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Wa-cha! Ha!
Hiyah!

2
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<i>[Male announcer] And now
Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:</i>

3
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<i>Legends of Awesomeness.
[Grunts]</i>

4
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<i>[gong rings]</i>

5
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? Hear the legends
of the kung fu panda ?

6
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[Scatting]

7
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<i>? Raised in a noodle shop ?</i>

8
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<i>? never seeking glory or fame ?</i>

9
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<i>? he climbed the mountaintop ?</i>

10
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<i>? and earned the Dragon Warrior name ?</i>

11
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!

12
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<i>? kung fu panda ?</i>

13
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[Scatting]

14
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<i>? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?</i>

15
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<i>? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?</i>

16
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<i>? kung fu panda ?</i>

17
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[Scatting]

18
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<i>? he lives and he trains and he fights ?</i>

19
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<i>? with the Furious Five ?</i>

20
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<i>? protect the valley,
something, something ?</i>

21
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<i>? something, something alive ?</i>

22
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<i>Ooh! Ahh! Uh!</i>

23
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<i>? Kung Fu Panda ?</i>

24
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<i>? Legends of Awesomeness ?</i>

25
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Sweet!

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[Flute music]

27
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<i><font color="cyan"> sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~ </font></i>

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[Thudding and crashing]

29
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[Groans]

30
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[Grunts]

31
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[All grunting]

32
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Give me the black
boom-boom powder,

33
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and I will leave you.

34
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But then I'd miss
our special time together.

35
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Hyah!

36
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You are such a charmer!
Hyah!

37
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Bah!

38
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Uh, just one...

39
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<i>Aah!</i>

40
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The powder will be mine!

41
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[Groans]

42
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[Grunts]

43
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Careful, or these barrels
will go "boom!"

44
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[Groans]

45
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You mean "boom-boom!"

46
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The emphasis is on
the second "boom!"

47
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Yah!

48
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Ah!

49
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<i>Kids: Dragon Warrior!
Dragon Warrior!</i>

50
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Uh, kind of in the middle
of something here.

51
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[Grunts]

52
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- It's terrible! We need...
- Could you duck down for a sec?

53
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[Thud]

54
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- We need your...
- Uh... hold that thought.

55
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<i>Wa-ta!
[Grunting]</i>

56
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Okay.
What was that?

57
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We need your help!

58
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There's this new kid
in town named Kong

59
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- who's been teasing us.
- We don't know what to do!

60
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Why aren't you fighting?
I thought we were fighting!

61
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Some kid has been picking
on my panda pals here.

62
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[Growls] Temutai does
not approve of bullying!

63
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But you've sworn to destroy
the Jade Palace.

64
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Yes, but I do so with respect.
It is the proper way to behave!

65
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[Groans]
Good advice.

66
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[Whooshes, grunts]

67
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[Laughing]

68
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<i>Boom, boom!</i>

69
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[Both grunt]

70
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Wakah!

71
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Oomph!

72
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Uh-oh.

73
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[Loud explosion]

74
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[Groans]

75
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We'll lock the rest of these
barrels in the storehouse

76
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- where they'll be safe.
- Sorry.

77
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Why would Temutai want
so much black powder, anyway?

78
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Uh, because it goes "boom-boom!"

79
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<i>Po, what do we do?</i>

80
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We want to be brave,
but we're too scared.

81
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Guys, being brave doesn't mean
not being scared.

82
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Being brave means
doing what you got to do

83
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even though you are scared.

84
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Have you ever been scared, Po?

85
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Pfft, no.
Of course not.

86
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I'm the Dragon Warrior.

87
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[Both groan]

88
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But how can you not be scared
when things are scary?

89
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I think my story can best
be expressed... with a story.

