1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,200 Previously on "desperate housewives"... 2 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,800 I am just trying to move on with my life. 3 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:05,800 Are you having an affair with my husband? 4 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,700 Suspicion ended in tragedy. 5 00:00:07,700 --> 00:00:10,700 I'm here to see Rex Van De Kamp. Apparently, he had a heart attack. 6 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:11,500 Trust... 7 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,000 It kills me that I'm putting you through this. 8 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,100 was put on trial. 9 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:16,800 Bring me the passport, and Mr. Solis can visit his mother. 10 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,800 And ex-husband 11 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,600 You walked out on your family. 12 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,800 was replaced. 13 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,400 She is out there throwing herself at Mike Delfino 14 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,700 And everyone 15 00:00:25,700 --> 00:00:28,300 Wow, your own personal nanny? Smell you. 16 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,900 was getting in over their heads. 17 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:41,800 Edie Britt could never understand why she didn't have any female friends. 18 00:00:42,700 --> 00:00:46,800 Of course, she always tried to tell people she didn't need any, 19 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,200 but the truth was 20 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,400 it bothered Edie that other women didn't seem to like her. 21 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,600 Even after moving to Wisteria Lane... 22 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,700 oh, and be careful. There are breakables in there. 23 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:03,200 Edie couldn't understand why her neighbors kept their distance. 24 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,300 And then she met Martha Huber. 25 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,100 Hola. 26 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:14,700 Within five minutes, Mrs. Huber managed to disparage what Edie was wearing. 27 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:15,600 No 28 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:21,100 In fact, whenever they got together, Mrs. Huber insulted her. 29 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,700 She made fun of everything from Edie's makeup... 30 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,100 to her taste in men. 31 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:34,000 Yes, Martha Huber could be cruel, offensive, and downright mean, 32 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:41,800 but Edie didn't care, because she was the first real friend Edie Britt had ever had. 33 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:46,900 But now Martha Huber was missing. She had vanished without a trace, 34 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:52,200 and Edie was not embarrassed to admit she needed her back. 35 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,500 Edie? 36 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,600 Yes. 37 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,500 I'm Felicia Tilman, 38 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,100 Martha's sister. 39 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:00,700 Really? 40 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,400 What's wrong? 41 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:06,800 Oh, nothing's wrong. It's just that Martha always said how alike you two were. 42 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,300 I just don't seethe family resemblance. 43 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:12,600 It's there. It just takes a while to become apparent. 44 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,900 Do you have the key to her house? 45 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:22,000 I do. After the police kicked the door in, they put on this temporary lock. 46 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,300 Oh, and by the way, the neighbors are coming over at noon. 47 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:28,000 We're going to organize and hand out flyers. 48 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,500 the key? 49 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,000 Oh, right. 50 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:35,600 You know, I can only imagine how worried you must be. 51 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,500 I'm not worried, Edie. 52 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:41,700 Martha and I have a very intense bond. We were connected at the most primal level, 53 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:46,500 and a few days ago, I felt this sensation in my soul. 54 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,600 That's when it first dawned on me that something had happened to my sister, 55 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,800 and then when she didn't arrive at my home as scheduled, 56 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,000 well, that's when I knew she was dead. 57 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Oh, honey, no. You mustn't think like that. 58 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,500 Martha's only missing. 59 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:04,400 No, Edie. She's dead. 60 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:10,300 But she's my sister, and I'm going to find out exactly what happened to her. 61 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:15,900 Look, Felicia, it's natural to freak out when a loved one's missing. 62 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,900 Loved one? 63 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:21,800 Oh. Edie, let me be clear about this -- 64 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,800 I hated Martha. 65 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:30,300 She was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day she died, this world became a better place. 66 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:36,400 It was in that moment that Edie finally saw the family resemblance. 67 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:19,600 Episode 11 : Move On 68 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,600 Mrs. Huber was missing. 69 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:30,200 The words echoed down Wisteria Lane until every last resident was aware of her disappearance. 70 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,300 By noon, dozens of neighbors had gathered. 71 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,400 Some came to volunteer. 72 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,400 Some came in sympathy. 73 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:42,000 And some came to learn exactly what the police knew 74 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,500 and what they didn't. 75 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,000 & nbsp; 76 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,200 So I'll need you to pass out flyers. 77 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,300 Put them in the mall, the park, anywhere you think Mrs. Huber might have been seen. 78 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,800 We need to jump on this. Time is of the essence. 79 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,400 Edie, would you like to say something? 80 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:02,700 On behalf of Martha and her sister Felicia, 81 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,600 I'd like to thank you all for coming here today. 82 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:11,200 You know, my last conversation with Martha was one of anger, 83 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,000 and I'll never forgive myself for the things that I said. 84 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:18,800 I lay awake at night thinking about it. 85 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:29,000 I don't know how she did it, but Edie managed to make this all about her. 86 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,300 She's a talented girl, our Edie. 87 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,800 Has anybody talked to Bree? How's Rex doing? 