1 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,723 Psychic powers 2 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,392 make the impossible possible. 3 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,144 What a cutie! 4 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,687 I'm a huge dog lover. 5 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,648 But I love chicks even more. 6 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,566 Wait, Pochimi! 7 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:51,152 Watch out! 8 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,827 So, how about we go get something to eat? 9 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,495 What are you talking about? 10 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,497 My name is Kusuo Saiki. 11 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,124 I'm a psychic. 12 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,417 Sixteen years ago, 13 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,003 an ordinary couple had a baby boy 14 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,422 who was anything but ordinary. 15 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,008 {\an8}Look how cute he is! He's as cute as his mommy! 16 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,010 {\an8}So cute! He's as cute as his daddy! 17 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:20,223 {\an8}-Such a cutie pie. -So, I'm only in second place? 18 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,934 I started talking when I was only 14 days old 19 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,102 without using my voice. 20 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,019 And then... 21 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,981 Look who's walking! Look who's walking! 22 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,441 When I was a month old, I started to walk 23 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,152 -in the air. -Amazing! 24 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,194 {\an8}ONE YEAR OLD 25 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,612 {\an8}And when I was one... 26 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:37,323 Looks like we're out of rice wine. 27 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,242 Ku? 28 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,661 I successfully ran my first errand. 29 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,413 Ku... 30 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,583 That's when my mom finally started to worry. 31 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,001 You would think 32 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,753 that at this point, my parents would take me to get checked out. 33 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:52,881 But they're pretty weird too. 34 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,049 I bet he stole them. 35 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,135 {\an8}I'll take him to the supermarket tomorrow. 36 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:58,386 {\an8}They're pretty lazy, too. 37 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,889 Our little psychic paid after all! 38 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:01,806 He takes after you. 39 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,934 They're a pretty happy-go-lucky couple, and they act like silly little lovebirds. 40 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,477 So they accepted me as I was 41 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,105 -without any fuss. -He's so artistic! 42 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,273 The days went by. 43 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:11,858 OZAWA 44 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,027 And that little boy 45 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:16,404 became a high school student. 46 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:19,782 As you saw earlier, I still have my psychic powers. 47 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:22,285 I can bend spoons without touching them, 48 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,537 and I can hit it big whenever I want to. 49 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,248 I'm living the dream. 50 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:31,586 I bet that's what you're thinking, right? 51 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:33,296 So, what if I can bend spoons? 52 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,048 That just makes it hard to eat my curry. 53 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,008 And winning free snacks 54 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,384 just gives me stomachaches. 55 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:42,430 If you think I'm the happiest guy alive and that I have it all, 56 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:43,556 you're dead wrong. 57 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,517 I'm the unhappiest guy alive and I have nothing. 58 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,853 Telepathy, psychokinesis, 59 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,230 X-ray vision, foresight, 60 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,023 teleportation, clairvoyance, and et cetera... 61 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,775 I can do all those things. 62 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,153 But for each thing I can do, there's something I can't do. 63 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,489 A dog that's fed by its owners 64 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,991 never learns to hunt for food on its own. 65 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:04,702 Spoiled children who always get what they want 66 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,412 never learn how to be independent. 67 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,415 So trust me, I've missed out on so much! 68 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:11,876 I don't know what it's like to feel a sense of accomplishment. 69 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,962 I've never been surprised by a surprise party. 70 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,672 I can't experience any of these things. 71 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:19,467 It's true that I never get angry or sad, but I never feel happy, either. 72 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:21,302 That's my life. 73 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:25,640 Still, I wouldn't say I'm disappointed or anything. 74 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,976 A life without ups and downs isn't all that bad. 75 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,519 Kusuo is late. 76 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,022 Oh, you're back! 77 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,899 What took you so long? 78 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:37,235 Why is Dad hanging out in front of the house? 