90
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<i>When I was young,</i>

91
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<i>I wasn't the most
coordinated guy around.</i>

92
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<i>[Glass shattering, loud thudding]</i>

93
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<i>It was what my dad called
my graceful years.</i>

94
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<i>[Thud, clatter]</i>

95
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<i>Anyway, there was this huge kid
named Pen Fang.</i>

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<i>He was huge!</i>

97
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<i>Angry and...
[Growls]</i>

98
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<i>Huge.</i>

99
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<i>And he had huge
razor-sharp claws</i>

100
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<i>and huge muscles,
and they were really...</i>

101
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<i>- Kid: Huge?
- Yep.</i>

102
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<i>Pen Fang knew all the bully moves.</i>

103
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<i>The wet Willy!</i>

104
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<i>The purple nurple!</i>

105
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<i>The great wall of wedgie.</i>

106
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<i>He'd call me names and tease
me in front of the other kids.</i>

107
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<i>[Kids laughing]</i>

108
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<i>So I got up,</i>

109
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<i>looked Pen Fang straight in the eye...</i>

110
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- And?
- And what?

111
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There wasn't really an ending.

112
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And now I'm the Dragon Warrior.
How's that for an ending?

113
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- Hmm. Not my favorite.
- Boo!

114
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[Scoffs]

115
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Guys, this Kong will fold

116
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if you just stand up to him
and show him a little teeth.

117
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[Growls squeakily]

118
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Not that way.

119
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[Growls]

120
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Ha! Better-ish.

121
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Now just let him know
that you're not scared of him.

122
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But we are scared of him.

123
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But he doesn't need to know that.

124
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Besides, we'll be hiding
right around the corner.

125
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<i>[Cries] Cut it out!</i>

126
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[Crying]

127
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[All shivering in fear]

128
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The babies are back.

129
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Don't step in the puddle
'cause you might drown,

130
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'cause you're short
like how babies are!

131
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[Growls]

132
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[All growl weakly]

133
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What?

134
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What are you...
Is something funny?

135
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No, no, no, like this.

136
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[Growls]

137
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[All growl weakly]

138
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The babies want
to play pat-a-cake.

139
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No, no, no!
That's not... oh.

140
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It's like this.

141
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[Growling and snarling]

142
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Get your bodyguard away!

143
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- Don't let him hurt me!
- What? No!

144
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[Laughs] I'm just
showing them how...

145
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Dad! Daddy!

146
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<i>Help!</i>

147
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[Screams, cries]

148
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Right, exactly how I... planned.

149
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[Chuckles] Anyhoo.

150
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Looks like he won't
be bothering you again.

151
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- Thanks, Po.
- No problem.

152
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Just listen to your fearless
Dragon Warrior,

153
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and everything will be a-okay.

154
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<i>That's him, dad!</i>

155
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Oh, angry dad time.
No worries.

156
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[Dramatic music]

157
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P-P-P-P-Pen Fang?

158
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[Growls]

159
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The bunny is your bully?
Really?

160
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[Stammering]

161
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[Screams]

162
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I should have known.

163
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<i>Aah!</i>

164
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Old klutzy Po gets his kicks now
by scaring little kids.

165
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- I... I...
- Let's see how tough you are

166
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when you pick on someone
your own size, huh?

167
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O-Okay, okay, just calm down, Pen Fang.
I don't want any trouble.

168
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Too bad!
Because trouble is what you got!

169
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[Growls]
[Screams]

170
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Rah!

171
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[Screams]

172
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[Flick] Psych! Ha!
Still the same old scaredy Po.

173
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Pen... Pen Fang.

174
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What... What are you doing here?

175
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Brought my boy back
to check out the old hometown.

176
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Added bonus: now he'll get to
see me kick your sorry tail too.

177
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[Screams]

178
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[Grunts]

179
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<i>Boo!</i>

180
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[Panting]

181
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Hey, Pen Fang,
maybe you haven't heard,

182
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but I am the Dragon Warrior!

183
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Hyah! Huh! Mm! Ha!
Myah!

184
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You'll always be klutzy Po
no matter what your title,

185
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unless that title is
Dragon Dorkier.

186
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Zing!

187
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Ah!

188
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I got something for you.
It's a purple nurple!

189
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[Gasps]
Not the nurple.

190
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When I get through with that panda...

191
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[Screaming]

192
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[Gasps]
A purple nurple.

193
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[Screams]

194
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My nurples!
They're purple!

