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Anybody home?
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"Previously on" Desperate Housewives...
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- "Susan played with fire..."
- That's not my cup.
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And could get burned.
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Go to a spa, go shopping.
Find a way to relax.
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- "Gabrielle... found herself a playmate."
- Get here as fast as you can.
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Lynette couldn't get her kids
to stop playing.
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- Do you know why I pulled you over?
- I have a theory.
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If I don't get some sleep, I'll be
forced back upstairs out of exhaustion.
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And Bree played hard ball.
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Everyone has a little dirty laundry.
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When I was alive, I maintained
many different identities.
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Lover, wife and, ultimately, victim.
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Yes, labels are important to the living.
They dictate how people see themselves.
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Like my friend Lynette.
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She used to see herself as a career
woman, and a hugely successful one.
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She was known for her power lunches,
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her eye-catching presentations,
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and her ruthlessness
in wiping out the competition.
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"But Lynette" gave "up"
her career to assume a new label.
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The incredibly satisfying role
of full-time mother.
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[Phone rings]
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Scavo residence. Yes, this is me.
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[Sighs]
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But, unfortunately for Lynette,
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this new label frequently
fell short of what was advertised.
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How in the world did they?
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I left the door to the art supply
cupboard open for five minutes.
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That's all. Five minutes.
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The little girl,
why didn't she say anything?
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Your boys work quickly.
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Well, obviously they will be
punished for this severely.
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I hesitate bringing this up, since you
got so ugly about it last time...
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They don't have Attention Deficit
Disorder, and I won't drug my boys
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just to make your job easier.
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I'd rather change teachers.
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They're in my class because I'm
the only teacher who can handle them.
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What if we separate the twins,
put them in different classes?
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They're calmer when they're not
bouncing off one another.
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We can try that,
but if it doesn't work,
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we may no longer
be able to accommodate them.
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It suddenly occurred to Lynette,
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her label was about
to change yet again.
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And for the next few years,
she would be known as
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the mother of the boys
who painted Tiffany Axelrod blue.
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It looked to be an interesting
afternoon on Wisteria Lane.
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A mysterious cassette tape had been
discovered by my friend Bree.
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She had stolen it
from her marriage counselor.
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A counselor I'd once spoken to
in strictest confidence.
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[Goldfine] How have you been?
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- "I had the nightmare again."
- It's weird to hear Mary Alice.
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- "Still the same one?"
- "Yes."
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But this time I was standing in a river
and I saw the girl under the water.
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She kept screaming "Angela"
over and over again.
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What do you think the significance
of the name "Angela" is?
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Actually, that's my real name.
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Her real name?
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I've seen her driver's license.
I did not say Angela.
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- What does the rest of the tape say?
- More about her nightmares,
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and this girl she was afraid of.
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So what the hell do we do now?
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I think we should show Paul the note.
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Are you sure? He's gonna freak.
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It's now or never.
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I saw what he's asking for the place.
It's gonna sell quickly.
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Can I say something?
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- I'm glad Paul's moving.
- Gabby.
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I'm sorry. He's just always
given my the creeps.
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Haven't you guys noticed,
he has this dark thing going on?
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Something about him just feels...
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- Malignant?
- Yes.
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We've all sort of felt it.
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That being said, I do love
what he's done with that lawn.
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- Mom, the dish is clean.
- Huh? Oh.
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I don't understand why you don't just
ask him out on an official date date.
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I'm trying a new strategy.
I'm playing hard to get.
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- How long can keep that up?
- Maybe until noon.
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Then I'm going to have to run over there
and beg him to love me.
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Uh, Mom, I don't think you're
gonna be able to wait that long.
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You got to be kidding.
She washed her car yesterday.
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Oh, no, she's not.
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Yep, she's bringing out the big guns.
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You better get over there.
She's wearing cotton.
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What do I say? "I saw you half-naked
and I thought I'd drop by"?
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- What's that?
- Mike's junk mail we got by mistake.
