1 00:00:00,237 --> 00:00:03,407 Wa-cha! Ha! Ha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:03,442 --> 00:00:06,804 [Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: 3 00:00:06,805 --> 00:00:09,734 Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts] 4 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:10,567 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,477 ? Hear the legends of the kung fu panda ? 6 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:16,847 [Scatting] 7 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:18,687 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 8 00:00:18,722 --> 00:00:20,317 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 9 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,657 ? he climbed the mountaintop ? 10 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:23,827 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name ? 11 00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:25,187 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,222 --> 00:00:26,947 ? kung fu panda ? 13 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:30,167 [Scatting] 14 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:33,197 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 15 00:00:33,232 --> 00:00:36,607 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 16 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:38,307 ? kung fu panda ? 17 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:41,377 [Scatting] 18 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:43,707 ? he lives and he trains and he fights ? 19 00:00:43,742 --> 00:00:45,107 ? with the Furious Five ? 20 00:00:45,142 --> 00:00:46,467 ? protect the valley, something, something ? 21 00:00:46,477 --> 00:00:48,147 ? something, something alive ? 22 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,687 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:49,722 --> 00:00:53,017 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 24 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,154 ? Legends of Awesomeness ? 25 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,700 Sweet! 26 00:00:56,898 --> 00:00:59,909 [Mysterious music] 27 00:01:00,419 --> 00:01:04,008 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 28 00:01:09,755 --> 00:01:12,790 These'll fetch a pretty penny on the black market. 29 00:01:12,792 --> 00:01:13,957 You know, it's kind of annoying 30 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,559 the way you always state the obvious. 31 00:01:15,561 --> 00:01:16,927 You think that's annoying? 32 00:01:16,929 --> 00:01:19,596 Wait till we kick your butts. 33 00:01:19,598 --> 00:01:21,532 - Hai! - These are priceless. 34 00:01:21,534 --> 00:01:23,951 - Don't let them get damaged. - Hey, they don't want 35 00:01:23,952 --> 00:01:26,236 - the stuff to get dam... - I know! 36 00:01:27,973 --> 00:01:30,841 [All grunting] 37 00:01:35,314 --> 00:01:36,346 - Hyah! - Hunh! 38 00:01:39,852 --> 00:01:44,655 - Back off, or the tapestry gets it! - No! It's 2,000 years old. 39 00:01:44,657 --> 00:01:47,991 We are gonna walk out of here nice and easy, 40 00:01:47,993 --> 00:01:49,460 - and you... - Shakabooey! 41 00:01:49,462 --> 00:01:53,330 - Aah! - Sorry I'm late. 42 00:01:53,332 --> 00:01:54,765 - Po, look out for... - I'm on it. 43 00:01:57,036 --> 00:01:59,703 Hyah! Wah! 44 00:01:59,705 --> 00:02:00,871 [Gasps] [vase shatters] 45 00:02:00,873 --> 00:02:02,506 Po, be careful. 46 00:02:02,508 --> 00:02:03,741 Oooh! 47 00:02:03,743 --> 00:02:06,477 Don't worry, I'm okay. 48 00:02:06,479 --> 00:02:07,611 Aaa... Hyah! 49 00:02:10,616 --> 00:02:12,716 - Po! - Just a minute. 50 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:14,518 [Punches landing, vases shattering] 51 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,386 Unh! 52 00:02:16,388 --> 00:02:20,290 Done and done. 53 00:02:25,264 --> 00:02:29,333 Now, what did you want to say? 54 00:02:29,335 --> 00:02:31,969 Po, you can't just blunder into situations 55 00:02:31,971 --> 00:02:34,338 like a panda in a china shop. 56 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:38,275 Well, this is China, and I'm a panda, so... 57 00:02:38,277 --> 00:02:42,846 You know what I mean! You need to think before you act. 58 00:02:42,848 --> 00:02:46,750 "Think before you act!" 59 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:48,620 Think! 60 00:02:49,622 --> 00:02:52,489 But I'm the acty guy, not the thinky guy. 61 00:02:52,491 --> 00:02:53,891 You're just mad because 62 00:02:53,893 --> 00:02:55,526 you couldn't handle those thieves without me. 63 00:02:55,528 --> 00:02:57,361 We were handling them. 64 00:02:57,363 --> 00:03:01,098 Sure, with some help from these guys, Lefty and Roger. 65 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,366 Aaaaahhh... 66 00:03:02,368 --> 00:03:05,202 - Unh! - The Emperor! The Emperor! 67 00:03:05,204 --> 00:03:07,604 What about the Emperor? 68 00:03:07,606 --> 00:03:10,474 He's... here! 69 00:03:10,476 --> 00:03:11,875 [All gasp] 70 00:03:11,877 --> 00:03:14,344 - The Emperor is here? - Unannounced? 71 00:03:14,346 --> 00:03:16,246 This is serious trouble. 72 00:03:16,248 --> 00:03:18,515 Maybe he's just dropping by to say howdy. 73 00:03:18,517 --> 00:03:21,485 The last time an Emperor dropped by the Jade Palace 74 00:03:21,487 --> 00:03:23,020 was hundreds of year ago, 75 00:03:23,022 --> 00:03:27,157 and he howdied seven people's heads off. [Gulps] 76 00:03:33,383 --> 00:03:36,862 [Music] 77 00:03:47,513 --> 00:03:50,647 - Am I doing this right? - Be quiet! 78 00:03:50,649 --> 00:03:52,583 Should I be in the back 'cause I'm tall, 79 00:03:52,585 --> 00:03:55,185 or should I be in the front 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior? 80 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:58,555 Po! You are not to speak during ceremonial greetings. 81 00:03:58,557 --> 00:03:59,823 Tremble in fear, 82 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:03,460 and bow in respect to his most noble and imperious 83 00:04:03,462 --> 00:04:07,197 Emperor of all China! 84 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:11,101 [Door creaks open] 85 00:04:13,472 --> 00:04:15,739 Hey there, party people. 86 00:04:15,741 --> 00:04:17,741 [Relieved sighs, laughter] 87 00:04:17,743 --> 00:04:19,977 - We thought it was the Emperor. - What's going on? 88 00:04:19,979 --> 00:04:23,347 Lu! Long time, no... Gah! 89 00:04:23,349 --> 00:04:26,216 It's okay. He's my old kung fu teacher. 90 00:04:26,218 --> 00:04:30,387 Stand down, faithful guards. 91 00:04:30,389 --> 00:04:32,789 They're so protective. 92 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:34,658 But that's the downside of becoming the Emperor. 93 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,094 Yeah, well, I guess... What?! 94 00:04:37,096 --> 00:04:40,964 My grandfather retired and named me as his successor. 95 00:04:40,966 --> 00:04:46,904 You're looking at Emperor Lu Kang, Ruler of all China. 96 00:04:50,376 --> 00:04:52,943 He may be Emperor, but he's still a klutz. 