88 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,700 She's bringing him home from the hospital today. 89 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:38,900 Boy, I don't know how he had a heart attack. He was so young. 90 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,200 Hey, how creepy is Mrs. Huber's sister? 91 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,400 I know. 92 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,300 The way she was talking about Mrs. Huber, it was like she was already dead. 93 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,500 You don't think she's... 94 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,500 oh, no. I'm sure she's fine. We're talking about Mrs. Huber. 95 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:51,600 She's like a roach. 96 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:57,100 I just wanted you to know that everyone on Wisteria Lane is praying for your sister's safe return. 97 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,000 Oh, I seriously doubt that. 98 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,900 What do you mean, you're not taking care of him? 99 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,800 Dad's being released today. He's got to have a place to recuperate. 100 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,600 Well, then, he can go to a motel, because he is not allowed back in my house. 101 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,900 I thought you two were getting along. What happened? 102 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,500 That's... 103 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,700 between your father and me. 104 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,200 You're so selfish. 105 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:27,100 You know, I am so looking forward to the day that I get to put you in a nursing home. 106 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,900 I'm sorry to disappoint you, Andrew, 107 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:31,600 but my plan is to have an embolism and to die young. 108 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,300 Yeah, well, we're all rooting for you, but you might not be so lucky. 109 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,200 Andrew. 110 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,000 You want to see how long I can hold a grudge? 111 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,600 Go ahead and abandon my father, because I promise you, you'll be sorry. 112 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,800 You wouldn't be saying that if you knew what -- 113 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,300 knew what? 114 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:47,700 Well, come on, tell me, because I'd love to know what my father did that was so awful. 115 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,800 Fine. I will see him through this, but after that, 116 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,100 your father can rot in hell for all I care. 117 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:01,800 We're not like other families, are we? 118 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:05,300 No. We're not. 119 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:08,800 Gabrielle, it's not my fault that your bank accounts are frozen. 120 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,100 I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm just saying fix it. 121 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,900 Well, I wish I could, but the folks at the justice department aren't very sympathetic. 122 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,200 I'm running out of money. 123 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,600 In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be screwed. 124 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,400 Why don't you hock some of your jewelry? 125 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:24,400 There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of it's ugly. 126 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,300 Don't you have a toilet to scrub? 127 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,600 I'm just so angry with Carlos. 128 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:34,100 What was he thinking, exporting goods made from slave labor? 129 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,300 Why couldn't he have embezzled like other white-collar criminals? 130 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,500 All the justice department wants is to make sure that Carlos doesn't skip the country. 131 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,400 Now, if he's released on bail, 132 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:46,800 I can argue that he needs money to live on, and they'll probably unfreeze one of the smaller accounts. 133 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,400 But they won't release him on bail until they get the passport. 134 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,100 Exactly. 135 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,400 You haven't found that yet, have you? 136 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:58,000 Gabrielle wanted her old lifestyle back, no question. 137 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:03,100 But she wanted Carlos to suffer for his betrayal even more. 138 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,300 I'm still searching. 139 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:10,000 Well, in that case, you might want to think about looking for a job. 140 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,300 So I had a really good time. 141 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,000 Yeah, I bet you did. 142 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,900 Gotcha. 143 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,100 Hey. Is this a bad time? 144 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:26,600 For you? Of course it is. 145 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,900 That's cute. Tax stuff. I need your signature. 146 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,400 We've been divorced over a year. 147 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,100 2003. 148 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:35,400 Well, please, just come on in. 149 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,600 Uh, Mike, I don't think you've officially met my ex Karl Mayer. 150 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:41,000 Oh, hey. Mike Delfino. 151 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,400 Right. The plumber. 152 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:49,900 Yeah, I don't have the right washer for this faucet, so I'm just going to go across the street and get it. 153 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,200 So he seems okay. 154 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,400 Yeah, he is. 155 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,800 So what do you want me to sign? 156 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,500 Oh. I see. 157 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,100 By the way, Julie told me about her birthday plans. 158 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:06,700 Yeah, we're going to a restaurant downtown. 159 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:09,300 A guy who plays piano and a open Mike. 160 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:12,200 Julie got a bunch of her girlfriends together, and so we're just going to make a night of it. 161 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,400 Julie loves to sing. It sounds nice. 162 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,400 Here you go. 163 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,200 All righty. 164 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,200 Give my best to Brandi. 165 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,300 Actually, uh... 166 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:22,300 we're not together anymore. 167 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,300 You're not? 168 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,100 What happened? 