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I held onto it
in case of an emergency.
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God bless you.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Susan.
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We got this by mistake.
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Oh, thanks.
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I hope it's not important.
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No, it's just a promotion
for the Rialto film festival.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess I've done
my good deed for the day.
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I'll just head back home.
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Bye.
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- Hey, you like old movies?
- I love old movies.
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I hate Susan Mayer.
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Every time I see those big doe eyes
of hers, I swear to God
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I just want to go out and shoot a deer.
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What has she done this time?
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She is out there throwing herself
at Mike Delfino, again.
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- Susan likes Mike?
- Where the hell have you been, Martha?
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She's been lusting after him
ever since he moved in.
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I got your message. What's going on?
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The boys refuse to be separated.
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They refuse? [scoffs]
They're six years old. Make them.
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The school regulations are pretty strict
about me wrestling with the boys.
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But if you want to give it a shot,
be my guest.
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Fine.
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Oh, which one goes
and which one stays?
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You pick.
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[Indistinct shouts
from boys and Lynette]
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[Lynette] Come on now. Stop it! No. No.
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I'm gonna take the whole table.
That's right.
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- Ooh.
- Come on now. I mean it.
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I love taking baths.
Especially with you.
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It's like taking a vacation
from the world.
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I hated taking baths when I was a kid.
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Of course, back then, the only thing
I had to play with was my rubber ducky.
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- [Doorbell]
- Who's that?
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It's Mr. Solis.
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Relax. Carlos is at work
and he doesn't ring the doorbell.
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It's the cable guy.
He's three hours late.
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Use the side entrance.
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Gabrielle knew her vacation
from the world had ended.
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What she didn't know was
John had left behind a souvenir.
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Dad didn't come home last night.
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- They had a fight. A bad one.
- How bad?
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Like divorce court bad.
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[Humming]
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Listen to her. She always
overcompensates when she's worried.
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If Dad moves out and leaves us
with her, I'll lose my mind.
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[Sighs contentedly]
Dinner is on the table.
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Mom, where did Dad go last night?
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He got a last minute call to speak at
a medical conference in Philadelphia.
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Take your seats.
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- [Sighs]
- This marriage is so over.
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Andrew?
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Sorry I was late.
The scheduler overbooked me.
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- How long are you going to be?
- Almost done.
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What is that scent? Is that sage
and citrus? That's amazing.
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Try to hurry. I have stuff to do.
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Come on.
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What's happening?
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The cable guy fell. He hit his head
on the tub. He may have a concussion.
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- It's almost eight.
- He was late.
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- Mrs. Huber.
- Hello, Susan. I made you a pie.
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Oh, wow! Why?
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Do I need a motive
to do something nice?
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I can't wait for you
to try this. It's mincemeat.
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- Actually, I just had dinner.
- That's OK. You can save it for later.
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What's so funny?
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I was just thinking of that expression,
"I'll make mincemeat out of you".
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Mincemeat used to be
an entrée of mostly chopped meat,
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so it was like saying,
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"I'll chop you up into little bits."
But that was centuries ago.
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Today, mincemeat is mostly made
of fruit, spices and rum.
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There's no meat in it and still people
say, "I'll make mincemeat out of you."
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- People don't really say that anymore.
- I do.
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- So, Susan, how are you?
- I'm fine.
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Good. You know,
I have a confession to make.
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I wish I'd been more
supportive when Karl left you.
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Oh, you don't have to apologize about
Karl. Really, Karl and I are over.
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- I've moved on.
- I know.
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You've moved on to that nice Mike
Delfino. He's quite a catch, isn't he?
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- You like him, don't you?
- Ah, sure, as a friend.
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Oh, Susan.
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Being coy is a strategy best employed
by virgins at their first dance.
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For women of our age,
it's just annoying.
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- You sure you don't want pie?
- No, thank you.
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I hope it works out with you and Mike.
You've been so desperate to land him.
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What? I am not desperate.