97 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:54,344 You got that right. 98 00:04:54,346 --> 00:04:56,647 [Straining] I just gotta... hunh! 99 00:04:56,649 --> 00:04:59,049 Hunh... I'm just gonna... 100 00:05:02,121 --> 00:05:07,224 Anyway, in a couple days, I'm having my imperial ascension ceremony. 101 00:05:07,226 --> 00:05:09,660 We scheduled it to coincide with the eclipse. 102 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:11,428 You can't have a good ascension ceremony 103 00:05:11,430 --> 00:05:13,931 without an eclipse. It's really all the rage. 104 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:15,799 - Ahem. - Oh, right, right, right. 105 00:05:15,801 --> 00:05:22,072 Dragon Warrior, I want to introduce you to my chief advisor duke Zhihui. 106 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:28,078 - He is most impressive. - Back at ya! 107 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,414 And I want to introduce you to the duke's assistant, 108 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:33,550 - Pangbing. - I'm in charge of slop buckets. 109 00:05:33,552 --> 00:05:38,765 Pangbing, you are not to speak during ceremonial greetings. 110 00:05:40,526 --> 00:05:43,226 And last but not least, I want to introduce you 111 00:05:43,228 --> 00:05:45,362 to my new head of security... 112 00:05:45,364 --> 00:05:47,097 You! [All gasp] 113 00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:49,766 - Wait, what? - It's a surprise, huh? 114 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:53,770 Po, I'm appointing you to be head of imperial security. 115 00:05:53,772 --> 00:05:56,306 For real! 116 00:05:56,308 --> 00:05:59,743 Oh, my gosh, Lu, this is the greatest honor ever! 117 00:05:59,745 --> 00:06:01,545 But are you sure? I mean... 118 00:06:01,547 --> 00:06:04,448 Master Po, when I came here to learn kung fu, 119 00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:06,483 you were the only one who believed in me. 120 00:06:06,485 --> 00:06:09,119 And now I believe in you. 121 00:06:09,121 --> 00:06:14,224 - And fairies. - Cool! This is gonna be great. 122 00:06:14,226 --> 00:06:15,692 Tigress will be in charge of discipline, 123 00:06:15,694 --> 00:06:18,929 - Crane, you'll handle ankle bracelets... - No, Po, you don't understand. 124 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:20,397 I just want you. 125 00:06:20,399 --> 00:06:23,233 The Furious Five will remain here at the Jade Palace. 126 00:06:23,235 --> 00:06:26,436 You mean, I have to leave my friends? 127 00:06:26,438 --> 00:06:28,372 - But... But I... - Your majesty, 128 00:06:28,374 --> 00:06:31,641 might I suggest one of the Furious Five as head of security? 129 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:36,580 Perhaps Tigress, or Monkey. Or... really, anyone but Po. 130 00:06:36,582 --> 00:06:39,249 - Huh? - Don't get me wrong. 131 00:06:39,251 --> 00:06:43,453 Po has many fine qualities, such as... 132 00:06:43,455 --> 00:06:47,624 all those... qualities... he has. 133 00:06:47,626 --> 00:06:49,926 But he's not really management material. 134 00:06:49,928 --> 00:06:53,130 Don't sugarcoat it, Shifu. What do you really think? 135 00:06:53,132 --> 00:06:57,300 I'm sorry, Po. Head of imperial security is a critical position. 136 00:06:57,302 --> 00:07:00,137 The Emperor's life is in a constant state of peril. 137 00:07:00,139 --> 00:07:02,305 - It is? - Yes, it is. 138 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:05,909 This job requires analysis, preparation, thinking, 139 00:07:05,911 --> 00:07:10,180 - not just acting. - Hey, I can think while I act. 140 00:07:10,182 --> 00:07:12,616 Can you now? Then answer this riddle 141 00:07:12,618 --> 00:07:15,852 "What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?" 142 00:07:15,854 --> 00:07:17,854 Oh, uh... hmm... 143 00:07:17,856 --> 00:07:19,956 - Now attack me. - [Grunts] Okay. 144 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,958 I just... Unh! Just gotta... Hyah! 145 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,627 Whoa. [Repeated grunts] 146 00:07:23,629 --> 00:07:27,597 How big a barrel are we... Unh. Is it a feather? 147 00:07:27,599 --> 00:07:30,201 I'm sorry panda, you're just not a thinker. 148 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:34,505 - Your majesty... - Ooh, is it two feathers? 149 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:38,375 I'm thinky enough to do this job, right, guys? 150 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:44,915 - "Thinky?" - Fine, then I'll prove you all wrong. 151 00:07:44,917 --> 00:07:46,316 I can handle this. 152 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:51,588 - Lu, I accept your offer. - Yay! 153 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:54,091 [Muttering] [Pained groans] 154 00:07:54,093 --> 00:07:55,926 This is gonna be so great, Po! 155 00:07:55,928 --> 00:07:59,114 It'll be like a really long sleepover. 156 00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:03,461 [Music] 157 00:08:09,268 --> 00:08:13,770 So, uh, I guess this is good-bye. 158 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:22,112 Don't stay away too long. 159 00:08:22,114 --> 00:08:24,181 [Hand buzzer vibrates] Aah! 160 00:08:24,183 --> 00:08:27,417 [chuckles] I can't believe you still fall for that! 161 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:28,785 Gonna miss you, buddy. 162 00:08:28,787 --> 00:08:29,786 Ow! 163 00:08:29,788 --> 00:08:31,221 [Buzzer vibrates] Aah! Ooh. 164 00:08:31,223 --> 00:08:34,958 - Take care of yourself, panda. - [Strained voice] You too, Tigress. 165 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:38,962 Put a little of this in your tea every morning. 166 00:08:38,964 --> 00:08:40,797 It'll help with that, uh, problem. 167 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:42,933 - Which problem? - Mmm... 168 00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:46,269 Oh, right. Thanks, bro. 169 00:08:46,271 --> 00:08:48,005 I'm gonna miss you, man. 170 00:08:48,007 --> 00:08:53,777 [Snorts, crying] 171 00:09:00,619 --> 00:09:03,353 Hmm? 172 00:09:05,057 --> 00:09:08,992 - Master Po. - Master Shifu. 173 00:09:10,763 --> 00:09:15,098 - Po, be careful. - Be careful? 174 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,367 You really think I'm gonna mess this up, don't you? 175 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:21,872 Well, the Emperor thinks I can do it. And so do I, master. 176 00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:23,573 - See you around. - Po... 177 00:09:29,782 --> 00:09:34,584 [Sighs] Just... be careful. 178 00:09:36,798 --> 00:09:40,675 [music] 179 00:09:44,363 --> 00:09:46,630 Okay, men, while we're camped out for the night, 180 00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:51,601 Make sure to keep an eye out for any dan... ger. 181 00:09:51,603 --> 00:09:54,704 Carry on. 182 00:09:54,706 --> 00:09:58,241 Oh, duke Zhihui, I wanted to talk to you about... 