1 00:00:00,237 --> 00:00:03,407 Wa-cha! Ha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:03,442 --> 00:00:06,804 [Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: 3 00:00:06,805 --> 00:00:09,734 Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts] 4 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:10,567 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,477 ? Hear the legends of the kung fu panda ? 6 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:16,847 [Scatting] 7 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:18,687 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 8 00:00:18,722 --> 00:00:20,317 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 9 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,657 ? he climbed the mountaintop ? 10 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:23,827 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name ? 11 00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:25,187 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,222 --> 00:00:26,947 ? kung fu panda ? 13 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:30,167 [Scatting] 14 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:33,197 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 15 00:00:33,232 --> 00:00:36,607 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 16 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:38,307 ? kung fu panda ? 17 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:41,377 [Scatting] 18 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:43,707 ? he lives and he trains and he fights ? 19 00:00:43,742 --> 00:00:45,107 ? with the Furious Five ? 20 00:00:45,142 --> 00:00:46,467 ? protect the valley, something, something ? 21 00:00:46,477 --> 00:00:48,147 ? something, something alive ? 22 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,687 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:49,722 --> 00:00:53,017 ? kung fu panda ? 24 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,154 ? legends of awesomeness ? 25 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,700 Sweet! 26 00:00:57,163 --> 00:01:01,369 [Flute music] 27 00:01:01,404 --> 00:01:03,973 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 28 00:01:06,658 --> 00:01:10,590 There it is, son, the really incredibly huge 29 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,620 and lengthy wall of China. 30 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:16,130 - Eh, needs a catchier name. - Mm, perhaps. 31 00:01:16,165 --> 00:01:18,700 But, it's kept our country safe for generations. 32 00:01:18,735 --> 00:01:21,300 [Rumbling] Then why is it breaking? 33 00:01:21,335 --> 00:01:22,313 What? 34 00:01:22,314 --> 00:01:24,270 [Stone cracking] 35 00:01:24,305 --> 00:01:27,100 [Growls] 36 00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:29,210 [Both scream] 37 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:34,310 [Pounding footsteps] 38 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,580 [Exhales sharply] 39 00:01:36,615 --> 00:01:40,020 Pardon me, gentle sir. Is this China? 40 00:01:40,055 --> 00:01:41,920 Uh, ye... yes. 41 00:01:41,955 --> 00:01:44,707 Brilliant! If you'd kindly tell me where I might 42 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:47,460 find the Dragon Warrior, I won't tear your arms off 43 00:01:47,495 --> 00:01:50,130 and beat you wonky with them. 44 00:01:50,165 --> 00:01:53,000 [Laughs nervously] Funny. "Wonky." 45 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:56,870 [Squeaks] 46 00:01:56,905 --> 00:01:59,770 The... The Jade Palace. That way. 47 00:01:59,805 --> 00:02:01,640 - Much obliged. - Unh! 48 00:02:01,675 --> 00:02:02,640 [Growls] 49 00:02:02,675 --> 00:02:04,570 [Whimpers] 50 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:08,780 [Slurping] 51 00:02:08,815 --> 00:02:12,350 Beware, Dragon Warrior. The hunt is afoot, 52 00:02:12,385 --> 00:02:16,650 and I, Kim the Invincible, am on your trail. 53 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:21,890 Great outdoors, here I come! 54 00:02:21,925 --> 00:02:24,160 Whoa, oh! 55 00:02:24,195 --> 00:02:27,460 I may have overpacked. [Grunts] 56 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:31,230 Dragon Warrior, uh, where are you going? 57 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,740 It's me and my dad's annual camping trip, Zeng. 58 00:02:33,775 --> 00:02:36,170 Kind of a father/son bonding thing. 59 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:39,310 Uh, I think Master Shifu has other plans for you. 60 00:02:39,345 --> 00:02:42,136 - Hi-yah! - Whoa... Oh! 61 00:02:42,171 --> 00:02:44,210 Hey, what's the big idea? 62 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,380 Have you forgotten? 63 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,250 We begin our laoshi training this weekend. 