1 00:00:07,605 --> 00:00:10,797 3x03 - The Break Up 2 00:00:11,828 --> 00:00:14,995 ? Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ? 3 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:18,199 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ? 4 00:00:18,201 --> 00:00:20,101 ? Raised in a noodle shop ? 5 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,836 ? never seeking glory or fame ? 6 00:00:21,838 --> 00:00:23,137 ? he climbed the mountain top ? 7 00:00:23,139 --> 00:00:25,306 ? and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ? 8 00:00:25,308 --> 00:00:26,674 ? Hu! Ah! Ya! ? 9 00:00:26,676 --> 00:00:28,442 ? Kung Fu Panda! ? 10 00:00:28,444 --> 00:00:31,045 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ? 11 00:00:31,047 --> 00:00:34,548 ? Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ? 12 00:00:34,550 --> 00:00:38,085 ? and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ? 13 00:00:38,087 --> 00:00:39,954 ? Kung Fu Panda. ? 14 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,857 ? Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! ? 15 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:43,924 ? He lives, he trains ? 16 00:00:43,926 --> 00:00:46,627 ? and he fights with the Furious Five ? 17 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,329 ? protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ? 18 00:00:48,331 --> 00:00:49,630 ? somethin' somethin' alive ? 19 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:50,931 ? Oh! Ah! Uh! ? 20 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:53,966 ? Kung Fu Panda ? 21 00:00:54,237 --> 00:00:56,036 ? Legends of awesomeness. ? 22 00:00:56,199 --> 00:00:57,299 Sweet! 23 00:00:59,501 --> 00:01:02,551 [wistful music] 24 00:01:03,379 --> 00:01:06,564 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,794 You see, guys, the key to picking a lock 26 00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:18,144 is a will of iron and a steady... ah, darn it, I dropped the... 27 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,545 Can you just... just pick it up. 28 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,881 Just give it! Gol, about time. 29 00:01:21,883 --> 00:01:25,218 Anyway, as I was saying... click! 30 00:01:25,220 --> 00:01:27,320 [all murmuring approval] 31 00:01:27,322 --> 00:01:29,889 I know, just like that, it's open. 32 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:39,799 [grunts] 33 00:01:39,801 --> 00:01:43,402 [grunting] 34 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,371 Well, if you'd hold the light where I could see... aah! 35 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:47,173 Ow! Darn it! 36 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,108 Why can't you just... oof! 37 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,980 If you guys want some noodles, 38 00:01:53,982 --> 00:01:57,049 it's best to stop by during business hours. 39 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:58,651 [spits] 40 00:01:58,653 --> 00:02:02,179 Oh, are you kidding? Gary! 41 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:04,056 I'm just at the part where the milkmaid 42 00:02:04,058 --> 00:02:06,058 falls in love with the stable boy. 43 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:08,261 We're not talking about milkmaids. 44 00:02:08,263 --> 00:02:12,865 We're talking about you botching lookout duty. Look! 45 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:15,167 - See? Him. - 'Sup? 46 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:20,606 Darn it, Gary. Look, this job is tough enough without... 47 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:23,509 Trying to pick a lock when the key is under the mat? 48 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:28,180 - Uh, hate to interrupt... - No, hang on, guy. 49 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:30,883 Listen, you know what, Gary? I'm sick and tired 50 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,853 of your know-it-all attitude, and your fancy words, 51 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:37,023 and your book-reading... with your eyes! 52 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,526 You're the worst croc bandit ever. 53 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,595 [all gasping] 54 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:46,866 Yeah... [chuckles] you guys have a lot to talk about, so... 55 00:02:46,868 --> 00:02:49,969 No, no, don't go. I want you all to hear this. 56 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:51,570 - Oh, yeah? - Fung... 57 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:53,406 - I am tired of your insults. - Oh. 58 00:02:53,408 --> 00:02:54,540 - Your insensitivity... - Ooh. 59 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,875 - What's up with that? - Oh. 60 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:57,643 And your constant mispronunciation of my name. 61 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,478 - What? - It's "Gah-ri." 62 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,881 - "Gah-ri"! - Oh, yeah, Gah-ri? 63 00:03:01,883 --> 00:03:03,883 Well, I think I have a solution to your problem. 64 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:06,519 - Me too. I quit! - You're fired! 65 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:10,790 - I quit. - You're fired. 66 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,091 - No, no, I quit. - You can't quit, 67 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:13,326 - 'Cause you're fired. - I'm fired? 68 00:03:13,328 --> 00:03:15,494 - No, you're fired. - No... how am I fired? I'm the leader. 69 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:19,432 Um... I'm gonna go ahead and fight you now. 70 00:03:19,434 --> 00:03:23,836 Huh? Oh! Oh, gosh... I'm sorry, guy, sure. 71 00:03:23,838 --> 00:03:28,474 Everyone but Gary... attack! 