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"Previously on" Desperate Housewives...
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- I know why my mom killed herself.
- "Secrets were revealed."
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I think we should go to the police.
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- "Relationships got complicated."
- What are you doing here?
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- You think she's cheating on you?
- I think so.
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We got a call about a break-in.
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I've seen a lot
but this is something else.
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- "And the mystery..."
- Why did you do this?
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- I don't know.
- "... deepened."
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Suburbia is a battle ground,
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an arena for all forms
of domestic combat.
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Husbands clash with wives,
parents cross swords with children.
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But the bloodiest battles
often involve women
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and their mothers-in-law.
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The war for control of Carlos
began the night he proposed,
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and Gabrielle had been losing ground
to Juanita ever since.
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From the prenuptial agreement
which she reluctantly signed...
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to the selection of wedding music
she despised...
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to the color of the house paint
she hadn't wanted,
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Gabrielle had suffered
one defeat after another.
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And now that Juanita suspected
her daughter-in-law of having an affair,
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it had become increasingly apparent,
in this war...
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Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market.
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... no prisoners would be taken.
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Thank you, Yao Lin.
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I don't see why you have her.
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It's a big house. I need help.
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It's only called help
when you do some of the work yourself.
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I supervise.
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- You pay her $300 a week.
- Mm-hm.
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That's $15,000 a year.
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Carlos, you always say you're not
putting away enough for retirement.
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Baby, it would be a good idea
to cut back on expenses.
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You want me to take care
of this place alone?
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Other women manage.
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Ahem.
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That's nice.
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- You like that?
- Oh, yeah.
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God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos.
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What do you mean?
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Well, since I'm gonna have to be
doing the cooking
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and the cleaning and all the shopping
like the other wives,
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I'm gonna be exhausted at night,
just like all the other wives.
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Till I build up my stamina, of course.
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And that might take a couple of years.
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Sadly for Juanita, she had ignored
the first rule of war...
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- Good morning, Carlos.
- The maid stays.
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Never underestimate your enemy.
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Of the many suburban rituals,
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none is quite so cherished
as the neighborhood yard sale.
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Shoppers come to sift through
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the discarded belongings
of someone they don't know,
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in hopes of finding bargains
they don't really need,
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each so determined to save a few pennies
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they often miss hidden treasures.
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- Hey, Paul.
- Hi, Susan.
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I was a little surprised
to see Mary Alice's award for sale.
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She got it for doing charity work.
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Zach and I are moving. We don't need
to carry any more than is necessary.
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That makes sense. I just wanted to make
sure you didn't want it for Zach.
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Something to remember his mother by.
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Zach doesn't need a piece of glass
to remember his mother.
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I'm out of newspaper. Here.
Let's call it ten bucks for everything.
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Great. Speaking of Zach...
I haven't seen him around lately.
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He's been a bit depressed.
I sent him to stay with relatives.
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- Oh. Which ones?
- You don't know them.
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- How did you get the fat lip?
- The usual way.
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Asking too many questions.
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- Did you find out where Zach is?
- No.
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But he's not staying with relatives.
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It could be any one of these guys
she's having an affair with.
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Don't worry about it.
I'm not letting her out of my sight.
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Who the hell is that?
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Do you think that's the guy
she's having an affair with?
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Carlos, a guy she talks to in public
isn't someone you're gonna worry about.
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So it's someone
that she doesn't talk to.
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Do I have to beat up every guy in town?
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Marriage takes work.
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Course he's playing it close to
the vest. Paul knows we're onto him.
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Zach said Mary Alice killed herself
because of something he'd done.
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Is there anyone
who'd know what he was talking about?
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No. We have to find him.
It's the only way we'll know.
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Zach is such a sweet kid.
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I can't imagine him
doing anything that terrible.
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He did break into your house.
He's obviously troubled in some way.
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Severe depression,
borderline personality disorder.
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- Zach is a deeply troubled young man.
- I'm aware of that.
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- What are you giving him?
- Antidepressants and a mood stabilizer.
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Good.
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I'm also recommending extensive
psychotherapy to help unearth...