195
00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:23,459
[Laughs evilly]

196
00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,961
Po, use your kung fu!

197
00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,863
[Panting]

198
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Hyah!
Mongolian burn.

199
00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:31,133
Ah-ha-ah!

200
00:08:32,203 --> 00:08:35,204
[Saliva squishing]

201
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A wet Willy!

202
00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,106
[Screaming]

203
00:08:38,108 --> 00:08:39,608
This is getting embarrassing.

204
00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:42,578
Getting? Come on.
This is Po's battle.

205
00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:45,274
We can't fight it for him.
[Po screaming]

206
00:08:47,885 --> 00:08:49,718
[Crash]

207
00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,453
[Laughter]

208
00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:54,990
[Groans]

209
00:08:57,428 --> 00:08:58,927
Great wall of wedgie!

210
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:02,197
[High-pitched squeal]
[Screams]

211
00:09:03,634 --> 00:09:05,434
Hmm.

212
00:09:10,975 --> 00:09:13,728
Ah! Nurples!
[Panting]

213
00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:17,646
[Sighs] Man. That was the
most embarrassing thing

214
00:09:17,648 --> 00:09:20,749
- that's ever happened to me.
- Mm, not really.

215
00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:23,552
- Not even in the top ten.
- Po, what's the matter with you?

216
00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:25,721
You could have take that guy
in half a second.

217
00:09:25,723 --> 00:09:26,955
I don't know!

218
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:30,192
He makes me feel like I did
when I was little: helpless.

219
00:09:30,194 --> 00:09:32,628
I thought you stood up to him
when you were a kid.

220
00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:36,239
I did... for a second.

221
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,667
<i>[High-pitched squeal]</i>

222
00:09:38,669 --> 00:09:41,670
<i>Then I ran and hid in the turnip bin</i>

223
00:09:41,672 --> 00:09:44,840
<i>for a couple of years...</i>

224
00:09:44,842 --> 00:09:47,109
<i>until his family moved away.</i>

225
00:09:54,018 --> 00:09:56,685
So the fearless Dragon Warrior
has been scared.

226
00:09:56,687 --> 00:10:00,889
No!
I was just... off-put?

227
00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,057
What are you gonna do, Po?

228
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:04,960
Avoid Pen Fang
for the rest of your life?

229
00:10:04,962 --> 00:10:06,461
Just until he leaves town.

230
00:10:06,463 --> 00:10:09,197
I wonder if I can still fit
in that turnip bin.

231
00:10:09,199 --> 00:10:11,733
- Po.
- You're right.

232
00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:15,504
First place he'll look.
Good tip, Crane-iac.

233
00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:21,710
Oh, great job, Po.

234
00:10:21,712 --> 00:10:24,546
Publicly humiliated,
dishonored the Jade Palace,

235
00:10:24,548 --> 00:10:27,382
- still feel like a child inside.
- Panda.

236
00:10:27,384 --> 00:10:28,550
<i>[Screams] Pen Fang!</i>

237
00:10:28,552 --> 00:10:30,052
No.

238
00:10:30,054 --> 00:10:31,219
[Grunts]

239
00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:34,189
Clearly you haven't dealt with
the issues of your youth, panda.

240
00:10:34,191 --> 00:10:35,958
It's normal to be scared.

241
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:40,128
I-I'm not scared.
I'm ashamed.

242
00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:43,198
Pen Fang beat me in front
of the whole village.

243
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,867
You were not defeated by Pen Fang.

244
00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:47,936
you were defeated by yourself.

245
00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:51,940
Then myself is a short rabbit
with a bad attitude.

246
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:56,545
Man, if there was only some
way to get my mojo back.

247
00:10:56,547 --> 00:10:57,813
Temutai's in the village.

248
00:10:57,815 --> 00:11:01,550
- He's after the black powder.
- That's great!

249
00:11:01,552 --> 00:11:04,419
I mean, I know I can beat Temutai.

250
00:11:04,421 --> 00:11:08,857
Knocking him silly is just what
the not-scared panda ordered!