183 00:09:58,243 --> 00:09:59,843 [Grumbles] 184 00:09:59,845 --> 00:10:04,047 Ehh, I don't think that duke guy likes me much. 185 00:10:04,049 --> 00:10:07,784 That's okay. He doesn't like anyone else either. 186 00:10:07,786 --> 00:10:09,119 It's not just him. 187 00:10:09,121 --> 00:10:12,956 Nobody here takes me seriously except for you. 188 00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:16,126 - Maybe Shifu was right. - Nonsense. 189 00:10:16,128 --> 00:10:18,428 Nobody took Lu Kang seriously, 190 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:20,831 and now look at him... he's the Emperor. 191 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:23,767 He's instituted Friday pie days! 192 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:27,871 Pie... You're right, Pangbing. 193 00:10:27,873 --> 00:10:30,407 Thanks. You're a good friend. 194 00:10:30,409 --> 00:10:33,343 I better check on Lu. 195 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:39,816 - A badger! - What? 196 00:10:39,818 --> 00:10:42,452 The thing you put in the barrel to make it lighter... a badger. 197 00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:45,489 - Oh, I don't think so. - Dang! 198 00:10:45,491 --> 00:10:48,292 [Stomach gurgling] Whoa! Time for third dinner. 199 00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:51,328 You keep thinking, Lu. I'm gonna sniff out some food. 200 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:52,829 [Sniffing] 201 00:10:56,368 --> 00:10:59,302 [Straining] 202 00:10:59,304 --> 00:11:01,838 Oh! [Stomach growls] 203 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:05,609 Haahhh... 204 00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:08,745 Oh... aah! 205 00:11:08,747 --> 00:11:11,915 That panda could ruin everything. 206 00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,752 We'll have to escalate our plans. 207 00:11:15,754 --> 00:11:19,756 Tonight we eliminate this so-called Dragon Warrior. [Gasps] 208 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:22,659 Then we move on the Emperor. 209 00:11:22,661 --> 00:11:24,361 [Grunting] 210 00:11:24,363 --> 00:11:28,031 Lu Kang's days are numbered. 211 00:11:28,033 --> 00:11:29,032 [Thud] [gasps] 212 00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:34,004 Uh... [chuckles] What's up... duke? 213 00:11:34,006 --> 00:11:38,108 Get that panda! He's... He's a traitor! 214 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:42,512 [Guards shouting] Lu Kang. Lu Kang! 215 00:11:42,514 --> 00:11:44,714 [Shouting] 216 00:11:44,716 --> 00:11:46,716 Aaa! [Guards groan] 217 00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:51,988 - Lu Kang! - Time for pie? 218 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:54,291 [Grunting] 219 00:11:54,293 --> 00:11:55,358 Waa-taa! 220 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,195 - Lu! - Hey, what's going on? 221 00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,563 Zhihui is plotting against you. 222 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:00,997 - We gotta go. - Well, that's no good. 223 00:12:00,999 --> 00:12:02,432 Hey, do I have time to pack a few things? 224 00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:06,169 - No! - What are you doing? 225 00:12:06,171 --> 00:12:09,072 [Both yelling] 226 00:12:10,576 --> 00:12:12,108 Unh! 227 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,310 [Straining] 228 00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:17,514 Oh, my gosh, that was so cool. Can we do it again? 229 00:12:17,516 --> 00:12:18,582 [Strained voice] Maybe later. 230 00:12:27,025 --> 00:12:30,227 Got to... Got to rest. 231 00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:33,563 Really? I could keep going for... 232 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:41,371 - Yeah, rest sounds good. - Okay, what do we... do now? 233 00:12:41,373 --> 00:12:45,408 We get you... to the Jade Palace... Where you'll be safe. 234 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,711 Come on. 235 00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:53,316 Still thinking about that riddle? 236 00:12:53,318 --> 00:12:56,553 Don't tell me. Is it a soap bubble? 237 00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:58,788 [panting] We'll be safe here. 238 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:01,591 [Both panting] 239 00:13:01,593 --> 00:13:03,526 [Scuffle] Ooh. 240 00:13:03,528 --> 00:13:05,428 Haaah! 241 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,563 [Groans] 242 00:13:06,565 --> 00:13:08,632 [Punches, grunts] 243 00:13:08,634 --> 00:13:09,699 Ooh. 244 00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:14,037 Zhihui! 245 00:13:20,112 --> 00:13:22,512 Hooo... Unh! 246 00:13:24,049 --> 00:13:25,181 Oh! 247 00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:36,226 Come on. 248 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,200 Here, this is an old access tunnel 249 00:13:44,202 --> 00:13:48,104 to the Jade Palace's emergency water supply. 250 00:13:48,106 --> 00:13:51,274 We'll sneak in, and I can take Zhihui one on one! 251 00:13:53,578 --> 00:13:56,579 Look at you, all using your brain and stuff. 252 00:13:56,581 --> 00:14:01,885 - Kinda hurts right in here. - Yeah, I get that all the time. 253 00:14:05,424 --> 00:14:08,353 [Water dripping] [Music] 254 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:32,182 Hide here. I'll capture Zhihui 255 00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:35,318 And force him to free Shifu and the Five. 256 00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:47,364 [Panting] 257 00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:50,166 Ehh... 258 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:51,301 Yeep! 259 00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:56,239 [Grunts] What kept you? 260 00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:59,008 I've been standing behind that column for ages. 261 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:00,009 Unh! 262 00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,412 [Grunts, groans, cries] 263 00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:08,685 Raah! 264 00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:11,054 - Dah! - Ooh! 265 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:15,425 But how? That was solid steel! 266 00:15:15,427 --> 00:15:18,330 And I'm solid Dragon Warrior. 267 00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:23,533 Not that solid. Farewell, Dragon. 268 00:15:23,535 --> 00:15:26,836 [Clang] Unh! 269 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:34,010 - Pangbing! You saved me. - Is the Emperor all right? 270 00:15:34,012 --> 00:15:36,446 Don't worry, Lu's hiding over there behind that armor. 271 00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:41,951 - Good to know. - Huh? 272 00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:46,356 [Electricity crackles] 273 00:15:52,097 --> 00:15:57,000 - But I thought... - Thinking was your first mistake! 