1 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,300 If Mary alice was having some sort of crisis,we'd have known. 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,802 She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes. 3 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,388 Gabby, the woman killed herlf. 4 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:15,015 Something must have been going on. 5 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:18,018 Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass. 6 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:21,188 I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year. 7 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:24,107 If he wants to grab your ass, you let him. 8 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,610 Why aren't you happy? 9 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:29,613 Turns out I wanted all the wrong things. 10 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,110 What's that? 11 00:00:32,110 --> 00:00:35,112 It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice. 12 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:38,083 Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do? 13 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,299 An odd thing happens when we die. 14 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,093 Our senses vanish. 15 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,096 Taste, touch, smell, and sound become a distant memory, 16 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,890 but our sight -- 17 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,518 ah, our sight expands, 18 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:03,188 and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly. 19 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:07,192 Of course, most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, 20 00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:11,697 if they'd only take the time to look. 21 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,907 Like my friend Gabrielle. 22 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,910 I should have seen how unhappy she was, but I didn't. 23 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,290 I only saw her clothes from Paris... 24 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,585 and her platinum jewelry... 25 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,380 and her brand-new diamond watch. 26 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,591 Had I looked closer, 27 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,302 I'd have seen that Gabrielle was a drowning woman 28 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:36,013 desperately in search of a life raft. 29 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,016 Luckily for her, she found one. 30 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,519 Of course, Gabrielle only saw her young gardener 31 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:45,480 as a way to infuse her life with a little excitement. 32 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,401 But now she was about to discover just how exciting her life could get. 33 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,404 But now she was about to discover just how exciting her life could get. 34 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,920 Damn it. 35 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,297 Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Let's go! 36 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,300 Come on, come on! 37 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,801 Where are the rest of my clothes? 38 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,595 I'll find them. Just get out. 39 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:17,679 Where? 40 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:20,682 - Out the window. - What? 41 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,521 Go, go, go, go, go! 42 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,985 Hi, honey. You're home early. 43 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,988 My meeting got canceled. 44 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,409 Didn't you take a shower this morning? 45 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,995 I, uh, I just finished a workout. 46 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,705 Where's John? 47 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,290 John? 48 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,918 Yeah. That's his truck out front. 49 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,711 Gabrielle was panicked. 50 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,089 She knew if her husband discovered her secret, 51 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:55,092 she would feel the full force of his wrath. 52 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,012 Hey, mr. Solis. 53 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,807 Hey, John, take care of that ficus yet? 54 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:04,810 - I'll get to it as soon as I'm done here. - All right. 55 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:10,107 - But she was quickly reminded that... - Yeah, sure. 56 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:13,110 - what Carlos couldn't see... - No problem. 57 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,406 Couldn't hurt her. 58 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,616 Episode 2 - Ah, but underneath 59 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:08,207 The peaceful facade of Wisteria Lane had recently been shattered, 60 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:12,503 first by my suicide... 61 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,006 and then by the discovery of... 62 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:21,220 a note among my belongings that suggested a suspicious reason for my desperate act. 63 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:25,015 My friends gathered to discuss its implications. 64 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,808 I think we should give it to Paul. 65 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:29,811 He's still mourning, Susan. He'll probably freak out. 66 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:32,898 It doesn't matter. She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts. 67 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,317 Well, we could do it gently. 68 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,903 We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry. 69 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,112 That would be fun. 70 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,906 "Paul, we have proof your wife killed herself 71 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,200 over some deep, dark secret. Another bear claw?" 72 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,203 We could always call the police. 73 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,080 Maybe it's just some sort of sick joke. 74 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,415 Well, if it was a joke, it was in very poor taste. 75 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,210 No, this was serious. I know it was. 76 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,295 We got to find out what was going on. 77 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,298 Let's say we do. There's a chance we're not going to like what we find. 78 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,592 Well, isn't it worse to be in the dark? 79 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:03,303 I mean, imagining she did all these horrible things. 