64 00:02:48,285 --> 00:02:51,690 Me, forget? No, I was... I was... Aah! 65 00:02:51,725 --> 00:02:54,420 [Grunting] 66 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:55,890 Ow! 67 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,760 Oh, I've so been looking forward to it. 68 00:02:57,795 --> 00:02:59,800 Laoshi training forms a special bond 69 00:02:59,835 --> 00:03:02,470 - between master and disciple. - Yeah. 70 00:03:02,505 --> 00:03:05,440 Uh, thing is, this weekend is kind of bad for me. 71 00:03:05,475 --> 00:03:07,292 Aah! Oh! 72 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:09,110 [Grunts] 73 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:12,240 [Laughs] Such a kidder. You know I sent the Five away 74 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:15,980 so we could have this time together, just the two of us. [laughs] 75 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:18,420 Just... I know, and I'm sorry, 76 00:03:18,455 --> 00:03:20,850 but this is the weekend my dad and I go camping. 77 00:03:20,885 --> 00:03:23,120 It's really important to him. 78 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:31,860 I'm very disappointed, Po, but I understand. 79 00:03:31,895 --> 00:03:34,360 Great. Thanks, Master Shifu. 80 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,830 Kind of in a hurry, so I'm gonna go and... 81 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,600 I realize it makes no difference that I trained you, 82 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:42,140 believed in you, and made you what you are today. 83 00:03:42,175 --> 00:03:45,610 Didn't I say "thank you" for that already? 84 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:47,680 I mean, I meant to, so, uh, 85 00:03:47,715 --> 00:03:50,210 - anyway, I gotta... - After all, you do have 86 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,880 a real father, and that's more important. 87 00:03:52,915 --> 00:03:57,557 Even though I've always thought of you as the son I never had. 88 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,360 But it's all right. I'll be fine. 89 00:04:03,395 --> 00:04:06,200 Here by myself, all weekend. Alone. 90 00:04:06,235 --> 00:04:10,570 - I'll be with you, Master Shifu. - So, so alone. 91 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:17,070 Right. Sorry. 92 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:23,050 See you in a few days! I-I guess. 93 00:04:23,085 --> 00:04:25,480 [Grunts] 94 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:29,490 [Grunting] 95 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:33,490 Come on, you stupid guilt-ridden legs! 96 00:04:33,525 --> 00:04:34,760 [Grunting] 97 00:04:34,795 --> 00:04:37,660 [Sighs] Oh. 98 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:41,517 Master Shifu... [sighs] would you maybe... 99 00:04:41,518 --> 00:04:45,670 but probably not... think about... 100 00:04:45,705 --> 00:04:48,740 - coming camping with us? - Really? 101 00:04:48,775 --> 00:04:50,010 Are you sure it's not an imposition? 102 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:53,240 - Uh, well, it kind of is. - I'd love to! 103 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,480 We can train in the great outdoors. I'll get the equipment. 104 00:04:56,515 --> 00:04:59,620 Oh, man. Dad's gonna kill me. 105 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:01,080 I'll be alone this weekend, too, 106 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:04,420 if you're looking for more company. 107 00:05:04,455 --> 00:05:06,760 See you when you get back. 108 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:10,360 Cooking gear, Chinese army knife, 109 00:05:10,395 --> 00:05:12,060 matching father/son candle hats. 110 00:05:12,095 --> 00:05:14,160 This is going to be the best weekend ever. 111 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:16,100 - Dad! - Po, at last! 112 00:05:16,135 --> 00:05:20,100 - Oh, are you as excited as I am? - [Chuckles] Am I. 113 00:05:20,110 --> 00:05:22,510 Just think, no more boring palace duties, 114 00:05:22,545 --> 00:05:25,880 no stuffy Furious Five and cranky old-face Shifu 115 00:05:25,915 --> 00:05:28,110 ordering you around like a big meat puppet. 116 00:05:28,145 --> 00:05:31,950 But the best part is that I'll have you all to myself, 117 00:05:31,985 --> 00:05:34,920 just devoted father, beloved son... 118 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:36,120 ? Camping, we're camping ? 119 00:05:36,155 --> 00:05:37,920 ? we're camp-camp-camp- camp-camping ? 120 00:05:37,955 --> 00:05:40,390 Hidey ho, campers. I'm all set. 121 00:05:40,425 --> 00:05:43,060 This is gonna be the best camping trip ever. 122 00:05:43,095 --> 00:05:46,800 But... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... but... 123 00:05:46,835 --> 00:05:48,000 I've got everything we need. 124 00:05:48,035 --> 00:05:50,700 Nunchuks, quarterstaffs, throwing stars, 125 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:55,240 and my favorite meditation... 126 00:05:55,275 --> 00:05:57,310 gong. 127 00:05:57,345 --> 00:06:02,610 [Gong chimes] 128 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:09,350 Ah, we'll be meditating for hours with this baby. 129 00:06:09,385 --> 00:06:11,150 But... but... but... but... but... 130 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,160 Oh, Mr. Ping, believe me, I didn't want to intrude, 131 00:06:14,195 --> 00:06:17,730 but when Po begged me to come along, I-I couldn't refuse. 