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3x14 - The Hunger Game
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? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?
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? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom! ?
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? Raised in a noodle shop ?
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? never seeking glory or fame ?
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? he climbed the mountain top ?
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? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?
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? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?
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? Kung Fu Panda! ?
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? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?
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? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?
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? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?
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? Kung Fu Panda. ?
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? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?
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? He lives, he trains ?
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? and he fights
with the Furious Five ?
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? protect the Valley
somethin' somethin' ?
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? somethin' somethin' alive ?
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? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?
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? Kung Fu Panda ?
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? Legends of awesomeness. ?
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Sweet!
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[traditional music]
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[somber music]
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[stomach rumbles]
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[sighs]
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[stomachs rumbling]
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[loud rumbling]
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[groans]
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Five grains of rice?
Five?
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That's worse than none.
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As long as the village goes hungry,
we will go hungry as well.
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Yeah, but when I agreed to that,
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I thought it meant
"hungry" not "hungry!"
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Sorry, Po, but until
we catch the food bandits
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and end this famine,
five grains is all the rice you...
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[drooling]
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You're seeing me as a giant
noodle again, aren't you?
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Sorry, Viper.
It's just that I-I need food!
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We all do.
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I don't know what you're
all complaining about.
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I am stuffed.
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Whoo!
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What? Rice in my teeth?
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[growls]
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Po! Come with me.
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This famine is reaching
a critical point.
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I'm not sure how much longer
the villagers can hold on.
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Any luck on figuring out who's
stealing the food, Master Shifu?
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Unfortunately not.
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But we do have a short-term
solution to the valley's...
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[drooling, sniffing]
troubles.
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You're seeing me as a giant
rice ball again, aren't you?
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Ahh...
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A devilishly handsome giant rice ball.
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A newcomer, madame Zhou,
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has donated a shipment
of rice to the village.
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- I'm sending you to protect that rice.
- By eating it?
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'Cause then it'll be in our stomachs
and no one will be able to...
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I'm open to other suggestions.
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Come on, Po.
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If you keep stopping to lick rocks,
we're never gonna get there.
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It's the next best thing to eating.
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Some of these rocks taste pretty good.
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[satisfied groaning]
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Agh!
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And this is not one of those rocks.
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Whoa!
Madame Zhou must be richer
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than lychee nut pudding
in a brown sugar demiglace.
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We get it. You're hungry.
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[knocks]
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Ooh! Company's here.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
It's so nice to see new faces.
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I do get so lonely out here on my own.
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I'm madame Zhou.
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Oof!
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Oh, and you're the
mighty Dragon Warrior,
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- sole protector of the Valley of Peace.
- Well, I mean, I...
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[chuckles]
Not really the sole protector.
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Would you like to come in
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and see some portraits
of my grandchildren?
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Uh, sounds great, really,
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but we should probably get
that rice back to the village.
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Oh, don't go yet.
Have you eaten?
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I took the liberty of
preparing a small lunch.
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[laughs]
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[gasps]
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Until now, I didn't know
my eyes were hungry too.
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Po, honor demands that we not eat
while the village starves.
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Honor demands that I not starve
while my stomach eats.
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That doesn't make sense.
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You're right. I must be delirious.
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Should probably eat something.
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[groans]
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- Rats.
- I know, I was so close!
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No, Po, rats!
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[shudders]
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Ooh, Jade Palace warriors.
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How very whimsical.
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[squeaks]
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Why so sad?
Is the chunky panda hungry?
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Hey, buddy, I've
lost almost two pounds
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since this famine began.
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These are my skinny pants.
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You're the one who's been
stealing the village's food.
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And you're the ones who
are going to try and stop me.
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Well, here we all are.
Try and stop me.
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[horrified gasp]
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No one hurts food on my watch!
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[groans]
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[gasps]
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[grunting]
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Dumpling?
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[drooling]
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Mmm.
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Hiya!
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You should learn some self control.
You might live longer.
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Leave the rice to us or my brothers and
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I will make things unpleasant for you.
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Look around, rat boy,
your brothers have already given up.
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True.
Good thing I have sisters.
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[laughs]
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[laughs maniacally]
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Uh, lovely family.
[humming]
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[laughs maniacally]
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[groans]
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[all grunting]
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Yah!