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Good lord, Susan,
you burned your rival's house down.
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If that isn't desperate,
I don't know what is.
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Mrs. Huber, with all due respect,
you're crazy.
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- What's that?
- I think you recognize it.
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I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.
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- Well, that's not...
- Shh. My point is this.
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I wasn't there for you when Karl left,
but I am now.
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As far as I'm concerned,
this is our secret.
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And no one ever need know.
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Oh, Susan.
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You don't know how good it feels
to finally be able to help you.
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You look so pale.
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Now, I insist you try some of my pie.
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Go on.
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Did I mention it's mincemeat?
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[Audible gulp]
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- Open the door, please.
- Hang on.
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- What?
- May I come in?
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- No.
- I want to talk to you.
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- Then talk.
- Where were you last night?
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- Brian's.
- I just spoke to Brian's mother.
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Tell me again where you were,
and this time don't lie to me.
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Where did you say Dad
was again? In Philadelphia?
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Andrew, don't change the subject.
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Sorry, I thought
the subject was telling lies.
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I called Dad's cell phone.
I know he moved out.
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Well, it's just temporary and...
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...I thought it would upset you.
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Whatever. You lied.
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So stop pretending like you
have some sort of moral authority.
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Just because I don't share
my problems with you
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doesn't give you the right to be rude.
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How about driving my father away.
Do I get to be rude then?
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- Hi.
- What's this?
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- It's a sock.
- It's a man's sock.
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I found it under our bed.
It's not mine.
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Oh, for God sakes, Carlos,
it's Yao Lin's.
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Our maid wears size 13 gym socks?
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No, she dusts with them.
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[Stutters]
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[Exasperated sigh]
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See? Socks instead of rags.
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- Susan, hello.
- Mrs. Huber.
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Did you and Mike come together?
I saw him in the fresh produce aisle.
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No. Like I told you.
We're just friends.
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Oh.
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By the way, if I didn't
make it clear yesterday,
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I absolutely did not do
that thing you accuse me of.
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Hey, Susan. Hey, Mrs. Huber.
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- Nice to see you, Mike.
- Hey.
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You like Alfred Hitchcock? They're
doing a retrospective at the Rialto.
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Uh...
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...l'm not really a fan.
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[Laughs] Come on,
how can you not like Hitchcock?
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I just, uh, don't.
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Oh. OK.
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Well, uh, nice to see you.
You too, Mrs. Huber.
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You're so silly. Pretending not
to like him on my account.
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I mean, really.
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- Will you just drop it?
- You shouldn't be rude to me.
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Your secret is not
an easy burden to bear.
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That insurance company
is putting Edie through hell.
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- But still I've said nothing.
- Well...
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The longer it takes for her payment,
the longer she'll be staying with me.
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Eating me out of house and home.
Using up my hot water.
239
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,880
What exactly is it
you want from me, Mrs. Huber?
240
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,680
Are these together?
241
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,160
Ring it up.
242
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:09,640
If the school and the pediatrician
think the twins could be medicated,
243
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,720
then what's the problem?
244
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,960
I used to run a company with 85 people,
245
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:17,800
and now I can't wrangle three small boys
without doping them?
246
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,200
- Talk about feeling like a failure.
- You are a great mother.
247
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:26,400
But, let's face it,
your kids are a challenge.
248
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,960
Thank you. That's the nicest way
you could've said that.
249
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,680
When they're not making me
want to tear my hair out,
250
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,320
they're actually really sweet.
251
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,840
I'm afraid if I change the bad stuff,
I'm going to change the good stuff.
252
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,240
- It's a tough call.
- Like this mug.
253
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:50,320
I love this mug. If I medicate them,
will they still make me a mug like this?
254
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:56,360
- You know, it's leaking.
- Yeah, I know.
255
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,000
We talked to Paul. We told him
we need to show him something.
256
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,200
He's on his way over.
257
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,680
So, Paul, we notice that
you're selling the house.