72 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,942 Oof! 73 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:35,581 [fighting sounds] 74 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,716 Argh... huh? 75 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,086 - Oops. - What? 76 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:41,220 [kung fu grunts] 77 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:44,523 Ow! 78 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,360 Everyone but Gary... retreat! 79 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,604 Hey, thanks for the... [sobs] 80 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,279 [sobbing] 81 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:12,718 Why don't we all go inside for a... a nice cup of tea? 82 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,687 I wish I could. 83 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,956 But don't let me stop you two from, uh, you know... 84 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:20,110 Where are you going? You can't just stick me 85 00:04:20,111 --> 00:04:24,463 - with a sobbing crocodile. - Sorry, Dad, I-I got midnight patrol. 86 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,464 It's important, you know, I'm, uh... 87 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:27,967 Dragon Warrior, I know, I know. 88 00:04:27,969 --> 00:04:31,237 Mr. Big pants always got something important to do. 89 00:04:31,239 --> 00:04:33,873 Thanks for your understanding. 90 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,408 Uh, good to see you, Gah-ri. 91 00:04:35,410 --> 00:04:38,711 [blubbers] 92 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:41,847 You too. Uh, bye, Dad! 93 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:45,251 [sighs] [blubbering] 94 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,221 [scats] 95 00:04:49,223 --> 00:04:52,425 Two, three... [scatting] 96 00:04:52,427 --> 00:04:55,594 Dad! Dad... 97 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:58,097 Gah-ri? 98 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:05,404 - Dad, what's Gah-ri doing back here? - Back? He never left. 99 00:05:05,406 --> 00:05:09,408 You can be honest, despite my obviously fragile state. 100 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,778 You're letting him make soup? In your kitchen? 101 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:16,248 With your good ladle? You never even let me touch it. 102 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,517 [gulps] 103 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:22,388 It's fantastic. You're a natural, Gah-ri. A natural. 104 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:25,624 He has broth in his blood, noodles in his soul. 105 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:29,261 I'll be the judge of that. Hit me. 106 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,534 [slurps] 107 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,937 Mmm... mmm! 108 00:05:37,939 --> 00:05:41,373 [satisfied moans] 109 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:46,612 [moaning] 110 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,914 [moaning continues] 111 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,383 [sighs] 112 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,919 - Needs salt. - Oh, good tip. 113 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:56,555 I'm always up for constructive criticism. 114 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:58,991 Not like the abuse I took from Fung. 115 00:05:58,993 --> 00:06:00,326 [sniffles] 116 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:01,494 - It's okay. 117 00:06:01,496 --> 00:06:03,762 Why don't you go take a break [chuckles], 118 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:07,566 - and go wait on some tables? - Thanks, Mr. Ping. 119 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,335 I don't know what I'd do without you. 120 00:06:09,337 --> 00:06:11,804 Oh, Gah-ri. 121 00:06:11,806 --> 00:06:14,940 Dad, why are you letting him hang out with you? 122 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:19,078 - He's a croc bandit. - Was. Once upon a time. 123 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,148 Once upon a time yesterday! 124 00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,949 Now you're letting him touch your ladle. 125 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:27,820 Gah-ri is a changed croc, Po. 126 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:30,757 And you seemed fine enough to leave me alone with 127 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,692 him last night so you could go off Dragon Warrioring. 128 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:39,131 Oh, well, he was upset, so I -I didn't think that he was... fine. 129 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:40,428 But don't think I won't be keeping my 130 00:06:40,537 --> 00:06:43,849 eye on him, 'cause I will. Both of 'em. 131 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,009 After I have a little... ow! 132 00:06:50,011 --> 00:06:51,443 [sips] 133 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,812 I'm so glad you enjoyed your meal. 134 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,714 Please let me know if there's anything, 135 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,017 anything at all, I can get you two lovely ladies. 136 00:07:00,037 --> 00:07:01,504 [giggles] 137 00:07:01,506 --> 00:07:04,340 Well, could you recommend a dessert? 138 00:07:04,342 --> 00:07:07,910 - Oh, you know what's awesome is the... - I was talking to Gah-ri. 139 00:07:07,912 --> 00:07:12,648 - Oh. Sorry. - I highly recommend the coconut balls. 