1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,216 3x11 - Croc You Like A Hurricane 2 00:00:00,897 --> 00:00:04,064 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 3 00:00:04,066 --> 00:00:07,268 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 4 00:00:07,270 --> 00:00:09,170 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 5 00:00:09,172 --> 00:00:10,905 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 6 00:00:10,907 --> 00:00:12,206 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 7 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:14,375 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 8 00:00:14,377 --> 00:00:15,743 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 9 00:00:15,745 --> 00:00:17,511 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 10 00:00:17,513 --> 00:00:20,114 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 11 00:00:20,116 --> 00:00:23,617 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 12 00:00:23,619 --> 00:00:27,154 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 13 00:00:27,156 --> 00:00:29,023 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 14 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:31,926 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 15 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:32,993 ? He lives, he trains ? 16 00:00:32,995 --> 00:00:35,696 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 17 00:00:35,698 --> 00:00:37,398 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,699 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 19 00:00:38,701 --> 00:00:40,000 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 20 00:00:40,002 --> 00:00:43,035 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 21 00:00:43,306 --> 00:00:45,105 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 22 00:00:45,568 --> 00:00:46,768 Sweet! 23 00:00:47,386 --> 00:00:51,048 [traditional Asian music] 24 00:00:51,890 --> 00:00:55,303 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:00:56,952 --> 00:01:00,721 [snoring] 26 00:01:00,723 --> 00:01:04,291 - Po. Po! - Huh? 27 00:01:04,627 --> 00:01:06,460 Oh, sorry, Master Shifu. 28 00:01:06,462 --> 00:01:10,131 It's just so... comfy up here. 29 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:12,419 [groans] 30 00:01:13,136 --> 00:01:16,771 All right, back to training. 31 00:01:16,773 --> 00:01:19,507 [all grunt] 32 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:22,810 Whoa! 33 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:25,146 [all grunting] 34 00:01:25,148 --> 00:01:28,115 Master Shifu, we spend hours every day 35 00:01:28,117 --> 00:01:29,483 training our... [grunts] off. 36 00:01:29,485 --> 00:01:31,085 And why? 37 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:35,055 Because you are all that stands between the innocent and evil. 38 00:01:35,057 --> 00:01:36,657 But we kick evil's... [groans]. 39 00:01:36,659 --> 00:01:38,492 Good one. 40 00:01:38,494 --> 00:01:42,163 Seriously, our kung fu skills are way past overkill. 41 00:01:42,165 --> 00:01:43,597 He's got a point. 42 00:01:43,599 --> 00:01:44,799 [grunts] 43 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:47,501 No, we can't slack off on training. 44 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:49,670 You never know when some giant fiendish beast 45 00:01:49,672 --> 00:01:52,339 will strike at us with its horrible fanged tentacles. 46 00:01:52,341 --> 00:01:53,607 Have another bad dream? 47 00:01:53,609 --> 00:01:55,142 [groans] None of your business. 48 00:01:55,144 --> 00:01:56,510 Ow. 49 00:01:56,512 --> 00:01:58,813 True warriors must always be at their peak. 50 00:01:58,815 --> 00:02:00,915 But, dude! 51 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:05,252 I mean, "Master Dude." 52 00:02:05,254 --> 00:02:07,855 No one we ever fight is even a challenge anymore. 53 00:02:07,857 --> 00:02:10,958 We can beat all the bad guys with just our pinky fingers. 54 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,794 That, Po, is a woeful exaggeration. 55 00:02:13,796 --> 00:02:16,864 There's trouble in the village! 56 00:02:16,866 --> 00:02:19,266 This is why you have to keep your kung fu in top shape. 57 00:02:19,268 --> 00:02:20,701 Who knows how serious this could... 58 00:02:20,703 --> 00:02:22,770 It's the Croc bandits! 59 00:02:22,772 --> 00:02:25,272 And never mind. 60 00:02:25,274 --> 00:02:27,808 Puny shopkeeper, tremble in fear 61 00:02:27,810 --> 00:02:30,711 as we forcibly redistribute your wealth in our direction. 62 00:02:30,713 --> 00:02:33,681 Eh, no. 63 00:02:33,683 --> 00:02:36,417 - No? - No. 64 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,890 Can I interest you in some bitter melons? 