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<b> 3x08 - Serpent's Tooth </b>

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<i>? Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda! ?  </i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom! ?</i>

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<i>? Raised in a noodle shop ?</i>

5
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<i>? never seeking glory or fame ?</i>

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<i>? he climbed the mountain top ?</i>

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<i>? and earned
the Dragon Warrior name. ?</i>

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<i>? Hu! Ah! Ya! ?</i>

9
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<i>? Kung Fu Panda! ?</i>

10
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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

11
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<i>? Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ?</i>

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<i>? and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ?</i>

13
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<i>? Kung Fu Panda. ?</i>

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<i>? Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom! ?</i>

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<i>? He lives, he trains ?</i>

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<i>? and he fights
with the Furious Five ?</i>

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<i>? protect the Valley
somethin' somethin' ?</i>

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<i>? somethin' somethin' alive ?</i>

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<i>? Oh! Ah! Uh! ?</i>

20
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<i>? Kung Fu Panda ?</i>

21
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<i>? Legends of awesomeness. ?</i>

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Sweet!

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[soft music]

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<i><font color="cyan"> sync & correction by f1nc0
~ addic7ed.com ~ </font></i>

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<i>[muffled banging]</i>

26
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<i>Aqueduct, ha!
No good will come of it, I say.</i>

27
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<i>[shovel plops] What?</i>

28
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<i>This thing's gonna supply
water to the entire valley.</i>

29
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Just think of it.
No more walking to the well.

30
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Yeah, but why do they have to
run it through these Mu Tong fields?

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This stuff is toxic.

32
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<i>Only if you ingest it.
Just relax.</i>

33
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<i>Why are you so jumpy?</i>

34
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<i>- Seriously? You've heard the rumors.
- What, about some killer snake?</i>

35
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Please. You can't believe
everything you hear.

36
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[shovel bangs]

37
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<i>I wouldn't be too sure of that.</i>

38
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Bow down, "cur-sed" two-leggers.

39
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Bow down before lord Fu-Xi.

40
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[gasps] Too... 
too scared... to bow.

41
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Such a pity for you.

42
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[grunts savagely]

43
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<i>Hurry up, slowpokes!</i>

44
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We're late for the aqueduct festival!

45
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Another festival?
Don't these villagers ever work?

46
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Lighten up, Tigress.
It's just an excuse to have a good time.

47
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 Sure, if you're some lazy 
no-account slacker.

48
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<i>Aqueduct! 
[laughs giddily]</i>

49
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Whoa!

50
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<i>[bodies hit ground]
All: Oh!</i>

51
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Sorry, guys. [grunts] I got
swept away with aqueduct fever.

52
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Do you even know what an aqueduct is?

53
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- Could you repeat the, uh, question?
- Let's just go to the festival.

54
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[screams]
[body hits ground]

55
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I may need a shower first.

56
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[music]
[overlapping chattering]

57
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[silence]

58
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Hey, every...
body.

59
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<i>[gasps shakily]
Ooh!</i>

60
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[tense music]

61
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- Why is everyone staring at us?
- I think they're staring at Viper.

62
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[grunts, whimpers]

63
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[gasps]

64
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- Are you okay?
- I'm so sorry.

65
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With the stories we've been hearing,

66
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I guess we're all
a little wary of snakes.

67
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What? What stories?

68
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There's an evil monster
lurking in the forest!

69
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<i>A scary snake.
Just like you!</i>

70
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Hang on a second.
This is crazy.

71
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Viper's a great warrior.
A master of the Jade Palace.

72
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And one of my best friends.
[whimpering shakily]

73
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- Po, it's okay.
- No, no, no, it's not okay.

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Don't be scared, little buddy.

75
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I felt the same way about
Viper until I got to know her.

76
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Yeah!
What?

77
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But now I love everything about her!

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The scales, fangs,
her sinister forked tongue.

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That creepy slithering thing she does.

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[whines loudly]

81
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- I think I'm winning him over.
- Hmm.

82
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This is Master Viper
we're talking about.

83
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- You're all acting like fools.
- Yeah, that's how you win 'em over.

84
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Come on, folks! There's no proof that

85
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any snake has done anything to anyone.

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<i>Snake!</i>

87
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He's after me! Run for your lives!

88
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No! No! He's everywhere!

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[yelling and whimpering]

90
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Calm down! Calm down!
What's wrong?