140 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:16,919 - Oh, but my waistline. - Mrs. Yoon, if I may be so bold, 141 00:07:16,921 --> 00:07:19,522 you look sveltely ravishing. 142 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:22,158 I'll bring you two orders. It'll just be between us. 143 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,460 [giggles] Oh, you. 144 00:07:25,496 --> 00:07:28,397 That's the most expensive item on the menu, 145 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:30,166 and he's already sold five today. 146 00:07:30,168 --> 00:07:32,735 I can't believe I ever got along without him. 147 00:07:32,737 --> 00:07:34,637 Great. 148 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,114 [gasps] Dad! Dad! 149 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:48,784 - What, Po? What's wrong? - What happened to my room? 150 00:07:48,786 --> 00:07:51,687 Oh, Gah-ri did a little rearranging 151 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:53,389 when he moved in. [chuckles] 152 00:07:53,391 --> 00:07:55,458 I think it looks better. 153 00:07:55,460 --> 00:08:00,696 - Has a nice flow. - Gah-ri moved into my room? 154 00:08:00,698 --> 00:08:04,100 Uh, son, you live at the Jade Palace now. 155 00:08:04,102 --> 00:08:07,269 - I didn't think you would mind... - Where are my action figures? 156 00:08:07,271 --> 00:08:10,806 Wow. Guy can really wrap. 157 00:08:10,808 --> 00:08:14,043 And fold. And braid. 158 00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:17,079 Well, this is fine. I guess. 159 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:20,116 Gah-ri's really turned his life around. 160 00:08:20,118 --> 00:08:23,452 Yeah, he hasn't stolen anything in a whole week. 161 00:08:23,454 --> 00:08:27,423 - Real impressive. - I'm glad you like Gah-ri too, Po... 162 00:08:27,425 --> 00:08:29,458 because there's something I want to tell you. 163 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,993 I'm adopting him. 164 00:08:32,896 --> 00:08:35,564 Aaaah! 165 00:08:40,370 --> 00:08:42,070 [sings] 166 00:08:42,072 --> 00:08:44,373 Dad? Dad! 167 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,141 [warbles] 168 00:08:46,143 --> 00:08:50,379 - Dad, can we talk about this? - Uh, Po, we'll have to do it later. 169 00:08:50,381 --> 00:08:52,214 Since your new brother got here, 170 00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:54,616 I can't keep up with the new customers. 171 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:59,455 Here, let me help you with these... dad. 172 00:09:01,157 --> 00:09:04,226 - Oh, Po, you know that I... - Sorry to interrupt, 173 00:09:04,228 --> 00:09:05,494 but if we don't clear these tables, 174 00:09:05,496 --> 00:09:07,830 we'll never be ready for the dinner rush. 175 00:09:07,832 --> 00:09:11,633 He's such a hard worker. 176 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,809 Okay, listen up, guys. 177 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:23,345 That ingrate Gary is gone, 178 00:09:23,347 --> 00:09:25,147 so I'm gonna need a new second-in-command. 179 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:27,416 That's the number-two guy. 180 00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:31,854 - All right? So here's what... - Um... what's an ingrate? 181 00:09:31,856 --> 00:09:37,159 Okay, all right. You know, it's like... um, okay... 182 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:39,828 it's like someone who's ungrateful. All right? There you go. 183 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:45,467 - So what I'm looking for in the... - Wouldn't that be an un-grate? 184 00:09:46,469 --> 00:09:50,506 Anyways. I've, like, designed some scenarios 185 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:52,908 to test you guys' reactions under pressure, so... 186 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,044 scenario! 187 00:09:57,981 --> 00:09:59,948 All right, you're coming out of a store. 188 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:01,650 You just robbed it, right? 189 00:10:01,652 --> 00:10:03,685 When you see two figures in the moonlight. 190 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,188 Who do you attack? Okay, you only have a split-second... 191 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:09,391 - Aah! - Quit it! Knock it off! 192 00:10:09,393 --> 00:10:10,392 Ow! 193 00:10:10,394 --> 00:10:13,161 Gah! Darn it, guys. 194 00:10:13,163 --> 00:10:14,496 You know what? Just forget it. 195 00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:15,964 Just take five. 196 00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:18,967 You want us to punch you five more times? 197 00:10:18,969 --> 00:10:21,904 - Ooh. Come here. - What? 198 00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:25,340 - Just... hand me that. - You want the helmet. 199 00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:29,077 - Yes. Thanks. - Here you go. 200 00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:31,213 No, I don't mean hit me five more times! 201 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,216 I mean take a break! Gol! 202 00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:41,256 - Ow! - Ow! Po? 203 00:10:45,595 --> 00:10:47,596 [both grunting] 204 00:10:47,598 --> 00:10:50,732 [both growling] 205 00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:53,702 [sighs] 206 00:10:53,704 --> 00:10:54,903 [both groaning] 207 00:10:54,905 --> 00:11:00,008 - Call it a draw? - Draw. 208 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:05,490 So... missing your buddy? 209 00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:10,452 No. In fact, I'm finding a replacement for him right now. 210 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:12,020 Really? How's that going? 