79 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,861 I was wondering 80 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,280 if you could open the door for me. 81 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,615 -I couldn't get in. -Really? Again? 82 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:51,749 That's my little psychic! Such amazing lock picking skills! 83 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,750 I'm not a burglar. 84 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:53,668 Kusuo, 85 00:04:53,751 --> 00:04:56,462 I think you can do something amazing with your powers. 86 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,298 Keep those thoughts to yourself. 87 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,049 Ku, is that you? 88 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:01,884 We'll talk more about this later, Kusuo! 89 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,388 Actually, there is one thing that disturbs my rather calm life. 90 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,557 Why did you change the lock again? 91 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,309 That would be my parents' relationship. 92 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,687 Welcome home, Ku! We're having pork cutlets for dinner! 93 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,063 Stop ignoring me! 94 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,149 And we are supposed to have steak today! 95 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,526 Oh, is that so? So sorry! How about I fix you a leather shoe? 96 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,820 -Why would I want a shoe? -I wonder where it all went wrong. 97 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:24,032 -Your love makes me high like Tokyo Tower! -They used to be so lovey-dovey. 98 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,159 -I love you more than anyone in the world. -Oh, you... 99 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:29,329 You make me want to push you off the Tokyo Skytree! 100 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,039 I hate you more than anyone in the universe! 101 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,540 You little... 102 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,293 Well, I guess you could say they're still passionate about each other. 103 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,635 Time to dig in! Help yourself! 104 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,263 -Hey! Hey! -How is it, Ku? 105 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,682 -Honey, there's seconds for you too! -No thank you! 106 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,893 -I bet it's just the other shoe! -Here you go! 107 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,227 That's not even from the same pair! 108 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,980 It's been like this for half a year. 109 00:05:56,272 --> 00:05:57,106 Kusuo, 110 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,068 do me a favor and transform this into a steak, would you? 111 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,154 {\an8}The pathetic man you see here is my father, Kuniharu Saiki. 112 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,948 He's lazy and irresponsible and always comes crying to me for help. 113 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,242 I've learned to ignore basically all of his requests. 114 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:11,579 I can't spoil him, or else he'll just get worse. 115 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,623 So, you're taking your mom's side? 116 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:14,749 That food on your plate 117 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:17,543 was bought with the money I earned by licking my boss' boots! 118 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,046 Expensive shoes taste so much better! 119 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,714 Wow, so you actually like the taste of shoes? 120 00:06:22,673 --> 00:06:23,925 Screw it! I'll eat it anyway! 121 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:25,009 Yuck, this stinks! 122 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,427 What's with this smell? Geez! 123 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,763 It's a shoe, dummy. 124 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:32,683 Ku, your powers aren't meant to be wasted on something like that. 125 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,519 {\an8}This is my mother, Kurumi Saiki. 126 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:37,980 You should use your powers to help those in need 127 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,942 or to reward people who are nice! 128 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,860 She's one of the main reasons 129 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,487 I haven't used my powers for evil. 130 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,280 She's a gentle, loving mother. 131 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,950 You should also use them to punish your dad. 132 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:50,952 I don't think you can tell from today. 133 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:52,453 {\an8}KUSUO'S PORK CUTLET 134 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,748 How dare you eat Ku's food, you son of a bitch! 135 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,376 We're taking this outside! 136 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,502 I'll pass... 137 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,421 I could stop them whenever I want to, 138 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,340 but this is their problem to solve. 139 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:05,258 What? 140 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,759 Coffee jelly. 141 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:08,970 It's actually not that bad. 142 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:11,556 It takes the rich, robust scent and flavor of coffee 143 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:14,976 and condenses them into a single sublime package. 144 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:18,729 If you add a splash of milk, you'll have a whole new experience on your hands. 145 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,898 Something this decadent should be illegal. 146 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:22,900 But I'm not complaining. 147 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,281 Wow, is the jelly that good? 148 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:30,283 Forget about that! We've got bigger issues! 149 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,326 Look at what your mom has become! 150 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,829 -Stop running, you coward! -You have to stop her, Kusuo! 151 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,914 She's no longer the mother you once knew! 152 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:38,833 Do it! Exorcise the demon inside of her! 153 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,877 There's no escape! 