65 00:02:42,892 --> 00:02:46,660 - Two yuan a dozen. - Ooh. 66 00:02:46,662 --> 00:02:48,362 [smacks] 67 00:02:48,364 --> 00:02:50,531 I don't think you understand how this works, guy. 68 00:02:50,533 --> 00:02:53,901 We're bandits and we're robbing you. 69 00:02:53,903 --> 00:02:58,973 I understand how it would work if you were real bandits, 70 00:02:58,975 --> 00:03:03,344 but you're a joke. So how it actually works is... 71 00:03:03,346 --> 00:03:07,514 buy something or get out! 72 00:03:07,516 --> 00:03:11,218 Darn it! Are we crocodiles or are we... 73 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:13,354 what are those things that are like crocodiles but smaller? 74 00:03:13,356 --> 00:03:16,657 Uh, dwarf crocodiles? [smacks lips] 75 00:03:16,659 --> 00:03:17,892 Just attack that guy! 76 00:03:17,894 --> 00:03:20,594 [clears throat] 77 00:03:20,596 --> 00:03:22,863 Gah... 78 00:03:22,865 --> 00:03:25,599 Okay, here's where I prove my point. 79 00:03:25,601 --> 00:03:26,867 [sighs] 80 00:03:26,869 --> 00:03:28,869 Furious Five, pinkies out. 81 00:03:28,871 --> 00:03:31,538 - Oh, this is just dumb. - And I don't have pinkies. 82 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:33,607 - Me neither. - Oh, forget it. 83 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:38,178 By myself, pinkies only. And go! 84 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,781 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 85 00:03:40,783 --> 00:03:41,682 [groans] 86 00:03:44,185 --> 00:03:46,587 [chuckles] [groaning] 87 00:03:46,589 --> 00:03:47,588 [sighs] 88 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:48,789 Showboat. 89 00:03:48,791 --> 00:03:52,426 [groans] 90 00:03:52,428 --> 00:03:54,061 Eh? 91 00:03:54,063 --> 00:03:55,529 Ow! 92 00:03:55,531 --> 00:03:57,398 [punches landing, groaning] 93 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,735 This is all just so sad. 94 00:04:01,737 --> 00:04:03,237 Huh? Eh? 95 00:04:03,239 --> 00:04:07,341 [groaning] 96 00:04:10,612 --> 00:04:12,279 So have I made my point, 97 00:04:12,281 --> 00:04:15,616 or do I have to beat them again with just one pinky? 98 00:04:19,254 --> 00:04:22,656 Hey, wait. Aren't you gonna... 99 00:04:22,658 --> 00:04:26,126 Wow, they didn't even bother to arrest us. 100 00:04:26,128 --> 00:04:30,497 This is all just so sad. Here. 101 00:04:30,499 --> 00:04:33,233 Here's a few yuan to tide you over. 102 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:39,573 Master Shifu. How awesome was I in there, huh? 103 00:04:39,575 --> 00:04:41,775 If anything, I may have been a bit too awesome. 104 00:04:41,777 --> 00:04:43,677 But honestly, sometimes I just can't control 105 00:04:43,679 --> 00:04:45,112 how awesome I be, so... 106 00:04:45,114 --> 00:04:46,780 Do you think you don't need to train so much? 107 00:04:46,782 --> 00:04:50,284 Do you? 108 00:04:50,286 --> 00:04:51,485 [sighs] 109 00:04:51,487 --> 00:04:56,023 Fine. As of now, Po is in charge of training. 110 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:58,359 - No way. - Yay. 111 00:04:58,361 --> 00:05:01,095 Good luck with that. 112 00:05:01,097 --> 00:05:03,964 We are not going to seriously go through with this, are we? 113 00:05:03,966 --> 00:05:05,599 Come on, it'll be fun. 114 00:05:05,601 --> 00:05:07,634 [giggles] 115 00:05:07,636 --> 00:05:11,705 That's exactly what I'm afraid of. 116 00:05:11,707 --> 00:05:13,374 Well, we just made more in pity money 117 00:05:13,376 --> 00:05:15,142 than we made in the last three months of banditry. 118 00:05:15,144 --> 00:05:17,011 Do you know what that means? 119 00:05:17,013 --> 00:05:19,480 That means we are officially beggars. 120 00:05:19,482 --> 00:05:23,217 There's gotta be someone we can rob. [footsteps] 121 00:05:25,987 --> 00:05:28,222 Mah-jongg. 122 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:31,392 Ha ha! All right, old guy, 123 00:05:31,394 --> 00:05:33,527 hand over your money and you won't get hurt. 124 00:05:33,529 --> 00:05:38,632 Or you could hand over your money and you won't get hurt. 125 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:42,569 [laughter] 126 00:05:42,571 --> 00:05:45,205 Are you, like, trick or treating, guy? 127 00:05:45,207 --> 00:05:47,241 You're smaller than my head. 128 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:50,677 [laughter] [mocking gibberish] 129 00:05:50,679 --> 00:05:53,881 Then I guess you have nothing to fear, hm? 130 00:05:53,883 --> 00:05:55,482 [laughter] 131 00:05:55,484 --> 00:05:59,219 [groaning] 132 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:06,827 [crocs groan in pain] 133 00:06:06,829 --> 00:06:09,229 [groans] 134 00:06:09,231 --> 00:06:10,597 Thank you. 135 00:06:10,599 --> 00:06:13,333 We'll consider this payment for your training. 136 00:06:13,335 --> 00:06:15,836 Training? 137 00:06:15,838 --> 00:06:18,772 Do you enjoy being beaten by Po and the Furious Five 138 00:06:18,774 --> 00:06:21,708 again, and again, and again, and again, and again, 139 00:06:21,710 --> 00:06:24,244 and again, and again? 