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I'm also recommending extensive
psychotherapy to help unearth...
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I don't think so.
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Mr. Young,
I can't just medicate him indefinitely.
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Forget the Freud
and stick with the drugs.
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No new treatments without my permission.
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I think this is going to be a great
version of "Little Red Riding Hood."
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It is your involvement that makes
the plays here at Barcliff so special.
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Thank you.
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I would like to turn over
the next part of our meeting
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to our parent coordinator,
the amazing Maisy Gibbons.
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Thank you, Miss Truesdale.
Now before everyone leaves,
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we have new copies
of the script up here.
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Tilda and Frances and I
went to the rehearsal yesterday,
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and we were a little troubled
by the ending.
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Killing the wolf.
It sends the wrong message to our kids.
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We believe that animals should
only be euthanized as a last resort.
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[Laughs]
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- Do you find something amusing?
- I'm sorry. I thought you were kidding.
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- No.
- Oh. OK.
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In our version, the wolf is aggressive
because he has a thorn in his paw,
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and the woodsman will take out the thorn
and send Mr. Wolf on his way.
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I'm sorry.
Aren't we doing "Little Red Riding Hood?"
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- Yes.
- You know that the wolf is a bad guy?
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He eats Little Red's grandma.
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If you let him go, he's gonna chow down
on other defenseless old ladies.
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- I'm sorry. And you are?
- I'm Lynette Scavo.
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My twins just joined.
They're playing oak trees.
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Oh, of course. Lynette.
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Let's see. You are signed up to take
tickets the night of the show, right?
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- Yeah.
- Well, with all due respect,
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let's leave the creative suggestions
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to the mothers
who have assumed the heavy lifting.
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Sure. Whatever.
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I must say I'm jealous
of how much time you two spend together.
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My mother-in-law would
never want to hang out with me all day.
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She sounds nice.
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- Hey.
- Oh. Hey there, you two.
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Hi, John.
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Mrs. Solis.
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I wasn't aware you two were friends.
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- Yeah. We go to the same school.
- Of course you do.
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We'll be upstairs in my room studying.
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Have fun.
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Doesn't it make you nervous?
A boy alone upstairs with Danielle?
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I don't worry about John. Both he and
Danielle are in the abstinence club.
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Coffee's a little hot.
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Susan was infuriated
by Paul's evasive answers.
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She was convinced
he was deliberately hiding Zach
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and hiding the truth.
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She hoped that finding one
would lead to the other.
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To succeed, Susan would
have to be evasive herself.
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[Doorbell]
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- Susan. Long time no see.
- Mrs. Greenberg.
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Do you remember those two eggs
I let you borrow last Christmas?
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- I need those back.
- Gosh, honey, I'm fresh out.
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- But I could run to the store.
- Oh, forget about it.
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It's not that important.
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But since I'm here, do you still have
that hatchback sitting in your garage?
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- Can I borrow it tomorrow?
- You want to borrow my car?
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Just for a couple of hours.
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I'm not sure.
Do you know how to drive a stick?
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Yes, I think so. I learned in college.
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It's like riding a bike, right?
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- I'm not sure, dear.
- It's just for a couple of hours.
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I let you borrow my eggs
for a whole year.
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I'm very pleased with the work
we've done in our sessions thus far.
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- We're making excellent progress.
- Thank you. I feel good about it.
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But there are a few areas of your
marriage we haven't covered yet.
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Oh, really? Like what?
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Um... I've told Dr. Goldfine
in our private sessions
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that I'm not happy with our sex life.
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And Rex feels that
when the two of you have intercourse,
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you're not as connected as you could be.
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- Connected?
- Yeah.
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Like you're thinking about other things.
Is your hair messed up?
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Did you buy the toothpaste?
You're just not there.
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This kind of disconnect is often
a symptom of a deeper problem.
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So we were talking and the idea
of a sexual surrogate came up.
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This is a licensed professional
who'd work with you as a couple
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on solving whatever sexual problems
you may be having.
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I have an excellent referral.
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And what would this
sexual surrogate person do?
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- She would coach us.
- She?