211 00:11:12,022 --> 00:11:16,258 [metal crashing] Get it off me! Get it off me! 212 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:20,195 Aw, who am I kidding? Gah-ri was the best. 213 00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:21,563 He was my number-two. 214 00:11:21,565 --> 00:11:24,933 I just let him walk away, just walk away. 215 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,770 He was, like, the best bandit ever. 216 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,305 [laughs] 217 00:11:30,307 --> 00:11:32,274 I remember this one time when this thing happened. 218 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:36,078 Ha, that was great. And this other one time, 219 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,546 there was this whole other thing. 220 00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:41,783 [laughs] Oh, man. I never thought I'd live that one down. 221 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,987 Whoo! Ha, ha... 222 00:11:45,189 --> 00:11:49,625 You know I can't see what's going on in your head, right? 223 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:52,461 Do I... duh! 224 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:55,097 Of course I know that. [snorts] Gah! 225 00:11:55,099 --> 00:11:57,232 Like, who wouldn't know something like that? 226 00:11:57,234 --> 00:12:00,435 Like, everyone knows that. Even babies know that. 227 00:12:00,437 --> 00:12:01,737 Oh, what's it matter now? 228 00:12:01,739 --> 00:12:03,839 Gah-ri's probably already got a new gang. 229 00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:05,507 It's all awesome and stuff, 230 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:08,343 and, like, they're totally doing everything. 231 00:12:08,345 --> 00:12:11,513 Actually, he's just working for my Dad at the noodle shop. 232 00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:14,750 - You don't mean... - Yeah. 233 00:12:14,752 --> 00:12:20,088 He's earning an honest living. And what's worse? My Dad... 234 00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,524 - wants to adopt him. - What? 235 00:12:22,526 --> 00:12:27,029 I-I just... I think... oh... 236 00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:29,831 You, uh, okay over there? 237 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:30,832 [sniffles] 238 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,101 Uh, no problem. 239 00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:36,972 It's just, you know, uh... eye sweat, you know? 240 00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:41,810 Right. Yeah, totally. [sniffling] 241 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:44,346 Probably won't be long before they both forget us. 242 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,165 [sighs] You're right. 243 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:51,771 - We gotta do something. - Yeah! What? 244 00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:55,190 Something that is clever, incredibly well thought out, 245 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,125 and super brilliant! 246 00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:59,795 - Oh. - Yeah. 247 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:07,536 [hums] 248 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,077 Now remember, Fung. Once they... 249 00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:16,812 [groans] 250 00:13:16,814 --> 00:13:19,851 Once Dad and Gah-ri see that we've replaced them with you 251 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,652 and me, they'll get jealous and come running back to us. 252 00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:28,657 Oh, man, this is gonna be... Oh, here they come. 253 00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:32,394 [guffaws] 254 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:34,696 Stop it! Oh, stop it! 255 00:13:34,698 --> 00:13:36,665 I can't take it! Oh, Dad... 256 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,900 Ha, didn't see you there. 257 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,601 My best buddy Fung was telling me 258 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:44,614 a deliciously ribald story about...uh... stuff. 259 00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:56,118 Yeah. We're, um... we're friends. 260 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,286 [sighs] May I take your order? 261 00:13:58,288 --> 00:14:02,057 Uh, yeah, two bowls of your finest noodle soup. 262 00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:05,494 Nothing's too good for my inseparable pal Fung. 263 00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:12,968 Mm... Hmm. 264 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:18,140 Did you see their faces? I... [gasps, laughs] 265 00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:20,308 A badger? 266 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,278 [laughing] Oh, you're killing me, Fung. 267 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:26,448 Kill. Ing. Me. 268 00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:31,386 [slurps] 269 00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:35,423 Mmm, this is... wow. This is really good. 270 00:14:35,425 --> 00:14:39,561 - Did you make this? - Yes. Do you really like it? 271 00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:41,797 Oh, yeah. The noodles are so tender. 272 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,399 What is this, like, soo... soo-soo... 273 00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:47,269 "soo-zechoo-wan" style? 274 00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:50,305 [chuckles] It's pronounced "Szechuan." 