154 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,545 I'll crush you like an ant! 155 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:47,341 What? 156 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,719 What the... 157 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,554 These two are such a handful. 158 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,139 I wish I didn't have to step in 159 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:55,141 to stop another pointless fight. 160 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,642 So, now you're on your dad's side? 161 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,060 That's it! I hate you too! 162 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,563 Why do I say it's pointless, you ask? You'll see. 163 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,356 I hate both of you! 164 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,775 Of course I don't hate you. I love you both so much! 165 00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:06,402 The voices inside their hearts say it all. 166 00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:09,322 No matter how much they try to hide it, 167 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:11,365 the truth is that these are all sham fights. 168 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,992 Fine, I hate you too! 169 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,160 I hate you so much! 170 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:15,369 Just kidding! 171 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,246 I love you to death! 172 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:20,625 And that's why they're pointless. 173 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,670 The worst thing is that they interrupted my dessert time. 174 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,590 And that is a sin this psychic cannot forgive. 175 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,133 -I love you. -I love you. 176 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,344 Did you just say you love me? 177 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,179 Does she actually love me back? 178 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:34,889 Wait, wasn't that you? 179 00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:37,517 Oh no! Did I say that out loud? 180 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,727 And what does "love me back" mean? 181 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:42,480 No, it was you! You just admitted that you said it out loud. 182 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,564 Wait a second... 183 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,025 Am I hearing things because I love her so much? 184 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,443 Wait, he loves me "so much"? 185 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,195 Wait, can she hear me? 186 00:08:49,278 --> 00:08:50,154 I guess I did... 187 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,989 -So, he did say it. -No, I didn't! 188 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:52,907 -What? -What? 189 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,325 -Kusuo! -Ku! 190 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,035 Forced telepathy. 191 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,955 I used my powers to link their minds, 192 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,250 which means they can hear each other's thoughts. 193 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:05,419 Stop it! I don't want him to know that I still love him! 194 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:08,256 I don't want your mother to know that I still love her! 195 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:09,924 I love you. 196 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,050 I love you, too. 197 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:11,968 Whatever. The end. 198 00:09:12,301 --> 00:09:14,845 -I'm so sorry, honey! -Me, too! 199 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,640 I swear, dealing with normal people is such a pain. 200 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:20,560 Now I can enjoy my dessert in peace. 201 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,688 This is all because I ate your coffee jelly! 202 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:24,689 No! 203 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:29,068 I shouldn't have lost my temper and broke all the windows in the house! 204 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,528 Hold on a second. 205 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,780 Here! Have this as a token of our renewed love! 206 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,490 Is it good? 207 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,910 You bet! Something this decadent should be illegal! It's delicious! 208 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,003 {\an8}PK ACADEMY 209 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,921 {\an8}This is my high school, PK Academy. 210 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:52,258 There are 542 students all in all. 211 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:56,387 But not a single one of them knows about my powers. 212 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,639 If they found out, all hell would break loose. 213 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,850 Back in kindergarten, 214 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:03,769 I would always win at rock-paper-scissors. 215 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,856 I could read everyone's thoughts, after all. 216 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,941 Some of them tried to cheat, 217 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,401 but I just forced a tie. 218 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:14,280 Kindergarten is a lawless jungle where rock-paper-scissors decides all. 219 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,158 Kusuo, how about we play rock-paper-scissors? 220 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,493 If I win, you should share it with everyone, okay? 221 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,203 I showed my teachers no mercy. 222 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,663 -We'll play three times. -I destroyed everyone in my path. 223 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,748 -Best out of ten? -Won. 224 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,083 -Best out of 100. I just need to win once. -Won. 225 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,543 I'll show you rock! 226 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,461 I won them all. 227 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,545 296 WINS, 0 DEFEAT, 58 DRAWS 228 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,089 My teacher stopped showing up the next day. 229 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,008 And this was just the beginning. 230 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,927 It took a while for things to settle down. 231 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,890 So I decided not to use my powers in public ever again. 232 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,350 If I have to use them, 233 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,769 I always make sure no one's around. 