274 00:16:00,873 --> 00:16:02,850 Huh? 275 00:16:03,475 --> 00:16:05,408 Ooh... unh! 276 00:16:10,115 --> 00:16:13,116 Pangbing, I thought we were pals, but you... 277 00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:15,718 you're some kind of evil sorceress lady! 278 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:21,324 What tipped you off, the levitating or this? Hwah! 279 00:16:21,326 --> 00:16:23,493 Uh, a little of both. 280 00:16:23,495 --> 00:16:26,062 Whoa! Yow! 281 00:16:26,064 --> 00:16:27,997 Aah! [Whimpering] 282 00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,266 Aah! [Panting] 283 00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:42,278 Unh! 284 00:16:43,849 --> 00:16:45,915 Get Lu Kang! 285 00:16:47,752 --> 00:16:52,555 - Yes, master. - Why? Why are you doing this? 286 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:57,660 My mystical order has been around 287 00:16:57,662 --> 00:17:01,498 since the dawn of the first dynasty. 288 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,367 We hoped to use our magic to promote peace 289 00:17:04,369 --> 00:17:08,738 and harmony amongst all, and enlighten the people. 290 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:11,841 But they were simple, stupid folk. 291 00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:15,778 Fearing our power, they shunned us. 292 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:19,115 I explained our good intentions to the Emperor, 293 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:25,421 but he was as ignorant as those he ruled and ordered our arrest. 294 00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:33,630 I was the only one who escaped. [Thunderclap] 295 00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:36,232 Over the centuries, I mastered the power 296 00:17:36,234 --> 00:17:40,370 that would allow me to take my revenge on the people 297 00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:45,241 and their tyrannical Emperor... mind control. 298 00:17:48,613 --> 00:17:51,080 Look, what that Emperor did to you was wrong, 299 00:17:51,082 --> 00:17:53,416 but it happened, like, a 1,000 years ago! 300 00:17:53,418 --> 00:17:54,984 You look great, by the way. 301 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,387 None of those that hurt you are even around anymore. 302 00:17:57,389 --> 00:18:00,823 - Why mind control us? - Because I can! 303 00:18:00,825 --> 00:18:04,160 Except for Lu. He's too simple to be controlled. 304 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:07,196 A mind that can only focus on one thing at a time 305 00:18:07,198 --> 00:18:11,834 - is impervious to my magic! - I like olives. 306 00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:17,674 So I took control of duke Zhihui and the guards instead. 307 00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:21,277 Soon I will control all the minds in China. 308 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:24,814 At the eclipse, I will perform the ritual of infusing, 309 00:18:24,816 --> 00:18:29,986 and my powers will increase a millionfold! 310 00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:35,258 To think this imbecile is the only thing that can ruin my plans. 311 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,293 - I am? - But you won't. 312 00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:39,128 - I won't? - No! 313 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:42,365 And neither will your idiot panda friend! 314 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:46,336 Uh, that's idiot Dragon Warrior to you. 315 00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:48,571 Gaa! 316 00:18:50,909 --> 00:18:52,275 Come on! 317 00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:55,345 After them! 318 00:18:55,747 --> 00:18:56,679 [Guards grunting] 319 00:18:59,818 --> 00:19:04,220 - Ow. - Keep moving! 320 00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:05,355 [Growling] 321 00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,892 Aah! 322 00:19:09,894 --> 00:19:12,295 Aah! 323 00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:19,035 [War cry] 324 00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:21,404 This... is going to be dramatic. 325 00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:27,477 All: Aaah... 326 00:19:35,987 --> 00:19:37,553 Ow. 327 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:38,988 Morning, head of security. 328 00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:42,725 - I found some fruit for breakfast. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 329 00:19:42,727 --> 00:19:47,730 - Lu, those are pebbles. - Oh. I kinda wish I hadn't eaten 330 00:19:47,732 --> 00:19:49,699 so many of 'em, then. [Pebbles clatter] 331 00:19:49,701 --> 00:19:51,367 You won't get away with this. 332 00:19:51,369 --> 00:19:53,436 [Smack] Unh! 333 00:20:10,889 --> 00:20:12,588 They're headed towards the capital. 334 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,490 Yeah, so Pangbing can add them 335 00:20:14,492 --> 00:20:16,993 to her mind-controlled army during the eclipse. 336 00:20:16,995 --> 00:20:18,494 But the eclipse is tomorrow. 337 00:20:18,496 --> 00:20:21,364 We're running out of time. What are we gonna do? 338 00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:24,367 And what do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 339 00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:28,104 I don't know, Lu. I've completely blown it. 340 00:20:28,106 --> 00:20:30,840 Shifu was right. I'm no good at thinking. 341 00:20:30,842 --> 00:20:33,576 I'm no good at anything! 342 00:20:33,578 --> 00:20:35,478 I still believe in you, Po. 343 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,481 - And fairies. - And fairies! 344 00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:41,517 [Sighs] There's no way we can stop Pangbing. 345 00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:44,420 Nothing can. 346 00:20:44,422 --> 00:20:46,522 [Gasps] Except you. 347 00:20:46,524 --> 00:20:49,826 She said you could stop her. But how? How?! 348 00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,961 Ooh! Ooh! I know, I know. 349 00:20:51,963 --> 00:20:54,564 Call on me. Call on me! 350 00:20:54,566 --> 00:20:57,300 Legend has it that long ago, during an eclipse, 351 00:20:57,302 --> 00:21:00,636 my great, great, great grand uncle, Emperor Shun, 352 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:02,472 became all super-strong and stuff. 353 00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:05,875 - Maybe that'll happen to me. - That must be it. At the eclipse, 354 00:21:05,877 --> 00:21:09,145 you'll become powerful enough to defeat Pangbing! 355 00:21:09,147 --> 00:21:11,948 Will I have huge rippling muscles and six-pack abs? 356 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:14,417 - I don't see why not. - Yay, me! 357 00:21:14,419 --> 00:21:17,086 We have to get you to the capital before the eclipse. 