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Wa-cha! Hiyah!
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Male announcer: And now
Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:
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Legends of Awesomeness.
[Grunts]
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[gong rings]
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? Hear the legends
of the kung fu panda ?
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[Scatting]
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? Raised in a noodle shop ?
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? never seeking glory or fame ?
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? he climbed the mountaintop ?
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? and earned the Dragon Warrior name ?
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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? kung fu panda ?
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[Scatting]
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? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?
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? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?
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? kung fu panda ?
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[Scatting]
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? he lives and he trains and he fights ?
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? with the Furious Five ?
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? protect the valley,
something, something ?
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? something, something alive ?
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Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
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? kung fu panda ?
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? legends of awesomeness ?
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Sweet!
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[Pan flute]
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[Kung fu shouting]
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Wah!
[Grunts]
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[Groans]
Okay. Whoo.
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Shifu, I got back that mystical
shmageggy that Hundun stole from us.
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- I think it's a belt maybe?
- [Sighs] Put it with the others.
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- Po, I...
- How come we keep so many of these
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magic thingies around anyway?
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- Po, I need...
- I mean, they keep causing trouble
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and we never really
use 'em for anything.
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Po, I need you to track down
the Crocodile Bandits immediately.
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Aw, I just got back and
I haven't eaten since... okay,
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I just ate a little something
right before I came in here,
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but I just got back.
Why can't one of them go?
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- Allergies.
- Head cold.
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- Too sweaty.
- Seniority.
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Don't wanna.
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You'll go because I said so.
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The crocs have kidnapped
Baron Hsieh's child.
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- You need to find them at once.
- [Sighs] Okay.
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But when I'm the boss,
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everyone's gonna get a
break between assignments.
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When you're the boss?
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[Laughter]
Yeah.
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What's "hehehehe" supposed to mean?
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Oh, Po, we've been through this.
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You're not really a...
leadership kind of guy.
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- And you are?
- Yes.
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How do you know you're a leader?
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Because you're going to do
what I told you to do!
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Well, only 'cause I want to.
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[Yelps]
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You don't wanna be the boss.
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You'd have to give up
being part of the team.
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- We need you, Po.
- Yeah, if we don't put something heavy
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like you on one side of the barracks,
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the whole thing tips
over in high winds like,
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whee-ooh, boom!
Right? [Laughter]
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They don't think I could
be the boss of anything.
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I could be the bossiest boss ever.
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Some day I'll show them.
I'll show them all!
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Ugh, okay.
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[Music]
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[Yelps]
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[Grunts]
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Darn it, Gah-ri.
We gotta be careful with this thing.
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[Bones snap]
[whimpers]
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We don't want the
little guy to get hurt.
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- Wa-tah!
- Uh-oh.
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Yah!
[Grunts]
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So it's true.
You abducted Baron Hsieh's kid.
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- Um, sort of.
- What do you mean, "sort of"?
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Baron Hsieh?
He's a hawk.
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You took his kid.
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Come on out little fella.
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Whoa, the kid's young.
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[Roars]
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[Yelps]
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[Groans]
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[Grunts]
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[Whimpers]
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[Gasping]
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Ha!
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[Relieved sighing]
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[Screams]
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[Roars]
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[Groans]
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Solid impact.
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[Chuckles]
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Nice catch.
[Gasping]
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[Sighs]
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[Cracking noises]
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Hey, there.
How you doing?
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Ah! Ah!
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Yeah, no.
That's great.
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Yeah, just fly home.
Don't worry about us.
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Oh, darn it!
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We were this close to ransoming
that egg... kid... guy.
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Now we got nothing!
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Come on, back to the hideout.
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You mean your mom's basement?
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Which I call the hideout!
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Uh, guys, I think the
puffin's really hurt.
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'Course he is.
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Those who defy the
will of the Croc Bandits
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must pay the...
Ooh, wow. He really is hurt.