132 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:20,630 - Uh, Po, may I speak to you? - Uhh! 133 00:06:20,665 --> 00:06:24,200 I guess our father/son camping trip isn't important to you. 134 00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:27,052 It is, Dad, and so are you, but I forgot I had 135 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,870 special training with Master Shifu this weekend. 136 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:31,270 He was really disappointed. 137 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,380 Not as disappointed as he's gonna be. 138 00:06:33,415 --> 00:06:36,850 Dad, look, Shifu is cranky and bossy and has terrible tea breath, 139 00:06:36,885 --> 00:06:39,550 but we can't leave him alone this weekend. 140 00:06:39,585 --> 00:06:42,020 It'll break his furry little heart. 141 00:06:42,055 --> 00:06:45,590 ? Camping, camping, camp-camp-camp-camp-camping ? 142 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:49,990 [Humming] 143 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,660 [Sighs] 144 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:58,000 It will be a pleasure to have you along, Shifu. 145 00:06:58,035 --> 00:06:59,300 Thank you, Mr. Ping. 146 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,400 - Here, this is for you. - Oh! 147 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:04,540 A whole weekend of kung fu and intense physical training. 148 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:07,440 What could be better? 149 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:10,880 ? Camping, camping, camp-camp-camp-camp-camping ? 150 00:07:10,915 --> 00:07:12,580 Don't you feel good about yourself? 151 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:14,780 You're lucky I can't lift this thing. 152 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:22,830 [Knock at door] Back so soon? 153 00:07:22,865 --> 00:07:23,697 [Humming] 154 00:07:23,698 --> 00:07:25,460 - Hyah! - Aah! 155 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:34,040 Greetings! I am Kim the Invincible. 156 00:07:34,075 --> 00:07:39,010 Ow! Oh! Oh, you... help, please. 157 00:07:39,045 --> 00:07:41,280 [Grunting] 158 00:07:41,315 --> 00:07:43,550 [Groaning] Whoa! 159 00:07:43,585 --> 00:07:46,950 I come to the Jade Palace looking for the Dragon Warrior. 160 00:07:46,985 --> 00:07:49,590 [Gulps] Drag... Dragon Warrior? 161 00:07:49,625 --> 00:07:53,190 Who...you must have the wrong kung fu palace 162 00:07:53,225 --> 00:07:55,530 built on a mountain of jade deposits. 163 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,670 Aah! 164 00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:07,300 It has been my life's work to seek out and destroy 165 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:09,270 the world's greatest fighters, 166 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:12,510 and now it is the Dragon Warrior's turn. 167 00:08:12,545 --> 00:08:15,950 - So, where is he? - [Weakly] I'll never tell. 168 00:08:15,985 --> 00:08:17,950 Never! [Grunts] 169 00:08:17,985 --> 00:08:20,320 Darn the luck. Well, I guess... 170 00:08:20,355 --> 00:08:22,450 Aah! Unh. 171 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:23,890 Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk! 172 00:08:23,925 --> 00:08:26,060 The Dragon Warrior is camping in the North Woods. 173 00:08:26,095 --> 00:08:30,530 - Now, please, just leave me alone! - Gladly. 174 00:08:30,565 --> 00:08:34,060 [Pounding footsteps] 175 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:36,600 [Grunts] Unh! 176 00:08:36,635 --> 00:08:39,700 Oh, why do you hate doors? 177 00:08:39,735 --> 00:08:44,357 Before this day is out, the bones of China's greatest champion 178 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:48,980 will be ground to dust beneath my heel. 179 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,420 [Pounding footsteps] [trees cracking] 180 00:08:55,455 --> 00:08:56,420 [Crack] 181 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:01,420 [Sniffing] 182 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:07,990 Panda fur. My enemy is nigh. 183 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,400 ? Camping, camping, camp-camp-camp-camp ? 184 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:12,100 ? camp-camp-camp-camp-camping ? 185 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,670 ? camping, camping, camp-camp-camp-camp ? 186 00:09:14,705 --> 00:09:18,270 ? camp-camp-camp-camp- camp-camp-camp-camp-camping ? 187 00:09:18,305 --> 00:09:19,970 Does he have to keep singing like that? 188 00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:22,840 - He's scaring the forest. - He's happy, Dad. 189 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,010 That makes one of us. 190 00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:28,880 Uh-oh. Rock slide. Fortunately, I know a shortcut. 191 00:09:28,915 --> 00:09:32,350 - Follow me, Po. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 192 00:09:32,385 --> 00:09:35,790 The camp site's right over that hill. Follow me, Po. 193 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,430 Actually, that would take us the long way around. It's this way, Po. 194 00:09:39,465 --> 00:09:42,330 Shifu, you're a wise master, but I've been hiking 195 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,400 these woods for years! Come, Po. 196 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:46,600 Mr. Ping, you're a respectable merchant, 197 00:09:46,635 --> 00:09:48,740 but I've never led your son astray. 