275 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:55,020 What? Oh, so now I'm, like, stupid? 276 00:14:55,245 --> 00:14:56,511 Huh? Huh? 277 00:14:56,513 --> 00:14:57,779 - Huh? - Uh, yeah. 278 00:14:57,781 --> 00:15:01,082 If the tiny, uncultured brain fits, like, wear it. 279 00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,452 [grunts] 280 00:15:04,454 --> 00:15:05,987 [screams] 281 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,255 Ow! 282 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,924 Yah! 283 00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:10,158 Ow! 284 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,359 Ow! 285 00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:13,695 [fighting grunts] 286 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:17,465 - Uh...Easy, fellas, I, uh... - Ugh! 287 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,700 [grunts] 288 00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:20,902 Oof! 289 00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:23,772 Yah! 290 00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:29,544 Hey, ow! Loser... guy. 291 00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:33,281 - Don't be mad at Fung, Dad. - I'm not. 292 00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:36,952 I'm mad at you for bringing him here and upsetting Gah-ri. 293 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,855 Oh... now get out. 294 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,357 Out! 295 00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,697 There, there... 296 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,499 Remember what they said in meditation class. 297 00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:54,135 Breathe. 298 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,131 [sniffles] 299 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,065 [wood creaking] 300 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,067 Aah! Ow! 301 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:13,071 - Darn it. - Fung, what are you doing here? 302 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,307 I got another idea how to get me back Gah-ri, 303 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,575 And you back your Dad. 304 00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,644 Really? What is it? What is it? 305 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:20,946 Wait, is it illegal? 'Cause then you shouldn't tell me. 306 00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,814 Just come with me, okay, guy? 307 00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,935 [music] 308 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,824 Aah! 309 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,525 Aw... 310 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,593 All right. I'll be right back, guy. 311 00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:10,562 - Keep a look out. - Fine, just hurry. 312 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,439 Gah. 313 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,043 Oh! [falling on stairs] 314 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,446 [chuckles] 315 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:28,480 Oof! 316 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,719 - How'd it go? - No problem. 317 00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,354 [snickers] 318 00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:39,124 By morning, Gary will be back on the wrong side of the law. 319 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:44,062 - Where did you get this? - I-I have no idea. 320 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,633 That's the thief, officer. Ha! 321 00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,687 So you're telling me you woke up this morning, and the porcelain 322 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:53,739 vase of Hongwu just magically appeared at your bedside? 323 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,541 Ha, ha. Do you think I'm a fool? 324 00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:59,578 Sir, I... Dad, I, uh... 325 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,127 I'll tell you what happened. 326 00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:07,886 - I took it. - What? 327 00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:15,310 Dad, what are you doing? You didn't steal the vase. 328 00:18:15,312 --> 00:18:17,878 - Fung and I... - Clam it, dough boy. 329 00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:19,714 [spits] 330 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:23,318 - Now slam me in the clinker. - Dad, stop it. 331 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,154 We planted the vase there to try to frame Gah-ri. 332 00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,655 [gasps] 333 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:30,592 No point trying to cover for your father, Dragon Warrior. 334 00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:33,795 - But it's the truth! - Come along, Mr. Ping. 335 00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:36,631 It's Chor Ghom prison for you. 336 00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,968 Oh, son. Please take care of the noodle shop while I'm gone. 337 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:43,304 - But... Dad. - I was talking to Gah-ri. 338 00:18:43,306 --> 00:18:46,252 How could you? 339 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,444 Well, that didn't work. See ya, guy. 340 00:18:49,446 --> 00:18:50,678 Oof! 341 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,180 Well, we got him into this mess, 342 00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:53,915 and we're gonna get him out of it. 343 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,984 Yeah. We... we can get him out of there. 