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She's very discreet.
You'll hardly notice she's there.
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Oh. So she would be in the room with us
while we make love?
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Yes. Helping us to achieve
maximum sexual potential.
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- Do you have any questions?
- Just one.
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How much longer
is your mid-life crisis going to last?
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Because it is really starting
to tick me off.
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Right. Everyone's down for a nap.
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We've got no more than an hour.
Let's get cracking.
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Five-card draw. Nothing wild.
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- How is it going with Mike, Susan?
- It's going, finally.
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We have a date next week. He's taking me
to see a play or something.
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Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy
production of "Little Red Riding Hood?"
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Oh, that's right.
The twins' stage debut.
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- Are they having fun?
- Sure. They play oak trees.
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I have to deal with the drama
behind the scenes.
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- You've met Maisy Gibbons?
- She's a total nightmare.
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- I shouldn't have challenged her.
- Oh, dear.
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Now no one on the play committee
wants to talk to me.
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Maisy does love
to rule her little kingdom.
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Hasn't changed since Girl Scouts.
Girls smile at you to your face
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then make fun of you
'cause you're not shaving your legs yet.
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- [Car horn]
- That wouldn't happen in Boy Scouts.
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When I worked with men,
I preferred how they fought.
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A guy takes his opponent on
face-to-face,
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and once he's won, he's top dog.
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- It's primitive but it's fair.
- And a lot less sneaky.
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Isn't it sexist of us
to generalize like this?
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It's science. Sociologists
have documented this stuff.
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Well, who am I
to argue with sociologists?
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Wow, this guacamole has got a kick.
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I'm gonna run to the little girl's room.
You go ahead. I might be a while.
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I hate playing three-handed poker.
Let's take a break.
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- I'll play.
- You play poker?
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- I used to play with my grandfather.
- Pull up a chair.
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You're just playing for chips?
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My grandfather used to say
it's always more fun to play for money.
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- Why not? 50 cents a bet?
- Make it a buck.
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Three raise limit, $20 buy-in.
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- Mrs. Solis! What are you doing?
- Why haven't you returned my calls?
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- I've been busy.
- I've seen who you've been busy with.
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Danielle? Come on. She's just a friend.
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Before you get any friendlier,
let me remind you,
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I can do things to you
she can't even pronounce.
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A lot of good it does me with your
mother-in-law following you around.
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Maybe we should just cool it
for a while.
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No, John, please don't say that.
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I have everything under control.
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Now give me a boost.
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Hey. So what did I miss?
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Not much. Just a few friendly hands
of poker with the girls.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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As I'm sure you've all heard, Celia Bond
broke her wrist playing tennis.
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Which means we are now in need
of someone to do the costumes.
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I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Are there any volunteers?
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- I'll do it.
- Really? Do you know how to sew?
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Absolutely.
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Well, great. Thank you, Lynette.
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OK. So now that
I'm going to do some "heavy lifting",
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I believe I have the right to talk about
the changes made to the script?
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Um...
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Ladies.
235
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:03,240
We grew up with "Little Red Riding Hood,"
and survived it, scary stuff and all.
236
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,240
So I say to hell
with political correctness.
237
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,520
Let our kids experience this classic
like it was meant to be enjoyed.
238
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,200
Let's kill the damn wolf
and just put on the best show we can.
239
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,720
Thank you, Lynette,
for that impassioned speech.
240
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,720
- But I believe that ship has sailed.
- No! It hasn't.
241
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,960
We still have time
to change the ending back.
242
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,240
And you know, Maisy,
it is just a fairy tale.
243
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,480
I don't think
it will upset the children.
244
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:42,040
- I think you're wrong.
- That's what's great about democracy.
245
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,400
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
246
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,280
Also, everyone has a right to vote.
247
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:52,160
So all in favor of the woodsman going
medieval on the big bad wolf's ass.
248
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,480
Dr. Goldfine.
249
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,440
- Bree.
- You're dining alone?
250
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,520
- Actually, I am.
- What a coincidence. So am I.
251
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:25,280
Seems a shame for us to eat
by ourselves. Shall I pull up a chair?