140 00:06:24,246 --> 00:06:27,247 No, sir. It stinks, sir. 141 00:06:27,249 --> 00:06:30,017 Then your training begins now. 142 00:06:35,356 --> 00:06:36,523 [groans] 143 00:06:36,525 --> 00:06:38,225 That was lesson one. 144 00:06:38,227 --> 00:06:39,960 I am Master Jia, 145 00:06:39,962 --> 00:06:43,430 and you are going to hate training with me. 146 00:06:43,432 --> 00:06:46,433 You are going to love training with me. 147 00:06:46,435 --> 00:06:47,935 Ta-da! 148 00:06:47,937 --> 00:06:49,736 I am not doing this. 149 00:06:49,738 --> 00:06:51,205 Shifu said I'm in charge, 150 00:06:51,207 --> 00:06:54,967 ? so you gotta do what I say ? 151 00:06:55,002 --> 00:06:57,344 [swing creaking] 152 00:06:59,948 --> 00:07:02,382 [all groaning] 153 00:07:02,384 --> 00:07:05,352 [laughter] 154 00:07:10,225 --> 00:07:14,194 [all groaning] 155 00:07:17,632 --> 00:07:19,301 Yes! 156 00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:26,006 [snoring] 157 00:07:27,509 --> 00:07:29,243 Ooh-wah! 158 00:07:29,245 --> 00:07:31,178 [all grunting] 159 00:07:46,461 --> 00:07:49,963 All right, it's time to try out our new kung fu skills. 160 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:51,932 Now I don't want you guys getting cocky, all right? 161 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:54,635 We'll rob someone easy. 162 00:07:54,637 --> 00:07:56,003 [whimpers] 163 00:07:56,005 --> 00:07:58,773 Oh, no, you didn't. 164 00:07:59,975 --> 00:08:01,675 You got a problem? 165 00:08:01,677 --> 00:08:04,311 I don't have a problem. I am a problem. 166 00:08:04,313 --> 00:08:07,014 Your problem, that you have. 167 00:08:07,016 --> 00:08:11,718 I heard of you guys. They say you're total wimps. 168 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,187 That's what they say? 169 00:08:13,189 --> 00:08:15,856 [gasps] 170 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:17,491 [grunts] 171 00:08:17,493 --> 00:08:20,928 [groaning, sword clatters] 172 00:08:24,065 --> 00:08:28,168 Croc bandits, take care of these lowlifes. 173 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:31,371 [all grunting] 174 00:08:44,819 --> 00:08:47,854 Let's get out of here. 175 00:08:47,856 --> 00:08:50,490 [whimpering] 176 00:08:50,492 --> 00:08:55,395 Go home to your mama and tell her your kung fu is subpar. 177 00:08:55,397 --> 00:08:57,431 Ahh! [whimpers] [laughs] 178 00:08:57,433 --> 00:08:59,766 Okay, guy, hand over all your... 179 00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:01,902 Thanks for saving me from those bandits. 180 00:09:01,904 --> 00:09:04,004 Here's your reward. 181 00:09:04,006 --> 00:09:06,840 [cheers and applause] 182 00:09:06,842 --> 00:09:09,610 That was awesome! 183 00:09:09,612 --> 00:09:14,815 Oh. You know, I could get used to this. 184 00:09:16,819 --> 00:09:18,020 [cheers and applause] 185 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:21,523 - They saved us! - Oh, yes! 186 00:09:21,525 --> 00:09:24,026 All right, one side, make way. 187 00:09:24,028 --> 00:09:28,130 You guys again? Fine, my pinkies could use a workout. 188 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,665 But the crocs weren't... 189 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,633 Don't trouble yourself, sir. We'll handle this. 190 00:09:31,635 --> 00:09:34,636 Ahh! 191 00:09:34,638 --> 00:09:35,637 [all gasp] 192 00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:37,915 What the hey? 193 00:09:38,442 --> 00:09:40,008 Yah. 194 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,378 Ow. Ow! 195 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:46,581 [grunting] 196 00:09:49,152 --> 00:09:51,553 Whoa, it looks like you've been training. 197 00:09:51,555 --> 00:09:54,656 - Looks like you haven't. - We've been training. 198 00:09:54,658 --> 00:09:57,225 How is a pie-eating contest training? 199 00:09:57,227 --> 00:10:00,062 Because it... be... rah... 200 00:10:00,064 --> 00:10:03,865 We challenge you to a pie-eating... contest. 201 00:10:05,368 --> 00:10:07,338 No? 202 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,308 [all grunting] 203 00:10:15,678 --> 00:10:16,678 Aah! 204 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,880 Wah! 205 00:10:18,882 --> 00:10:21,850 [grunts] 206 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:23,085 Ooh! 207 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:25,721 Hi-yah. 208 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:27,589 Ow! 209 00:10:27,591 --> 00:10:28,657 Kiyah! 210 00:10:28,659 --> 00:10:29,927 Ooh! 211 00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:33,995 Stop. 212 00:10:33,997 --> 00:10:35,363 These crocs are heroes, 213 00:10:35,365 --> 00:10:37,733 and you come along and start beating on them? 214 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:41,203 Sh-yeah, beatin' on our fists with their faces. 