251
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:14,496
[All grunting]

252
00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:16,932
[Snarls]

253
00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,600
Give me that!

254
00:11:18,602 --> 00:11:19,901
[Wood splinters]

255
00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:22,938
Amateurs.

256
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:31,413
<i>Don't you ever know when
to give up, Temutai?</i>

257
00:11:31,415 --> 00:11:33,749
No, but you won't stop me
so easily this time,

258
00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:36,985
Dragon Warrior.
You haven't seen my secret weapon!

259
00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:42,357
[Gasps]

260
00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:43,592
[Chains clinking]

261
00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:46,528
[Door creaking]

262
00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:52,034
[Dramatic music]

263
00:11:52,036 --> 00:11:54,336
Pen Fang?

264
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:57,372
- That's Pen Fang?
- Yeah, don't get me started.

265
00:11:57,374 --> 00:12:00,609
Come on. Let's see some
of those awesome moves.

266
00:12:00,611 --> 00:12:03,278
Huh? Huh?
Dragon Bore-ior.

267
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,515
- Double zing!
- P-P...

268
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,450
[Growls]

269
00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:09,484
[Screams]

270
00:12:09,486 --> 00:12:11,887
[All groaning]

271
00:12:11,889 --> 00:12:13,088
Oh! Oh-oh-oh!

272
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:18,226
[Yelling]

273
00:12:18,228 --> 00:12:19,227
Oomph!

274
00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:21,029
[Yelling]

275
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:26,134
Once a klutz, always a klutz.

276
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:29,549
Always perhaps, but not for long!

277
00:12:31,408 --> 00:12:33,675
[Groans]

278
00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:36,378
[Grunts]

279
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:39,114
[Whimpering]

280
00:12:41,518 --> 00:12:44,152
Oh, this is just sad.
Let us go!

281
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,558
The black boom-boom powder
is mine!

282
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,394
Soon you will all bow
before Temutai,

283
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,563
warrior King of the Qidan!

284
00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,499
[Laughing and gibbering]

285
00:12:59,136 --> 00:13:01,169
[Groans]

286
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:05,841
See you around, Dragon Snore-ior.

287
00:13:05,843 --> 00:13:08,810
<i>- Triple zing...
- Moments past.</i>

288
00:13:08,812 --> 00:13:10,479
[Gulps]

289
00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:26,027
Guys, I'm so sorry.
I-I don't know what happened.

290
00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,529
The good news is,

291
00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:30,198
even when you're acting like
a sniveling little crybaby,

292
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,067
you still pack a wallop.

293
00:13:33,504 --> 00:13:36,438
Well, excuse me for looking at
the bright side.

294
00:13:37,975 --> 00:13:40,976
I still don't see
why you're scared of Pen Fang.

295
00:13:40,978 --> 00:13:44,279
- He's so tiny.
- Nice.

296
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:48,116
Who said I was scared?
I was just a bit high-spirited.

297
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,518
This... This will all be over soon.

298
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:52,521
We just got to wait
until Pen Fang leaves town.

299
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:53,855
And if he doesn't leave town?

300
00:13:53,857 --> 00:13:56,725
What do...
What do you mean?

301
00:13:56,727 --> 00:13:59,227
Pen Fang is bent
on your utter humiliation.

302
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:02,697
If the other villains catch
wind of his power over you...

303
00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:05,700
[Dramatic music]

304
00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:10,205
[Gulps]

305
00:14:10,207 --> 00:14:13,208
- Uh-oh.
- Master, what can we do?

306
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:15,210
<i>The five of you head after Temutai.</i>

307
00:14:15,212 --> 00:14:17,646
<i>Po, there's something
I'd like to show you</i>

308
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,314
that I think will help you
face your fear.

309
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,651
Ooh, is it a magic sword?
No, wait, a magic orb.

310
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,986
A magic stool!
Magic shoes?

311
00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,822
If it's magic shoes, I'm a 13 wide.

312
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:30,525
- I mean, I can squeeze into a 12 1/2, but...
- Just follow me.

313
00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:32,027
Is it magic pine sap?