252
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:30,400
Bree, it's nothing personal,
but I never socialize with clients.
253
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,840
Oh.
254
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,720
Oh, I get it. I'm so sorry.
Of course. It's inappropriate.
255
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,760
It's just that after yesterday
there's so much I need to say because...
256
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,080
I suppose it can wait.
257
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,200
No, Lynette, I'm sorry.
Juanita's taking a bath.
258
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,000
How much did she win from you?
259
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,320
Jeez!
260
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,880
Yeah, I guess she'll take a check.
261
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,400
OK. All right. Bye.
262
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,960
- What was that about?
- Your mother is quite the card shark.
263
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,280
You let her play cards?
How long did she play?
264
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,600
Not that long. Why?
265
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,400
Carlos, what is it?
266
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,720
I never told you this, but my mother
had a serious gambling problem.
267
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,760
Was this before we were married?
268
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,440
Yeah. It was bad.
269
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:03,160
She went into debt. Dipped into her
savings, started hocking jewelry.
270
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,280
Honey, it was only
a small neighborhood game.
271
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,960
It doesn't take much
for her to fall off the wagon.
272
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,520
I know she seems like
a very strong woman but...
273
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,080
She has a major weakness.
274
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:21,200
Honey... Oh... It's OK.
275
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,040
You were right to tell me this.
276
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,480
And you understand
I have to treat this as a session.
277
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,560
Of course. That's fine.
278
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,440
- Shall I include the meal?
- Oh, no. We'll split that.
279
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,880
OK.
280
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,760
So let's talk about yesterday.
281
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,080
Do you think there might have been
some truth in what Rex said?
282
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,880
No, I don't.
283
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,560
Bree, it's not uncommon for people
experiencing sexual repression
284
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,920
to distance themselves during the act.
285
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,040
Do you see me as some sort of prude
who just lays there like a cold fish?
286
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,920
Do you see me as some sort of prude
who just lays there like a cold fish?
287
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,320
- I love sex.
- All right.
288
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,640
I love everything about it.
The sensations. The smells.
289
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,160
I especially love the feel of a man.
290
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,480
All that muscle and sinew
pressed against my body.
291
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,520
And then when you add friction!
292
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,720
Mm!
293
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,360
The tactile sensation
of running my tongue
294
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,120
over a man's nipple ever so gently.
295
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,720
And then there's the act itself.
Two bodies becoming one,
296
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,800
and that final eruption of pleasure.
297
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,200
The only thing I don't like about sex
is the scrotum.
298
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,760
Obviously it has its practical
applications, but I'm not a fan.
299
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,840
Can I get you something?
300
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,400
Uh... just the check, please.
301
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:49,160
Sir, you haven't ordered yet.
302
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,520
Oh.
303
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,840
- We're not shopping?
- Let's stop here for lunch.
304
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,480
This place has the best buffet in town.
All-you-can-eat crab legs.
305
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:06,320
- Oh, no!
- What's wrong? Let's go.
306
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:10,600
It's late. They're only holding
the suede mini for me until 2:00.
307
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,080
If we stay I'll never make it.
We'll just have lunch at the mall.
308
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,720
Wait. Uh...
I'm really in the mood for crab legs.
309
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:22,400
- Drop me off and you can come back.
- It might take over an hour.
310
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,040
It's a buffet. There's no rush.
311
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:35,600
Hi, John. Motel. Ten minutes. Be there.
312
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,360
All right. Off you go. Thanks.
313
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:47,400
Lynette, I noticed you forgot the
coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap.
314
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,040
Yeah. That was a creative call.
315
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,840
I'm in the middle of a crisis. If I
don't take shortcuts I'll never finish.
316
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,320
Jordana Geist manages
to get her work done.
317
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,720
She runs the concessions,
paints the sets,
318
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,680
and still has time to take care
of her three kids and a husband.
319
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,600
We can't have the students suffer
320
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,640
just because you don't understand
the concept of time management.
321
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,120
The kids won't suffer
without a clump of fur on their heads.
322
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:23,240
OK. I'll make a creative call.