80 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,806 It's the age-old question, isn't it? 81 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,809 How much do we really want to know about our neighbors? 82 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:19,903 My friends were right to be concerned. 83 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:24,408 They knew that every family has its secrets, 84 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:28,787 and as my son and husband could have told them, 85 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,292 you need to think carefully before digging them up. 86 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,186 After talking for hours, 87 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,189 my friends still hadn't agreed on what to do with the note. 88 00:05:56,315 --> 00:06:01,320 So they decided to talk about it in the morning after a good night's rest. 89 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,782 But no one could sleep that night. 90 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:10,204 They each kept thinking of my suicide 91 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,707 and how terribly alone I must have felt. 92 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:21,089 You see, loneliness was something my friends understood all too well. 93 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,307 It's okay. I'm up. 94 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,100 Good. 95 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,103 I have a question for you. 96 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:42,319 Do you remember when you proposed? 97 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,403 For god's sake -- 98 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,406 We sat on skyline drive and drank a bottle of apple wine, 99 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,284 and when we finished it, you turned to me, and you said, 100 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,787 "if you marry me, Bree Mason, 101 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:54,790 I promise to love you for the rest of my life." 102 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,919 And even though I was engaged to Ty Grant, and even though my father didn't like you, 103 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,504 I said yes. 104 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:01,880 That was a long time ago. 105 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:04,508 You're going to cancel the meeting with that divorce lawyer, 106 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:06,593 and we're going to find ourselves a marriage counselor. 107 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,596 - Bree -- - You promised. 108 00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:20,607 All right. 109 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,610 Good. I'm going to go, uh, make myself some warm milk. 110 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,283 Would you like something to drink? 111 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,286 Anything but apple wine. 112 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,419 Susan awoke that night alone and parched, 113 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:42,588 but as she gazed out her window, 114 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:46,592 she saw the tall drink of water she needed to quinch her thirst. 115 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,721 "dear diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive." 116 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:52,014 Shut up. 117 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,600 If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out. 118 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,019 I keep hoping he'll ask me out. 119 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,395 How's that going? 120 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,814 Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends? 121 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,108 I can't find the measuring cup. Have you seen it? 122 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,819 The measuring cup? 123 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,321 Yeah. 124 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,915 I -- well, it's -- it's got to be here somewhere. Just keep looking. 125 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,505 I know you're awake. 126 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,590 I know you're a jerk. 127 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:29,593 Dinner with Tanaka ran long. I'm sorry. 128 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,680 You know, Carlos, I didn't marry you so I could have dinner by myself six times a week. 129 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:35,390 You know how bored I was today? 130 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,684 I came this close to actually cleaning the house. 131 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,895 Don't be that way. I got you a gift. 132 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,396 Nope. No, no, no, no. 133 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,399 You're not going to buy your way out of this one. 134 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:48,612 It's a good gift. 135 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,619 Is that white gold? 136 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:58,580 Yeah. Put it on... 137 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,708 and then make love to me. 138 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,920 I'm not in the mood. 139 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,881 But we could stay up and talk. 140 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,510 When a man buys a womaexpensive jewelry, 141 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:14,513 there are many things he may want in return for future reference, 142 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:18,016 conversation ain't one of them. 143 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,812 - Hey, that was a joke. - Yeah, right. 144 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,103 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Let go of me. 145 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:29,117 Hey, you've been acting like a nightmare for a month. What's wrong? 146 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,614 I can't fix it unless you tell me. 147 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:40,581 It's not exciting anymore, Carlos. 148 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,711 So what am I supposed to do? 149 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,006 I don't know. 150 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,383 Be the way you used to be. 151 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,386 Surprise me. Take my breath away. 152 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,683 Okay. 153 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:20,204 Hey, Susan. 154 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:23,415 What's wrong? 155 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:27,211 I didn't realize anybody was going to be out here. I just sort of rolled out of bed. 156 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:30,214 I'm sure you look fine. 157 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:38,096 Oh, Bongo, stop. 158 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,018 Sorry, uh... he scares easy. 159 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,979 No, it-- it's fine. 160 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,398 I-I get it. I didn't mean to disturb you. 161 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,401 I'll see you later. 