234 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,189 I use telepathy to make sure no one is in the vicinity. 235 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,358 I can detect people in a 200-meter radius. 236 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,484 I don't miss a soul. 237 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:52,443 Guess who? 238 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,361 Well, almost. 239 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:55,946 There's one guy I can't detect. 240 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,531 How's it going, pal? 241 00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,201 Riki Nendo. No one likes him, 242 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:01,535 but he likes me for some reason. 243 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,788 But that's not the real issue. 244 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,958 The problem is that I can't read this guy's thoughts at all. 245 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,836 And everyone has thoughts. 246 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,380 -Like this guy... -I hate the dentist... 247 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,548 -Or this guy... -Nose hair! 248 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:18,594 I can even read animals' minds. But this guy is the only exception. 249 00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,012 And I immediately figured out why. 250 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,223 He's a complete idiot. 251 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:23,933 You can't read an empty mind. 252 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,935 In that sense, Nendo is a scary guy. 253 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,062 -He collapsed! -Is he anemic? 254 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:29,772 What happened? 255 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,399 Snap out of it! You're not dead, right? 256 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,566 I mean, he's not a bad guy... 257 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,692 What the heck, Nendo? 258 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,528 I don't think he is. 259 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,071 Okay, I was wrong. He's horrible. 260 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,489 What are you doing, Nendo? 261 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:39,949 Get him to the nurse already! 262 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:42,076 Oh, right! The nurse! 263 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,036 Hey, Saiki! Go with him! 264 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,955 I'm worried about him going alone. 265 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:46,872 NURSE'S OFFICE 266 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,916 Hey, no one's here. 267 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,127 I guess it's time for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 268 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,044 Cut it out, Nendo. 269 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,548 What do you mean mouth-to-mouth? 270 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:56,799 Are you stupid? 271 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,717 Wait, so you're okay after all? 272 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,053 I was just pretending, idiot! What's wrong with you? 273 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,347 Why did you have to kiss me? 274 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,516 Well, it was my first kiss, you know. 275 00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:06,475 Let's just call it even. 276 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:08,978 Way to make it worse. 277 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,314 Everyone's going to think we're in love or something! 278 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,442 I guarantee no one's going to think that. 279 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,361 Hey Saiki, you'd better not tell anyone I was faking! 280 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,363 This doesn't count as my first kiss, right? 281 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,489 Man, this sucks! 282 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,866 Keep this to yourself! 283 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,033 Keep what to myself, exactly? 284 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:23,993 That you were faking? 285 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,995 Or that your first kiss 286 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,371 was with Nendo? 287 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,373 If it's the faking, the jig is already up. 288 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,167 -I heard that. -Crap! It's Matsuzaki! 289 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,585 So you were faking? 290 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,004 This is bad! It's the gym teacher! 291 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,255 You've got it all wrong! 292 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,298 It was his idea! 293 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:40,217 He told me to fake an illness, so he could play hooky! 294 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,261 I'm such a bonehead for listening to him! 295 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,471 -Is that true, Nendo? -What? 296 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,599 Blaming it on Nendo? Not a bad strategy. 297 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,601 Saiki, what are you doing here? 298 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,518 What? 299 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,145 Was he in on this too, Takahashi? 300 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,480 What? Oh, sure. Him, too. 301 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,315 That's it! Both of you, to my office! Now! 302 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,734 Dragging me into this is a very bad idea. 303 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,736 -Hold on a second. -What? 304 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,237 He really is sick. 305 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,031 Didn't you hear what he said? 306 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,616 He's got bonehead. 307 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,117 You've got to be kidding me. 308 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,411 He actually thinks "bonehead" is an illness? 309 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,537 That's it, right? 310 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,789 Bonehead? What are you talking about? 311 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,707 "Bonehead" 312 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,126 is caused by a virus that invades through the follicles. 