1 00:00:00,507 --> 00:00:03,677 Wa-cha! Ha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:07,074 [Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: 3 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:10,004 Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts] 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:10,837 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,847 --> 00:00:13,747 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda ? 6 00:00:13,782 --> 00:00:17,117 [Scatting] 7 00:00:17,152 --> 00:00:18,957 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 8 00:00:18,992 --> 00:00:20,587 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 9 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:21,927 ? he climbed the mountaintop ? 10 00:00:21,962 --> 00:00:24,097 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name ? 11 00:00:24,132 --> 00:00:25,457 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,217 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 13 00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:30,437 [Scatting] 14 00:00:30,472 --> 00:00:33,467 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 15 00:00:33,502 --> 00:00:36,877 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 16 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,577 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 17 00:00:38,612 --> 00:00:41,647 [Scatting] 18 00:00:41,682 --> 00:00:43,977 ? he lives and he trains and he fights ? 19 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:45,377 ? with the Furious Five ? 20 00:00:45,412 --> 00:00:46,737 ? protect the valley, something, something ? 21 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,417 ? something, something alive ? 22 00:00:48,452 --> 00:00:49,957 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:53,287 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 24 00:00:53,322 --> 00:00:55,424 ? Legends of Awesomeness ? 25 00:00:55,459 --> 00:00:56,970 Sweet! 26 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,719 [Pan flute] 27 00:01:00,614 --> 00:01:04,977 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 28 00:01:07,552 --> 00:01:10,720 Okay, Po. The name of the game is "who hit me?" 29 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:14,123 - All you do is go... - I need silence! 30 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:15,958 My other senses are reaching out, 31 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,694 expanding my mind to anticipate every possible... 32 00:01:18,696 --> 00:01:20,162 Uh! Ugh! 33 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,064 Oh! Uh! 34 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:23,132 Aah! 35 00:01:23,134 --> 00:01:24,133 Whoa, aah! 36 00:01:24,135 --> 00:01:27,103 Ooh! Ooh! Ow. 37 00:01:27,105 --> 00:01:29,372 Maybe we should go over the rules. 38 00:01:29,374 --> 00:01:32,642 Gather round. [Groans] 39 00:01:32,644 --> 00:01:34,276 General Tsin is out at the grain mill 40 00:01:34,278 --> 00:01:36,545 on one of his delusional rampages. 41 00:01:36,547 --> 00:01:38,648 General Tsin? We gotta help him! 42 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:40,950 Help him? The man is a menace. 43 00:01:40,952 --> 00:01:43,919 Yeah, one big, steaming cup of cray-cray. 44 00:01:43,921 --> 00:01:47,556 Maybe, but he's still one of China's most legendary heroes. 45 00:01:47,558 --> 00:01:50,092 He defeated the barbarian horde at Ye Man Ren. 46 00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:51,560 He rescued the crimson princess 47 00:01:51,562 --> 00:01:53,496 from her captors atop Shan Yue Mountain. 48 00:01:53,498 --> 00:01:57,233 He destroyed half of Beijing searching for a pair of comfortable slippers. 49 00:01:57,235 --> 00:02:00,269 Which he then married at a private ceremony in a ginkgo tree. 50 00:02:00,271 --> 00:02:03,105 Which he then burned to the ground. 51 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:09,478 So he's a tad... eccentric. 52 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:13,683 Po, the general was a great man, but now he's dangerous. 53 00:02:13,685 --> 00:02:17,153 You need to put your admiration aside and stop his rampage. 54 00:02:17,155 --> 00:02:20,256 [Sighs] Okay. But let's take it easy on him. 55 00:02:20,258 --> 00:02:24,026 The general's getting on in years and has a frail constitution. 56 00:02:24,028 --> 00:02:25,227 Hiyah! [Groans] 57 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:28,197 Bring it on, you horny-plated ding doodles! 58 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:32,134 I step over punks tougher than you on my way to a fight! 59 00:02:32,136 --> 00:02:34,203 Oh, yeah. Real frail. 60 00:02:34,205 --> 00:02:36,739 [All grunting] 61 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:38,307 Hot pagodas! 