162 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,614 Do you want to have dinner with me? 163 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:59,618 Just the two of us? 164 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,788 Well... and Julie. 165 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,791 It's a thing we do when somebody new moves into the neighborhood, 166 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,794 we invite them over for a home-cooked meal. Sort of a tradition. 167 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,797 I thought you said you were a lousy cook. 168 00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,507 Well, I order takeout. 169 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:16,009 Oh, you invite them over for home cooking and give them takeout. 170 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,012 Yeah, it's -- it's -- it's sort of a new tradition. 171 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:22,099 I'm working out the kinks. 172 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:27,104 I'll tell you what -- how about I cook and you guys come over to my place? 173 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,815 Great. 174 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:31,984 Friday night at 6:00? 175 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,986 I'll be there. 176 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,905 All right. Come on 177 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,908 Bye, Bongo. 178 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,418 Julie! 179 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:51,712 Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner friday night. 180 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,297 He did? Cool. 181 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,091 But only I'm going, because you're going to come down with something semi-serious 182 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,094 that requires bed rest and fluids. 183 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,390 Julie was glad Susan was rekindling her love life. 184 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:07,186 Of course, she was unaware of her mother's recent track record with fire. 185 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:09,980 It's all gone -- 186 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,983 everything my ex-husband worked for all those years. 187 00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:14,902 Gone. 188 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:15,903 Well, don't worry about clothing. 189 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,906 I already started a collection from people in the neighborhood. 190 00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:23,118 What? I don't want to wear other people's old crap. 191 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:27,080 Edie, you can be homeless, or you can be ungracious. You really can't afford to be both. 192 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,584 That reminds me -- my insurance check still hasn't come yet. 193 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,712 Can I stay with you for a few more weeks? 194 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:38,717 Of course. What kind of christian would I be if I denied shelter to a friend in need? 195 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,596 Oh, look, here's something we can salvage. 196 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,182 Your measuring cup. 197 00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:48,185 We can just scrape off the burnt part, and it'll look good as new. 198 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:52,189 That's not my cup. Mine was plastic. 199 00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,608 Well, how did it get in here? 200 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:57,611 I don't know. Who cares? 201 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,619 Now, would you put that down and start looking for jewelry? 202 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:15,420 Dr. Albert Goldfein was the most accomplished marriage counselor in the city. 203 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,300 He had dealt with problems ranging from substance abuse 204 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,304 to infidelity 205 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,600 to domestic violence. 206 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,397 Yes, dr. Goldfine thought he had seen it all, 207 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,192 and then he met the Van de Kamps. 208 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,696 Hi. I'm Bree, and this is my husband Rex... 209 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,616 and I brought you some homemade potpourri. 210 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,912 The answer is yes. 211 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,915 You're about to make a fortune off of us. 212 00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,714 Guys, I'm very -- 213 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:01,008 Sit in your seats. 214 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,010 I am not going to tell you again! 215 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:06,013 Buckle up! 216 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,683 I mean it, so help me, I will -- 217 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:15,314 Crap! 218 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,321 Licenses, registration, ma'am. 219 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:25,616 Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over? 220 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,117 I have a theory. 221 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,120 The kids are jumping up and down. They should be sitting, wearing their seat belts. 222 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:34,499 I don't let them -- they don't even listen to me. It's very frustrating. 223 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:39,505 Well, you have to find a way to control them. After all, that's your job. 224 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,799 Though he'd been a policeman for six years, 225 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:47,804 officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation. 226 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:52,100 Then again, he had never before told a woman how to raise her children. 227 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,814 Are you saying I'm a bad mother? 228 00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,900 Ma'am, you need to get back in your car, please. 229 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,612 I have no help. My husband's always away on business. 230 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:05,489 I'm going to have to ask you to step back now. 231 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:08,492 My babysitter joined the witness relocation program. 232 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,995 I haven't slept through the night in six years, 233 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,998 and for you to stand there and judge me... 234 00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:30,180 I'm not going to give you a ticket. 