215 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,916 - You call yourselves masters. - Yeah! 216 00:10:43,951 --> 00:10:47,609 [crowd jeering] 217 00:10:47,611 --> 00:10:52,380 Uh, well, a honest mistake. [chuckles] 218 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:57,552 Right, so we'll just be heading out then. 219 00:10:57,554 --> 00:11:00,631 I think that would be best, guy. 220 00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:04,860 Here. 221 00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:08,196 [laughter and cheering] 222 00:11:08,198 --> 00:11:10,465 So how do you like being a hero, Fung? 223 00:11:10,467 --> 00:11:13,789 I like it a lot, Gah-ri. I like it a lot. 224 00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:16,371 [groaning] 225 00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:19,241 So things went weird with, you know, bandit-ing. 226 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,743 But it was actually kinda cool. 227 00:11:20,778 --> 00:11:21,409 [groans] 228 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:22,644 It's like we were the good guys. 229 00:11:22,646 --> 00:11:27,382 Perhaps you have at last discovered your true destiny. 230 00:11:27,384 --> 00:11:32,454 Nah, but we finally found out what we're really supposed to be doing. 231 00:11:32,456 --> 00:11:37,959 The point is: Maybe there's more than one way to defeat the Furious Five. 232 00:11:37,961 --> 00:11:41,129 Like, beat them... like, be better good guys than them? 233 00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:44,466 Oh! Oh, that would be so boss. 234 00:11:44,468 --> 00:11:46,134 Take this. 235 00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:48,637 The next time you see the one they call "Shifu," 236 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:51,840 present it to him. 237 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:53,443 [groaning] 238 00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:56,611 Help! Help! 239 00:11:56,613 --> 00:11:59,681 [groans] 240 00:11:59,683 --> 00:12:02,417 Huh? 241 00:12:04,487 --> 00:12:07,489 [growls, slurps] 242 00:12:07,491 --> 00:12:08,490 [bowl shatters] 243 00:12:08,492 --> 00:12:11,359 [belches] 244 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:13,495 [thud, groans] 245 00:12:13,497 --> 00:12:16,565 Hm... 246 00:12:18,701 --> 00:12:22,437 [cheers and applause] 247 00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:28,977 I don't understand it. 248 00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:31,012 Those guys get everywhere before us. 249 00:12:31,014 --> 00:12:32,948 And all of a sudden, they're, like, good and junk. 250 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,316 I mean, they're good guys, 251 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,518 and they're also, like, good at kung fu. 252 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:40,288 Is that so? Tell me, how is your training going? 253 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:43,491 Uh, monkey ate six pies? 254 00:12:43,493 --> 00:12:45,560 Uh-huh. 255 00:12:45,562 --> 00:12:48,630 Obviously, the crocs have been training. 256 00:12:48,632 --> 00:12:50,465 There's only one master who could teach them 257 00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:54,536 so much so quickly: Master Jia. 258 00:12:54,538 --> 00:12:57,239 He is one of the great kung fu masters of China. 259 00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,040 But greater even than his fighting skill 260 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:02,544 is his belief in the power of training. 261 00:13:02,546 --> 00:13:06,147 He travels the land, accepting only those pupils 262 00:13:06,149 --> 00:13:07,749 who are willing to commit themselves fully 263 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:10,852 to his training regimen. 264 00:13:10,854 --> 00:13:12,724 [bowl shatters] 265 00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:17,392 The reward for their hard work: 266 00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:21,263 Those who train with Master Jia are virtually unbeatable. 267 00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:24,266 [screaming and groaning] 268 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:29,938 So you think the crocs have been training with this Master Jia? 269 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,007 I would stake my reputation on it. 270 00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:34,209 And you're saying that the way to be better than the crocs 271 00:13:34,211 --> 00:13:38,847 - is to train really, really hard? - Exactly. 272 00:13:41,284 --> 00:13:45,253 I... yea... nahhh. 273 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,558 [sighs] 274 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,361 Noodles, soup, dumplings. 275 00:13:56,299 --> 00:13:58,266 We're here for the money, old man. 276 00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:03,571 Oh, really? You think you can handle me and all my... 277 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:07,375 loyal customers? 