighbor, finding ways of getting along instead of 389 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:29,300 hurling an egg at them. 390 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,400 But why do I have to apologize? Why don’t we just go: "Oh, now we’re even" and we'll start from scratch. 391 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:38,500 OK, if the "being a pleasant human being" argument doesn’t fly with you, we’ll try a "self preservation". 392 00:30:38,535 --> 00:30:41,400 What if she wakes up in the middle of the night, the house is on fire - 393 00:30:41,435 --> 00:30:42,900 you don’t want her to call 911? 394 00:30:42,935 --> 00:30:46,900 If our house catches fire, I guarantee you she's the one that started it. 395 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,000 My point is, the day will come when we need her help 396 00:30:50,035 --> 00:30:53,000 and I don’t want her not to help us just because of some silly feud. 397 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:58,700 Fine, I’ll do it. 398 00:30:58,735 --> 00:31:00,400 Wow, thank you. 399 00:31:00,435 --> 00:31:04,400 Whoever came up with the motto "Love thy neighbor" clearly lived nowhere near Karen McCluskey. 400 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Yes, well, on Valentine’s Day the only motto that really matters is 401 00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:13,400 "Love thy husband". 402 00:31:13,435 --> 00:31:16,400 Really? I recall no such motto. 403 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:26,600 I understand why you would want to have kids, 404 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:30,600 but that chapter of my life is just closed. I don’t think I can go back there. 405 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,600 And so, given the way I feel and given the way I think you feel... 406 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,400 Oh god, you’re not taking this well. Oh I was afraid of this. - Um. 407 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,400 What? 408 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:54,600 I've got to go. 409 00:31:54,635 --> 00:31:57,000 What? 410 00:31:57,035 --> 00:32:00,000 I’m sorry. 411 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,700 I don’t believe this. 412 00:32:02,735 --> 00:32:05,600 You’re leaving without even trying to talk me into having your baby? 413 00:32:05,635 --> 00:32:08,600 I mean how do you know I wouldn't cave. I always cave. 414 00:32:10,399 --> 00:32:13,399 Mike?! 415 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,400 Good night. - Night. 416 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,400 So, how does this domination thing work? 417 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,900 So there’s nothing to be afraid of. 418 00:32:46,935 --> 00:32:49,900 I mostly will be constructing simple scenarios and acting them out. 419 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,600 So, it’s like we’re in a little play. 420 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,700 Sort of. 421 00:32:56,735 --> 00:32:59,700 And if things do get too rough we’ll have a control word. 422 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,400 If one of us says it, the other backs off immediately. 423 00:33:02,435 --> 00:33:05,400 Okay. So what’s our control word? 424 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Well, lately I’ve been using Philadelphia. 425 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,800 What’s wrong? 426 00:33:13,835 --> 00:33:16,000 Well it’s just that my Aunt Fern lives in Philadelphia 427 00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:20,000 and I don’t want to be thinking about her while I’m spanking you with a leather strap. 428 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Okay. Fine. You pick a control word. 429 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,200 Um, how about Boise? 430 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,800 Boise? - What’s the matter with Boise? 431 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,200 We’re going to be doing psychological role playing here, Bree, 432 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:40,500 and a funny word like Boise would ruin the mood. 433 00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:43,500 We need something that sounds serious. 434 00:33:45,500 --> 00:33:48,500 Hmm. How about Palestine? 435 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:53,700 Boise will be just fine. 436 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,400 So I guess we should, uh, get started. 437 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 What do you want me to do? 438 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,800 Handcuff me to the bed. 439 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:08,800 Bree, you are not going to regret taking this journey with me. 440 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,400 This is going to infuse our marriage with more passion then you could imagine. 441 00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:17,500 You just have to trust me. 442 00:34:17,535 --> 00:34:20,500 I do. 443 00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,900 Would you mind if I ran these through the dishwasher once? 444 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,900 Sure. 445 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,600 You can wait here. You can go in to see him as soon as the doctor's finished. 446 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,900 Oh, okay. Thanks. 447 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,600 Can you believe that story? 448 00:34:40,635 --> 00:34:43,600 Please. There’s no way that gun shot wound was self-inflicted. 449 00:34:43,635 --> 00:34:46,400 Funny how he can’t seem to remember who stitched him up. 450 00:34:46,435 --> 00:34:49,400 Well, the police are on their way to talk to him. Let them sort it out. 451 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,200 Sorry about ruining dinner. 452 00:35:14,235 --> 00:35:17,200 Ah, please. I’m just glad you’re okay. 453 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:24,300 So, you shot yourself? 