313 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,252 Oh, bonehead! I remember now. 314 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:16,837 -No way! -Wow. Dumb and dumber. 315 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,589 {\an8}Let's take your temperature. 316 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,549 {\an8}If you're sick, you should have a fever. 317 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,511 Give me a break. I don't have a fever. 318 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,055 {\an8}-It's 92,8 degrees. -What? 319 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,890 Call the ambulance! 320 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,225 Hang in there! 321 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,060 Stay with us! 322 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,771 I used pyrokinesis, the ability to manipulate heat. 323 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,564 Looks like it melted a bit. 324 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,483 I need to destroy the evidence. 325 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,527 -Hey... -Crap, he saw me! 326 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,404 Don't tell me you caught bonehead, too! 327 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,531 Hang in there! 328 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,824 Nendo is one scary fellow. 329 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,707 My name's Shun Kaido. 330 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,210 I'm an 11th grader at PK Academy. 331 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,127 Well, on the surface. 332 00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,881 A dark force called Black Beat dwells in my right arm. 333 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,385 And they want to steal it from me and forge a new world order. 334 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,304 They're part of a secret society called the Dark Reunion! 335 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,223 But I shall protect the world. 336 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,058 I, the Jet-Black Wings, shall save the day! 337 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,270 That guy's brain is stuck in junior high. 338 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,313 {\an8}Hey, did you hear the news? 339 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,606 {\an8}A poisonous snake is on the loose! 340 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,358 Seriously? That's so dangerous! 341 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,443 Are you sure it's loose? 342 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,446 Sounds like another Dark Reunion's lie. 343 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:28,117 But they can't fool the Jet-Black Wings! 344 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,411 Someone must have released that snake! 345 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,329 Wait a minute! You know who did this? 346 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,290 Did this Jet-Black Wings dude do it? 347 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,500 No! I'm the Jet-Black Wings! 348 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,295 A secret society called the Dark Reunion is behind it! 349 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,423 And this is the first step in their Human Sorting Plan! 350 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,632 The Dark Reunion? 351 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,550 Never heard of them. 352 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,468 What a waste of time. 353 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,972 I guess it's up to us superheroes. 354 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,223 -Right, Saiki? -Whatever. 355 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,184 Of course, he doesn't know I'm actually a psychic. 356 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,769 It's all just part of his fantasy. 357 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:56,979 Saiki, tell me what you think. 358 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,480 I don't like this one bit. 359 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,816 {\an8}That snake, which I've named the Murder Dragoram Snake, 360 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,192 {\an8}is probably no ordinary snake! 361 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,111 {\an8}That's quite the dramatic name. 362 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,821 {\an8}This Murder Dragoram Snake 363 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,657 {\an8}is probably a dangerous monster created in a top secret Dark Reunion lab. 364 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,742 {\an8}That's all speculation. 365 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,368 It's up to us. 366 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:15,080 -We must save humanity from... -Hey, they caught the snake! 367 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,749 Thank goodness! Where was it? 368 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,083 In front of the gate. 369 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,336 Apparently it was nearly dead. 370 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,881 No way! Could there be others with powers like our own out there? 371 00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,132 Why was it almost dead? 372 00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,301 They say some elementary school kids were messing with it. 373 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,595 Who knew the Murder Dragoram Snake was so weak? 374 00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,513 Guess the Dark Reunion isn't a threat after all. 375 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,391 Careful, now! This is a secret society we're talking about! 376 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,977 Watch yourself or you will be sorted. 377 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:41,440 Go ahead, laugh while you can. 378 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,067 It's the calm before the storm. 379 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:47,029 They're coming for us. I tried to warn you... 380 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,614 He's going to the bathroom to cry. 381 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,158 Guess I'll go too. 382 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,118 Did you see his face? It was beet red! 383 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,412 One time, he said his arm was possessed by some demon. 384 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,957 He was like, "It's moving inside my arm again!" 385 00:15:59,083 --> 00:15:59,917 Like this! 386 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,627 -Wait, it's actually moving! -What? 387 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,922 Holy crap, it's a snake! Run! 388 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,131 It's blocking the door! 389 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,468 I saw that whole thing coming thanks to my powers. 