[screams]
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Help! Someone help!
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[grunts]
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You win this one, panda.
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But what will you eat after we steal
the rest of the valley's food,
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your monkey friend with mustard sauce?
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[laughs]
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Mustard sauce!
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Relax, monkey. You're my buddy.
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[under breath]
My delicious, tasty buddy.
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You saved me from that awful rat.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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- You really are lonely, aren't you?
- They took the rice.
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Oh, this is just dreadful.
I'm so very sorry.
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I'll send to another
province for more at once.
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Many thanks, madame Zhou.
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Come on, we need to tell
Master Shifu about those rats.
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You should stop by for
a snack anytime you like.
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Really?
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- [sighs] I would, but...
- It'll be our little secret.
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Po, let's go.
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Coming!
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The rats you faced
are called the Lao Shu.
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[all gasp]
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How come everyone but me
always knows what stuff means?
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The Lao Shu are a band of renegades
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that number in the hundreds,
perhaps the thousands.
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Their leader, Ju-Long,
is as deadly as he is unbalanced.
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[coins jingling]
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Money means nothing to him.
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He inflicts suffering and chaos
just for the fun of it.
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[boom]
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[screaming]
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He's usually successful
at causing both.
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These villains are
unlike any you have faced.
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Get some rest. Tomorrow, we train.
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[stomach rumbling]
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[groans]
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Agh!
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This is wrong, this is
wrong, this is wrong!
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[stomach growls]
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This is wrongish, this is wrongish,
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this is wrongish.
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[stomach growls]
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You made it.
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You know, for an older
lady, you're pretty spry.
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I just get excited to see anybody,
and that includes you.
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Ha, I feel... special.
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You like?
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[drooling]
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I was so afraid you wouldn't come,
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what with the villagers
starving and all.
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[drooling]
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Ah, this was a mistake.
I shouldn't be...
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Stuffed fig?
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[dreamy music]
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[humming]
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Yeah, I can stay for a bit.
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[weak groaning]
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More rice was stolen last night.
Fight through the hunger.
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The Lao Shu won't
care you haven't eaten.
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Neither should...
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[grunting powerfully]
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you.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[gulping]
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Mmm.
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[gulping]
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[rice grains clink]
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This one is a dumpling
stuffed inside another dumpling.
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Ooh, a duh-dumpling.
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Oh, yeah.
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[sighs]
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I've located the last rice storehouse
in the Valley of Peace.
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[scatting cheerfully]
No doubt Ju-Long will...
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Panda!
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[scatting]
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Stake out that storehouse
and catch the Lao Shu in the act.
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Meet up at 7:00.
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Uh, 7:00? Tonight? Really?
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Do you have somewhere else to be?
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[scoffs] No, of course not.
I just wanna be prompt.
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"Prompt Po," that's...
that's what they call me.
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No one calls you that.
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- Maybe they should.
- Ugh.
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It seems you're getting better
at dealing with your hunger.
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Uh, yeah.
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I took it to a whole new,
you know, brain level.
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It's like I'm not even hungry anymore.
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I'm proud of you, panda.
You've finally mastered your impulses
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instead of letting them master you.
Well done.
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[nervous chuckle]
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[sighs]
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Madame Zhou!
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Sorry I'm early, but...
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[groans]
You okay?
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I am now that you're here.
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I prepared something special for you.
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Unfortunately, I can't stay.
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We're staking out the storehouse
to keep Ju-Long from stealing the rice.
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And it's not just that.
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I really shouldn't be coming here
at all, which is... what is that?
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I call it "cavalcade of dumplings."
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[squeals]
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[whispering]
8:00, and no sign of Ju-Long.
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Or prompt Po.
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I can't believe he'd let
the villagers down like this.
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He'll be here.
He's probably doing something important.
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Forget about Po. Just stay alert.
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We can't let Ju-Long
get the drop on us.
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Oopsy daisy!
Too late.
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But hey, at least we got to spend
some quality time together.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[all groaning]
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- Guys, what happened?
- Where were you last night?
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Me?
Oh, I must have gotten
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my storehouses mixed up, and I...
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[slurping]
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Okay, I went to madame Zhou's,
but it's not what you think.
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She's all alone out there,
and I went to keep her company.