278 00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:09,544 Not so fast. 279 00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:12,948 - Fung? - Oh, hey, Lumpy. 280 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,250 So is it true you're, like, a good guy now? 281 00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:16,718 Yeah. [chuckles] 282 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,340 It's a funny old world. Right? 283 00:14:20,991 --> 00:14:24,225 [bird chirps] 284 00:14:24,227 --> 00:14:26,728 Oh, okay. So now's, like, when we fight. 285 00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:29,731 [sighs] Uh... 286 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,333 [groaning] 287 00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:33,435 [pants nervously] 288 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:37,605 - Not so fast. - Again? [both pant nervously] 289 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:38,807 [screams] 290 00:14:38,809 --> 00:14:40,642 [both scream] 291 00:14:40,644 --> 00:14:42,077 [both pant nervously] 292 00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:43,445 It's you guys! 293 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,480 I was full-on gonna say the exact same thing. 294 00:14:45,482 --> 00:14:47,649 What are you guys doing here? 295 00:14:47,651 --> 00:14:49,617 Um, saving your dad's noodle shop. 296 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:51,686 - What are you doing here? - That too! 297 00:14:51,688 --> 00:14:54,489 Well, we already saved it, so tough turkey. 298 00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:57,459 You can't... look, look. We're the heroes around here. 299 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,960 - Are not. - Are too. 300 00:14:58,962 --> 00:15:00,261 - Are not. - Are too! 301 00:15:00,263 --> 00:15:05,700 Hey, while you heroes were arguing, those guys robbed me. 302 00:15:05,702 --> 00:15:07,202 You let them get away. 303 00:15:07,204 --> 00:15:10,438 We totally had it handled before you got here, pal. 304 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,108 It's true, son. You did ruin everything. 305 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,510 Thanks, Dad. Thanks for that. 306 00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:19,314 Look at them. The Furious Five are old and played out. 307 00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:22,684 You say that after all we've done for this village? 308 00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:25,220 You named a well after me. 309 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:26,888 [droplet drips] 310 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,391 Look, you guys were great, but maybe it's time 311 00:15:29,392 --> 00:15:31,459 to make way for someone who can still do the job. 312 00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:32,894 Ridiculous. 313 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:35,497 Maybe the Furious Five aren't quite at their peak, 314 00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,632 - but that's no reason to... - Oh, there you are. 315 00:15:37,634 --> 00:15:40,802 Like, I'm supposed to give this to you. 316 00:15:44,206 --> 00:15:46,307 - Oh, no. - What is it? 317 00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:48,843 It's a letter from the Emperor himself. 318 00:15:48,845 --> 00:15:52,981 He sent Jia to train your replacements. 319 00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,549 Wait, what? 320 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,419 The crocs are the new Furious Five. 321 00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:01,056 My friends, we have been fired. 322 00:16:01,058 --> 00:16:02,690 [gasps] No! 323 00:16:02,692 --> 00:16:05,026 Whoo-hoo! 324 00:16:05,028 --> 00:16:07,929 Oh, I'm sorry. That was insensitive. 325 00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:09,230 [whispering] Whoo-hoo. 326 00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,768 We're fired? 327 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,770 So we can, like, move into the Jade Palace? 328 00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:16,756 - That can't be right. - The Jade Palace is our home. 329 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,992 Not anymore. Now it's the crocs' home. 330 00:16:18,994 --> 00:16:22,362 - But they can't... - This is the Emperor's official seal. 331 00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:24,264 To disobey would be treason. 332 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,967 On the plus side, we've totally been living in the bamboo 333 00:16:26,968 --> 00:16:29,669 forest, so at least it's a step up for someone, right? 334 00:16:29,671 --> 00:16:31,939 [laughs] Right? 