235 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,308 I'm just going to let you off with a warning. 236 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,104 I accept your apology. 237 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,489 Buckle up. 238 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,396 Mrs. Solis. 239 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,399 Hello, Jonathan. 240 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,693 Well, this is my room. 241 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,195 Sorry about the mess. 242 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:29,198 Ah, don't worry about it. 243 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,409 You just missed my mom. Friday she coaches my little sister's soccer team. 244 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,205 Oh, yes. I heard that. 245 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:39,208 Um, John, we need to talk about what happened the other day. 246 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:42,586 Mr. Solis isn't starting to catch on, is he? 247 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,589 No, no, he doesn't have a clue, god love him. 248 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:52,221 It's just that when you come over to garden, you might actually have to garden. 249 00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:56,892 Great. You're breaking up with me 250 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:59,019 in my own bedroom. 251 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,897 No, no, no. I'm not dumping you. 252 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,900 Lately you've been the only thing keeping me going. 253 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:08,111 It's just we can't do it at my house anymore. 254 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,490 So, then, where do you want to do it? 255 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:14,493 Well, what time does your mom get back from soccer practice? 256 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,080 Mrs. Solis. 257 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,083 Better hurry. We don't have a lot of time. 258 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,683 And so there's just the four of us. 259 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:40,686 My older son Andrew is 16, Danielle is 15, and -- 260 00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,897 I don't need to see pictures. Bree, 261 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,900 you've spent most of the hour engaging in small talk. 262 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:48,986 Oh, have I? 263 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:52,990 Yes. Rex has been very vocal about his issues. 264 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:58,287 Don't you want to discuss your feelings about your marriage? 265 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,504 Doc, um... this is the thing you got to know about Bree -- 266 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,506 she doesn't like to talk about her feelings. 267 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,509 To be honest, it's hard to know if s has any. 268 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:17,306 Does she feel anger, rage, ecstasy? 269 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,016 Who knows? 270 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:22,019 She's always pleasant, 271 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,606 and I can't tell you how annoying that is. 272 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:32,988 Whatever she feels, it's so far below the surface, no one can see it. 273 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,493 I feel like she's using all these... 274 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,793 What? 275 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,504 Uh, I'm sorry. 276 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,507 Would you like to respond to what Rex just said? 277 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,802 Is there some truth there? 278 00:18:55,802 --> 00:19:00,807 Do you use housework as a way to disengage emotionally? 279 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,894 Of course not. 280 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,689 Ah. This is great. 281 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,983 I've got tons of homework tonight. 282 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,194 It's so easy to concentrate after sex. 283 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,197 I'm glad I could help. Education is very important. 284 00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,408 Oh, I got something for you. 285 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,410 I was going to give it to you next time I mowed your lawn, 286 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:23,413 but since you're here... 287 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,792 Oh, it's a rose. 288 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,418 It's not just any rose. 289 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:31,380 Look at all the petals. There's no floss. It's perfect. 290 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:34,508 Oh, John. 291 00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,385 Just like you. 292 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,595 The truth hit her like a thunderbolt. 293 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,598 I spent days looking for just the right one. I finally found it. 294 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:45,102 For John, this was no longer a meaningless little affair. 295 00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:50,399 Gabrielle could now clearly see he was falling in love with her. 296 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,902 It's just beautiful. 297 00:19:55,404 --> 00:19:57,906 I... 298 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:00,909 I got to go. 299 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,495 Goodbye. 300 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,421 So what are we having? 301 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:15,382 Uh, well, I talked to Julie, and -- thanks. And she suggested rib eye steaks. 302 00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,092 She said that's your favorite. 303 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,011 Oh, yeah, I love my steak. 304 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:23,599 Hi, Mike. Susan. 305 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,688 Hey, I'm sorry about your house. How you holding up? 306 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,691 All right, I guess. 307 00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,693 Oh, is somebody having a party? 308 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,696 No, Susan's just throwing me one of her traditional welcome-to-the-neighborhood dinners, 309 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,615 only I'm cooking... 310 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:42,618 and having it at my house. 311 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:45,621 Ha ha. Traditional, huh? I didn't get one. 312 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,582 Oh, it's sort of a new tradition. 313 00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:51,585 Well, it won't be anything fancy. Just a little home cooking. 314 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,712 That sounds so good. 315 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:57,591 Susan suddenly had an awful feeling in the pit of her stoma... 