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Out of the kindness of your heart?
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- Yes?
- And not to stuff your face with food?
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Uh, did I eat?
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I'm not sure if food
actually touched my...
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Plum sauce on your elbow,
bean paste on your chin,
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a dumpling between your toes.
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Dude, seriously, you eat like a bear.
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So you ate while the valley starves
and your friends were attacked.
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Did you at least have the decency
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- to bring back some food with you?
- Yes!
259
00:13:54,114 --> 00:13:57,577
- Foot dumpling?
- Dude.
260
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Monkey! Guys!
261
00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:02,749
- Master!
- Every time you go missing,
262
00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:04,714
the Lao Shu raid our rice stores.
263
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:07,417
- But Master Shifu, I...
- Because of your selfishness,
264
00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:09,952
last night, Ju-Long stole
the last of the food.
265
00:14:09,954 --> 00:14:13,186
Hunger is the new master
of the Valley of Peace.
266
00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:16,457
Mmm. [chewing]
267
00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:18,992
You're still a prisoner
of your impulses, Po.
268
00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:21,628
Until you know and
accept your weaknesses,
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selfishness will remain your master.
270
00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,834
[swallows]
271
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:40,945
Madame Zhou?
It's Po.
272
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,151
Huh.
273
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,420
Madame Zhou, are you here?
274
00:14:45,422 --> 00:14:48,689
We have to take your dumplings and
figs and everything to the village.
275
00:14:48,691 --> 00:14:50,592
It's the right thing to... [crunch]
276
00:14:50,594 --> 00:14:52,527
Rice?
277
00:14:58,234 --> 00:15:00,603
[knocks]
278
00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:07,309
I'm coming in!
The door was open.
279
00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:12,548
Huh, the trail just stops.
280
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:13,550
[mechanical crank]
281
00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:18,187
[machinery rumbling]
282
00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:20,725
[gasps]
283
00:15:20,727 --> 00:15:22,897
The rice!
284
00:15:22,899 --> 00:15:25,067
Ju-Long's been here.
285
00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:25,786
Madame Zhou!
286
00:15:25,787 --> 00:15:27,940
- Madame... oof!
- Ooh!
287
00:15:27,942 --> 00:15:31,014
Oh, thank goodness you're okay.
You're in danger.
288
00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:33,250
Ju-Long hid the stolen rice here.
289
00:15:33,252 --> 00:15:36,755
Well, of course he did.
He did steal it for me, after all.
290
00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:38,324
Stuffed fig?
291
00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:40,962
[drooling]
292
00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:42,231
How's that now?
293
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:45,101
Now I can sell the
rice for a tidy profit.
294
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:47,003
How about some pudding?
295
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:48,273
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
296
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:52,075
- I just saw Ju-Long attacking you.
- Oh, that was his idea.
297
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,612
Something about diverting
suspicion off of me.
298
00:15:54,614 --> 00:15:58,655
- Let me see about that pudding.
- Enough with the pudding.
299
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,360
Just so I'm clear,
you and I are friends.
300
00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:02,596
- Uh-huh.
- And you've been feeding me
301
00:16:02,598 --> 00:16:03,997
so I'd come and spend my time with you.
302
00:16:03,999 --> 00:16:05,431
That's right.
303
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,066
And you're willing to let
innocent villagers starve
304
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,569
just so you can make some money?
305
00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:11,872
Exactly.
We're not that different, Po.
306
00:16:11,874 --> 00:16:17,544
I love money and you love food.
Here, have another dumpling.
307
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:22,918
- Madame Zhou, you are not nice.
- Oh, not even a little.
308
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,155
I'm surprised it took you
so long to figure that out.
309
00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:30,062
Better late than never.
Come on, I have to take you to jail.
310
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:34,130
Oh, Po, I'm afraid that's
going to be a problem.
311
00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:37,836
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
312
00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:41,274
- I am out.
- Oh, really? How's the view?
313
00:16:41,276 --> 00:16:43,642
[groans]
314
00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:46,681
After you get rid of him,
we'll have almond cake.
315
00:16:46,683 --> 00:16:48,819
Bye, Po.
316
00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:54,958
Still thinking about
food at a time like this?
317
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,264
And they call me crazy.