454 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,200 Pretty lame, huh? 455 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:34,300 I was cleaning my automatic and 456 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,700 I was too embarrassed to tell you. 457 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,400 Well, I could see why you would be. 458 00:35:41,435 --> 00:35:45,400 I know it sounds crazy. I just couldn’t let myself ruin your Valentine's Day. 459 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,000 But I heard what you said at the restaurant 460 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:55,100 about not wanting kids. - We don’t have to talk about that now. 461 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,200 Oh, Susan, I just want to be with you above everything else. 462 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,800 If that means not being a dad... 463 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:10,500 I may be stupid enough to shoot myself, 464 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,800 but I’m not stupid enough to walk away from you. 465 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,400 You know that, right? 466 00:36:20,435 --> 00:36:22,200 Yeah. 467 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,700 I’m gonna go outside and let you rest for a while. 468 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,200 Thanks. 469 00:36:38,235 --> 00:36:41,200 For being so understanding. 470 00:36:56,500 --> 00:37:00,500 Mr. Delfino, I’m Officer Russell, this is Officer Walters. 471 00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:04,300 We'd like to ask you a few questions. 472 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,600 What do you want? 473 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:28,100 The boys have something they’d like to say to you. 474 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,800 I have some tea heating on the stove. Perhaps you'd better come inside, boys. 475 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,400 What about you, Lynette? D'you have anything to say? 476 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,300 No. I’ll just wait out here. 477 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,400 Suit yourself. 478 00:38:02,900 --> 00:38:05,900 You boys want some peanut brittle? 479 00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:07,900 Go ahead. 480 00:38:07,935 --> 00:38:10,900 Don’t get any crumbs on my floor. Move over. 481 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,600 Okay. Go ahead, make with the apology. 482 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,900 We’re sorry. 483 00:38:22,935 --> 00:38:25,600 That’s it, huh? 484 00:38:25,635 --> 00:38:28,600 Didn’t you know that stealing is wrong? 485 00:38:28,635 --> 00:38:30,100 How old are you anyway? 486 00:38:30,135 --> 00:38:31,400 We’re 6. 487 00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:34,400 And how old are you? - 5. 488 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,800 Well, your mother just pops 'em out, doesn’t she? 489 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,400 How old are you? 490 00:38:40,435 --> 00:38:42,100 How old do you think? 491 00:38:42,135 --> 00:38:45,100 150. 492 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,200 Hurry up and eat your peanut brittle. 493 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,900 Who's that? 494 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,600 That’s my little boy. 495 00:39:00,635 --> 00:39:03,600 Where does he live? 496 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 He died when he was 12. 497 00:39:06,035 --> 00:39:07,900 How come? 498 00:39:07,935 --> 00:39:10,700 He got sick. 499 00:39:10,735 --> 00:39:13,700 He was a little terror like you three. 500 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,100 You would’ve liked him. 501 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,800 Now, are you done with the peanut brittle? 502 00:39:22,835 --> 00:39:25,800 Let's go. 503 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:31,100 Now, I want to say something to you before you go. 504 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,900 What you did was wrong, 505 00:39:33,935 --> 00:39:36,900 but it’s nice that you wanted to get a present for your mom for Valentine's Day. 506 00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:43,300 Nobody is ever gonna love you like your mother. 507 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,500 All right, let’s go. 508 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,600 Get the hell out of my house. 509 00:39:51,635 --> 00:39:55,600 In her heart, Lynette knew she would probably never love her neighbor, 510 00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:01,700 never realizing that love was the one thing she and her neighbor had in common. 511 00:40:15,799 --> 00:40:18,799 Hey. - Hey, Lynette. 512 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,900 Um... - What’s wrong? 513 00:40:23,935 --> 00:40:28,900 My kids have been on kind of a thieving jag, stealing stuff from around the neighborhood. 514 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,200 I’m so sorry. 515 00:40:31,235 --> 00:40:34,200 I know, they’re being punished. Probably for life. 516 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800 But I needed you to see something. 517 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,200 They said they stole it from Mike’s garage. From inside his work bench. Your Mike. 518 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,200 So? 519 00:40:52,235 --> 00:40:55,200 Read the engraving. 520 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,500 Is that blood? 521 00:41:03,535 --> 00:41:06,300 I don’t know. 522 00:41:06,335 --> 00:41:09,300 What does this mean? 523 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,500 I don’t know. 524 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,200 It’s impossible to grasp just how powerful love is. 525 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,800 It can sustain us through trying times 526 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,000 or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices. 527 00:41:41,100 --> 00:41:45,100 It can force decent men to commit the darkest deeds 528 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,400 or compel ordinary women 529 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,500 to search for hidden truths. 530 00:41:56,100 --> 00:41:59,100 And long after we’re gone, 531 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,600 love remains burned into our memories. 532 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,700 We all search for love, 533 00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,700 but some of us, after we found it, 534 00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:17,100 wish we hadn’t.