344 00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:59,521 That's... totally cool. 345 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,422 That's right, I'm bad. 346 00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:03,958 Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 347 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,863 - Hold it right there. - What are you doing here? 348 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:13,001 I've come for my Dad. He didn't steal that vase. 349 00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:17,038 Beat it or I'll open up a steaming wok of whoop-butt on both of you. 350 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,008 Dad, okay, okay. I know what I did was wrong. 351 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:23,278 I messed up. I thought you were trying to replace me. 352 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:28,283 What? Of course I wasn't. Po... 353 00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:32,342 You'll always be my son. 354 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,763 Thanks, Dad. So... 355 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:38,226 Take me away, flat foot. 356 00:19:38,228 --> 00:19:40,361 What? Are you really going to go to prison 357 00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:44,465 - just to teach me a lesson? - Yes. 358 00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:51,506 Dragon Warrior, I order you to step aside immediately. 359 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,176 Not without my father. 360 00:19:55,178 --> 00:20:00,582 That makes you a criminal as well. Detain them! 361 00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,584 Aah! 362 00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:05,820 [fighting sounds] 363 00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,225 Aah! 364 00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:14,195 Yah! 365 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:15,863 Aah! 366 00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,932 Ow! 367 00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:21,236 [grunting] 368 00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:22,998 Sorry, I... oof! 369 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,116 Gah! 370 00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:37,619 Aah! 371 00:20:37,621 --> 00:20:39,287 Oof! 372 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,125 Gah! 373 00:20:53,602 --> 00:20:54,802 Stop! 374 00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:57,972 All: Huh? 375 00:20:57,974 --> 00:21:00,975 [all grunting] 376 00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:02,845 Aah! 377 00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:08,349 Gah, he said stop! 378 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,557 May I see that vase a moment? 379 00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:26,234 Uh-huh. Yeah. Just as I suspected. 380 00:21:26,236 --> 00:21:28,102 This vase is a fake. 381 00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:31,857 These markings were made with a Loki Qi Chi tool, which hadn't 382 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:35,610 been invented when the real porcelain vase of Hongwu was created. 383 00:21:35,612 --> 00:21:39,180 Ooh, uh, yes, of course. Ha, ha, I-I see your point. 384 00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:41,416 I should've caught that myself. 385 00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:44,786 Well, uh, since no crime has been committed... 386 00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:49,090 release him. My apologies, Mr. Ping. 387 00:21:49,092 --> 00:21:52,836 - Dirty screw. - Come, gents, we must away. 388 00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:57,799 Thanks for everything, Mr. Ping, but... 389 00:21:57,801 --> 00:22:00,301 I think maybe I should be moving on. 390 00:22:00,303 --> 00:22:03,938 - I've got some things to sort out. - Oh, okay, Gah-ri. 391 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:06,341 But you always have a room at the noodle shop. 392 00:22:06,343 --> 00:22:09,577 Uh, uh, provided Po's not using it, of course. 393 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:21,622 So... um... any idea where you're headed? 394 00:22:21,624 --> 00:22:24,125 I mean, I could forward your mail and stuff. 395 00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:26,027 Well... 396 00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:30,365 It's too bad that vase isn't real, right? 397 00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:33,401 [chuckles] We could've made a fortune. 398 00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,536 - It is real. - What? 399 00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:38,090 - But you said... - Fung. There's no such thing 400 00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:40,641 as a Loki Qi Chi tool. I made it up. 401 00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:44,345 - Once a bandit, always a bandit. - Does that mean you're coming back? 402 00:22:44,347 --> 00:22:47,915 If you'll have me. And you promise to work on your temper. 403 00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:50,418 What temper? Gah! 404 00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:54,524 Oh, that. Yeah. Okay. 405 00:22:55,358 --> 00:22:58,493 - Shall we? - After you. 406 00:22:58,695 --> 00:23:00,862 Oof! [porcelain shattering] 407 00:23:01,064 --> 00:23:03,431 Gah-ri! 408 00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:09,563 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~