91
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[yelps]

92
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It's okay. You're safe now.

93
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[dramatic musical surge]

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Fu-Xi.
Fu-Xi!

95
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[groans hysterically]

96
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Fu-Xi?

97
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<i>So the evil snake's name is Fu-Xi?</i>

98
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Sounds like he's some sneaky, slimy, 
belly-crawling snake.

99
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I think we've covered that, Po.

100
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Whoever Fu-Xi is,
he must be considered a grave menace.

101
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No! 
Lord Fu-Xi is not a menace!

102
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- What?
- Hold on, I'll field this one.

103
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- What?
- You...

104
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you don't understand.

105
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<i>[growls]</i>

106
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<i>Lord Fu-Xi is a descendent 
of the dragon gods.</i>

107
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<i>He's strong, fast as lightning.</i>

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<i>At first, he bravely
fought to defend China.</i>

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<i>His venom fills his victims
with a mind-numbing fear.</i>

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<i>His terrified enemy would simply flee,
and he harmed no one.</i>

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<i>But there were those
that feared his power.</i>

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<i>[indistinct shouts]</i>

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<i>Fu-Xi and his family were persecuted.</i>

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<i>Enraged, he turned renegade,</i>

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<i>swearing vengeance against
his two-legged oppressors.</i>

116
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But even now,

117
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every snake in China still
regards him as a hero.

118
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But you saw what
he did to that worker.

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- You can't possibly think he's a hero.
- I'm a snake, aren't I?

120
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Yeah, but you're not like other
snakes. You're, you know, nice.

121
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- And other snakes aren't?
- Yes. No. Trick question!

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Attitudes like that are the
reason Fu-Xi turned renegade.

123
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<i>Viper, enough.</i>

124
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We've got to work together if
we're gonna take Fu-Xi down.

125
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I'm sorry, master. I...
I don't think I can do that.

126
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- What?
- You can't be serious.

127
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Viper, you know this enemy.
We need you.

128
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I won't fight against my own kind.
I won't!

129
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Master Viper.
I'd like to speak to you privately.

130
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Yes, sir.

131
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[sighs]

132
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- Why'd Viper get so mad at me?
- Uh, let's see.

133
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One, she's upset all the
villagers turned against her.

134
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And, two, you were
extremely uncool, man.

135
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- Whoa! Waa!
- Yeah, Po.

136
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If you have a problem with snakes,

137
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then you have a problem with Viper.

138
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That's not true!
I love Viper!

139
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She's kind, and generous, and good.

140
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But it is kind of gross when
she unhinges her jaws at lunch.

141
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[birds chirping]

142
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You're right. I'm a
closet snake-a-phobe.

143
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Gah! I disgust me.

144
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<i>Everyone, Viper has
something she'd like to say.</i>

145
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I may be a snake, but my first
duty is to the Jade palace.

146
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I'll do what I can to stop Fu-Xi.

147
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Viper, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

148
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It's okay, Po.
[softly] Forget it.

149
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Because of her expertise,

150
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I'm sending Viper to investigate
the scene of the attack.

151
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- Po, you are going with her.
- Right.

152
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Don't worry, Master Shifu.
We'll catch that snaky, scaly...

153
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I mean serpent-y, slithering,
uh, forky-tongue...

154
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Aah!

155
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[birds chirping]

156
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Just go.

157
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[light music]

158
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[water rushing]

159
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<i>Excuse me, fellas.</i>

160
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Have you seen a very large,
very lethal snake in this area?

161
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[gasps] Snake!

162
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[overlapping screaming]

163
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[softly]
Thanks for your cooperation.

164
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They think I'm a bad guy
just because I'm a snake.

165
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[sighs] That's 'cause
they don't know the real you.

166
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They can't see past the skin
shedding and the leg-less-ness.

167
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- Which I love.
- Maybe we should split up.

168
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Wouldn't it be
safer to stay together?

169
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- Not for you. [shimmer]
- Viper, I...

170
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[groans]

171
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Don't even know why I'm
helping these petty jerks.

172
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[rattles]

173
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That's as far as you go, snake!

174
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- Wait, I'm on your side.
- You don't fool us.

175
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Don't come any closer!
I don't want to hurt you.

176
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Iee!

177
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[both grunting]
[groans]

178
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[grunts]
Ooh.

179
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Ooh. [grunting]

180
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[screams savagely]

181
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Yah!