358 00:21:17,088 --> 00:21:19,388 But how? 359 00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:23,693 We're gonna need help. Really powerful help. 360 00:21:25,363 --> 00:21:29,966 What, did you have a good happy idea or a bad frowny idea? 361 00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:34,337 Lu Kang, I present our powerful but evil help... 362 00:21:34,339 --> 00:21:36,873 Taotai, master of machinery... 363 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,609 the mighty rhino, Hundun... 364 00:21:39,611 --> 00:21:42,378 dreaded crime lord Tong Fo... 365 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:45,848 Temutai, Warrior-king of the Qidan... 366 00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:49,018 and Fung and Gah-Ri... 367 00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:53,422 these... two guys who... try really hard. 368 00:21:53,424 --> 00:21:55,458 Aw, darn it! [clatter] 369 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,864 Tong Fo: So, panda, now that we're free, 370 00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:03,766 how are you gonna stop us from running away? 371 00:22:03,768 --> 00:22:07,570 I'll tell you. Tomorrow, during the eclipse, 372 00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:10,506 an evil sorceress is going to enslave everyone in China. 373 00:22:10,508 --> 00:22:15,912 - Everyone, including you. - I hate being enslaved. 374 00:22:15,914 --> 00:22:18,848 It's one of my least-favorite things. 375 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:21,984 Our only hope is to put our differences aside and cooperate. 376 00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:27,857 [Explosion] 377 00:22:27,859 --> 00:22:30,860 [Dramatic music] 378 00:22:40,772 --> 00:22:43,272 So what do you say, guys? 379 00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:45,708 Let's go save China! 380 00:22:45,710 --> 00:22:47,610 [Whack] Oh! Oh... 381 00:22:49,347 --> 00:22:50,913 Oh... huh? 382 00:22:56,389 --> 00:22:59,488 [Music] [Snoring] 383 00:22:59,490 --> 00:23:03,960 - Po, wake up. - What? 384 00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:06,462 Morning, sleepy head. You almost missed the meeting. 385 00:23:06,464 --> 00:23:08,464 Meeting? [Gong crashes] 386 00:23:08,466 --> 00:23:11,868 Gentlemen, welcome to the very first meeting 387 00:23:11,870 --> 00:23:13,870 of what I hereby christen 388 00:23:13,872 --> 00:23:18,007 the Brotherhood of malfeasance. 389 00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:23,913 Our first order of business: 390 00:23:23,915 --> 00:23:28,117 how best to obliterate the Dragon Warrior. 391 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,553 I say we burn him alive with a fire 392 00:23:30,555 --> 00:23:34,290 that burns and flames like a thousand suns of flaming burn. 393 00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:36,726 - Alive! - No! 394 00:23:36,728 --> 00:23:38,961 I will bash his bones into dust with my own fists. 395 00:23:38,963 --> 00:23:40,329 That would be nifty! 396 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:42,733 Uh, normally, Gary and me would totally be 397 00:23:42,734 --> 00:23:45,134 into obliterating the Dragon Warrior, but... 398 00:23:45,136 --> 00:23:46,869 [Clears throat] that usually, like, 399 00:23:46,871 --> 00:23:50,273 - just makes him mad. - Enough jibber-jabber. 400 00:23:50,275 --> 00:23:53,209 Let's deep six that black-and-white buffoon already. 401 00:23:53,211 --> 00:23:55,678 [Ominous music] 402 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,413 I can't believe I thought freeing the villains 403 00:23:57,415 --> 00:24:00,650 - was a good idea! - I don't know. They seem nice. 404 00:24:00,652 --> 00:24:04,887 [Roars] [Screams] 405 00:24:04,889 --> 00:24:06,889 [All grunting] 406 00:24:09,227 --> 00:24:11,127 See? Totally mad now. 407 00:24:11,129 --> 00:24:14,230 - Ow! - Agh! 408 00:24:14,232 --> 00:24:16,799 [Dramatic drum beats] 409 00:24:16,801 --> 00:24:17,967 Oof! 410 00:24:17,969 --> 00:24:19,902 Aah! 411 00:24:19,904 --> 00:24:21,704 Hi-yah! [Grunts] 412 00:24:21,706 --> 00:24:23,673 Ow! 413 00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:26,108 Have you guys forgotten why we're here? 414 00:24:26,110 --> 00:24:28,077 Oh, uh, you want us to help you stop 415 00:24:28,079 --> 00:24:30,046 an evil sorceress from controlling the minds 416 00:24:30,048 --> 00:24:34,750 - of everyone in China, including ours. - Thank you, Gah-Ri. 417 00:24:34,752 --> 00:24:38,187 Pfft. Suck-up. [Crash] 418 00:24:38,189 --> 00:24:39,488 I know you hate me. 419 00:24:39,490 --> 00:24:41,257 But is that more important than saving yourselves 420 00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:44,427 from having your minds zapped? We gotta stick together, 421 00:24:44,428 --> 00:24:47,163 or Pangbing will pick us off one by one. 422 00:24:47,165 --> 00:24:51,934 Look, when it comes to planning and thinking, I'm a total loser. 423 00:24:51,936 --> 00:24:54,570 And when it comes to being productive members of society, 424 00:24:54,572 --> 00:24:56,539 you're total losers too. 425 00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:59,842 Uh, is this supposed to be a pep talk, guy? 426 00:24:59,844 --> 00:25:03,746 Yes, because I know that together, we can be winners. 427 00:25:03,748 --> 00:25:06,015 Together we can defeat Pangbing, 428 00:25:06,017 --> 00:25:09,151 and together we can save all of China! 429 00:25:09,153 --> 00:25:12,088 Now, who's with me?! 430 00:25:19,063 --> 00:25:22,865 [All cheering] 431 00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:26,936 Nice speech, panda. We're in. 432 00:25:26,938 --> 00:25:29,338 Long live the Brotherhood of malfeasance! 433 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,007 [All groaning] 434 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:33,009 - Ohh! No. - No. 435 00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:36,178 [Engine roars] 436 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:38,948 Taotie, this is amazing. Where'd you get this thing? 437 00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:41,751 What self-respecting villain doesn't have 438 00:25:41,753 --> 00:25:44,787 a secretly hidden emergency escape blimp? 439 00:25:44,789 --> 00:25:46,255 True. 440 00:25:46,257 --> 00:25:50,960 [Huffing and puffing] Guys, seriously. It's someone else's turn. 441 00:25:50,962 --> 00:25:56,132 - So where are we going, boss? - The capital. 442 00:25:56,134 --> 00:25:59,368 Are you mad, or are you mad?! 443 00:25:59,370 --> 00:26:02,138 Lu's got to be in the capital when the eclipse starts. 444 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,640 It's gonna fill him with magical emperor mojo 445 00:26:04,642 --> 00:26:07,076 so he can take out Pangbing. 446 00:26:07,078 --> 00:26:10,246 I'm also hoping it gives me super cool kung fu powers. 