198 00:09:48,775 --> 00:09:50,940 - This way, Po. - Po, listen to your father. 199 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:53,510 - Po, trust your teacher. - Uh, mm. 200 00:09:53,545 --> 00:09:57,940 [Chuckles] I just... Ow... ah... Owie... Aah! 201 00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,250 [Snorts] 202 00:09:59,285 --> 00:10:01,450 It is he. How fortuitous. 203 00:10:01,485 --> 00:10:04,720 I do so hope he bruises easily. 204 00:10:04,755 --> 00:10:06,520 - Follow me. - No, come this way, Po. 205 00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:10,760 Guys, come on! Look, there's no need to argue. 206 00:10:10,795 --> 00:10:12,530 I'll just clear the rocks off the trail. 207 00:10:12,565 --> 00:10:15,033 - I wouldn't do that! - Yes, maybe you'd better... 208 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:17,030 [Rumbling] All: Oh! 209 00:10:20,070 --> 00:10:21,093 [Rumbling] 210 00:10:21,094 --> 00:10:23,140 Unfortunate turn. 211 00:10:23,175 --> 00:10:24,270 Unh! 212 00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:27,540 [Coughing] [laughs] 213 00:10:27,575 --> 00:10:29,480 Cleared the path. 214 00:10:31,450 --> 00:10:33,350 [Hammering] 215 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:36,480 Psst, Po. Let's get in a quick truffle hunt 216 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:38,620 before you-know-who butts in. 217 00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:41,890 Mm, I does love me some truffles! 218 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:45,460 Sorry, Mr. Ping, but Po needs to begin his laoshi training. 219 00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:48,260 I also does love me some hitting stuff! 220 00:10:48,295 --> 00:10:50,760 Shifu, Po and I always go truffle hunting. 221 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:52,870 But Po and I have a training schedule to meet. 222 00:10:52,905 --> 00:10:54,000 - Truffle hunt. - Training. 223 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:55,130 - Truffle! - Training! 224 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:58,400 Guys, guys, guys, guys, come on! Please! 225 00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:02,480 May I speak to each of you, privately? 226 00:11:02,515 --> 00:11:05,810 Sorry, Dad, Shifu is a total control freak. 227 00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:07,780 You start hunting, I'll humor him a bit 228 00:11:07,815 --> 00:11:09,650 and then I'll join you. [Scoffs] 229 00:11:09,685 --> 00:11:12,650 You're right. He does have tea breath. 230 00:11:12,685 --> 00:11:16,890 Sorry, my dad has these dumb, you know, pointless traditions. 231 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:19,390 What are truffles, anyway? I mean, does anyone know? 232 00:11:19,425 --> 00:11:22,330 Yes. Let's begin. 233 00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,160 Hyah! 234 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:26,100 "Po, I need your help!" 235 00:11:26,135 --> 00:11:28,470 Oh, hey, that's my dad. 236 00:11:28,505 --> 00:11:33,510 I'd... he falls into... ditches. Such a klutz. 237 00:11:33,545 --> 00:11:36,271 Be right back! 238 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:39,380 Perfect timing, son. Look! 239 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,310 It's the mother-truffle-lode! 240 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:45,050 Ooh, forget that silly training and dig, dig! 241 00:11:45,085 --> 00:11:50,646 I, uh, better get us a bigger basket. Be right back! 242 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:52,930 - Where's your focus, Po? - Hyah! 243 00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:54,690 Concentration is essential to... 244 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:58,330 Wait, wait, I wanted to show you my new nunchuks. 245 00:11:58,365 --> 00:11:59,630 Be right back! 246 00:11:59,665 --> 00:12:02,170 Help! This one's putting up a fight. 247 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:05,240 Way to show the truffle who's boss, Dad. Be right back. 248 00:12:05,275 --> 00:12:06,470 Be right back! 249 00:12:06,505 --> 00:12:08,540 Training time! Be right back! 250 00:12:08,575 --> 00:12:10,210 Truffle time! Be right back! 251 00:12:10,245 --> 00:12:14,310 Ooh, quick, boil these up while they're fresh. 252 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,480 Hmm. 253 00:12:15,515 --> 00:12:16,920 - Attack mode! - Aah! 254 00:12:16,955 --> 00:12:18,850 [Muffled] Unh! 255 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,920 - Ooh! - Unh! 256 00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:23,390 [Growls] 257 00:12:23,425 --> 00:12:24,920 [Heavy thud] 258 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,360 [Panting] 259 00:12:27,395 --> 00:12:29,600 Let's take a short break, shall we? 260 00:12:29,635 --> 00:12:32,200 [Groans] 261 00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:35,000 [Pounding footsteps] 262 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,510 Oh. Ah. 263 00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:46,350 Oh, Poor Po. This truffle soup will fix you right up. 264 00:12:46,385 --> 00:12:50,650 Here, son. I made it with love, sweat, and fungus. 