182
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Miserable two-leggers.

183
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No one harms a serpent while I live.

184
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[all scream savagely]
[hisses]

185
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[grunting, punching]

186
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[inhaling]
Lord Fu-Xi!

187
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[screams]

188
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You... you saved me.

189
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Did I?

190
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[inhales]
[gasps]

191
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[grunts]

192
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[screams goofily]
[bangs into cart]

193
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<i>Lord Fu-Xi, wait!</i>

194
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You saved me.
Twice.

195
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Thank you.

196
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I'd do the same for any
serpent, little sister.

197
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Even the great Master
Viper of the Jade palace.

198
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- You... you know me?
- We all know you. You're a serpent.

199
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Yet you fight for the two-leggers.

200
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- Why?
- They're my friends.

201
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We... we protect the valley.

202
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I protect the valley as well,
from your so-called friends.

203
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Well, Viper, are you here to defeat me,

204
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do the two-leggers
bidding, and lock me up?

205
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I-I was.
But I can't.

206
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You are a great hero.
The others just don't understand.

207
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Large, scary snake?
Coils of death?

208
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Kinda fangy? Anyone? No?
[screaming]

209
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Sir, please, I'm conducting
a criminal investigation.

210
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- S-s-snake! Back there!
- Huh?

211
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Oh, that's just my pal Viper.
She's totally cool.

212
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But do not eat lunch with her.

213
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[shudders]
But there's two of them!

214
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[overlapping shouting]

215
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Two?
[gasps] Viper!

216
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I'm flattered you
think so highly of me,

217
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little sister.
But I warn you,

218
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I'm about to strike a great
blow for serpents everywhere.

219
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You and your Jade palace friends
had better stay out of my way.

220
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:18,743
Lord Fu-Xi, wait.
Maybe I can...

221
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:21,913
- Maybe I can help you.
- [dramatically] Really?

222
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- Viper! Hah!
- Wait!

223
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For what?
He's evil.

224
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[grunting]

225
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Aah! 
Not that all snakes are evil.

226
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[hisses]

227
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,962
Wa-hah!

228
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:39,764
I'm sure he has many good qualities.

229
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:40,798
[chuckles]

230
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<i>Perish, fool!
[grunts]</i>

231
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[both grunting, punching]

232
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Feel free to help anytime.
[hisses]

233
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,413
- Po, stop!
- Don't worry about me, Viper.

234
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This guy's tough, but not tough enough

235
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,817
to fight the paralyzing shoulder pinch!

236
00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,385
Course, might be tough,

237
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,421
<i>what with the lack of
shoulders and... gah!</i>

238
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,491
[both grunting]

239
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,898
[punches]

240
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,166
[cracking]

241
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,567
Ha-ha!

242
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,237
Sorry, pal, you brought
this on yourself.

243
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,405
No!

244
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,840
[grunting]

245
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,942
[panting]

246
00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:28,179
Come on!

247
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,749
Viper?

248
00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:38,856
You saved me back there.
Thank you, little sister.

249
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:43,027
You're...
You're welcome, lord Fu-Xi.

250
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:47,698
Your former friends won't be happy
about your betrayal, you know.

251
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,767
I did what I felt was right.

252
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,036
And I'm not sure they
ever were my friends.

253
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:58,276
I spent my entire life trying
to fit in, but I was always...

254
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,378
different.

255
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,548
Yes, and you should be
proud of that difference.

256
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,427
You're a snake.
Now, act like one!

257
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:13,457
- I'm not sure I know how anymore.
- For starters, stop being so...

258
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:18,736
- nice.
- Snakes can be nice.

259
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:24,235
<i>No, they can't!</i>

260
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:28,206
Snakes must inspire fear.

261
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:32,877
That's how we survive.
Go ahead, try and frighten me.

262
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,546
Waaah! Wah! Boo!

263
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,315
<i>Yah! Ooh!</i>

264
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:41,652
Gah!

265
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,821
Oh, that's, uh, that's pretty bad.

266
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:48,059
<i>But...
you have potential.</i>

267
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:52,496
[darkly] If you're willing
to do what it takes.

268
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:57,034
[dramatic musical surge]

269
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,736
[panting]

270
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,871
Viper!

271
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,674
Where are you?

272
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,577
That creepy cobra must
have brainwashed her.

273
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,946
And my stupid comments
probably didn't help.