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[Grumbles]
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Put him in the thing.
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[Groans]
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You think he's gonna
be mad when he wakes up?
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[Groans]
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- Don't freak out!
- Okay.
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Wait, you're not mad?
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- Who's not mad?
- You.
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- You who?
- Yoo-hoo to you too, dude. [chuckles]
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No, I mean who's you?
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Who's... who... who am I?
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Wait. You... You don't
remember who you are?
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- No, sir, I do not.
- You're Po and you're the Dra...
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You're Po and you're... one of us.
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I'm a crocodile?
A furry black and white crocodile?
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Uh, yes.
Um, let me help you up.
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You're the rarest kind.
[Chuckles]
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And we are all bandits.
All of us.
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Like, all of us together... yeah.
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I don't feel all that bandit-y.
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Oh, trust me.
You, sir, are a top bandit.
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Top?
Like I'm the boss?
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Du... No... wait.
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Um... um, hmm.
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Uh, you know... sure.
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But, like, I'm your trusted advisor.
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- I mean, you listen to me a lot.
- Whoa!
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You know what,
yeah, you are the boss.
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I'm getting mixed messages.
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[Chuckles] In that case,
let's go steal... things!
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Abaci!
Get your abaci here!
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Abaci!
Get your abaci!
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So I just take that guy's money
and don't give him anything?
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It doesn't really sound fair.
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It's not fair.
That's what stealing is.
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Break a leg, buddy.
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Abaci!
Get your abaci here!
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- Oh, hey, Po.
- Aha! You recognize Po,
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leader of the fearsome
Crocodile Bandits!
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Huh?
[Laughs]
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Crocodile Ba...
[laughs]
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Oof!
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[Groans]
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Wow.
I rock at this.
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- What's happening?
- Po is robbing that guy.
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- That's not the Po I know.
- I can't believe it. [Yelps]
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Didn't he already
have an evil twin before?
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That was awesome!
You are the best, buddy.
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- You really think so?
- Totally.
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Let's try that a couple more times
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to make sure you have the hang of it.
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Wa-tah!
[Music]
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[Yelps]
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[Chokes]
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[Punching noises]
Hey!
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Excuse me!
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[Whimpers]
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[Screams]
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[Angry murmurs]
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[Laughs]
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I love stealin'.
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[Angry murmurs]
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What is going on here?
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- He took all my abaci!
- He stole my favorite h...
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Wait till I get my hands on him!
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Po did all this?
There must be some explanation.
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He was with the Croc Bandits.
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They were calling him their boss.
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[Sighs]
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Spread out and find him at once.
Try not to hurt him.
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Try hard or just... sort of try?
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[Sighs]
Okay.
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You're fantastic, boss.
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- You may be the greatest bandit ever.
- Oh, stop.
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And you're the best
trustedest advisorest ever.
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Aw, fist bump.
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Boom. Makin' it rain.
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[Chuckles]
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Why does this place smell familiar?
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Uh, because it's so successful?
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Awesome! Let's rob it.
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We gotta keep him away from stuff
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that might bring back his memory.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
boss, hold on a second.
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About Mr. Ping's noodle shop,
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we got this agreement with him, right?
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Um, if we don't rob him
he gives us free noodles.
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So, I don't know.
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- Wanna give up the noodles or...
- Po!
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[Frustrated grunts]
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Come with us, Po.
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Wait a sec.
I feel like I know these guys.
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Of course you do.
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They're like your sworn
and mortal enemies.
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That's it.
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[Roars]
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[Roars]
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[Groaning]
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Po, we're here to help you.
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You can help by kissing my fist!
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With your mouth... parts!
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Wa-tah!
[Groans]
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Let's get out of here.
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Next time I won't go so easy on you.
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Guys, this is amazing!
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We just have to make sure Po
doesn't get his memory back
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and we'll be the greatest
bandits in history.
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But, uh, don't... don't you feel bad
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that we're kinda
taking advantage of him?