62 00:02:38,309 --> 00:02:41,177 Prepare to face the cleansing face cream of justice! 63 00:02:41,179 --> 00:02:43,446 [All scream] 64 00:02:43,448 --> 00:02:44,780 Yah! 65 00:02:46,517 --> 00:02:50,886 Guys, give me a minute. I can talk him down off the crazy train. 66 00:02:50,888 --> 00:02:53,155 Good luck with that. 67 00:02:53,157 --> 00:02:56,358 [Grunts] 68 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,359 [Laughs] 69 00:02:57,361 --> 00:02:59,929 General Tsin! Stop! 70 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:03,632 Well, I'll be dipped in stuff that you dip stuff in. 71 00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:04,767 Dragon Warrior! 72 00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,303 - Good to see you, boy! - Yah! Ugh! 73 00:03:07,305 --> 00:03:08,704 [Chuckles] Yeah. Hey, general. 74 00:03:08,706 --> 00:03:10,439 - Uh, quick question. - Hyah! Uh! 75 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,574 [Explosion] 76 00:03:11,576 --> 00:03:14,910 - What the heck are you doing? - No time for chitter chat. 77 00:03:14,912 --> 00:03:16,979 You gotta help me destroy this reeking den 78 00:03:16,981 --> 00:03:21,917 - of agricultural evil. - Oh, sure. And, uh, why?! 79 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:24,353 It's the wiggling skull crack vibratories. 80 00:03:24,355 --> 00:03:26,589 We gotta stop 'em from sucking out 81 00:03:26,591 --> 00:03:30,559 our precious free will fluids and brain juice, right? 82 00:03:30,561 --> 00:03:33,295 Uh, um... 83 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:36,298 Well said. Lock and load, Panda. 84 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:39,902 - He's reloading! - Take him down! 85 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:46,509 - For freedom and brain juice! - General, wait! 86 00:03:46,511 --> 00:03:48,043 Look out! 87 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:52,581 - Guys! - Regrettable, but they were asking for it. 88 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:55,117 - No! - Stand down, Panda. 89 00:03:55,119 --> 00:03:57,920 This is exactly what the skull crackers want. 90 00:03:57,922 --> 00:04:00,456 Enough, general! No one else gets hurt. 91 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:01,791 [Groans] 92 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:03,492 [Blows landing] 93 00:04:03,494 --> 00:04:06,028 Except maybe you. 94 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,799 [Groans] Skull crackers. 95 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:14,036 - Face cream. Mother... - Hmm, looks like his crazy train 96 00:04:14,038 --> 00:04:16,972 jumped the track some time ago. 97 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:21,510 Yes, we agree. 98 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:23,746 His story is farfetched and laughable. 99 00:04:23,748 --> 00:04:25,147 [Both chuckle] 100 00:04:30,054 --> 00:04:31,420 Ugh. 101 00:04:31,422 --> 00:04:33,823 Please accept this gift of rice for saving our mill. 102 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:37,726 - Oh, that's not really necessary. - But you were so brave. 103 00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:41,096 And your ears are so soft and inviting. 104 00:04:41,098 --> 00:04:43,199 My... ears? 105 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:46,135 A guy could curl up in one of those wonderful ears 106 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:48,437 - and just... - Hong, desist. 107 00:04:48,439 --> 00:04:50,372 I beg forgiveness, Hong. 108 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:53,375 Look, it's okay. [Chuckles] Weird, but okay. 109 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:57,713 Thanks, Hong, and, uh... other Hong. 110 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:02,985 [Grunting] 111 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,724 Do we have to keep him tied up like that? 112 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,125 All: Yes! 113 00:05:10,127 --> 00:05:11,727 [Grunts] 114 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:14,830 So you attacked the mill because... 115 00:05:14,832 --> 00:05:18,400 The alien rice Weevils, or as I call them, 116 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:22,304 wiggling skull crack vibratories. 117 00:05:22,306 --> 00:05:24,974 They're fuzzy and come from the Moon. 118 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,243 They got a hundred tiny legs each, 119 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:29,311 and they're all named Hong. 120 00:05:29,313 --> 00:05:33,015 They crawl into folks' ears and redecorate their brains, 121 00:05:33,017 --> 00:05:36,151 turning 'em into helpless, dancing meat puppets. 