314
00:14:32,029 --> 00:14:33,829
Magic seeds?
Magic chopsticks.

315
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,331
Magic dumplings!
Oh, I hope it's magic dumplings.

316
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:41,570
[Sighs] Po...
may I present Lam, Chen, and Yang.

317
00:14:41,572 --> 00:14:44,906
[Kids laughing]

318
00:14:44,908 --> 00:14:48,743
Uh, Master Shifu, not one of
your better cryptic moments.

319
00:14:48,745 --> 00:14:51,079
[Kids laughing]

320
00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:53,548
You're going down!
[Kids screaming]

321
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:54,883
Kong...

322
00:14:54,885 --> 00:14:56,885
[Kids screaming]

323
00:14:56,887 --> 00:14:59,542
You're it!
[Kids laughing]

324
00:15:01,758 --> 00:15:05,093
Okay, so you guys are friends now, huh?

325
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:06,461
I thought you were afraid of him.

326
00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:08,630
We were, but we talked
to him anyway,

327
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:11,967
- and it wasn't that bad.
- I'm an acquired taste!

328
00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:14,202
It was just like you said, Po.

329
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,205
Good.
Wait, what did I say?

330
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,708
"Being brave doesn't mean
not being scared.

331
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,444
Being brave means
doing what you got to do

332
00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:24,446
even though you are scared."

333
00:15:24,448 --> 00:15:28,383
Wow, I'm pretty smart.
I should listen to me more often.

334
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,552
Hey, let's go play
at the Jade Palace!

335
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:33,488
[Kids laughing]

336
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,427
Going somewhere, panda?

337
00:15:39,429 --> 00:15:42,597
Yeah.
To settle an old score.

338
00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:44,766
Excellent. I'll go...
[glass shatters]

339
00:15:44,768 --> 00:15:48,095
<i>Ha-ha! Doofus!
[Sighs]</i>

340
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:49,371
...up to the Jade Palace

341
00:15:49,373 --> 00:15:51,806
to make sure Kong
doesn't break anything.

342
00:15:55,112 --> 00:15:59,714
- So how about it, ladies?
- Ooh! Hmph.

343
00:16:02,152 --> 00:16:04,986
Well, look who decided to show up.

344
00:16:06,556 --> 00:16:08,823
Br-br-br-br.
Okay.

345
00:16:08,825 --> 00:16:13,228
Pen Fang,
this has gone on long enough.

346
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:18,233
Yeah, okay, I'm scared of you.
I admit it.

347
00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:20,902
But this thing between
you and me ends today.

348
00:16:20,904 --> 00:16:26,074
Yeah!
Um, sorry.

349
00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:28,410
I knew this day would come.

350
00:16:28,412 --> 00:16:32,314
The day when I finished you forever!

351
00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:35,250
[Growling]

352
00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:41,756
[Screaming]

353
00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:45,360
Ooh!

354
00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:49,130
- Try fighting this noogie attack!
- Wah!

355
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,700
[Panting]

356
00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:57,005
[Both grunting]

357
00:17:00,877 --> 00:17:02,644
Wet Willy!

358
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,145
[Groans]

359
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:06,314
[Grunts]

360
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,749
Ah!

361
00:17:07,751 --> 00:17:10,919
[Panting]

362
00:17:10,921 --> 00:17:13,955
[Growling]

363
00:17:16,393 --> 00:17:18,660
Great wall of wedgie!

364
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,995
Aah!
[Grunts]

365
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,931
[Laughter]

366
00:17:24,368 --> 00:17:26,868
Just like old times, eh, Po?

367
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,036
[Earth rumbling]

368
00:17:28,038 --> 00:17:31,139
- Wait, what's that?
- Quit trying to distract me.

369
00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:34,734
I'm trying to focus on my work!
[People screaming]

370
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:45,420
Temutai! What kind of fiendish
fiendocity are you... ah!

371
00:17:45,422 --> 00:17:49,190
Po can't talk right now.
He's got a prior engagement

372
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:51,926
with some soon to be
purple nurples!

373
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,395
Aah!