258
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,520
Yes, too many painful memories.
I'm sure you understand.
259
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,920
Before you move, there's
something you should know.
260
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:28,040
It seems there may be more to Mary
Alice's death than you are aware of.
261
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,800
Oh?
262
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:33,480
Remember when you asked us
to pack her things?
263
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,360
- When we did we found a note.
- And we think you should have it.
264
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:44,440
You can see from the postmark, Mary
Alice probably got it the day she died.
265
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:13,200
- Paul, are you going to be OK?
- No.
266
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,160
- Have you always cleaned with socks?
- Yes.
267
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,040
- What is that, a Japanese thing?
- I am Chinese.
268
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,680
- I don't like lying.
- Yeah?
269
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,000
I don't like your ironing, so there.
270
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,240
- What are you doing here?
- Carlos found this under the bed.
271
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,640
Oh, crap.
272
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,520
It's OK. It was close call,
but I managed to cover.
273
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,480
I got you these, so from now on,
274
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,520
we can't let Carlos see you wearing
anything resembling a gym sock.
275
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,400
You want me to mow your lawn
in sandals. I could lose a toe.
276
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,440
Imagine what you'd lose if he finds
out you're trimming more than the hedge.
277
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,200
Uh... yeah.
278
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,800
Why are your friends staring at me?
279
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,240
- Did you tell them about us?
- No.
280
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,120
They're staring 'cause
they think you're hot.
281
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,640
Oh... OK. [giggles]
282
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,080
It's 9.30.
What is your brother thinking?
283
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,920
[Sighs] Want my advice? Call Dad.
Tell him to go kick Andrew's ass.
284
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,200
I am perfectly capable of handling this
without your father.
285
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:17,080
- I'm sorry.
- Where's your cell phone?
286
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,760
- Call Andrew. Find out where he is.
- He'll know you're behind this.
287
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,440
He won't. Just act normal.
288
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,240
Hey, it's me. Ah, what's going on?
289
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,520
He knows.
290
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,040
This is your mother.
291
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:43,200
I am rapidly reaching the end
of my patience with you.
292
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:47,040
Where are you?
Are you at a bar?
293
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,800
Andrew? Andrew?
294
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,200
- Mom?
- He hung up on me.
295
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,360
What are you gonna do?
296
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,240
[Wolf whistles]
297
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,520
[Man] Shake it, baby!
298
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,080
Over here!
299
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,000
Heath. Lan. Andrew.
300
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,960
Mom, how did you even
know I was here?
301
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,720
- You went in my room?
- You think that's bad?
302
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,440
Tomorrow morning, I'm cleaning it.
Oh, by the way, Heath.
303
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,280
That was a lovely solo
last week at church.
304
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,680
Thank you. We're out of here.
305
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,320
I hope it wasn't something I said.
306
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,200
Well, Andrew, shall we?
307
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:26,280
You just humiliated me
in front of my friends.
308
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,560
- I'm not going anywhere with you.
- Fine.
309
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,360
- What are you doing?
- Staying for the show.
310
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,240
I'm dying to see
what all the fuss is about.
311
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,440
Excuse me, I'll have
a glass of your house chardonnay.
312
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,640
Of course, ma'am.
313
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,520
I'm curious. As you fantasize
about this woman,
314
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,040
do you ever stop and think
how she came to be on this runway?
315
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,640
That's someone's little girl.
316
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,520
And that someone probably
had a lot of dreams for her.
317
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,600
Dreams that did not include
a thong and a pole.
318
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:09,440
It's not going to work, OK?
I'm not budging.
319
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,000
God knows what
she's had to deal with in life.
320
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:16,720
Abject poverty, drugs, domestic
violence, maybe even molestation.
321
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,440
Mom!
322
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,920
Now she treats herself the way
men treat her. Like an object.
323
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,400
A piece of meat.
324
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,120
That does it. Kid, get her out of here.
325
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,360
She's killing it for the rest of us.