122 00:05:36,153 --> 00:05:38,888 Their goal is dominating the planet, 123 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:40,689 And the only way to stop 'em 124 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:43,259 is to slap a copper pot on your head, 125 00:05:43,261 --> 00:05:44,793 splash tea in your face, 126 00:05:44,795 --> 00:05:47,229 and sing the water lily song. 127 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:52,001 ? I'm a pretty water lily, watch me float ? 128 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,703 ? Right on by the old river boat ? 129 00:05:54,705 --> 00:05:57,239 ? I'm not a rabbit, and you're not a goat ? 130 00:05:57,241 --> 00:06:00,009 ? Water lily, water lily, grab your coat ? 131 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,543 Now, everybody! 132 00:06:01,545 --> 00:06:02,845 ? Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle... ? 133 00:06:02,847 --> 00:06:06,715 Thank you, general. I think we understand the situation. 134 00:06:06,717 --> 00:06:09,652 Come with me. 135 00:06:16,694 --> 00:06:18,894 Po. 136 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:22,898 Look, son, I know I'm one won ton short of a pu pu platter, 137 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,367 but you... you have to believe me. They're real. 138 00:06:25,369 --> 00:06:27,002 They're here. You could be next! 139 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:29,838 [Laughs] 140 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,374 ? I'm a pretty water lily ? 141 00:06:32,376 --> 00:06:34,043 Poor guy. [Sniffs] 142 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:37,646 ? Right on by the old river boat ? 143 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:41,483 [Sniffing] Mmm. 144 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:44,586 This rice Hong gave me smells like old feet. 145 00:06:44,588 --> 00:06:48,457 Wait! Hong? [Gasps] 146 00:06:48,459 --> 00:06:53,862 Master Shifu! The general might not be crazy. 147 00:06:53,864 --> 00:06:57,933 I mean, he is, but maybe only 97% crazy. 148 00:06:57,935 --> 00:07:01,203 That's nearly 5% sane. 149 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:04,006 Wait a second. That's the gizmo the general used 150 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:06,642 to put his captives into suspended animation. 151 00:07:06,644 --> 00:07:09,311 And it should work just as well on him. 152 00:07:09,313 --> 00:07:10,980 We don't have a choice. 153 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:13,515 If he gets loose again, no one will be safe. 154 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,651 No! You have to listen. 155 00:07:15,653 --> 00:07:17,386 There were these two weird guys at the mill. 156 00:07:17,388 --> 00:07:19,088 They were both named Hong. 157 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:22,124 And they were way too interested in my ears. 158 00:07:22,126 --> 00:07:25,361 "Uhh! Two weird guys at the mill interested in my ears." 159 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:28,430 - Give it a rest, dude. - I know it sounds nuts, 160 00:07:28,432 --> 00:07:31,266 - but shouldn't we at least check it out? - Po, enough. 161 00:07:31,268 --> 00:07:33,402 You're wasting our time with this nonsense. 162 00:07:33,404 --> 00:07:35,371 Nons... hang on. 163 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:39,241 I get you doubting the general and all, but why won't you believe me? 164 00:07:39,243 --> 00:07:41,410 Clearly, your idol worship of General Tsin 165 00:07:41,412 --> 00:07:44,646 is clouding your judgment. This is for the best. 166 00:07:44,648 --> 00:07:46,982 Perhaps one day we could revive him 167 00:07:46,984 --> 00:07:51,353 when we find a cure for his madness. 168 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:53,965 But until then... 169 00:07:55,826 --> 00:07:57,559 I can't let them do this. 170 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,762 If any part of the general's story is true, 171 00:07:59,764 --> 00:08:02,264 I gotta find out now! 172 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:04,767 [Running footsteps] 173 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:14,543 Uh, hello? Uh, Hong... s? 174 00:08:17,915 --> 00:08:21,450 Panda sneaky styles. Panda sneaky styles. 175 00:08:21,452 --> 00:08:24,019 Sneaky styles. Sneaky... 176 00:08:24,021 --> 00:08:25,687 Yeah, whatever. 177 00:08:27,858 --> 00:08:30,325 Hmm. 178 00:08:30,327 --> 00:08:31,760 Unh! 179 00:08:38,235 --> 00:08:40,869 - Huh. - Hello, Mr. Panda. 180 00:08:40,871 --> 00:08:42,204 Gah! [Crash] 181 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:46,175 - What have you done? - I'm so sorry. It was an accident. 182 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:50,579 - He's okay. - Ah, thank goodness. I... 183 00:08:50,581 --> 00:08:51,947 Don't worry, Hong. 184 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:57,186 We'll find another nice, warm ear for you to re-infest. 