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<b>3x18 - The Real Dragon Warrior</b>

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<i>? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?  </i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom! ?</i>

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<i>? Raised in a noodle shop ?</i>

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<i>? never seeking glory or fame ?</i>

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<i>? he climbed the mountain top ?</i>

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<i>? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?</i>

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<i>? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda! ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?</i>

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<i>? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda. ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? He lives, he trains ?</i>

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<i>? and he fights
with the Furious Five ?</i>

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<i>? protect the Valley
somethin' somethin' ?</i>

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<i>? somethin' somethin' alive ?</i>

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<i>? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?</i>

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<i>? Kung Fu Panda ?</i>

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<i>? Legends of awesomeness. ?</i>

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Sweet!

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[traditional music]

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<i><font color="cyan"> sync & correction by f1nc0
~ Addic7ed.com ~ </font></i>

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<i>Smell this.
[sniffs]</i>

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No.

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- Smell this.
- No.

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- Smell this.
- No!

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- Smell this.
- No.

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Smell this. This.

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This. This.
Smell this!

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I told you, Po, I don't
want to play "smell this."

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Typical.
I come up with a super fun game

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and I get no appreciation for it.

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It's not a super fun game

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if the answer is always
"cabbage soup."

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You spilled
all over yourself at lunch.

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Ooh!
A remote village!

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Awesome!
Simple folk living a simple life.

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And I know how to make their simple day.

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Wa-cha! Ha!

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By letting them take in the
awesomeness that is the Dragon Warrior!

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Folks like these know
how to appreciate greatness.

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Ooh, they'll probably
throw me a parade.

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You think they'll
throw me a parade?

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- I bet they'd throw me a parade.
- I don't know, Po.

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- He may have beaten you to it.
- Who?

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- The Dragon Warrior! [laughs]
- What?

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[laughing]

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<i>"Learn to be a Dragon Warrior.</i>

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"Taught by Master Cheng,
the one and only Dragon Warrior"?

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What?

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[laughs]

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- The resemblance is scary.
- This isn't funny, Monkey.

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This Cheng guy is stealing
my fans and my fanfare.

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He's besmirching
the Dragon Warrior name.

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Lighten up, Po.
Come on.

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We've got to check this guy out.

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He better not have gotten a parade.

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[indistinct chatter]

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<i>- Can't wait to see the Dragon Warrior.
- Wonder what he'll teach us today.</i>

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It's time for the
Dragon Warrior class.

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[laughs]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Oh!

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Wow, this Cheng really packs 'em in.
Let's grab a seat in the back.

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No way.
This charade ends now.

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Greetings, small-town villagers.

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- Say hello to...
- The Dragon Warrior!

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<i>- Oh, yeah!
- You look great, Master Cheng!</i>

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[chuckles] Thank you.
Good to see you, too.

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I am rather magnificent, aren't I?

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Sit down!

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[strains]
[chair creaks]

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<i>Is this desk...
for tiny children...</i>

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[grunts]

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I'll stand.

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Very well, class.

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Where did we leave off
in our last lesson?

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You were explaining how you saved

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the Valley of Peace
by defeating Tai Lung.

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[applause]

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I'll have to buy his book.

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[giggles]

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Ah, yes.
Quite a vigorous scrap, that was.

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But remember,
one must master the mind

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before one can master the foot or feet.

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<i>All: Oh...</i>

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You're writing that down?
Seriously?

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<i>All: Shh!</i>

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The Dragon Warrior is so awesome!

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And you will be, too.

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You see, anyone can be a Dragon
Warrior if it's in their heart.

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- Anyone.
- Anyone?

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<i>All: Shh!</i>

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Keep it together, Po.
I think the worst is over.

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? Hear the legend
of the kung fu sheep guy ?

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[all scatting theme song]

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You gotta be kidding me!

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- Is there a problem?
- Yeah, buddy. You.

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[all gasp]

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<i>Why are you doing this?</i>

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Because that guy
is not the Dragon Warrior.

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[all exclaim]

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But I am.

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Oh, yeah? Then, prove it.

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He's got a poster!
What more do you want?

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- Yeah!
- Hey!

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If you're the Dragon
Warrior, then what does

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paragraph seven of the sacred
scroll of meditation say?

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Class, take note.

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A true Dragon Warrior doesn't need

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to prove he's the Dragon Warrior.

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- He simply is.
- So deep.

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We should throw him
another parade.