326
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,240
[Susan's voice] We're not here,
leave a message.
327
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,960
It's Mrs. Huber, Susan, are you there?
I can see your lights are on.
328
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:50,600
I hope you're not screening. That's so
tacky. Listen. I need to talk to you.
329
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:55,040
My water heaterjust burst
and it's gonna cost $600 for a new one.
330
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,160
And I can't afford that.
331
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,200
I'm just beside myself.
Call me as soon as you get in.
332
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,200
Julie, honey, wake up.
We need to talk.
333
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:16,640
- Can't this wait until morning?
- I think I'm being blackmailed.
334
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:21,160
And when I realized
I couldn't put out the fire, I ran.
335
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,520
I must've dropped
the measuring cup.
336
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,280
Why do I even let you out of the house?
337
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,120
I can't let her get away with this.
338
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,760
The only thing to do
is go to the police.
339
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,320
You can't do that.
340
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:35,400
I don't think
they'll throw me in jail.
341
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,160
It was an accident.
342
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,360
Dad won't care if it was an accident.
343
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:44,320
He'll just use this
as an excuse to reopen custody.
344
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,560
- Mom, I don't want to live with Dad.
- I know.
345
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,920
- I need to talk to you.
- Cool. Sure.
346
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,320
- You were working Tuesday, right?
- Yeah.
347
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,360
You remember the cable guy showing up?
348
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,640
And you usually work till
what time, five?
349
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,520
Yeah.
350
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,040
Damn it. That means
he was in the house for four hours.
351
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,320
Wait. Now that I think about it,
I might not have seen him.
352
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Either you saw him or you didn't.
Which is it?
353
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,120
I didn't.
354
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,880
John...
355
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,960
...did my wife ask you to lie for her?
356
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:55,840
Mr. Solis, uh... I really don't want
to get in the middle of anything.
357
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,280
Thank you.
That's all I needed to know.
358
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,280
- Let's run through it one more time.
- Mom, it's not brain surgery.
359
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,320
You stand guard, I crawl
through Mrs. Huber's doggy door.
360
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,000
Once inside, I find
the measuring cup. Simple.
361
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,440
I hate that I'm turning you
into a little thief.
362
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,160
It's our cup.
We're just taking back what's ours.
363
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:34,240
That's right. Ethically,
we have nothing to be ashamed about.
364
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,680
Oh. Wear these. I don't want you
to leave finger prints.
365
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,320
There she goes. OK. Move.
366
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:54,080
Oh, so glad to be playing Frisbee again.
Here you go. Coming at ya.
367
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,520
All right. Back up a little more.
There you go.
368
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,400
Whoo! All right. Here we go.
369
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:07,560
Oh, my, whoops! You better go
get that. Yeah. Hah!
370
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,720
- Mike.
- Hey, Susan. I thought that was you.
371
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,760
Uh... Yeah. Julie and I are out
tossing a Frisbee around,
372
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,160
and it flew off
into Mrs. Huber's back yard.
373
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:29,440
- Oh, you need some help?
- No, no, no. Julie's got it.
374
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,520
OK. I'm glad I ran into you. I wanted to
make sure things were OK between us.
375
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,600
- The other day, you seemed distant.
- Distant? What do you mean?
376
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,520
I mean, you're not mad at me
for some reason, are you?
377
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,760
No. No, not at all.
378
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,640
Good.
'Cause I'm gonna take one more shot.
379
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,320
I got tickets for a Billy Wilder
retrospective, Wednesday night.
380
00:31:53,400 --> 00:32:00,040
- I'd love to take you with me.
- You are so sweet. I'd love to go.
381
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,480
All right.
382
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,840
Edie, I thought you'd be at work.
383
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:15,760
I'm not feeling well. I got a sunburn
the other day washing my car.
384
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,680
Well, don't just run off.
Come and hang out with us.
385
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,200
- Boy, you are one sick ticket.
- What?
386
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,560
It's not bad enough I have to watch you
throw yourself at him every day.