185 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,221 [Gasps] 186 00:08:59,223 --> 00:09:03,759 The general was right. Wiggling skull crack vibratory invasion! 187 00:09:05,696 --> 00:09:08,197 [Squeaks] 188 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,132 Wah! 189 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:12,134 Ick, ick, ick! Ooh! Sticky. Ick. 190 00:09:12,136 --> 00:09:13,135 [Groans] 191 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:17,106 Prepare him for ear-festation. 192 00:09:17,108 --> 00:09:19,374 You wiggly, skull-cracking... 193 00:09:19,376 --> 00:09:21,577 My friends will come looking for me. 194 00:09:21,579 --> 00:09:26,915 Your friends will be dealt with shortly, thanks to you. 195 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,591 Shifu: We're ready. 196 00:09:35,593 --> 00:09:38,994 I'm glad Po won't be here to see this. 197 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:40,997 [All hissing] 198 00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:47,769 [Groaning] 199 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:53,775 [Gasps] 200 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:59,748 [Grunts] Do not struggle. 201 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:05,020 It will only make the ear-festation more unpleasant. 202 00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:12,327 You may call me Supervisor Hong. 203 00:10:12,329 --> 00:10:16,832 General Tsin was right. You Weevil guys do exist! 204 00:10:16,834 --> 00:10:21,303 General Tsin... only he was able to uncover our plan 205 00:10:21,305 --> 00:10:25,723 of worldwide Weevil domination. We live to conquer. 206 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:28,143 All: Conquest, conquest, 207 00:10:28,145 --> 00:10:31,513 - conquest, conquest, con... - Leave us! 208 00:10:31,515 --> 00:10:35,951 I'd like to be alone with his ears. 209 00:10:38,155 --> 00:10:40,155 [Door closes] 210 00:10:40,157 --> 00:10:43,692 The time has come, Dragon Warrior. Hiyah. 211 00:10:43,694 --> 00:10:46,762 With your power under my control, 212 00:10:46,764 --> 00:10:50,532 we will truly be invincible. 213 00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:52,034 [Snarls] 214 00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:54,169 [Grunts] 215 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:55,404 No, no! No! [Giggles] 216 00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,405 Hey, that tickles! [Hums] 217 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:58,941 No! No! 218 00:11:00,778 --> 00:11:02,177 Aah! 219 00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:03,712 [Thud] 220 00:11:03,714 --> 00:11:08,951 [Hong laughs] You mind is mine, Dragon Warrior. 221 00:11:08,953 --> 00:11:12,187 Mind cloudy. Must fight. 222 00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:15,691 [Weevil chirps] 223 00:11:16,794 --> 00:11:19,394 Copper wok. Tea. 224 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:22,998 General said... it's their only weakness. 225 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,533 [Groans] 226 00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:29,571 [Laughs wickedly] 227 00:11:29,573 --> 00:11:30,973 Gah. 228 00:11:30,975 --> 00:11:33,442 No! Ugly, nasty copper. 229 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:34,576 [Clangs] 230 00:11:34,578 --> 00:11:37,346 Blocking my mind control powers. [Grunts] 231 00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:38,880 Tea! Ahh! 232 00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:42,751 Making everything damp and unpleasant. 233 00:11:42,753 --> 00:11:47,723 Gotta keep fighting and singing. 234 00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:49,658 ? I'm a pretty water lily ? 235 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,393 Aah, that melody! 236 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:53,795 ? Right on the old river boat ? 237 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,163 Second verse! 238 00:11:55,165 --> 00:11:58,567 ? I'm not a rabbit, and you're not a goat ? 239 00:11:58,569 --> 00:12:00,235 No! 240 00:12:00,237 --> 00:12:01,270 ? Grab your coat ? 241 00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:03,739 [Groans] [Sighs] 242 00:12:03,741 --> 00:12:07,042 Thanks, general. 243 00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:13,181 You have made a grave mistake, Dragon Warrior. 244 00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:15,684 Those whom we cannot control, 245 00:12:15,686 --> 00:12:18,754 - we destro... [Squish] - Gotta hurry. 246 00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:21,023 There may still be time to save Shifu and the guys 247 00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:24,026 and the general... and the world. 