169 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,200 I caught her in bed with another guy. 170 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:31,100 Go ahead. Do your happy dance. You deserve it. 171 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:35,000 No, no, really. I'm -- I'm sorry that you had to go through that. I am. 172 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,600 Uh... 173 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,600 it's just really hard for me right now. 174 00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:46,800 Thanks. 175 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:59,000 try ripping up old photos. It helps. 176 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,600 Well, have fun this weekend. 177 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,500 Let me knowhow the party goes. 178 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,100 Karl... 179 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,000 do you want to join us? 180 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,500 Susan... 181 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,600 you're the best. 182 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:25,300 Ooh, well... yeah, I am the best, aren't I? 183 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,600 You know, if we're going to buy a water heater, we should talk about it. 184 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,800 We could go to the mall tomorrow. They're having a sale. 185 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,700 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 186 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,700 Well, I'm just trying to plan my day. 187 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,400 Please, honey, I'm so tired. 188 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,500 Okay. 189 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,000 - Hon? - Hmm? 190 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,100 Did you set up the coffee maker? 191 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,200 Oh, no. 192 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:06,200 You know what? I'll do it in the morning. I promise, I'll get up early and do it. 193 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,700 - Tom... - mm. 194 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:12,300 Tom...come on. 195 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,500 Thanks. 196 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,400 Yeah. 197 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,500 Claire? 198 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,400 I'm -- I'm, uh... 199 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:58,800 wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were up. 200 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,000 Yeah, I- I thought you were sleeping. 201 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,600 I was just going upstairs. 202 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,200 Do you want me to make the coffee? 203 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:09,700 Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah. 204 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,900 I'm just going to, um, I'm just, you know, go back up to my room. 205 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,200 Okay. 206 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:17,800 All right. 207 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,000 Good night. 208 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,900 Good night. 209 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,200 Also, you know, if we go to the mall, we can go to the shoe store. 210 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,900 You said you wanted new running shoes. 211 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,900 What? 212 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:37,800 Oh. 213 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,700 The next morning, while the search for Martha Huber continued, 214 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,400 Lynette discovered a little family secret -- 215 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,200 one she wasn't even looking for. 216 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,600 Good morning. 217 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,500 Morning. 218 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,600 Want some coffee? 219 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,600 Uh, yeah, thanks. 220 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,300 I didn't want to come down till Tom left for work. 221 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,300 I'm still a little embarrassed. 222 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,900 About what? 223 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,400 Oh, he didn't tell you? 224 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:18,900 Well, actually, it's kind of funny. Um...I was doing some laundry, 225 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:22,600 and I noticed that the robe I was wearing had some baby food on it, 226 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:27,300 so I threw it in, figuring I could dash upstairs while everyone was asleep, 227 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:30,100 and then I ran into Tom 228 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,400 while I was totally naked. 229 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:41,600 And so, Claire, when did this incident occur? 230 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,000 I don't know. It was pretty late. 231 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,300 I think he might have come down to make coffee or something. 232 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,900 You don't say. 233 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,100 Wow. 234 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,900 Wow. 235 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:59,600 Wow. Well, this is certainly impressive. I can definitely get you work as a model, 236 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,500 but you do realize it's different from the runway work you did in New York and Milan. 237 00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:06,500 Of course. I made $10,000 a day. 238 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,800 I don't expect to --to make that here. 239 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,700 Well, that's good, because you won't. 240 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,400 Yeah. So what do you got? 241 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,300 Well, there is something. 242 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:22,400 Uh, they need a model to demonstrate the new buick lacrosse at the fairview mall. 243 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:28,000 It's just going to be you and the car on a revolving platform. 300 bucks for the day. 244 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,800 Uh, what else do you have? 245 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,900 Sure. 246 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:36,900 Um... ooh. Can you swing a sword? 247 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:41,900 Sci-fi convention needs someone to dress up as a warrior princess. 248 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,200 A warrior princess? 249 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:49,000 Mr. Gibb, I am a professional model. 250 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,800 Look at this bone structure. 251 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,600 This face is a cash cow. 252 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,600 And if you don't have the vision to take advantage of that, then maybe I'm at the wrong agency. 253 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,000 Hey, look, honey, 254 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,400 I'm the only modeling agent in a 100-mile radius. 255 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,700 I book women for boat shows and garden tool expos. 256 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:07,100 If you don't like it, move back to the city. 257 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,800 This, um, buick thing... 258 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,200 does it include lunch? 259 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,000 Just so you know, 260 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,700 I really am grateful for everything you're doing for me. 261 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,600 Oh, I don't need your gratitude. 262 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,600 You're only here because your children are master extortionists. 