447 00:26:10,248 --> 00:26:11,313 Hey-cho wi-cha! 448 00:26:11,315 --> 00:26:14,150 Wa-cho! Ya-ya-ba-ya! 449 00:26:14,152 --> 00:26:15,151 Hoy, hoy, cho! 450 00:26:15,153 --> 00:26:17,286 We cannot battle an entire city. 451 00:26:17,288 --> 00:26:19,622 We have to, Temutai. Lu's the key. 452 00:26:19,624 --> 00:26:22,224 No matter what, we've got to keep him safe. 453 00:26:22,226 --> 00:26:26,429 - W-W-Whoa! [Screaming] - Lu! 454 00:26:26,431 --> 00:26:30,966 - Did you have a backup plan? - Oh! [Grunts] 455 00:26:30,968 --> 00:26:32,968 [All screaming] 456 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:35,871 [Dramatic music] 457 00:26:35,873 --> 00:26:38,841 Tong Fo, man the rudder. Temutai, Hundun, spot me! 458 00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:40,543 Hi-yah! 459 00:26:40,545 --> 00:26:42,044 [Grunts] 460 00:26:42,046 --> 00:26:44,046 [Screaming] 461 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,287 [Screaming] 462 00:26:51,289 --> 00:26:53,189 [Grunting] 463 00:26:53,191 --> 00:26:54,957 [Screams] 464 00:26:54,959 --> 00:26:56,892 [Grunts] 465 00:26:59,831 --> 00:27:02,498 [Triumphant music] 466 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,367 - [Strains] Lu, you okay? - No, I'm not. 467 00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:07,336 - Why? - Because that stupid riddle 468 00:27:07,338 --> 00:27:09,338 is still driving me crazy. 469 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:11,107 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 470 00:27:11,109 --> 00:27:12,875 It makes no sense! 471 00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:14,877 - Bamboo! - No, I don't think... 472 00:27:14,879 --> 00:27:17,880 Agh! 473 00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:20,950 [All groaning] 474 00:27:24,055 --> 00:27:26,555 We're alive. I love that! 475 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:29,992 [All cheering and laughing] 476 00:27:29,994 --> 00:27:30,993 [Crashes] 477 00:27:30,995 --> 00:27:34,630 Great teamwork, everybody. You guys know what to do. 478 00:27:34,632 --> 00:27:38,768 You heard the panda. We have a witch to defeat! 479 00:27:39,070 --> 00:27:43,172 They totally respect you now, Po. Shifu would be so proud. 480 00:27:43,174 --> 00:27:47,042 - I just hope he and the Five are okay. - I'm sure they're fine. 481 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:50,045 [Ominous music] 482 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:53,048 [Laughs wickedly] 483 00:27:58,322 --> 00:28:02,625 Looks like your friend is on his way here to destroy me. 484 00:28:02,627 --> 00:28:04,727 But I'll be ready for him. 485 00:28:04,729 --> 00:28:07,863 Bring me the first victim. 486 00:28:16,941 --> 00:28:19,375 [Grunting] 487 00:28:25,816 --> 00:28:27,049 Hoo-ah! 488 00:28:27,051 --> 00:28:29,285 Take her down. We won't get another chance. 489 00:28:29,287 --> 00:28:31,420 [All shouting battle cry] 490 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,693 Po: There's the capitol. 491 00:28:37,695 --> 00:28:40,196 Looks pretty un-break-in-able. 492 00:28:40,198 --> 00:28:42,298 What do you think, Lu? 493 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:46,368 I can see my imperial palace from here. 494 00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:48,337 Oof! [Sighs] 495 00:28:48,339 --> 00:28:50,439 We're ready. Where are the others? 496 00:28:50,441 --> 00:28:54,143 - Boom! - Huh? 497 00:28:54,145 --> 00:28:55,811 [Ominous music] 498 00:28:55,813 --> 00:29:00,082 - Whoa! Lookin' good, guys. - Good? 499 00:29:00,084 --> 00:29:04,053 My Tripods of trepidation are works of sheer genius! 500 00:29:04,055 --> 00:29:06,989 [Roars] 501 00:29:09,193 --> 00:29:11,239 I love it! [Laughs insanely] 502 00:29:12,263 --> 00:29:13,629 [Grunts] 503 00:29:13,631 --> 00:29:15,564 Why do we build machines for war 504 00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:18,000 when we don't even have a plan for war? 505 00:29:18,002 --> 00:29:19,368 Who cares? 506 00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:21,904 When was the last time you went into battle and said, 507 00:29:21,906 --> 00:29:25,274 "Man, I wish I didn't have so many war machines"? 508 00:29:25,276 --> 00:29:26,342 [Laughs] 509 00:29:26,344 --> 00:29:27,343 True. 510 00:29:27,345 --> 00:29:31,614 Well, it just so happens we do have a plan. Po? 511 00:29:31,616 --> 00:29:35,217 Tong Fo did some recon and found that the north gate was lightly guarded. 512 00:29:35,219 --> 00:29:37,386 Fung and Gah-Ri will create a diversion here... 513 00:29:37,388 --> 00:29:39,722 Ooh, we could do a scene from the opera I'm writing. 514 00:29:39,724 --> 00:29:43,025 Darn it, Gary, keep it simple! 515 00:29:43,027 --> 00:29:45,394 Allowing the war machines to enter here. 516 00:29:45,396 --> 00:29:49,565 Total chaos ensues, and then Lu takes her out. 517 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:51,834 Uh, what do you guys think? 518 00:29:51,836 --> 00:29:54,803 I'm grudgingly impressed. 519 00:29:54,805 --> 00:30:00,976 - Unfortunately, I am not. - Shifu! You're okay! 520 00:30:00,978 --> 00:30:03,379 You're keeping very disreputable company, 521 00:30:03,381 --> 00:30:05,681 - Dragon Warrior. - Where are the Five? 522 00:30:05,683 --> 00:30:09,251 We broke free and attacked Pangbing, but her magic was too great. 523 00:30:09,253 --> 00:30:12,354 I escaped, but the others weren't so lucky. 524 00:30:12,356 --> 00:30:16,191 Then we gotta move fast. Guys, man the war machines. 525 00:30:16,193 --> 00:30:20,462 No, she'll expect a frontal assault. Stealth is our only hope. 526 00:30:20,464 --> 00:30:22,431 - But I think... - Oh, oh, you think? 527 00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:25,234 You thought you could handle being Lu's head of security. 528 00:30:25,236 --> 00:30:28,704 You thought releasing these villains was a good idea. 529 00:30:28,706 --> 00:30:32,374 It's time to leave the thinking to someone more qualified. 530 00:30:32,376 --> 00:30:35,110 [All gasp] Whoa. 531 00:30:35,112 --> 00:30:38,080 Your call, panda, but you better hurry. 532 00:30:38,082 --> 00:30:41,016 The eclipse is about to start. 533 00:30:45,623 --> 00:30:46,722 [Sighs] 534 00:30:46,724 --> 00:30:50,726 We'll go with Shifu's plan. He knows better than I do. 535 00:30:50,728 --> 00:30:55,764 That's the first sensible thing you've said. Follow me. 536 00:31:03,007 --> 00:31:05,474 Why must we wear these stupid disguises? 537 00:31:05,476 --> 00:31:08,811 I figured a little extra sneakiness wouldn't hurt. 538 00:31:08,813 --> 00:31:12,214 Let's do this! 539 00:31:12,216 --> 00:31:15,217 [Sneaky music] 540 00:31:20,858 --> 00:31:23,759 I'll handle this. 541 00:31:23,761 --> 00:31:26,495 Hello there, large man. 542 00:31:26,497 --> 00:31:29,031 [Romantic music] 543 00:31:29,033 --> 00:31:30,766 Like what you see? 544 00:31:30,768 --> 00:31:35,003 - Um, not really. - Liar! 545 00:31:35,005 --> 00:31:36,305 [Gong crashes] 546 00:31:36,307 --> 00:31:38,173 Subtle. 547 00:31:38,175 --> 00:31:40,876 [All roaring and grunting] 548 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:49,318 This way, quickly. 549 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,187 I totally make this look work. 550 00:31:52,189 --> 00:31:53,422 [Doors creak] 551 00:31:53,424 --> 00:31:56,425 [Suspenseful music] 552 00:31:59,330 --> 00:32:02,765 Master Shifu, how'd you know this place was here? 553 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:05,300 No time to explain. Get inside the circle. 