390 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,721 {\an8}But I don't want to use my powers in front of the others, 391 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:14,765 {\an8}so I'll stay here until things calm down. 392 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,227 {\an8}Looks like he needs to calm down, too. 393 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,062 Let's see how they're doing... 394 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,063 Where did the snake go? 395 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481 One of you guys call the teacher! 396 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,233 No way! It'll bite us! 397 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,985 You little wimps! 398 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,570 -Nendo! Where did you come from? -What's wrong? Did you lose your balls? 399 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,614 -I would worry about your own! -Is that so? 400 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,740 Look! 401 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,367 It's biting your balls! 402 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,246 -Nendo! -Nendo! 403 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,163 I'm a goner. 404 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,750 Calm down. It was only biting his pants. 405 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:42,793 Clairvoyance. 406 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,336 Saiki crosses his eyes, 407 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,131 granting him the power to see far-off places! 408 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,091 -You guys, escape! -What? 409 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,592 I'll handle this! 410 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,261 Kaido? What the heck are you doing? 411 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,179 Murder Dragoram Snake. 412 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:57,182 The Jet-Black Wings himself stands before you! Prepare yourself! 413 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,350 What a weird pose! 414 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,601 Let's get out of here! 415 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,646 He actually thinks he's a superhero. 416 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,314 Well, he's acting tough, 417 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,525 but you should hear what's going on inside his head. 418 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,778 Why am I standing in front of this thing? What's wrong with me? 419 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,158 Now I've gone and done it! 420 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,492 Sorry, Mom. 421 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,871 -Take this! Judgment Knights of... -Sorry, Kaido. 422 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,664 I'm afraid I have to steal your thunder. 423 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,750 {\an8}Thunder! 424 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,670 -What? -Wow! 425 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:28,422 Go the Jet-Black Wings! 426 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,340 Sorry for that crack about junior high. 427 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,884 Truth is, you may not have powers, 428 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,844 but you're more courageous than most. 429 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,929 I really am a superhero! 430 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,682 And the crisis came to an end. 431 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,268 I'm not liking this new attitude of yours, Kaido. 432 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,770 Watch your tone. 433 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:46,148 Unless you wish to be hunted by the Judgment Knights of Thunder. 434 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,399 Counselor's room. Now. 435 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,026 Now, he's even more delusional than before. 436 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,736 That guy is hopeless. 437 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,826 Beautiful girls. 438 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,370 There's nothing like a pretty girl who stands out from the flock. 439 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,915 My name is Kokomi Teruhashi. 440 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:06,210 Not to brag or anything, but I'm the perfect example of a pretty girl. 441 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,588 I'm not trying to be arrogant. I'm just stating a fact. 442 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,300 It's not like I go around boasting about how pretty I am. 443 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,427 Hey, how about we go get some tea? 444 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,179 Now if I were a normal girl... 445 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,515 How about you visit a pigsty and ask one of the pigs out? 446 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,308 I would probably say something like that. 447 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:22,810 But I'm different. 448 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,603 I'm so sorry. 449 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,814 I really have to go study. 450 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,233 Good luck! 451 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,861 See? I'm beautiful on the outside and the inside! 452 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,613 And do you know what that means? 453 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,448 It means I'm incomparable! 454 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,576 That guy is from my class. 455 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,661 What was his name? 456 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:42,037 Oh, right. Saiki. 457 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,372 Kunio Saiki. 458 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,624 He looks so lonely walking like that. 459 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,460 Maybe I should call out to him and brighten his day. 460 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,755 After all, I'm perfect on the outside 461 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,966 and the inside! 462 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,467 Hi, Saiki! 463 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,427 So, it is you! 464 00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,637 There you go! 465 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,806 Now you have a memory to cherish forever! 466 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,059 You randomly ran into the prettiest girl in class. 467 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,687 Not to mention she came running over to greet you! 468 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,772 I bet you're head over heels in love with me! 469 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,441 That's fine! I may be way out of your league, but be my guest! 