263 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,000 So you didn't tell them about -- 264 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,700 your adultery? No, I decided to keep that little gem all to myself. 265 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,100 Listen, I know this is a real imposition -- 266 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,400 yes, it is. 267 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,700 The doctor said you could be here for weeks. 268 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:47,600 Would it make you feel any better if I told you I'm sorry for what I did? 269 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,600 Yes, it would... 270 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,700 if I still felt anything for you. 271 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:57,100 But as it stands, the place you used to occupy in my heart is very much empty now. 272 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,300 You must still feel something for me. 273 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,400 And why do you think that? 274 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,200 Oh, come on. Bree, look at this. 275 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:09,100 You're using the good china,freshly pressed napkins, flowers from the garden. 276 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,300 This tray was prepared with loving care. 277 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,100 Do me a favor, Rex -- 278 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:18,100 please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection. 279 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,400 Hold on a sec. 280 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,000 Okay. Now I'm good. 281 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,200 What? 282 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,500 You're just --god, I love you. 283 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh. 284 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,600 Well...that's great. 285 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,500 Wait, look, that just kind of popped out. 286 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:56,900 No, no, it's fine. It just kind of caught me off-guard. 287 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,300 I mean, I want to say it back. 288 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,700 Yeah, but you're not ready. It's okay. 289 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,900 You're not mad, are you? 290 00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:06,700 No, god. We haven't even been dating that long, and you've got other issues. I get it. 291 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,900 Good. 292 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,500 Issues? What kind of issues do you think I have? 293 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,800 You know, I retract my earlier statement. I no longer love you. 294 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,700 In fact, I just think of you as a really good buddy. 295 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:21,400 No. No, no, no, no. You obviously think you have some insight into my soul, 296 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,300 so please go ahead. Dazzle me. 297 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,200 Your divorce left you hurt and vulnerable. 298 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,900 Big insight. The postman knows that. 299 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,700 And there's a chance you might still have feelings for your ex. 300 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,200 W hat? 301 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,000 I loathe Karl, 302 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 and the postman will back me up on that, too. 303 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,600 I'm sure part of you does hate him, but, well, maybe part of you is still hung up on him. 304 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,000 Where are you getting this? 305 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,200 Well, he broke up with the woman he left you for, 306 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,500 and what was the first thing you did? You hugged him 307 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,500 and invited him to a party. 308 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,600 Okay. 309 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,900 The analysis part of this evening is now over. 310 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,700 Hey... you asked. 311 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,600 Well, you know what? 312 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,700 You're going to come to julie's party tomorrow night, 313 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:07,400 and you're going to see Karl and I together, 314 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,000 and you're going to understand once and for all that I have no feelings for him whatsoever. 315 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,100 Well, actually, I have tickets to a basketball game -- 316 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,500 well, actually, you're coming to the party tomorrow, and that's the end of it. 317 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,300 This is what I get for saying "I love you." 318 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,200 What? 319 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,600 Nothing. 320 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,700 There you go. 321 00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,100 Hello, George. 322 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,100 Mrs. Van De Kamp. You're looking lovely today. 323 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,700 You always say the nicest things. 324 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,700 Well, it's, uh, it's true. 325 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:37,400 Listen, I have a prescription here for Rex. I don't know if you heard, but he had a heart attack. 326 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,700 I had no idea. Is he okay? 327 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:44,200 Oh, yes, he'll --he'll live, but, uh, the doctor says he's at risk for something called pericarditis. 328 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,400 Do you know anything about that? 329 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,500 It's an inflammation of the membrane that surrounds the heart. 330 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:52,200 It'll take a few months to make sure it doesn't develop, but he'll need constant care. 331 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,200 So I hear. 332 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,600 As the words "constant care" echoed in her head, 333 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,700 Bree caught a sickening glimpse into her future... 334 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,100 okay, here we go. 335 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:08,700 Which prompted her to seek an old-fashioned remedy. 336 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,900 George, would you go out to dinner with me? 337 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,800 Um, y-you mean like a date? 338 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,200 Yes. I think it would be fun. 339 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,500 What about your husband? 340 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,800 Oh, him. 341 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,900 Well, we're separated. 342 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:35,100 In spite of Mrs. Huber's disappearance, life on Wisteria Lane started to return to normal 343 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:41,000 until an intriguing discovery was made on a dirt road next to the interstate. 344 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,600 This is officer burton. 345 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:48,700 I have an abandoned vehicle registered to a missing person. One Martha Huber. Please advise. 346 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:57,700 As news spread of this mysterious development, everyone in the neighborhood decided to band together 347 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,000 to show their support and to look for clues... 