554 00:32:05,302 --> 00:32:07,569 It's our only protection against Pangbing's magic. 555 00:32:07,571 --> 00:32:09,371 But... Something's wrong here. 556 00:32:09,373 --> 00:32:11,974 Quit blathering and do as he says. 557 00:32:11,976 --> 00:32:14,343 Master Shifu? 558 00:32:14,345 --> 00:32:18,547 - All hail Pangbing! - Huh? 559 00:32:18,549 --> 00:32:20,716 [Roars] 560 00:32:20,718 --> 00:32:21,950 Aah! 561 00:32:21,952 --> 00:32:23,285 - Oof! - Agh! 562 00:32:23,287 --> 00:32:26,588 [Stone crumbling] 563 00:32:26,590 --> 00:32:28,056 Po! 564 00:32:28,058 --> 00:32:29,992 [Groaning softly] 565 00:32:29,994 --> 00:32:33,529 Wow, like, he just totally saved our lives. 566 00:32:33,531 --> 00:32:36,031 I say we avenge him. 567 00:32:36,033 --> 00:32:37,433 That wouldn't be smart. 568 00:32:41,472 --> 00:32:44,173 - The Five! - Ah, man! 569 00:32:44,175 --> 00:32:47,176 [Ominous music] 570 00:32:48,179 --> 00:32:52,314 [Grunts] Keep fighting. Can't let her win. 571 00:32:52,316 --> 00:32:55,818 How about it, boys? You can fight to save your friend, 572 00:32:55,820 --> 00:33:02,858 like he just did for you... or you can go free. 573 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:05,612 Is this a trick? I'm just asking because 574 00:33:05,613 --> 00:33:08,063 I wish to know the answer to my question. 575 00:33:08,065 --> 00:33:09,965 You're of no consequence to me, 576 00:33:09,967 --> 00:33:12,901 so leave now, before I change my mind. 577 00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:22,744 Too bad, panda. You had spunk. 578 00:33:22,746 --> 00:33:26,915 - Good-bye, and farewell. - Write me if you live. 579 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:32,521 - Kind of need to stay alive, guy. - Sorry, Po. 580 00:33:32,523 --> 00:33:34,790 Uh... 581 00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:37,426 - Eh. - Hmph. 582 00:33:37,428 --> 00:33:40,062 Their minds will all belong to me soon enough. 583 00:33:40,064 --> 00:33:42,798 - Hey! - You still lost, Pangbing! 584 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,634 I got Lu here in time, and when the eclipse starts, 585 00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,970 he's gonna kick your sorcery butt! 586 00:33:47,972 --> 00:33:52,140 You idiot. You did exactly what I needed you to do. 587 00:33:52,142 --> 00:33:54,142 You said only Lu could foil your plan. 588 00:33:54,144 --> 00:33:57,846 And he would have, if he wasn't here for the ritual. 589 00:33:57,848 --> 00:34:01,083 - What? - For my powers to increase, 590 00:34:01,085 --> 00:34:03,886 I need to sacrifice one of imperial blood. 591 00:34:03,888 --> 00:34:05,120 [Gasps] 592 00:34:05,122 --> 00:34:07,122 And that's just what you brought to me. 593 00:34:07,124 --> 00:34:11,293 I would thank you, but it just seems too cruel. 594 00:34:11,295 --> 00:34:12,628 But... No! 595 00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:15,230 The eclipse is gonna make Lu super strong, 596 00:34:15,232 --> 00:34:16,899 just like it did his uncle. 597 00:34:16,901 --> 00:34:20,335 I may have misremembered that story. 598 00:34:20,337 --> 00:34:21,937 [Stammers] 599 00:34:21,939 --> 00:34:23,572 Then it's over. 600 00:34:23,574 --> 00:34:27,147 I'm sorry, Lu. I failed you. 601 00:34:28,045 --> 00:34:30,279 Leave him alone, horrible, nasty lady! 602 00:34:30,281 --> 00:34:33,115 Mind-control me instead! 603 00:34:33,117 --> 00:34:36,652 I would if I could, but your feeble mind can't hold 604 00:34:36,654 --> 00:34:40,355 - more than one thought at a time. - Huh? 605 00:34:40,357 --> 00:34:42,357 Po! 606 00:34:42,359 --> 00:34:45,694 Any last words before you become my minion? 607 00:34:45,696 --> 00:34:49,865 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 608 00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:52,834 Worst last words ever. 609 00:34:52,836 --> 00:34:54,836 [All chanting] Ni-te-ga 610 00:34:54,838 --> 00:34:58,941 kur-ta ba-e-de... 611 00:34:58,943 --> 00:35:01,276 Ni-te-ga kur-ta 612 00:35:01,278 --> 00:35:04,212 ba-e-de... 613 00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:09,351 [Dramatic drum beats] 614 00:35:09,353 --> 00:35:11,320 [Crowd shouting indistinctly] 615 00:35:13,657 --> 00:35:16,925 - Are we ready to begin? - Yes, my master. 616 00:35:16,927 --> 00:35:18,327 The people are assembled. 617 00:35:18,329 --> 00:35:21,496 The great cannons are being loaded to celebrate your triumph. 618 00:35:21,498 --> 00:35:24,166 And the eclipse has begun. 619 00:35:24,168 --> 00:35:27,636 Excellent. Bring forth the prisoner. 620 00:35:27,638 --> 00:35:29,037 [Crowd cheering] 621 00:35:33,544 --> 00:35:37,879 Help! Anybody? Emperor in peril here! 622 00:35:37,881 --> 00:35:39,948 They can't hear you, fool. 623 00:35:39,950 --> 00:35:44,353 As far as they know, they're just here for your ascension ceremony. 624 00:35:44,355 --> 00:35:49,458 - Po will find a way to stop you. - I seriously doubt that. 625 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:52,527 [Dramatic music] 626 00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:55,530 Hail Pangbing! 627 00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:57,633 Say it ain't so, Po! 628 00:35:57,635 --> 00:35:59,534 [Laughs] 629 00:35:59,536 --> 00:36:02,804 And now the ritual begins. 630 00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:07,315 [Music] 631 00:36:14,618 --> 00:36:16,818 What's happening? I'm all tickly. 632 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:20,984 And not in the way I like. [Groans] 633 00:36:28,799 --> 00:36:29,865 [Thud] 634 00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:32,100 [Crowd screaming] 635 00:36:37,408 --> 00:36:39,908 Time to pay the pipers, witch! 636 00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:42,277 This is so cool! We're, like, 40 feet tall! 637 00:36:42,279 --> 00:36:44,246 It's nice to see you smile. 638 00:36:44,248 --> 00:36:45,347 Stop them! 639 00:36:45,349 --> 00:36:48,016 [Together] Hail Pangbing. 640 00:36:54,024 --> 00:36:57,626 [Grunts] 641 00:37:03,801 --> 00:37:05,600 - Hi-yah! - Ugh! 642 00:37:05,602 --> 00:37:06,868 - Hi-yah! - Ow! 643 00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:09,271 Don't just stand there! Attack! 644 00:37:09,273 --> 00:37:13,839 I hear and obey. Wa-ha! 645 00:37:14,912 --> 00:37:17,979 Po, I thought you were hyp-Mo-tized. 