We'll cut the oak trees.
323
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,240
That forest is looking
a little dense anyway.
324
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:31,280
- My boys are the oak trees.
- Are they?
325
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,880
Well, I wouldn't worry. We'll find
something for them to do backstage.
326
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,120
That's where the real action is.
327
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:43,040
- I'll finish the costumes.
- Well. Crisis averted.
328
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,040
- You have lost your mind.
- I checked up on Silvercrest.
329
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,720
It's a treatment center
for troubled kids.
330
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,280
I create the distraction,
you blend in and find Zach.
331
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,000
How could I blend in
with messed-up teenagers?
332
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,960
I don't know, Julie.
Pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little.
333
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,560
Come on. Work with me here.
334
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,120
When this is over, we need
to talk about your parenting skills.
335
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,040
OK, fine. You don't want to help me,
I'm not gonna force you.
336
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,680
It's not that I don't want to.
It's just...
337
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,200
Why does this mean so much to you?
338
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,680
'Cause Mary Alice was a wonderful
person.
339
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,240
And now all anybody thinks is that
she did this terrible, selfish thing.
340
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,640
And I think there's more to it
than that.
341
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:38,280
She was my friend, Julie, and I owe it
to her to find out the truth.
342
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,200
Juanita, what's wrong?
343
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,280
Juanita?
344
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,440
I didn't go to the buffet.
I went gambling instead and I lost.
345
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:13,400
How much did you have on you?
It couldn't have been much.
346
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,080
I used Carlos' credit card.
347
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,320
- OK. How much did you charge?
- I don't know. It stopped working.
348
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,680
What do you mean? This thing has like
a $15,000 credit limit.
349
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,560
Oh.
350
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,240
[Knock on door]
351
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,440
The man at the desk said there were
no vacant rooms. Can I bunk with you?
352
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,000
Bree, what are you doing here?
353
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:59,360
It's a little chilly out here.
Do you mind if we discuss this inside?
354
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,400
Come on in.
355
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,160
Sure is nice and toasty in here.
356
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,720
- You look amazing.
- Thanks.
357
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,360
I was hoping you'd notice.
358
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,000
Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz,
but it has all the essentials.
359
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:42,000
- I don't know what to say.
- Then perhaps you should say nothing.
360
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,640
Rex? Baby...
361
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:17,000
- I just need a minute.
- What?
362
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:23,080
Sweetie, just leave it, will you?
Just leave it.
363
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,200
OK, baby. Where were we?
364
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,320
I told you to leave it.
365
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,440
I'm sorry. I just...
366
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:52,840
Oh, come on. Are you gonna make
a big deal about this?
367
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,560
You know...
368
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:03,160
to tell you the truth,
now is not really a good time for me.
369
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,920
It's obvious you've
never had to remove a cheese stain.
370
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,240
Bree, I totally understand.
Yeah, I already tried Susan.
371
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,480
And Gaby can't sew.
Seriously, I'm gonna be fine.
372
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,720
Yeah. Ow! Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
373
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,720
I'm a little ahead with my painting
if you need some help.
374
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,800
Oh, Jordana, you are a life-saver.
Thank you.
375
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,400
Here. These pieces need trim.
376
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,800
I'll help for as long as I can
but I have a lot on my plate tonight.
377
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,280
I have to make 25 mini quiches
for my book club.
378
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,800
You're not human. You were sent by
aliens to make humans feel inadequate.
379
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:58,680
Seriously, how do you cram it all in?
380
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,520
- Can you keep a secret?
- Um... sure.
381
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,000
That's ADD medication.
My kids take this. Or they almost did.
382
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,480
I thought it calmed you down.
383
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,520
Has the opposite effect
if you don't have ADD.
384
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,920
Ever chug a pot of Turkish coffee?
385
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,400
You're taking your kids' medication?
386
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,000
Once in a while. Do you want a couple?
387
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:38,840
Oh, that's very kind of you but I just
smoked some crack a little while ago.
388
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,320
I'd better not mix.
389
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:49,000
I'll sell some jewelry, pay off the
card, and Carlos will never find out.