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I love him so much!

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All right, all right.
This is... look.

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I know you're not
the Dragon Warrior because I...

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Bandits!

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[ringing bell]

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[villagers screaming]

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[all gasping]

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Give us all your square coins!

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Everyone, stay back.
I'll handle this.

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- Come on, Po. We gotta help!
- Uh-uh. [laughs]

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Let's see how much they
like their Dragon Warrior

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after he gets his lying face thumped.

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[bandits growl]

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Hmph.

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[groans]
[bone cracks]

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[grunts]

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Strength of will
beats strength of body.

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[villagers ooh]

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[shouts]

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One kick in the gut
is worth two in the head.

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Hey, he's not bad.

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[bandits groaning]

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- Always brush between meals.
- Yeah.

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[all groaning]

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[bell rings]
Ugh!

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- Shoobydooby!
- "Shoobydooby"?

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[smack]
Ugh!

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Hmm!
[all gasp]

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Run! The Dragon Warrior
is too tough for us!

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<i>All: [chanting]
Master Cheng! Master Cheng!</i>

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Shoobydooby!
How does he do it?

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<i>All: [chanting] 
Master Cheng!</i>

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Once again, the Dragon Warrior
has kept our town safe.

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- Long live the...
- That! Is! It!

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[all gasp]

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Cheng is not the Dragon Warrior

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because there can only
be one Dragon Warrior,

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and I am that Dragon Warrior!

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[laughter]

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[laughs]

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Fine. Then we'll settle
this the old-fashioned way...

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with a fight!

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<i>All: Ooh.</i>

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Real Dragon Warrior versus
fakey sheepy Dragon Warrior.

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Don't do this, Po.
It's beneath you.

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And soon he will be, too.
Beneath my fists...

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that'll be on his
face and various other body parts.

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Yeah, I get it.

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Wa-cha!

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[grunts]

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Oh, yeah!

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That's right!

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Huh! What are you
gonna do about that?

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Cha! Or that!
[grunts]

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<i>Nothing!
Didn't think so.</i>

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Okay, folks.

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You might want to start
planning my parade, 'cause...

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Hiyah! Hiyah!

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Hmm.

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[weak groan]

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Pretty cowardly for a Dragon
Warrior, wouldn't you say?

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[laughter]

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Coward?

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[kung fu grunting]

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Huh? Huh? Huh?

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<i>All: [chanting]
Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! Cheng!</i>

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Hmm.
Not bad, panda.

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You... [chuckles]
you have clearly studied my techniques.

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Time for you to study my fists,
which will hit your face

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- and other various other...
- We get it!

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[yelps]
[grunting]

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Take that!

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<i>Cheng! Cheng! Cheng!</i>

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<i>All: [chanting] Cheng! Cheng!
Cheng! Cheng! Cheng! Cheng!</i>

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[grunting]

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Careful, now.
I don't want to hurt you.

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Ahh!

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So, Mr. Teacher guy,
as the real Dragon Warrior,

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I say to you...
Shakabooey!

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[screams]

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[thud]

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So...

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guess you can start
planning my parade now.

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First off, let's talk confetti.

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Is it true? Are you not
the real Dragon Warrior?

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[villagers gasp]

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How... how could you?

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We trusted you,
and you made fools out of us!

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I didn't mean for this to... 
Ugh!

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<i>- Now what am I gonna do on Tuesdays?
- I can't believe this!</i>

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[villagers grumbling]

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What's wrong with them?

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They wanted the Dragon Warrior.

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I think they wanted a hero,

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and you just took theirs
away from them.

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Pfft.

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I know simple folk,
and simple folk are resilient.

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I don't want to live!

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I don't want to live!
You hear me?

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[groans]

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Ah...

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Uh, hey, Cheng.
Some day, huh?

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So, not teaching your
Dragon Warrior class anymore?

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- What choice do I have?
- Not lying is a choice.

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- Just sayin'.
- I didn't lie.

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At least it didn't start out that way.

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<i>I grew up in a big family.</i>

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<i>All I ever wanted to do
was stand out, be special.</i>

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<i>But I wasn't.</i>

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<i>My brothers and sisters
became doctors...</i>

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<i>lawyers...
carnival workers...</i>

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<i>the only way to make my mark
was to strike out on my own.</i>

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<i>My travels took me far.</i>

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<i>I made my way
to this remote village.</i>

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<i>That's when fate stepped in.</i>

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<i>[laughs wickedly]</i>

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<i>[thud]</i>

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<i>[groans]</i>

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<i>[all cheering]</i>

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<i>The villagers had never
seen anything like it.</i>

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<i>They thought I was extraordinary.</i>

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<i>They thought
I was the Dragon Warrior!</i>

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[sighs]
I know.