248 00:12:24,028 --> 00:12:26,428 [Groans] 249 00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:32,768 Master Shifu, guys, you were wrong, big-time. 250 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,903 And I was right, bigger time, 251 00:12:34,905 --> 00:12:38,273 this is an insidious plot, and I uncovered it! 252 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:44,212 - What plot is that, my good friend? - My good... 253 00:12:44,214 --> 00:12:45,213 Aah! 254 00:12:45,215 --> 00:12:49,518 Uh, you know, the plot thing. 255 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:56,124 - Yes? - The plot to... 256 00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:58,360 to... 257 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:03,765 [monotonous] to ear-infest this Panda, which has been done. 258 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:11,740 By me, Hong. It went... really great. 259 00:13:11,742 --> 00:13:14,676 Hail Weevil guys! 260 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:24,686 Um, look. I control the Panda's every move. 261 00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:26,722 Gah! Oh, my! 262 00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:29,257 Oh! [Laughs] Ow! 263 00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:31,259 Hysterical, is it not? 264 00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:33,929 Dance, helpless Panda, dance! 265 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:37,699 ? La, la, la, dance, dance, dance ? 266 00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:40,502 Ta-da! 267 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:50,879 - Welcome, brother. - [Gulps] Great to be here. 268 00:13:50,881 --> 00:13:54,549 ? I'm a pretty water lily, watch me float ? 269 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:57,185 ? Right on by the old river boat ? 270 00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:59,621 Now just the ladies in the house! 271 00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:01,723 ? I'm not a rabbit, and you're not a goat ? 272 00:14:01,725 --> 00:14:04,926 Stop that awful screeching! 273 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:08,897 Who's gonna make me, you ear-loving polypod? 274 00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:13,735 - I will. - Po! Aw, no! 275 00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:17,105 - You been skull cracked! - Yes. 276 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:22,444 And it means your end, old one. 277 00:14:22,446 --> 00:14:27,215 - You got an allergy, boy? - [Quietly] Wink. 278 00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:31,286 Wink, wink! 279 00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:37,592 I'll take it from here. 280 00:14:37,594 --> 00:14:40,375 [Laughs evilly] 281 00:14:42,266 --> 00:14:44,553 Seriously, I'll take it from here. 282 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:49,070 General, you were right about everything! 283 00:14:49,072 --> 00:14:52,441 - Don't worry... - Hiyah! 284 00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:53,775 Aah! 285 00:14:53,777 --> 00:14:55,677 Take that, you skull cracker. 286 00:14:55,679 --> 00:14:57,946 General, wait. You don't understand! 287 00:14:57,948 --> 00:14:59,514 Oh, I understand. 288 00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:01,616 You crawled into the Dragon Warrior's ear 289 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:04,953 and sucked out his precious free will fluids. 290 00:15:04,955 --> 00:15:07,189 Just for a second. But then... Gah! 291 00:15:07,191 --> 00:15:10,659 Po was my friend. He was courageous and only punched me 292 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:14,463 in the face when he absolutely had to. 293 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:17,241 And you're gonna pay for what you did to his soft, 294 00:15:17,276 --> 00:15:20,869 - smooth brain parts. - General, no! 295 00:15:20,871 --> 00:15:22,304 [Arrow whistles] 296 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,741 General, no! 297 00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,147 Aw, bean dip. 298 00:15:32,149 --> 00:15:35,083 Good thing that wasn't one of those exploding arrows. 299 00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,752 [Explosion] 300 00:15:37,754 --> 00:15:40,922 General, I'm not one of them. I'm me! Ow. 301 00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:43,091 If you're Po, then answer me this... 302 00:15:43,093 --> 00:15:45,494 two rickshaws leave Beijing at 9:00. 303 00:15:45,496 --> 00:15:48,830 If one's carrying coconuts, the other one's carrying my Aunt Lin, 304 00:15:48,832 --> 00:15:52,267 - then what's my favorite color? - Uh, blue? 305 00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:54,603 Wrong. It's seven. 