316 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,594 I've been having nothing but fast food lately. 317 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,805 As if she was watching an accident in slow motion. 318 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:09,311 She knew it would happen, but was powerless to stop it. 319 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,818 Edie, would you like to join us for dinner? 320 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,987 Oh, that's so sweet. 321 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,907 No, I don't want to intrude. Three's a crowd. 322 00:21:21,907 --> 00:21:24,910 No, it's not like that. I mean, Susan's bringing Julie. 323 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,788 Yeah, it's not like that. 324 00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:30,082 The more, the merrier. 325 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,084 - Well, this will be fun. - All right. 326 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:35,087 - Tomorrow night.We'll eat at 6:00. - Great. 327 00:21:36,505 --> 00:21:38,799 Oh, and, Susan... - Yeah. 328 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:41,802 This will make up for the dinner that you never threw me. 329 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:44,888 Right. Ha ha. 330 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,683 Should I have told her we were having steak? 331 00:21:47,683 --> 00:21:49,893 She's not, like, a vegetarian or something, is she? 332 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,396 Oh, no, no. 333 00:21:52,396 --> 00:21:55,399 No, edie's definitely a carnivore. 334 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:01,905 Here's, um... 335 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:03,991 Here's what I pulled for Edie. 336 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,910 I should warn you that most of the clothes in there aren't that stylish. 337 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,496 Oh, don't worry about it. Edie's a beggar now, 338 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,915 which means she can'be a chooser. 339 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:14,918 Of course, we don't have to add salt to the wound. 340 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,213 Listen, I was just getting dinner ready. 341 00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,381 Say no more. 342 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:22,009 - I'll get out of your hair. - No, no. 343 00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:26,013 By the way, was that you I saw getting pulled over by a policeman? 344 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:29,016 Yeah, the boys were acting up in the car, 345 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,018 and I couldn't get them to sit down. 346 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:33,103 Young boys can be so willful. 347 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,813 I try everything. 348 00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:38,817 I scream, I threaten, I reason, I beg. Nothing works. 349 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,487 I don't know if it's because they're too young and they don't understand, 350 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:46,491 or if they're just getting some perverse joy out of testing me. 351 00:22:46,700 --> 00:22:49,203 My mother used to have the worst time with me in the car, 352 00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,914 so one time when I was acting up, she stopped 353 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,917 and left me on the side of the road, and she drove off. 354 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:58,587 You're kidding. 355 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,506 Oh, she came back immediately, 356 00:23:00,506 --> 00:23:02,883 but I never misbehaved in the car again. 357 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,384 You should try that. 358 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:08,180 Mrs. Huber, I could never leave my kids by the side of the road. 359 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:11,183 When it comes to discipline, sometimes you must be creative. 360 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,810 My mother knew that. Smart lady. 361 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,604 Of course, she's in a home now, 362 00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:18,607 and her mind has just turned to mush. 363 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,403 Well, like I said, I should go back and get dinner ready. 364 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,406 Oh, right, right. 365 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:29,409 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 366 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,996 Susan, have you been able to find old clothes for Edie? 367 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,915 She has nothing to wear. 368 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:37,417 I thought that was the look she was going for. 369 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,585 Oh, Susan. 370 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,588 Edie may be trash, but she's still a human being. 371 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:57,813 Zach? Is your dad home? 372 00:23:57,813 --> 00:24:00,816 I need to talk to him. 373 00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:09,283 - Hey, Paul. - Hey. 374 00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:10,701 Hope I'm not interrupting. 375 00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:13,704 Actually, I was getting ready to go somewhere. 376 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,790 I just wanted to come by and say hello, you know, 377 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,208 see how you guys a doing. 378 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,919 We're trying to move on. It's been pretty tough. 379 00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,881 Yeah, I could only imagine. 380 00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:25,883 I mean, not knowing why Mary Alice... 381 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,509 Why what? 382 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,095 Why she did it. Oh, here, let me help you. 383 00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:33,098 I've got it, I've got it. 384 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,399 I'm sorry if I upset you. 385 00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:44,193 Can I be frank? 386 00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:45,402 Of course. 387 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:47,321 I don't care what her reasons were. 388 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:49,489 Maybe she was depressed, maybe she was bored. 389 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,116 It doesn't matter. 390 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:55,120 She abandoned her husband and her son, and I'll never forgive her. 391 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,891 As I watched Ssusan, I couldn't help feeling sorry for her. 392 00:25:16,892 --> 00:25:19,895 She wanted so much to know why I did it... 393 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:25,484 Why I killed myself. 394 00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:30,113 It's not enough to want the truth. 