348 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,700 or worse. 349 00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:05,800 I'm keeping my eyes on the horizon. 350 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,500 Please tell me if I am about to step on a body part. 351 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,400 It's a search and rescue, not recover. We don't know if she's dead. 352 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,000 Yeah, people fake their own abductions all the time. 353 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Could we talk about something else, something less depressing? 354 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,900 Well, here's something -- Mike told me he loved me. 355 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,100 Oh, my god! 356 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,700 Over here! They found the body! 357 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,800 No, I'm sorry! False alarm! We didn't find a body. 358 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:28,900 Uh, Susan just had some really good news. 359 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:32,300 - Sorry. - It was nothing. False alarm. 360 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:37,000 Well, doesn't that figure. Susan always finds a way to make it about her. 361 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:44,900 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the fabulous buick lacrosse. 362 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,500 It -- it has expertly crafted interior, 363 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:59,100 peaceful, quiet tuning, and ultra sonic rear parking assist. 364 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,400 Observe the remote activation feature. 365 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:12,900 Uh, and it also has a lot of other exciting, good, cool car things. 366 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,300 Tom, Lynette. What are you doing here? 367 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:36,000 We're buying a new water heater. Um, how about you? 368 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,400 Just doing a little shopping, trying to get my mind off things. 369 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,500 Hey, Gabby, you need help? It looks like you're stuck here. 370 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,700 Oh, I guess I am. 371 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:45,400 - No worries. I got it. - Guess I got too close to the turntable. 372 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,100 I'm a sucker for these buicks. 373 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,600 Come on, you bastard. 374 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:54,600 You know, with their, uh, perfectly crafted interior and peaceful, quiet tuning. 375 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,300 Uh-huh. 376 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,400 Little formal for the mall. 377 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:04,000 Oh, uh, you know, I-I wanted to match the shoes to the dress. 378 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,100 This is, uh, sarah, 379 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:11,500 my shopping buddy. We like to hitthe boutiques together. 380 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:17,300 Okay, well, you gals, um, shop your little hearts out. See you later. 381 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:20,000 Bye. 382 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,600 Wow. Look at you. You going out? 383 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,700 Not that it's any of your business, but, um, I have a date. 384 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,700 A date? What kind of date? 385 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,900 Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you. 386 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:44,600 The doctor says any undue stress could cause another heart attack. 387 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:55,200 It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man, and I intend to french the hell out of him. 388 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,500 Oh, right on time. 389 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,100 - Hi. - Hi. 390 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:05,200 In my spare time, I garden. I thought you might like these. 391 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,900 Oh, my. They're exquisite. 392 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:09,600 Compost and eggshells? 393 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,800 Yes. 394 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,000 Oh. Come on in. 395 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,700 Thanks. 396 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,200 George, you remember Rex. 397 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,200 Uh, I thought you said you were separated. 398 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:27,200 Oh, we are, emotionally. Physically, he just lives here because his mistress refuses to care for him. 399 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,800 Would you like a drink? 400 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,100 Uh, no, I-I'm fine, thanks. 401 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,400 Rex, say hello to George. 402 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,700 Hello, George. 403 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,000 Hello, Dr. Van De Kamp. 404 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,700 I'm going to go put these in water. 405 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:43,200 George, why don't you have a seat, and I'll be right back? 406 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,200 So, uh, how's your heart, Dr. Van De Kamp? 407 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,400 - Better. How's the pharmacy? - Busy. It's busy. 408 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:05,800 Is something funny? 409 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,500 It's -- it's nothing. 410 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:14,100 See, I, uh...I recently engaged in some extracurricular activity, 411 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:17,700 and now bree's doing anything she can to make me suffer 412 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,900 All you can do is laugh. 413 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:22,400 Yeah. I-I guess. 414 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:28,300 Oh, these flowers are stunning. They're the best ones I've ever gotten. 415 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,200 Shall we? 416 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,300 Well, it was nice talking to you, Dr. Van De Kamp. 417 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:38,900 Please. You're dating my wife. Call me Rex. 418 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,700 That salesgirl that sold us the water heater -- she had a cute figure. 419 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,000 Yeah, I guess. I didn't notice. 420 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:52,600 Oh, how can you say? She was so your type-- big breasts, really curvy. 421 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:53,700 What are you doing? 422 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:59,000 Nothing. I'm just saying you prefer women who are really curvy, women like that salesgirl or Claire. 423 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,700 There's only one type that I prefer. 424 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:03,600 You. 425 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,600 Aw, you kissed me as though that would end this conversation, and it so won't. 426 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,300 Why am I in trouble? I haven't done anything wrong. 427 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,500 The only reason you made love to me the other night was because you had just seen claire naked. 428 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,600 aw, crap. 429 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,900 Claire is a great nanny. It would be stupid to lose her over something like this. 430 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:26,100 You and I have had crushes before. We always tell each other. 