306 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:58,473 Aah! [Groans] 307 00:15:58,475 --> 00:16:00,842 - Aah! - Hiyah! 308 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:05,080 Do your worst, skull cracker. 309 00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:09,284 General, all I have to say to you is... duck! 310 00:16:09,286 --> 00:16:12,787 [Explosion] 311 00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:15,357 Shifu and the Five have been taken over. 312 00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:18,260 Quick, we'll escape through the catacombs. 313 00:16:18,262 --> 00:16:21,496 Po, I was wrong. It is you! 314 00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:23,331 Can you ever forgive me? 315 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:27,502 Aw. How can I stay mad at my favorite semi-delusional war hero? 316 00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:30,046 Come on. 317 00:16:31,508 --> 00:16:35,544 Those two must be dealt with permanently. 318 00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:37,245 Forget it. 319 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,481 You're both out of your tiny, little minds. 320 00:16:39,483 --> 00:16:43,752 I resent that, sir. I am not out of my mind. 321 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:50,725 Dad, this is matter of life and death! 322 00:16:50,727 --> 00:16:52,961 The evil moon Weevils are here! 323 00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:56,264 They love conquest and soft, warm ears. 324 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,033 Let me put it another way. 325 00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:02,170 - # I'm a pretty water lily # - Dad, we need all your copper woks. 326 00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:04,506 All my copper woks? 327 00:17:04,508 --> 00:17:08,643 Listen, you stay away from my son here, and stop filling his head 328 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:11,613 with your twisted, crazy-person fantasies. 329 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,348 [Sighs] I understand. 330 00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:17,185 I guess I'll just take my giant sack of gold somewhere else. 331 00:17:17,187 --> 00:17:18,954 [Coins clink] 332 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,156 Ah, Po. I'm so happy that you've found 333 00:17:21,158 --> 00:17:24,392 a positive male role model. [Chuckles] 334 00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:27,429 'Cause let's face it, I've been kind of a bust. 335 00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:31,232 - Dad, get the woks! - Right. 336 00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:34,703 - I'll have a quick look outside. - Good thinking, soldier. 337 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:42,110 No sign of any Weevil-infested... 338 00:17:42,111 --> 00:17:45,181 [music] 339 00:17:45,182 --> 00:17:47,082 Hey, there. 340 00:17:51,021 --> 00:17:52,887 The whole town's been Weevil-ized. 341 00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:56,491 We're in deep dim sum, general. 342 00:17:56,693 --> 00:18:01,630 - The name's Hong. - No! 343 00:18:01,632 --> 00:18:02,797 Aah! 344 00:18:02,799 --> 00:18:04,232 Uh! 345 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,401 Ee... [gulps] 346 00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:09,304 Resistance is futile, Dragon Warrior. 347 00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:13,241 It's time you became one of us. 348 00:18:13,243 --> 00:18:15,510 All: One of us! One of us! 349 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,779 One of us! One of us! 350 00:18:17,781 --> 00:18:19,948 One of us! One of us! 351 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,116 One of us! 352 00:18:21,118 --> 00:18:23,018 One of us! One of us! [growls] 353 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,119 One of us! 354 00:18:24,121 --> 00:18:25,453 Ugh! 355 00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:26,454 Aah! 356 00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:28,189 Huh! Uh! 357 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,958 You want to go? Let's go! 358 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,860 But I'm warning you, I may go down, 359 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,429 but I'm taking a bunch of you with me! 360 00:18:34,431 --> 00:18:37,465 The Panda is too dangerous for ear-festation. 361 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,068 He must be immobilized instead. 362 00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:50,578 This will put him out of commission... forever. 