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Darn it, Gah-ri!
We're supposed to do bad stuff.
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That's why we're called bad... nits.
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Anyway, don't feel bad about it.
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- I don't feel bad about it at all.
- Mmm.
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Fung, your mom makes
the best honey cakes!
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- You didn't leave us any?
- Nah. Mmm.
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So, guys, I've decided
we're gonna head back
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to the village and rob that noodle shop.
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But we can't rob Mr. Ping.
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- He's your fa...
- ...vorite cook! Remember?
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I told you we have the arrangement.
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I'm the boss and I say
that there's a new arrangement
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- where we rob that shop.
- But...
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- End of story.
- That's a good story.
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Got a couple of notes.
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So Po has lost his memory
and he thinks he's a...
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A Crocodile Bandit.
[sighs]
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For the good of the Valley of Peace,
we have to stop him.
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Find Po, hit him hard, hit
him fast, bring him down.
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Dreams do come true.
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[Gasps]
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All noodles half price
for the next 15 minutes.
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With special seasoning.
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[Gasping]
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What's going on here?
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[Gasping]
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Okay, party people, prepare
to be robbed most bodaciously!
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Very funny, Po.
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Come into the kitchen and help
me with my special noodles.
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The secret ingredient is floor.
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[Groans]
Hand over your money.
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- Don't make me get all kung fuey on you.
- What? [Gasps]
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There's no time for chit-chat, boss.
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Um, let's just, you know, stay
focused on the task at hand.
256
00:12:58,025 --> 00:13:00,150
[Money jingles]
[Giggles]
257
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,230
[Gasps]
Have you lost your mind, Po?
258
00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:07,440
You seem familiar.
259
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:11,130
Of course I'm familiar.
I'm your father.
260
00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,470
[Gasps]
261
00:13:12,505 --> 00:13:13,970
[Laughs]
262
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,710
Yeah, right.
263
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:18,750
How can you possibly be my
dad when you're a goose...
264
00:13:18,785 --> 00:13:21,250
- Well...
- And I'm a crocodile?
265
00:13:21,285 --> 00:13:24,236
That's crazy, right?
Am I right?
266
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,950
- Hang on.
- Uh, I got this guy, boss.
267
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,430
Um, why don't you grab some loot?
268
00:13:32,465 --> 00:13:34,000
[Muffled scream]
269
00:13:34,035 --> 00:13:36,600
Yeah, okay.
270
00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:39,300
Hey, look what I found.
A whole lot of cool stuff.
271
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,700
- Look.
- Hey, those are Po's action figures.
272
00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:45,330
Hey, what you got there?
273
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:47,540
Um, you know,
knickknacks, tchotchkes,
274
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:49,010
doo-dads,
bric-a-brac, floogoos.
275
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,880
I'm just... [snorts]
276
00:13:50,915 --> 00:13:52,450
[Ceramics shatter]
277
00:13:52,485 --> 00:13:55,180
- Okay, time to go.
- But the loot!
278
00:13:55,215 --> 00:13:57,380
Oh, we got plenty.
Let's go, go, go.
279
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,490
- There he is.
- Don't let him get away.
280
00:13:59,525 --> 00:14:01,790
Po, you get back
here at once, young man!
281
00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:03,060
You're grounded.
282
00:14:03,095 --> 00:14:08,920
You are grounded!
Po...
283
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:13,570
Looks like we got about
30 yuan and some noodles.
284
00:14:13,571 --> 00:14:14,973
[Slurps]
285
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,070
These taste funny.
286
00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:20,310
This is pathetic.
We need a big heist!
287
00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:22,180
Something really spectacular.
288
00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:25,010
If I'm the leader, I'm gonna
lead us to greatness, right?
289
00:14:25,045 --> 00:14:27,980
- Um...
- I got it.
290
00:14:28,015 --> 00:14:30,820
What's that, uh... that big fancy place
on top of that mountain?