395 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,117 You must know where to look for it. 396 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:41,083 And the truth is elusive, because it knows where to hide. 397 00:25:48,507 --> 00:25:49,883 Hello, Julie. 398 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,719 I talked to your mom about donating some clothes for Edie. 399 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,680 She's at mrs. Van de Kamp's, 400 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,683 but I'll see if she left some stuff upstairs. 401 00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:34,511 I-I was, um, just admiring your new measuring cup. 402 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,389 Yeah, we lost ours. 403 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,891 Really? 404 00:26:38,891 --> 00:26:41,018 So I couldn't find the clothes. I'm sorry. 405 00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:43,395 That's okay. 406 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:44,980 If you want me to keep looking... 407 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,983 No, you've done more than enough, truly. 408 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:58,994 Bree, Rex just called. He won't be able to meet you here today. 409 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:01,997 Apparently, there was an emergency at the hospital. 410 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:05,417 Oh. Well, I wish he had called me. 411 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,420 He suggested perhaps you'd like to meet with me by yourself. 412 00:27:09,588 --> 00:27:12,591 You've been very quiet in our joint sessions. 413 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,886 What? 414 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:19,890 Oh -- oh, no, thank you. I-I have some things that I-I need to do today. 415 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,600 You -- you sure? 416 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,603 Uh, yeah. I'm sure. 417 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:37,282 Dr. Goldfine, there is something you can do for me. 418 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:39,201 What's that? 419 00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:42,204 Take off your coat. 420 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,792 So now you're taking Julie on the dinner date with Mike? 421 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,920 Yeah, well, if Edie's going to be there, I'm going to need emotional support. 422 00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,214 I can't believe she wormed her way in. 423 00:27:52,214 --> 00:27:54,216 - How did you let her do that? - I don't know. 424 00:27:54,216 --> 00:27:57,010 I was going to take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast. 425 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,303 Well, you know what you need to do. 426 00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:02,307 You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before the little barracuda gets there. 427 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,309 That's a good idea. 428 00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,896 Edie will get there at 5:45, which means her breasts will arrive at 5:30, 429 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,106 so I should shoot for 5:00. 430 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,607 That a girl. 431 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:12,609 I'm just going to take these upstairs. 432 00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:15,612 I'm going to keep my one little bag and go home. 433 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:22,494 That is a beautiful rose. Where did you get it? 434 00:28:22,494 --> 00:28:25,497 Oh, John gave it to me. 435 00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:28,709 John? Your gardener? He gave you a rose? 436 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:31,295 Yes. 437 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:34,298 I am having some new bushes planted outside, 438 00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:37,301 and he gave me that as a color palette. 439 00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:46,185 Sure is beautiful, isn't it? 440 00:28:49,479 --> 00:28:51,899 Yes, it is. 441 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:54,902 I'm sure Freud would not approve of this. 442 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:57,196 Oh, who cares what he thinks? 443 00:28:57,196 --> 00:29:00,199 I took psychology in college. We learned all about Freud. 444 00:29:00,699 --> 00:29:02,701 A miserable human being. 445 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:03,911 What makes you say that? 446 00:29:03,911 --> 00:29:05,204 Well, think about it -- 447 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:09,208 he grew up in the late 1800s. There were no appliances back then. 448 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,794 His mother had to do everything by hand, 449 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:16,590 just backbreaking work from sunup to sundown, 450 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:20,802 not to mention the countless other sacrifices she probably had to make to take care of her family. 451 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:22,679 And what does he do? 452 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:25,516 He grows up and becomes famous peddling a theory 453 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:27,017 that the problems of most adults 454 00:29:27,017 --> 00:29:30,979 can be traced back to something awful their mother has done. 455 00:29:31,605 --> 00:29:33,899 She must have felt so betrayed. 456 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:36,193 He saw how hard she worked. 457 00:29:36,193 --> 00:29:38,904 He saw what she did for him. 458 00:29:38,904 --> 00:29:42,908 Did he even ever think to say "thank you"? 459 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:49,289 I doubt it. 460 00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:59,508 There you go. 461 00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:03,512 Just so you know, many of Freud's theories have been discredited. 462 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,515 Good. 463 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:17,401 Boys, I am not going to tell you again -- sit. I mean it. 464 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,696 I am serious. 465 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:23,699 You boys are going to be in so much trouble if you don't sit back in those seats. 466 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:36,003 For the first time, Lynette could see this was not the innocent play of children. 467 00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:40,090 She was being challenged. 468 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:43,218 So she decided it was time to get creative. 469 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:54,813 Out. Can't behave, you heard me, you cannot ride. 470 00:30:56,398 --> 00:30:59,401 You, out. 471 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:10,621 - Where's mom going? - I don't know. 472 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:21,298 Mommy's a genius. 473 00:31:21,298 --> 00:31:24,301 5, 6 -- alright. 474 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:38,690 I will be right back. 475 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:41,693 Boys? 476 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:51,286 If you're hiding, you've got to stop now, 'cause mommy doesn't think it's funny! 