274
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,351
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!

275
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,354
Huh?

276
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,730
- So, are you ready to help me?
- I am.

277
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,766
Ready to restore
justice, peace, and freedom

278
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,535
throughout the land
for snakes everywhere?

279
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,405
Yes!
How do we do it?

280
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,908
By driving every two-legger
in the valley mad.

281
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:41,712
- I... huh?
- My bite instills terror.

282
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,783
But it wears off eventually.

283
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:49,487
But if I mix that
venom with Mu Tong root,

284
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,823
then the effect becomes permanent.

285
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,727
Madness will reign
throughout the two-leggers.

286
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,829
[shouting] 
In the chaos...

287
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,432
[darkly] 
we shall seize the power

288
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,901
that is rightfully ours.

289
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,904
But... but how could you
have enough venom for that?

290
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,408
I have more than enough hidden
away in a secret location,

291
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:14,342
and you're gonna help me deliver it
into the valley's water supply.

292
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,114
But...

293
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,483
You'd prefer to go back 
to the two-leggers,

294
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:23,463
with their hate and fear
and jokes at your expense?

295
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,123
[sighs]

296
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,360
<i>Viper? Where are you?</i>

297
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:32,596
It's time to decide, little sister.

298
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:38,202
Are you a snake...
or aren't you?

299
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,771
Viper!
Oh, what a relief.

300
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,041
I'm so sorry about
the dumb things I said.

301
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,274
- Po.
- Look, you're nothing

302
00:15:46,369 --> 00:15:48,242
like that scaly loser.
You're one of us.

303
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:52,330
Now let's catch that creepy cobra
and lock him up for good.

304
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,387
Viper?

305
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,855
[screams]

306
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:02,727
Viper! You...
bit me.

307
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:03,861
[groans]

308
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:08,532
[giggling] Welcome
back to the family...

309
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,703
little sister.

310
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,643
[groans]
[evil laugh]

311
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,713
<i>That was cold! Ruthless!</i>

312
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,081
<i>I love it!</i>

313
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,717
<i>[grunts]
Nothing clever to say now, Po?</i>

314
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,986
No stupid snake joke?

315
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,054
[groans]

316
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,723
<i>[chuckling] 
Oh, you are bad.</i>

317
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:36,494
<i>I knew you had it in you, little sister.</i>

318
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:40,164
<i>You lose, panda. We win.</i>

319
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,899
Very exciting, folks.

320
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,834
We're minutes away from
opening the sluice gate.

321
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,403
Water for everyone!

322
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,072
[cheers and applause]

323
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,864
[tense music]

324
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,747
No sign of Fu-Xi.

325
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,049
Perhaps Po and Viper have
already caught up to him.

326
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:01,051
What if they didn't?

327
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:06,223
You're not a "tea cup's half full"
kind of guy, are you?

328
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:10,060
<i>Oh, they're so proud
of this thing they've built.</i>

329
00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:13,764
But one drink from
their new water supply

330
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,735
and the entire valley will
belong to the serpents!

331
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:21,238
Poison the water supply?
And you're gonna let him?

332
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,541
What's the matter with you?
I don't believe this!

333
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,076
Aah! [grunts]

334
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:27,378
[clank]

335
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:32,583
Here it is...
my fear toxin.

336
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,784
[lid clanks]

337
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,787
Now to add the Mu Tong root.

338
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,589
No!

339
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:39,623
Yah!

340
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,125
[screams, groans]

341
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,393
We don't have time for this!

342
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,327
- Finish him!
- Huh?

343
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,497
- I warned you, Po.
- Viper, this isn't you!

344
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,668
You've had this coming
for a long time now.

345
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:55,005
Yah!

346
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,675
- Huh?
- What are you doing?

347
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,578
Sorry, Fu-Xi.
Your reign of terror ends now.

348
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,580
Viper! Ha! I knew it!

349
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,448
You're not all evil and nasty.

350
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,951
Shifu sent me
 to uncover Fu-Xi's plan.

351
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,488
<i>I had to find the hidden venom
before I could make my move.</i>

352
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,090
But you bit him.
I saw you.

353
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:19,477
Paralyzing shoulder pinch.
I'd never bite one of my best friends.

354
00:18:22,462 --> 00:18:26,637
- Traitor!
- Po!

355
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,439
Gyah!