431 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,700 We laugh about it. It's no big deal. 432 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,600 What worries me about this is you're denying you're obviously attracted. Why? 433 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,300 I'm not denying anything. 434 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,900 Oh, so you are attracted to her. 435 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,100 I didn't say that. 436 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,400 What are you doing? 437 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:42,300 We are not going anywhere until you confess you have the hots for our nanny. 438 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:45,100 Tom, it's okay. She's attractive. 439 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:49,900 Men by nature are drawn to fertile young women with whom they can plant their seed. 440 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:54,900 It's the basic flaw of your gender. I get it. Just do me the honor of -- 441 00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,500 we'd all like to get out of here. Is there a problem? 442 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,900 My husband won't admit that he has lust in his heart. 443 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,800 Can you give us a minute? 444 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:13,200 Lynette, Claire is attractive, yes. 445 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,900 But I am not attracted to her. 446 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:20,400 Look, if I thought for even a second that there was any danger in having Claire around, 447 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,900 I'd be the first to get rid of her. 448 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:25,000 It's you. You're the one. 449 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,700 You always have been, and you always will be. 450 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:34,800 All right. Hold your water. 451 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:43,100 Then as a coda, we drink ice cream soda here down at the old five and dime, yeah 452 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,200 yay. Oh, you guys were fantastic. 453 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,600 Thank you. 454 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,300 Um, they've got a dance floor upstairs, and we're going to go check it out. 455 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,600 Okay. Have fun. 456 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,600 Edie. Over here. 457 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,100 What the hell is she doing here? 458 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,800 What, I don't get to bring a date? I heard you were bringing him. 459 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,700 Of all people, you pick that tired piece of -- 460 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:09,800 - Edie. - Hi, Susan. 461 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,000 Oh, thank you so much for the invite. 462 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,000 God knows I needed something to get my mind off poor Martha. 463 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,400 A kiss for the birthday boy. 464 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:28,300 Um, Edie, it's not his birthday. 465 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,600 Oh. Oh. 466 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:38,400 Thank you, George. That was a lovely evening. 467 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,900 The pleasure was mine. 468 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:46,100 There's nothing better than great conversation with a beautiful woman over a delicious meal. 469 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,900 Well, I guess I should go inside. 470 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:52,400 I'm glad we did this. 471 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,100 Me too. 472 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,100 Andrew. Where did you come from? 473 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:05,700 I was just on my wayback from brian's house. What's going on here? 474 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:09,100 Oh, uh, you remember Mr. Williams, our pharmacist. 475 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,400 - Hey there. - How's it going? 476 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,800 What are you doing in his car? 477 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:19,400 We're just, um, talking. Mr. Williams took me out to dinner. 478 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,700 You mean like on a date? 479 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:24,600 Well, um... 480 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:28,800 Yes. 481 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,400 You are aware that she's married, right? 482 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Andrew, your father and I are separated, and you know it. 483 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,000 I don't care. Couldn't you at least wait until he was out of the house? 484 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,600 The only reason he's still in the house is because you insisted I care for him. 485 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,800 So -- so what, what are you guys going to do now? 486 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,800 Are you -- are you two going to have sex? 487 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,000 - No, we are not going to have sex. - Why not? 488 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,900 Because I don't commit adultery like your father. 489 00:28:55,300 --> 00:29:01,200 That's right. Your father had an affair, I found out about it, and I'm just trying to move on with my life. 490 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:07,500 You should watch out for her. She's a liar. 491 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,000 Andrew... 492 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:23,700 In spite of her mounting debt, 493 00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:29,200 Gabrielle was determined to prove she could get along just fine without Carlos's money. 494 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,400 It wasn't until the electricity went out 495 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,100 that she finally began to see the light. 496 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,200 Mr. Hartley, it's Gabrielle Solis. 497 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,100 I need you to start working on releasing Carlos on bail. 498 00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:01,400 I just remembered where I put his passport. 499 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,300 But I, I took the sweet life 500 00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:09,200 never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet 501 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:14,600 I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring 502 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,900 that costs too much to be free 503 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,200 hey, lady 504 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,800 I've been to paradise 505 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:34,900 but I've never been 506 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:42,800 to me 507 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,800 Oh, thank you. 508 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,800 Damn, woman. You were good. 509 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,600 Yes. All right, you're next, susie Q. What you going to sing? 510 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:56,400 Yes 511 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,200 You sing? 512 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,600 Only when I'm alone. 513 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,000 Come on. We're among friends. 514 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,100 I don't think so. 515 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:04,200 Well, I, for one, would love to hear your voice. 516 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,900 Give it up, plumber. She's not budging. 