646 00:37:17,981 --> 00:37:22,017 Nope. Check it out. 647 00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:25,153 I countered her mind zap by focusing on only one thought: 648 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:28,156 Shifu's riddle. [Screams] 649 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:31,426 Po! 650 00:37:31,428 --> 00:37:34,362 Fire! 651 00:37:50,147 --> 00:37:53,348 It is time. 652 00:37:56,487 --> 00:38:00,021 Ni-te-ga kur-ta 653 00:38:00,023 --> 00:38:02,190 ba-e-de... 654 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:05,761 [Echoing] Ni-te-ga kur-ta 655 00:38:05,763 --> 00:38:08,697 ba-e-de... 656 00:38:17,641 --> 00:38:19,174 [Gasps] 657 00:38:19,176 --> 00:38:21,676 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 658 00:38:21,678 --> 00:38:23,845 Don't worry, everybody. I'll... 659 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:27,816 [Eerie shimmering tones] 660 00:38:27,818 --> 00:38:30,485 Ah, man. [All grunting and growling] 661 00:38:30,487 --> 00:38:31,953 Ow! Ooh! 662 00:38:31,955 --> 00:38:33,555 Ye-ow-ow! 663 00:38:33,557 --> 00:38:36,658 [Whimpering] 664 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:41,646 The final victory is mine! [Laughs wickedly] 665 00:38:41,665 --> 00:38:44,599 [All grunting] 666 00:38:47,304 --> 00:38:50,305 Gotta stop Pangbing... Yah! 667 00:38:50,307 --> 00:38:53,308 [Dramatic music] 668 00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:59,414 [Groans] 669 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:05,053 [Screams] [Laughs] 670 00:39:05,055 --> 00:39:07,823 [Screaming] 671 00:39:10,194 --> 00:39:11,593 Darn it. 672 00:39:11,595 --> 00:39:14,830 Aah... Oof! 673 00:39:14,832 --> 00:39:16,331 [Gasps, groans] 674 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:20,869 Okay, okay. [Groans] Yah! 675 00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:26,875 [Whimpers] 676 00:39:29,379 --> 00:39:31,313 [Grunting] 677 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:36,685 Aah! 678 00:39:36,687 --> 00:39:37,819 [Screams] 679 00:39:37,821 --> 00:39:40,255 [Grunting] 680 00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:50,799 [Groans] 681 00:39:54,371 --> 00:39:56,805 Is it... 682 00:39:56,807 --> 00:39:59,908 [Groans] 683 00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:04,646 Uh, one second. I just gotta... catch my breath. 684 00:40:04,648 --> 00:40:06,381 Wah! 685 00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:09,651 Hi-yah! 686 00:40:09,653 --> 00:40:11,853 [Grunting] 687 00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:22,464 Whoa! 688 00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:26,968 I'm coming for you, Pangbing! Oof! 689 00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:29,738 [Screams] [Heavy thud] 690 00:40:29,740 --> 00:40:32,040 Po! 691 00:40:32,042 --> 00:40:34,075 [Groans] 692 00:40:34,077 --> 00:40:36,912 [Grunting] 693 00:40:36,914 --> 00:40:40,949 Yours is the only mind left, panda. Give it to me! 694 00:40:40,951 --> 00:40:42,851 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 695 00:40:42,953 --> 00:40:45,487 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! 696 00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:47,422 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 697 00:40:47,524 --> 00:40:48,757 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! 698 00:40:48,859 --> 00:40:51,126 That riddle can't protect you forever. 699 00:40:51,128 --> 00:40:53,762 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! 700 00:40:53,964 --> 00:40:56,631 Save yourself, Po! Play dead! 701 00:40:56,633 --> 00:40:59,367 Climb a tree! Jump in a hole! 702 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:03,038 What do you put in a barrel... Hole? 703 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,875 [Gasps] Hole! 704 00:41:06,877 --> 00:41:09,811 Hoo-ah! Kitah! 705 00:41:24,962 --> 00:41:27,195 [Laughs wickedly] 706 00:41:27,197 --> 00:41:28,997 [Groans] Ohh. 707 00:41:28,999 --> 00:41:32,801 [Laughing] 708 00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:36,705 Crowd: Hail Pangbing. Hail Pangbing. 709 00:41:36,707 --> 00:41:41,543 Hail Pangbing. 710 00:41:41,545 --> 00:41:43,478 What? 711 00:41:47,884 --> 00:41:50,585 No! 712 00:41:56,927 --> 00:42:02,063 No. I waited so long. 713 00:42:02,065 --> 00:42:04,666 No! 714 00:42:04,668 --> 00:42:07,669 [Peaceful music] 715 00:42:13,210 --> 00:42:15,410 It worked! Whoo-hoo! 716 00:42:15,412 --> 00:42:16,444 Yes! 717 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,779 What happened? 718 00:42:17,781 --> 00:42:19,381 You figured out the riddle, Lu. 719 00:42:19,383 --> 00:42:22,684 I did? Huh. That doesn't sound like me. 720 00:42:22,686 --> 00:42:23,952 Well, you helped me figure it out. 721 00:42:23,954 --> 00:42:27,522 To make a barrel lighter, you put a hole in it! 722 00:42:27,524 --> 00:42:31,292 Of course! And it's funny because it's true. 723 00:42:35,232 --> 00:42:37,899 [Gasps] 724 00:42:37,901 --> 00:42:40,902 [Triumphant music] 725 00:42:41,905 --> 00:42:44,773 Panda, you did it. I was wrong. 726 00:42:44,775 --> 00:42:47,175 You are a thinker when you want to be. 727 00:42:47,177 --> 00:42:50,145 - I'm very proud. - Thanks, Master Shifu, 728 00:42:50,147 --> 00:42:53,715 But I couldn't have done it without... Whoa! 729 00:42:53,717 --> 00:42:55,050 - Guys... - Hey... Oof! 730 00:42:55,052 --> 00:42:58,453 After all we've been through, you guys were gonna smash me? 731 00:42:58,455 --> 00:43:01,423 Uh, just looking for a return to normalcy. 732 00:43:01,425 --> 00:43:02,557 - Of course. - That's right. 733 00:43:02,559 --> 00:43:04,726 - Yes, normal normalcy. - Yeah, nothing personal. 734 00:43:04,728 --> 00:43:06,694 Hi-yah! 735 00:43:11,968 --> 00:43:14,769 - Uh-oh. - What? 736 00:43:14,771 --> 00:43:17,806 [Forced laughter] Sorry we can't stay. 737 00:43:17,808 --> 00:43:22,077 We have a previous engagement... with evil. [click] 738 00:43:22,079 --> 00:43:25,113 [Taotai laughs wickedly] 739 00:43:25,115 --> 00:43:28,616 [Explosion] 740 00:43:28,618 --> 00:43:29,984 Fung: Darn it! 741 00:43:29,986 --> 00:43:32,087 And stay out! 742 00:43:32,089 --> 00:43:34,622 Crowd: Lu Kang! Lu Kang! Lu Kang! 743 00:43:34,624 --> 00:43:37,125 Lu Kang! Lu Kang! 744 00:43:37,127 --> 00:43:39,427 - Guys! - Not bad, panda. 745 00:43:39,429 --> 00:43:43,431 [Laughs] Not bad? The big showoff just saved all of China! 746 00:43:43,433 --> 00:43:47,035 The main thing is, is that we're all together again. 747 00:43:47,037 --> 00:43:49,971 Unfortunately, our time together will be brief. 748 00:43:49,973 --> 00:43:52,273 Po is still Lu Kang's head of security. 749 00:43:52,275 --> 00:43:54,109 He'll be staying here in the capital. 750 00:43:54,111 --> 00:43:55,577 [Sighs] 751 00:43:55,579 --> 00:44:01,883 Sorry, guys. The Emperor needs me. 752 00:44:01,885 --> 00:44:06,921 Master Po, as your Emperor, I have this to say to you: 753 00:44:06,923 --> 00:44:09,157 - you're fired! - What? 754 00:44:09,159 --> 00:44:12,523 I do need you, Po, but China needs you more 755 00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:14,129 at the Jade Palace. 756 00:44:14,131 --> 00:44:18,033 So get out of here, you knucklehead. 757 00:44:18,335 --> 00:44:20,301 - Woo-hoo! - Yeah! 758 00:44:20,303 --> 00:44:22,504 - All right! - There he is! 759 00:44:31,481 --> 00:44:34,549 Hey, everybody, let's hear it for the Dragon Warrior! 760 00:44:34,551 --> 00:44:35,884 Huzzah! 761 00:44:35,886 --> 00:44:38,253 Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah! 762 00:44:38,255 --> 00:44:42,057 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! 763 00:44:42,258 --> 00:44:45,058 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~