356
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,876
[creaking]

357
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,043
[grunting fiercely]

358
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,879
[both grunt]

359
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,381
[screams]

360
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,482
Ha!

361
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:42,720
[gasps] Oh.

362
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:47,392
I trusted you, and you betrayed me!

363
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,393
Oh, darn.

364
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:50,995
[tree trunk creaks, cracks]

365
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:55,299
[all screaming]

366
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,302
[both grunting]

367
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,476
Ahh!

368
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,011
Wah!

369
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,514
Don't let the venom spill in the water!

370
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:15,719
[both grunting]

371
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:20,257
[roars]
Ooh!

372
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:24,695
[grunting]

373
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,763
[chuckles]

374
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,098
[chomps]
Aah!

375
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,267
<i>[grunts]
Aah!</i>

376
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:33,604
<i>[grunts]
Waah!</i>

377
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,574
<i>Woah.</i>

378
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,176
<i>[yells]</i>

379
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,544
Hey!

380
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,421
Nyah!

381
00:19:42,524 --> 00:19:44,730
Po!
 [screams]

382
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,251
[gasps]
The venom!

383
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,219
[burbling]

384
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:53,290
[screams]

385
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,059
Po!

386
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,062
<i>[grunts]
Aah!</i>

387
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:02,199
[grunts savagely]
[tail whips]

388
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,235
[evil laugh]

389
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,237
<i>Cups ready, folks.</i>

390
00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:08,539
When the water comes through,

391
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,374
let's take a big drink to celebrate.

392
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,543
[all cheering]

393
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,313
[grunts]

394
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,749
No! Can't let the
water reach the village!

395
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,917
[both grunting]

396
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,653
[grunting]
[log creaking]

397
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,755
You're mine.

398
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:28,092
Oh! Come on! Come on!
 [log crackling]

399
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,827
[grunts]

400
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,228
[both screaming]

401
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,298
[water rushes]

402
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,900
Let the water flow!

403
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,137
[all cheering]

404
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,573
[disappointed groans]

405
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:46,377
Fu-Xi must have wrecked the aqueduct.

406
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:53,084
I'm not so sure about that.

407
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,119
[groans]

408
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,420
What happened?

409
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,956
My head went all loopy.
[laughs]

410
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,991
Viper!

411
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,762
<i>Viper?
Viper!</i>

412
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,996
[gasps]

413
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,166
Viper!

414
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,434
[grunts]

415
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,878
Viper, speak to me.
Please.

416
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,809
[weakly] I-I'm sorry 
I had to trick you, Po.

417
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,212
- It was the only way.
- But you saved everyone.

418
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,048
Don't know about Fu-Xi, though.

419
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,883
Oh!

420
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,218
I would have shared
my kingdom with you.

421
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,722
Hurting others doesn't fix the
hurt that's been done to you.

422
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,770
Forget your hate.
Be the hero you once were.

423
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,996
How could you choose
the two-leggers over me?

424
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:43,367
Especially that... panda.
He hates all snakes.

425
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:46,036
- Wha-ha!

426
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,705
Not really. Just you.

427
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,807
- Viper!
- Yah!

428
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,809
Huh?

429
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,179
Yah!
[screaming]

430
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,014
Ooh!

431
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,483
[babbles]

432
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:02,419
[body hits ground]

433
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:05,422
[light music]

434
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:14,598
- Nice work, Master Viper.
- Thank you.

435
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,400
You know, you didn't
have to keep me in the dark.

436
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,335
It's not like I would
have said the wrong thing

437
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:22,005
and blown it and... yeah,
I guess I see your point.

438
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,607
Look! It's Viper!

439
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:26,276
She saved everyone
from that terrible cobra!

440
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,779
[all cheering]

441
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:33,283
- I love you, Viper.
- Oh, I love you too.

442
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:37,054
I'm sorry I was such a jerk, Viper.
But I hope now you realize

443
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,189
just how much everyone cares for you.

444
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,359
I do.
I just feel badly for Fu-Xi.

445
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,229
He was a great and noble soul once.

446
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:48,365
Yeah, well, you know
what they say about snakes.

447
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,067
[silence]

448
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,436
Uh... they're fantastic.

449
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:55,205
Am I right?
Give it up.

450
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,406
[screams]

451
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:57,775
<i>I had that coming.</i>

452
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,276
<i>[groans]</i>

453
00:23:02,704 --> 00:23:06,368
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