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I should have corrected them,
but I felt special. Finally!

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And now...
[sighs] now it's all over.

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Well, that's the way
the fortune cookie crumbles.

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Good luck with everything.

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- Po!
- Look, I feel bad,

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but the universe chose me, not him.

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I'm sorry, Cheng.
I mean you seem like a good guy.

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You'll just find something
a little less awesome to be.

247
00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:46,417
- Let's hit it, Monkey.
- Yeah. Take care, Cheng.

248
00:12:46,419 --> 00:12:48,719
We'll go make sure
those bandits are gone.

249
00:12:48,721 --> 00:12:51,923
Don't worry about them.
I paid them to lose to me.

250
00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:56,727
They're actually
an out-of-work acting troupe.

251
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,597
<i>Since the panda
exposed Cheng as a fraud,</i>

252
00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:03,334
no more pay day.
We are unemployed.

253
00:13:03,336 --> 00:13:06,637
But Shi Wo, we have to work,
we have to eat.

254
00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:10,241
And there aren't any theatres out here,
not even dinner theatre.

255
00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:11,676
[all groan]

256
00:13:11,678 --> 00:13:15,079
What?
I'm not above it.

257
00:13:15,081 --> 00:13:16,814
- Aye.
- Yeah.

258
00:13:16,816 --> 00:13:19,935
Let's put our thinking
caps on and figure out

259
00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:23,054
how we can get money
without having to work.

260
00:13:24,957 --> 00:13:27,925
<i>Gah!
It would be so brilliant</i>

261
00:13:27,927 --> 00:13:32,830
if we could just get people
to give us their money and such.

262
00:13:32,832 --> 00:13:34,732
But how?

263
00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:36,734
[growls]

264
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:55,686
Hold on.
Instead of playing bandits,

265
00:13:55,688 --> 00:13:58,990
we'll actually be bandits!
It's so method.

266
00:13:58,992 --> 00:14:00,825
<i>Everyone get into character.</i>

267
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:04,161
<i>Tomorrow morning, we ransack
that village with great gusto.</i>

268
00:14:04,163 --> 00:14:06,130
Light up the sky, everyone!

269
00:14:06,132 --> 00:14:08,566
<i>All: Light up the sky!</i>

270
00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:10,868
You really think Cheng
will be okay?

271
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:13,371
Absolutely.

272
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:16,941
I know simple folk,
and simple folk are forgiving.

273
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,210
<i>All: Boo!</i>

274
00:14:19,212 --> 00:14:20,644
<i>- Get out!
- Get out of here!</i>

275
00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:22,079
<i>Nobody wants you here!</i>

276
00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:23,347
<i>Leave our town now, phony!</i>

277
00:14:23,349 --> 00:14:25,916
<i>I can't believe we
threw him a parade!</i>

278
00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:28,352
- Boo!
- Wait! Everybody, stop!

279
00:14:28,354 --> 00:14:30,087
Now listen up... ow!

280
00:14:30,089 --> 00:14:31,255
[growls]

281
00:14:31,257 --> 00:14:34,625
Yes, Cheng lied.
[groans]

282
00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:36,093
But he's not a bad guy.

283
00:14:36,095 --> 00:14:37,928
And his kung fu's pretty good too.

284
00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,263
I mean, not as good as mine,

285
00:14:39,265 --> 00:14:41,399
but I have the advantage
of training at the Jade...

286
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:43,401
[clears throat]

287
00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:48,873
Right.
What I'm saying is, even if Cheng

288
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,642
isn't the totally bodacious
Dragon Warrior,

289
00:14:51,644 --> 00:14:54,880
can't you forgive him anyway?

290
00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,281
<i>All: No!</i>

291
00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,716
<i>- Boo!
- Forget him!</i>

292
00:14:58,718 --> 00:15:03,120
Wow. Simple folk
 can hold a grudge, huh?

293
00:15:03,122 --> 00:15:05,623
Bandits!

294
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,124
[bandits growling]

295
00:15:07,126 --> 00:15:08,793
What are they doing back here?