374
00:17:53,397 --> 00:17:56,998
Ha-Ha! Oh, to be young again.
Prepare the rocket!

375
00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:02,837
[Screaming]

376
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:09,377
Wait a second.
That rocket's aimed at...

377
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:12,347
<i>- [Gasps] the Jade Palace.
- Big whup!</i>

378
00:18:16,286 --> 00:18:18,720
[People screaming]

379
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,889
[Laughing and gibbering]

380
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,457
Time for your nurple.

381
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,327
Enough!

382
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,233
I may be afraid of you,
but I'm not gonna let

383
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,735
that get in the way of
me doing what I got to do.

384
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,136
Yah!

385
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:37,639
[Yelling]

386
00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:40,809
[Groans]

387
00:18:40,811 --> 00:18:42,811
Temutai's gonna blow up
the Jade Palace

388
00:18:42,813 --> 00:18:47,115
- with Shifu, the kids, and Kong with it!
- Kong!?

389
00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:53,351
So you gonna quit being a
jerk and help me or what?

390
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,425
<i>The Jade Palace is finished!</i>

391
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,993
[Cackles]

392
00:18:58,995 --> 00:19:02,263
<i>The rocket is going!
The Jade Palace is finished!</i>

393
00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,598
[Both grunting]

394
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,067
[Screams]

395
00:19:06,069 --> 00:19:07,068
Ooh!

396
00:19:07,070 --> 00:19:08,503
Bleh!

397
00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:09,671
[Groans]

398
00:19:09,673 --> 00:19:10,605
Po!

399
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,775
[Shouts]

400
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,277
<i>[Together] Great wall of wedgie!</i>

401
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:18,113
[Screams]

402
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,481
[Flames whooshing]

403
00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,055
Nooo!

404
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,057
[Both yelling]

405
00:19:38,768 --> 00:19:40,601
[Gasps]

406
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,406
[Grunting and yelling]

407
00:19:49,546 --> 00:19:53,181
Pen Fang!
The fin!

408
00:19:53,183 --> 00:19:56,117
[Both grunting]

409
00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:08,229
Yah!

410
00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:11,166
[Rocket whooshing]

411
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,737
[Yelling]

412
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,707
<i>Both: Yes!</i>

413
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:22,010
<i>No!</i>

414
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,178
<i>Jump!</i>

415
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,513
[Both yelling]

416
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,849
Bah! Pillows here!

417
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,351
Get your... bah!...
pillows here.

418
00:20:30,353 --> 00:20:32,726
Bah!
[Thud]

419
00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:37,358
Buy pillows here.

420
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:43,164
- Are we alive?
- [Groans] I sure hope not.

421
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:46,234
Any moment now we will hear
the glorious "boom-boom"

422
00:20:46,236 --> 00:20:48,169
of the Jade Palace's destruction!

423
00:20:51,775 --> 00:20:53,775
Hmm. Typical.

424
00:20:53,777 --> 00:20:57,111
[Loud explosion]

425
00:20:57,113 --> 00:20:59,523
<i>Temutai: I hate that powder!</i>

426
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:07,188
[Sighing and groaning]

427
00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:08,523
<i>Kids: Po!</i>

428
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,127
- Dad!
- Kong!

429
00:21:13,129 --> 00:21:15,730
Po, you did it!
You got past your fear.

430
00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:19,033
Yeah, afraid of a teeny-weeny,
tiny, little thing.

431
00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:22,303
You are playing
a dangerous game, lady.

432
00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:23,738
Thanks, guys.

433
00:21:25,642 --> 00:21:30,245
I'm sorry I bullied you, Po.
I guess I was always jealous

434
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,747
that the other kids like you
better than me.

435
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:36,951
- Can you ever forgive me?
- Sure.

436
00:21:36,953 --> 00:21:39,787
But there is one thing.

437
00:21:39,789 --> 00:21:41,990
[Sighs]
I've got it coming to me.

438
00:21:41,992 --> 00:21:44,801
Do your worst.
[Giggles]

439
00:21:45,228 --> 00:21:47,744
Purple nurple!
[Screams]

440
00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:50,826
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