477 00:31:52,287 --> 00:31:53,497 Oh, excuse me. 478 00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:56,500 I'm sorry. I'm looking for my boys. Three boys with red hair. 479 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:59,711 - Have you seen them? - Yeah. I also saw you drive away and leave them. 480 00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:02,005 I know. I was just trying to scare them into behaving. 481 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:03,006 Did you see where they went? 482 00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're in my kitchen. 483 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:08,887 Listen, uh, it seems to me that you have some anger management issues. 484 00:32:09,096 --> 00:32:14,101 I have four kids under the age of 6. I absolutely have anger management issues. 485 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,895 Yeah, well, I think you need to talk to somebody, 486 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:18,814 because abandoning your children is -- 487 00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:20,607 Hey, I-I didn't abandon them. I came back. 488 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:23,193 I'm just saying it's not normal. 489 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:24,987 Well, my kids aren't normal, 490 00:32:24,987 --> 00:32:26,989 and now I don't have time for this, lady, so -- 491 00:32:26,989 --> 00:32:28,282 boys, get out here! 492 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:31,285 No, I don't think they should go anywhere until you calm down. 493 00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:34,913 - Get in the car. - She's got cookies. 494 00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:36,206 Well, bring them. We're leaving. 495 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:38,584 - Oh, no, no. Stay put. - I don't think so. Aah! 496 00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:41,003 - Listen, lady, you and I are going to have a little talk. - Leave my mommy alone! 497 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:42,504 Let go of me! 498 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:45,507 What's the matter with you? 499 00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:51,513 Run, boys, run! 500 00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:57,686 Son of a -- aah! 501 00:32:57,686 --> 00:32:58,687 You get back here! 502 00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:01,690 Boys, you're going to need to put on your -- 503 00:33:07,196 --> 00:33:10,199 You come back here right now! Get back or I'm going to call social services! 504 00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:33,680 Oh, my god. 505 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:35,390 Carlos, what have you done? 506 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:36,808 I saw it when I drove by the dealership. 507 00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:39,811 I thought, "Gabrielle would look so beautiful in this." 508 00:33:42,314 --> 00:33:43,982 Cost me an arm and a leg. 509 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:47,986 It's got GPS navigation, 200-watt stereo system, rear parking -- 510 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,281 Oh, my god, it's beautiful. 511 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:54,993 So... did I take your breath away? 512 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:57,996 Absolutely. 513 00:33:59,081 --> 00:34:02,084 Is it the best gift you've ever gotten? 514 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,587 Gabrielle could see what this gesture had cost Carlos, 515 00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:08,799 so she responded the only way she knew how. 516 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,684 She had a feeling the truth would have been lost on her husband anyway. 517 00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:20,686 After all, 518 00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:25,691 it's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose. 519 00:34:50,215 --> 00:34:54,219 Oh, I hope you don't mind. I thought I'd come by early and help you set up. 520 00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:57,389 Hey, Susan. 521 00:34:57,681 --> 00:35:00,684 Don't worry. Mike and I have got everything under control. 522 00:35:05,898 --> 00:35:07,900 Bongo. 523 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,818 I don't know why he barks at you. 524 00:35:09,818 --> 00:35:12,779 Well, I wouldn't take it personally. Dogs are very sensitive. 525 00:35:13,697 --> 00:35:15,407 What's up, Bongo, huh? 526 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:17,284 You never know what freaks them out, huh? 527 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:20,287 In the distance, susan thought she heard a bell ring. 528 00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:23,707 Ooh, is it a strange noise, huh? What is it? A weird smell? 529 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,586 Round one had started. 530 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:30,797 Look, all I'm saying is that this whole 531 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:33,509 "it takes two to mess up a marriage" theory is bull. 532 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:35,511 The problems that weave are because of her. 533 00:35:35,511 --> 00:35:37,012 That is not true, Rex. 534 00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:41,016 All right, fine. What have I been doing for the past 20 years that's been so awful? 535 00:35:41,892 --> 00:35:44,895 You're not saying anything because I've been a great husband, 536 00:35:45,395 --> 00:35:47,814 and it kills you to admit that. 537 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:49,107 Rex, I'm curious -- 538 00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:54,112 do you ever acknowledge the benefits of living with Bree? 539 00:35:55,697 --> 00:35:56,615 Huh? 540 00:35:56,615 --> 00:35:59,618 By your own admission, your home is always clean, 541 00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:03,705 your clothes are always freshly pressed. Sounds like a wonderful cook. 542 00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:08,710 Despite her flaws, do you ever remember to say "thank you"? 543 00:36:11,213 --> 00:36:12,714 "Thank you"? 544 00:36:12,714 --> 00:36:14,383 Yes. 545 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,015 Bongo! Bongo.Get down. Down. 546 00:36:22,015 --> 00:36:23,600 Go on. Unh-unh. Down. 547 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,019 I'm sorry. 548 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:28,981 So, um, who's the guy that lives across from mrs. Huber again? 549 00:36:28,981 --> 00:36:30,315 Mm. That's mr. Mullen, 550 00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:33,318 and just so you know, if he invites you in, you have to meet all of his pets. 551 00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:34,695 That's okay. I love animals. 552 00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:37,698 He's a taxidermist. 553 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:41,493 Thanks for the warning. 554 00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:45,080 Isn't mr. Mullen's brother your divorce attorney? 555 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:48,792 Uh, yes. Yes, he was. 556 00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,794 Can I say something? 557 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:54,798 In my heart, I still believe that you and Carl are going to get back together. 558 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,384 Really? 