Boys!
318
00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:05,130
[humming]
319
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,532
[groaning]
320
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:26,254
What a great fight.
And these seats, wow!
321
00:17:26,256 --> 00:17:31,560
- I can hardly wait for the big finale.
- Big finale?
322
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:44,471
[groans]
[laughs]
323
00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,474
[grunting]
324
00:17:49,345 --> 00:17:51,446
Stick and move. [laughs]
325
00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:54,854
Ow!
326
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,889
Ahh!
327
00:17:56,891 --> 00:17:58,889
[groaning]
328
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:02,355
Wow.
329
00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:03,991
Ow.
330
00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,326
[grunting]
331
00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:18,141
[straining]
332
00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:24,582
[rice shifting]
333
00:18:27,821 --> 00:18:31,191
Impressive!
You deserve a present.
334
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,062
How about a panda skin rug?
335
00:18:34,064 --> 00:18:35,063
Ha ha!
336
00:18:35,065 --> 00:18:36,300
Wah!
337
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:45,210
[groans]
338
00:18:45,212 --> 00:18:49,182
A wise man once said, "aah, rats!"
339
00:18:49,184 --> 00:18:51,050
[laughs]
340
00:18:51,052 --> 00:18:53,453
[echoing clang]
341
00:18:57,857 --> 00:19:02,530
Thanks for your help Ju-Long,
but your services are no longer needed.
342
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,702
Oh, and try not to
die all over the rice.
343
00:19:05,704 --> 00:19:09,337
Lowers the value. Ta!
344
00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:10,670
[lock clicks]
345
00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:12,604
[grunts]
346
00:19:15,107 --> 00:19:18,042
[laughs]
347
00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:21,876
Why are you laughing?
She just double-crossed you.
348
00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:24,446
No, I double-crossed her.
349
00:19:24,448 --> 00:19:28,413
She's not gonna make a dime on this rice
because I rigged it all to explode.
350
00:19:28,415 --> 00:19:30,581
[laughs maniacally]
351
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,983
[laughs]
352
00:19:31,985 --> 00:19:34,486
No way.
She'll never see that coming.
353
00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:37,154
Oh, man!
When's it gonna blow up?
354
00:19:37,156 --> 00:19:38,820
Any time now.
355
00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:40,086
[laughs]
356
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:44,691
[both laugh]
357
00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:48,796
Both: Uh...
358
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:54,201
[both screaming]
359
00:20:01,237 --> 00:20:03,038
One...
360
00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,772
two...
361
00:20:04,774 --> 00:20:06,340
and now!
362
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:11,445
[crackling]
363
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,553
[explosion]
364
00:20:26,189 --> 00:20:28,122
You boys are resilient.
365
00:20:28,124 --> 00:20:33,562
Hey, did you know I was once
known as master of the iron whip?
366
00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:34,864
Hiya!
367
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,232
[grunting]
368
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,365
Ah, whoa.
369
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,667
Oh!
370
00:20:42,669 --> 00:20:44,768
Dumpling?
371
00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:57,407
Sorry, lady.
Food isn't my master anymore.
372
00:20:59,911 --> 00:21:03,349
- I am.
- Oh, darn.
373
00:21:06,085 --> 00:21:10,456
Wow, you have such blue eyes.
374
00:21:12,928 --> 00:21:16,761
[all eating noisily]
375
00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:22,229
Hey, guys.
376
00:21:24,632 --> 00:21:26,466
Look, I know I messed up.
377
00:21:26,468 --> 00:21:30,321
I let you and the valley
down all for some stuffed figs
378
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:34,175
and dumplings, which, in
my defense, were delicious.
379
00:21:34,177 --> 00:21:39,211
Not that that matters.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
380
00:21:39,213 --> 00:21:40,344
Guess I'm gonna go.
381
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:43,911
Panda, why don't you join us?
382
00:21:43,913 --> 00:21:45,711
Really? Awesome!
383
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:51,184
[sniffs, gags]
384
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:54,319
- Foot dumplings?
- Made them myself.
385
00:21:54,321 --> 00:21:57,726
[laughter]
386
00:21:57,728 --> 00:22:00,431
Mmm.
[all groan in disgust]
387
00:22:03,753 --> 00:22:06,976
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