265 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:52,120 Mmm. Huh? 266 00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:54,090 I'm sorry. No soup tonight. 267 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:56,820 - What? What, what, what? - Po's in training. 268 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:59,334 He has to eat this special power cake I brought. 269 00:12:59,369 --> 00:13:00,030 Ah. 270 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,600 I always make Po truffle soup when we camp. 271 00:13:02,635 --> 00:13:04,830 It's a time-honored family tradition. 272 00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:07,270 But this cake is made with sulfuric compounds 273 00:13:07,305 --> 00:13:09,270 to promote stamina. Much healthier. 274 00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:11,300 - Ah... - Po needs soup! 275 00:13:11,310 --> 00:13:13,910 It looks like he's had more than enough of your cooking. 276 00:13:13,945 --> 00:13:15,310 He needs to keep up his strength 277 00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,180 because you boss him around all day! 278 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:20,750 Guys, please! I'm sure they're both good, see? 279 00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:22,320 - Mm. - Po, no! 280 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,550 [Bubbling, rumbling] 281 00:13:24,585 --> 00:13:28,960 The sulfur in the cake is volatile when mixed with hot water. 282 00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:30,860 Oh, well. No harm done. 283 00:13:30,895 --> 00:13:33,860 - Wait for it. - My soup! 284 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,230 Po was right about you. 285 00:13:38,265 --> 00:13:41,570 You are bossy, angry, and bitter! 286 00:13:41,605 --> 00:13:43,370 Po would never say that about me. 287 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,610 [Scoffs] Right. You're not angry. 288 00:13:45,645 --> 00:13:47,410 But Po was right about your boring, 289 00:13:47,445 --> 00:13:51,040 - pointless camping traditions. - Uh, pointlessly awesome. 290 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,980 Po, I-I thought you loved camping with me. 291 00:13:54,015 --> 00:13:55,980 Do you really find me angry and bitter? 292 00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:58,920 So uncomfortable right now! 293 00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:00,950 You turned my son against me. 294 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,290 You've always been jealous of how Po looks up to me. 295 00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:06,360 - Son-turner-againster! - Jealous noodle jockey! 296 00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:08,030 - You're a meddler! - Take that back! 297 00:14:08,065 --> 00:14:10,460 - It's called personal space. - Oh, you're a silly person. 298 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,370 - Same to you. - That's it! 299 00:14:12,405 --> 00:14:14,970 I've had it with the both of you! [Gasps] 300 00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:20,110 [Shouting gibberish] 301 00:14:20,145 --> 00:14:22,510 [Breathing heavily] 302 00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:25,010 Look, I love you both. 303 00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:27,510 But it's impossible to make either of you happy 304 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,220 without hurting the other one! So I'm not gonna try. 305 00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:34,450 - Po, where are you going? - To be by myself. 306 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:37,360 Everyone's miserable around here, including me. 307 00:14:37,395 --> 00:14:42,160 - Po! - He also said you had tea breath. 308 00:14:42,595 --> 00:14:44,730 Oh, fathers are crazy! 309 00:14:44,765 --> 00:14:47,530 And so are father figures! [Sighs] 310 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:49,400 There's no way to understand them. 311 00:14:49,435 --> 00:14:52,910 Understanding, they say, is the beginning of wisdom. 312 00:14:55,380 --> 00:15:00,010 And you're about to receive an education... in pain! 313 00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:01,980 Raah! [Gasps] 314 00:15:03,650 --> 00:15:05,850 - Raah! - Ah! Wah! 315 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,820 Wassah! [Roars] 316 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:14,130 Uh, excuse me. Do I know you? 317 00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:18,730 Oh, how rude of me. I am Kim the Invincible! 318 00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:20,570 We'll see about that, fella. 319 00:15:20,605 --> 00:15:23,370 Time for you to grab a seat on the pain train! 320 00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:26,140 Hwah! 321 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,310 Okay, that hurt. 322 00:15:31,345 --> 00:15:33,180 Unh! Ah! 323 00:15:33,215 --> 00:15:37,080 Hence the appellation, "invincible." 