559 00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,387 Oh, yeah, I-I've never seen two people more in love. 560 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:03,682 I mean, she's never going to find that kind of chemistry with another man. Never. 561 00:37:04,892 --> 00:37:07,895 It was everything susan could do to keep a smile on her face. 562 00:37:08,604 --> 00:37:11,607 Round two was under way, and she was already taking a beating. 563 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:14,693 - You know what, mrs. Britt? - What edie hadn't counted on... 564 00:37:14,693 --> 00:37:17,696 - Do you know who I always liked? - Was Susan had someone else in her corner. 565 00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:21,200 Mr. Authwell -- your fourth husband. 566 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,203 Oh, he was my second husband. I've only been married twice. 567 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:25,996 Twice? 568 00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:28,999 You weren't married to the guy with all the tattoos that they took away in handcuffs? 569 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:32,419 No, Julie, she wasn't married to Javier. 570 00:37:32,586 --> 00:37:35,589 That was just one of her special friends. 571 00:37:36,006 --> 00:37:40,010 I think we should change the subject. You know, unless you want to keep talking about it. 572 00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:44,890 Bongo, get down. 573 00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:46,391 Wait, wait. Let -- let me show you something. Bongo. 574 00:37:46,391 --> 00:37:48,393 He loves that gravy. 575 00:37:48,393 --> 00:37:50,395 While you were in there tossing the salad, 576 00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:51,897 I taught him something. 577 00:37:51,897 --> 00:37:54,483 Up. 578 00:37:54,483 --> 00:37:59,488 Susan was furious with Edie for using a dog to ingratiate herself with its owner. 579 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:04,117 She was also furious with Mike for not seeing through this blatant maneuver. 580 00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:05,911 But mostly... 581 00:38:05,911 --> 00:38:08,413 you know what? I'm going to go get the desserts. 582 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:12,417 She was furious with herself for not having thought of it first. 583 00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:15,587 I can barely get him to sit. 584 00:38:15,587 --> 00:38:18,590 You are a good dog. You're the best dog ever. Yes, you are. 585 00:38:20,384 --> 00:38:22,094 Ha ha. I've never seen him walk on two legs. 586 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:25,097 Well, he knows who to come to, doesn't he? He knows who to come to. 587 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,814 Here's your dessert. 588 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:36,817 Thank you. Mmm. My, this looks yummy. 589 00:38:40,904 --> 00:38:42,698 Oh, look at that. 590 00:38:42,698 --> 00:38:45,701 Looks like Bongo's finally warming up to Susan. 591 00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:49,204 Yeah, we just got off on the wrong foot. We're best buddies now. 592 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:55,919 Oh, what a good boy. 593 00:38:57,296 --> 00:38:58,589 Bongo, are you okay? 594 00:38:58,589 --> 00:38:59,590 What's wrong with him? 595 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:02,593 I don't know. I've never heard him make that sound. 596 00:39:03,802 --> 00:39:05,220 Hey, you okay, pal? 597 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:08,182 Mom. 598 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:09,892 Hey, you all right? You okay? Come on. 599 00:39:16,481 --> 00:39:18,901 Call the vet. The number's on the fridge. Tell him I'll be right there. 600 00:39:18,901 --> 00:39:22,779 Okay, don't you worry about a thing. I'll stay here and get everything cleaned up. 601 00:39:22,779 --> 00:39:25,782 Thanks, Edie. 602 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:28,911 Is there anything I can do? 603 00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:31,413 No. 604 00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,399 - Hey. - Hey. 605 00:39:59,399 --> 00:40:00,984 How's Bongo doing? 606 00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:03,487 I'm, uh, just waiting to see if they'll have to operate. 607 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:06,490 Oh, god. 608 00:40:10,619 --> 00:40:13,580 I-I... I stopped and I got this... 609 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,500 I am just so sorry for this. 610 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,794 I'm really sorry I snapped at you. I was ju so -- 611 00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:20,879 Oh, no, it's okay. 612 00:40:20,879 --> 00:40:22,506 Good news. 613 00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:24,091 We won't have to do surgery. 614 00:40:24,091 --> 00:40:26,385 Oh, that's great. 615 00:40:26,385 --> 00:40:29,012 We've given Bongo something to help pass the earring. 616 00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:32,015 When he does, would you like us to retrieve it for you? 617 00:40:32,182 --> 00:40:34,393 I'm going to say no. 618 00:40:34,393 --> 00:40:37,396 Okay. You should be able to take him home in about an hour. 619 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,901 You must be so relieved. 620 00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:47,114 I'm sorry. I was just really worried. 621 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:49,408 Well, it was your dog. I get it. 622 00:40:49,408 --> 00:40:52,411 Actually, he was my wife's dog, and, uh... 623 00:40:53,412 --> 00:40:56,206 one of the last things she said to me in the hospital before she died 624 00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:58,292 was to be sure I looked after him, 625 00:40:58,292 --> 00:41:01,003 and, um, I promised her I would. 626 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:07,009 And just like that,Susan could suddenly see something she'd never seen before. 627 00:41:08,802 --> 00:41:10,304 He, uh, meant so much to her. 628 00:41:10,304 --> 00:41:13,307 Mike Delfino was still in love with his late wife. 629 00:41:15,017 --> 00:41:18,020 And if, uh, something had happened, I would have felt like I had failed her. 630 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:21,982 I know that sounds stupid, but I... 631 00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:27,988 and she knew right then neither she nor Edie would be laying claim to his heart anytime soon. 632 00:41:28,113 --> 00:41:30,407 No, it doesn't. Not at all. 633 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:33,410 So she decided, for now, 634 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:36,205 she could settle for just being his friend. 635 00:41:36,205 --> 00:41:38,790 This is for you. Well, for Bongo. 636 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,501 You give it to him. 637 00:41:54,806 --> 00:41:57,809 Yes. As I look back at the world I left behind, 638 00:41:58,185 --> 00:42:01,188 it's all so clear to me: 639 00:42:01,396 --> 00:42:04,399 the beauty that waits to be unveiled, 640 00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:07,486 the mysteries that long to be uncovered. 641 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:14,117 But people so rarely stop to take a look, 642 00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:18,413 they just keep moving. 643 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,795 It's a shame really, 644 00:42:24,795 --> 00:42:27,798 there's so much to see. 645 00:42:29,299 --> 00:42:34,304 Subtitles: Bigmac Transcript: Raceman www.forom.com