335 00:16:32,941 --> 00:16:35,875 Okay, we'll have your stuff boxed up and sent to you. 336 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:38,378 Ciao! Mwah. 337 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:40,013 Whoo-hoo! 338 00:16:40,015 --> 00:16:42,682 It has been an honor to work with you, 339 00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:46,786 but nothing lasts forever. 340 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,728 Good-bye. 341 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:01,534 - This is... ! - All my fault. 342 00:17:01,536 --> 00:17:04,471 All your... well, now it's no fun. 343 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:08,408 I know it's my fault! But maybe it's not too late to fix it. 344 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,909 Of course it's too late. 345 00:17:09,911 --> 00:17:13,380 That scroll says the crocs are the new Furious Five! 346 00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,716 Hold on. 347 00:17:16,718 --> 00:17:19,052 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, 348 00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:21,442 hold on, hold on, hold on! 349 00:17:22,858 --> 00:17:24,190 Holding. 350 00:17:24,192 --> 00:17:26,493 It says Master Jia is commanded 351 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:29,763 to train the replacements for the Furious Five. 352 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:32,599 He trained the crocs, but that doesn't mean 353 00:17:32,601 --> 00:17:36,231 he can't train the replacements for them too! 354 00:17:37,705 --> 00:17:41,074 Master Jia? Hello? 355 00:17:41,076 --> 00:17:43,343 Olly olly oxen free! 356 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:45,078 Jia, jia, jia, jia, jia! 357 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,913 [groans] 358 00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:50,350 That's it, I give up. We're never gonna... 359 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:52,252 What? 360 00:17:52,254 --> 00:17:54,888 Aah! 361 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,724 Wow, you're really small. 362 00:17:57,726 --> 00:18:00,927 - Master Jia, I presume? - Yes. 363 00:18:00,929 --> 00:18:05,732 And you must be the one they call "Po." 364 00:18:05,734 --> 00:18:07,140 - Yah! - Wah! 365 00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:08,802 [groans] 366 00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,771 Lesson one: Never drop your guard. 367 00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:14,374 So you'll train us? 368 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:17,777 If I do, this will be the most intense, arduous, 369 00:18:17,779 --> 00:18:21,147 and painful training you have ever experienced. 370 00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:22,982 - Boo-ya! - Oh. 371 00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:28,221 I, uh... I didn't realize. That sounds kind of, uh... 372 00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:31,033 [sighs] We're in. 373 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,961 [snores] 374 00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,163 Ow! Ah! Oh! 375 00:18:37,165 --> 00:18:39,933 Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 376 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:44,304 [groaning] 377 00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:50,743 [crunch] Oh. 378 00:18:50,745 --> 00:18:55,648 [panting] 379 00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:58,685 [pants and groans] 380 00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:00,687 [groans] 381 00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:03,923 [all groan] 382 00:19:06,193 --> 00:19:09,295 [screams] Yah! 383 00:19:09,297 --> 00:19:10,530 Hah! 384 00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:12,266 Ow... 385 00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,311 Aw, this is the life, huh? 386 00:19:25,313 --> 00:19:29,115 Food, shelter, lots of ancient weapons, 387 00:19:29,117 --> 00:19:31,451 custom tile and junk. 388 00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:32,452 There's trouble in the village! 389 00:19:32,454 --> 00:19:35,221 [groans] What is it now? 390 00:19:35,223 --> 00:19:37,857 Bandits are robbing Ying the grocer. 391 00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:39,959 Ah. 392 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,529 Hm, hm, hm. 393 00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,330 Well, according to my records, 394 00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:47,166 Ying failed to make his protection payment this week, 395 00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:50,737 so the dude is up a xiaoxi without a duanjiang. 396 00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:54,307 The old Furious Five never charged people, you know? 397 00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:57,505 Yeah, faulty business model. 