517 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:08,800 You want to hear me sing? 518 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,800 Yeah. 519 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,500 Okay. 520 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,800 What's it going to be? I'll tell the piano player. 521 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,000 "New york, new york." 522 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,100 Oh, I am so excited to hear you. 523 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:24,800 Oh, but doesn't it just figure? 524 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,800 What do you mean? 525 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:29,600 You have to get up in front of a room full of people dressed like that. 526 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,300 I hope they don't turn on you. 527 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:37,100 I think I'll take my chances, sort of like you did on those high notes. 528 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,300 I'm going to get us two more. 529 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,900 That's a great idea. 530 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,600 So that Mike -- he seems pretty even-keeled. 531 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,400 Yeah. He's a great guy. 532 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,100 But you know, I mean, he's a little buster brown. 533 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,200 Don't you ever worry you're going to get bored? 534 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,700 Thanks for your concern, Karl. I'm fine. 535 00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,500 Go figure. 536 00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,000 Even though our marriage was crazy at times, it never got dull. 537 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Yeah, that part when you slept with your secretary was really exciting. 538 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,100 I know. How many times do I have to hear it? It was a mistake. 539 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:13,600 But don't I ever get credit for the 13 loyal years beforehand? 540 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,700 You must not be counting the Hendersons' christmas party. 541 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,200 Edie, not now. 542 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,800 Oh, what's the big deal, Karl? Your marriage is history anyway. 543 00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,300 Edie. 544 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:27,000 It was nothing, really. Basically, we both got plastered on eggnog, 545 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,700 and we found ourselves standing under the, uh, mistletoe, 546 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,700 and we were like, "okay, well, what do we do now?" 547 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:41,900 So I smiled, and he smiled, and then Karl reached over and started feeling me up. 548 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,800 - Susie, that's not how it happened. - All right, Susan, come on, you're up. 549 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,500 What? 550 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,100 This is --it's so silly. 551 00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:46,800 Susie -- 552 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,600 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Susan Mayer. 553 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:06,000 Start spreadin' the news 554 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,700 I'm leavin' today 555 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:13,300 I wanna be a part of it 556 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:17,100 new york, new york 557 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:19,900 these vagabond shoes 558 00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,700 you're an ass, you know that? No, keep playing. 559 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,200 Are longing to stray 560 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,000 there's a word, you know, right? 561 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,300 And get around the heart of it 562 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:34,100 new york, new york 563 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:36,000 I wanna 564 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,900 just tell you that the affair was one thing. 565 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:41,200 I mean, I forgave you, because on some small level, 566 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,800 I thought that you were in love with her, 567 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,800 and now I find out that you were just groping people at parties. 568 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,100 Top of the heap 569 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,500 Karl, don't you turn away from me. Look at me! 570 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,700 You know, what else were you doing during our marriage? 571 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,100 How many other women were you sticking it to? 572 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:06,300 As god is my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell before I ever feel sorry for you again! 573 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,400 New york 574 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:25,600 As the police interviewed the residents of Wisteria Lane about the mysterious disappearance of Martha Huber, 575 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:33,800 my husband Paul reasoned it would only be a matter of time before their digging would begin to yield answers. 576 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,000 Since he knew the police had no suspects, 577 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:05,500 he decided to point them towards the most logical candidate. 578 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:15,700 You see, if there's one thing Paul understood about the suburbs, it was this -- 579 00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,900 no one's ever more suspicious 580 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:25,100 than a new neighbor who's just moved in. 581 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,200 Parker's getting sniffly. 582 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,600 Yeah, I noticed that, too. I hope he's not coming down with a cold. 583 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:41,100 He doesn't have a cough yet, but he sort of has this post-nasal drip thing happening. 584 00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:42,800 I'll make an appointment for him. 585 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,300 I always say it is better to be safe than sorry. 586 00:35:46,300 --> 00:35:50,300 Little kids get sick, and it's -- sorry --out of control... 587 00:35:50,300 --> 00:36:01,400 man, kids with these colds, it's just -- just this vicious cycle. 588 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,100 Um, um, Claire? 589 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,600 We have to make some changes. 590 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:26,600 What are you doing? 591 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,500 I'm packing up your father's things for when he eventually moves out. 592 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,600 Well, here. Let me help you. 593 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,700 Look, I-I talked to dad, 594 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,600 and it turns out you were telling the truth. 595 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,700 Oh, andrew, I'm so sorry that I said anything. 596 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:51,400 No, you know, I'm glad you did. Now I know. 597 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,500 There comes this point in every boy's life. 598 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:58,100 What, finding out his dad's screwing around? 599 00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,700 No. 600 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:02,100 That his father's only human. 