291
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:33,350
Wha... you mean the Jade Palace?
292
00:14:33,385 --> 00:14:36,820
Yeah!
We're gonna rob the Jade Palace.
293
00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:37,990
[Gasping]
294
00:14:38,025 --> 00:14:39,260
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
295
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,460
[Chuckles]
296
00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:42,930
Let's dial this back a little, you know?
297
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,670
- I don't think we wanna...
- Darn it, guys!
298
00:14:45,705 --> 00:14:47,170
[Gasps]
299
00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:49,170
You're gonna do
what I told you to do.
300
00:14:49,205 --> 00:14:53,110
And I say we're gonna rob
that palace's brains out.
301
00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:57,050
And if anyone gets in
our way, we crush them!
302
00:14:57,085 --> 00:15:01,480
Crush, crush, squishy, squishy, crush.
303
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:07,491
[Pants]
Stairs.
304
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:12,190
? Hear the legend of
the Crocodile Bandits ?
305
00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:15,090
[Scatting]
306
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,970
Come on, sing!
307
00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:21,000
All: # hear the lesson of the...
[mumbling] #
308
00:15:21,035 --> 00:15:24,140
Would you guys at least try?
We're a team.
309
00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,570
No, Mr. Bossy boots.
310
00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:27,930
We're a team, you're the boss.
311
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:32,040
Fine.
I am the bandit king!
312
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,950
That's what I'm thinking
of calling myself now.
313
00:15:33,985 --> 00:15:34,950
What do you think?
314
00:15:34,985 --> 00:15:37,720
- I wanna go home.
- No way!
315
00:15:37,755 --> 00:15:39,220
We're going straight to the top.
316
00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:43,060
Once the bandit king destroys
these Jade Palace guys,
317
00:15:43,095 --> 00:15:44,590
who's gonna stop us?
318
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:49,344
Uh, what do you mean
when you said, "destroy"?
319
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:52,230
Wa-tah!
320
00:15:53,265 --> 00:15:57,940
- Destroy.
- Gah.
321
00:15:57,975 --> 00:16:00,440
Kyah!
322
00:16:00,475 --> 00:16:02,440
Okay, archenemies.
323
00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:06,270
We are here to croc your world!
324
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,350
Oh, my gosh.
"Croc your world"?
325
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,890
That's so great!
326
00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:12,820
I can't believe we haven't
been saying that for years.
327
00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:14,820
Croc your world!
Gonna croc your world!
328
00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:17,880
Please don't ruin it
like you ruin everything.
329
00:16:17,890 --> 00:16:23,060
Yoo-hoo, the bandit king
wants to do some punchy punch.
330
00:16:23,095 --> 00:16:25,690
Where is everybody?
331
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,270
They're all out looking for you.
332
00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:31,570
I just gotta fight one
funny-looking old guy
333
00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:33,230
with a point nose and a mustache
334
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,010
that looks like yesterday's noodles?
This is gonna be easy.
335
00:16:37,045 --> 00:16:41,020
If you believe that, you really
have forgotten everything.
336
00:16:41,055 --> 00:16:46,860
Uh, should I be worried about...
Agh!
337
00:16:46,895 --> 00:16:49,720
[Pants]
338
00:16:51,224 --> 00:16:52,964
[Roars]
339
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:56,068
[Music]
340
00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,900
- You got this, buddy.
- Croc his world.
341
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,100
Croc his world!
342
00:17:01,135 --> 00:17:06,040
[Grunting]
343
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,710
[Excited panting]
344
00:17:11,745 --> 00:17:14,670
Kyah!
345
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:19,190
[Ghostly moaning]
346
00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:24,630
Po, I know you don't remember me,
but you have to try.
347
00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:28,560
[Growls]
348
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,970
[Groans]
349
00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:38,310
[Strained grunting]
350
00:17:38,345 --> 00:17:40,480
I don't want to hurt you.