324 00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:39,390 [Shouting, grunting] 325 00:15:40,590 --> 00:15:41,850 Hya! [Ting] 326 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,360 [Grunts] Hyah! 327 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,300 Whoa. 328 00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:54,170 [Grunts] Ooh! 329 00:15:54,205 --> 00:15:58,200 Time to bid adieu, body parts. [Grunting] 330 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:01,970 But first, I shall do to you what I do to all of my 331 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,280 soon-to-be-mangled prey. 332 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:07,980 - Is it worse than the mangling? - It's better. 333 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:11,550 I'm going to give you an up close look at... 334 00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:14,150 my body art! 335 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,490 [Scoffs] You always wanted Po for yourself. 336 00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:17,660 That's why you keep him cooped up 337 00:16:17,695 --> 00:16:20,360 - in your fancy shmancy palace. - Please. 338 00:16:20,395 --> 00:16:21,860 You're always calling him in to work 339 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:25,930 at that filthy, run-down noodle shop. [Gasps] 340 00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:29,470 You insult my noodle shop? That's it! 341 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:32,310 - It's go time, baby. - Back off, Ping. 342 00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:33,310 I have no wish to... 343 00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:36,410 [yelling] Nooo! 344 00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:39,250 Imposing, aren't they? 345 00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:43,820 I get one for each poor wretch I annihilate. 346 00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:47,690 Like the lion warrior I eviscerated in lower Zambia. 347 00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:51,090 Or the plucky spider monkey whom I brained 348 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,160 in the sultry jungles of Borneo. 349 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:58,660 Soon, I was covered with mementos of my fallen enemies. 350 00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:02,340 But one spot I left blank! 351 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:06,640 And that spot is for you, the Dragon Warrior, 352 00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:09,210 the greatest prize of all. 353 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,540 And the foe whom I shall make suffer 354 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:14,450 more than all the others combined! 355 00:17:14,485 --> 00:17:16,992 It's an honor? 356 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,520 Po's been captured by some inky hippo. 357 00:17:20,555 --> 00:17:22,360 - We've got to help him. - Wait. 358 00:17:22,395 --> 00:17:24,560 That's Kim, the Invincible. 359 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,690 A physical attack would be useless. 360 00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:30,700 I suppose you've got a better idea, huh, smart guy? 361 00:17:30,735 --> 00:17:32,230 I might. 362 00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:33,970 Time for your particularly 363 00:17:34,005 --> 00:17:36,670 excruciating demise, Dragon Warrior. 364 00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:39,670 [Grunts] I'm warning you, Kim. It'll take more than tattoos 365 00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:42,480 and fancy talking words to destroy me! 366 00:17:42,515 --> 00:17:45,610 Oh? What if I crushed your head with this rock? 367 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:46,650 Ding dong. 368 00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:49,580 Howdy, neighbor. 369 00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:51,250 [Gasps] Be careful! 370 00:17:51,285 --> 00:17:54,550 We were just camping nearby and were just about to eat 371 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,390 this delicious soup I made. 372 00:17:57,425 --> 00:18:00,224 Care for some? 373 00:18:00,365 --> 00:18:03,260 Sulfur cake, hot water. Awesome! 374 00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:06,200 Quiet, you! I am a bit peckish. 375 00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:13,210 Wait, try adding this spicy herb cake. 376 00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:15,570 Then the soup won't taste so bitter. 377 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,480 - My soup is not bitter. - Uh-oh. 378 00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:21,810 But, old friend, remember my idea for a special soup? 379 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,320 - Actually, it was my idea. - No, it wasn't! 380 00:18:24,355 --> 00:18:25,580 - Yes, it was. - No, it wasn't. 381 00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:26,620 - Was! - It was not. 382 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:27,690 - Was. - No, wrong. 