363 00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:54,649 Excellent idea. General Hong, will you do the honors? 364 00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:58,153 It will be my pleasure. 365 00:18:58,155 --> 00:19:00,889 [Snorts] Wah! 366 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:04,592 Uh! Oh! 367 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,507 Wah! 368 00:19:19,509 --> 00:19:20,842 Uh... [whimpers] 369 00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:24,012 [Grunting] 370 00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:25,246 Ooh! Ow! Oh! 371 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,515 Yah! 372 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,516 Uh! 373 00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:31,920 Aah! 374 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,421 Ugh! 375 00:19:37,194 --> 00:19:39,060 [Clang] 376 00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:42,397 Leave my son's brain alone. It's already overtaxed. 377 00:19:42,399 --> 00:19:44,566 Dad, wok me! 378 00:19:46,236 --> 00:19:49,571 Fool. You don't have enough woks for all of us. 379 00:19:49,573 --> 00:19:51,106 Ow! 380 00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:54,943 Wa-cha! I kinda think I do. 381 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,579 Wah! 382 00:19:57,581 --> 00:19:58,513 [Crash] 383 00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:01,716 Bring it. 384 00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:04,953 [Grunting] 385 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:05,954 Oh! 386 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,124 [Grunts] 387 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,326 Stop him! Stop him! 388 00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,065 Ha! 389 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:18,433 Aah! 390 00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:20,535 [Screaming] 391 00:20:20,537 --> 00:20:23,037 [Clanging] 392 00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:24,935 Ha! 393 00:20:27,377 --> 00:20:29,711 [Clangs] Oh! 394 00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,212 [Groans] 395 00:20:31,214 --> 00:20:33,114 [Both groan] 396 00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:34,716 You... You did it, son. 397 00:20:34,718 --> 00:20:36,785 You did it. We're free! We're free! 398 00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:41,790 Po, you saved us. I'm sorry we didn't believe you. 399 00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:44,659 You can thank me later. A lot. 400 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:48,396 Right how, it's time to clean out the Weevils. 401 00:20:48,398 --> 00:20:50,064 Po! 402 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,733 [Clanging] 403 00:20:51,735 --> 00:20:54,636 [All squeal] 404 00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,108 You may have won this battle, 405 00:21:00,110 --> 00:21:02,777 but we Weevils will win the war. 406 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:06,347 We will fight! We will conquer! 407 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,451 - We will... [squish] - That felt good. 408 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,922 I think these guys are ready 409 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,524 for a permanent visit to Chor Ghom prison. 410 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,293 Maybe on a shelf with tchotchkes 411 00:21:18,295 --> 00:21:20,695 or commemorative bamboo wood burnings. 412 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:24,016 It's all thanks to you, Po. You believed in me when 413 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:27,468 everyone else thought I was loopier than tofu. 414 00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:29,838 You can stay here and rest if you want. 415 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,039 We'd be honored to have you. 416 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:34,609 Thanks, but I think getting Weevil-ized straightened my brain out. 417 00:21:34,611 --> 00:21:37,478 I feel sane for the first time in years! 418 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,015 Eyah hooie! 419 00:21:41,017 --> 00:21:43,785 See, guys? It pays to have faith. 420 00:21:43,787 --> 00:21:46,888 The world is saved, and the general's not crazy anymore. 421 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,123 Well, I'm off to Korea for a little holiday. 422 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:53,428 Looks like a beautiful day to fly. Hiyah! 423 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:55,982 [Laughs] Yep, yep, yep. 424 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,983 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~