470 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,152 Who would blame you? 471 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,863 No one can resist my beauty! 472 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,824 That's it? 473 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,076 {\an8}-What kind of reaction was that? -Oh, Teruhashi! 474 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,079 I know! He was so surprised that he was lost for words! 475 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,498 That's the only logical explanation! 476 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,583 {\an8}Poor thing. 477 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,377 {\an8}I bet he's kicking himself right now for missing his opportunity. 478 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,880 It's okay. I'll give him another chance. 479 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:36,633 And that's because I'm perfect inside and out! 480 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,220 Saiki! Hey, you shouldn't ignore people, you know! 481 00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,555 He didn't even nod! 482 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,433 Did he not see me? Am I dead? 483 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,268 {\an8}Oh, I've got it this time! 484 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,770 {\an8}He must think I'm an illusion! 485 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,230 {\an8}He's led such an unfortunate life 486 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,149 {\an8}that he can't bring himself to think I'm real! 487 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,735 {\an8}Well, you're in for a treat! I'm about to bestow upon you 488 00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,403 {\an8}the happiest moment of your life! 489 00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:00,532 Saiki, where are you off to? 490 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,534 He dodged me! 491 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,535 What's going on? 492 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,871 Most people don't try to dodge illusions. 493 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,708 Wait, is he afraid of even touching such an ethereal being? 494 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,796 I can't believe I mean so much to this guy! 495 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:18,217 Great. Another annoying person to deal with. 496 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,427 Hey, Saiki! 497 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,428 Back again? 498 00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,598 I guess she's not familiar with the concept of rejection. 499 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,226 Well, it's true that ordinary people... 500 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,436 Wow! Hi, Teruhashi. 501 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,812 They'd probably react like that. 502 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,730 Even Nendo... 503 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,440 Oh, Teruhashi. 504 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,566 He wouldn't be immune. 505 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,444 Everything she says about herself is actually quite true. 506 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,196 And that's why she's so dangerous. 507 00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,156 Teruhashi is an attention magnet. 508 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,491 She's the last person 509 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,368 -I'd like to be around. -Hey, where are you headed? 510 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,162 Do you mind if I tag along? 511 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:48,789 What? Nendo? 512 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,415 This isn't good. 513 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,167 If he points her out to me, 514 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,628 I'll have no choice but to acknowledge her existence. 515 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,922 And then I'll have to pretend to worship her. 516 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,507 Oh, wow! Teruhashi! 517 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,133 I really don't want to do that. 518 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:02,094 I'll blend in with the crowd. 519 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,638 Is he gone? That was close... 520 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,474 What? I have a feeling that my pal was here. 521 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:10,227 What? Where did Saiki go? 522 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,478 What happened? 523 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,523 -Great. I accidentally teleported. -Saiki! 524 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,693 It doesn't look like the people around me noticed, 525 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,195 but Teruhashi seems to think something's not right. 526 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,990 Just think of me as an illusion and forget about the whole thing. 527 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,324 Oh, Nendo! 528 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,412 Hey, Teruhashi. 529 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,663 Have you seen Saiki? 530 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,332 What? My pal? No, I haven't seen him. 531 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,418 Wait, so he disappeared? 532 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:37,045 Was I the one seeing the illusion all along? 533 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,090 You're so in love with me that you see me everywhere you go, right? 534 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,633 No way... 535 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,760 Am I... No, that can't be true! 536 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,263 Oh, no! What's this feeling inside of me? 537 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:51,143 Am I actually in love with Saiki? 538 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,145 Oh, wow. 539 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,355 Teruhashi... 540 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,864 My name is Kusuo Saiki. 541 00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:31,201 This is pretty important information, so let me refresh your memory. 542 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,328 I'm a psychic with vast psychic powers. 543 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,872 I wish they would shut up already. 544 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,500 Next time... 545 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,544 I'll keep knocking out episodes taken from the manga.