387
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,520
Now you want to make sure
I see it up close and personal?
388
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,120
- No, it's not like that.
- I've got to take off.
389
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,920
I'll call about Wednesday night, OK?
390
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,920
Edie, wait.
391
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,160
Uh... [sigh]
392
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,280
Mike and I were gonna go see
the movies on Wednesday
393
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,040
and I thought it would be fun
if you joined us.
394
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,840
- You want me to come with you?
- Yeah.
395
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:56,000
- Yeah, that's OK, isn't it, Mike?
- Well, it's a limited engagement.
396
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,840
And it's sold out.
I've only got two tickets.
397
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:04,320
Edie, wait.
You should take my ticket.
398
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,960
Really? Is that OK with you, Mike?
399
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,720
Uh, yeah, sure.
400
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:22,000
So, uh, what time
do you want to pick me up?
401
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,920
Well, um...
402
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,760
[Edie and Mike continue indistinct]
403
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:44,720
- [Knock on door]
- Hang on.
404
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,240
[Groans]
405
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,880
You think you can have sex
with anyone you want, huh?
406
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,680
Carlos couldn't help
but feel proud of himself.
407
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,640
After all,
he'd just defended his honor.
408
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,160
Or had he?
409
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,840
[Cable guy groaning]
410
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,880
- Are you gay?
- Yes. Is that why you're doing this?
411
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,080
Uh... yeah.
412
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,800
"...will you buy some chocolates?"
413
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,360
Ladies.
414
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,960
Hey, Paul, what's up?
415
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,720
I wanted to apologize
for my outburst yesterday.
416
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,840
Don't worry about it.
We unloaded a lot on you.
417
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,600
I suppose you're wondering why
I reacted so violently to that note.
418
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,760
It did... cross our minds.
419
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,760
Well, the truth is,
Mary Alice was not a well person.
420
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,960
She was very troubled.
421
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:07,400
- Troubled?
- At first it was harmless.
422
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,760
She'd leave herself notes,
reminders like,
423
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,760
"Pick up the milk" or
"Zach has a dentist appointment."
424
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,720
But over time the notes became ugly.
Hateful messages started showing up.
425
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:22,200
Mary Alice was writing them to me,
to Zach, to herself.
426
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,600
- Really?
- That's why I lost it.
427
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,000
I was reminded of what
Zach and I had been through.
428
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,360
- Paul, I'm so sorry.
- We had no idea.
429
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,520
No.
430
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,160
Anyway, I'd appreciate it
if you kept this to yourselves.
431
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,280
Yeah.
432
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:45,440
- For Zach's sake.
- Of course. Of course.
433
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,800
Bye.
434
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:53,160
- Wow.
- Yeah.
435
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,360
- I think he's lying.
- Huh. So do I.
436
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,080
[Boys making airplane noises]
437
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,960
Bang! Bang! Bang!
438
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,480
You didn't get me! Bang! Bang!
439
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,840
Boys, could you get in here, please?
440
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,040
- He broke my plane.
- Did not.
441
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,000
We'll discuss that later.
I need you to take medicine.
442
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:45,040
- Are we sick?
- Not exactly. This is special medicine.
443
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,320
It's like a vitamin
and you'll take it every day, OK?
444
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,240
Oops.
445
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,840
Stay right there.
446
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,680
[Boys chuckle]
447
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,480
- Now open up.
- Uh-uh.
448
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,080
- Here, you...
- No.
449
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:14,440
- Guys, this is a... Guys, here...
- Nope.
450
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,520
In that moment,
Lynette made a decision.
451
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:25,320
When it came to
dealing with her children,
452
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,440
medication was no longer an option.
453
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,840
Of course, given her continuing level
of frustration,
454
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:38,680
Lynette also felt a little
self-medication couldn't hurt.
455
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,720
So what's your strategy?
456
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:53,520
Are you just never gonna
speak to me again?
457
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,920
Something like that.