296
00:15:08,795 --> 00:15:11,128
Probably didn't get the whole
"the jig is up" memo.

297
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:13,531
Fear not, simple citizens!

298
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:16,500
The Dragon Warrior
will deal with these ruffians.

299
00:15:16,502 --> 00:15:20,438
You there!
Don't take another step!

300
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,873
<i>Hey, guys.
Way to sell it.</i>

301
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:27,111
The Dragon Warrior doth say
that your kind aren't welcome here!

302
00:15:27,113 --> 00:15:29,113
<i>Thing is, show's closing.</i>

303
00:15:29,115 --> 00:15:32,049
Don't protrudeth me any
of your lip, foul heathen!

304
00:15:32,051 --> 00:15:33,050
<i>Don't feel bad.</i>

305
00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:34,652
<i>Good run,
mostly positive reviews,</i>

306
00:15:34,654 --> 00:15:38,457
<i>but it's time to move on.
What do you say?</i>

307
00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:42,460
No problem, everybody.
The Dragon Warrior has...

308
00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:47,765
- I say the show must go on.
- Huh?

309
00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:49,467
[gong rings]

310
00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,302
[smack]

311
00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:52,970
Ugh...

312
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,972
[bandits growling]

313
00:16:00,378 --> 00:16:02,980
Ugh.

314
00:16:02,982 --> 00:16:04,381
What?

315
00:16:04,383 --> 00:16:06,250
[strains]

316
00:16:06,252 --> 00:16:10,221
Aw, man. This happens
to me entirely too often.

317
00:16:10,223 --> 00:16:12,056
I heard that.

318
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:16,026
[growls]
[villagers whimper]

319
00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:25,336
This village belongs to us now.

320
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:28,739
Please, leave them alone.
These are good people who...

321
00:16:28,741 --> 00:16:31,342
Aah!
[groans]

322
00:16:31,344 --> 00:16:33,277
Should I tie him up, too?

323
00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:36,714
Why bother?
He's nothing special.

324
00:16:40,552 --> 00:16:42,620
[sighs]

325
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:53,230
- Cheng...
- Don't worry about me, Po,

326
00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:57,168
for as the lotus blossom
opens, one must...

327
00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,937
I hate myself.

328
00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:06,945
Way to go, Po.
Thanks to your big ego,

329
00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:09,647
a hero's been crushed,
everyone's upset,

330
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:13,250
and bandits have taken control
of the whole town.

331
00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:18,255
So...
no parade?

332
00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:22,259
That's it, Shi Wo.
We've taken everything they've got!

333
00:17:22,261 --> 00:17:23,527
Excellent.

334
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:26,363
And now, since we have
a captive audience...

335
00:17:26,365 --> 00:17:31,202
But can't you see?
It is you that I love.

336
00:17:31,204 --> 00:17:33,671
? How does a baker's son ?

337
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:35,873
? know anything about love? ?

338
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,375
? he only knows about flour and yeast ?

339
00:17:38,377 --> 00:17:42,780
? and not the stars above ?

340
00:17:42,782 --> 00:17:43,781
[strains]

341
00:17:43,783 --> 00:17:44,782
Musical theatre...

342
00:17:44,784 --> 00:17:46,884
<i>[groans] must break free.</i>

343
00:17:46,886 --> 00:17:50,454
Shush!

344
00:17:50,456 --> 00:17:53,441
Ugh, this is crazy.
Are you all really gonna

345
00:17:53,442 --> 00:17:56,393
let them steal your stuff?
They're just actors!

346
00:17:56,395 --> 00:17:57,861
[bandits gasp]
Huh?

347
00:17:57,863 --> 00:17:58,862
[bandits growling]

348
00:17:58,864 --> 00:18:01,599
Uh, well-armed actors?

349
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:05,669
- Great. Now see what you did?
- Critics.

350
00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,771
New third act, guys.
[cracks knuckles]

351
00:18:07,773 --> 00:18:09,673
Instead of just robbing this village,

352
00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:12,109
we're gonna burn it to the ground!

353
00:18:12,111 --> 00:18:15,279
<i>All: Light up the sky!</i>

354
00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:18,249
All right, fellas.
Torch it!

355
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,883
[whimpers]

356
00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:23,721
<i>No!</i>

357
00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,956
[weakly] You can't.

358
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,459
[villagers gasp]

359
00:18:28,461 --> 00:18:33,264
What are you gonna do about it?
You're not the Dragon Warrior.