390
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,560
- You would do that for me?
- Why wouldn't I?
391
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,720
For starters, you hate me.
392
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:58,520
Oh, that is overstating it... a little.
393
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,840
The bottom line is, no matter how much
I dislike you, I love Carlos more.
394
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:12,200
If Carlos finds out, he'll be
devastated. I don't wanna see him hurt.
395
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,800
Don't believe I'm a good person,
but believe I care about my husband.
396
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,040
Fine. To heck with it.
397
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,120
I'm not gonna risk my neck
to protect you. I'm calling Carlos.
398
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:30,960
Juanita might have been
the gambler of the family...
399
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,320
Wait. I believe you.
400
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:41,040
... but Gabrielle was the one
who knew how to bluff.
401
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,400
Hi. I'm Susan Mayer. I have
an appointment to see Dr. Sicher.
402
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,160
Yes, he's expecting you.
Let me get him for you.
403
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,520
- Hi. I'm Dr. Sicher.
- Susan Mayer.
404
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,400
So you're doing research
for a children's book?
405
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,280
I sure am.
406
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,120
Zach?
407
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,680
Oh. Hi, Julie.
408
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,920
- What's wrong with you?
- Just all the pills they make me take.
409
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,240
They kinda make me sleepy.
410
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,280
- What are you doing here?
- I came to see how you were.
411
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,840
And to ask you something.
Look, I don't have much time.
412
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,720
What is it?
413
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,600
You told Mrs. Van De Kamp
your mom killed herself
414
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,760
because of something bad you did.
415
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,880
What were you talking about?
416
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:08,560
After my mom died, I started remembering
things that happened when I was little.
417
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,880
- What happened to Dana.
- Dana? Who's Dana?
418
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,680
What are you doing here?
419
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,320
I was just visiting my friend.
420
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,640
This patient is not allowed visitors.
421
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,080
I guess I have to go.
422
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,080
I am so sorry, Zach.
423
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,760
Hi.
424
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:56,120
I don't want to disturb you.
I just left some important papers here.
425
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,240
- What are you doing?
- I'm repairing a chipped mug.
426
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,000
Why don't you just buy a new one?
427
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,000
Because I think it's better
to fix what you already have.
428
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,080
Listen. Um...
429
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,160
- About what happened today.
- You humiliated me, Rex.
430
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:22,680
For no good reason.
431
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,200
- I'm sorry.
- I was there. I was willing.
432
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:31,400
- Normal men don't say no to that.
- You... You upset me.
433
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,360
See, I don't think that's the reason.
434
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,080
After I left the motel, I did some
thinking about us and our sex life.
435
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,240
I realized there has been a disconnect.
436
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,840
- But it's coming from you.
- That's ridiculous.
437
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,080
For years we've been making love
438
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,880
and you've started
to ask me something then stopped.
439
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,960
- What are you talking about?
- You are unhappy with our sex life
440
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,640
because you're not getting something
but you're too afraid to ask.
441
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,400
My problem is that you can't stop
thinking about the housework.
442
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,320
Then take me right here, right now.
443
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,160
The house is spotless. There are no
burritos around to pull my focus.
444
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,720
- I'm not in the mood.
- Why not?
445
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:20,200
We haven't had sex for months. Most men
would be climbing the walls by now.
446
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,520
- Please don't do this.
- Rex, whatever you want.
447
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,800
I will go there with you.
You just have to say it out loud.
448
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,080
Tell me. What do you want?
What do you need?
449
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,480
I need for you to stop talking like
this. You sound like a whore.
450
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:38,680
No, I sound like a woman
whose husband won't touch her.
451
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,640
Rex, after Mary Alice killed herself,
it all hit me.
452
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,360
We all have our secrets. I think
it's time for you to tell me yours.
453
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,280
I'm going.
454
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:28,080
That night, while most
of Wisteria Lane dreamt the night away,
455
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,480
Lynette was in the middle
of her own personal nightmare.
456
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,400
Determined her boys
would not miss their fairy-tale debut,
457
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,560
Lynette had stayed up
18 hours straight, sewing.