383 00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:28,690 Yeah, it was! 384 00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:29,991 Aah! 385 00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,809 [Grunting, fighting] 386 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:36,900 [Roars] 387 00:18:36,935 --> 00:18:41,172 You blighters will pay for that faux pas with your lives! 388 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,100 Not quite! 389 00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:45,000 [Roars] Unh! 390 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:48,940 - I'll take it from here, guys. - Oh, will you now? 391 00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:54,750 Yow! Unh! 392 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:57,480 [Gasps] 393 00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,390 [Grunts] 394 00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:01,890 Oh, unh! Not good, not good! 395 00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:03,960 Ouchie, mama! Unh! 396 00:19:03,995 --> 00:19:06,909 Aah, ow! Aah! 397 00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:09,360 [Grunting] 398 00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:11,530 Whoa, whoa, oh, oh! 399 00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:15,940 [Po screaming] 400 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:17,540 Unh! Ohh. 401 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,910 Eeh! Ow! Ooh! 402 00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,780 Aah, unh! 403 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:28,810 Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh! Ow! 404 00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:31,350 Ohh. 405 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:40,230 [Chuckles wickedly] 406 00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:43,830 [Screaming] [Laughing] 407 00:19:43,865 --> 00:19:47,130 Aah! 408 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,700 Ping! Grab the chain and do 409 00:19:48,735 --> 00:19:51,840 - the exact opposite of what I do. - Shouldn't be a problem. 410 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:57,480 What are you doing? 411 00:19:57,515 --> 00:19:59,150 Stop that! 412 00:20:08,820 --> 00:20:11,920 [Roars] 413 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:19,930 You dare delay Kim the Invincible from crushing his quarry? 414 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:23,140 Your pitiful ruse ends now. 415 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:31,740 [Roaring] 416 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,980 Fire in the hippo! 417 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,510 [Gags] 418 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:39,150 Fools! As previously stated, 419 00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:42,150 nothing can pierce my impenetrable hide! 420 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,490 Yeah, but what about your extremely penetrable tummy? 421 00:20:45,525 --> 00:20:46,960 [Rumbling] 422 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,660 [Boom] 423 00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:50,430 [Smoke hisses] 424 00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:52,130 I don't feel well at all. 425 00:20:52,165 --> 00:20:54,630 You're about to feel a whole lot worse! 426 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,240 Shakabooey! 427 00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:57,440 [Boom!] 428 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,010 [Belches] 429 00:21:05,045 --> 00:21:08,880 - Nice work, partner. - Couldn't have done it without you. 430 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,850 All: # Camping, camp-camp camp-camp-camping # 431 00:21:12,885 --> 00:21:16,720 ? camping, camping, camp-camp camp-camp-camping ? 432 00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:18,690 I'm so glad you guys were able to work through 433 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,960 your disturbing father issues. 434 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,560 We realized that we have one big thing in common. 435 00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:28,730 We both love you, Po. Very much. 436 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:33,640 And now that we understand each other, 437 00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:35,880 I'm really looking forward to next year's camping trip. 438 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:37,440 Not gonna happen, whiskers. 439 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:41,550 Yeah, I'll be busy next year. Later. 440 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:44,020 [Sighs] Alone again. 441 00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:46,720 Master Shifu! Great to see you back! 442 00:21:46,755 --> 00:21:49,156 So, so alone. 443 00:21:50,321 --> 00:21:53,598 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~