601 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,500 Listen, why are you taking care of him? 602 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,500 Is it because of what Danielle and I said? Because you can forget that. 603 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:12,000 I'll help you take his stuff out on the street if you want. 604 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,800 That's sweet, but I'm taking care of him because it's the right thing to do. 605 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,000 Why are you being such a push over? 606 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,100 I mean, he cheated on you. 607 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,800 He's a jerk. 608 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,300 Andrew... 609 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:28,000 you will not speak that way about your father in front of me. 610 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,000 Why the hell not? I mean, for once, I'm actually on your side. 611 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,700 Yes, I'm angry with him. 612 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,900 I am going to divorce him. I may even marry somebody else. 613 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:41,300 But make no mistake about it, your father is and always will be the love of my life. 614 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:47,200 He gave me the best18-year marriage that... 615 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,100 I could have ever hoped for. 616 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,400 And for that, you will respect him. 617 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,800 Okay 618 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,100 What is it? I'm really, really busy. 619 00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,500 I came by to apologize. 620 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:27,500 Oh. Well, in that case, come on in. I'm not doing anything. 621 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,500 I can't believe Edie brought the whole thing up. 622 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:38,100 Susan... I-I am so sorry. 623 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,100 I-I thought I was done hurting you. 624 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,700 Yeah, me too. 625 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,400 And just so you know, 626 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:48,200 I'm sorry for flipping out. 627 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,900 I shouldn't let you get to me like that. 628 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:54,600 What? 629 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,400 I do still get to you, don't I? 630 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,300 That's the difference between the plumber and me. 631 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:03,000 No, don't get me wrong, he's a good guy. I mean, I like him. 632 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,400 But I'm betting that you two don't have what we had together. 633 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,200 There was always a spark between us. 634 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,100 A spark? 635 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:15,700 Look, what I'm trying to say is he must seem really safe after me. 636 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:18,700 A moray eel would seem safe after you. 637 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:25,300 That's what I'm talking about -- that great back-and-forth, the joking around... 638 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:29,100 we still argue and push each other's buttons. 639 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,800 News flash --I hated all of that. 640 00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,400 Come on, you have to admit when it was good, 641 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,700 it was the best. 642 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:38,600 What are you saying? 643 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,000 Let's give this another shot. 644 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,500 You want me back? 645 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,500 Yeah. 646 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:49,600 Yeah. I realize now 647 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:55,100 that you were the woman that was meant for me. 648 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:59,000 Wow. 649 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,800 W-w-- just so we're clear, 650 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:08,500 so -- so you want to move back in here and -- and be faithful to me and love me with all your heart and soul? 651 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,100 Absolutely. 652 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,600 Oh, my god. This is so wonderful. 653 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,500 Yeah. I know, I know. 654 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,400 I want to kiss you. 655 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:21,100 Oh, god. No, Karl. Um, no, 656 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:28,000 what I meant by wonderful was that I wondered inside if I still had feelings for you, if deep down, I still loved you. 657 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,700 And? 658 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,100 And -- 659 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,900 There's nothing there. 660 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,900 Come on. You've got to feel something. 661 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:39,000 Well, actually, I do, yeah. Excuse me. 662 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,600 Oh, my god. 663 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:57,500 Susan. 664 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:59,400 Mike, guess what. 665 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,900 I love you. 666 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:02,000 Are you sure? 667 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,900 Yes. 668 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,400 Did I come at a bad time? 669 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,700 Um, they're just asking some questions about Mrs. Huber. 670 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,800 I love him. You can write that in your little book. 671 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:26,200 We are all searching for someone, 672 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:31,500 that special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives. 673 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,100 Someone who can offer companionship... 674 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:38,500 George? Hi, it's me -- Bree. 675 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,200 I was wondering, are you free next saturday? 676 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,700 You are? Oh, that's wonderful. 677 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,100 Or assistance... 678 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:50,200 hi. I understand your agency handles nannies. 679 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,200 I need someone experienced and preferably unattractive. 680 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,000 Or security. 681 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,300 Hi, honey. Did the lawyer tell you the good news? 682 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:05,800 You're going to make bail. I found your passport. 683 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:10,700 And sometimes, if we search very hard, we can find someone who provides us... 684 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,800 well, I just called to say hi, and I love you. 685 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,900 With all three. 686 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,800 All right, all right. Enough already. 687 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,200 Yes, we're all searching for someone, 688 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,600 and if we can't find them, 689 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,500 we can only pray 690 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,600 they find us. 691 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,200 What you got, boy?