398 00:19:57,512 --> 00:20:02,515 [all grunting] 399 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,384 You have trained well, my pupils. 400 00:20:04,386 --> 00:20:07,153 - Even me? - Yes, Po. 401 00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:10,390 Although perhaps with a little more crying than the others. 402 00:20:10,392 --> 00:20:13,463 Dad says that's my special gift. 403 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:18,231 - Come with me. - Where are we going, Master Jia? 404 00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,233 If you want the Jade Palace back, 405 00:20:20,235 --> 00:20:26,339 you'll have to prove you're more worthy of it than the crocs are. 406 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,109 They're back. They're back! 407 00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:33,913 - Where have you been? - The crocs charge money to protect us! 408 00:20:33,915 --> 00:20:35,949 They take our goods whenever they feel like it. 409 00:20:35,951 --> 00:20:37,917 They eat raw onions. 410 00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:39,953 So you're saying you miss us? 411 00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:43,323 Yes, we do. [overlapping agreements] 412 00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:49,228 Well, if it isn't the Spurious Five. 413 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:51,531 - That means "fake." - Fung. 414 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:55,718 They are here to challenge you for the Jade Palace. 415 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:57,303 So be it. 416 00:20:57,305 --> 00:21:00,073 [all shout] 417 00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:04,043 [grunting and shouting] 418 00:21:05,746 --> 00:21:08,047 I can't help but notice you guys have been training. 419 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,315 Thanks. 420 00:21:09,317 --> 00:21:10,750 [grunting] Ha! 421 00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:11,985 [groans] 422 00:21:11,987 --> 00:21:14,721 And I can't help but notice that you guys haven't. 423 00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:16,823 Well, we've been busy with all the graft 424 00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:19,598 and corruption, and the like. 425 00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:22,228 [grunts] 426 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:27,734 [both grunting] 427 00:21:27,736 --> 00:21:29,269 Ah... 428 00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:31,671 You have to make time for training, Fung. 429 00:21:31,673 --> 00:21:35,777 True warriors must always be at their peak. 430 00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:39,345 But it's so... [groans] hard. 431 00:21:41,982 --> 00:21:45,506 [grunting] 432 00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:47,820 Aah! 433 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:51,190 [grunting] Training may be hard, 434 00:21:51,192 --> 00:21:53,159 but it's not as hard as this! 435 00:21:53,161 --> 00:21:54,927 Wa-yah! 436 00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:56,629 [groans] 437 00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:59,316 See, guys, I used to think training was something 438 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,001 you did until your kung fu was good enough. 439 00:22:02,003 --> 00:22:04,771 Now, I see that kung fu is training. 440 00:22:04,773 --> 00:22:07,173 It's something you have to live every day. 441 00:22:07,175 --> 00:22:10,209 Well said, panda. Well said. 442 00:22:10,211 --> 00:22:13,946 Thank you very... wait, what? 443 00:22:17,651 --> 00:22:18,885 - Shifu? - Really? 444 00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:20,353 - No way. - Should've seen that coming. 445 00:22:20,355 --> 00:22:22,822 [gasps] I feel used, guy. 446 00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,525 Po, I had to go to some extremes, 447 00:22:25,527 --> 00:22:27,527 but I think I may have finally gotten you 448 00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:29,896 to understand the true importance of training. 449 00:22:29,898 --> 00:22:32,198 You sure have, Master Shifu. [chuckles] 450 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,855 - Good, so... - That's why I'm glad we just did 451 00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:37,136 a whole bunch of it so we can take a break for a while. 452 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,671 Whoo! Who wants a nap? 453 00:22:38,673 --> 00:22:40,173 - Me! - I'll take two! 454 00:22:40,175 --> 00:22:42,095 [Tigress sighs] 455 00:22:42,744 --> 00:22:43,689 [frustrated sigh] 456 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:45,890 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~