351
00:17:40,515 --> 00:17:43,280
Then this is your lucky day.
352
00:17:43,315 --> 00:17:46,210
[Groans]
353
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,451
Wha?
354
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:04,370
Stop it, guy!
I lied, okay?
355
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:06,030
You're not a bandit.
356
00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:09,260
You're the Dragon Warrior and
we're, like, enemies and junk
357
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:11,140
and that's how it's supposed to be
358
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:14,940
and this is all just
wrong, wrong, wrong!
359
00:18:14,975 --> 00:18:16,170
[Sighs]
360
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,380
I should have known.
361
00:18:18,415 --> 00:18:19,980
You wanna be the boss!
362
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,850
- Um...
- You're trying to trick me
363
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:25,090
- into thinking I'm good!
- Hold it right there.
364
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:29,020
Oh, thank gosh you guys are here.
365
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,100
Whoa. Unexpected.
366
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:37,030
Crocs, attack!
367
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:43,170
[Sighs] Fine.
368
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:47,610
Then I order myself to
kick these guys' butts.
369
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,270
[Groaning]
370
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,550
You think you can stop me?
371
00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:57,490
No. One. Can.
Stop. Me!
372
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:11,161
[Groans]
[Music]
373
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,200
It's over, old man.
374
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,610
There's only one boss
around here and it's me.
375
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,620
Look in that box.
376
00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:38,830
- Dolls?
- Not dolls.
377
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:41,760
Action figures.
378
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:55,733
I am the Dragon Warrior.
379
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,580
Oh, my gosh!
Shifu, what happened to you?
380
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:03,080
Well, you just beat
the heck out of me.
381
00:20:03,115 --> 00:20:07,720
- [Scoffs] Yeah, right.
- Wait, you don't remember anything?
382
00:20:07,755 --> 00:20:10,960
About how we were friends
and then you went all nuts
383
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,690
and I kinda saved the day?
384
00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:15,620
[Gasps] I do remember...
385
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:19,270
that you're mom makes
awesome honey cakes!
386
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,200
Right. I give up.
387
00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:24,700
So get up and take us to prison.
[Groans]
388
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:25,970
Nah, you know what?
Just forget it.
389
00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,500
We'll take ourselves.
390
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:30,410
Oh, Fungy, you're just gonna give up?
391
00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:33,250
Can't you see we're
not cut out to be bandits?
392
00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:35,150
I mean, we've been doing this for years
393
00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:37,320
and our hideout is
still my mom's basement.
394
00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:40,790
Gah. You know what,
it's time we go straight.
395
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:41,890
[Gasping]
396
00:20:41,925 --> 00:20:45,537
Right after we do our time in prison.
397
00:20:48,136 --> 00:20:53,300
- Eh, why not?
- I got a nice garden going there.
398
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,970
Hey, hey.
399
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:58,270
I don't know why, but I
feel like I should thank you.
400
00:20:58,305 --> 00:21:00,140
Don't mention it.
401
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,410
Yeah, maybe we... maybe we can
do something when you get out.
402
00:21:02,445 --> 00:21:05,410
You know, something that doesn't
involve punching each other.
403
00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:06,940
[Chuckles]
Yeah.
404
00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:09,950
'Cause, yeah, we've been
punching hard, so yeah.
405
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:13,995
Oh, sounds good.
That sounds real good, guy.
406
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:26,790
Po, I guess I was wrong.
407
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,500
You do have what it
takes to be a leader.
408
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:31,900
An evil, misguided,
destructive leader.
409
00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:35,630
[Chuckles] Thanks, but why
would I want to be a leader?
410
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,240
It's better to be a part
of team with all my friends.
411
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,320
- Right, guys?!
- You just beat us up.
412
00:21:41,355 --> 00:21:45,220
Oof. [Chuckles]
Well, looks like everything's back
413
00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:47,760
to what passes for normal around here.
414
00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:49,913
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