360
00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:37,668
Anyone can be a Dragon Warrior
if it's in their heart.

361
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:38,669
Ugh!

362
00:18:38,671 --> 00:18:41,238
[bandits laughing]

363
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,806
[villagers murmuring]

364
00:18:42,808 --> 00:18:45,409
Look at him,
after how we treated him.

365
00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:48,912
There's no way
he can take them by himself.

366
00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:51,749
I am the Dragon Warrior!

367
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,417
Huh?

368
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:55,553
I am the Dragon Warrior!

369
00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:57,988
I am the Dragon Warrior!

370
00:18:57,990 --> 00:19:01,559
- I am the Dragon Warrior!
- I am the Dragon Warrior!

371
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:04,161
<i>- I am the Dragon Warrior!
- I am the Dragon Warrior!</i>

372
00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:05,663
I am the Dragon Warrior!

373
00:19:05,665 --> 00:19:07,031
- I am!
- I am...

374
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:10,334
<i>- I am the Dragon Warrior!
- I am the Dragon Warrior!</i>

375
00:19:10,336 --> 00:19:12,336
Huh?

376
00:19:17,108 --> 00:19:19,276
- Let's get' em!
- Yeah!

377
00:19:20,512 --> 00:19:22,680
Ugh!

378
00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:24,214
<i>All: Shoobydooby!</i>

379
00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:25,616
[bell rings]

380
00:19:25,618 --> 00:19:27,618
<i>All: Shoobydooby!</i>

381
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:30,521
Hurry, Po.

382
00:19:30,523 --> 00:19:32,956
The villagers need
a real Dragon Warrior!

383
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:35,626
Let's do this thing!

384
00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:37,828
[shouting]

385
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,063
[kung fu grunting]

386
00:19:39,065 --> 00:19:40,097
Ugh!

387
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,269
Shakabooey!

388
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,670
[grunts]

389
00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:48,605
Huh?

390
00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:50,274
Shoobydooby!

391
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,443
[axe clangs]

392
00:19:52,445 --> 00:19:54,611
[groans]

393
00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:56,714
Ha! Hoo! Hee! Huh!

394
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:59,383
[all groaning]

395
00:20:02,887 --> 00:20:07,591
Time for the big finish.
Just me versus the Dragon Warrior.

396
00:20:07,593 --> 00:20:11,995
With pleasure!
Now everyone will be able to appreciate

397
00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:17,134
the awesomeness of the Dragon Warrior!

398
00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:28,379
It's up to you, Cheng!
You're the "Dragon Warrior."

399
00:20:28,381 --> 00:20:31,949
- Kick his scenery-chewing butt!
- Hmm?

400
00:20:31,951 --> 00:20:34,051
[laughs]

401
00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:37,020
You were right, Cheng!
Anyone can be the Dragon Warrior...

402
00:20:37,022 --> 00:20:38,789
[laughs]

403
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,290
...if it's in their heart.

404
00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,892
[axe clangs]
[whimpers]

405
00:20:41,894 --> 00:20:44,194
<i>I know you can do it.</i>

406
00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:48,365
This will be your final curtain.

407
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,434
[all gasping]

408
00:20:50,436 --> 00:20:51,435
Huh?

409
00:20:53,371 --> 00:20:54,905
Yeah!

410
00:20:54,907 --> 00:20:56,039
[grunts]

411
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,744
[landing blows]

412
00:21:09,287 --> 00:21:10,521
Ugh!

413
00:21:10,523 --> 00:21:12,423
[kung fu grunts]

414
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:16,860
[loud thud]

415
00:21:23,468 --> 00:21:28,872
[villagers cheering]

416
00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:34,211
And... scene.

417
00:21:34,213 --> 00:21:36,780
Way to go, Cheng!
[laughs]

418
00:21:36,782 --> 00:21:40,117
That's how you do it,
Dragon Warrior-style.

419
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:44,221
Not taking the glory for yourself, Po?
You feeling okay?

420
00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:45,722
Feeling fine, monk.

421
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:50,294
I told you.
I just wanted a parade.

422
00:21:50,296 --> 00:21:53,797
<i>All: [chanting]
Master Cheng! Master Cheng!</i>

423
00:21:53,799 --> 00:21:55,666
<i>Master Cheng!</i>

424
00:21:55,668 --> 00:21:57,835
Smell this.

425
00:22:01,673 --> 00:22:05,204
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