458
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,600
But she began to fear her story
would not have a happy ending.
459
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,760
Luckily for Lynette,
she had a magic potion handy.
460
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,520
And once she had taken it...
461
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,480
the magic kept working...
462
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,480
and working...
463
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,400
and working.
464
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,560
It wasn't until noon
that Lynette finally took a break,
465
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,680
and the reality of what she had done
began to sink in.
466
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,560
My. What big eyes you have.
467
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,200
I'm going to the store.
Do you need anything?
468
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,880
I'm fine, thank you.
469
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:54,120
So what's been going on with her?
Have you found anything out yet?
470
00:37:54,160 --> 00:38:00,720
Actually, the more I watch her, the more
I think she's not stepping out on you.
471
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,960
- Really?
- Yeah. She's not perfect, Lord knows.
472
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,440
But she loves you. I can tell.
473
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,520
[Sighs]
474
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,520
Mama. You don't know what a relief it is
to hear that.
475
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,520
You know, it's funny.
I really think she loves you, too.
476
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,720
Oh?
477
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,720
I got concerned when I heard
you played poker with her friends.
478
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,960
So I told her about your little problem.
479
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,560
You told her about my gambling problem?
480
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,320
Don't be mad. I just didn't want you
slipping into old habits.
481
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,960
- She was very concerned about you.
- She knew?
482
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:57,440
I don't get it. You and Zach never
went to school with anybody named Dana.
483
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,480
He didn't say
we went to school with her.
484
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,920
- Did it sound like a relative?
- It sounded like "Dana".
485
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,040
Unless he was using a code,
that's all I got.
486
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:11,280
OK, give me a break here.
I'm just grasping at straws.
487
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,880
I'm sorry. I'm worried about Zach.
It's really creepy in there.
488
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,600
- Can't we get him out?
- Honey, that's up to his father.
489
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,280
- Then I want to visit again.
- That's not a good idea either.
490
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,800
Why?
491
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,600
I just have a feeling.
492
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,720
Juanita was now
more convinced than ever
493
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,280
that her treacherous
daughter-in-law was having an affair.
494
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,960
But the question remained, with whom?
495
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,520
And suddenly...
496
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,120
Juanita remembered
it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to
497
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,280
that she had to worry about.
498
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:26,600
Hey, Jordana, Maisy.
Here are the costumes. Right on time.
499
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,280
Thank you, Lynette.
500
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,560
This is a bit awkward. There has been
an oversight with the programs.
501
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,000
Celia Bond is still credited
with costumes.
502
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,160
They forgot to tell the printer.
503
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,280
Uh-huh.
504
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,120
Who is "they", as in,
"they forgot to tell the printer"?
505
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,800
That would be me. I'm sorry.
506
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:00,240
But I was so overworked this week with
all the script changes you demanded.
507
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,880
Uh-huh. Well, these things happen.
508
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,560
Be right back.
509
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,400
Would you do something with this?
It looks like road kill.
510
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,840
OK, lady, that's it.
511
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,240
- I beg your pardon?
- We have kids the same age.
512
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,560
There are years ahead of us
having to deal with each other.
513
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,760
So instead of playing petty games, why
don't we put an end to this right now?
514
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,720
- What are you saying?
- Let's take it outside.
515
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,360
- Let's take what outside?
- Your sorry ass. We're throwin' down.
516
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,240
- You are crazy.
- Just being practical.
517
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,080
Isn't it better to settle this
518
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,520
rather than endure
all this alpha-mom crap
519
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,160
until our kids graduate?
520
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,320
Come on.
I'll even let you take the first shot.
521
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,800
- I don't have time for this.
- Yeah, I didn't think so.
522
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,600
And just so you know,
next spring, when we do "Bambi,"
523
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:12,400
his mother's gonna take a slug
to the heart and you're gonna like it.
524
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,720
The search for power begins
when we're quite young.
525
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:30,960
As children, we're taught that the power
of good triumphs over the power of evil.
526
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:37,560
But as we get older, we realize
that nothing is ever that simple.
527
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,520
Traces of evil always remain.