458
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,400
[Sighs]
459
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,440
I suppose I do owe you an apology.
460
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,280
Careful. I wouldn't want you
to strain yourself.
461
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,760
I shouldn't have lied
about your father.
462
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,480
You two are old enough to handle
the truth and I'm sorry.
463
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,480
Keep going.
464
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,200
I'm mad at you
for about 7,000 other things.
465
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:19,520
If you think I'll apologize for taking
you out of a strip club, you're wrong.
466
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,560
I consider it one of my finest moments.
467
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,880
[Sighs] Oh, Andrew.
468
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,840
I know you blame me
for what's happening with your father,
469
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,360
but it's not entirely my fault
and I need you to understand that.
470
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,320
I do.
471
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,320
I just... don't want him to leave.
472
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,280
Neither do I.
473
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,680
- Mom.
- Yeah?
474
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,400
When can I have my door back?
475
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,440
- Three months.
- [Groans]
476
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,000
Royal Oaks was the scene
of a hate crime today.
477
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,440
Jonathan Lisco, local gay activist
and part-time female impersonator,
478
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,440
was brutally attacked in his home.
479
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,480
Lisco speculated the attack
was in response to his efforts
480
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:25,520
to secure same-sex partner insurance
coverage from his employer,
481
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:26,960
Cliffside Cable.
482
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,280
Police are circulating
this sketch of the assailant.
483
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,080
[Lisco] The circumstances
speak for themselves.
484
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,200
I've taken a strong stance
with my company.
485
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,760
Is there something
you want to ask me?
486
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:42,360
No.
487
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,200
You took it, didn't you?
488
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:03,200
- Good evening, Mrs. Huber.
- It's my fault for not hiding the cup.
489
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:07,400
If you're capable of arson, you're
capable of breaking and entering.
490
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,640
I don't know what
you're talking about.
491
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,680
I suppose you destroyed it.
492
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:19,800
Again, I don't know what
you're talking about, but... yeah, I did.
493
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,800
I was going to keep your secret.
It's a shame you couldn't trust me.
494
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:30,240
You're a piece of work.
Do you know that?
495
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,840
Oh, Susan, let's not be unpleasant.
496
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,040
We can go back to the same friendly
relationship we've always had.
497
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,760
I will keep my lawn looking nice.
498
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,280
And make sure my music
isn't played too loud.
499
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,760
And if I get some of your mail,
heck, I'll run it right over,
500
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,400
'cause that's what good neighbors do.
501
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,160
But from now on,
when I run into you on the street,
502
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:58,800
and I say, "Good morning, Mrs. Huber"
or "How are you, Mrs. Huber?"
503
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,920
Just know that inside
504
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,920
I am quietly
but decidedly hating your guts.
505
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:14,080
Careful, dear, let's not say things
we'll live to regret.
506
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,560
Good evening, Mrs. Huber.
507
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,240
He actually said
Mary Alice was crazy?
508
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,920
Not in so many words,
but everything Paul said
509
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,080
made it seem
like she was schizophrenic.
510
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:39,520
I think he's hiding something.
I know it.
511
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,280
But wait, what about the tape?
She did say her name was Angela.
512
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,080
Mary Alice was not crazy.
513
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:50,240
My father was a prosecutor and he always
said that the simplest explanation
514
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,560
was usually right.
515
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:55,440
Remember what the note said:
"I know what you did. It makes me sick.
516
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,920
And I'm going to tell."
517
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,800
That's not something
someone writes to themselves.
518
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,800
That's a message sent by an enemy.
519
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,920
So exactly what is it
you hired me to do?
520
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,680
It's very simple really.
521
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:23,120
Someone sent that note to my wife
and I need to know who.
522
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,880
What type of person
would send such a note?
523
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,560
Was it an enemy? Of course.
524
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,440
But what kind? An acquaintance?
525
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,760
A stranger?
526
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,720
Or how about a neighbor
that lives a few feet away?